Fresh assume thread
>>23470100
I assume you want me to assume
>>23470115
bro how many times have you fapped to that pic
>>23470115
I like your necklace
I assume you are better at complimenting people than me
>>23470115
I'd assume you like to draw
>>23470129
Bro, I'm a girl. That's me bro, believe it or not
>>23470115
really wants to escape from soviet russia for life in glorious america
>>23470142
FUCK NO
I assume you like world of warcraft
>>23470138
I assume you're softly spoken but would be one of those great mates that never lets you down
>>23470141
>>23470129
bro
>>23470149
WoW a shit
cyкa блять пидap
>>23470138
Get chill vibes from u
>>23470142
Passive aggressive when angry with girls
>>23470158
I don't speak Chinese
>>23470159
trying to become more in tune with nature and survival stuff
>>23470142
in a business major. /mu/tant
>>23470159
I assume you are a manager of a job that you hate. You also get a lot of pussy.
>>23470180
that's fine bc it's not relevant in that context
>>23470159
I don't know enough girls that well to get angry at them
you are in a major corporation
>>23470193
nope and nope
you enjoy arts and crafts
and god damn your smile is amazing
>>23470159
Never get's in long relationships
>>23470193
a monster that thinks no one realizes
>>23470115
You play the violin and/or piano
>>23470138
You watch a lot of stand up comedy
>>23470159
Listens to metal and rap
>>23470193
Really talented at art
>>23470199
Hates children
>>23470217
Gamer
>>23470245
Smokes alot of weed
>>23470217
Gamer
>>23470199
Hairstylist? Very loud and outgoing
>>23470159
You are probably European.
>>23470193
You've read all the harry potter books more than once.
>>23470115
artsy type with self diagnosed bipolar disorder
>>23470138
spends literally every minute of his time infront of his pc. smokes weed casually, but wouldn't consider himself a stoner
>>23470142
sophomore year in college, IT or something related. never talked to a girl
>>23470159
was told about 4chan by a IRL friend, stops by on /soc/ from time to time to boost self esteem
>>23470193
averagest girl on earth
>>23470217
cries himself to sleep every night
>>23470327
plays soccer
>>23470245
was the best looking kid in his class in primary school
>>23470199
sucks at video games, good at board games
>>23470193
STEM major?
>>23470142
lots of friends, but not super close with (m)any of them
>>23470115
I assume you have a rodent pet.
>>23470115
You are a bit depressed, but you find joy in people calling you cute over 4chan.
>>23470138
I assume you are a Slav, for who else hangs a carpet on the walls.
>>23470142
Cykinsin, stole my gengi and can't even into squats.
>>23470159
Has unironically watched videos on how to hit on women.
>>23470193
Despite being mixed has poked her nose in /pol/ at least twice.
>>23470199
One of those overly aggressive women that confuses men.
>>23470217
Somewhat resigned to his comfortable life.
>>23470245
Goes to /mu/.
>>23470327
Very ordinary when first met, probably opens up more over time.
>>23470350
Struggled with baby face for years, now finds comfort in beards.
>>23470353
Wants to lift but lacks motivation.
>>23470353
I'd assume this guy fucks
>>23470327
I'd assume you are to Bilbo Baggins
>>23470366
na way off. 320 wilks roughly. not great but my DYEL days are long gone.
>>23470379
Everything above DYEL level is great fàm.
>>23470366
I have never . and don't know why you'd assume that lol. you look like an average student who always puts a extremely bright filter on for some odd reason
>>23470390
You look like you get around women for some odd reason, so that's that. My camera is shite and it's kills gradient as I've found.
>>23470369
I lold, thank you. Im off on an adventure.
>>23470403
Left out the word related, and I'm sure I'm not the first to say that
>>23470412
No, ive never been told i look like bilbo baggins. But hes awesome so thanks!
