Post your secrets here if u want
My secret is that world how i see it makes me giggle inside a little.
I make out with my dog sometimes.
I'm having sex with a 45 year old guy behind my BF's back
I've been catfishing this guy for almost a year. I've let it go on so long because I'm truly in love with him. I'm also married.
Lied to my gf saying I'm going on holiday with my parents but really im going on a lads holiday with my guy friends..It's the only way I can go without her knowing
I'm gay, and I'm attracted to most of my friends
I was raped by a gay guy after smoking a laced joint he rolled for me. I trusted him cause he was a co-worker. I've never told anyone till now.
I shot a turtle to death with a pellet gun when I was 12. I've felt like a dick ever since. I'm so sorry turtle you didn't deserve that fucked up death from a stupid and pissed off kid.
>Last night my boyfriend raped me
>He apologized this morning
>He bought me a bong to make me feel better
> I think I forgive him
>>23355597
Don't forgive him, then he'll thinks it's ok to do it again
I thought I could do friends with benefits,and I can mange. But I like him now,and knowing he doesn't want to date is kind of lame,because I know I'll need yo end this sooner.
I think about killing myself every single day. But I don't understand because I'm a very happy person.
I'm so obsessed with bbc/cuck porn that I often sing weird jingles while I drive around town. Last night I even chanted "bbc..for you and me" at least forty times while folding laundry.
I'm an average white guy with a gf of 7 years.
I realm wanna bang all my gf's friends, and one of them is constantly flirting with me behind her back.
I have a crushing desire to cheat on her, but find that deeply wrong on a moral level.
I love eating pussy so fucking much and my wife rarely let's me. I cheat on her constantly just to make a woman cum with my mouth.
>>23355512
Are you the same gender he's attracted to, at least?
I unironically think theres a divine being watching over me and it wants me to unite all outcasts against the normies. Not even kidding lol.
>>23355751
Dude me too. Its not even a thing of wanting any hot girl sex, its specifically her friends
About 6 days ago now, I accidentally ran over a cat. Not told anyone about it, it's still bothering me.
I was raped twice in a day when I was 14 and I haven't told anyone
I moved to a small town with my girlfriend because she had a career opportunity. The town is so small there's absolutely nothing to do so we stay in a lot together and I'm getting bored of her.
The worst part is I can't even have random women ride my cock because nobody lives here.
my secret is i posted some dumb stuff in this thread earlier, mods deleted it. and now im glad they are gone. thanks.
>>23356283
i want to say nice stuff to you
but i don't know what i'd say
>>23356381
Well you tried I guess
I am a kissless virgin who has never had a girlfriend
I haven't had a gf in almost 4 years now and it's all because I don't know how to let go of the past and not be a piece of shit
>>23356283
>>23356490
I remember you.
I like to masturbate in my balcony so my cum goes down to the street
>>23358360
god dammit I thought it was bird shit that landed on my head
no wonder it tasted funny
>>23358363
So if you see shit bird in your clothes/head you put it in your mouth ? That's your secret ?
When I was 16, I did the peanut butter thing with the dog...
Muscular af with a huge frame and love dominating chicks
Passive af and like the idea of being a cuck. the size fits.
They don't mix together and it's an internal conflict to my browser history
I once let a 32 year old breast feed me and it's still.one of my most favourite sexual experiences I've had
I cum in my bed and then i go to sleep over it
I fantasize about putting the fun in defund by blowing up an abortion clinic
>>23360016
I stopped breastfeeding about a year ago but I still get milk. It makes my boyfriend feel sick though.
Will never have anyone want my milky boobs :(
>>23358379
>So if you see shit bird in your clothes/head you put it in your mouth ? That's your secret ?
How else can you tell whether or not it's bird shit???
I live two lives.
At home I'm just a regular husband. Bring home my paycheck, help out around the house, take care of the cars, etc... It's a pretty normal life except there's no sex, which leads me to the other life.
I have a string of gay fuck buddies. Some married, some divorced, some gay. I meet these guys 3-4 times a week. I suck their cocks, kiss them, fuck them. They know I'm married but don't know much else about me.
I sometimes find it hard to balance these two lives.
I've recently realised I'm bisexual. I dont think I will ever tell anyone.
>>23360149
Damn that's a shame. Milky titties can be so sexy especially after you are done breastfeeding since there is no guilt you are taking it from your kids. I wish you were in the 408, I'd love to just nurse.
Kik is bashphulguy
>>23360149
He doesn't know what hes missing, definitely would do that again...
Finally got the courage to ask this girl out. She said yes and I fumbled over plans and left awkwardly was pretty bad.
