didn't see one active so
illinois general
>tfw no girls in illinois
29/m 630 here
help I'm almost a wizard
18/m/815, bottom down to getting fucked
it aint all bad, it aint all good
... its mostly bad though
>>23426514
sasuga sausage fest
bumping this worthless thread with worthless crap I saved
in 7 months I, too, will ascend to wizardry, op
>>23426574
What the hell can we do? I thought it was easy to find a qt on /soc/
but Illinois is ded
>>23426619
if only I were g-...gay I guess
36/m/Chicago
Looking for a cute woman interested in a D/s relationship
Skype/Kik: AlbanyPark36
>>23426243
contact info?
22/M/bi
217 springfield area
>>23428174
haha. fag
217 f
21/m/708
/soc/ uses the whisper app, right?
21/Randy Bobandy/309
>>23426243
19/m/815
Snapchat?
>>23428715
Fuck off Randy.
26/m/630
Kik: kitelink
hit me up for most anything!
>>23428641
everyone from illinois is a fag
23/couple/217
Any femdom couples around Chicago? My GF wants to get to know some other dommes/hotwives so they can join each other on some exploits. Fetlife is a pretty good resource for this, but hey what the heck.
M/23/815
Looking for people to chill with in this dead ass state
22/m/Bloomington
Anyone interested in hanging out? There's not much to do in central Illinois
20/m/217
looking for grill
>>23428641
217/M, but not the fag.
kik = Odayon1
25/M and 28/F married couple in Champaign looking for a third. Wife wants to touch boob, so preferably a woman.
>>23428641
jclay69 kik
>>23431647
if youre interested in a male ever 21 m from Bloomington here also in relationship. my gf would like to touch boob and va jay jay
>>23431647
how do you feel about another couple
>>23428641
217, 26, springfield.
>>23433299
Male, if that needed saying.
and cheek em
>>23429589
>>23431647
this place is a sausage fest as established before. also full of people with no gf (or bf)
even when there are girls they want nothing to do with us
30/M/Bi/Champaign
Kind of new in town. Let's hang.
I'm visit in Chicago the entire last week of this month, California native here. Any food recommendations? Maybe someone wants to link up and smoke a jay?
Feel free to kik me, if you'd like.
Assuhnine
22/f
Drinks/movie/karaoke? Idc I'm bored and want to make friends downtown.
>>23435149
Okay, how should we get in contact with each other? I'm a relatively straight-edge weeb if that bothers you.
>>23431647
This is me. >>23429589
Any interest?
>>23435149
id love to take you out for drinks movie then karaoke. show you around the city
kik: david.s.94
>>23435149
Contact info?
>>23435197
>>23435149
forgot to say 22/m here
>>23433803
I will have dabs with me :D
>>23435210
Yours is?
>>23436178
kik is wutangisforever
>>23436226
On phone so apparently id changed but >>23436226
Is same person as >>23435210
>>23431012
22/m/Bloomington
I go to school at ilstu. How do I know you're not an axe killer?
>>23436427
Also, I should mention that I'm not gay, for what it's worth...
>>23435149
28/m/downtown
kik: __revolve
28m far southside/south suburbs
laid-back guy looking for cool ppl to chill with and/or concert buddies
esp in city, i'm hoping to move there with some friends soon
>>23437586
kik psychonauticalmiles
skype pseudoduke
[email protected]
Who Naperville here
>>23438036
sometimes.
>>23438036
Bolingbrook
18/m/northern 708 (think to yourself "Brookfield zoo")
Who's going to pic related?
26m downtown chicago
>>23432164
>>23432175
Could be worth trying. Contact info?
>>23435179
Sadly, wife is not the domme.
>>23438036
630 m Aurora/ looking for wimminz
skype/kik: electricmountain
snapchat: electricmt
>>23433398
How do I contact you? Toyrat on kik here.
>>23438541
kik: leapingfrogs
Married guy near kankakee looking for guys or girls who would like to be friends and actually hang out if we get along really really well maybe you can have sex with my wife XD
Kik : LeapingFrogs
19/m/Rogers Park
kik:c0smicorangejuice
20/M/217
UIUC area chill dude looking for a girl to hang out and smoke with. Nothing sexual unless we want to ofc. Anyone interested? Guys are cool too, I'm always looking for more friends.
>>23438317
I was thinking about it, but I can't come up with something ridiculous to do that isn't more ridiculous than Trump himself. If I had some sort of guarantee to ask a question, I would. But really, who cares?
>>23426098
Dog, if you think there are no girls in Illinois, you should try Indiana with me. Basically all the girls my age are at IU or Purdue, or left this bible-thumping conservative hell.
