What's the dream human, appearence wise, sexually, and emotionally.
I love a smart, sarcastic boy, with dark features or really light blue eyes who's hair is long but not as long as shoulder length, but shoulder length is okay. He shouldn't be too tall because I'm on 5 foot. He should be able to show his emotions and be compassionate. Someone I can tease and wrestle (which turns into sex) with. Good music taste makes them so much sexier. Then we can quote song lyrics and movie lines.
What's your perfect person? See if anyone matches you :)
>>23465323
Ive mostly gotten over appearences but they are always a perk. I mostly just wanta smart firecracker of a chick who handles her shit enough that i have too keep bettering myself to keep pace.
Oh and i like cooking so fuck a vegan or vegetarian.
>>23465348
I'm a vegetarian but I still cook meat for my family. I have food anxiety issues about most meat, I lve a guy that keeps me on my feet and when we help each other accomplish our goals
>>23465323
I want a guy who is fit, taller than 6', has a good job (at least $80k/year), a good sense of humor, likes quality movies, ideally isn't all that into sports, assertive and confident, doesn't like anime, doesn't play videogames more than a couple hours a day, knows what he's doing in bed and lasts more than 15 mins, penis is at least 6''
All is will to power and nothing more.
>>23465376
You got a better shot of shitting on the presidents desk and not getting shot
>>23465376
Literally me minus the job. NEEET AS FUCK
She's got to be tall, around 5'11". Dark hair pale skin green eyes. Skinny and smokes cigarettes. Very intelligent about literature and art. That's about it.
>>23465376
I'm your guy, except I don't play video games at all and it take me fucking hours to bust. Whatever.
>>23465402
Nietzsche is that you?
One with no perfection
Do you mean dark features as in miserable looking with bags under their eyes? In that case I think I match this description.
>>23465323
If only someone I know liked guys like that, otherwise I might actually have a chance at a girl lol.
I'm into girls with a real sense of humor and can take any sort of joke, one who can talk my ear off and be assertive but not controlling. Physically, while there are plenty of ideal features, tall girls really kind of throw me off cause I'm not that tall anyway.
>>23465323
I like to think I fit this except for hair length and height. I'm 6'0" and my hair is short/medium length. Everything else sounds like me though :)
>>23465323
Marry me op? I'm literally who you descibed just with short hair
>>23465323
Any reason your window is sealed?
>>23465460
blue eyes, but I meet the rest of the parameters. My hair is dyed right now
>>23465501
I could get a stepstool to kiss you!
>>23465507
grow it! ;)
>>23465497
I wish you luck in finding her
>>23465619
I live in Ohio, in a really really cheap and dysfunctional apartment, it's so less cold air gets in,
>>23465852
well you wouldn't need the stepstool, I would. Or that sexy thing where you lay on each other hnng.
I'm flirting with all you and you may be fat gamerfags and 50 year olds. Ignorance is bliss
>>23465323
Umm wow that tugged on this mans heart strings I seek so much of the same in a woman comfortable in her own skin and wishes to make a love with another brighter than the sun. though having been used and abused I still have hope to find that one because I know I need to be bold and brave to get what I want.
>>23465323
I'll tease you with folk punk all night bb
>>23465871
I did the same when moisture accumulate. I also experienced outside chemical gas leak. I was young. We had to seal windows and doors.
>>23465323
Please please be near 253 OP you look and sound utterly 10/10 amazing
>>23465852
>>23465871
I like you already and lets do the sexy thing please
>I'm flirting with all you
enjoying this
>you may be fat gamerfags and 50 year olds
I'm 23 and 155 lbs
>>23465996
Moisture accumulated*
Be a girl
Be in melbourne
Be kinda tallish
Smart, loyal (I appreciate that)
Red hair and glasses are advantageous
>>23465323
Well only my hair is too long else Sounds like me
19/M/201
Looking for a girl in Northern NJ area, race or age doesn't matter, height im a little on the short side being 5'6 so you be the judge of that, as long as you're not obese idc.
I don't really have high standards I'll give you my kik if interested.
>>23465323
A dude preferably taller than 5'8 who's into dank memes. I like fat guys because they are more likely to be chill. Male appearance doesn't matter because honestly males are ugly af no matter what they look like. Humor and chillness are the biggest factors for me. If I can smoke a joint, have casual sex and watch cheesy 90s movies with him I'm happy as a [insert thing].
