Dream girl/guy thread.?
Pic unrelated.
Start with info about yourself good and bad. Proceed with your dream lovers. And don't be vague that's boring af. I'll start. Any insight appreciated as always.
The gods honest truth about me...
18/female/USA, east coast
5'7
B cup, ok bod as far as I'm concerned
High school grad
Recent cosmetology grad
I do some pretty bomb ass hair
I am one messy motherfucker
But I am a hard ass worker and love what I do
I do not consider myself cocky but have a high self esteem and like to think I know my worth
Have little money right now but enough to support myself
Starting a new job soon at a high end salon with lots of opportunity to do very well for myself
Recently single
Good cock sucker. Not scared to try new things.
Like to be dominated by powerful me and like to dominate pussy boys
Music taste: lcd sound system, arctic monkeys, phantogram, violent femmes, cake, vampire weekend, daft punk, etc
If anyone actually makes it to the bottom of this and still has questions I'd be happy to answer.
Dream lover:
25-35 (older men get my gears going)
Financially stable, successful or at least on the right path
Not a fuck boy
Not immature af or socially awkward
Somewhat outgoing
Tall dark haired boys appreciated but not demanded
Good music taste
Funny and can joke around
Not an asshole/ respectful
Willing to try new things especially in bed
Good sized cock for me to play with
Monogamous
Doesn't have commitment issues, knows what he wants
Willing to travel
Doesn't hate the world and think everyone is out to get them
Knows how to calm me down in an argument
ME: 27/m/WI
6'0'', chubby to fat depending where your cut off is.
Longer brown hair (just above collar of shirt/soon to be cut),brown eyes, usually at least some stubble, have a babyface; espeically when clean shaven
Graduated from a local Tech school with a degree in sound engineering, thinking of going back for journalism/sports journalism
Don't have a fantastic job, but pays more than enough to live quite stable
Live with one room mate at the moment, who is my cousin
Good size dick, especially for someone my size. Sexually dominant for the most part
Would rather give oral than receive.
Musically inclined. Play drums, guitar, bass and attempting to self teach piano.
I know its cliche, but my musical tastes vary across the board. Blink 182, Army Of The Pharaohs, Hopsin, Set Your Goals, KISS, Four Year Strong, and Iron & Wine are some of my favorites off the top of my head.
Just like my music taste, my choice in film varies; Step Brothers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret Of The Ooze, Requiem For A Dream, Shawshank Redemption, Strange Brew, Crash.
As far television; I tend to stick to the comedy side of TV. Its Always Sunny, Workaholics, South Park, Archer.
Really chilled and laid back, maybe too much.
Don't smoke or do drugs, but do socially drink.
I usually dont take myself seriously, kidding and cracking jokes a lot, but I do know when to be serious. Its hard to offend me.
I've been traveling more the past few years with about 2-3 extended vacations per year, and plan to stick to that for the foreseeable future.
I tend to spoil my significant others.
HER to follow
>>23381019
HER: 21-28
I haven't found a "preferred" body type yet, but average to chubby. I have a weak spot for tattoos, glasses, and piercings. Colored hairs, too. Kind of "alternative" look. DAT ASS, I'm an ass guy.
At least have a job where you wont need to mooch off of me constantly.
Have an eclectic taste in music/movies/tv/etc so you can introduce me to new stuff.
Lets me go out with the guys for a weekend away, and also goes on her own nights/trips with her friends
No jealously issues. Let me talk and go out with my girl friends.
Willing to show me new things in bed.
Willing to go out to a cheesy local concert or something cheap for fun, but also content with staying in every now and then
Can cook well.
Preferably not religious, but either way if she is or isnt, dont make a big deal of it.
Same with politics, please. Have your views and stand by them, but dont degrade me or tell me I'm stupid if I disagree.
Play an instrument or sing.
Anything else, feel free to ask
KIK: pinching_a_loaf
Me:
18/M/us east
6"2 - "6
Skinny build, long hair
Last year of HS
Bassist, Guitarist, Drummer, Singer, Keyboardist, Trumpet and Trombone player.
Really autistic about music, music is all I think about and music is all I do, I love playing music just so I can hear the music I'd like to hear the most.
My music taste is really varied, but it fits mostly what I'm doing, I normally sing sad folk songs so I listen to things like Elvis Perkins, NMH, Sufjan Stevens, and of course Phil Elvrum, but I am joining a psychedelic pop band as a bassist so I'm listening to Tame Impala, Animal Collective, The Strokes, MGMT, alt-j, etc... My go to genres are always math-rock, jazz and a bit of industrial, hip hop and post-rock music, so my all time favourites would be Elephant Gym, American Football, Spiderland, toe, TTNG, Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Bill Evans, Swans, GYBE, and MF DOOM.
