/Shg/ thread (Shoulder length and above)
FEMALES ONLY no mtfs or traps
****NO CONTACTFAGGING****
>which means no asking for Skype/snap/kik etc.
Old thread: >>23401032
Establishing ID
>>23433338
Establishing an erection
>>23433338
>>23433346
I'm in the situation as you anon. She's cute af.
>>23433338
Spread vagina please
>>23433338
Top qt.
>>23433338
Cutie
When your cat got your back
>>23433384
Doing requests?
>>23433338
Marry me?
>>23433387
>>23433359
You're in the wrong thread m8
>>23433384
please open your mouth wide and stick out your tongue hnnnnggG
>>23433384
Um, miss. A Panther is a black cat. Why have you been consorting with black militants?
>>23433390
It's a nude board after all. What else is the point of this thread?
>>23433338
you and shima would make a cute couple, she could be the boy and you could be the girl.
>>23433387
Only non perverted ones
>>23433391
No...
>>23433400
Show your non perverted butt
>>23433400
I request that you sign an oath that you have never been affiliated with the communist party.
>>23433338
would pay to see nude
>>23433395
Because he's fucking adorable
>>23433400
stick out your non-perverted mouth and tongue.
>>23433401
Dude. Why not her breasts? I mean, they're, like, not inherently sexual. We have to stop sexually women's bodies. It's so misogynistic.
>>23433384
Extremely adorable, both of you! I am going to bed, school in the morning, goodnight everyone~
>>23433408
That cat is anti-family and pro-terrorist.
>>23433416
You're absolutely right
>>23433401
It's not much
>>23433405
Uh-oh
>>23433408
post your tits egg
have your husband take the pics for us
>>23433425
Is that a reptar shirt?
>>23433425
Baby, your ass has me seeing stars.
>>23433425
bend over, please? :)
>>23433428
He's playing games. And I never show nudes.
Also, I'm not egg. That was a camwhore who drew on eggs years ago.
>>23433430
Yep.
>>23433425
I suggest you abandon thread until the thirty betas leave
>>23433433
Nope.
>>23433431
I see what you did there
>>23433437
Requesting a frontal view of reptar.
>>23433438
>worship generic non nude blogging sluts
>call others beta
>>23433425
I actually can fap to this
>>23433445
Also this. Standing pls
>>23433422
I wish more people saw it that way. #FuckNipplesFreeTheTitties
>>23433442
Support black liberation by sending my white dick into the cosmos to save your dark asshole from government sponsored emptiness.
>>23433479
Another qt has appeared.
>>23433479
Looks like someone who just ate a fortune cookie jizzed on your tits
>>23433491
thank you :3
>>23433500
if you dont like it then keep it to yourself thank you :P
>>23433527
More pics?
>>23433538
Loving it. Cute cat too.
>>23433542
hehe you like my pussy :P
>>23433553
I sure do ;)
what's up senpai
>>23433574
Those eyes. They're just adorable.
>>23433579
thank you anon ^-^
>>23433583
No thank you.
>>23433338
Hi, how does it feel the fact that most guys complimenting your based beauty itt are asking for anal insertions in /camwhore/ threads next door?
>>23433583
Are you that Pokemon dog shelter girl?
>>23433606
Why the hate?
>>23433606
>white/jap
>shit skin
yikes anon, you seem grumpy and irritable. miss your nap today?
>>23433614
yes it is I
>>23433614
>>23433621
Can you please explain the Pokémon dog shelter? Also cute dog.
>>23433633
no it's not a shelter for Pokemom dogs, just regular dogs haha. I also collect Pokemon
Hey friends
>>23433643
Hey.
>>23433642
Oh ok. That's cool. I'd like to work with a dog shelter if only I had the time/energy after work.
>>23433606
which is which lol
>>23433615
probably because they are insecure themselves
but hell if i am the whale why do people think i am fat XD
>>23433611
I don't see her pics in any cam whore thread
>>23433655
It could be because you have a rather round face and large cleavage. Personally I think it makes you look cute.
>>23433650
well since it IS my work it kinda work out haha
what do you do?
>>23433648
Hello!!!
>>23433667
>
ah okay then i was curious i am like well i aint showing my bod so why assume lol i aint skinny thats true but i aint fat XD i would say slightly chubby and curvy XD
>>23433670
That's awesome. They say doing a job you love never feels like work. As for me, well let's say I have a government job.
>>23433674
How have you been?
>>23433678
>XD
Fuck off tubbs.
>>23433678
You look good to me
>>23433688
I've been really good but very busy. I've had to take a break from my running because I've been sick which has sucked, but now it's spring break starting tomorrow which is great!!! What about you?
