bags/dark circles/etc post itt
pls excuse my lack of shaving
Dear 'Lil Dave
Stop posting your face.
Sincerely,
/soc/
>>23462874
>>23462877
>>23462879
heh
>>23462913
can't hear u over how much other people post my face
seriously, if you want to blame someone for seeing my face all over, blame them. i barely post here anymore unless it's evoking shitposts.
>>23462874
>>23462877
>>23462879
funposting ~ :^)
>>23463050
this isn't even funposting imo it's just a joke
>>23463068
shut the fuck up craterface
>>23463037
Amazing what light and angles can do to a photo. You're pretty ugly except when you pose and plan.
Craterface, you're hideous. That picture doesn't even show off your receding hairline and you still look horrible.
>>23463090
i took this from the same angle as almost every photo i take
my new cam does have a habit of washing out my face tho
>>23463147
That's right... Blame the camera. You're below average in attractiveness. Nothing wrong with that really, some people have to be below average, for average to work after all.
>>23463182
>>23463170
do you know what "washing out" means in the context of photos
in any case, I did my absolute best to mitigate it for you.
>>23463037
>>23463147
>>23463203
Insecure as fuck
>>23463226
i mean since everyone else has decided this thread is going to be about trolling me i might as well post pics
if u see this pic you're gay
>>23463234
Giant head on a skeleton body. You must look weird as hell naked. Though I doubt many (if any) people outside of doctors have seen it.
>>23463239
what is forced perspective
>>23463258
Lmao, no definition to speak of. Body as boring as your face
>>23463263
more the posing but ya i am pretty scrawny
(let's see yours tho, i bet it's soooo much better)
I only come on here every couple of weeks, but I am forced to see your face every single time. What do you get out of posting your unattractive face over and over and over? People only make fun of and troll you.
>>23462846
Camera gives them poor definition, but they're mores sunken than puffy.
>>23463313
you're unfortunate if you see my face every time you come here
>>23463316
you look like someone i know who goes to art school but you're not her and it's odd
>>23463326
Yes, it is unfortunate. So stop posting it constantly. No one wants to see it. Especially so many times.
>>23463334
i don't, srsly.
before this thread it had been about a week, before that it had been a few.
Well, I was gonna post in this thread thinking it was a normal bags under eyes thread, but it's apparently just another David self-suckfest
>>23463258
You're gross
>>23463393
sry
i tried to make a normal thread
nuh uh you're gross
God, David is such an ugly motherfucker
>>23464665
i am handsome
>>23464847
Lol, no, you're not. You're a weird looking sketchy dude
>>23464858
nope i'm handsome
>>23464878
>>23465089
Golly you're a qt
>>23464878
You're handsome to a really, really ugly person maybe. Not to the average one though
Lol, craterface
>>23465111
thanks anon :3c
>>23467829
LMAOOOOO
>>23463316
would rape
>>23468441
>>23468481
So ugly guy grows up into ugly guy. What else is new?
>>23468441
>>23468481
why would you???? i don't get it
>>23468501
i'm qt as fuck in the first one get outta here
>>23468656
You have a really, really odd looking face. Not a qt in the slightest. You look like a cartoon caricature.
>>23468672
but i'm a qt
>>23468701
Delude yourself more, go ahead. Of all the people who post pics on this board, you're in the bottom half. Sure, you're qt to some, but not the vast majority.
>>23468718
i'm gorgeous
>>23462846
you look like a zombie
>>23462889
retarded angle
>>23463147
t. le why so serious man xD
>>23463316
cute as hell
>>23468441
>>23468481
>>23468701
jesus christ, fucking stop already, fucking autist
>>23468736
You're like a less attractive Brandon. All of the attention whoring and none of his cuteness
>>23468736
Not only are you not gorgeous, but you're literally the most insecure person on this site. That's highly unattractive to us. Maybe you're gay and guys find that attractive, I don't know.
>>23468772
IIRC David is a faggot. He made a topic about how his parents disowned him when they found out.
You're definitely not unattractive OP, you have nice eyes and a nice bone structure. Idk what the fuck is going on in this thread. You are, however, flamboyantly gay. And style your hair 6/10
>>23468787
He doesn't have hair to style, bad receding hairline. He's very, very sensitive about it though. Left soc in a huff last time when people laughed at him about it. Claimed he had better hair than Johnny Depp or some shit.
>>23468806
ur dumb
>>23468787
thanks b
also i'm not gay i'm just a supertwink because i like girls who like that
also part two: my hair is usually dry as hell by the time i get home and start shitposting here. i'm not really sure how to fix it, I stopped shampooing earlier this year and it definitely helps, but not as much as I'd like.
