how to get sex?

>>23409404
STEP ONE:
Be charming and confident, ask her on a date in person if at all possible.
STEP TWO:
Go on date, and be yourself.
STEP THREE:
If you're both interested, continue dating - continue to have sex.

you put the pee pee in the jay jay and mix it all up, you tongue the butt and the nipples and mix it all up

>>23409436
What if I am a hollow human that doesnt know what the hell to talk abou with another human?

>>23409452
Just thinking that you're fucking yourself.

Here's some real advice:
Take it slow.
Spend a good amount of time on foreplay, kiss slowly, and savor the moments.
For god's sake, don't rush your dick into her vag. Just take your time to enjoy the physical contact, hell, I'm a man and I enjoy the foreplay as much--if not more--than the sex..

As a lady who is waiting until marriage, what does it feel like?

>>23409525
This. My partner and I spent four hours cuddling, making out, and teasing each other before we had penetrative sex last night. Obviously you don't need four hours, but spending a decent amount of time with foreplay is necessary.

>>23409537
Aye i'm waiting until marriage too.

>>23409537
Honestly, I don't get a lot of physical pleasure purely from penetrative sex. My vagina isn't particularly sensitive, and I mostly just feel some pressure inside me (which is kind of nice). It's definitely not a bad feeling by any means, but simply having a dick in me doesn't feel amazing. However, the combination of closeness, having someone touch me in other places while doing so, and knowing that I'm pleasuring another person is a really lovely combination. It just gives me butterflies all over, and there's really no way to describe it other than it feels "right."

>>23409569
That's really helpful, thank you. It sounds like you and your partner are a good fit :)

>>23409550
Kinda annoying sometimes. I'm so curious about what it's like.

Why are you guys waiting until the marriage?

>>23409436
JUS B URSELF XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

>>23409644
kek

Guys: Make sure your penis is erect before attempting to have sex.It is difficult to fuck with a flaccid dick.

Girls: Make sure your partner's penis is erect before having sex. If it is not, sit there and wait patiently until he has achieved a hard on. Suggest playing a board game if he is having leaving the flaccid state.

Chew bubble gum

> Nice first time
Make sure to turn her on properly.
Start with a finger at a time and work your way up to 3, making sure she's still wet, if she's not just rub her clit for a while, make out etc, until you can continue fingering her w/out a problem, until you get 3 fingers in, then you can get to the actual fucking.
Just start slow and work your way up slowly.

> Painful first time
If you want to ruin her for other men and make her bleed? no foreplay, straight to fucking, hold her down and hope it's not so dry that it makes your dick bleed or uh use a condom.

Either way, neither will be forgotten, just make sure you're both on the same page.

>>23409663
This actually sounds like a decent advise, thanks senpai

26 m virgin here.

Online I'm able to express myself sexually. I've helped plenty of girls cum and have had several send me nudes.

In real life though I'm afraid to. I'm afraid to touch girls because I've gone about it wrong somrtimes and had them react very negatively. I'm afraid to do flirtation type talk because it would be rude.

Another problem is that alcohol wipes pretty much all interest in sex from my mind.

Finally, i also have a worry that if i did have sex with someone, I'd be "taking advantage of them." Especially if they were younger and more submissive (which I'd prefer). It's strange though because I've done some not very moral things online. I guess online i tell myself that if they don't like the situation they can always block me, so it's ok to assume no means yes online.

>>23409663
>3 fingers

Only girl I ever got 3 fingers in was a 30 something troll who's fanny smell still haunts me to this day

>>23409695
Oh and another thing. Self esteem issues make me sorta think if i did manage to have sex it would have been though immoral and unscrupulous means since no girl would let some loser with a tiny cock have sex with her if he was playing fair.

>>23409702
Maybe he has thin fingers and a thick cock, while you have thicker fingers and a thiner cock.

>>23409702
Yeah.
I can't put more than one finger in my gf without hurting her.

>>23409729
That's really sad that your dick is as thin as one finger.

Did this thread die after i posted my autism post?

>>23409702
>>23409729
Boys, the thing is, you're supposed to turn her on.
If she's not turned on her vagina will be very 'tight', and not very wet. So I'm guessing you're not doing a very good job.

To be fair 3 fingers is just for a few seconds, you can keep em in till you get your dick ready and it'll feel smooth for the girl too.
Also maybe try to cut your nails, it hurts when they're not trimmed down (unless she's a masochist)

>>23411390
No let your hair grow naturally. I'm pushing back against the bald genitals movement.

The hair is there to keep your important parts hygienic and hair/hair moves a lot nicer than skin skin when you're balls deep.

wash your pussy though

TIP: Don't fuck someone who keeps talking about their ex.

>Kissless virgin
>tfw I constantly look up guides on how to eat pussy and pleasure a girl
I hope i can manage to put this stuff in to practice one day
Girls, how often do you find guys who are good at eating you out?

