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/vt/atv/ - Virgin Talk/All Things Virgin

Literally just a place for virgins to talk and talk about their virginity.

Possible points of interest, you decide:
>A/S/L
>Pic
>Contact info
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
>If/when you think you'll lose it
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
>Have you been teased about it lately?
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
>What would you like it to be like?
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
>Anything else you'd like to share?
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>A/S/L
21/female/star sprangled fokas
>Pic
related
>Contact info
askkkk
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Mocking babies/I have a job/gunna go to school for computer programming, might minor in film who knows
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
Farts. Cause sex is weird and kinda gross
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
Nawh
>If/when you think you'll lose it
I will be my man's virgin suicide
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
Nope for the past dudes i dated before it did, which they can eat shit
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
More to desperate to win the lotto desu
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
Lots
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
Nah
>Have you been teased about it lately?
Nope more rewarded for it
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
i watch veggie tale porn daily
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
Im going to drain his soul i swear
>What would you like it to be like?
Hmmmmm, cute i guess not super awkward
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
Dom asf
>Anything else you'd like to share?
farts
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>>23333021
To any virgins from a non-virgin....don't sweat it....do it at your own pace...
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>A/S/L
20/M/Canada
>Pic
Okay
>Contact info
Skype: Evilmastervyro
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
I play a bunch of video games, listen to horror podcasts, watch movies of every genre, and do all of the above at my shit ass phone store job where I just sit all day unsupervised.
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
Physically, my body is unattractive, but the ultimate reason for my virginity is likely mental problems. I practically refuse to be interested in anyone who isn't also a virgin because I have BAD yandere tendencies and just want to be alone with my partner forever.
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
Often.
>If/when you think you'll lose it
I don't think I ever will.
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
Well, it makes me feel lonely a lot. My sex drive absolutely drives me to literal madness half the time.
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
I would never pay. I only want to lose it to someone I love.
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
All of them.
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
No.
>Have you been teased about it lately?
No.
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
I can't get off to porn. I'm exclusively into the idea of eating out my lover, and no porn features this concept with a good angle and the girl actually enjoying it.
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
I have no idea.
>What would you like it to be like?
Awkward, but special, because two people who love each other are doing something new and intimate for the first time.
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
Every fetish I have is basically a result of my one online gf I've had. Eating out a girl is my number one and always will be, but because of her, I'm interested in period sex, unshaved armpits and legs, and just general lewd licking
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>>23333081
But like.... You already did it.... Why would your advice hold merit?
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>A/S/L
21/M/USA
>Contact info
doesn't matter, people never contact anyone
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
programming, video games, tech shit, watching anime
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
was incredibly unpopular as a little kid, never developed social skills, now I'm a 21 year old guy with 0 friends and has never had a relationship
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
it bothers me most of the time, especially now that my brother is engaged and I can't talk to him, my 1 friend, without his fiancee telling me how funny she thinks it is
>If/when you think you'll lose it
I might never, social skills this bad at my age are pretty much end of the road. If I ever get in a relationship now, she's either going to be a gold digger or is going to have to deal with decades of anxiety and mental issues built up from spending 20 hours a day alone talking to myself
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
it usually fucks up my relations and opinions with women, I've seen a particularly cruel side of most women where they like to laugh whenever I get into mental or physical pain or they see me as a walking wallet or tool to use
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort) to lose it?
no, I'm not paying anyone, I already feel like a walking wallet
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
yeah, if they don't already know they can probably guess
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
not really, my family thinks I'm gay though
>Have you been teased about it lately?
sister in law is always saying shit to people about it and always gives details about what she does when she fucks my brother too. funny enough, she lost hers at 20
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
maybe 2-3 times a day
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
I'd hope something special like young love, but that's probably way behind me
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>>23333097
Bro if you got a shorter haircut and contacts you would look hella fine
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>>23333140
Physical issues aren't my problem. I hate social interaction with multiple people, and I am horribly introverted. I just want some girl who is also this mentally ill to be with alone forever, playing games, lying next to each other, and talking every moment of every day.
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>>23333140
don't bother, he's a tripfag who has his harem of edgy teen girls cut his name into their skin for him
he could have lost it a long time ago but he keeps posting in these threads and fishing for compliments
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>A/S/L
27/M/702
>Pic: Related
(still look the same after 3 years)
>Contact info
Does anyone even want it?
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Gaming, Reading, movies, television shows, deep thinking. / occasional, decent money: Masonry, Floor installation. If it's wood, tile, granite, marble, stone,vinyl, carpet etc etc, if it goes on the floor, wall, ceiling, or counter. I do that. / Early high school drop out.. played games for 6 years, got GED at 17.
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
I've pretty much only dated long distance.. either when things got even more serious between us they usually broke up with me or cheated. For whatever fucking reason, every time I would get ready to go out there to meet them, the relationship would completely die right there and end. I didn't think there was anything wrong with me, told I'm handsome or cute. I just don't know why it falls apart when I want to meet them. Lately I've been thinking there is something terribly wrong with me and just have become completely depressed over it.
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
Sometimes, but I mostly don't think of it.
>If/when you think you'll lose it
with my current record, I might as well find a whore.. I could literally take a 40minute drive out to a brothel, but I don't want to lose it like that.
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
Not until recently.. I'm 27.. Life feels like it's over and I'm now undesirable.
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>>23333175
>harem of edgy teen girls cut his name into their skin for him
That is one girl, and I am incredibly deeply in love with her. When we first met and all that happened, it was so sudden it scared me, but over our time talking to each other, I have fallen so, so deeply in love with her, but she says I waited too long, and refuses to be with me now.

