New assume thread
>>23412461
You're a nice guy and u give chill vibes
>>23412461
You like indie/grunge
>>23412519
You work in media, you're easy to get along with.
>>23412541
friendly to grannies
>>23412519
loves electronic music
>>23412461
wished he was still a teenager
>>23412461
Posts in comfy threads.
>>23412519
Nu male vibe.
>>23412541
Wishes his beard was coarser.
>>23412553
Mostly positive personality. Balanced, doesn't just snap all out of sudden. Also you look reliable.
>>23412553
Heavy thinker. Puts alot of weight on other people's opinions . overall a nice guy.
>>23412596
Lonely. Trying to figure himself out. Spends too much time on this site.
>>23412688
a fuckup
>>23412519
You play an instrument
>>23412541
Really good at Counterstrike or League, and often debate/argue
>>23412553
don't actually do a lot of stuff
>>23412685
are poor
>>23412697
Yes, very accurate. Global Elite in cs:go, played cs for like... 15 years lol. Plat 1 in League. Debate my friends all the time, generally politics and movies. Nice one!
>>23412461
Stoner cop
>>23412519
Alpha hipster
>>23412541
Has tipped a fedora
>>23412553
Has a deep voice
>>23412596
Is a vampire
>>23412685
Europoor
>>23412697
In highschool
>>23412461
Spends more hours playing video games than sleeping each day.
Voting for Trump.
>>23412697
Emulates the style of 90's Will Smith.
>>23413089
Voting for Trump was for>>23412541
>>23412519
into indie rock
>>23412541
low key has sucked a dick
>>23412596
aryan :)
I suck at assuming, so assume away.
>>23413125
You enjoy babymetal
>>23412461
you look like elijah wood. that's fantastic. I assume you like Nirvana and some band I've never heard of.
>>23412519
has attempted to play guitar, may or may not have been successful.
>>23413149
you have done drugs
>>23413166
hold up I'm sending you a picture
>>23413125
great music taste
>>23413166
congratulations
>>23413149
music festival connoisseur
>>23413166
bernie girl
>>23413149
zach hill's homeless cousin
>>23413125
can't drink even the heaviest of heavy weights under the table, frequently proves this talent
>>23413309
Probably really into science and inventing things. Has a weird flirtatious coworker
>>23413260
An independent girl, kind of a punk. Journalist or photographer
>>23413260
who hasn't done drugs?
>>23413260
Would make good best friend/gf material
>>23412461
Enjoys nature, dog person, plays at least one instrument
>>23412519
Secretly part of DaDa Life, embraced the bald look early, paintball or airsoft, PC gamer
Owned a fedora at one point, strong views on social issues, likes Brussel Sprouts
>>23412596
Generally unhappy, quiet and reserved, metalhead
>>23412697
Was in band in school, is the token black friend, owns Jordan's
>>23413047
Always making jokes, rarely very serious, shy at first
>>23413089
Secret emo, listens to either indie or artists like Beastie boys, service industry
>>23413149
Does drugs but not an addict, usually stressed or anxious, hates his job
>>23413166
Cat person, listens to old rock like grateful dead or Hendrix etc. Good student but unmotivated
>>23413260
Some kind of artist (photography or something), quick tempered but you try to keep it in check, has trust issues
>>23413309
Plays an instrument like the sax, enjoys high fantasy literature, owns fish or some kind of animal in a tank/terrarium, small but close group of friends, and hatesbroad trips
>>23413368
Works in a warehouse or stocking position, is certified to operate a forklift, prefers beer, generally laid back kinda dude
Welp that's all for now, looking forward to what people assume about me I'm the one on the right
>>23414045
likes to be loud
>>23413368
shy about talking to girls
>>23413309
likes all his computer parts to be state of the art
>>23413260
puts fashion pics on instagram
>>23413166
parents are hippies, you are not that much
>>23413149
no pacience for fashion and too much body hygiene
>>23412461
Emotionally Unavailable
>>23412519
Into Music and/or plays an instrument
>>23412541
Little to no involvement with family
>>23412553
Plays some sort of sport recreationally
>>23412596
I'll do you one better and give you a fact: You need a better webcam
>>23412697
Gay
>>23413047
You're the "funny" one in your group of friends
>>23413089
Bar regular
>>23413149
Semi-Neet
>>23413166
Gonna vote for Bernie
>>23413309
You're heavily attached to the music you listen to
>>23414179
Popular on social media but introverted
>>23414179
Artsy, relaxed, can hold a grudge
>>23414179
assume to be assumed
>>23414179
College student, likes to drink on the weekends, decent grades, fucks chads.
