Fresh assume thread
>>23398515
It was a tough decision to shave your entire head, but one that happened mostly out of necessity.
>>23398515
you love baby animals. you have a whole folder for pictures of kittens and puppies and baby ducks etc
>>23398521
you take really good care of your hair and buy fancy shampoo and conditioner for it, you don't mind that it's expensive
>>23398535
Got me.
>>23398523
Hmm, you answe the question "What music do you like?" with "Mostly Indie stuff"
>>23398541
I don't actually, though I look like I would. I like classic rock, can't be bothered to find new indie stuff when I already have a ton of music I like
>>23398521
Skilled at making electronic music in ableton
>>23398523
Loves anime, manga, and favorite pokemon game is Yellow
>>23398521
You don't like crowds if you're in an unfamiliar place. If you like the place or reason you're there (like a concert or convention), it doesn't bother you.
>>23398523
Your friends go to you for advice or to vent or to confide in but few, if any, thank you for it. You don't mind it, though it would be nice to have someone to personally go to about similar issues.
>>23398560
You have or had depression. You're smiling more, even though there are a lot of times where it's false or you don't want to.
>>23398560
yes, yes, no
does Pokémon TCG count as favorite?
you like reading a lot but no one knows because you never talk about it
>>23398590
first half spot on, but I'm a very private person with my feelings and hate when people try to talk to me about them ;;
you like snuggling up in a big pile of blankets on a rainy day and watching movies. you probably really like art too
>>23398521
Bullied in middle school
>>23398523
Tomboy
>>23398560
Silver tongue. Can do a great manilow impression
>>23398590
Head banging hermit
>>23398602
I will take said mantle with honor.
>>23398603
Oh, then it seems to work out in a way, haha! I know how you feel (and personally I might still be like that. Who knows.) I cuddle with my pillows on any day I can, and am currently an art major. So, spot on!
>>23398521
You have mu-core taste in music. You are studying towards a job to do with computers. You still live with your parents.
>>23398514
You have a thriving Instagram account. You like fashion and make up and you want to become an actress of some sort.
>>23398560
You are in a job that is medical, like an ambulance driver or nurse. You play the guitar really good and you have heaps of friends. (Nice smile btw)
>>23398590
You don't really like your heritage. You like metal, and are still going through that silly stage 14-15 year olds go through.
>>23398597
You like bacon and chuck Norris. Your life is just one big Old Spice commercial.
>>23398627
Oops that was meant for >>23398523
not op.
(Also stupid flipping thing)
>>23398521
Work in or study IT
>>23398523
You have difficulty being vertical
>>23398560
Stoner
>>23398590
Often confused for a girl at concerts
>>23398597
Whiskey drinker
>>23398610
Has very few hobbies or interests
>>23398627
Really loves reading
>inb4 assuming I'm a massive bitch, that's compression not assumption
>>23398643
What makes you think that m8? Cuz your spot on
>>23398521
Drink coffee dark.
>>23398523
Usually very very quiet.
>>23398560
Shy and prefers the indoors.
>>23398590
Mistaken for a girl.
>>23398610
Short tempered.
Do me do me
>>23398610
Accurate
you go to the gym a lot but you're not one of the annoying guys who brags about it to everyone
>>23398614
nice! though I cheated a little cause I already knew you like books and coffee shops from another thread...
>>23398627
I like fashion and makeup on others, no instagram, and I'm way too shy for acting
you probably play an instrument very well but it's not your favorite pass time
>>23398643
yes. I can't for the life of me flip my pictures. ugh.
you're very pleasant to be around but if anyone rubs you the wrong way you obliterate them instantly (but with grace)
>>23398653
yes, spot on
you secretly do graffiti and you're very good at it
>>23398657
do others first
>>23398610
likes aphex twin
>>23398627
enjoys riding horses
>>23398643
reallys loves her dad
>>23398653
doesnt like chocolate
>>23398643
Very angsty in high school
>>23398653
Still very angsty . doesn't get out much
>>23398627
You just out of or into a relationship.
>>23398643
Often confused for a girl *everywhere. It happens so often. You're very relaxed and know what you want. Case in point, you're direct with your feelings and don't waste nor mince words. Some days you just stay in, order pizza, and watch Netflix.
>>23398653
Up until I speak at least, haha! You're effervescent most of the time, but when you get tired, you crash and want nothing more than sleep.
>>23398647
Your room is totally bare
>>23398663
Hahaha yes!
>>23398667
I do :)
>>23398676
I don't think I was, I certainly hope not...
>>23398679
Hahaha, does it bother you? And yeah that's pretty me :)
>>23398663
It's totally fine! I know which thread it was, for better or worse. It's awesome that you remembered, because you (by you, I mean everyone) can get to know someone based on those inklings.
>>23398667
You're trying out something new and it's working really well. You feel and look better and you like where you're headed with your life right now.
>>23398676
You're nerdier and more cultured than you initially let on. You love museums, film festivals, and comics.
