No recent austhread.
Anyone else up at these hours?
I got a new script of 50 30mg oxazepam if anyone else wants to get fucked up with me...
4221
5086/m/20
> Just got home from town yass
>>23462270
So edgy
24/m/Perth
Idfk what I'm doing up now. I've gotta he up early tomorrow too.
>>23462443
Not being edgy. I'm just lonely.
My medication stops me from being antisocial so I thought it'd be cool to pop some, take some other stuff, and have a great night.
18/m/4665
Really got to find some friends nearby, nobody on the chan in in the coast for some reason.
>>23462270
Have fun with yer benzos
>>23462420
Wtf were you doing in town on a Wednesday night?
Jesus this is dull.
I might be getting absolutely fucked tonight so that is fun
>>23462270
test
4215
23 m
any girls on here from brisbane interested in taking a guys virginity?
23yo
6'3
75kg
7.5" dick
>>23462270
Sounds like fun got kik or something?
>no recent austhread
That's because we don't have enough individual posters to keep the thread bumped after the initial few days
>dat picture
Fuck of we're full
On an unrelated note, anyone know a good android app for browsing 4chan that will show IDs and can actually comment? I got a new phone and can't get clover anymore since it got taken off the play store. I've been using Mimi but it doesn't show IDs and therefore sucks for having a conversation when you can't tell who is replying to you
>>23465940
>past the immature teen years
>tall
>not overweight
>dick is good size
Something isn't adding up. How are you still a virgin?
>>23466409
My money is on beta
>>23464301
Shisha with the baes <3
2110 lurking around as usual.
How's the first couple weeks back at uni been treating you all so far? I can't decide whether I love or hate my schedule
3038 here
my day was so meh that it hurts
>>23462270
E D G E
D
G
E
plans for the weekend?
any melbfags wanna hit a gig up with me? pic related
>>23466671
hey didn't BSOFD play there a while back?
>>23466674
I don't know who that is but possibly? It's a great venue.
25/m/4216
Too bloody tired and got work tomorrow. TFIF though!
>>23466441
Bro, shisha is so fkn dumb
Only creepy Indian dudes do that shit
C'mon Sydney niggas free movie this Sunday?
4066 here whats doing
>>23466834
What movie?
4300 reporting in.
Not quite Ipswich, not quite Brisbane.
>>23466868
Posting from a different device but movie will be decided by majority if there is one. If not fuck that I'm watching deadpool or zoolander 2 by myself
>>23466870
goodna?
>>23466881
Bellbird Park, I forgot to actually say that in my original post, which wasn't meant to be cryptic at all.
Goodna is a Maori kid tossing a stone away though.
>>23466886
how are the streets? thursday night skids are on aha
>>23466911
Ha, the streets are full of kids and cops. I'm on a long straight road that would be perfect for races and shenanigans but I've honestly never heard anything. Arana Hills was worse for that shit.
>>23466931
I work down at the petrol station in arana hills and we had a group of teens come in bunch of em bought cigarettes and lighters and stuff
Anyway this chick come up super young looking and asks for cigarettes I.D her and shes 18 as of that day it was her 18th bday
She asks if we sell lightbulbs
...sus as fuck but tell her we do but like shitty lil carbulbs
Says nahh and 3 or 4 of her chick friends head into the loo together while like 5 guys just lurk the store obviously stealing shit
> ungodlyscreaming.webm
Bust through the crowd of lurking faggots and open the loo door all girls standing away from bday girl
Bday girl is covered in blood and glass all through her mouth and lips
> thefuckisthatstink.jpg
That shitty bulb that they didnt buy but somehow posess has blown up in her face in a failed attempt and getting high on crystal meth
police and ambos get called
All the beta faggots confess to the cops they stole a mars bar
Bday girl go's to hospital and cops take like 20 names and apparently there were more drugs and teen faggots across the road who got caught with drugs
> The amount of cashout people were asking for tho....
That moment when your life is so complete you spend your 18th birthday doing crystal meth out of a car light bulb in a petrol stations toilet
> Caltex, with you all the way ;)
>>23466967
That story made my evening, cheers mate.
>>23466967
link to story in local paper tomorrow please
>>23467123
Not only was this months ago but it is not that surprising for the area
About 2 and a half years ago a woman ODed over the road and only the people who were there knew about it i never saw it on the news or in a paper i doubt my story made it in
anyone up and about?
>>23468132
Yeah, showering before work, you?
>>23466402
Chanu the great
Any traps or crossdressers in SA want to spend some time together?
My LDR bf is coming up for a job intervieww so excitedd
>>23462443
>so edgy
Nah cunt, this guy sounds like a standard aussie
>>23469474
An interview? For what? To become your sdbf?
SA fag here
I've found that lately I've been more aggressive/angry , less social, tired alot and just generally unhappy a majority of the time, am I verging on depression?
