New Zealand Thread
ITT: we all post trying to get laid but none of us live close to each other.
25/f/dunedin
>>23398997
Hi, I try to get laid too
28/m/chch
can go down to dunners anytiem
>>23398997
>>23399034
NZ threads in a nutshell.
>>23399038
I know, I know it well
>>23399043
Like every woman im more interested in face pics than dick pics, mate
>>23398997
18 m aucks central
>>23399404
more like cucks centreal
>>23399432
More like thirsty fuck boys central
>>23399438
more like come say that to my fucking face cunt not online and see what happens
>>23399445
You'd awkwardly ask me for a blowjob then when i said no you'd leave then tell all your friends I blew you anyway.
>>23399473
mate you dont even fucking know who youre fucking with
i would snap your fucky pussy bitchboy asscunt body in half and laugh my way home cunt
you wouldnt have the balls to say that to my face bitch i would fucking slap the ginger off you maggot
youre a cunt so dont mess with me bitch i can straight eat the back half of a goat so watch what you say
why are all my threads getting ruined today, fuck
>>23399591
post face, you bitch
or at least cunt or tits if you have any
>>23399983
man you are barking up the wrong tree
23/m/North Shore
Just banter
Wasn't expecting to find an NZ thread on here.
Anybody still around?
>>23401034
yes unfortunately
>>23401034
yeah
>>23398997
NZ Threads are always the dullest shit, "Auckland" or "Is anyone here - yes" no wonder they die out so quick.
>>23401039
>>23401087
Fuckin' hell, you guys been here all day?
Dunners reporting, by the way.
>>23401104
What else do you do with a hungover day when you're thirsty as fuck?
>>23401134
>What else do you do
If down here is a guide, you drink more and stumble from party to party for about a week.
>>23401104
im just lying in bed fucking around online. i work fulltime, it's my relaxation day
>>23401217
Soz, g. Did the shopping.
Nah, day off is sweet as. Just spending it all on 4chan worries me a bit, seems like the gateway to some downward spiral type of shit.
Although I'm on here now, so I'm already on the way down, probably.
>>23401462
>on the computer
>only being on one website
hardly mate. I mostly use 4chan to be social, swap kik and shit.
>>23401503
Well, I know, but still. I guess this place is different things to different people.
Anyway, you up to much this evening or nah?
>>23401612
fuck all planned! I might go for a late night walk, but that would be pretty dodgy for a single female on a drinking night. You?
>>23401635
That'd be nice, but yeah, town will be a bit rowdy.
I enjoy late night drives, it's the same kinda feeling, but you're in your own wee space.
No plans, but I'd be kinda keen to go see Deadpool or something. I might go driving, if nothing else, get a Coke.
>>23401666
Tempted to see deadpool as well, might see the time and wander down for a late night showing.
>coke
vanilla please
>>23401702
Last showing's at nine. I'd be keen to go, but I dunno if the /b/ thread will be up early enough to get any other losers to come along.
When do you want it?
>>23401722
Yeah saw 9, looks good to me.
>others
I don't know if having others would make this more awkward for me or less.
>When do you want it?
don't be so lewd
Wow rare nz post. 22/m/dunedin. Where are the pics? Are we too scared we will get recognized?
>>23401742
Reading or Rialto? I don't remember which is showing at 9pm, or if they both are.
Fuck, it's a cinema, it's not especially social anyway. There was talk of getting something to eat afterwards so there was something social-ish to do, but I dunno.
>lewd
That was all you, mate.
>>23401752
Dunedin's a small town, so yeah.
>>23401742
hi again. are you fat?
TGA reporting in
Oh btw say goodbye to that nz flag. John key is fucking that up too.
>>23401752
>Are we too scared we will get recognized?
Yes.
>>23401788
whatever one is in the octagon. Reading.
>select all images with cars
>>23401798
still just as fat, yes.
>>23401884
Eh, Reading is a bit weird. They run things differently, doesn't feel as chill in there.
I think they'd book you for trying to take your vanilla Coke in, too.
>>23401977
i'll hide it in my bag, they never have anyone checking when Ive been there.
Deadpool is at 8:30 at rialto but they're fucking $16, reading is only $10
>>23401884
well, hope you get properly dicked after all this struggle
wish it was me though. would take you to a log cabin in the woods just because you seem to be the kind of girl who doesn't want to be seen around with sex cronies
>>23401998
Yeah, I know. I don't like Reading, but god damn, those savings.