Basically, just a chill dude.
>>23466375
Location?
>>23466375
It's really nice to see people have an interest in someone like me.
I enjoy anyone who can watch things I like to watch and actively try to enjoy it, and introduce me to things they like so I can try the same.
I just want someone who will cuddle up and smoke weed with me while we do fun shit together. Joke, laugh, smoke, eat a shit ton of snacks and just generally enjoy each other to the fullest every day.
>>23466206
Should add
Like to talk about science stuff, doesn't mind staying in most of the time and just chilling, playing vidya, cuddling
Likes the outdoors and sports just a little bit too.
>>23466375
I dunno if this is bait
>>23465844
You look cute
>>23466395
Whoops
>>23466013
I'm 614
>>23465926
PLEASE DO
>>23465903
aw honey, you just have to learn to love yourself and put yourself out there, always start with trying to be just friends and if sjhe wants to be your friend start flirting
>>23466438
Only if you give me your number. Or something.
Shorter the better, I have a thing for tiny girls. Scrawny is good, but enough curves to hold onto.
I'm a sicker for redheads. Full on ginger. Freckles too, all over, not just on the face.
Personality wise, someone who challenges me, doesn't let me get complacent, but not to the point of irritation. Passionate about something, doesn't much matter what, as long as she gets that gleam in her eye and can talk at length about it.
Loyalty, empathy, and passion are paramount.
>>23465323
That sounds exactly like my bf.
>>23465323
>Someone I can tease and wrestle (which turns into sex) with.
Me and bf do this all the time yay!
He's also very smart and sarcastic and teases the fuck out of me
>>23466483
Finally some love for the short girls :D
Dream girl - Okay with my situation in life, accepts me for who i am as a person not what i financially have to offer.
The ability to talk about pretty much anything and feel okay in doing so
Body type doesn't matter much but a cute face is awesome
Music taste is also a big part of it
Basically i want a girl okay with dealing with me and how my mind works. Im weird, but im a loving weird person.
OH and proabbly most importantly Okay with outwardly showing affection : if we are in love its okay to show it in public sometimes.
>>23466526
There is more than one I love me the pixie girls and the andro look is also amazing if your a pixie
whitw white?
>>23466375
> tfw this is all I want in a relationship and it will never happen
dream girl: slim-athletic-average, cute, 5'7, not too introverted nor extroverted but definitely more introverted. Can engage each other in conversation for hours and doesnt just wait to be talked to, but doesn't feel 'bored' just because we aren't talking constantly either. Video games, optimistic and positive. similar taste in movies, quoting/referencing lines/scenes in movies n shit.
But what the fuck. A lot of this shit is 'negotiable' anyway depending on how we get along. lists are so stupid sometimes.
>>23465323
Hey Cx I match everything except for the fact my eyes change color from blue to green sometimes.
Oh and I'm from 614 too so you should give me your skype or kik (:
>>23465323
you just described me.
i want a girl who is intelligent but not boisterous about it. good music taste, non-judgemental, okay with smoking/drinking/casual drug use, loves animals and the outdoors but is cool with being inside and playing vidya and watching films and cool shit too. blue/green eyes, haircolor doesn't matter, body hair is whatever, i'm hairy as fuck. bitch better love gourmet meals because i'm a magnificent chef. can't be avoidant to affection, and can't get angry when i'm honest and open if its something that offends them.
i'll die alone.
>>23465323
Where do you live because you literally just fucking described me perfectly what the fuck.
I have bright blue eyes,
Longish hair
I'm super cynical and sarcastic
I'm a musician and a music major in University
I also love watching cynical reviews of modern cinema
and I very much love expressing my emotions
The wrestle (which turns into sex) part straight up gave me a half chub. Skype please
>>23465323
You literally just described me holy shit.
I'm a smart computer guy, sarcastic, dark brown hair and brown eyes, hair in the picture, I'm 5'8". Open with my emotions and a super compassionate person. Love to play fight and tease my significant other, and I think my music taste is pretty decent. Pop-punk/indie/rock/etc, and decent movie/TV reference knowledge
>>23465323
u from northern ohio by any chance? you look familiar..
