Assume thread because these are always fun
>>23483512
U look swell
Also bump
>>23483512
You have an ass on your face, brotheranon
>>23483512
You enjoy Babylon 5, and Libertarianism
You eat fish, but not other meat
You're either rich, or on your way getting there
>>23483512
pretty sporty liked playing baseball in school
>>23483617
wanted to be goth back in his teen days. now glad he didnt go through it
>>23483512
doesn't understand why he can't find a girl, nor does his friends
>>23483617
releases music under the name Nine Inch Nails
>>23483642
thinks nice clothes feel uncomfortable to wear, but chooses to anyways because he looks good in them
>>23483670
Why do u think I can't find a girl? Just curios cause ive had a gf for a while but I get that assumption quite a bit here lol
You look like a sporty kind of guy...likes sports...gets alot of women
>>23483679
I'm not sure, you just seem like you date a lot and they just don't work out for whatever reason. was just a random assumption
I suck at these, but assume away.
>>23483512
Likes straight razors (I see your stubble I know I know)
>>23483617
Into fashion
>>23483642
Fun on the outside feels on the inside
>>23483670
Melancholy but good looking
>>23483883
Could live in 19th century
>>23483512
you haven't been in many fights in your life. a few, but not many.
mostly draws. won a few. lost one.
>>23483617
you like to paint in your free time. don't work out much, naturally thinsthetic.
>>23483642
you laugh the loudest in your group of friends. you don't contribute too much to the conversation but you laugh a fuckton
>>23483670
you drive a red car
>>23483883
lumbersexual hipsters don't suck at assuming, so particip8
>>23483896
in elementary/middle school one of your favorite bands was simple plan.
>>23483912
>>23483896
>>23483883
>>23483670
>>23483642
>>23483617
>>23483512
You are all Steve Buscemi.
>>23483512
More popular with the ladies than he realizes
>>23483617
Has considered or worked in male modeling. (or at least should try, you could the aesthetic for it.)
>>23483642
Has a diagnosed mental illness and feels heavily all the time. I'm sorry, bro.
>>23483670
Has a deep voice.
>>23483883
Travels a lot.
>>23483896
Goes to obscure local band's house shows.
>>23483670
pulls a lot of girls but has a hard time staying interested in them
>>23483883
has disposable income
>>23483896
student
>>23483912
has a qt gf
>>23483931
Is a GODDAMNED VIKING.
Also, cute.
>>23483955
Read Le Madelyn too many times. Also, cute.
>>23483883
Prior military
>>23483670
Read twilight series. Twice.
All right, let's see what we've got
>>23483642
you're a bit of a goofball, but it's not entirely on purpose
>>23483883
you have a sweet music collection, and accidentally cut your nose trying to get that one album just out of reach
>>23483896
works at Ninja Theory
>>23483920
muslim
>>23483925
If that waiter doesn't hurry the hell up...
>>23483931
fancies polearms over axes or maces
>>23484286
You work in IT
>>23484165
You have a gym membership
>>23483955
Secretly a cosplayer
>>23483512
slayer
>>23483617
russian
>>23483642
alcoholic
>>23483670
stud
>>23483883
sailor
>>23483896
aladdin twink. not bad tho
>>23483912
douche
>>23483925
german
>>23483955
likes anime
not afraid to be naked around other people
>>23484286
politician
>>23484303
rich twink 16 yo
>>23485111
Car enthusiast(?)
assuming in next post
>>23485154
You appreciate country rock
>>23483512
You've made it a habit to work towards your goals and you eventually achieve them and don't feel discouraged quickly.
>>23483617
Very intelligent. Great facial aesthetics man, women must love you.
>>23483642
Drinks too much, maybe a smoker.
>>23483670
Phlegmatic type, doesn't care all that much about the opinions of others. Yes, it's stupid thing to say considering where we are, but you don't seem like the 'pls validate me' type, so that's a compliment.
>>23483883
What's with your nose?
>>23483896
Wants to model, has an itch that he might have the aesthetics to do it, although isn't completely sure. Will become more confident as you'll age.
>>23483912
Anxiety is killing you, but you've gotten somewhat used to it.
>>23483920
A real human bean.
>>23483925
Couldn't stand following popular trends, but still follows niche, 'hipsterish' trends quite a bit. Isn't vapid though.
>>23483931
Skyrim belongs to Nords. Joined stormcloaks yesterday.
>>23483955
Doesn't participate.
>>23484165
Wants his shoulders to be wider.
>>23484286
Reads quite a lot genre fiction.
>>23484303
Wants to have that soft, natural look. Visits /mu/.
>>23485111
Knows a quite bit about downers, slightly insecure but does go out and isn't all that bad at social situations, although probably worries about them.
>>23485154
Can be a cunt, although typically isn't. Demanding, probably would trash whatever he is working on if it doesn't fit your standards. That's good imo.
>>23485261
fratish guys, only think about pussy
>>23485249
too bad youre a neet, you are a good looking dude and seem to be smart
>>23485154
you music style is folk rock, folk metal
>>23485111
happy with his job
>>23484303
sexually confused
>>23484286
dont like nervous and stressed people
>>23485294
Just for now. I have goals, but I guess I'll NEET up until summer when I have the opportunity to move out.
>>23485311
good luck bro
wake up
>>23484303
You want to be my bottom.