On top of that I'm a CS major at a small town university.
I can sometimes go days without seeing a female on campus.
I'm gonna be a wizard guys.
>>23443285
>tfw asthma
Sorry, dude.
>>23444440
Damn sorry to hear that. Have you tried vaping? I've heard it's easier for people with asthma. Also nice almost-get
>>23430967
Where in 815
618 SIU reporting in.
I just want to be see you
22 m bi 773 des plaines
Kik:snaponfleek
Playing borderlands 2 like a fgt
847 m bored. Have a dog and bud, lets play!
>lurked occasionally with no success for years
>regional sausagefest with a dash of crazy bitches, all expecting to find someone out of their league
>left because I figured it was a waste of time
>come back after 6 months
>same old shit
This state is a lost cause.
>>23447300
Contact info?
Gay cock whore here!!!
I need to suck some dicks, you don't have to be gay, just horny enough to let me service you!
Kik:FANtastik12
815/M/18/bi/420 friendly
>>23448577
IL is popping if you don't mind a dude blowing you. And women lurk these threads all the time. Just present yourself with more than
>just looking to chill and smoke a bowl, brah. sex not required, but tooooootally won't turn down a sexy 10/10 gamer grill looking to bust it open for me. kik: UninspiredDouchebag
and maybe a lady will decide you're worth chatting up.
>>23449616
That was basically my post fucker, but now that my pride is shot I gotta say you make a fair point. I don't really seem like an interesting person when I say the same shit everyone else does. To be honest there really isn't anything too special about me, but I like meeting new people and hearing about their lives and listening to stories and sharing some of my own in return.
The best part about all this is it really doesn't take much more than 2 people and someplace to talk. And smoking a J is just how I like to do it.
M/ 21 630 bored who wants to some or something. Snapchat is ikers23
>>23449616
I never posted shit like that, and that doesn't refute that this board's IL threads are more toxic than the water in Flint.
if anyone could get me out of here, I'd be out in a fucking heartbeat.
>>23449891
Hey at least you're not this anon >>23449401
>>23449698
>I like meeting new people and hearing about their lives and listening to stories and sharing some of my own in return. The best part about all this is it really doesn't take much more than 2 people and someplace to talk. And smoking a J is just how I like to do it.
There. That's a MUCH better way to post that you're looking for slutty chicks to smoke pot with. They fall for shit like this hook, line, and sinker every single time.
>>23449891
Then do your part to clean these threads up. No one wants to hang out with a bunch of dudes pissing and moaning about the overabundance of dudes on the internet. jfc.
>>23450227
What this guy said for cleaning up the thread.
Guys, post your age / gender / which way you go / location / and what boards do you browse the most on so you can show the lurking girls you are not just some random loser.
>>23451057
I'll start it off clean and simple.
25 / male / straight / 773 far northwest side, edge of chi-town.
I browse DIY / auto / G / and occasionally sci for some
problem solving help.
Meanwhile:
Like every other guy in this world, no shit we want to have
sex but your girls want it to. Don't be so closed minded
and talk to each other.
If you want to know more drop me contact info
and Ill respond as soon as I can or email me at
[email protected]. Which ever I don't mind.
>>23449524
where at in 815?
>>23451057
A bit more than average a/s/l? Sure. I've already posted earlier in the threat, but I'm happy to post again.
36/male/straight/Albany Park (on the north-side of town)
I normally browse /b/, /m/, /his/, and /vr/ the most often.
Yes, as the last descriptive post entailed, we are all here looking for something, sex being the most common, yet while I wouldn't be opposed to a one night stand or friends with benefits, I would get more out of it, were it more meaningful. Take that for what you will, though what I seek in a relationship is different than most (though probably less so here).
Otherwise, I'm employed, have a home, car and can cook somewhat passable seafood.
If you're interested, please feel free to skype or kik me at: AlbanyPark36
If not, I hope you too are able to find what you seek, be it here or elsewhere.
>>23450227
>Then do your part to clean these threads up.
no thanks. I'd rather go outside and talk to women face to face than sort through the sea of sausage. I suggest you all do the same. it's almost like removing a bandaid, do it quick and it will be painless; draw it out and you will feel the pain of having invested your time incorrectly.
20/M/847
I mainly browse /v/
Looking for some chill ass people to play smash with or something, talk get to know each other etc. Straight btw
If you wanna chat up contact info is
Kik: galatraxs
26/M/217
browser mostly. In between champaign and bloomington. up for whatever really
kik: halo8811
it's starting to get nice out, so let's stop being flakes and start hanging out
i've got blue dream to throw down if anyone wants to chill
i'm around oak lawn most of the week but have no problem taking a train in to meet
who wants to get some beers and/or get toasty?