>>23411594
Not often. It depends on the guy but many are lazy and just want head all the time or when they go down, they dont stay longer than 3 mins. Gimme 10, damn!

Not a virgin but I never know whether to shave my nuts or not. Before a date I usually trim up and shave the hair off my nuts and shaft and whack the bush back to match my leg hair. But do you think girls really appreciate or would it matter either way?

>>23409695
>>23409718
That's a some deep fears. I suggest finding a BDSM project and tell them exactly that and they'd be happy to ease you in and help you out.

>>23411552
To be honest I've never thought about it from a hygienic standpoint.
I just hate how wild it gets. I'm a neat freak and like everything nice and uniform, especially when it comes to grooming.

>>23411614
so hopefully im working at some sort of advantage since i actually like going down on a girl and want to stay down there for a while right?

>>23411639
Don't worry, it's also said having it shaved or trimmed makes it more sensitive and you get more pleasure that way, do whatever makes you feel clean and nice.

>>23411689
Dude, you never know. The last girl I hooked up with wouldn't let me go down on her cause she said she didn't like it and it was weird.

You talking to anyone or got some matches you really like?

Advice for someone who has zero game and doesn't like the idea of using sites/apps like Match or Tinder?

>>23411793
craigslist, but meet somewhere public beforehand so you don't get raped by some big burly blokes

>>23411793
Go to group meetups for games or sports. Go hiking, cycling, surfing, hit the gym. Usually you start making friends around that area and you'll catch a girls eye out pure interest.

Met some girls from a nearby college just because I liked hiking in the state park about an hour from here.

>>23411748
No, no social interaction really. I want to right now, but I'm too scared considering I have
>no car
>not living on my own
>no high school diploma
>no ID proving I'm over the age of 18

>>23411829
Are you in highschool

>>23411793
Money, lots of it.

>>23411829
And get a bicycle
Do you have a job?

>>23411836
not currently no
I moved after finishing my junior year, and because i have no way to get around or do anything, I have to rely on my parents to do stuff like signing me up for school.
>>23411844
No job either.
I do have a bike that would work if i just fix it up a little bit.
Unfortunately though i live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere california. I have a friend who lives closer into town, and i do got his place occasionally to hang out.

>>23411897
You're going to have to branch out man. Start riding the bus and your bike around for your errands. If you're 18 look into testing for a GED and getting into at least an Associate's. Makes you meet more people and gives you better chances.

>>23409436
I have been rejected by at least 300 women and have been trying for many years. (I live in MN)

>>23412054
Well there comes a time where you must learn to give up.

What do bags of sand feel like?

>>23412118
In a year I'm going to get a raise to $50/hour, I'm hoping to find a gold digger who puts out.

>>23411928
I'm 19 currently
I've talked with my mother about me just getting my GED but she always says something like
"No anon, you only need to do one more year so just wait i'll get you set up" of course it never comes.
The closest bus to me is well over a 30 minute drive. I even have a cousin who says he can get me a job at best buy, but it's pretty far from me.

>>23409537
Sensory overload.
Foreplay, as mentioned by others, is important. Enjoy it, don't rush it. You're going to be nervous and you'll feel your heart racing. You know when you're trying to cross your eyes and your vision gets fuzzy and blurry? That happens when he first penetrates you. I felt a burning sensation the first time even though I was plenty wet. Stillness, patience, and slowly moving himself more inside me made all discomfort turn to bliss in a few minutes. Not everyone bleeds the first time, especially if you use toys (which I recommend as a way to explore your own body and learn what you like).

>>23412251
Yeah man I get that completely. I was in a bad spot before like you, I was in danger of failing except my mom wanted me to just fail and she would set up a GED program for me. The only problem was I couldn't finish my training with the Army which was her goal all along. I worked my butt off and finished even with some temporary illnesses and no help from her.

You gotta remember that past the point of 18 you're in charge of where your direction goes. And if you really want to get laid find a girlfriend/future wife then you need to start taking the lead. Get on it yourself and get that GED and if your district offers a higher than GED program take that. Don't wait for your mom to do anything and if your friend can help you with a job do it, and start saving some money.

>>23412251
>>23412752
I'm telling you man no girl wants to fuck with a guy stuck in the adult/child limbo. Get your finances in order and see what you can do to get in a community college asap. It doesn't even have to be a college trade schools are even faster routes and may be better for your situation. Once you have your shit together, your going to be happier and more confident, women will notice it and the rest falls into place.

i am a girl and still a virginian.
will i die?
am i going to fucking die?

>>23412900

Virginia isn't that bad of a place, anon

>>23412900
This whole post is a joke right

>>23412935
yes, but,
im still scared of sex. i have been ever since i was like 16, and it's a constant fear.