Besides that, I volunteer on a butterfly garden lab and I love nature.
Super broke, but I have so much money spent on gear I could probably set up my own studio hahaha.
Only been with 2 girls before, and had sex twice, so I am really inexperienced. Got a girl off at a movie teather once too, that was risky as hell, but got my adrenaline pumping.
Dream qt:
17-25 girl (or be Sufjan Stevens)
5"2 or above
Body type doesn't matter as long as she takes care of herself.
All I need about her musically is that she liked the Untitled track from Spirit They're gone Spirit they've Vanished
Really low maintenance, I barely have time for myself.
Really high sex drive or good bj skills.
Really passionate about something and willing to do anything for it.
and that's about it, as long as she's pretty or takes care of her enough I'm be fine.
Me:
Short, slim, longish ash blonde hair
I'm pretty creative and good at painting
I like to consider myself funny
I write short stories and fanfictions
Generally in a good mood but constantly tired
Easy going unless I feel ignored
Low maintenance
Honest
I can be quite insensitive, like making jokes at a funeral
I'm doubtful I'll ever find someone who gives me butterflies in my stomach
Him:
Appearance is unimportant as long as I find him attractive and has good hygiene(i don't have a specific type)
Honest
Funny
Intelligence is appreciated but not necessary
Not someone who shit posts in real life and gets their political opinions from 4chan
Isn't addicted to the internet/gaming
Isn't suicidal/chronically depressed
Doesn't wear sweatpants in public
Is nice
Can't really say anything more specific than that really
>>23382979
I agree I hate when people wear sweatpants I public. What kind of fan fiction do you write?
What the hell, I'll bite.
Me:
As in photo. 6'5" in the process of losing weight so "solidfat" atm.
This is a terrible photo of me but all the others I have on here are in use in other threads.
Anyway
I'm a florist/ deliverer of commercial flowers.
I'm honest to a fault.
I get attached easily.
I have problems, and do have a bad pat, but I embrace it and am working to make a better future.
I'm 23, from Australia
I'm buying my first house.
I'm tired a lot but I'm usually happy.
I get angry at things, but woke up today and decided to spend my resources more on people that deserve it.
I love to write poetry, and I love reading
I like gaming, and am average-good at it.
Her
Shorter (not hard)
Not more than chubby
Not dark skinned
Honesty very much appreciated
Accepting
Good hygiene
Polite
Average to good looking, plain is okay
Don't mind if they have a past or mental affliction
Anyway, I'm gonna head off to work but my kik is necrotique if anyone wants to chat sometime.
Me:
18/Male/United States
6'2"
Senior Year of High School
I am mostly pretty relaxed, I have a huge and wide of music and film.
I spend too much of my time drawing and writing.
Her:
18-28
Height>5'
I basically don't want any one on the extreme ends of that spectrum, but I am a major ass guy, so I prefer curvier women.
Personality wise I just want someme who is open to learning and exploring things everyday, I prefer politically minded people, but as long as you have in at least learning things.
I like people who have passions in the arts, or sciences. I am more focused on finding someone with an open and fun mindset.
If anyone is even mildy interested just ask for my kik and I'll post it, I highly doubt it though.
Her:
>white
>less than 25 years old
>between 5'4'' to 5'10'' in height
>soft but firm body, large bum is a huge plus
>long hair (I consider anything below the shoulder blades to be long)
>christian or into occultism or at least has some modicum of a spiritual side
>prefers deep conversations about feelings and the world over small talk
>loyal, affectionate and submissive
>not afraid of PDA
>0-5 previous sexual partners
>slightly kinky
>wants a few kids
>loves to cook
Me:
>22/M/French Canadia
>student
>dark brown hair, light brown eyes with some green
>6'0'', 170-180lbs trying to get up to 200 without too much fat, decently muscly with bubble butt
>likes reading (currently reading The Decline of the West and the Holy Bible)
>likes progressive metal/rock with some random stuff mixed in (current favorites: maudlin of the Well, Rush, Sólstafir)
>likes writing poetry
>likes manga, favorite is Berserk hands down
>wants to start learning how to sketch people
>wants to learn how to play a string instrument
>love to train, currently lift weights three times a week and rock climb once per week; I'd love to share at least one physical activity with my mate
>I prefer the company of old friends rather than strangers
>I can be very empathetic and emotional but I'm usually a stone
>love animals though I'm allergic to most
>very dominant, I love to play fight as well
>love to cook when I have the time (slow cooker is my best friend right now)
>currently a non-practicing catholic... trying to get back into that in hopes of finding a decent wife, still love the occult though and my philosophic opinions don't really fit any kind of dogma
>topics of interest/hobbies: history, computers, hiking/camping, philosophy, fantasy, physical training
>ambitions include: having a really close family and finding a job in my field with minimal office time so I can be with said family as much as possibly
Ever read a point form essay before?