>>23468772
i am bootiful
>>23468820
You look like a Muppet character. Beautiful is a poor choice of words.
>>23468839
i'd fuck kermit
>>23468820
if your hair is dry, either condition it or don't shampoo it as often.
Also, you know how people say to just be yourself? That a load of shit. No girl likes a "supertwink" whatever that is. you don't have to be a sports-lovin beer-drinkin lumberjack, but at least be a man. Look at yourself, posting your ass. Unless you're posting mad gainz, i don't wanna see it.
>>23468870
but a lot of girls like that
including the ones that have touched my genitals
and my butt
and inside my butt
also, I condition every day and never shampoo. ever.
>>23468878
No one has ever touched you, don't lie. Or maybe you found some ugly fat chick to give you a pity fuck. Guess you might have paid as well.
>>23463147
You might be below a 5 on an attractiveness scale, but you seem to have really pissed some people off here, possibly because you edit all of your photos by blasting them with light or sitting in a dark room?
>>23463234
>>23463258
Even as thumbnails this was disturbing to look at.
>>23468912
tell that to the hickies i got on vday from this gal
>>23468947
neither of those are editing techniques
also if anything the dark room makes me look worse because almost no one looks good with straight on lighting, like from a bright computer screen.
>>23468960
these were
>>23468441
>>23468481
Since you've basically used this thread to attention whore your ugliness and nobody could possibly be this autistic I'm going to assume some (somehow uglier) person downloaded all of your pictures and is making you look like a retard.
>>23465089
6/10 cute with severe sleep deprivation
>>23463316
7/10 QT with minor bags, she'd win the thread for looks.
>>23468984
nope it's mi
>>23468963
She's not attractive, lol. Kind of has a cartoony face herself like that other guy said you have. You guys are perfect forfor each other!
>>23468984
He's just an ugly dude who is deluding himself into thinking he's attractive. Thinks repeating something ad nauseum will make it true.
>>23469002
kristen schaal cute
>>23469021
She's the creepy chick from 30 rock who wasn't attractive and had a voice that would make you long for nails on a chalkboard?
Uh, "Kristen schaal cute" is an oxymoron. Your girlfriend isn't very attractive.
>>23469032
>i am 9 and don't recognize different kinds of attraction
i bet you have trouble jerking off to women you actually know
heyo
>>23469040
Aww, he's all defensive because I don't find his ugly girlfriend attractive. The insecurity is real
>>23469051
no, not really, i don't need the validation of 4chan about the attractiveness of people I bang, i just enjoy watching ppl backpedal
i'm more just kind of sad, because I can't imagine what 4chan would have done to how i felt about women before my ideas about them were fully formed. seriously, this isn't a place for kids.
The amount of samefagging is this thread is massive
>>23469060
Where is the backpedaling? She isn't attractive.
>>23469060
If you don't need validation from 4chan about attractiveness then why are you posting pictures of yourself and pictures of people you know (probably without their consent) on the most self validating board on the site, being /soc/?
There is literally no logical reason for you to be wasting your time like this unless you're a middle aged man who gets kicks out of merely "pretending" to look like a retard. People probably wouldn't give a shit about how ugly you are if you seemed like a decent guy.
>>23469049
A Canadian version of that guy from Funny Games, the bags are hardly noticeable, but you should consider a haircut, yours is extremely Canadian.
>>23469063
There are about 3 people in this thread total.
>>23462846
You kinda look like Spoony.
>>23469095
Your post gave me a solid laugh.
They are normally worse, but I slept good last night because I popped a percocet.
And my hair is bad, haven't gotten a haircut in months.
>>23469111
He looks more like Gollum than Spoony. Same pale skin too.
>>23469123
David in 10 years
>>23469063
^^^^^
funny how it's just one id after another, usually. there's a staggering two of them right now.
>>23469081
not from you, from the ppl who said I hadn't fucked anyone
>>23469095
>i like to watch ppl backpedal
also i initially started this thread because i wanted to see other people's bags, but then i wanted to bother people who were shitposting me
hence why i was posting like a total faggot
>>23469154
Posting like a total faggot is literally the only way you ever post
>>23469173
only when people are shitposting me
which, to be fair, happens no matter what I post. so, you're technically right.
>>23469181
Well, logically there's a reason everyone shitposts you, so don't act like you're blameless in all this.
>>23469314
yeh it's because i used to post threads for gratification a lot
>>23469349
Reap what you sow
You know, I've been getting down on myself lately because I'm a little overweight. Then I see people like this, who are skinny with dark circles and acne scars, and I feel better about myself.