>>23466817
Lebs also do it. They don't call it shisha though and don't look like retards when smoking it.
>>23470489
I've basically been going through the same process as you over the past few months. I usually look forward to going out but I don't have friends that are willing to have a night out drinking, they're less socially awkward than me but are basically neets that only leave the house to go to another person's house.
24/m/4023
Going 2 the Val tonight me thinks
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie..........
Well Aussie, Aussie, English.
23/M/2261
What are you all up to? Just chilling in bed getting high with my Sub GF
>>23471182
Sub gf? Is she below an actual gf?
>>23471244
Or maybe he just really really loves a long sandwich
>>23471257
One could say... a footlong.
>>23471269
>>23471257
Damn 'Nillas
>>23471257
Mmmmmm sandwich GF.......... -drools-
>>23471278
And the benefit of a sandwich gf, after you have finished you can get a new one when you get hungry again.
>>23471288
That's what showers are for mate.....
>>23466886
4074/M
Birdbird isn't too bad.
All the shitkids from Redbank Plains, Goodna, and their distant cousins Inala and Forest lake come and stir crap at Mount Ommaney SC on a Thursday night. Shit gets old.
4053/m/20
Anyone remember when I mentioned that I got a job at dominos in a different suburb?
>on monday boss man told me he had some shifts for me
>didn't say which ones
>went out to check personally
>"Yeah bro you're on tonight"
>mfw uniform is black shoes/trousers and dominos shirt with the hat and I was wearing WHITE shoes, blue pants and had to borrow a shirt
learned how to take a payment via credit card over the phone though
>it was for 50 chicken wings lel
>>23471552
Congrats man, glad to hear you actually got a shift. Congrats on the job!
>50 chicken wings
Stoners man, stoners.
In other news, my mouse just shat itself and my laptop wont recognize my shitty old backup mouse, so there goes me playing dota for a couple of months :(
25/m/2204
Bored/lonely out of my mind -.-
>>23471569
That's why we're all here anon, staving off the boredom with internet social interaction, join us........
forever, and ever and ever.....
>>23462270
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
and vb is shit
SUNDAY MOVIES SYDANONS?!
>>23471598
THIS SUNDAY!? WHERE!? AREN'T YOU MEANT TO SAY SUNDAY AT LEAST 3 TIMES!?
>>23471598
>>23471609
IM GOING TO TYPE IN CAPS TO FEEL PART OF THE GROUP
YES THIS SUNDAY, GEORGE STREET IF I RECALL CORRECTLY.
I CANT COME DUE TO A FAMILY AFFAIR
>>23471598
>>23471609
>>23471613
LINDT CAFE INSTEAD LADS
>>23471613
I HAVE PREVIOUS PLANS THIS SUNDAY ELSE I WOULD TOTALLY BE IN. PERHAPS WE CAN DO THIS AGAIN SOME OTHER TIME??
>>23471598
>>23471609
>>23471613
>>23471617
MENS GALLERY INSTEAD
>>23471622
GO TO CLUB X AND HOPE FOR SLUTS!
>>23471622
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY WOO YEAH FREE MOVIES SYDNEY.
THE BIGGER THE TURN OUT THE BETTER OTHERWISE FUCK YOU ILL STILL BE THERE TO WATCH SOMETHING ON MY OWN THEN
>>23471634
STRIP JOINT
>>23471639
I DIDNT KNOW THAT, WHERE? ANY GOOD?
>>23471635
I STILL CANT MAKE IT, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU YELL AT ME!
>>23471644
http://www.sydneytabledancingclubs.com.au/clubs/mens-gallery/
HAVENT BEEN FOR YEARS BUT WAS OKAY - CLASSIER THAN THE ONES IN THE CROSS BUT A BIT LESS FUN
>>23471659
HAVE ONLY BEEN TO A FEW IN THE CROSS. THATS WHAT WE SHOULD ORGANISE NEXT. DRINKS AND STRIPPERS! MIGHT EVEN GET A FEMANON OR TWO.
>>23471664
IM NOT EVEN FROM SYDNEY I AM FROM MELBOURNE BUT I AGREE
ALSO CAN I HAVE YOUR SUB GF AND IS IT MEATBALL FLAVOUR
>>23471664
I WOULD BE UP FOR THAT. ALWAYS LIKED THE LOVE MACHINE BUT NOT SURE IF IT STILL OPEN.
>>23471671
NO YOU CANNOT HAVE MY SUB GF AND NO SHE DOESN'T TASTE LIKE MEATBALLS. I WOULD KNOW, SHE NOT LONG AGO GOT OFF MY FACE.
>>23471680
DOES SHE TASTE OF ANCHOVIES?
>>23471683
no.