Me
M/22/USA
>6'
>blue eyes
>brown hair
>slim/average body
>I've been told I'm cute many a time
>shy/quiet at initial meeting, usually open up once we start talking
>enjoys staying home but goes out somewhat often
>introvert but I can handle my own in Social situations
>high sex drive, vanilla experiences though, would love to try new kinks
>6" dick size
>more of a sub
>loves going down
>also loves cuddles and affection
>not clingy but I can get slightly jealous if I'm being honest. It's a slight weakness but I won't stop you from having guy friends or going out
>easygoing
>open minded, love hearing others passions, beliefs, and taste
>loves joking around, music, films, art
> music likes- George Jones, Vampire Weekend, Broken Social Scene, Tame Impala, Neutral Milk Hotel, Kanye West, Radiohead, Daft Punk, Al Green, Mr.Carmack, James Blake, Beach Fossils, Trap/hiphop, electronic music to name a few artist and genres.
>employed with a good job I like
>few years of college with an associates degree
>loyal
>I enjoy making music and would love someone who could sing
>420 friendly and open to other psychedelic drugs
>really looking for someone to figure out life with at a chill pace
Will work on dreamgirl next. Kind of curious to see if I'm a fit for anyone.
Bump of life
second bump of life
>>23383040
Kik?
>>23380689
OP, you and I might get along well. Send me a message on kik: JustASpanking
>>23380689
>25-35 (older men get my gears going)
30
>Financially stable, successful or at least on the right path
Manager and writer, stable enough to afford plenty of travel
>Not a fuck boy
I just hate this term in general.
>Not immature af or socially awkward
Pretty affable, pretty friendly. Just plain pretty.
>Somewhat outgoing
I like that you said somewhat, because I don't like going out every night and never have.
>Tall dark haired boys appreciated but not demanded
6'4" and dark brown
>Good music taste
From all eras and genres. Jazz, classical, death metal, trap, I do it all.
>Funny and can joke around
All the time, I'll getcha to laugh all the time. Money back guarantee!
>Not an asshole/ respectful
Exceedingly so.
>Willing to try new things especially in bed
Into exploring others kinks and inclinations. Very primal and aggressive in bed.
>Good sized cock for me to play with
7"+
>Monogamous
Never cheated, never will. Goes against my nature. I want to be with the girl I'm with, not some random floozy.
>Doesn't have commitment issues, knows what he wants
Long term goals, absolutely.
>Willing to travel
Love to. I'm west coast, but hop around all the time.
>Doesn't hate the world and think everyone is out to get them
Yikes, I mean, I know why you ask that, this being 4chan, but it's sad that you have to.
>Knows how to calm me down in an argument
Debater in HS and college, obsessively well-informed.
Since you mentioned questions:
Interested in LDR at first then moving, or maybe just vacation flings?
Into being dominated in a fetish way, or just a strong, dominant male?
>>23386815
Kik is Agent_Doggetsman
>>23383009
also, willing to do LDR if I need to. Eeh.
>>23383727
New id going to do dream girl
Her
>slim-average
>5'5"-6'
>cup size C
> black or brown hair
>blue or green eyes
>nice ass
>loves cuddling and affection
>not clingy
>little jealousy is ok
> femdom
> wants to try new kinks
> high sex drive
> comfortable with their body
> loyal
> smart
> bit of an introvert but still enjoys going out
> can handle own in social situations
> nice/loving
> easygoing
> funny
> can sing and play an instrument
> open to new music
> open minded and respectable to others beliefs and passions
> likes vidya, movies, comics, books, anime
> loves animals
> 420 and psychedelic friendly
Ask for my kik if you're interested
I'm a 25 year old guy
Dark haired and pale
long faced with dead hazel/green eyes
5'11 but usually slouching
burnt, cut, and callused hands from working on electronics
Kinda savant and autistic
player of pokemon and fps
traveler of earth
listener of wave music
Her eyes are so pretty I cant even look at them
She has a long neck my lips can climb
Ears that listen to my whispers
Lips that tell me good night and make me feel appreciated
Arms that dont let go
Delicate girl hands I want to hold
most importantly a mind that keeps going.
thing is i dont really function correctly in a relationship, im a borderline nympho that refuses to have sex, and my dream gf is a robot that never stops cuddling.