>>23433689
maybe you should show your face you could be a fat fuck so stfu :D thank you hehe
>>23433691
and thank you you are very kind :)
>>23433479
Chubby mtf?
>>23433661
Not to her, but to other girls. What I mean is that she is getting attention from a bunch of degenerates, and she (and all the other /shg/ super cute nevernoodles) are well aware of it.
>>23433701
no i am just a chubby young mommy :P
>>23433695
>Spring break
But, that's snow.
>>23433715
You mean milf.
>>23433710
No wonder your tits are so saggy!
>>23433715
damaged? oh hunny i am still a goddess in bed so if you think i am broken your missing out go find some chick that hasnt any expierence and just lay there XD
>>23433716
Yeah, it was a balmy 25 today. :c But I'm going to the beach!!!! Where it'll be warmer than freezing!
>>23433721
It's just a troll, don't bother replying.
>>23433695
Pretty alright. Just work and school.
>>23433384
Cute
>>23433721
>slut logic
Would rather a have a nice unused pussy than a used up one.
>>23433720
home come you assume they are saggy? because i am a mom? boy you guys need to learn that not every girls tits sag after having a kid and all natural tits have a droop if you dont like it then go find a girl with a boob job
:)
>>23433723
i know but it lets me let my rage out on them that have been pent up because its not the first i heard all this :P your adorable btw
>>23433727
woot apprentlly because i have a kid i am a slut even though the man left me for another man but i am a slut woot XD
>>23433723
Where do you live that it's so cold?
>>23433606
>>23433689
>>23433715
>>23433720
>>23433727
wow, the frustrated cunts of /soc/ are out in full force tonight. way to shit up the thread early on
>>23433683
it's true, I really do love the work. it definitely has its moments but the fact that it's a lot of stuff I was doing for free as a volunteer before getting hired is great
>>23433736
Well... Your choice hahah. Thank you!
>>23433737
North Carolina in the way up mountains.
>>23433721
Making fun of virgin girls because you are insecure of being a single mom is really fucked up.
>>23433736
Don't fall for the bait, honey. You look super cute and look smart and fun
>>23433736
Haters gonna hate. Also that guy hasaid to be super gay to leave such a cute girl.
>>23433746
Any pics showing the view from the back?
>>23433762
Kinda? haha
>>23433767
Pretty nice view.
>>23433746
jesus how cute can you get <3
>>23433749
hey you know i am sorry i just kinda got a bit of rage i didnt mean to offend
>>23433751
>>23433758
thank you i am sorry i just got irritated
I apologize to everyone on this thread i wasnt intending to make everyone uncomfortable but thank you to all of you who were kind :)
>>23433744
Sounds like everything worked out for the best.
>>23433746
Wow that's crazy. Do you snowboard up there?
>>23433776
Aw!
>>23433778
yes! I actually just learned this winter and I absolutely love it.
>>23433791
Awesome. I've always been interested in winter sports but after seeing so many people come back with broken limbs, I've decided to just admire them as a spectator
>>23433810
Broken limbs heal, you can only do cool shit once. For instance, I'm going skydiving next weekend!!
>>23433821
True, true. I still hate being incapacitated though. You live and exciting life.
>>23433854
I try to. I nearly died once from a medical complication after a surgery and it scared the shit out of me. So I've tried to live it up since then.
>>23433861
Interesting. I nearly died from a health complication that required surgery. Worst pain of my life. I guess that's why I fear ending up in a similar situation.
hoped this will help show i aint huge XD i just have a baby face :P
>>23433874
Yeah, it's life changing but not in those good ways.
>>23433384
Don't grow your hair out!
>>23433583
>>23433621
I god damn love you!
>>23433900
You really didn't have to prove anything, but you do look adorable.
>>23433902
Ya, it's made me reevaluate how I was living my life. I'd say I changed it for the better.
>>23433929
i know i didnt but i just figured might as well i hate people assuming XD
>>23433936
I understand. Again, very cute and adorable.
>>23433445
Pardon my fat
>>23433418
Why thank you!!
>>23433904
Sorry, but I am. I don't like having the same hair for too long
>>23434013
Not fat. That shirt is awesome. Wish I had something similar.
>>23434013
>"Halt, I am Reptar"
I like you, I'll kill you last
>>23433384
That cat looks like it totally wants to slap you, if only you didn't have a camera lol
>>23434026
Ppppfffttt... My cat loves me. And yay I shall live to see the end of days
>>23434030
>He only hits me when he's drunk, I swear he really does love me
Lol
But for real, your eyes are amazing already, no need to do that
>>23434039
He never hits me at all. I wouldn't be with a pathetic bitch like that
Well, my eyes are brown so if I can amp it up I will, thank you much though!!
