New assumption thread
Lighting makes me look more autistic than normal but just taken.
>>23380945
Look like a mellow guy
Pretty confident
>>23380945
LIT LIKE BIC
>>23380952
Locally known pussy slayer
>>23380958
Excels at Smash Bros. don't even fucking lie.
>>23380979
I like Smash Bros., but I'm a filthy casual
my friend goes to local tournaments and stomps my ass errytime ;-;
Go
>>23380945
Canadian, 22.
>>23380952
You have perky breasts, and look proud.
>>23380958
You have some sort of mental instability (BPD?) and are socially awkward. Your sleep schedule isn't good either. You probably like dogs though and don't look like a bad guy.
>>23380999
>>23381000
You look like a Jojo
I'll make it easy. The only things left in my fridge after I was done making dinner was beer and soda.
>>23380999
Participate
>>23381016
Participate
>>23381000
You look SAd anon.
>>23381000
>mental instability
depression for awhile
>socially awkward
yes
>sleep schedule isn't good either
was HORRIBLE, got better though this semster
> You probably like dogs though
I can't live without my puppy tbfh
>don't look like a bad guy
I try not to be!
pretty spot on 9/10
>>23381008
Didn't mean to select myself, obv.
>>23381020
I kind of am, tbqh.
>>23381023
Glad, man. Hope things keep looking up (on the sleep schedule, etc.).
>>23381066
Participate fgts
>>23380999
im jealous of your hair. its beautiful!!!
assumption, do you model?
>>23381020
You participate
>>23381008
Fucking love when people say that, you look like one of those people that are always sad but then come up with a nice fucking joke and makes everyone piss themselves every once in a while
>>23381066
you enjoy eating ass, this is what i gather
>>23380945
Pretends he has a BBC, but his average penis was bleached white in a laundry accident as a young lad.
>>23380952
Pretends wearing v-neck makes him cultured when he's really a preppy bro who would've beat up the alternative kids in the 80's before bullying was stigmatized
>>23380958
Wishes his mom still did his laundry, but she died after See's Candy accidentally gave her a chocolate covered pit viper instead of a chocolate covered strawberry
>>23380999
Masturbates to geckos
>>23381000
Yearns for the days when carrying a club and wearing a sabretooth over his genitals was enough to land the ladies
>>23381016
Drinks chili from champagne glasses
I might actually take a new picture tonight guys
>>23380945
it's okay. the NWA poster lets me know you're still black.
Wanted to produce a fresh mixtape throughout high school but it never happened.
>>23380952
you've tried Molly once or twice and smoke weed every now and then, but that's the extent of your drug days.
>>23380958
want a waifu body pillow but are too afraid of being judged.
>>23380999
you drive a grey car. but like. shit grey. the ones that are dark with barely any finish to make it shine
>>23381000
You don't get along with anyone named Jim
>>23381016
you're a cat person more than a dog person
>>23381087
Yeah, I do that sometimes. My friends say that's why they usually keep me around, but I don't personally think I'm very funny.
>>23381066
Doesn't die her bush
>>23381085
Not the person in that picture
Participating soon
Bored af
>>23381098
Doesn't know how hung my mom is, but unfortunately I do
>>23380945
You look like you fit in with normies, but secretly enjoy weab shit.
>>23380952
You browse /fit/
>>23380958
You've worn a fedora
>>23380999
Won't give girls the time of day if their hair isn't as nice
>>23381000
Eats lots of milk duds
>>23381110
Pretends to be an Indian immigrant working for a tech company at bars to pick up chicks, but really studies comparative religions and worships toenails
>>23381111
Dresses like Kylo Ren and laughs at my ridiculous sex puns in /shg/
>>23381094
This is true. For my assumption - you look older than you are (I'd say you look 30 but I think you're in your mid 20s), and you like pink things more than most men (maybe even cross dress), but you're more or less completely straight. You like cats more than dogs.
>>23381098
I've never known a Jim well, but I don't like Jim Belushi, so that's fair. My assumption of you; you really care about your hair, and think you're not terrible looking, but you still don't have that much luck with the ladies because you're kind of awkward. You're not a virgin, though.
>>23381085
You have a boyfriend, but you've had sex with a woman before, or at least wanted to.
>>23381116
I do like milk duds.
>>23381105
Hahaha what makes you think that?
too sultry?
lemme try moar innocent :3
>>23380945
Probably live in LA
>>23380958
You must do your laundry once a week
>>23381000
I bet you watch anime daily.
>>23381123
Consult the magic eight ball again.
>>23381127
just broke up 2 weeks ago, into girls,
damn son, on point
>>23381132
I don't actually like anime, but all my friends do, so I've seen a bit with them over streams. Still, I never had a weaboo phase.
My assumption about you; you're a middle child, and have some native American in you.
>>23381132
You play shitty emo and nu-metal on expensive guitars
>>23381136
Damn. Didn't get anything right?
You like League of Legends and anime, but not main stream anime unless it's EVA?
>>23381140
At least I've gotten two right.
