Desert Island Thread
You're stranded on an island for 10 years.
It's about 10 square kilometres in area
Some of the wildlife is dangerous.
>post pic
>choose people to accompany you on the island
You can choose as many anons to accompany you on the island as you want, but each one will add an extra year to your stay.
>>23341597
>skills
i can make you not hate yourself more than anyone else on the island
can make sandcastles
survival is a tenuous proposition...
on this desert island
Hello, I am autistic.
I like small animals. My only skill is that I can recite Finnegans Wake from my superior memory. By the way, UK did 7/11. I also like religious texts and consider myself a Mongol cave painting enthusiast.
I'm also a NEET and do no work. All wagecucks on suicide watch top kek
>>23341597
>It's about 10 square kilometres in area
>Some of the wildlife is dangerous.
Like what, vipers? Kill all the dangerous wildlife and eat it, of course.
>choose people to accompany you on the island
HAHAHA! What the fuck? I get a tropical island all to myself and you expect me to ruin it by adding humans? Fuck that shit.
>You can choose as many anons to accompany you on the island as you want, but each one will add an extra year to your stay.
Do they have to be alive the entire time for me to get the extra year out of them?
>post pic
Here ya go.
>>23341655
>Do they have to be alive the entire time for me to get the extra year out of them?
Nah. You can kill them straight away if you really want to spend a long time on the island alone
You could always just stay after the ten years, though.
Skills: can and will eat anything
Good at knots
Spent years in scouts so I'm basically Ray Mears
Drawbacks: I burn easily, I have asthma
>>23341663
Yay! Free bird and fish food!
>>23341666
pads or tampons? which do you prefer?
>>23341597
The only other company ill ever need is a volleyball named Wilson. Why the fuck would i bring extra people unless i was going to eat them.
>skills
Shitposting extraodinaire
...
I guess thats it...
I´ll post a pic of my island fa m later, dont worry.
>skills
argentina is white
i'll kill myself btw i don't want to live 10 years on a fucking island
>>23341705
skills
>can play soccer
>pretend to be european
>cuantas copas tenés boludo
>maradona messi pope che guevara eva perón
>>23341705
What's Argentina like? I'm considering it as a possible country for immigrating to.
>>23341621
>>23341628
>>23341655
>>23341666
>>23341686
>>23341705
you're all coming to my island
alright so far this is what i got planned
>>23341628
only this man will talk when we start the island
he can only talk in passages from Finnegans Wake
we are all allowed to talk at any point, but only in complete paragraphs from the book
anyone who doesn't follow these rules will be culled
by the end of year 5, i imagine that we would've almost certainly succumbed to insanity, and our culture of shitposting will have taken its complete form
we will be truly content in our new found free spiritedness and euphoria
>>23341721 riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
>>23341721
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
>>23341721
>>23341732
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
>>23341732
>>23341726
>>23341735
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
>>23341732
>>23341735
>>23341737
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
>>23341740
>>23341737
>>23341735
>>23341732
>>23341726
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
Skills
Intimidating glare
Great at the harmonica, positive uplifter or a blues morale depleter
Fast runner
Constant source of whitty banter
>>23341721
>>23341726
>>23341732
>>23341735
>>23341737
>>23341740
>>23341744 riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
>>23341720
weather depends a lot of the city, cold and hot as hell too.
People is unconcerned in general, they take it easy all the time.
Maybe one of the best cow meats in the world, italian food is very common too, food is really cool.
dollars and euros are really expensive here.
a lot of insecurity in the streets, not much as mexico, venezuela, colombia, but more than idk germany, netherlands, etc
grills are h0t.
There still is some place if somebody wants to cuddle up :^)
>plan
Well realisticly we would spent the first year crying because we miss our pcs but that would mean that our bitter, satly tears raise the water level so high that we drown.
The only good measure we can take is to make a funky island band.
We´ll be the best band of the island!
>>23341774
Germanon: I really, really, really like this image.
>>23341774 riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
Skills:
Good at improvising and making alternatives
Good company so you won't go insane
Cons:
Massive cry baby
Natural selection would have a field day on me
>>23341745
you can come along
deplete morale to induce insanity
>>23341781
preventing insanity is treasonous
>>23341780
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
>>23341786
>>23341781
>>23341745
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
>>23341778
Thanks desu :3
>>23341786
>>23341780
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
>>23341610
I choose you, I'm so down for sandcastles.
>>23341791
>>23341790
>>23341786
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
>2016
>riverrun
>Adam's
>implying swerve of shore
>not doing fr'over the short sea
>>23341807
>2016
>riverrun
>Adam's
>implying swerve of shore
>not doing fr'over the short sea
>>23341774
God damn, we're a sexy bunch.
>
what if someone gets diarhea pills and makes us eat them
>>23341887
is this a passage
>>23341892
What I'd diarhea pills eat
>>23341902
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
>>23341906 riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their jumped
>>23341751
Is there much to do?
Remove:
- Eating
- Shopping
- Doing drugs
- Drinking
- Fucking strangers
- Sports
from the equation and then answer this question.
Also, how fat/unattractive are the men? I don't care about the women.
How expensive are rent, utilities, etc? What sort of public benefits are there? What's unemployment like?
>>23341666
Just noticed I got satanic trips, so add summoning the devil to my list of skills, and the wonderful ability to look like I'm fake smiling even when I'm really smiling
>>23341821
Hell yes we are
>>23341781
I will take you to my island. I don't want to go insane
>>23341705
You are coming too, we will create a new Malvinas
>>23341745
You are coming with us harmonica man, we need music to fight the depressing thoughts of dying on an island with no one ever finding our corpses
>skills
Can draw, can cook tasty food, good at telling stories, calm, good listener
>cons
0 surviving skills, gets lost easily, skin burns and cuts extremely easily, bad decisions under pressure, shitty memory
All I want is someone with medical training who is nice to talk to
>Skills
Hunting and wilderness experience, not sure if it will help on an exotic island without a gun though
Calm and sociable, I think I'm pretty easy to hang out with
>Cons
Drink and smoke too much so my cardio is fucked
I'm skinny so if we starve I'm worthless to eat
B U M P
>skills
Entertainment and motivation. Good at survival stuff. Most likely won't stab you in the back. Might talk you into suicide ... wait, that's probably a con.
>cons
Would get really bored without means to write and start a fire, an arena for the animals to fight or similar shit.
>>23341745
Tempted to take you. Might prevent me to kill myself out of boredom.
>>23341781
>hot chick
>good company
Mhmm. Would take you too.
>>23342298
>all this cons
>not even fat to work as emergency food source
Jesus, no.
>skills
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their mumper
>cons
riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend
of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to
Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short sea, had passen-
core rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy
isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor
had topsawyer's rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse
to Laurens County's gorgios while they went doublin their jumped
also I'm half black
Desert Island?
Why can't it be a dessert island?
>Skills
9 years Muay Thai 8 Years BJJ experience
Good at filtering water from natural materials
Won't cry about killing animals for food
Not scared of many things
Can lift heavy things to make a good and sturdy shelter from bad weather.
>Drawbacks
I eat. A lot.
I am terrified of spiders and drowning. (I'm good at killing spiders if I have to, but I'd really just rather avoid them. they freak me out)
I'm a heavy sleeper.
P.S. we're going to have to cuddle a lot after necessities are taken care of
>>23341666
taking you because of scout knowledge so you won't be useless and you posted Satan.
>>23341686
you because of good company. As long as you don't complain every two seconds.
