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Australia thread.
Others are dead. What's everyone doing this Friday night?
>>23434225
Masturbating to porn, you?
>>23434228
Watching Safehouse. I've been on a movie binge this week since I've been on holidays.
No-one around to help out?
>>23434232
No, tried offering money but nobody was buying so thought I'd go the manual option. What's safehouse like?
>>23434237
Where abouts are you?
Safehouse is pretty good.
Ryan Reynolds and Denzel Washington. About a CIA safe house where they bring in a high value target. Shit hits the fan, intrigue, shenanigans, the whole 9 yards.
One of the few decent serious performances by RR. Certainly worthy of a watch.
Also saw the new Hitman movie. Not amazing, but not bad.
>>23434241
Sydney.
Sounds like my kinda show, love a good thriller and intrigue plotline.
I thought RR was good in that movie where he is trapped in the coffin and buried .
damn bb are you the montague st bridge because I can't stop getting stuck under you <3
>>23434264
No idea what that one is. Any idea of the name?
>>23434267
Nice..
So I'm 27/M/4128
May as well get started somewhere.
>>23434269
Buried. Lol
>>23434225
Playing Skyrim. Bought it in 2013, decided I might as well finally play it.
I helped depose Balgruuf the Greater. So much regret.
>>23434270
Jesus, that's fucking imaginative. I'll have to go find it.
>>23434273
Fantastic game. Good thing to burn a night with.
I need to finish Fallout 4. Really enjoyed it, just been too fucking busy.
>>23434273
I finally decided to buy/play Diablo 3. That skeleton king got his arse handed to him today m8
>>23434277
>busy
Tell me about it. Only reason I'm playing is cause it's the weekend and I feel comfortable putting off all my uni work till Sunday.
>>23434278
I have Diablo 3 as well, still haven't played it.
Worth making time for?
Chilling at home.
Final cider then on to goon.
Super poor before moving whewwww.
Fuck me this sucks ayyyyyyy.
But nah it's alright.
>>23434285
If you want, skyrim is probably better but it's still a good game
>>23434285
Yeah, I was the biggest slacker in Uni.
Worked through Christmas at my new job. Got fucking hammered (it's a startup, so personal life lol). Took a week this week because I was close to burning out.
Off to Sydney as of Tuesday, should be fucking awesome.
>>23434290
I'd agree with this. Diablo isn't bad (definitely improved since the removal of the auction house). I'd be finishing Skyrim first though.
Slow night isn't it? Not many people around..
4305/21/m here
Friday night being broke and relatively hungry, heck yes.
>>23434303
Feel that. I had scarce leftovers so for dinner I had a chicken wing and a slice of pizza.
Yeeeeeeeeeeee
>>23434303
>>23434306
Why so broke and hungry for?
>>23434297
it is very slow. 20/m/3038 btw
>>23434307
Saving for moving house next week/week after.
Plus paid fortnightly and this is offpay week ayyyyyy
watching Dota2 tourney, drinking some beers, chilling out. fuck its been a long week.
28 m 4740
Netflixing
>>23434311
Well that's ballsack. Why the moving?
Where abouts in Aus are you?
>>23434312
Man it's been a shitshow hasn't it?
>>23434316
Good ol Brisvegas area.
Currently living in The Gap.
Moving to Windsooorrrrrrrrrrr
So stoked.
Took so long til we found house we agreed on.
Super slow process then BAM had to do a billion things at once.
Can't wait to be getting trashed at the new digs.
>>23434323
That's always the way. My last move was exactly the same.
I'm south of Brisbane.
Goldy here
>>23434316
yeah, bloody rain all week, can't get any work done, stuck doing shit office stuff and trying to keep busy. on top of not sleeping, and all my mates doing cool shit all week, but not wanting to do anyting on the weekend.
>>23434326
Noiiiiiceeee swell.
Well if you lower your standards and are able you can get trashed here I have limited resources such as
-Goon
-I don't know... video games?
-That's pretty much it
>>23434333
Standards? What standards?
I'm pretty well set for booze and games though. Would feel badly knocking off other people's booze.
What are you playing currently?
>>23434332
Make your own plans and invite the slack fuckers along?