>>23381132
im getting the vibe you listen to billy talent
>>23380945
Never actually lived in the hood
>>23380952
Started balding so decided to embrace it and shave head.
>>23380958
Your messy background and half assed beard makes me assume you are in a phase in which you have stopped giving a shit about what girls think of you. You are actually a very nice though.
>>23381000
You are an introvert but very reliable. Friends that you have trust you with everything.
>>23381151
Your first guess was closer.
>>23381066
Offended by lots of things. Frequents tumblr
>>23381085
>>23381130
Drive a honda.
on a side note, you're absofruitly fucking gorgeous
>>23381111
Edit a lot of your pictures
>>23381110
Get asked "Where's Troy?" A lot
>>23381132
In a garage band
>>23381098
Doesn't take a new picture
>>23381085
Id fuq u. That's my assumption
>>23381143
No, Sicilian but, not one gets it right. The middle child is dead on.
>>23381146
Prog rock/Alt metal
>>23381155
Not with a tool shirt on.
>>23381174
Yup lol but only the eyes and the stamps
>>23381110
You're really, really good at math.
>>23381167
I consider myself an extrovert, although I don't have many friends. I am reliable though.
>>23381172
Oh well.
>>23381180
Ah shit, I was thinking you were either Mexican with Native American or Italian. I almost didn't add that actually.
>>23381111
You are very insecure about how you look. >>23381098
You took this picture many times before finally picking this one. Not a virgin though.
>>23381085
Is actually a hardcore feminist but likes to do things that are often characterized with males. On the bright side, is probably very fun to hang out with.
>>23381132
You have a poster of band the last decade.
>>23381094
Would beat his wife if she went way too far out of line.
>>23381179
>>23381213
Not a chance. It's usually the opposite.
>>23381174
Never asked where's troy. But it would be an honor to be Abed.
>>23381201
I am terrible at math. Chemistry on the other hand, I can handle.
>>23380952
You love upbeat 80's pop.
>>23380958
Messy but highly intelligent.
>>23381132
Loves complicated jazz type stuff but doesn't have anyone to play with.
>>23381232
Has wet dreams about being shot in the face with birdshot
Bumping, since I've assumed every picture in this thread.
>>23381094
Mid 30s. Single . probably lonely. Nice guy once u get to know him
>>23381351
Younger. Single. The rest is debatable.
>>23381232
Cigar smoking is a hobby of yours. You are semi into politics, at least ironically judging by the Dick Cheney poster.
>>23381132
Your primary passion in life is music. You've loved it since you were a kid. Also you grew up in a moderately wealthy family
>>23381223
Ah, well, another wrong. Still, you look smart.
>>23381085
I'm told I could everyone in a while, my friend's manager said I could if i applied myself but I need to work on my body and I haven't done that, yet
You got a nice nose and eyebrows
>>23381094
I'm all about those geckos man
>>23381098
Can't drive shit
>>23381116
As long as someone looks interesting to me I give them a chance
>>23380945
>ctrl+f
>0 results for 'niggee'
I'm impressed.
>inb4 nigger because I brought it up
>>23381105
>yfw I'm a guy
>>23380945
Has a white voice
>>23380952
Rubs lotion on head
>>23380958
Gravs pipe tobacco
>>23380999
Can iron a shirt in 90 sec
>>23381000
Wants to be fatter
>>23381016
>>23381066
You have a lot of footage of yourself
>>23381085
You like it rough
>>23381094
Russian cynic
>>23381098
Is a manlet
>>23381110
Acts white to fit in
>>23381111
Blows money fast
>>23381132
Doesnt play guitar
>>23381232
Bullied by his roomate
>>23383428
went to school for something airplane related
>>23381232
was obsessed with pokemon when he was younger
>>23381132
hates music
>>23381130
smoked a ton of pot in highschool
>>23381111
alien as fuck
>nice quads btw
>>23381110
very strict parents
>>23383428
> acts white to fit in
Right on m8
>>23383440
Your beard is your identity.
>>23383428
You think you're smarter than everyone else.
>>23381232
Had an easy life.
>>23381132
You know how to play the guitar
>>23381130
You talk to your plants
>>23381111
>image.jpg
>>23381110
Short, engineering student.
>>23381098
Closeted homosexual
>>23381066
virgem
>>23380999
gay4pay
>>23383440
you hate sjws
>>23383428
you browse r9k
>>23381232
friendzoned atleast once
unhappy with your college/career choice
>>23381132
you listen to obscure bands but do not mind popular music
>>23381114
oh, I know how hung your mom is ;)
>>23381122
in order
somewhat
ehh
yes. i also don't go outside so there's that
correct
>>23381174
nope. I'll try to tonight. maybe. all depends
>>23383428
nope. 6'0" :^) sorry guy that insults me in every thread
>>23383636
openly bi
>>23383636
Si. Except dropped out. And going back next year
>>23383440
Da. It's annoying af.
>>23383428
lmfao that obvious eh?
>>23383440
lmfao who said i ever stopped?
>>23383428
God fucking no.
Assumption of you: You are from the south, and insecure of your forehead, despite accenting it.