Eyes are 3spoopy5me.
>>23414179
rich parents
grew up in wealthy urban area (Georgetown/Manhattan/SF)
Lurks a lot in /fa/
Despite being so attractive, still manages to date men who make her feel insecure
>>23413260
barrista with a tumblr acct in one hand and an english lit degree in the other who aspires to be a Pinterest PM
>>23413166
you were a really blonde baby
>>23413260
you are a dominatrix
>>23413309
you like music
>>23414179
you are kinda into black metal
>>23412541
You really, REALLY like your facial hair
>>23413089
Looks kinda sad desu
>>23413309
Likes to hold his camera sideways
>>23414233
Is really good with filenames
>>23412541
>cheney pic
guvie or /pol/?
>>23415040
5
>>23415038
5
>>23415023
6
>>23414233
7
>>23414179
8
>>23415055
you hate stacey dash but also hip hop culture
>>23415055
That's not how this works! Erg
>>23415055
you don't have a ghetto name
>>23415055
did you read anything in the fucking thread, holy shit people are dumb
>>23415062
woops. my bad !
>>23415040
still have some personal obsession with brandon
brandon has probably moved on
>>23415038
your dad's right hand man, very loved by friends and family. played baseball
>>23415023
silently glares when pissed off
>>23414233
vapes, and is in SoCal
>>23415066
>>23415079
I am the raven
>>23415055
you're incredibly fucking stupid
>>23415040
you work in one of those phone repair places in the mall
>>23415038
from a rich family
>>23415023
wants to be loved but doesn't trust enough
>>23414233
knows where to get psychotropic drugs
>>23414179
has nothing except looks, will be fucked up in a few years
>>23414045
owns an atari 2600
>>23412519
>>23412461
works out
has a big penis
>>23412541
doesn't take life seriously
>>23412553
smoke sweed
>>23412596
likes to hide his hair
>>23413047
has only recently started smiling for photos, you look 80% better when you smile btw
>>23413089
likes music like Mark Ronson
>>23413125
furry
>>23413149
likes drum and bass
>>23413166
smokes weed
>>23413260
is a qt
>>23413309
makes edm
>>23415055
parent(s) wonder why youre not married
>>23415430
likes the 90s meme
Probably too late to the party
>>23415504
skateboard or snowboards maybe
You know what i am.
>>23415471
this is b8
>>23415471
mebbe
>>23415504
definitely a stoner
>>23415696
The fun one of his friends, always has a smile, makes inappropriate jokes a lot
>>23415471
Started watching mlp ironically and now can't not, cosmically average guy,
>>23415504
Stoner
>>23415696
Even harder stoner
>>23415471
Brony who substitutes weed for sleep
>>23415430
Hipster
>>23415055
"I hope no one notices my white boyfriend behind me tee hee."
>>23415040
I could trust you to buy weapons from and never snitch on me.
>>23415038
Waiting on that Frat application to go through
>>23415957
>>23415917
How could you tell lmao
>>23415973
>bright colors
>oversized hoodie
>messy hair
>>23415957
Decent job, cares about how he looks when he goes out, secretly into punk rock, has been or is a tutor
>>23415994
Is bright colors a stoner thing? I don't really participate in weed culture so I have no clue.
>>23416005
It's like a nu-stoner thing.
>>23416049
Huh I guess I'll have to keep my eye out for that then.
>>23415023
Has hairy vag.
b for potential