Half-eight will be too early, if we're putting the word out to other randos.
Also, I don't mean to up myself here, but the dubs game is on point tonight
>>23401722
>>23401788
>>23401977
Pic related, today is a good day.
>>23402006
You gave me a good laugh, but I doubt it. Most of these boys are a bit young for my taste and it makes me feel dodgy as fuck. Some of them look like kids.
And I hardly give a fuck about who im seen with
>>23402029
>those savings.
can be used to buy vanilla coke. I was in new world today and they had a 500ml bottle going for 3.99 but a 1.5litre for 3.39. Convenience tax.
Also impressive, nz threads are always blessed with dubs
>>23402041
So you are not a cougar? I can show up aswell for some competition.
>>23402061
Well I figured I was buying the Coke, seeing as you want it delivered and all that lark.
Fuck, who cares? I'm not paying more for less just because the cashier is going to give me a look!
>>23402087
>cougar
I thought you had to be 40-50 to be a cougar? milf/gilf age?
>>23402093
>delivering me coke
husband material
The west raspberry cola wasn't bad at a round $1.99 for 600ml. I'd buy it again.
>tfw so cheap buy illict cola
makes me feel dirty everytime
>>23402041
I told you I´m 28! we should contactfag right away, but for some reason I doubt you are up for it. Probably fear.
>>23402123
After this post >>23399983 I don't think you deserve it
>>23402118
>delivering internet strangers coke
Probably more like certified loser material.
>>23402146
Haha, ID's foil the plot again!
>>23402146
that is true actually. no hard feelings tho
26/akl central/m
any femanons bored tonight?
28/M/Wellington, saying hello. Who wants me to draw them something?
>>23402029
we still doing this or what, dunners
>>23402526
I dunno, I got got back.
Consult the main thread, see what happens.
At any rate, if you seriously want it, and if I go for a drive, I'll go get you a coke
25/M/Auckland burbs.
Don't really know why I'm posting, NZ threads are notoriously shit. I almost had a meet-up going when I lived in central but everybody piked as soon as the thread petered out.
I'm guessing everyone else is as bored and lonely as I am tonight?
>>23402548
double yes. There's nothing to do, but at least it rained a bit.
>>23402540
fuck it Im going anyway, leaving now. ill see ya or I wont
>>23402583
Fuck, it's a bit late now! I won't get there in time
>>23402565
Yeah, the rain's been nice. Well, until the dog decided to hang out outside and come in reeking.
What's your name? You look really fucking familiar.
>>23402596
Why don't you show yaself first and see if i recognise you, dude?
>>23402602
Because I don't care that much.
>>23402610
oh ok cool
>>23398997
>trying to get laid
>>23402583
>leaving now
op was bait or anon was oaf af (I was)
Sup sup
Chch-reporting. How come we aren't cool enough for a meet-up?
>>23402818
You used to be. Ask Ginga about it
>>23402818
Lets arrange an orgy in Taylor's mistake. No homo
>>23402825
Ginga please
>>23402845
If even one fem turned up it'd end up being a gangbang and if one didn't, it'd get awkward pretty fast
18/m/dunedin
lmao
>>23402853
I wouldn't bother unless there is some puzz. no offense.
hottest day ever, btw
>>23398997
How the fuck do none of you live close to each other? Isn't your country the size of multiple horses?
>>23402883
We do live close to each other, it's just the crippling anxiety that keeps us apart
>>23402890
Let's be honest here. Dunedin is the slut capital of New Zealand. Go to starters or 10 bar and they will be all over you on the dance floor if you look decent
>>23402958
You're forgetting about the aforementioned anxiety, mate.
I'm not going anywhere near a bar or a dance floor, because the walls have voices and they're all laughing at me
>>23402969
Fair enough. Have you tried tinder? Plenty of fish in the sea.. (as long as you have the looks)
>>23402977
Nah, I'm not really looking, to be honest. I'm at least comfortable in my solitude.
Drowned my phone, anyway.
23/M Wellington for a few days !
Jackmtchl
>>23402595
I went, just finished was p good going to night and day now
Anybody in Queenstown next week?
>>23402994
I got left behind even by 4chan people. This is surely a new low.
>>23403021
nah that was me posting from octagon id. It was just me there.
we can still meet up tonight if you wanna.
>>23403031
Yeah, I know, but still.
Nah, mate. I'm in a shitty headspace, so I'd just be a miserable bastard. You got your own Coke, anyway
>>23403038
its cola and its shitty.