I almost fucked two girls at the same time..I went down on both of them while they made out.. One got on top of me and the other one started to suck me..but I drank too much and had to get up.. I puked on the floor and the session was over. I feel cheated.. fucking Tequila is the devil
I have homicidal thoughts all of the time but can't afford a therapist and wouldn't open up to one if I could because I don't trust em.
>>23356283
I know it sounds like an asshole thing to say but... Can we get some more details? Sometimes it be cathartic to talk about anyway.
>>23360149
What a waste of that precious nectar. Would be in your lap suckling from those beautiful breasts as much as possible. Nothing sweeter
On one hand, I come from a high-profile political family, get straight As in my classes, and have an active social life.
On the other hand, I camwhore for fun, shoplift, get high for the heck of it, and self-harm.
So, yeah, there's my secret.
I am an extroverted pathological liar who makes up stories about my friends and I because I love telling them.
I also may or may not be bisexual.
>>23360840
Some guy offered me a ride home and instead took me to his house. You can fill out the rest
Then after that I was walking home and you can fill out the rest
>>23361006
Are you a Kiwi?
If so, I miss you.
I've started a friendship with a camgirl on Skype and I think she's in love with me.
She's in California, I'm in London. I found her blog and she talks about me and confessed she thinks she's in love with me. I don't feel the same way but keep talking to her because it's fun to get off with her.
I have had over my entire lifetime somewhere well over 100 dicks in my pussy at the very least. I stopped trying to count a long time ago. Only a very few people who know me know the extent. Most think I'm just a shy quiet girl.
>>23361179
How old are you? When did you stop counting?
>>23361229
25 now. Stopped counting... around 16 or so? Not sure. I never really kept score really.
I've been saving everyone's pictures who post on this site. I'm been making a collage out of posters for the past 8 months now. Sometimes I make fake flyers out of anons faces and post them around my town.
I am a straight guy active social life etc but I occasionally go on cam sites and get men and women to treat me like a girly slut.
I don't know if I love my significant other anymore
I'm afraid if I post mine someone will be able to track me down and I'll lose my career and end up in jail.
>>23355482
+1
>>23355489
You are utterly disgusting
>>23355512
Your not inlove with him if you are able to lie to him
>>23355579
You are awesome. Lets pray for the turtle
>>23355751
Yep its wrong only right if you honest and straight forward with it
>>23355762
What a fucking beta
>>23361121
I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you've gotten past it and realize it doesn't define you.
>>23361528
Considering I haven't told anyone and I rarely even think about it. Yeah I'm past it
>>23361629
I read the thread you told your story a little more clearly in. It still seems to be a thing for you, and I hope you're okay. Maybe it's catharsis to finally talk about.
My boyfriend's dad got me pregnant. I aborted but at the time my boyfriend was not in the country and his dad was the only person I had sex with some I'm sure it was his.
Now whenever he fucks me he brags about how awesome his sperm is and how if we kept the baby my tits would be swollen with milk and my belly would be huge. Fucking old fucker is hot.
I really, really want a nordic boyfriend who will listen to black metal / go to shows with me, but I'm also terrified people would only be interested in me for the wrong reasons- if at all. I wish I could stop being a piece of shit.
>>23361820
Ill be your boyfriend for 120e a month <3
Most of the time I'm an A+ student, I volunteer at my dad's church, dress conservatively, and only date "good boys" that I stay platonic with.
But my favorite times, when I can sneak out or "stay with a friend", I put on slutty outfits and meet up with strange men and do very dirty things just for fun, sometimes money. My father would disown and beat me if he knew I'd been with over a dozen men already, Some older than him, sometimes without protection.
>>23361884
only 120e? selling yourself short dear.
>b-but are you cute?
>>23361486
go on
I barely reach 3 inches hard
>>23361922
Oh so you think id be awfully greedy....hmpf. Sure cute as hell.
>>23361958
i'm cyber dating a camwhore
>>23353821
I met this guy from 4ch randomly, we actually hit it off and we're very good fwb's
he now says he loves me
that was last year months ago
I don't want to hurt his feelings
>>23353821
I cheated on my girlfriend at prom. I only feel bad about it now though, year later
>>23360149
I'd suck milky boobs any day.
>>23361263
What kind of guys do you fuck?
I have a lot of suicidal thoughts because I can't tell anyone that I quit going to uni (I know it's typical), and part of why I haven't done so is because my brother already killed himself and my mother is still unstable because of it. I feel like I have a huge hole in my chest keeping this from her, my sisters and my friends who all still think I go to class everyday. I think my housemates know, but they haven't talked to me about it, or I'm just getting more paranoid by the week
Had sex with my boss in order to keep my job when I was abroad. Have never told my friends, family or bf
>>23362129
where?