>>23434346
Nothing really these days. Cancelled subscriptions to save cash. Only really do games when multiplayer company.
I'm slack as heck ay
>>23434346
nah, cbf tonight, just getting blackout drunk
>>23434350
Slacker.. What do you do for work?
>>23434351
That's the spirit! Enjoy your pissup.
22 m 4151
Been really keen on getting some head today but all my usual channels aren't working. Life is hard
>>23434355
Call centre.
Thankfully mostly I just do payments.
>>23434361
Is call centre work well paying? I see that shit all the time but I don't know anyone who does it.
>>23434360
That's a pity..
>>23434361
Funnsies. Aus Post sound like a bunch of pricks to work for.
>>23434367
Once you pass probation (3 month period) you straight on to just under 50k
It's just impossible to get in to
EXCEPT Australia Post tends to do their hardcore hiring around Christmas. Shitloads of calls come through then so they need as many as they can get. That's how I got in haha.
Interview process is hectic though. Phone, Group, Roleplay, Medical check, one-on-one with big boss then job
>>23434374
50k is pretty good for a job with no real skills required.
>>23434370
Truthfully not the worst to work for but working consumer means mostly angry customers. I'm willing to accept when they have a legit concern or problem but a lot of the time it really isn't and they just want to be angry at someone.
Been yelled at for other companies parcels several times haha.
>>23434376
Exactlyyyyyyy
>>23434374
Shieeet. That sounds hectic, and that wasn't even describing the job. I gotta get me a new job, no real skills is my most marketable skill right now.
>>23434378
Yeah, people are fuckwits.
Even the non-fuckwitty people are often fuckwits in hiding.
2203 reportin'
>>23434384
Most of the people who yell at you on the phone would not act as cunty in person.
Plus the keyboard warriors are even better in online department haha.
Wanna do online though. Years of 4chan sluttin' means fairly conditioned to unnecessary levels of stranger rager.
>>23434389
Yeah, I used to work in retail too, so know what you mean.
kik: brisanon
Hit me up. We can work out something for tonight.
>>23434394
>brisanon
that is a familiar kik name
>>23434395
I've been here for like a decade, you'd expect so..
Also, you look familiar..
>>23434388
2261/25/M
Not doing much, just chilling in bed, gettig high and watching charmed with my sub gf
>>23434395
Not going to message me then?
>>23434398
I have also been here about that loooong
>>23434225
4012 reporting in.
Chilling to deadmau5.
>>23434410
Yeah you have.
Also, you're bad at Kik, just saying.
Intro contract law is complicated and shitty
oh yeah 4053/m/20
>>23434436
In cases of ambiguity, the clause benefits the party who didn't write the contract. Thats all I know lol
>>23434448
Welcome to uni. Which one?
>>23434433
How can you be bad at kik?
19 f 6021
Tried to ask out a guy in my classes, but I was nervous, turned it into a group thing and now there's an 8/10 blonde all over him. Sculling my pint and walking home so I can drink alone in the dark and catch up on Vikings and Grimm.
>>23434532
Insert yourself into that situation and make yourself the better woman. If you don't woman up, he will be gone. Buck up bitch.
>>23434532
why not just ask him?
hell, id be pleased as punch if a girl asked me out for once.
>>23434559
Better Woman.
>>23434567
https://youtu.be/lWzLgWWu5wU
*better man
>>23434559
this
>>23434451
kek he/she got scared
2110 checking in.
Nice to see a thread that isn't dead as fuck. Maybe a meetup will happen for the first time in a while
>>23434532
As general life advice for both genders, just go and ask. If a person rejects you probably weren't a good match anyway. For guys however this is way riskier because being forward can blow up in your face, less risky for gals because guys aren't so complex usually.
Have you watched any of the new season of Vikings? What're your thoughts so far?
should be starting my cert III next week at tafe, feels good man
anyone from adelaide south australia?
>>23434762
in what?
>>23434770
Information technology-programming stream
>>23434778
nice, is it a pathway?
I've done 2 cert III's and 2 IV, much prefer the hands on learning to uni
4074/m getting shrekt in CS:GO
Rocko WA
21m
High and horny lmao
Kik: Thatanonguy33
>>23434504
Didn't reply. She's always been terrible at it.
