no assume thread? let's change that
>>23393345
loyal friend,funny,a bit insecure but nothing serious
>>23393345
hard drives full of unspeakable things
>>23393345
Really loves these threads
And loves coffee
>>23393351
Beat the shit out of a guy for taking his parking spot
I think I've only ever had one person assume something about me which was actually near to being correct.
>>23393345
Wants to be a nudist
>>23393351
Mall security
>>23393353
Wants to be an altar boy
>>23393354
Graphic desginer
>>23393378
Poor construction man
>>23393345
knows something we dont.
>>23393351
found van goghs ear.
>>23393353
resting bitch face.
>>23393354
his receding hairline lets him see perfectly in the dark.
>>23393378
used to be a conquistador in an earlier life.
>>23393398
don't we all?
you like whisky and small concerts
>>23393351
Once had aspirations about joining the military
>>23393353
Struggles with depression
>>23393354
Issues with being social, a bit socially awkwad
>>23393378
Works a lot, spends free time at home
>>23393395
Upper middle class as fuck
>>23393810
whiskey sour, maybe. not much of whiskey man though. havent really been to concerts in quite some time.
>>23393822
you have been to canada and/or australia at least once.
>>23393831
I am from Canada, so yes
>>23393345
i'd assume you are a fiercely loyal friend
>>23393351
use to be in the military
>>23393353
likes small group chill sessions at home over going out
>>23393354
enjoys cooking
>>23393378
takes the bus everywhere
>>23393395
likes smunking backwoods
>>23393398
walks around with a NRB all day
>>23393834
thats a bingo.. you have at least brother but no sisters, right?
>>23393822
still into anime but was really into it when she was 17-19
>>23393398
has a small center of friends doesn't make plans usually gets invited
>>23393345
friendly dude likes Lio cartoons
>>23393395
>>23393822
>>23393838
I'm: >>23393378. No, no, and no.
"Spends his free time at home" actually made me laugh out loud.
>>23393838
thank god no.
>>23393841
woah, pretty much spot on.
>>23393839
I have one half sister who is super young.
>>23393841
>still into anime but was really into it when she was 17-19
I've actually never been really into anime with the only exception being FMA otherwise I never really watched it.
You are an ambitious person but often find yourself giving up because of feelings of insecurity.
>>23393844
>thank god no.
kek
RT I'd assume you can at least play two instruments decent. You dress really well also
>>23393395
no
>>23393398
yes
>>23393822
I did for much of my life, but I'm p. happy now
>>23393838
Yep
>>23393345
Probably has a great sense of humor
>>23393353
really dominant in bed
>>23393838
secretly worships Satan
>>23393822
you probably have a lot of half-friends because other chicks get jealous of how guys treat you (due to the fact that you're very pretty but also fun to chill with)
I like these threads. so you guys get 2 shoes instead of 1.
>>23393345
majors in something computer science/engineering related
>>23393351
really likes looking at things in history whether it be documentaries, things in a museum, a book, etc.
>>23393353
has a few extremely close friends that are basically family but not that social
>>23393354
you drive a red car.
>>23393378
it took you longer than most of your friends to get your license. Not because you're bad at driving but because you didn't really care because you could get most places you needed to go without a car
>>23393395
is really snobby and judgmental. some of your friends even hate you.
>>23393398
y u think i'm 2bro :(((((
art/photography/music major definitely
>>23393822
I see a star of david (what's around it though?)
Jewish but not extremely religious. Parents are more religious than you are. No one can tell your religion unless if they see your tattoo
>>23393838
jerks off with left hand instead of right for the stranger factor <3
>>23393841
either really liked or really hated in social groups. never in the middle.
>>23393892
>notice me qt
you wear your hair up more often than down because you're too lazy to deal with it. very antisocial.
>>23393946
>I see a star of david (what's around it though?)
>Jewish but not extremely religious. Parents are more religious than you are. No one can tell your religion unless if they see your tattoo
Its actually a hexagram inside an ourboros, yes the same symbol is also used for the star of david but in this context it's not. My parents were pagan, most of my family are. I am not religious at all.
You are very easy going, like to be goofy, like to make people laugh.
>>23393955
ouroboros*
>>23393955
how did I not see that? rip.
I really like greek symbolism and mythology and I missed that. I feel so stupid now hahaha.
>>23393345
Likes to get kinky
>>23393353
Takes drugs on the daily to handle life
>>23393378
Loves German culture
>>23393841
Insecure /fa/g
>>23393966
Really no reason to feel stupid, most people mistake it for a star of david because most times you see it, it is in that context. No biggie!