>>23362129
oh i'm going to need more details
>>23360149
I'm totally into that, too bad my wife doesn't produce any. If only I knew you and lived closer...
>>23362137
Turkey
>>23362141
I was 20 at the time. Started off with a blowjob so he wouldn't fire me, lead to him fucking me in the back of his car.
>>23362175
Did you swallow?
are you fat?
>>23362108
why cant you tell anyone? people may be more understanding that you imagine, if you tell them a good reason why you quit
>>23362175
what was the job?
>>23362175
Did he straight up tell you that if you wanted to keep your job you'd have to do it or was he more subtle?
>>23362208
It's been two months now, it's like I'm in too deep now. And my parents are so proud of me, they tell all their friends how good I'm doing at uni
>>23362194
Yes
>>23362210
He was a design architect. I was meant to work at the company for work experience, ended up basically being his personal secretary tho.
I had taken advantage of girls who were passed out drunk.
>>23362264
you should have sued. also, are you attractive?
>>23361511
>You are awesome. Lets pray for the turtle
Thanks, kind of makes me feel a little better and I do everyday :(
>>23362258
but why did you quit?
>>23362264
did you keep the job? "work experience" - were you paid? you m or f?
>>23362258
He just said he was thinking about firing me and I had beg him not to. He'd smacked my ass when we were alone at the office once so I knew he was into me and I was really desperate
>>23362283
My dad is a lawyer (mom used to be a prosecutor), so they kind of 'steered' me in the direction of studying law and I was fine with that, what he did always seemed really interesting. But I grew more and more disillusioned with it so after thinking about it for a couple of weeks I decided to quit. Now I really regret not talking to them about it first, but then I guess it was easier to avoid doing that since I don't live with them anymore
>>23362287
Yeah it was a 6month thing I had to complete and I was getting payed. I'm f
>>23362278
Was too naive and embarrassed at the time, also I'm not even sure they have anything like that over there.
I'd say I'm average, pretty petite tho. I think he mostly just wanted to sleep with a white girl.
>>23362317
can we have a picture? if the company is american and you are american i'm sure you can sue. just keep an eye out for any cases like that against him and them pile on the shit. scream you were scared and blah blah blah give me money for this pig
>>23362025
pics or lies
y-you can be greedy with me
>>23362317
how long ago was this? - my guess is any legal comeback is highly unlikely. how you with it?
>>23362315
for real? the more you wait the worst will be
>>23362332
No pics sorry. And like I said this was in turkey, I doubt I could of even made a sexual harassment claim. I just kept telling myself it was something most women had to go through.
>>23362354
are you indian or white? ignorance is bliss
>>23362348
I know, you're right. I just really dread looking like a fuck up in front of them and everyone else really
Thanks for reading and replying btw, I really appreciate it
>>23362378
i envy you, i would have killed to gone to school for law. poorfag here
>>23362354
you're not still in Turkey? Did this work experience there genuinely assist your future?
Shame about pics.
>>23362378
its cause its not a big deal, you can look for another "class"(idk the word) something you will enjoy later, just say to them that this is not for you, they may get sad but im sure they you understand with time(if not at the same moment)
>>23362341
3 years ago. I used to hate myself for begging to do it just for a job, now it's just an embarrassing secret.
>>23362371
I'm white British
>Started masturbating at 4
>Believed father had surveillance cams in bathroom when I bathed for years
>Only want to be friends with males
>Want to abandon all the education and social obligations of current life (family, partner) and become someone's full time mindless fuck slave
I should probably just lay off the porn.
>>23362410
you should probably get your head out of your ass
>>23362389
I was only there for a year, I live and work in the uk now. And yeah It definitely did help me get ahead.
>>23362387
I'm sorry :/
>>23362394
I'm looking and thinking about what I'm going to do next, but the feeling of guilt is making it hard.
I'm visiting them next weekend, the first time in quite a while (been making excuses for a while now to get out of going home) Maybe I'll have a sit down with them and tell them/talk about it
>>23362426
Well - glad things are good now, sorry it had to be that way. I'm white British too, but not living there now. Overall the year in Turkey? Would you live outside UK again? Deffo no pics?
>>23362340
>>23362481
You remind me of this actor called Luke Pasqualino
>>23353821
Everybody thinks I'm gay because I don't find women attractive anymore, but really I just can't get hard anymore and I'm fucking 22. I have to think about my ex if I want to get even remotely worked up, and even then it just ends in a night of heavy drinking and self-placating, like I don't find anyone but her appealing in the slightest. I haven't had more physical contact than handshakes in the past few months, and maybe it's because the only conversation I have is electronic or with store clerks, but it feels like I'm coming off "too friendly" or eager or something to talk to people and they seem offput. I genuinely just want to talk, about art or fucking music or something and have someone look me in the eyes with that same look, that fucking look. Like I was interesting, like what I was saying mattered and that they wanted to be there. Not just passing the time thinking about better things to do. FUCKING NIGHTMARE.