>>23398686
You work out, you're random, likes pizza and cats, you play guitar
>>23398653
You're shy and not very confident
>>23398667
Likes starbucks and posts regularly on tumblr
>>23398653
Extroverted and unorganized
>>23398643
Has daddy issues
>>23398521
Very introverted and sometimes witty. Likes korn
>>23398597
Viking surfer
>>23398653
You drink a lot but don't go out much
>>23398657
You've worn makeup on more than one occasion
>>23398667
Really fucking miserable
>>23398676
Wants to have sexytimes with me, at least I hope so...
>>23398686
Didn't do so well at school
>>23398694
Tech support or sales
>>23398688
No, I love it! I had a close friend that was the same way. She wouldn't let me take her out; she'd rather order some food and watch TV. I miss being around someone like that (not hitting on you or implying anything with that last sentence. :p).
>>2339>>23398716
Sales, still my first job
>>23398719
Hahah I meant do you mind being mistaken for a girl?
>>23398745
Oh I took that in a completely different direction. ^^" I don't mind it because I just like having long hair (I don't straighten or dye it) and it comes with the territory, I suppose.
>>23398521
You're into dark electro and metal
>>23398523
You're trying to brake out from the "cute girl" role
>>23398560
You surround yourself with random people to look more popular and alpha
>>23398590
You have daddy issues
>>23398597
You are pretty content with your life, but you feel like something's missing
>>23398610
You had an emotional crisis in the past month
>>23398627
You used to be a cute inmocent girl but you are slowly transitioning into a partygirl because of friends influence
>>23398643
You have a wonderful voice
>>23398653
You are lazy as hell
>>23398657
You love EDM and go to a lot of festivals
>>23398667
You are sad because the guy you like doesn't seem interested in you but some ugly dorks hang all over you
>>23398676
You want to start a family but you haven't found the right girl yet
>>23398686
You feel like your life improved ever since you first hit the gym 2 years ago
>>23398694
You feel a bit more confident since you got your car
>>23398708
You like books and hate when they get movies made out of them. Also you hve a plushie you sleep with
>>23398784
Also me.
>>23398637
>Loves mainstream pop music. Not vain, but comfortable with appearance.
>>23398643
>Intentionally used excessive flash in pictures in order to highlight her eyes and mask (if there are any) flaws on face.
>>23398653
>Funny and witty with a healthy dose of sarcasm.
>>23398667
>Coffee addict. Prefers to spend a day in with a book or film. Especially if it's a documentary.
>>23398676
>A bit narcissistic, but otherwise a person who can be dependable.
>>23398686
>Gym going person that likes to listen to metal to get pumped.
>>23398694
>Hard working individual who is searching for companionship.
>>23398708
>Very private when it comes to sharing feelings. Contribute little to conversation if it has nothing to do with something she's interested in.
Do your worst.
>>23398784
100%
>>23398811
sleeps in a hammock
>>23398667
STEM major
>>23398653
plays games, is actually good at them
>>23398643
you know if you turn the flash down we might be able to see your nose
>>23398521
I assume that one of your favorite bands is Fall Out Boy
>>23398523
I assume that you'd like being my little spoon :^)
kidding kidding. I think you rarely go out on your own will. you either get dragged out by family or your friends invite you places.
oh and good morning <3
>>23398560
I assume that you drive a red car
>>23398590
I assume that you sunburn easily, rarely go outside, but when you do you stay outside a really long time resulting in burning
>>23398610
I assume you hate people with good skin
>>23398643
you like to dance as a hobby and did it all throughout grade school
>>23398676
very mellow guy and relaxed guy, not very funny, but extremely easy to get along with
>>23398708
likes to imagine how you'd kill someone when you're angry as a way to calm down but could never actually go through with it because you're timid.
>>23398859
Only when I go camping :)
>>23398703
yes, not really, who doesn't, not well.
>>23398716
quite the opposite
>>23398784
the last years have been pretty good but I don't think it really had much to do with the gym. And I've been going for more than 2 years.
>>23398811
spot on
>>23398686
is me, seems like my ID changed.
>>23398864
spot on, on everything c: morning <3
>>23398961
oh my..Well good. <3
Did you sleep well?
P.s. I really like your eyes and freckles in that picture
>>23398983
thanks :> and yes I fell asleep on my sister's couch while waiting for Fuller House to become available. lol
I'll be back in 15 minutes to assume shit.
bumping to assume things about people. Post your pictures!
>>23399014
hahaha that's one way to fall asleep. I'll take it by what you said that it didn't become available, or you fell asleep before you found out?
I moreso fell asleep while playing Tera. I fell in the sleep in the middle of a PvP match LOL
>>23398523
>>23398864
tsk tsk skip skap
>>23398560
Holy fuck you're baiting me. We've talked before and I've shown you right??!! But anyway, you look French.
>>23398590
Nah, I'm actually good with crowds, like, more than I should to the point where I'll go up to random people and tell them weird shit. You're Danish or Scandinavian with a fond appreciation for metal.
>>23398610
Naaah, I was always kind of the comedic relief that hung out with everyone, both nerds and cool kids. You're not a NEET.