>>23469484
You shouldn't, you're a horrible person :O
>>23469510
I am. :^)
I think I win. Looks like I'm half dead already
>>23469549
Wow those are some dark circles.
That said, you're hot af as far as i can tell.
>>23469549
You beat me so bad. But the nights young. Mine will get worse
>>23469484
i love my dark circles and my acne scars so
>>23462846
You remind me of Spoony. Just saying.
>>23469757
Really? i don't see it. He reminds me of Robert Webb though.
>>23469751
David why are there no photos of your teeth or of you smiling? Clearly hiding a gnarled mouth.
Post teeth close up.
>>23462846
ugly as fuck
I'm actually too pale for them show up on cam. But theyre there, trust me. Its the only thing my family ever points out anymore
Oldish picture but fuck it
>Insomnia
>>23469839
reaaaaaaaaaaching
like my teeth aren't perfect bc i never had braces but lol who cares
>>23471698
>faces of meth
>>23472204
that's not very nice
>>23472193
You are fucking REPULSIVE
>>23472193
Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww
>>23471698
wife material
>>23472320
>>23472342
looks like the next stupid meme is going to be "david has bad teeth"
also
>1 post by this id
hmmmmm
>>23472193
Why, just... Why? You look weird as fuck.
>>23472565
You're kind of a meme in yourself, Brandon 2.0
Dave PLS
>>23472591
>>23472608
>>23472699
xoxo
i look high in this pic it's neat
>>23472608
He's more like Brandon 0.5. Brandon is a lot cuter than him.
>>23472811
>>23472608
>>23472591
>1 post by this id
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>23462846
I get on soc and the first thing I'm greeted by is this nightmarish visage. Go away craterface
>>23472204
No this is just what happens when you have been sleeping around 7 am for weeks on end. I'm getting to the point where I would like to throw myself down a flight of stairs
>>23472320
That's not very nice
>>23472506
Thanks
>>23472565
>>23472723
>>23472825
Your delusions of paranoia are funny to watch. Posting so I get called a samefag too. After all, calling samefag is the losers way of convincing himself that people aren't all against him.
Newsflash. People dislike you and your very odd looking face. Your threads have gone from "Hey, let's laugh at him" to "so fucking cringeworthy he deserves his own sectionsection on Cringepics"
>>23472927
It's obvious there's a samefag when everyone acts civilized and there's one guy who's a huge dick and talks the exact same way in all his posts. Its extremely improbable that none of the other threads have any assholes and then this one has 10+? Nah, it's just one guy.
>>23472927
>cringepics
i fucking vomited, probably the worst subreddit
>>23472977
Are you on the same soc as the rest of us? This site is full to the brim of assholes. OP included.
>>23473002
>vomited
Hey, now that shows you the feeling your posts inspire in others. He's right though. Your threads would be right at home there.
>>23473026
if cringepics posters are the people who shitpost me i'm genuinely glad
also when have i ever been an asshole
>>23473076
Your posts are cringepics quality, doubt people actually post there from here
>>23473090
mentioning cringepics is cringeworthy in and of itself desu
>>23473101
I didn't bring it up, I just agreed with it. It's an apt descriptor of your posts though. You're literally the most cringeworthy person on this site. The new Brandon apparently
>>23473111
you probably think the people who photoshop my face, save pictures of me, etc etc aren't cringeworthy at all
>>23473144
Nope, they're very cringeworthy as well. A bit less than you by virtue of not being such gluttons for punishment. You really bring it on yourself.
Everybody please vote to end the samefagging delusions.
This poll uses duplication checking based on IP's and not simply browsers.
http://strawpoll.me/7055087
>>23473190
....you know that id's are based on IP's too right
at least i think they are, shit. lemme check and post this from IE
>>23473217
Davey here
>>23473217
Samefagging isn't as easy as you make it out to be. Takes a bit of time to change IPs. Especially doing it as many times as you imply... Occams Razor, bro. It's more plausible that all these people dislike you than that a select few spend timetime swapping IPs around constantly.
>>23473382
changing your mac address/using a proxy takes like 30 seconds lmao
>>23473712
With the right plug in it takes like 5 seconds lol
>>23473712
The polls results are telling though. That checks off a physical IP
>>23472565
nigga.. what is wrong with you
>>23473747
>using a proxy
can you read? also...physical ip address isn't a thing. you might be thinking of MAC address, maybe, but that's not at all hard to change.