She, nor most of my family even know that I tried to take my own life 2 months ago, and even then it's not like that would give them any reason to try and hold me back up on my feet. I can't help but think about it most every hour of the day. Food doesn't even taste good anymore.
>>23362420
What's that supposed to mean
>>23362506
Fred from skins... I use to hear that a lot hahah.
>>23362522
That's the other thing I know him from! I got to his imdb via The Musketeers show that I just saw one episode of
>>23362450
you should do that, good luck
Once I let my grandmother's tiny lap dog lick my vagina. I didn't use pb or anything. Now I'm 19 and no one knows and I've tried killing that dog several times, without luck.
>>23362509
you prob need professional help, its no shame to look for help when you need.
stay strong anon.
>>23362536
You like the show? I think hes become a way better from what he was as a actor bk in skins.
>>23362564
wtf did you try to kill the poor dog? he just did what you allowed and its not like he is gonna tell anyone
>>23362574
Haven't seen enough to know if it's good or not, just randomly stumbled upon it looking for match of the day. Makes sense he got better though, most of the time children and teenagers don't have the emotional depth to be a decent actor
>>23362579
He's so gross and old. I can't stand to see him when I visit her.
>>23362573
Was doing that for a while, turned out I have some PTSD-related problems from some shit that happened a long time ago, but once we started talking about it I started having these allegorical nightmares, either about all the things I had done wrong or things that happened to make me like this, and would wake up sweating or jumping out of bed. Like, I used to have severe recurring nightmares as a kid shortly after, and that's most of what I remember of my childhood, and when you start having them again and finding allegory almost two decades later I don't know. It took me 10 years to let someone touch me, maybe I'm just not meant to be any different. It feels like I'm just this shitty ceramic shell, and there's a black hole in me slowly cracking through and sucking me in man. I just want to hear her voice one more time. I need to stop writing poetry probably just self-fulfilling.
really want to fuck my best mates girlfriend
>>23362513
He's just being a jerk because he can... Mask of anonymity and all that.
>>23362648
Im sorry man, to be honest you seem to be in a really bad place right now, i think you should focus in yourself before you try to connect with other in a relationship. It is hard to get over other people it really is but time usually take care of that, maybe you could try find new hobbies that will get your mind busy so you dont think about her so much.
and i think you should go back to therapy, if you feel its not working with one maybe look for another therapist.
good lucky man life has its ups an downs and we should keep hustling :)
>>23362614
you sound really selfish, thinking about killing a dog just cause you "can't stand to see him when I visit her."
>>23362378
Hey man I was in the same boat and felt like a piece of shit for lying to everyone about it. Eventually I started doing online classes instead and it really helped and I didn't have to lie and it feels so much better. Lmk I you needa talk
Once I was OP of a thread on /b/, I guess I'm a faggot.
i'm asian and i only want to date asian girls.
>>23362884
I'm white and I want to date Asian girls.
>>23361651
Maybe once I get situated more then I'll go see a therapist about it. For now I'm ok
>>23355597
ask him to let you make things even, buy a strap on and have at it. i promise you he won't pull that on you again.
>>23355611
it can only end up a handful of ways, either you end things and he never knows, you let him know and he turns you down, or you tell him and the feelings are returned, which might be more likely than you think since you guys are sexually compatible.
>>23355762
if your wife doesn't let you it's probably because you're horrible at it.
>>23355919
too bad that will never happen because half of us outcasts don't give two shits about the normies, it's just you and most of /r9k/
>>23356283
you have held on for a long time. i'm going to sound cliche and lame saying this, but you are strong, anon. not a lot of people could keep on moving forward after facing something like you did, especially at such a young age.
i'm actually working towards my degree in biochem forensics and law, maybe one day there will be something i can do to help you, legally or not
>>23361272
what about to the people you actually like? or do you not like anyone on here at all?
I started talking to a 17 year old girl who told me a big secret about herself. The secret was pretty bad, sketchy type.
But it made me wonder about myself, and whether that secret is true of me too. So I deleted her and now I hate myself.
>>23364612
what was the secret?
>>23364705
About a type of attraction.
>>23353821
I haven't worked in years. I still apply for jobs but I never get them because of a huge gap in employment. I'm always relieved when I dot get them. I'm terrified of going back into the work force. I'm considering selling drugs and being a criminal instead.