>>23434794
Still playing?
6430 reporting.
Smoking herb and eating sorbet.
>>23434439
more than I know lel
WHO ELSE IS COMING TO SYDNEY MARDI GRAS
GAY CHRISTMAS GET EXCITED
>>23437787
id go to just to get the chance to grope you
>>23437915
Fuck off.
>>23437915
kek
>>23437787
Not enough beads and shit. Wouldn't even crossdress and molest you pretending to be gay.
>>23438024
eat shit you fucking attention whore.
you'd like it anyway, as long as i tucked a 50 into your asshole afterwards.
>>23438157
>as long as i tucked a 50 into your asshole afterwards.
Frankly, that explains a lot about all the 50 notes they keep finding in the sewage at the treatment plants
>>23434329
yeah goldie cuuuuunt
whats goin in mate
anyone at 2099
>>23438268
that slut probs wouldnt notice two fingers in her ass, it does explain a lot.
M/3163
What's going on, fellow goy?
>>23439777
I'm good, you?
18m/2120
Keen to meet traps or fems to lose my virginity to
I play guitar, have a fuckton of alcohol and am quite skinny. Also love mountain biking.
Kik: Throwaway1_xd
>>23438725
Yeah not enough
>>23439790
Same ol'. Bless your non-chosen soul for asking. And how are you? What fun is there to be had?
>>23439845
nothing at all friend
I live in the northwest which has nothing
well there's watergardens but fuck that place it's full of 14 year olds
19/f/qld, hows everyone doing tonight? Anyone else need their gumboots
>>23439897
nope, not raining at all in toowoomba, humid af tho .-.
>>23439900
Lucky! I cant believe I'm saying this but I'm over this rain! Flooding everywhere. Only good thing is it being 23-26 degrees now.
5052. Procrastinating uni work - should have done work all of today. Guess I'll have to work solidly tomorrow.
3153 here, haven't been around in ages. hows people saturday night going?
21/m/2428
Getting baked as fuck
Someone hit me up on kik or SC
My kik is Methology
>>23439923
3124. Said the exact same thing yesterday, and i didn't do shit today. Guess that's what Sunday's for.
4030/23/m
I dunno, video games?
>>23439908
23/m/bris, I'm so fucking happy it's raining. I'm over Queensland summer, Autumn is where it's at. Or Sydney summer.
>>23439897
yeah, it was flooded all over town today, people posting a million photos on facey.
where in qld?
>>23440004
4740 area
>>23440029
yeah same.
my friend lives down near queens park, had his kayak out in the street apparently.
>>23434225
4740 reporting in, and getting rained on/flooded out.
3141 weekends are boring as hell
>>23440086
welcome m80.
>>23440088
so your that kind of bored hey, same :P
>>23440088
>south yarra
gtfo
>>23440089
Cheers.
Is it just me, or do there seem to be more of us 4740ers showing up here lately? Must be the weather.
>>23440107
something like that.. dunno.
im thinking about going to the iga soon.. need foods
real nigga hours who up
>>23440107
>>23440107
Been lurking for years
>>23440115
Never up
>>23440118
Yeah same, but usually seems to be the same 2 people popping up for Mackay. Looks like some extras have appeared over the past couple of these threads.
>>23440115
2280
>>23440115
In bed lurking, what's up
>>23440118
thats what they all say
>>23440123
yeah, seems that way.
i got some blokes kik a while ago, nothing eventuated from it though. just was gonna go to the pub for a beer.
>>23440114
Watch out for the retards on the road. I've had so many close calls with people driving like fuckwits since the rain started a few days ago.
You wouldn't pull out in front of somebody on a roundabout when it's dry, so why do it in the rain?!? Three fucking times...
>>23440134
yeah, i drive around a lot for work, i know what you mean.
4740
So many people from Mackay in this thread haha didn't think anyone from here would even go on this
>>23440132
That'll be the other regular I'm guessing. 22ish?
>>23440139
yeah, people are too busy comparing tattoos and their collection of tap out shirts
>>23440140
i dont remember sorry.
>>23440123
Fair enough
>>23440132
Could have gone to the one I work at haha
>>23440277
a threeway on the first date?
c'mon thats a bit raunchy don't you think...