>>23383655
You consider yourself either a male feminist, or you're redpilled; there's no middle ground in those eyes. Your hair is thinning in the back, or you're afraid it will begin to do that soon.
>>23381232
You're genetically mostly British. You went to college, but do not have a job related to your degree.
>>23384365
Hah. Dont know what you mean by 'those eyes' but yeah i am kind of redpilled, not entirely /pol/ tier tho. And actually i dont think my hair will start thinning in the back any time soon.
However it actually started thinning in the front. Glad it's still not that visible.
t-t-thanks for the genes dad
>>23383655
bisexual
>>23383440
owns a big motorbike
>>23383428
IT guy who takes care of his appearance
>>23381232
too nice to people, they suspect you have secret plans
>>23381132
never played in front of an audience
>>23381130
different kinds of men whose type you normally arent are attracted to you
>>23381111
shopped af
>>23381110
loves his gaming console
>>23383655
Artiste. Listens to 80s tunes
>>23383440
Likes automobiles or tech. Owns xbox
>>23383428
Tries too hard to impress women
>>23384436
likes the movie Ghost World and loves thrift shops
>>23384426
Well that's one thing i have been pondering abotu recently, but for now i consider myself straight.
Anyway i'd guess you play sports and work in a customer service or some similar job.
>>23384436
Well close enough I guess.
You enjoy indie rock, but your favourite bands are still kind of popular and not particularly obscure. Live in CA probably?
>>23384502
Ghost world?? Going to see that Witch movie tonight (:
I do like spooky
>>23384532
Spot on. San diego area, and I'm glad bands break through. Shitty of a fan to wish otherwise.
>>23384611
well ghost world is not spooky hehe
>>23384426
Works in customer service. Mixed race or foreign
>>23384436
Avid tinder fan
>>23384850
Idk but you're hot
>>23384436
Pretty chill with a decent sense of humor
>>23384850
Has a pet, but wishes she had more
>>23384901
Has more fun on the weekends
>>23385434
Stole that jacket.
>>23386242
That's a sweater and no I didn't.
Bad quality sorry. Might post a different one.
>>23385434
Look like an average dude, maybe a jokester
>>23384850
You look like maybe you have a blog but not strong opinions
>>23384901
You seem like a chill IT worker. That's not to say you look chill for an IT worker, but that you seem like a chill dude that happens to do IT.
>>23384436
You seem cool, like you are into interesting or quirky things.
>>23384426
I get the feeling you enjoy making people uncomfortable
>>23383655
You've struggled with depression and are hesitant to open up to people. I get a hint of Harry Haller from you.
>>23383440
Good ol boy. Loud, brash, but a loyal friend.
>>23383428
Balkan saxophonist
>>23381232
You are a sensitive person or consider yourself one. Maybe you're a shoulder for a woman to cry on.
Should I get a buzz cut or long hair or stay the same?
Make assumptions as your heart desires too.
>>23386426
Not American despite the sweater. Has a semi-exotic pet, like a reptile. Enjoys live music and classic literature. Is very likeable and has a lot of friends although somewhat quiet/shy in demeanor. Drinks socially but doesn't smoke weed. How'd I do? Also don't you dare buzz that hair. Keep it longer.
>>23386458
I would marry u
>>23386426
Nah keep the hair, it suits you.
>>23386458
You look like someone who writes or is very artistic.
Just took a picture of myself for another board so I thought I'd head over to /soc/ to see what's up. I like this thread.
I don't always have a shaved head, I let it grow then I get it shaved off again when it gets too long.
>>23386485
studies social sciences. works in a drugstore. pessimist
>>23386535
hm probably better a bit longer. o try it with some stubble
>>23386977
>>23383636
eh, it gets shaved off in the summer im not too attached lol
>>23383655
i hate everyone equally
>>23384426
5 of them actually
>>23384436
yeah, im a gear head 100%
>>23386426
i dunno about brash.. maybe?
>>23387187
college student, social sciences
>>23380999
Looks like you're very proud of your hair and that you live with a pack of wolfs.
>>23380958
Has been working on McDonalds for 6 years.
>>23381110
Challenger league in league of legends.
>>23381232
goes to church regularly
>>23384426
always dates girls a lot younger than him
>>23384436
enjoys shopping, a lot
>>23384901
likes moby
>>23385434
works in a fast food restaurant
>>23386426
spent a long time perfecting that quiff
>>23388389
enjoys EDM
>>23380919
>>23388389
camwhore faggot
>>23388404
cool guy to hang out with and have beers
>>23388423
plays guitar
>>23386458
>not american
I am actually an American, but I think I'm doing something right if it doesn't seem that way
>semi-exotic pet
Nope
>live music and literature
Spot on
>likeable/many friends
I'd like to think so
>quiet
Fairly true
>drinks socially/no weed
Spot on
Overall, I think you were pretty accurate.
>>23388620
would be in a metalcore band, but was born too late. cool look, bro
>>23388423
conversations with you get boring, you take yourself too serious
>>23389166
I'm actually a pretty funny guy, but I don't smile much in pictures.
>>23389288
why is this dead