I really want to go back to drugs, everyone thinks im just so strong, but its killing me.
>>23353821
I support my ex because she's the only one who gives me attention anymore. She'll never have to pay bills again as long as she has a conversation with me once a night.
>>23355524
>but really im going on a lads holiday with my guy friends..It's the only way I can go without her knowing
HOOOOO-LY FUCK MAN
Are you 12? Does she blackmail you? Are your friends Hitler incarnate?
>Hey babe, I'm going out this weekend with a couple of my buds.
If you have to resort to lying and hiding for banal things like this, just you wait when it comes to the porn you watch, your motorcycle, your guns, what have you.
>>23355727
vocaroo a jingle for us that's hilarious
>>23364937
She's really controlling. It would cause an argument and I can't deal with that. I might tell her the truth when I get back from it bit so far she dont know and so there's no way she can ruin this for me.
Cheated on my socially awkward, chubby boyfriend with his fit Chad swimmer "friend" from college. Gave him a footjob and let him come on my toes.
My boyfriend has a foot fetish too but I've never indulged him.
I had this friend who worked in IT and was really good with computers and he showed me one day how easy it was to hack people's web cams and like he was able to turn them on, really messed me up at the time but I never told anyone.
Killed a dog with lye and sausages. Kinda got thrilled. I remember the feeling; it was fucking good, and I honestly miss it.
I had an affair with a woman married to a guy in my shop when i was stationed in Japan. Guy used to beat her so I genuinely don't feel bad. They got divorced but things didn't work out between us. I've been drinking myself to death ever since.
I'm currently writing my memoirs from that time about my time in Tokyo intermixed with the entire thing. Five chapters in.
>>23364575
>but you are strong
haha i am in no way strong. I've just managed not to fall apart
I still remember the first and last name of the first one. He went to my school and he was only a couple years older than me. I had to walk past him in the hallway for an entire year
>>23365586
"benching 200lbs every day isn't strong, its just something i do since i go to the gym"
Look, strength comes in more varieties than just "sail through life with no stress or loss"
>>23361923
It has to do when I was a substitute teacher (No I didn't molest any kids).
I've payed for two escorts, one a girl the other a tranny.
I've blown 2 guys from craigslist
>>23360834
I know how you feel
I'm still in love with the guy I briefly was close friends with/dated for a few weeks. I think about him a lot, I have yet to meet someone as intelligent and funny as he is. Better yet, this was a year and a half ago; should I not be over this? It wasn't even an official relationship, we both just knew we liked each other. Every time I see him, my heart beats crazily, and my breathing gets all fucked up.
The worst part it, he can't stand me. I just wish had truly appreciated him when i had the chance, I didn't realize how perfect he as for me until he left.
:(
>>23367781
I had*
he was*
:/
I've got a crush on this married guy that I work with. I fantasize about riding his cock or giving him oral while he's talking to me.
I'm an addict. I've smoked weed every single day of my life for the past 15 years, have a drink problem insofar as when I start I don't stop until I psychically can't lift the bottle or run out of money (rather than drinking everyday, which I don't do) and I fucking love valium.
I had a 3 month phase of eating valiums like they were vitamins about 6 years ago, I'd usually eat a blister pack of D10's every day. It frightened the shit out of me how fast I got dependant and the week after I stopped the depression was indescribable.
I have literally no friends and never been in a relationship. I have never been sober enough to actually enjoy sex.
When I'm sober I can't control myself, I haven't grown up and don't know how to.
I'm 29 on Friday and don't know what to do anymore. Over half my life has been spent in a haze of smoke and pills and hangovers.
>>23355482
How so
>>23355597
You a guy or a girl
>>23355597
You a guy or a girl>>23356283
How'd it happen
>>23367964
Not to shit all over you or something, honestly I'm not being mean when I say this but.. That lifestyle fucking terrifies me yet it's where I seem to be going and I'm finding myself not caring?
I don't know, I'm such a contridiction
>>23368001
I'm a girl >>23361121 here's the story
>>23365412
How
>>23368021
You aren't shitting all over me anymore than deserved, I'm not admitting to doing anything good, I'm a piece of shit, I look like a pikey, people cross the road to avoid me and security follows me around shops. It's a terrible lifestyle.
>I'm finding myself not caring
That's the hardest part honestly. And aslong as you have a bag of weeddudelmao why would you care.
Just try not to fall into the trap of not caring about money, is far too easy to not care about paying your bills when all you want is a smoke or some coke or whatever it is you want and take it from me there isn't much that's more worrying than a bunch of hard men knocking on your door at 6am.