>>23398627
I have a huge taste in music, I also love to make music, l guess I appreciate /mu/'s taste but I don't go out of my way to dickride Death Grips, Kanye West and vaporwave, tho I appreciate these too. I'm studying civil engineering and I 've moved out of my parents' house when I was 18. You're Dutch.
>>23398643
Work as a musician, studying Civil Engineering.
You're a messy person :^P
>>23398653
Fuck coffee, yay tea. You like crabs.
>>23398708
Well, I don't know exactly what an introvert is, but I don't get stressed with crowds or talking to other people or anything, however I much prefer my own apartment's solace and quiet than hanging out. And also, I mean, I like literally everything and yeah, I especially like these collabs Korn did with Skrillex.
You're insomniac and you watch anime.
Are you wearing a onesie?
>>23398784
I'm into everything. You're a French dude who likes going to underground electronic music shows and loves techno.
>>23398864
I mean, I certainly don't hate those dudes but I only know them because they're so famous, don't really listen to them tho. You study at a community college and live in a dorm. You also stream on Twitch sometimes.
>>23399934
draws imaginary band artwork
>>23399035
keeps a girl in his basement
>>23398864
nices biceps but I cant figure out what sport you do
>>23398811
weed weed weed, friends music drawing. like the hoodie
>>23398790
loves being up at night
>>23400267
Ice hockey and MMA trained in Muay Thai and BJJ :^)
I assume that you're the guy in your group that make everyone laughs but you don't think you're funny so you have no idea why they like you so much.
>>23399597
Nope
>>23398864
Hahahaha absolutely not
>>23398784
I wish :')
>>23400307
Hmmmm, you live by yourself.
>>23400267
Holy shit, is you Jake Hurwitz?
>keeps a girl in his basement
Heh... no...
>>23398708
Would get the D if she wasn't so scared.
>>23400267
You're a guy that has lots of friends but severe family issues
>>23399035
Tries so hard to make people laugh but always end up lonely
>>23398864
Makes funny gifs
>>23398811
Is a hard worker and smokes
>>23400361
hm I guess thats kind of true
>>23400327
didnt know him before haha
>>23400278
ahh yes I have been told that I am funny but I dont do it on purpose
>>23400377
Sad brah. Gotta cherish your senpai
Why don't you assume
>>23399035
Is into Family Guy-esque TV shows.
>>23399934
Thinks he looks good with facial hair.
>>23400267
Says he lifts way more than he actually does.
>>23400361
Is in a band that's *totally* taking off.
>>23400429
Probably speaks with a gay-lisp
>>23400429
likes kindom hearts and watches anime>>23400361
is a bit lazy and doesnt like american society
>>23398627
I prefer Bruce Campbell.
>>23401351
spends too much on makeup
>>23400429
takes huge bong rips and giggles when high
>>23401370
Likes getting fucked til she drools.
And I'm out.
My turn again
>>23400267
>Passionate about music, possibly produces some on his laptop.
>>23400361
garage dweller, loves to drink kick back instead of go out.
>>23400429
Aspiring pop artist.
>>23401351
very independent that wants to elevate her man and not be a mere sidekick.
>>23401370
Likes to draw, possibly enjoys going to EDM festivals.
>>23401411
Aspiring model. Wants someone just as attractive share life with.
>>23401466
"Down for anything" comes to mind when you have bros that take a picture while you're shitting.
>>23401793
Pure hearted individual who enjoys simple pleasures and card games.
>>23401879
>tfw 75% of your post accurately describes me.
I AM SPOOPED MAN
>>23401879
>Pure hearted individual who enjoys simple pleasures and card games.
found it funny because I am nothing more than a pure hearted person, I don't play card games but hell I would enjoy it.
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>>23399597
Pretty much except I'm not french. But I fucking love the french electronic music scene so...
>>23402354
Daft Punk nd Madeon?
>>23402363
Yeah, also Justice, SebastiAn, Alan Braxxe, Fred Falke, this kind of stuff
>>23402748
Justice, SebastiAn and Fred Falke, MY NIGGA
>>23401879
Lmao of at garage dweller hahahahahhaha
Im always outside bbqing and socialing, helping people :p
>>23400897
Thats pretty accurate, I can be lazy sometimes, and yes I do not like amercan society (at least the image I get from media, never saw the culture in person)
>>23403756
bump
will assume in a minute
>>23401793
probably play D&D/MTG
>>23401466
twink who's father didn't want a gay kid
>>23401411
would be down to do coke w/10 seriously get the Uma T haircut from Pulp Fiction.
>>23401370
chill to hang out with, probably turn down a lot of guys
>>23401351
talks to a lot of fuckin managers
>>23400429
like another dude said, probably gay lisp. You most likely want to skateboard but don't want to be made fun of if you mess up.
>>23400361
oh boy....you are the epitome of a neckbeard, I can smell you from here
>>23400267
you have a dog and you use it to pick up chicks.
>>23398521
has a deviant art
>>23398523
is the most pure and qt grill OAT
>>23398560
total bro, loyal and awesome
>>23398686
insecure even though good looking
>>23398694
murdered someone and still trying to get over the emotional trauma even though you knew it had to be done
b
>>23405196
I don't.
You're a normie without any big secrets or unique interests at all.