Assume the shit out of me
>>23470437
freeloader
>>23470432
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/de/70/ff/de70ff575d1b70c413e91c70f78374be.jpg
>>23470115
Vegan
>>23470138
Lives in vermont and drives a toyota
>>23470142
Neet and vapes
>>23470159
Old wagecuck has a wife
>>23470193
Lesbian
>>23470199
U like to cookk
>>23470217
Wizard
>>23470245
Stoner
>>23470327
steals from people
>>23470350
Smokes pipe tobacco
>>23470353
Frat star swimming in tang
>>23470366
Under recognized genius
>>23470369
Fifa
>>23470437
TK
>>23470473
>TK
Wut
>>23470437
young, interested in everything, still lives with parents probably has artistic or intellectual potential but lazy
>>23470473
Into philosophy
>>23470437
Emotional
>>23470369
Sad but chill
>>23470366
Really likes this picture of himself
>>23470353
Smiles more irl
>>23470350
Likes coffee
>>23470327
Likes family
>>23470245
Not angry
>>23470217
Heartbroken
>>23470199
Likes going out kind of but not really
>>23470193
Tries to be happy
>>23470159
Pretty nice irl most of the time
>>23470142
Fairly funny chill guy
>>23470138
Good guy duh
>>23470115
Was a big weeb in middle school but got no positive attention for it. Made you a stronger person though
I'm not arrogant even though this picture seems like it
>>23470490
Damn, hit the nail on the head
![12803309_1575096549474839_2980888652191005177_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/azWxvz6.jpg "12803309_1575096549474839_2980888652191005177_n[1].jpg")
>>23470115
i asumme that u like hardcore
>>23470138
a good studen o a psychopath
>>23470142
Friendly
>>23470159
beer and football
>>23470193
you go to church each sunday
>>23470199
You make tattoos
>>23470217
your life is boring
>>23470245
few friends, but good
>>23470327
You love romance movies
>>23470350
idk what to assume here, you look normal (?), then i assume that you are normal.
>>23470353
"The popular guy"
>>23470366
Nazi (?)
>>23470369
Rock band
>>23470314
I am a cosmetologist actually
>>23470353
I just recently got into Dying Light and Fallout 4.
>>23470366
My boyfriend says that I am not overly aggressive, I am a very straightforward person.
>>23470473
I love cooking.
>>23470499
I love the idea of going out.
I'll make wild and unfounded assumptions soon, but I want to go eat something first.
>>23470369
You look like you'd go to a ton of parties tbqh. And I don't mean that in a bad way.
>>23470437
Are you a /fit/izen? Whenever I see people take shirtless pics, I just assume they spend a lot of time at the gym. You look like someone who'd be genuinely friendly, though.
>>23470473
Either into business or IT/technical stuff. You look like you'd have some niche interests, too.
>>23470499
You look like kind of a chill dude who knows how to be funny, but you also have somewhat of a serious air about you that's not overly-serious; it's almost more passionate.
In the picture, I can't tell if you're scoffing or looking on someone with heartfelt empathy.
>>23470526
Chill, laid back metal dude who I could pal around, shoot shit and have a drink with.
>>23470657
Intelligent, but solitary and introverted.
>>23470679
You have kind of a friendly, inviting look about you; someone who's generally more sensitive, but still social and outgoing, to a degree.
>>23470679
You look like the epitome of "lady in the streets, freak in the sheets." I bet you're really nice and studious and hardworking, but you're also really horny and probably get around a fair bit.
>>23470115
carries snake venom antidote in vial attached to neckless
>>23470779
That is so accurate m8
>>23470499
You look like you go to every party
Thanks btw
>>23470473
IT technician
>>23470366
I can tho
You like FB_IMG filenames
>>23470350
surprisingly neither are true
>>23470526
Drinks a lot, but is never drunk.
>>23470679
probably gets told she looks good often but is still insecure.
>>23470657
likes to think he's intelligent
>>23470499
likes to be the center of attention
>>23471116
you are into kinky shit but don't act it out
>>23470749
mixed ethnicity
>>23470679
wants to date a lot o boys but is shy or feels guilty
>>23470657
you read a lot of fatnasy and draw fantasy stuff
>>23470526
mexican who lives in the us. you are afraid of Trump
>>23470499
plays in a band or would like to
>>23470749
I do workout.
>>23472282
writes poems
dead?