>>23412780
Yeah, I realize that my situation isn't exactly attractive. It's just hard when you're stuck in a rut though you know? It's not like my mother actually wants me to be stuck. She drives a 2 hour commute to work every day. She works hard, it's just that I'm not really on her big priorities list right now, not that I blame her.
The good things is that the local community college is right around the corner from my friends house.

>>23412955
That is fortunate, but if it's taking so long I'd go ahead and do it myself. If she's working then she's working. You have to start your life. And there's no problem living in your mom's house while going to college or even renting something with a friend.

You gotta climb out of that rut man or you'll end up a 30 year old NEET. No one wants that for you and your mom may get mad at you for taking the steps yourself, but she'll get over it once you start getting more independent.

You anywhere near the Bay Area?

I'm in socal, but not the Bay Area.
kind of on the outskirts of LA

>>23412948
you realize sex isn't a necessity to live

>>23413157
meant to reply to>>23413133

>>23409404
It's easy, just gotta be yourself.

Assuming, that is, yourself is Chad.

... You ARE Chad, right?

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Alright m8s, from a girl perspective: girl tips: dont be fucking shy ladies, it's a turnoff for men, they think you're not into it and will feel awkward just as much as you do
guy tips: make her feel comfortable even if you are just using her for sex, don't try and make her do something she doesn't want to do; I'm fucking serious about that

Be confident in your own body, you are gonna get naked and you are going to have to preform. Prepare for that. If you feel uncomfortable, start working out or a diet.

Also, don't think you'll all of a sudden feel magically better, unless you put off a hell of a first preformance (I did because I knew all moves from porn... lol). In fact, you might feel WORSE if the first time doesn't go as expected...

So, keep expectations on a minimum. This will put pleasure on a max. Also, keep pressure on yourself as little as possible, be as relaxed as can be, so you can keep hard. You'll be surprised how many guys can't properly keep it hard in the first time.

So:

Confidence in your naked body
Keep your expectations low
Be relaxed and enjoy the ride

Also, it'll help her enormously if you'd just tell her straight up you're a virgin. Or if you expect she enjoyed it, state AFTER the sex that you was a virgin. Do this, I gurantee you her reaction is worth it.

>>23409400

M, two days away from first spells.

Had a chance with a girl, got down to underwear, fingered her a little, I was so self-conscious of my body and probably messed up from porn I couldn't keep it up. A few other factors and a week later we broke up.

I've had opportunities from girls I was either not attracted to or just didn't care for and didn't pursue. I don't feel entitled to anything, I want to make a connection with somebody then get physical. I've lost a lot of weight and don't care if she's 18 or 32, another virgin preferred but as long as we get along and are attracted to one-another I would be willing to.

Problem is I've pretty well convinced myself I'd never be able to get it up, am too uggo, gross and generally off-putting not to mention reclusive and picky that I don't think I'll ever actually do it.

If I got 1/3 up to actually start I'd cum in about 5 seconds, so there's a part of me that doesn't want to subject anyone to that. I would probably develop better skills over time, but that first time would always be that first time. Also, I think porn has made me a two-pump chump just in general. Again, convinced that it might just be best to remove myself from the pool, but that stems from fear and wanting to define my life by tragedy because it's simple and non-threatening.

It's a mess, there's a reason I'm gonna become a wizard soon.

>mfw I could be not a virgin if i hadn't panicked that my dick didnt get magically hard the instant we started messing around

grill on grill first time.
what to expect, not sure what to feel.

Is there any girl here over 18 that is actually a virgin? I find hard to believe.

>>23414069
If you think you did well your first time because you mimicked porn, I'll have to pat your partner on the back from being so considerate to spare your feelings.

>>23414120
Stop watching porn. Start working on your self-confidence.

Since you seem to want to have your first time with a partner who is close to you (i.e. not a one night stand), I'm sure they'll be understanding if you cum quickly. If you want to ensure that they won't feel left out, you can always give them an orgasm or two with your fingers/mouth before penetrative sex.

>>23414218
Make sure your nails are trimmed and that, if you wear polish, there isn't any glitter or anything in it. The walls of the vagina are sensitive, and it can be easy to cause microtears with glittery polish. Also, ask your partner! When you're using your fingers or mouth, ask if she's enjoying it. Get her to tell you when you find the perfect spot. No one's going to be mad if they have to direct you a little bit when they're getting an orgasm in return. If you're interested in including toys, let her know. If you think she might be, ask! Being open and communicating well will lead to fantastic sex.

One last tip is that "scissoring" is not really something that happens in girl-on-girl sex in real life. It's an awkward position and not particularly pleasurable. However, grinding against another body part of your partner (sometimes known as "tribbing") can be very lovely. Saddling their thigh so that one of yours is between their legs as well while you both grind and kiss can be lots of fun.

>>23414245
I lived in an all girls dorm, and a lot of the girls I was friends with didn't have sex until they were around 19/20. It's not surprising for someone to avoid dating/sex throughout high school.