>>23463234
Nope, I'm not
>>23463258
That is a cute pose
I got dark circles round my eyes, I do heroin
>>23462846
i want to date an indu girl
Craterface is a massive douche
>>23476529
how so
>>23475623
thx b
>>23475629
Are you from Peyton colorado?
3 weeks ago. Still waiting for a call from the producers of I shouldn't be alive.
Reposting link to vote
http://strawpoll.me/7055087
Show the GollumHomer we aren't a bunch of samefags
>>23468963
Accentuated her giant beak and old crone face
>>23476840
Lmao. She was pretty ugly to begin with though
>>23476840
I saw! did you draw/paint this or did you put change the face in photoshop and slap a filter over it?
>>23476958
>1 post by this id
>>23477057
You claim everyone is a samefag, but the poll shows otherwise. Plus, the fact that you start throwing out that accusation shows your obvious butthurt.
To add to this, are you so stupid to think that people can change their id but can't change back? IP swapping is easy, and just as easy to swap back to thethe same.
It logically follows that if only one person were doing this, they'd swap back to old IDs in an attempt to fool you. No, this is more telling of people who want to say one thing to you and don't think high enough of you to bother responding to your whiny comebacks.
>>23477080
>1 post by this id
>>23477101
Check the poll results, derp
>>23477111
yeah, i saw. i also never denied that there are a decent number of people who don't like me. in fact, I said that in the thread (which I then reported bc fuck shitposters). that doesn't mean that there isn't plenty of samefagging.
also: you don't think that people who have this weird level of hatred for me might be a liiiiiiiiiiiiiittle more likely to vote in that poll than the normal people on this board?
>>23477124
But there are at least 50 votes in that poll. Which kinda kills the idea that one person is samefagging over and over. It seems people either want you gone from the board or see you as an object of ridicule.
>>23477229
can you read, dude
>>23477249
Just reiterating. People either ignore you or don't like you on this board. No one really supports you. Why do you still come here?
>>23477264
You said "but," which implies that it somehow contradicts anything I said about the number of people who dislike me
also I mostly come here for skype/kink threads, actually. i only shitpost when people shitpost me.
Some really nasty people in here. Myself, I can't get worked up about someone I don't know posting pictures of himself on a board i just browse casually.
>>23477655
>1 post by this id
don't make me look bad
>>23477655
>>23477842
Lol, craterface is talking to himself
>>23477931
this is a thread for people with bags under their eyes
>>23478118
A bag over your head would be preferable
>>23478242
this
>>23478257
>samefag supreme returns
how long did it take you to make that strawpoll btw
>>23478290
Probably took him less time than it takes you to post all these ugly pictures.
>>23471698
10/10
would stay up all night and sleep all day with
JUST
>>23478296
i mean, all of them, sure. but per post it takes a lot less effort and i get to see all the butthurt arise
that said,
>>23478257
can you make another thread that starts with my face bc it seems like every time i manage to get someone banned i get one more very devoted poster a few days later
>>23478497
You're actually always the one who gets butthurt. Then you spend the thread denying the fact despite everyone seeing it. It's funny to watch. No one really gets butthurt over you, they're just trolling and you snap up the bait so damn hard.
>>23478514
go ahead and link any post where i'm butthurt
srsly i've posed this challenge to so many people and not one of them has actually come through
>>23478519
Flip it around. You link posts where others are actually butthurt. Even if you insist that I can't, neither can you. You just like claiming it because it helps your ego and attention whoring.
>>23478514
bonus reply:
>1 post by this id
>>23478523
>>23473190
clear butthurt here, as well as in the thread he made about it.
not to mention the clear samefagging in here is pretty indicative of butthurt
>>23478532
Your responses to it are clear evidence of butthurt. Two can play this silly game. Let me guess "I only humor them because I'm bored and it's fun" again, that could be the reason they are doing so.
>>23478540
the existence of the strawpoll isn't the (only) evidence of butthurt, it's more the vitriol in the language.
>>23478551
If you say so. You're the one carrying on this tantrum against people. It's clear to anyone on the outside that you're upset on some level.
>>23478566
link the tantrum-y part tho
>>23473712
>changing your mac address/using a proxy takes like 30 seconds lmao
A proxy is not used to change your mac address, retard.
>>23478853
good thing i never said it was then. solid reading comprehension and use of context clues.
>>23479067
Except you did. Why would even want to change your mac address and then use a proxy, little shit? It's not needed here, especially when no one is trying to track down your ugly ass.
>>23479844
no, weiner, I didn't. that's why there's a slash. read the chain for the context.
>>23478539
Are you me