>>23469995
Holy fucking shit, that dog. You better love that thing like it's your only child. I wanna hug him/her so badly
>>23470184
she's the only reason i'm still alive
she's laying next to me right now :)
this is her as a bebe with my kitty :)
Blue eyes and long hair huh
My ideal lies in creativity and sexuality. I need somebody smart enough to understand more deep emotions and thoughts. To challenge me to be a better person, but also have all the affection I need. (Which is a lot thanks to a long mental illness record)
>>23470195
Fuckk dogs are so goddamn loyal and non-judging. You could be the shittiest person and earth and they would still love you like a king. What kind is it?
>>23470291
she's a white german shepard/husky mix as far as I know. she was a shelter pup so i'm not entirely sure. either way she's perfect, probably because I raised her
Where the cute alt chicks at? Tattoos, piercings dyed hair. Oh if you wear those thick rimmed glasses you're automatically wife material in my book. And if youre Into photography and punk and/or metal well get along just fine.
First off, I gotta say, people always read me the wrong way,and think I'm trying to play some game with them and that's not the case. I think at this point in my life, after all the crazy drama I've been with and slept with, it would be nice to find someone who shares a similar mental state as me. So basically, someone who's seen both the light and the darkness, someone who doesn't play games or start drama, is honest and sincere about the way they deal with shit, doesn't feel like they need to keep up with the Joneses or otherwise compromise their full and natural essence, I'm guessing some sort of red-head or dark haired girl, although I don't mind a blonde as well, but yeah, mostly someone okay with themselves, who has problems of their own and their own cross to bear but knows how to deal with shit, and doesn't constantly need me as a support net or as a punching bag. I'm a writer, so I'm usually mellow about the simpler things in life. I don't stress on the every day shit, I have enough stress in my own head, my own world, my own mind. I would wanna be with someone who is curious and wants to learn and discover new things, and has a modicum of intelligence themselves. they would need to have good music taste, be well versed in literature, cinema and the arts. I don't wanna make opinions for someone, either, I like people with imaginative minds. I talk a lot, and I don't really interact like or with most people, so it's hard to really relate to anyone. It would be nice to meet someone who shares in that kind of alienation. I also, while generally loving people as a whole, think that the game of life and the way people live is utter shit and I will not be part of socialite bullshit. I will do my own thing, on my own terms, and it would be nice to find someone relaxed enough to handle that. If I like you, I can tend to act like an insane person, but this is just an extension of everything I've just said.
>>23467908
I have shoulder length hair which could be seen as quite pixie-like, but can't look andro with my figure!
>The wrestle (which turns into sex) part straight up gave me a half chub.
Woohoo!
hmm lets see normal girl around 16-25 yo even older i dont really care fit or chubby i doesnt really mater to be kinda sluty cuz im pervert :D to have piercing or diet hair ill like it it will be +
funny and to be ready to pleasure me LOL
>im 19 yo and still cant find her
i like anime games all kinds of music mostly metal opera
>>23465376
I'm sorry but that's cliche af
Not picky in what I'm attracted to but I guess perfect dream girl would be;
>appearance
5'4"
short/medium brunette hair
big brown eyes
slim/fit
A/B cup
pasty/very very slight tan
dark kind of style
>sexually
verjiner girl (not benis girl)
does the sex thing
high sex drive but doesn't want to jump into sex really soon into the relationship
submissive
somewhat vanilla aside from maybe having a few kinks/fetishes that make for interesting sexy times
willingness to experiment
>emotionally
dark humor, sarcastic, smart ass, cuddly, caring, similar but not identical, artsy
music/movies/art tastes
enjoys really casual but cute dates of doing things like making pottery together, walking dogs, picnics, etc.
>>23466206
i feel you
was going to make a post like yours like I usually do, but I felt like typing it out due to boredom and 1% hope
pic related.
closest to dream girl I've ever seen on soc for a close visual representation.
>>23472600
>pasty
Yay!
>>23465323
>>23465323
Doutzen Kroes. Also, video related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqDfzO42epE
Best Van Halen song imo.