32/m/708
Come on, Illinois is awesome. If you cant find something/someone to do in this state you would An Hero in a place like South Dakota or Montana
Get out, live a little. Just stay away from downtown at night unless you are in a group.
>>23453728
that bong is depressingly basic considering it is gods bong
>>23453973
well he is god after all
maybe he's bored with the universe and doesn't give a shit about aesthetics
but if we're being realistic with our spin on fanciful things
then god would be ripping 1g dabs on oil rig
217 champaign
23/M/bi
217, shitty Lincoln area.
Wanting to chat with some cool people, and more than just a chat about same. Sex is good, but fleeting and not the only topic of conversation. Beyond that, maybe see where things go. I will say I am attracted to most physical features on both genders, especially femmy looking guys like me or masculine women. The point where any potential physical attraction leaves is bigger, without muscle or real definition. Just not my thang.
Honestly, I just prefer people to be open and honest because I plan on being the same.
Kik:
Ramesses025
20/m 309 here
any girls wanna hang out with a mildly depressed skinnyfat college guy?
20/m/312/708/southside
20m chi
need older bros for beers
>>23451604
>mfw you're 36 and still post on /soc/ nonstop trying to hook up with 18 year old grills but have zero success
>>23451091
Rockford area, could drive
30/m/630.
I'm a big bear mode type fat guy looking for girls who are into that kind of thing, or slutty femboys/traps.
>>23430967
815 lmao, town?
>>23445076
What town?
>>23432164
I'm in a relationship, possibly open for group sex. Located in Bloomington. Kik me at gnomeboy666
>>23457979
I'm here for the same reason we all are, we seek something and think this might be a potential place to find it. I'm not here to guess your motives or needs, but were you too not seeking something, you wouldn't be here either. I usually don't post more than once in a thread. I wouldn't quite consider that "non-stop". But, you are more than welcome to your opinion.
I wish you and everything the best of luck in finding what you seek here.
26 m/773 & 847 straight
Down to trade win, grab beers, play video games, chill etc
Kik strongman2340
>>23458409
kik?
>>23454603
Im in champaign too, e-mail me.
throwaway9400 at g-mail
M/23/NW suburbs.
Looking to match some for 420, drink a few beers and just chill in this beautiful weather. Only requirement is that you can hang.
22/m or f (see below)/630
Sometimes I present as male or female depending on my mood or the circumstance. I'm visiting family right now so it's mostly male.
I'm only gonna be in town for a week or so, but it'd be cool to hang out or chat while I'm here. ^_^
I'm mostly into women, but will make exception for extremely cool and cute dude.
I'm bored and friendly regardless, so hmu with kik and a/s/l if interested.
>>23467312
>Sometimes I present as male or female depending on my mood or the circumstance.
ok but do you have a pussy or not
>>23467467
It's a dude who wears a dress sometimes.
>>23467467
If I have to be a dude around my family, I clearly have a penis.
>>23467603
do you shave your bodeh
is it a nice bodeh
get the important questions out of the way first, obv
4chains ate my pic
valuable part of my posting strategy
>>23467635
Yeah I shave. My body is slim and pretty feminine. No tits, though. ;-; (for now anyway, lol)
>>23467648
daydaynight1
29 / m / 847
... I am not slim or pretty feminine. am cool and cute though.
can I call myself cute. that might be gay, idk
>>23445086
618 carbondale here 22 male, more/ new people to hang out with
>>23445086
>>23468457
618 m 22. This is always a sausagefest.
847/224
25 / m / gay
looking to give head to other dudes maybe more
kik/snap cj4713popstar
long haired, tattooed, musician
24/m/815
mainly going to be in and out of the doctor/hospital next week.
would be cool to hang out with a foxy lady while i sit around and do nothing.
>>23428866
Sc: lemonhades 18/m/815
+1 (617) 842-1228
Anyone in Chicago wanna hang out with a lonely anon Saturday? I'm feeling like shit and could use a friend.
>>23469894
Depends on if you cook good food or not. I love to cook, but if you're down, I recommend some really good Chicken Pesto pasta. Too good, sometimes.
>>23469894
wanna get drunk and go to the museum?
wanna cycle on lasalle?
wanna get high and find some chicks to bang randomly at bars?
wanna go to the gym and pump some iron brah?
wanna buy some ingredients at some grocery store and have a cookout?
shit. i need to get my paycheck before going tho
>>23470334
This all sounds amazing. Can i join?