>>23393946
failed anatomy
>>23393951
anal sensei
>>23393971
takes alot of pride in his appearance
>>23393892
an apple a day keeps the doctor away but breakfast lunch and dinner are also pretty important
>>23393946
visual art and movies as my focus, yeah.
>>23393910
>secretly worships Satan
I'm more of a Atheistic Satanist
>>23393946
>jerks off with left hand instead of right for the stranger factor <3
I wear a glove to take it farther <3
I'd assume you can at least stack 4 shoes on your head.
>>23394036
I shall test how many i can stack today for you.
>>23394008
Quirky. Enjoys beer and lives on wesr coast
>>23393971
Enjoys mainstream music a lot. Or EDM
>>23393951
Frequent projects with fabric
>>23393951
sensitive girl
>>23393892
probably fake
>>23393841
likes brit pop
>>23394087
>Quirky. Enjoys beer and lives on wesr coast
kinda, sometimes but not really, and no not at all
friendzones herself not sure if by choice or not
>>23394119
Successful at a blue collar job.
>>23394087
perpetually single
>>23393971
skips leg day
>>23393951
STEM major?
>>23393892
major body image issues
>>23394132
Chill guy. Has alot of lady friends
>>23394137
Lots of friends but very little close friends
>>23394137
doesn't know how to speak english
>>23394132
>skips leg Day
I got dismantled holy shit
>>23393946
Spot on assumptions, am I that easy to read?
my assumption of you is that you will propose to me with a cute puppy. b-but only if you want to, you don't have to or anything...
>>23394008
kek
>>23394132
I do have major body image issues, but probably not in the way you think, I do everything I can to gain weight. I want boobs.
you probably love super hero movies
>>23394119
I'm not fake
you prolly talk way too much about the time you spend at the gym
>>23394278
My ID switched. I'm >>23393892
>>23394278
I don't think there's any way to look like you do without having body issues - either you're anorexic and it looks normal or you're not and it looks bizarre. As far as boobs go I'm sure you're aware there's a niche for your look but I'd bet it often overlaps with some questionable preferences..
Good luck gaining weight, I know a handful of people who look like you who absolutely cannot lose weight. One woman had a very difficult pregnancy as a result.
>>23394278
>>23394283
you're easy for me to read :^) just because you're the type I usually pay attention to and you just have that look.
messy up-worn hair is best hair
but...that's not as assumption if it's fact though?
>>23393892
love hardcore sex
>>23394132
has a lot of friends
>>23394369
lives in a cold country , maybe Canada
>>23394153
Is very romantic with womens
>>23394132
very curious guy , lieks to read a lot
>>23394087
cute girl , maybe mix race
>>23393971
plays football and others sports
>>23393946
listens to shitty music
>>23393822
has a lot of tatoos in her forearms
>>23393398
writes music
>>23393395
reminds me of Iggy the dog from JBA
>>23393345
Has some sort of supernatural power
>>23393351
reminds me of Ratatouille
>>23394447
>shitty music
Gorillaz, Weezer, Toro Y Moi, Deftones, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Muse, Ramones, Misfits, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Cage the Elephant
you be the judge, anon.
I assume that you're very bland. You're known as the "nice guy" to women but don't really stand out, probably by choice because being noticed makes you feel uncomfortable
>>23394369
is very prepared for cold weather
>>23394456
lol that's nice music.
>>23394278
having the jawline ≠going to the gym
>>23394469
Fair point, you'd fit right in if you did go, though
>>23394337
I'm aware of the niche, it does often overlap. And even if I do gain weight it'll likely not go to my boobs, but I'd rather not look like a skeleton in general. :P
>>23394350
I guess that makes sense. Messy up-worn hair is best hair until you let it down and can't untangle it :<
>>23394369
I'm a virgin so not sure what kind of sex I like, but hardcore sounds fun
>>23394649
yeah but just think about it this way;
if you're my waifu then just know that I don't think untangled hair is as fun to play with because it falls out of my fingers easier :^)
>>23394447
still in high school
>>23394468
feminist, really into marina & the diamonds.
>>23393395
Nope
You're a science student
>>23393398
>receding hairline
wat
>>23393822
Nailed it
You have a long term boyfriend of like 6 years
>>23393838
Nailed it
You have a love for model trains
>>23393946
Nope
You live in a European country but one of the dodgier ones
>>23394468
That you are short
>>23394706
You seem a little metro like I'm not sure if you're cis or gay
>>23394706
I can't take this pic seriously
>>23393345
>casual encounters with coworkers
>stinky feet
>>23393378
real good laugh
>>23393398
You like to smell your own breath, even if it reeks of taint and decay.