>>23471680
STOP BRAGGING MATE
>>23471683
I WOULD THINK SO
>>23471619
THAT IS WHAT I ASKED REQUESTED LAST THREAD, NOBODY SEEMS TO BE PREPARED. IF WE MOVE TO NEXT WEEK ARE YOU AVAILABLE
>>23471697
YOU FORGOT TO USE CAPS
>>23471635
NEXT WEEK PLEASE THERE ARE TWO OF US WHO CANNOT ATTEND THIS WEEK
>>23471727
I THINK I AM FREE NEXT WEEK BUT MAKE NO PROMISES.
I DIDNT FORGET THE CAPS, I USED ANTI CAPS TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS I WAS!
>>23471709
IF I CANT BRAG TO INTERNET STRANGERS, THEN WHERE CAN I BRAG?
no.
>>23466490
Tough man, already inundated with assignments and im only 2 weeks in.
>>23471739
YOU HAVE TO BRING THIS SUB GF, OR ELSE IT'S YOUR SHOUT
>>23471746
SHE WOULD ACTUALLY TOTALLY BE DOWN FOR A STRIPCLUB BUT I WOULDNT WANT HER BEING THE ONLY FEMANON THERE, YOU GUYS CAN GET CREEPY.
>>23471754
THAT'S WHY DRiNKS FIRST, THEN YOU CAN SORT THE WHEAT FROM THE CHAFF
>>23471770
MORE FEMANONS!
>>23471787
SHE SHOULD BE SENT OUT TO FIND SOME.
>>23471794
SHE SHOULD DO AS I TELL HER, NOT YOU MATE.
>>23471799
AND IF YOU WANT MORE FEMANONS, YOU SHOULD BE DOING IT ALREADY MATE
>>23471804
I ALREADY HAVE MORE FEMANONS, THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU GET TO DEMAND THEM MATE.
>>23471809
NO WONDER THEY HAVE DISAPPEARED, YOU HAVE THEM ALL. THIKHARDIK WOULD BE PROUD.
>>23471814
THEY ARE OUT THERE ANON, SEEK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE.
>>23471835
I SHALL ANON
25/f/melbs whats up? <3
Alright guys quit yelling it's late
>>23471860
I'm going sleep
>>23471860
22/m also melb, very much up
>>23471880
what do you study?
>>23471787
24 f
I might come to a drinks and meet up thing
Not sure about it being at a strip joint though
>>23471898
can i come to?
>>23472055
The movie this Sunday was open invitation, no idea if drinks are actually going to happen.
>>23471727
>>23471739
Next Sunday huh?
You guys are weiners preparation is for the weak. Whatever happened to doing things on a whim?
>>23473123
>completely missing the point that we both already have plans and would have been happy to come along if we were available
Briscunt here.
Shit's fucked when a guy wants to do something but can't drink. My friends are all down to go out tonight, just as long as it involves getting stupid, but aren't interested in doing something where getting stupid is merely optional ;_;
>>23471891
I'm from melbs and I study science if you're interested
>>23473123
Th3 fabled movie night
Is it happening lads
>>23462270
25th ave here cunt, 4221 low breed for life
24/m/melb
where art thou other melb cats?
>>23475393
im here 19/f
3018
sup
>>23475393
3038/20/m
>>23475229
Which major you doing?
>>23475474
genetics
>>23473123
fuck that shit I hate doing things on a whim
21/m/3037 reporting in.
>>23475458
we meet again bro. whats goin on ?
Anybody in sydney with charlie?
Nothing is happening!
>>23475751
If it's not happening then we can do it next week, yes?
>>23475620
my feet hurt
i might play some ps3 or sleep
>>23475756
Yes.
22/m/4116 here
bored as fucking shit and wanting to die
22/m/2216 reporting in
whats everyone plan for the weekend? hopefully get high af and go down to my local meccas and get a mad breakkie feed
>>23471739
You available for next Sunday?
2204
Shit sucks
>>23475967
2203, why does it suck?
>>23475918
>>23473123
>>23471898
Okay, so I'm going to take over organisation of movies and drinks next week. Add me on kik: MuttleySH and I will add you to a kik group full of sydanons.
Everyone from Sydney, add MuttleySH.
>>23475881
Let me know it's you and you can help me out.
>>23476120
Sent yah a message.
>>23471891
Im this>>23471880 guy, I do commerce majoring in actuarial science
ey, 3030 here.
i'm hanging out reading a book tonight.
what are you up to m'lady?
4740 m working ;-; any northeners on /soc/?
>>23476171
Why are people from the west of melbourne objectively better?
3135 M here
Bored, is anything in foxtel tonight?
>>23476178
I guess because we don't brag about living in the high-end suburbs of our side. Just a hunch.
I wish I lived in Australia. .-.