>>23362481
nice try sanchez, but I think >>23361820 was asking for a nordic boyfriend
Wow, some things written on this thread are reminding me real deep stuff. I tought I buried it forever but.. I guess I gotta thank the thread for that.
So at the age of 15 I used to stroll around with the cats in my house when nobody was here, completely naked. Cats usually went between my legs and shit. Now I'm 19 and all the cats are dead (by natural way). I don't miss them as if I made a link between us. This was just some cats and some retarded teenager. I've never felt like I was attracted by animals (good thing for my sanity) and I just consider this as a experience, not a terrible one but I'll never do this again.
>>23368408
Cats have sharp nails tho
>>23368159
Shhh....tho arent finns nordic ;)
Apparently my ID just changed, whatever.
>>23370916
Well they were very sweet and absolutely not aggressive towards me. I can't even remember if they used their claws for something else than scratching the damn couch.
>>23371214
Cats can be so cute <3
>>23370922
I think the jury is still out on that one
The girl who bullied and copied me non-stop for years is now a "friend".
2/3 of the guys she's dated during this time have used her to get to me.
I'm lesbian but I still fucked the guy she fell for the hardest.
She makes vague status about how she can't trust anyone, like it, she unfriends me
my biggest secret is that im a camgirl here in /soc/ :D
>>23371555
Well atleast you have something to fall back on if your career in politics doesn't work out.
>>23371480
Relax
>>23353821
I have really bad ingrown toenails and i did surgery on myself but it didn't do anything but make it worse
I fuck around with people on Craigslist. I've set people up to meet with one another, get pics from horny old people, and collect pics of whores from my area. I do go through with some things, and give people what they're looking for. Sometimes I come to terms with what I'm doing and I feel shitty but I can't really stop.
My cousin basically held me down and tried her hardest to force her tongue in my mouth when we were both little girls. I've never told anyone irl
>>23353821
I'm in a happy relationship with my gf, but when she's not here I go on omegle and pretend I'm a girl, giving pics from here to get compliment and attention
>>23353821
When I get home from work, I wear some dark clothes like BDSM, wearing a mask and gadgets, then I go to save Gotham.
>>23361352
That's the saddest post in here
>>23353821
I'm from a middle class family, happily raised in a beloved family, successfull kid in school, pretty talented for a lot of things, remotely attractive, but I'm in depression since 10 fucking years and think about killing myself everyday. It made me fail in college, abandonned studies and loose all my friends and loved ones.
I travel alot for work have alot of one night stands. Always poke holes in the condoms so they break. Hate to know how many kids I have
>>23371799
>Sometimes I come to terms with what I'm doing and I feel shitty but I can't really stop.
You and all other catfishers m80
I have crippling social anxiety. I went to a club, got drunk and cried all the way home without interacting with anyone that day. I am a guy.
>>23372065
I can't think this is real. Nice bait,
I hope so..
Why would you even do that ?
I'm the confident, outgoing guy that everyone loves. I haven't had an actual conversation with a girl in months. Just picking up chicks and fucking them. I haven't lovingly held a girl in so long. I just want to lay in bed and hold someone close to me
>>23353821
1) When I was 7, I basically played a really dirty version of doctor with a 4/5 year old my mom babysat. We're both girls and it ways down on my every day she's gonna have to live with it.
2) One time I licked my dog's pussy.
I'm in love with Mine from "Akame Ga Kill" and working on success in life to one day find someone like her
a guy thinks he raped me when we were drunk. I was stumbly as fuck and nonverbal but still remember every second of it; it was great.
after the party, he avoids me like the plague and a bunch of our friends ostracize him - because they think he raped me too
I don't want to contradict them because then I'd look gay.
>>23373668
Are you gay? Or was it just a one-time thing
>>23365412
I kind of have a feeling you're a girl for some reason
You are, aren't you?
People are telling me how well I'm losing weight because I've changed so much
I've only done it because after no contact for 5 years my ex started sending me voice clips of insults about my appearance and I keep playing them back over and over until I'm on edge resenting everything and disgusted with myself
It's the only way I've found to be motivated
Im a virgin, I'm 18. Going into the military Im scared im going to die never knowing how it feels to be in a relationship.
I'm short as all hell, but not bad looking, I have a good sized dick but I'm just not sure what I can do. I dont wanna hurt any lover by going into the military and die. Thats why I stayed away.
So why do I feel so love sick?
>>23365386
>>23365386
>She's really controlling.
Problem number one.
> I can't deal with that.
Problem number two.
>I might tell her the truth when I get back from it bit so far she dont know and so there's no way she can ruin this for me.
Aaaand three strikes, you're out.
She's obviously controlling and insane, and you're obviously codependent with minimal self esteem. Dump her and work on yourself.