>>23470115
>goes kind of "hood" when she argues
>>23470138
>listens to Weezer
>>23470142
>shoots 35mm, develops black and white himself, wants to develop color film but doesn't have a good way of regulating the temperatures
>>23470193
>likes early 90s hip hop culture
>>23470199
>says "fuck" a lot
>>23470217
>is an asshole moderator of a shitty Myst forum
>>23470437
>assumes enough about himself
>>23470473
>scottish
>>23472282
>sexts guys on snapchat even though she has a boyfriend
Here's me, I'm doing this from work. Also, I like the threads when you're supposed to post a song along with your picture:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do5w-3yBIYg
>>23472564
I assume you ignored me
>>23472574
likes old paintings
>>23470115
You're cutesy wutesy that can get triggered easily but you're a good person beneath the layer of shit. Something bad happened and/or you have some illness.
>>23470142
> Aussie
>>23470158
Moи бpaт!
>>23470199
actually cool but devastating and destructive
>>23470526
Heavy metal listener ._.
>>23470679
Not actually poster
>>23472282
Could recognise from 666Km away.
I know you're not Speckhart
>>23470473
watches the simpsons
>>23470499
parties a lot
>>23470526
into rock and wrestling
>>23470657
artistic
>>23470679
likes cats
>>23470749
has a lot to say but keeps quiet
>>23471116
likes making r8 threads
>>23471352
luvs the gym
>>23472282
goes to a lot of concerts
>>23472564
works at apple
>>23472920
"duuuude"
>>23472841
Sorry man, I got antsy
>>23471352
>is (or will be) highly regarded in a very specialized field
>>23472950
>really in to Harry Potter
(also: I don't work at Apple)
>>23472920
I guess the jig is up. I've killed her and now wears her face. Good catch
As for you, possibly related to chewy
>>23472282
Goes to college for some nerd shit
>>23472564
Spends about 8 hours a day playing PC games #pcmasterrace
>>23472920
Has hair
>>23472950
Thinks she's better than everyone because she's really pretty
>>23473051
Uses face swap
Me next!
>>23473145
In the closet
>>23473163
I wish I were attracted to dudes, gay guys are so fucking nice.
>>23473051
I don't know who chewy is :(
Chewbakka (ignore spelling)
>>23473163
Also not sure why my ID changed
>>23471352
>mixed ethnicity
Spot on, my dude
>>23472950
>has a lot to say but keeps quiet
lmao are you a psychic? That's literally me
>>23472920
What layer of shit m8? I'm almost always nice
>>23470115
i assume you like the xx
>>23470138
id assume youre bi
>>23470142
youre not actually happy
>>23470159
you play bass in a post-hardcore band
>>23470199
you used to jog every day for an hour
>>23470350
you fall asleep cuddling your pillow
>>23470353
used to be a fedoralord in high school
>>23473263
Didn't intend to be harsh :( just sometimes maybe you're a meanie
>>23470679
Nice ass Amber
>>23473173
The one who didn't get the medal because he doesn't know how to shave
>>23473145
Bingo. Im an expert with a knife and sutures
For you I see computers, old office chairs... Smallish room... T shirt at work. Student or IT guy for a small business
>>23474702
I am >>23473173 and >>23472920 ._.
youre not really speckhart are you
>>23470115 I assume your into punk rock
>>23470138 secretly a murderer (it's the stache)
>>23470142 you love WoW
>>23470159 your very happy with your life right now and chicks love you
>>23470193 your artsy
>>23470199 your going get the full sleeve on right arm
>>23470245 listens to metal
>>23470350 can be found at local jazz cafe's
>>23470353 you want to do some form of powerline or oil rig work
>>23470366 you model that jawline
>>23470437 act like is too cool care but cares a lot kind person
>>23470473 lives in suburbs
>>23470499 some form of musician
>>23470679 you seem like secretly a party person
>>23471352 actor
>>23472564 often wears plaid
>>23472950 often on the interwebs
>>23474751
loves to drive with no clear destination
>>23473450
likes dark music. dead can dance and electro stuff
>>23473173
likes to scare little children
>>23473145
likes to do video editing
>>23472950
enjoyed to procvocate with her style in high school
>>23474716
Control panel for a steam power plant, but close enough!