>>23434055
Well your eyes remind me of my cats. He's kind of an asshole, either has to be your center of attention of waiting to attack your leg. But had him since he was super young, he was so tiny I then. Kinda depressing that his bday is Mothers Day and his mom was killed 2 days after his liter was born
How many of these chicks that post ITT are actually straight?
>>23434013
I like your body and your skin. I wish you would post lewds.
these threads are always so equally cringy, thanks for existing so I can feel better about myself.
>>23434098
well that was fucking depressing.
>>23434114
This is why guys complain about not having a short haired girlfriend. Because they assume all short haired girls are gay.
>>23434295
My skin?
>>23434344
You are welcome.
>>23435935
Get naked already slag
>>23435958
Ew. I hate British slang.
>>23435935
>My skin?
Yes, your pale skin is beautiful.
>>23435970
And we hate nevernudes, what's the issue
Would you prefer being called cunt
>>23433791
I adore you but I wish I didn't, because crushing after a girl in soc is waifutier.
>>23433425
You. Are. Yummy.
>>23435958
Calling a never nude a whore lol 4chan logic
>>23436105
Don't say we as though you speak for all
Look what came in today? Needs a bit of work, but it's my first lace front wig, need to dye it soon though
>>23436379
yeah, you should grow your hair out.
>>23436419
Working on it, it takes a while lmao
I might stop at a pixie cut, but I'm not sure.
>>23436440
>I might stop at a pixie cut
your call, but imo you look 100x better with longer hair.
>>23436440
Long pixie is best.
>>23436464
Yeah, I had long hair back in high school, I'm not sure what to do with it.
>>23436475
I like having shorter hair, it's easier to work with for cosplaying and wigs
>>23436379
Eep! I love it! <3
>Tfw stuck home doing HW while friends are out partying tonight
;_;
>>23437321
>tfw no IRL friends nearby to party with
>>23437357
I'm probably not near by but I will be your friend! :D
>>23437365
<3
Not in montana I bet.
>>23437386
California :c But it's okay we can be soc buddies!
BATSY WHERE THE FUK R U?
>>23437466
oh look a cute girl
>>23436379
If you were riding me like a subway, we'd both know exactly where you were getting off.
>>23437321
I'd do you at home and it wouldn't be any work bae bae.
Hey how is everyone tonight
>>23437900
Much better, now that you are here
>>23437900
Good, just finished my HW and going to watch TV with my kitties~
How about you?
>>23438178
JESUS those freckles hnnnnng
>>23437900
do you have a picture with you smiling??
>>23438178
Marry me
>>23438127 thanks if you're serious
>>23438178 sounds good I just got back from a speed friending thing.
>>23438261 here but I look silly when I smile
Can a trans guy post here? :s I just wanna talk to some friendly internet gals, all of my real life friendship circles consist of guy dudes and dykes.
I mean, I love 'em, but I always long for oldschool girl talk :p
>>23436583
you rock the buzz, and you should stay buzz!
>>23437321
you are like a living figurine and your beauty is unreal
>>23437466
nice hairs and paleness etc.
>>23437900
hi
>>23434020
hi waifu, always a pleasure
>>23438457
I think as long as you don't post a picture then no one will care
>>23438489
ok ._.
>>23438178
You look really cute, I love hair
>>23438477
hey how are you this evening?
>>23438776
waiting for the world to explote, as usual
u?
>>23438457
If you consider yourself female, then yes. You are a short haired girl
>>23438477
:)
>>23436287
>>23436223
Can I touch your little pecker?
>>23436105
>>23436287
Oh look, its Meh. The samefag nutjob extraordinaire.
Better watch out girls, give him a fake name and he'll say you are his girlfriend.
>>23439303
You have to explain to me how are you half latina.
To me you always look like a brit chick with slightly quirky tastes and a solid cultural background. Also pale complexion and aside dose based eyes, totally anglosaxon features.
>>23436084
Never thought of myself as pale but then again I avoid sun light
>>23439328
Well you see, a Mexican fucked and Irish and here I am
>>23439374
>mexican+irish
you must be atomic bomb like when you get pissed off lol
>>23439400
That's putting it mildly. Apparently I have a look when I'm pissed that says don't fuck with me.
>>23439411
my waifu on you intensifies so hard after reading this. Explosive characters are usually very loyal people, fun, commited and entusiastic about relationships. You must be an awesome partner in crime.
>>23439445
That's not how most people view my "fiesty" side.
>>23439469
Probably that is why you are in /soc/, because most fuckbois out there can't understand you.