I'm legitimately a licensed therapist, btw.
>>23353821
I want to die very often.
Been depressed for most of my life.
Very lonely. Disappointed in the world.
Been/is sexually repressed I guess which is complicated to deal with.
I won't die though. So there's that at least.
>>23353821
I saw person through /soc/ a few days ago and I feel I lost an opportunity that day; I looked hrough this board near everyday looking if they ever post again...
I've cheated on all my girlfriends
>>23374487
Because you don't feel like you can stay monogamous or because your girlfriends just bored you?
The only kind of women I'm compatible with are unicorns basically.
>bi
>switch
>anime tolerant
>tall
>not obese
>intelligent
>nice
>athiest
Literally every single one of those things is uncommon, some are the rarest possibilities for what people can align as.
Back to searching on /soc/ I guess.
>>23374503
I'll usually feel bored or neglected and then it'll end up happening.
the relationships headed downhill anyway
A gay man tried to rape me at a party and I beat him senseless. Years later I still get excited at the thought of "if he had won that fight..."
I'm a switch but I've never gotten experience being a sub and crave it badly. I want to worship a woman and I want her to own me. None of the women I talk to have a femdom attitude, and so far no one on /soc/ has been able to sate my appetite. Never lucky
In jealous of her since she has everything all lined up in her life. She's going to Ireland and the Bahamas and is ready to just move away. I need to move on and do something but finding anything of substance is hard. People only sent me because of my body and in almost fully willing give it up evrrynight just to feel something anytjjng at all. Something to ease my mind. I have another 10 months in this place you could call a home and it doesn't feel like one.its empty and sad. I wish I had friends
I have a whole fantasy where I take a picture of myself standing on a bridge and post saying I'm about to jump and someone talks me out of it and then a few days later I post in a hospital gown from the mental ward etc etc
I feel like the only way to get anyone to say they give a shit about me is when I'm threatening to kill myself. Last time I attempted was 5 years ago and I've just grown more alone.
>>23374580
As a person who deals with this daily I know how you feel
I have looked at so much porn over my life that now only underage nude girls get me off. I mean I can still get off to normal girls but it's just no where near the same
I really think I'm autistic and I want to die frequently.
>>23374622
>>23374580
As someone suffering through cancer, and with no choice in the matter between living and dying, fuck both of you. You are disgusting people.
I want to date a girl with vaginismus (or whatever it's called) so sex is horribly painful and makes her cry every time. Just sobbing begging me to stop. Gets me so hard
Been in a relationship for 20 years now and I can't stop stealing used panties from her family members and random houses I visit cause I'm a new bedroom set furniture installer..I have nearly 2---30gallon trash bags full of used panties.
Some of her family members are hott..
>>23374633
Same here dude.
The struggle is really.
Mi still in love with a friend I met here m,my buzzlightyear, I miss him and I realized how much of a bad person was, I'm a beta with fear of any kind of emotional commitment
Met and made friends with a girk from a gaming website. Got a crush on her. Feelings weren't recipricated and ended up having a short, casual sexting thing with her slutty younger sister.
I'm scared to accept an identity for myself because I'm not happy with myself.
>>23358360
Lmao that's great
I broke a brand new $5000 computer at work, told my boss it was like that when I opened the package
>>23374837
That's awesome
>>23374520
I'm all of these, anime tolerant but don't ever make me watch with you because I wouldn't be interested
>>23376118
Are you me?
>>23376459
No but if I was, def. be weird lol
>>23376118
>>23376459
>>23376722
Might as well tell my story
I used to play WoW pretty hardcore and of-course there was the one girl healer who was treated like a goddess by all the other people in the raid. I just treated her like normal (I think) and we ended up talking on vent for a long time after every raid. We both really liked talking to each-other and exchanged phone numbers and things escalated from there over whatsapp. I ended up spending the night in her parents' house with her and ate her out that night, I think she regretted that the day after. But it turns out her little sister in the room next to hers heard us and somehow got my number and we sexted for a while, I had so many fantasies about having them both at the same time. I broke up with the older sister not much after and it all fizzled out
I love talking dirty with girls over Kik and snapchat behind my girlfriend's back and I secretly wanna cheat on her with slutty girlfriends and wives. I love the thought of cumming inside them knowing they aren't safe, especially my girlfriend's married best friend whom I absolutely despise
>>23353821
I have no friends, no social life and all I do is work now.
I feel my youth is going to pass me by and im going to realize I wasted my life always telling myself that it will eventually get better.
Friends wife soon to be X wife this week use to invite me over and tease me. He never knew. She would always try to invite me over when he wasn't home. Went over a few times and she would get naked or go topless in the hot tub when it was just me.