>>23485294
bass player
>>23485249
brony
>>23484286
wizard
>>23483955
trap¿
>>23483925
moneymoneymoney
>>23483670
really tall
>>23486284
tried the haircut for thr first time
idk i just assume that y'all are mostly normal people
>>23486284
Works as a barber
>>23485294
Does extreme sports
>>23485249
Is actually a legit Viking
>>23487204
You is chinois?
>>23487281
no im not even asian
>>23487204
Then what's up with the chink eyes.
>>23487314
im spanish/irish so i dont know if i have chink eyes desu
>>23487333
Spanish Spain, or Spanish Hispanic.
>>23487361
spain
if i was hispanic i would probably be shorter and rounder
>>23487370
Shieeet niqa.
That's tr00 though aye
>>23486284
>wizard
D&D wizard or the other kind?
>>23487275
Is going to college, glad it's getting warmer out
>>23487284
rides horses or did
>>23487333
Had a hard childhood
>>23487284
goes jogging
>>23487275
likes to listen to justin beiber
>>23487333
a math major
>>23487652
british
>>23487204
Looks like a girl I dated once. Probably high maintenance but had a hard past.
>>23487333
Plans on working in the medical field. Barely speaks Spanish despite background.
>>23487652
Into computers and politics. Pretty smart.
>>23487652
papa john's twin
>>23487333
great at cooking, just as into sports as your husband
>>23487204
Prefectionist, paranoid when people talk in foreign languages around her
>>23487660
wears insane amounts of makeup but still judges the appearance of others
>>23487672
Has an optimistic, cheerful, and reassuring personality. Will always try to make everything feel better. Would probably be scared when faced with my cold, stoic demeanor.
>>23487275
Will look the part but back out at the first sign of things starting to get crazy. A beautiful lie.
>>23485154
Huge Bernie supporter. Heavy smoker.
>>23484286
Functional alcoholic, is trying to figure out why he's suddenly attracted to young children. Hates going to the doctor.
>>23484165
Spends a big portion of income on sports supplements.
>>23483512
Started balding early due to genetics. Hates his father.
>>23483512
Construction job
>>23483617
Takes showers too often
>>23483642
Wears glasses
>>23483670
Sticks gum on walls
>>23483883
Papercut nose at work
>>23483896
Weed
>>23484165
Recently got in shape
>>23484286
Athiest
>>23485249
Misplaces little things and forgets
>>23487284
Babysits
>>23487275
Only takes pics with duck lips
>>23487333
Likes to read
>>23487672
Lesbian
>>23489159
Stem major
most recent i could find
I really should be asleep
>>23489505
Cool nerd guy.
>>23489541
Living with parents 'cause still in school
Assumptions inbound
>>23491790
>>23489541
Into some Obscure/Occult stuff
>>23489505
Still plays Ultima Online
>>23489191
Quiet guy who drops the funny one liners
>>23489159
(Future?) doctor
>>23487672
Possibly Pansexual (Whatever that means)
>>23491790
Steve Buscemi's twin brother
>>23491790
The middle of three or more brothers
>>23483883
fighter or playing rock band
>>23484165
love takin photo in mirrors
>>23484286
bro IT worker
>>23487275
would hang out with some beer, qt
>>23485294
Likes to drink until passed out, also you think you're funny when drunk but probably just annoying
>>23486284
you listen to some electronic and latin shitty music, go out every weekend and hit on every single girl you see.
>>23487275
you like to show your body so you dress tiny outfits, probably hadn't had more than 2 sexual partners but you like to flirt with lots of boys
>>23487652
married with one or two childs, you love your woman but things got pretty boring and you probably flirt with younger girls online
>>23487660
insecure, self-steem issues, probably just wants to find some good looking sweet boy, but you would be happy with him just being sweet
>>23487663
You don't know more than 3 easy songs, actually the guitar is just for pictures
>>23487672
you'd like to work in something related to art, thinks bad about people who smokes weed and/or drink.
>>23491899
>>23491841
Steve Buscemi.
>>23491811
>Still plays Ultima Online
I actually just tried playing any ultima game for the first time like 3 days ago.
>>23491841
dated a girl for most of highschool that didn't go to the same school.
>>23491841
You often go visit your grandparents
>>23491790
You have an Android smartphone
>>23491899
Haha. Cute. Fair enough. I've been playing for over a decade though. I own three guitars, a resonator, and a bass guitar.
>>23483931
You're one of those girls who only plays modern Bethesda games because those are the only types of games you can play
>>23484286
A real charming fellow, you also like to point out the obvious
>>23484303
TENOUTTATEN
Oh wait this isn't a r8 thread
You seem very autistic.
Uh, I mean artistic.
>>23485154
>I trained all my life to play these sick cords so why am I not drowning in pussy?
Wow, there's too many of you.
>>23492093
>Wow, there's too many of you.
This was meant to be separate from all the posts lol, nothing against you, >>23485154
>>23483508
Shouldn't it be "few know"?
>>23492511
Large family with not alot of of money to go around.
>>23492052
You have a semi-exotic pet, maybe some kind of reptile, aaaand you're an ISFJ?
>>23492093
You were bullied heavily in middle school
>>23492052
You live in the UK(?)
>>23483883
Polish, Drunken and fighty
>>23492052
You have frequent thoughts of suicide and occasional thoughts of mass-murder.