>>23393822
I have that shirt..
>>23393841
timid
humble
>>23393892
tv cartoons were a big part of your early life
>>23394008
i am intrigued
your sinks are dirty
i am actually extremely curious to see what assumptions could be made
>>23396447
Swallows after sucking on a cock
>>23396447
swallows after sucking on a cock
>>23396899
>>23396903
Oh god what
>>23396447
I don't know but I want to choke you in a sexual way
>>23396903
>>23396899
wh-what
>>23396906
thank you? i think?
lewd
>>23396918
cause you're an attention whore who doesn't contribute get it
>>23393345
Gamer for sure
>>23393351
Totally teacher
>>23393353
Still live with parents
>>23393354
Some kinda science major
>>23393378
Wipe his butt and look at it
>>23393395
Work in subway
>>23393398
Often says "I didn't do that"
>>23393822
Weeeeeeeb
I recognize the tat
I suck at this ;-;
>>23396943
i was going to reply to people later on but ok friend
>>23396973
>>23396986
anon wants to fight, thats my assumption
>>23396447
Likes to drink black tea and enjoys sitting in her room, wich is very empty and grey, watching documentaries about scandinavia on her old tv
>>23396999
chequed
>>23394706
gay and smokes weed
>>23396447
you're lowkey a weeaboo, or used to be
>>23396963
really into computers
>>23396979
wanted to play football in high school but wasn't good enough to make the team so you started working out a lot and eventually got ripped
>>23396999
jealous of your brother
>>23397127
You want to be forced to wear a dress while a woman in a short leather skirt steps on your dick and then forces you to lick her feet clean
>>23397149
what the fuck
no
>>23396979
try really hard to look fit but you're modest about it
>>23397127
thinking about being a small nosed kylo ren for halloween and knowing you're going to nail it
>>23397290
really comfy guy, relaxed maybe even sporty
>>23397312
Huge weeb. wants to wear a maid dress.
>>23397290
Wants to keep a catgirl as a pet
>>23397483
Wait, I think I fugged up.
>>23397312
You actually want to dress up like Tharja from FE Awakening
>>23397498
Hipster.
>>23397312
chill, down to earth you're one of the bros
>>23397127
you like butt stuff
>>23396963
idk you just give me a steve aoki vibe, idk why cause you guys dont even really look alike
>>23396369
used to listen to job for a cowboy
>>23397531
Loves having her tits played with and greatly enjoys titfucking
rate thread
>>23397575
fuck I thought I was making a new thread and accidentally replied to this one
>>23397531
You were in a volleyball team at some point in your life
>>23397312
You drive a SUV crossover
>>23397127
You skate but are doing it less now
>>23396369
A good portion of your favorite movies are black and white
>>23394706
Self-absorbed, gay
>>23394447
Quiet, but around your friends you really open up
This ought to be interesting. I already have an idea what the assumptions will be.
>>23397312
I bet you're fun to smoke marijuanas with
>>23397498
Dry sense of humor
>>23397531
Secretly hate everyone, sociopath
>>23397575
born with only half a head
>>23397655
Gets killed by Negan
>>23397667
works leather (heheh)
>>23397835
It is hard to judge someone who doesn't show his face
>>23397667
Le gamer girl
But i guess you are actually pretty chill
>>23397655
You look like the kind of guy i would always ask for his opinion no matter what the topic is. Basically you look intelligent.
>>23397531
You look like you are chill but you can be bitchy sometimes
>>23396447
You look like i would hit on you and fail desperately. I assume you like to go to concerts but not festivals and that you play vidya. Your haircut suits you very good btw.
>>23398128
Has done martial arts
>>23398186
instagrams her dog
>>23398128
you woould like to work as a musician but now it is just a hobby
>>23397835
building a bomb
>>23397667
makes a lot of steampunk stuff herself and also sells it
>>23397655
anxious student
>>23397531
worries a lot
>>23397498
thinks 9 11 was an inside job
>>23397312
loves gaming more than many guys
>>23397290
your parents fucked up and now you have anxiety issues
>>23397127
both of these assumptions are true. spot on.
>>23398128
thank you very much aghgh. you most definitely wouldn't fail, and i enjoy concerts and vidya.
>>23398128
has excellent taste in basses