Never did anything with her but a little temped to cause she was damn hot and one of my other friends just got a blowjob from her last week. They are breaking up due to the fact she gets naked and drinks herself to sleep in the restroom every night.
I've got a secret
It's on the tip of my tongue it's on the back of my lungs and
I'm gonna keep it
I know something you don't know
>>23372065
Please no......
>>23361511
> Your not in love with him if you are able to lie to him
How gloriously naive.
>>23356245
It should be bothering you. Won't be long before you're burning in hell for all eternity.
>>23361918
Any chance you live in Alaska? You remind me of someone.
I fantasize about killing people for money
>>23374633
Do you mean by looking at underage girls in porn or fucking them?
>>23380045
Just looking at them. Though the thought of fucking one has come across my mind though I'd only do it if there were no repercussions
>>23374633
I know what you mean man. After watching so much porn, nothing does it for me. I started watching traps because it was a bit amusing and then got bored of it. Then I started watching gay then got turned off of it a few months ago. Now I just lurk /b/ for that occasional cp.
>>23380109
>lurking /b/
Dude, ever heard of LS Magazine? Or searched nudism? That's where it's at
>>23361511
you make out with a fucking dog don't call anyone else disgusting again. ever.
I hate when people let their stupid fucking pets in the house, it's fucking disgusting.
Im madly in love with my straight best friend for one year now. Everytime i sleep in his house i sniff his used underwear and wank with it strapped to my head. I know its disgusting, but i just cant handle myself. And Im actually not able to have any sex at all for some time(due to surgery), so yeah, im not meeting new ppl atm.
Im pretty handsome, but he's prolly 99% straight. One day i'll make a move tho. Its just worth trying, he's the most incredible person i know, by far.
>>23355611
5 years ago, that was my FWB and I (I'm a guy). I didn't want to date and she developed feelings. Eventually I did too, though, and we started dating. Got married last year.
She left me a month ago. :-|
I never have and never will act on it, but I'm very sexually attracted to my stepdaughter. Her mother and I are no longer together, and she's in college now. I'm engaged, but I would leave my fiancé in a heartbeat for her.
>>23380696
Since when have i made out with dogs...uhh??
>>23380129
Do you vpn?
>>23374633
>>23380109
Lol you fags are going to get v& for saying that
I'm Into furries but I don't consider myself one. I don't have a fursona or a animal i relate myself too, But I've always wanted to date a chick who was a furry.
>>23379931
You were born in the wrong place and time, friend. Shoulda been a bounty hunter.
>>23374546
I have the opposite problem. My boyfriend acts like a switch and says he's a switch but the only way he likes being dominated is if I tie him up or pin him down and fuck him. That's it. Like he used to try to get into butt stuff and whatnot but since then (like $300 later after buying a nice strapon and different anal toys) he's turned it down completely and doesn't want to try again. Sad dom is sad. I mean, I don't mind being sub every once in a while but I reeeeally just want to completely dominate someone and make them my slave.
>>23374520
I'm all of the above, except I'm a little more than bi (pan) and short. There is hope, my friend!
My secret:
When my boyfriend left for class (we go to college and he starts earlier than me), I snooped through his computer and finally found his super hidden fap folder. He was always really weird about it and didn't want to share anything with me, even though I shared the more vanilla things of mine with him and I think I found out why..
He has a golden shower fetish. And now I feel really bad because 1) I went through his things and 2) I made a really big deal about not being into that kind of stuff or feet and other more "extreme" fetishes when we first started dating. After finding this out, I did some "research" and now I feel like I could do some mild stuff with peeing and wouldn't be totally opposed to it, but it's never gonna happen now and I feel so bad about it.
>>23384049
Just casually during some sextime go 'you know I have been thinking it over and I kinda feel like golden showers aren't so bad? Maybe we should try a little?' you don't have to let on that you looked through his personal stuff, just make it seem like you've been thinking about kinky stuff on your own.
>>23355579
respect
I enjoy biting the skin off my hands/arms and knees and eating it. Been Doing it since I was a teenager but now it's gotten worse bigger chunks im biting off, I'm scarred in most places and basically completely destroyed my hands. I can't stop though
I was a substitute teacher. A movie was on the agenda. Lights go out in a windowless room. At teacher's desk, I whip it out and masturbate while 12 yr old watch some Shakespeare shit.
Since i was 12, i thought it was normal to think about suicide on a regular basis.
>>23353821
I sucked my friend's dick on sunday, got him to cum. He told me not to tell anyone, even the people I talk to online
I want to be a sugar baby, but I don't think I'm attractive enough to pull it off, or I'd actually be able to sleep with my sugar daddy when the time came.