>>23440284
Only if you're the middle in the sandwich
>>23440287
now now, i wouldn't deny you the opportunity to feel two sweaty neckbeards grind awkwardly against you at the same time.
>>23440296
Kek'd
>>23440296
so, you still at work or just staying up late?
>>23440312
Home now, about to sleep. And I was kidding 'bout the sandwich thing, I have a qtpie bf
5047 anyone alive at this time? Town was eh and just floating around at the moment.
>>23440321
>implying i took you seriously
idgaf, its /soc/, there are no girls on the internet
>>23440327
Just stating, yo
>>23440335
i did just point out i was a sweaty neckbeard...
i might get all giddy with the attention you're showing me.
>>23440088
kik? I'm 3121
>>23438103
Well thanks for not wanting to molest me I guess?
It was pretty good but also my feet hurt from standing on a milk crate and some asian woman kept pushing into my back to try to get in front of me and I wanted to punch her in the teeth
20/M/6065
How was your weekends guys?
Gearing up for the last night of my week off.
Not super enthused to be going back to work, what's everyone else planning?
Sydanons,
Next sunday, movies, my shout, yay or nay?
Well anyone that wants to come along will be welcomed to.
faggot 18/mtf/melbourne here
whats up? anyone else very lonely :(
hit me up
>>23445114
kik: brisanon
Always happy to chat.
>>23445114
i'm a lonely melbanon
at least i have my books
>>23445126
melbanon! skype?
>>23445153
i'll give kik
daftest.punk
>>23445114
>anyone else very lonely
I get by with what I have, it's not much
just the same few losers in teamspeak
>>23445119
>>23445172
i dont have kik :(
well if anyone feels like skyping me;;
captain_pancake1
4216/25/m
bored as, watching some George Carlin on youtube to keep me awake
>>23445114
>mtf
I have doubts
there are no lies on the internet
>>23445237
huh
>>23445348
ehh,
don't worry about it
>>23445357
are you saying im lying about being mtf? why would I lie about that
>>23445363
no
it was a joke about your skype profile
Should have put more sarcasm into it
>>23445368
or
not post it at all
>>23445372
Got it in 3..
Could be worse I suppose.
>>23440123
I used to live up there. But that was a long time ago. I went to a better place.
>>23443843
Back to work tomorrow. Fuck. Sunburnt to buggery.
Probably going to play something tonight.
>>23445713
What do you play?
I don't want to go back to work.. On the upside, off to Sydney on Tuesday. Should be brilliant!
>>23444834
Where and what movie
>>23445720
Like I suggested in a previous thread, Event on george st in the city and the movie would be determined by the majority i guess.
>>23440126
>>23444834
>>23445778
2261 anon here. I am also interested in this free movies deal. Do we get popcorn?
>>23445809
That's a good question. If the turn out is not as much as I thought...sure, why not.
>>23445813
Seeing as I don't do public transport, will you pay for my taxi to get there?
>>23445813
I dont care about anyone else, I just want popcorn.
>>23445821
thats a bit far bro. :/
>>23445821
Not my problem if you can't get there man. Maybe you should start doing public transport then.
>>23445822
Well you see if the turn out is around about 10 give or take, sure you can have popcorn. If it gets ridiculous well...no I won't be giving everyone popcorn too.
>>23445833
No one else needs to get popcorn......just me.
>>23445833
Nah, maybe you should not plan things only people within 15mins of the city centre can go to, but good luck
>>23445841
Mate, 2166 here
Almost an hour by public transport.
I'm aware of the city as the hub of all things that's why it's most convenient to do it there.
>>23445843
Also: Why the generosity?
>>23445846
No reason.
>>23445850
Rape. Always the reason..
>get flown up to Darwin for work
>end up not being needed
I've got a two days left in this heat. Anyone know what to do here that doesn't involve crocs?
>>23434225
4470 anyone?
>>23445850
I was always told strangers had the best free candy, I often think I loved my parents more than they loved me...
>>23445877
Maybe you didn't dress slutty enough for them?
>>23445860
yah, there were 4 of us here at about 12-30 last night.