>>23471566
Eh...got chewed out by the boss man and the franchiser. Apparently I'm not too hot in the cashier position, and they wanted me to be a delivery driver.
>tfw I don't have a car, or a licence
>tfw I want a job so that I can afford a car and a licence
Still gonna milk that 7 hours of "retail and phone manner experience" on my resume though, just hope that I can get a reference from the manager for it.
>>23476069
Everything feels like a stuggle. Getting up, working, university, friends, family.
>>23475393
21/m/3072
>>23475446
ayy bby u want 2 go for a ride ;)
Pic obviously related. I have a spare helmet and everything.
>>23476228
yep i feel like dying tonight come pick up
>>23475446
ayy I'm 19/m/3121
do you have kik?
>>23476233
Fine, what do you prefer skype/kik/etc. I'll post mine and save you the trouble of getting added by dozens of lurkers.
>>23476233
POST KIK PLS I WILL KILL MYSELF IF U DON'T AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SO.
THIRSTY.
>>23476210
That and we can actually talk and shit without the words "drink" or "sex" in these threads.
>>23476258
why? how do you even know if im a girl for real?
do you want my kik coz i live to you?
>>23476264
live close ***
>>23476264
Actually, don't, you don't understand sarcasm.
>>23476267
i did realise but was asking anyway
Amerifag lurking bc of strange obsession with Aussie things. ;x
>>23476267
>>23476270
This got weird, just kiss and make up
>>23476286
ok kisses melby! >>>23476267
>>23476272
What kind of Aussie things? Food? Accents?
>>23476295
I-I-I w-will if the other guy s-s-says no?
>>23476295
Aww, that turned out well! ^_^
>>23476313
Yeah nah
>>23476270
If you say so famicom
>>23476258
>>23476259
>>23476264
>>23476267
>>23476270
>>23476286
>>23476295
>>23476313
Potentially the funniest thing in a /soc/ thread since the time we drove thikdik away
>>23476333
I try my best m8
>>23476333
Glad I could contribute. Who is this thikdik dude though?
Drunk and bored as fuck.
What's everyone else up tooooo
I really wanna wank off some young boys and eat their cum if it's all the same.
5158, 23 m.
Who else /failednightout/ here?
Time to watch children's cartoons and shit
Bored as can't sleep
>>23476645
Perfect tits
3155 M 20
Who want's to be my morning after?
4309 here
Has anyone here been to Bodyline in Bris? Or any kind of sex on venue kinda thing?
>>23476173
>4740
yahhhh m80,
last week there were like four 4740 meth junkies on here
27/male/western Australia
Kik or SC: Darkhorizons13
I enjoy all things geeky and nerd.
I work in communications and media.
I am happy to talk to people from either gender, however i am not looking for sexy chats of images. Looking for new friends.
24/m/4212
Weekend is almost over and I have done absolutely nothing.
25/m
3015
any guys/girls up for a chat or something? have a kik to swap
>>23478328
Hey fellow brisfag here
kik is thaneforna
24/m/Penrith NSW
Looking for chill cunts to talk to, how's your day going straya
>>23478363
We're still here.
4207 here
South of brissy
Anyone remotely close?
kik: anonymouschap
6008/Perth here
25 m bi
Happy to chat to anyone about anything
Subiaco1990
>>23480299
whos got the shard?
>>23480387
me bruv let's get on it, pick me up some servo bulbies asap
>>23466967
Fellow CaltexCowboy here, what a FUCKING JOB.
>>23466967
>arana hills
That's like a bus ride away from my place
...can you hire me please I'll be good I promise I'm not a fuck up
>>23466967
Is that the one opposite the PCYC/football field and Hungry Jack's? I used to work there, there are hundreds of tiny pictures of my face hidden around everywhere because I was in the paper and the boss thought I looked hilarious.
>>23480408
fuckkkk yeahhhh cusssss
>>23475905
21/m/2217
down for maccas at rocky plaza or something?
heya!
how is everyone?
What is everyone up to?
Any other melb peeps here?
>>23480736
Yo I'm 3121.
Sitting at home saving money.
>>23480748
where else is there to go?
3145 here
What do you like to do?
haha, do you have any decent steam games?
>>23480752
>where else is there to go?
Idk heaps of things to do, all require spending money
>What do you like to do?
Play basketball, drive my car and play video games
>haha, do you have any decent steam games?
I've just started playing diablo 3 again. I have quite a few games and I lost interest in them all
>>23480763
yeah always lots of things that cost a bit.
Why would you put liking to drive as one of your interests? Uber much?
I've got that game! also rocket league. and risk of rain...
>>23480771
Because I like driving and I like cars
>>23480776
I'll bite,
What care do you have?
>>23480778
Toyota GT86
>>23480783
looks nice!
colour?
>>23480787
Red :)
18/m/2784
any mountanons up?
any of you gaylords still up?