>>23465323
I am literally all those things except with brown eyes ;w; sorry hun
I want a girl that's significantly shorter than me, like forehead at my shoulders height, big boobs but not huge knockers, I want her to be sweet and a great cook, I wanna tease her about her height and they she bops my chest weakly and semi angrily. I wan her to be open to sex but not a raging whore for it. I like my girl to wear somewhat thick glasses cuz I think its cute~ she should love me for who I am and not how I look. She has to watch anime with me and go out a lot. She has to be shy around only me so I'll have to take emotional charge of any given situation to help her open up. I want her to lean on my cheat when she needs to cry and enjoy snuggling close in bed when we sleep. Also I hope she gets over my snoring lol. I want her to have bright beautiful eyes, no particular color and I want her to be really ticklish and not think I'm weird for wanting to massage her feet. Even when they stink a little :) I want to dance with her and kiss her passionately every time were with each other during a slow song and I want to sit in the bathroom secretly while she sings beautifully in the shower. I want her to not mind when I give her lots of presents and flowers every day when I get home from work. I want her to kiss my neck when we are being intimate and to hold my hand wherever we go. And I want her to always wear her wedding ring when we go out to eat or to the movies so all the other guys know to back off. I want her to also be mean to everyone who tries to make her cheat. Like blood boilingly mean :) also I want her to have black or brown hair. Blonde is OK to but please curl it or something lol
>>23465844
8/10
>>23466375
8.5/10 (i'm also fat)
>>23465871
I also live in Ohio! Hamilton ohio~ well Fairfield but pretty much Hamilton xD
>>23472636
Is my v allrite
>>23465323
You thinking of me sweety?
>be grill
>loyal and understanding
>likes nature and space stuff
>will do weeb shit with me
>likes to spend time at home or /out/
>as clingy and needy as me
>short hair, glasses and kind of petite(optional)
404
Dream girl
> girl
> non-islamic
> non-nigger
> no abs
> 4'9 - 5'9
> not obese, I love a bit of chub though.
> loyal, monogamous
> confident and egotistic like me
> intimate
Sexual experience isn't a must, I'm good at teaching. Muh kamasutra
Hopefully someone in NZ?
pic related and the after the one above :^> there are IDs
Dream boy:
Personality:
> kinky af (wants to try a lot of shit
> Smart
> Makes me laugh
> Kinda
> Nerdy
> No drugs, drinking is fine
> Likes to tease me
Looks:
> Not too tall
> Not too skinny (chubby or fit is good)
> Cute
Other:
> Wants to travel
> doesn't want kids
> likes good food
> hasn't done it with a butt load of girls
>>23466375
>>23472894
I-I'm here
>>23472955
Maybe if you cut your hair and shaved your beard.
You aren't bad looking though.
>>23472894
Hey, I'm >>23470150
>>23472894
Where do you live? I'm 5'11 and 130lbs, still a virgin and don't want kids. Haven't done any drugs before and i travel a lot every year
>>23473022
> cut my hair
> shave
Sorry sweety not THAT desperate lol glhf :)
Ignore the text on the prior image btw not intended to you :3 >>23473022
> muh self portrait
I aint no prize but i like girls who
Are funny
Are nerds/weebs
Are ambitious
kinky
family oriented
>>23473195
>funny
>nerdy
>ambitious
>kinky
Don't get on with my family tho, not a big family person in general
I like petite girls who may or may not wear glasses who are into nerdy shit like video games/anime. Brunette is a plus.
Asian / Latina / White girl between 5ft - 5'5
Thick thighs with a lil bit of cellulite (no thigh gap)
Soft tummy but no rolls
Little love handles
C cup or smaller
Cute face
Cute feet
It's always a tough one to think off. But I guess for me.. Should be someone with a caring personality. Intelligent, but not too intelligent (I've had this before, and it's not that I hate a woman being more intelligent, but I want conversations we can both participate in). Doesn't mind an insulting joke from time to time, and can make it herself as well. A sarcastic view on the world. A slight or massive love for the more extreme music but doesn't mind a summer evening with just relaxing sounds. Height, shouldn't really matter too much, as long as she's not taller than I am, and I'm 6,4ft. Shoulder length hair or longer, and prefer blonde hair or red.
>>23472761
Please email me at [email protected] I'm 4'11
>>23472761
Please email me at [email protected] I think I fit a lot of your descriptions
>>23473257
Email me at [email protected]
>>23472894
>mfw I fit this except for "not too tall"
FUCK
>>23472600
Someone feels me at least