>>23445717
Bought star command galaxies on steam last night, just played it for the first time. Kinda enjoying it... and then all the s=other ships and stations vanished. But, alpha. What are you going to do? It's an alpha :P
Anyone near Newcastle?
>>23445908
Nice.. I've pretty much sworn of greenlight games. If it's not finished I'm not going to be buying it.
I'm playing America's Army Proving Grounds atm, good realistic army shooter. Ton of fun :)
>>23445916
Yeah man, 2261, just down the coast :)
>>23445880
My parents were not degenerates good sir, they just resented my birth.
>you will never get shouted a picture by some sydney anon
>you will never get drugged by a sydney anon and raped at his house
Why live?
>>23445928
Man, drugs are expensive. If we could skip the rape part, it'd be sweet!
>>23445919
Playing a bunch of other things as well, but I play a lot of different types of games. This is just the most recent.
>>23445961
All I play these days is DOTA2, I can only afford shitty free to play games :(
This thread still alive? Brisbane reporting in here.
>>23446044
I make a bit at work, but I tend to spend it all just as quick.
>>23446044
Get America's Army.
It's free to play. I've sunk a ton of time into it.
I'd play DotA, but I just can't commit enough consistent time to stay good..
>>23446052
You only need to play a match a day, I'm in shitty mmr hole land, come join me!
What are the graphics like for AA? Running a pretty shitty laptop
>>23446051
You as well, spend all teh monies on sick outfits
3020 reporting in. Smoked the last of my weed, now I'm on 4chan.
>>23446075
I couldn't manage that :( I used to play competitively, but now days I just have no time. Works a cunt like that.
AA is on Unreal 3. So it looks solid, but doesn't take a ton to drive it. My 970 pushed 250fps at max everything @ 1080p. Should run on a laptop easily enough.
>>23444834
>next Sunday
I'm up for a movie, wouldn't even let you pay for me but that happens to be my fathers birthday.
I'll join in if the date changes
>>23445926
Oh hey man, 2264, never see anyone this close :)
>>23446310
holy crap, that is close. Who are you? DO I know you?
>>23446360
Most definitely but then again this is the internet, are you anon or femanon?
do asian guys living in australia exist on this board?
>>23449643
No idea, but they exist in my dating life.
>>23446138
That's unfortunate. This opportunity to hang out and watch a movie or something will come again I promise, even if this one falls through.
>>23449643
Australian born and asian, does that count? Or did you mean a fresh asian?
4306/m/24
Thinking of buying a house, so time to cheap.
Making a shit review on a FMV game.
>>23448144
I am anon, 25, M. You?
Super austhread.
24/m/south bris
Sent out an application for a job that's right up my alley this afternoon. Going to spend the rest of eternity staring at my phone in case I get a call from them.
>>23450816
Good luck anon!
Fuck being sponsored by centerlink :D
4053/m/20
>had an interview and a shift at a Dominos in a different suburb
>Interview was a week ago, tomorrow it'll be one week since my first shift
>was given a uniform and everything
>No word from the manager as to whether or not I got the job
>Paranoid I got so close to actually getting legit hired and it was all for nothing
>Currently telling myself that they're most likely interviewing other people and giving them shifts
Oh yeah and cheers to Anytime Fitness for being fuckwits, I cancelled my membership in January, paid the monthly fee to fully cancel my membership (therefore I paid for February) and they still billed me for March even though their system recognises I'm not a customer anymore.
>Hurr that's weird, we'll send you your money back...next week on the 9th
Also how does one exactly "study"? I just take notes that address the core of the issue and write them in my own words, leaving a section to the left blank so I can revise later with readings.
>>23450821
I already work but it's time to change up so I've been looking elsewhere. I'm in a bit of a sticky spot where I'm at because for the last 2 years my immediate boss has apparently claimed all of my achievements as being entirely her own, so the big boss thinks that I'm an "adequate" worker. Long story short I'm not going anywhere upward here for a while so I'm going to take my experience elsewhere if I can.
Anyone near Macquarie uni?
>>23450828
This'd be one of those time when it's acceptable to call up and ask.
>>23450862
I sent the guy a few emails but he stopped responding and I can't think of anything else to say without being annoying.
>>23450828
>Also how does one exactly "study"?
you don't
t. barely passing
>>23450856
2120 so like 15 minutes traino.