>>23470138
Slave
>>23470142
About to graduate with a stem degree
>>23470159
passive agressive attitude
>>23470217
doesn't really know what to do with his life
>>23470327
cool bro, get's along withj lot's of peeps
>>23473450
you're into metal
>>23474751
guitarist at a cover band
>>23475404
probably had lot's of GFs already
1/2
'bout to head out for some poker
>>23476339
2/2
from a few months ago
>>23476340
webdesigner or graphic design student
>>23476339
uses the darknet
>>23476340
Musically inclined
>>23476339
Future mass shooter
>>23475404
Never bored, always has something fun to do
>>23474751
Is a very chill dude
>>23473450
Runs a mean D&D campaign
>>23473173
Likes hiking and outside activities? Basically is a bear.
>>23473145
Very dependable
>>23475404
I do drive all time no destination
>>23476440
I like to think I'm chill
you can assume these motherfucking nuts boyyy
>>23476440
absolute buffoon
>>23476340
complete fuckin idiot
>>23475404
total jackass
>>23474751
confirmed for donkey brains
>>23473450
mental dexterity of an old boot
>>23473145
dumb
>>23472950
an actual rock
>>23477140
whats your problem
>>23477140
would buy drugs from
bumpinbumbpin
>>23476440
You are ridiculously correct
>>23475404
I do not!
(>>23473173 me)
>>23470138
I assume you make only the safest of bets and would possibly rig the odds and bring in an opponent.
>>23477140 dresses like Mad Max and eats dog food for two out of his three meals each day
>>23476440 sees swirling miasmas of cosmic dust inhabited by serpentine aliens of unfathomable power when she takes off her glasses.
>>23476339 >>23476340 thinks he turns into a superhero when he takes off his hood and sunglasses.
>>23475404 is a reptile wearing a smug man's face and hides his scales with the scarf of a woman whose retirement he gambled on the stock market.
>>23474751 masturbates to Playboy bunnies shoveling manure into packages addressed to Hustler corporate headquarters.
>>23473450 lost an erection when his girlfriend wanted to listen to Tool during sex.
>>23479505
Wore hoods throughout high school refused to put it down.
>>23477140
Hangs outside casinos and clubs sharing smokes with people.
>>23476440
I am very dependable actually. Good Assumption
>>23470115
eyebrows are flawless, so I assume you do what you can, definitely not a trap, listen to all female rock bands and watch anime, most probably have a great phone, but change it all the time and idk wtf that necklace is m8
definitely shut-in beautiful weeb/10
>>23470138
probably one of the coolest friends you could have, but it's because you're so cool that everybody stays quiet about how you one time fingered that girl when she was sleeping, because "he's bad with girls, but he's a freat fucking mate."
Would never tell on you
indie movies face
>>23470142
IT guy, probably plays mobas and insecure in relationships, but you would only know if you're a close friend
>>23470159
the pussy man! You seem like such a fucking bro, but also the coke sniffing DJ that's gotta vomit on somebody every Friday
>>23470193
friends with mostly girls
idk you seem pretty fucking basic, but probably aware of all of the shit that 'patrician' people enjoy and slam on them for being pretentious
>>23470199
already been said, but outgoing and if you'd hurt someone's feelings, then you would warn them that you're a bitch afterwards, to shift blame/state that you don't care, but you just don't want to feel bad or say sorry
>>23470217
you look like a guy I know, who I don't even know the name of, but every time I see him he comes up to me and says hey and won't leave for 20 minutes, even if I'm with people (too much bias to judge you, since I can only see his face.)
>>23470245
pothead who likes DBZ and games like Devil May Cry and shit on PS2 but now only stick to dudebro multiplayer games, now you're grown up
>>23470327
you give me good feelings anon, you seem like a really nice guy who you could hangout with and who would just listen to you and have some great shit to say instead of just "really?" "omg" "no way"
>>23470350
you look like the cool professor who would ask a student if they're on the spectrum and then you would bring it up in a seminar to get students to like you
>>23479516 paid for her clothing and today's breakfast with a paycheck from the Jello pressing factory.
>>23470115
Intimidates most guys.
>>23470193
You still have a soul. Get off 4chan before it's too late.
>>23470217
Grew up wearing oversize hand me downs. Still does.