>>23439492
I keep seeing different definitions for that. What exactly does it mean?
>>23439508
It means that there is nothing wrong with you. You are an übercool person, probably too complex for plebs and shitheads.
>>23439508
>fuckboi
A guy who tries to get with everyone. A player. A guy who will lie to a girl to make them hook up with them or send pics. They think they are the shit when they aren't. A guy who will only date a girl for their body. A total ass. A guy that will make a girl cry and laugh, and a guy who lies when they said I love you
-urban dictionary
>>23439508
>>23439529
pretty much this guy right here, lel. >>23439526
jooooking.
>>23439529
So it's just another word to say dick?
Hiiiii
>>23439555
exactly. modern lingo for the good old douchebags.
i guess it sounds "cooler"?!?!? teens these days.
>>23439526
Hahahahaha
>>23439563
I have to work with a lot of teenagers and they are always saying these stupid terms. They laugh at me and call me their old mom because I'm always like "wtf are you saying?!"
>>23439566
>laughin'
now I am the one who wonders what that means
pls explain
>>23439561
pretty cuuuurrrly.
>>23439569
>they are always saying these stupid terms
makes me cringe but if i think back like 10 years i probably wasn't any different and a pain in the ass for everyone around me.
>>23439572
I'm just laughing at that definition
>>23439576
I'm sure I was unbearable. Well, when we were young being weird wasn't really as liked or "cool"
I can just look at old pics of me and see the awkward teenagerness oozing off me
fuckboi is quite a standarized way nowadays to define chads and assholes. plus we are in /soc/, where certain terms are used everyday by everyone.
>>23439577
are you in paddyland or in uk?
>>23439576
Yeah ._.
>>23439591
I'm in the land threatened by Trump
>>23439586
>being weird wasn't really as liked or "cool"
jip, quite a strange development.
>old pics of me and see the awkward teenagerness oozing off me
my haircut....my clothes...uuuurgh. don't wanna remember that.
>>23439592
not happy with your curly hair?
>>23439595
oh jeesus, you are in Murrica trying to educate their teenager monstruosities.
come to Yurop, I'll take to Venice for coffee, to Bruxeles for a nice dinner. Then to Amsterdam for partying.
>>23439599
Here's the only photo I could find on my phone of my high school days. Ew.
>>23439561
Your hair looks like mine. You just need to find the right products.
>>23439303
hey, love.
long time no cry
>>23439617
can't make out anything but damn, that landscape is stunningly beautiful!!! field trip?
>>23439618
No cry?
>>23439605
I can only dream *_*
>>23439623
Yeah I wish I had a better camera. It was in Aman Jordan.
>>23439626
me too, based sister, me too
>>23439627
>Aman Jordan
woooooooow....well if that isn't one fine highschool field trip. did you grow up in jordanien? a field trip to the other side of the world isn't that usual is it?
>>23439643
No it was a Christmas vacation for my family. My dad always wanted to go to Egypt, so he figured why not go there as well. It was really amazing. Best Christmas Iv ever had
>>23439653
that is awesome. and probably the hottest christmas as well. consider me jelly.
>>23439665
It was really awesome. Not gonna lie. But there was one time it was fucking freazing. Can't remember the place it was called but it was apparently the place where mosses is tomb is.
>>23439681
>Can't remember the place it was called
could have been mount nebo, close to the dead sea in jordan. at least according to google.
would love to visit some places in the middle east but i would burn to death ('cause i'm pale as fuck) and it's not the safest area to visit right now lel. my dad was in a few places around arabia and egypt when he was still working and he was amazed.
>>23439374
>I avoid sun light
Are you a vampire? :O
sat morning bump
>>23439277
sounds interesting. I'm just bored at home today, might nap more :P
>>23438178
wife material
>>23439718
Nope. I just prefer not to look like a leather wallet
How's everyone's day going?
>>23441763
not too good, but im getting by :') how about you?
>>23441792
I'm well, what's wrong? Is there anything I can do to help?
>>23441798
ah, its nothing too serious! my boyfriend broke up with me on thursday and it still hurts and ive just been feeling sorta lost lately. he meant a lot to me, y'know?
where are Kira and Kim??
i suck at selfies
>>23441812
i'm in the exact same situation, exact same night
>>23441877
aw im sorry about that :( it sucks a lot but things will work out for the best
>>23441892
yeah, i really hope things get better soon. it's a really complicated situation w me and my ex, being that we are still very much in love but we just cant get it to work out. :')
>>23441909
ahh my situation is somewhat similar? i still love him and im pretty certain he still has feelings for me (he broke up with me because he "didnt want to hurt me" and said he doesnt think he can handle a girlfriend right now) but things just,,, didnt work out
>>23441946
yup, he didnt want to hurt me either,,,,,,,,,,,,,, are you me?