Age and sex? 18M here
>>23450864
Are you the same guy that's been madly applying everywhere lately? No car, so it needs to be somewhere you can get to on the bus etc etc?
20 min till my last tutorial of the day. How the fuck do I stay awake.
Also any fags in the 7pm cor109 class today in sippy downs come meet me
26/m/4006
Nursing a JD while crushing it on guitar/broadening music horizons. Fucking Monday mang.
How is everyone?
>>23450883
Sounds like me even if I'm not the guy you mentioned.
>>23450873
Ds get Degrees
>>23450880
You sound pretty thirsty...
How old is too old to be posting here?
Heading towards 28 shortly, starting to feel like out of touch with all you young cunts around here.
>>23450988
I'm 23 and am already starting to feel too old, but it might be because the anons on the other boards I visit are all so young.
Poppy seed tea party right here. What uppppppp
>>23450828
Hey it's you again! Well done getting a job!
this is important.
>>23434923
Yes.
What's your Steamerino?
>>23451073
this show turned me into a weeb
it's the perfect excuse, every one watched this shit
>>23434923
why do women never reply to kik messages? dudes always do
>>23451090
facey page
>>23451092
If you had a choice between playing with your own boobs or replying to kik is the answer nog obvious.
Plus they are not all actual femanons
>>23451092
Because women like to only reply to the top 10% of men.
They are raised to believe they are something special, even when they're not.
>>23451072
Oh dude read it again...I actually think I didn't get a job, but came close.
How long should I wait until I apply to the same fast food places that turned me down? I prefer to apply in-store.
>>23451106
The same exact store? Id ask regularly if they're looking for staff, but not apply until they say they are.
>>23451097
OH FUCK
http://jadeandryan.podbean.com/e/cheez-tv-awakens/
>>23451104
>>23451105
LALALALA CANT HEAR YOU
>>23451114
more than aware, cheezoid.
>>23451116
That's what you should say when she says "no, please no!" to you... :^)
>>23451123
kek
>>23451119
may I say...
that is a nice pair
4104
sofuckingbored
anyoneup?
>>23451144
>dat brazzers comment tho
we're doin our best. Stay tuned.
like the post I mean, if you can find it!
>>23446310
>>23448144
They never respond, I'm never going to have any friends :(
>>23451146
4053
Lots of people?
>>23451165
wydmang
>>23451176
chatting with anons on 4chan. you?
>>23451165
fuckin same suburb man I'm this dude >>23450828
>>23451187
I know. Im the guy you chatted to awhile back when you were applying to heaps of jobs.
Maybe I should start to namefag?
>>23451178
sitting on skype talking to fucking cunts through im. got skype?
>>23451223
Yeah. But not on it atm.
If you feel like adding me?
>>23451229
yeh. just add hudson.mclovin
>>23451232
Ill add you when I log onto it later. Im odd.one.out.Bris
>>23450856
Hunters Hill, that's almost close I guess.
You studying at Macquarie?
>>23451244
Sent an invite, I'm Conrad.
Oh yeah and the Dominos manager just sent me an email!! Got a couple shifts this week, just waiting to find out which ones. Fuuuuckin stoked
>>23451301
Thanks Conrad. :) And congrats on the job. I may start ordering from Dominos now... :P
>>23451301
Congrats Anon
Does Craigslist in Brisbane ever have actual women on it, or just bots? Have a had a few serious adds out over the past few weeks and nothing but scams or guys.
>>23451332
I know theres actual hookers on there. No idea about females. Have you tried adultmatchmaker.com.au or plentyoffish?
4703/m/19 Someone should keep me company it appears the maccas i work at has has a flu outbreak and i cant sleep with a 39.4 degree fever
>>23451336
Nah anon but ill give that a look. Yea plenty of hookers and scams. Just honestly looking for a casual thing after a 5 year terrible relationship.
Thanks mate.
Dunno, always seem to be heaps of dudes, no decent women though.
25 m 6008
>>23450966
I hope your name isnt Jennifer.
>>23434308
21/m/3037 reporting in
hey bro. never seen someone that close on here before
>>23451161
I'm sorry I'm using a terrible phone, i am femanon 20 :)