>>23440933
Dubs speak truth m8
>>23441964
omg.... maybe i am you... im sorry that you're going through the same thing too, though :/ it really sucks
>>23441993
you're so right that it sucks, but we'll both be fine and get over it :)
Hi :D
>>23442007
>>23441946
>>23441964
This happened to me 5 years ago. Still not 100% over it. Feelings can be annoying haha.
>>23442022
whoaaaaaaaah you're very cute!
>>23442041
Thank you :D you are probably too x
>>23442007
exactly, im sure someday we're gonna look back and we're gonna be like. Wow. why would i even get upset over this lol
>>23442027
im so sorry ;; feelings are very annoying, sometimes i wish i just didnt have them lol, things would be so much easier
>>23442057
But when they're good....they're just the best
>>23442047
No. Women don't like me because of my ugliness. :'((
>>23442068
very true, and thats why i personally dont like them because one minute you feel at the top of the world, but then the next you can feel like shit all because of one person
>>23442079
im not well liked either irl to be honest but i think we are cute :D even though idk what you look like
>>23442139
>im not well liked either irl to be honest
Why?
Please, can I marry you??? :D
>>23442161
I-I want to stay alone forever I'm sorry...
And normies are afraid of oddballs like me
I haven't had my hair long since I was in elementary school. My hair is so ridiculously fine and prone tangling that as soon as I could I chopped it off. I don't think it's been longer than jaw-length since.
>>23441812
Aww I'm sorry, break ups are rough
Got a haircut today, tried a gif for once
>>23442629
Oh my god, let me just. Put you in my pocket and keep you forever. You are adorable.
>>23442663
I will be the tiniest pocket Sith you have ever seen
>>23442672
Yes. Perfect. Evil is best in a miniature package. Concentrated. Denser. Fucking kawaii as shit.
>>23441763
>>23442629
ridiculously cute - any chance of getting semi lewds?
>>23442022
spectacular eyes - more please
>>23442629
yeah, they are ;;
your haircut looks really nice !! you're so cute omg
im actually growing out my hair (i currently have my bangs up in a little bun...thing...), so sadly there will come a time where i wont be able to post in this thread anymore :ccc
>>23442805
oh man
youre really attractive
>>23442535
Can't decide on calling you cute, pretty or attractive.
How tall are you?
What nationality are you?
>>23442835
aah, thank you so much!!
>>23442870
post legs plz
>>23442879
this thread isnt for legs though....sorry, my dude
>>23442870
youre welcome. looking forward to the long haired version
>>23443008
it'll take a few months but hopefully it looks ok! i havent had long hair in years so im interested to see how it looks :')
>>23442863
I'm 5'6", and I'm predominately Polish with some Eastern European grab bag in there.
>>23443021
im throwing in a vote for waist-length
>>23443426
omg.... that'll take soooo long to grow out
casually dumps pictures
>>23443484
it will, but it will be worth it. search your feelings, anon. you know this to be true
and since youre dumping, make with a full body shot or two
home from work senpai
>>23443517
You don't respond to me on kik anymore
Just got home from Disneyland and got my first Ears!! :3
>>23444413
Lucky! I've always wanted to go! Did you have fun?
>>23444439
Yes! I have an annual pass so I go at least once a month! And I went to Mad T Party with my friends and we had beer and danced!
>>23444498
gorgeous tits babe
i agree great tits
>>23444413
>>23444498
You look delicious. Which Disney are you speaking of?
>>23444671
California Adventure! I am probably gonna go back on Thursday to see my other friend who works there as a Storm Trooper~
>>23444684
I love your hair, its gorgeous.
>>23444498
I'm so jealous I want to meet the Kylo Ren they have and have him sign a pic of himself so I can put it on my wall so badly!
>>23444684
Never saw the appeal of Disneyland. I went once as a child, but found the rides to be of lower quality than Six Flags and the food just as expensive.
Photo of photo taking
>>23445483
Cute photo of photo taking :)
>>23445483
Holy shit how did you do that? jk And I still haven't tried any of those SC filters. How much rain are you getting in your neighborhood?
>>23445515
Getting a good amount. Had hail the other day
>>23445486
Thankie
>>23445483
Tell me the eyes are shopped. Please, I'm suffering bc you look so overwhelmingly awesome.
>>23445626
Really? you got rained on yesterday, I'm living on the foothills and i hardly got any rain this night let alone yesterday. Hope you take some nice rainy weather pics from this storm. And luv your current hair style.