True pain is beyond your comprehension.
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>A/S/L
25/m/ger
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Meeting friends, video games, watching series / Movies
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
Super shy, low confidence, got rejected 5/5. Small dick 4.5-5". Can't small talk.
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
Not anymore
>If/when you think you'll lose it
Never, except a miracle happens and I find a matching gf
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
Maybe with finding a gf
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
Nah, would never pay for that
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
Dunno maybe none, maybe a few
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
I'm not telling anyone about my non-existent sex life
>Have you been teased about it lately?
Nope
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
1x week
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
Awkward, too nervous to get hard
>What would you like it to be like?
Comfortable with a virgin girl that wants to take things slow. Not want to lose it to a ons tho.
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
Bdsm in general, I'm a switch
>Anything else you'd like to share?
I got told I'm handsome. Not all hope lost yet
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>>23333179
>>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
I find myself looking at ads and thinking about it, but as stated earlier, I'd rather find someone to love completely. don't care for hook-up culture.
>>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
Idk, I'd say about four for certain, maybe seven or eight total, I've forgotten who I've told, and some are no longer in my life
>>Do you try to keep it a secret?
Yeah, somewhat, if I trust the person I might, but it's not something I'm open about.
>>Have you been teased about it lately?
Nope.
>>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
every couple of days, why not? I know that's probably part of the problem. The people I have shown interest in are not interested in a relationship.
>>What do you expect your first time to be like?
I guess a romantic love like in a movie or show.. although realisticly it won't be like this probably.
>>What would you like it to be like?
Same as above, intimate and a connecting bond.
>>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
Oral, Giving/receiving. Breast play, grinding, mirrors. Blindfolds, maybe some rope for restriction play. I would be the dominant or equal.. I just can't see myself being a sub/bottom.
>>Anything else you'd like to share?
I've erp'd, cammed, phone sex, even made an audio recording for someone once. Never been into the physical part, always emotional because of the distance I guess. I just want a monogomas relationship with someone to love.
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>>23333129
cause it's honestly not really even a big deal....i thought it was, then I did it....desu i was happier that I did it for the sake of doing it...
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>>23333333
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>A/S/L
20/m/aus
>Pic
mmmm
>Contact info
kik: daftest.punk
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
3rd year uni/part time job
Hobbies are vidya and sports and weather observation
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
social anxiety, looks, generally don't start conversations with women
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
Lil bit
>If/when you think you'll lose it
Whenever I find someone I love
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
No
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
Not at this stage
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
Probs all subconsciously
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
Yeah
>Have you been teased about it lately?
Nah
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
Daily/every second day
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
Nerveracking
>What would you like it to be like?
Amazing
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
Light femdom, latex
>Anything else you'd like to share?
bls helb
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>A/S/L
18 f UK
>Pic
Related
>Contact info
Maybe later
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Videogames, films, reading, currently doing A levels
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
Boys are dumb
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
Nah
>If/when you think you'll lose it
Yeah when I find the right guy
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
No
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it? Absolutely not
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
Not sure, I don't flaunt it but I don't hide it either
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
No
>Have you been teased about it lately?
Yeah, but in a friendly way
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
Daily, usually
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
Probably a bit shit desu
>What would you like it to be like?
Like hours of slow teasing sensual sex before he Blows a huge load all over me
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
Bondage, pet play, orgasm control
>Anything else you'd like to share?
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>>23333839
pet play :3 you would make an excellent kitten I guess
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>>23333186
le cry le romance

u r 20 get over it
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>>23333078
>femdom
Just saw this
Yiss
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>A/S/L
27/m/pa
>Pic
Pardon the retard, just cut my hair
>Contact info
Probably not
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Guitar, video games, drawing, music mixing, writing. Currently unemployed (steel mills amirite?) Diploma
>Why you think you're still a virgin?
Because I choose to be
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
Not bothered
>If/when you think you'll lose it
Couldn't say for sure, time will tell
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems? Not at all
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it? I'm sure that's easily extrapolated at this point
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin? Most
>Do you try to keep it a secret? Not at all
>Have you been teased about it lately? No, I usually confront anyone who uses virgin as an insult
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently? not really
>What do you expect your first time to be like? Awkward lol
>What would you like it to be like? Genuine?
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes? I'm pretty open
>Anything else you'd like to share?
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>>23334029
Pardon the double retard of not separating green text.
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>>23333839
im definetly not mr right guy, but u seem like a cool person to talk to openly and friendly, do u have kik?
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>>23333975
Hehe I hope so, those plugs with tails are so cute! :3 I've never tried taking anything in my butt though so I dunno what it's like :/
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>>23334078
Yes those are cute, with some matching ears and paws it would be perfect.

Its a strange feeling, but going slow will always work out, starting with small sized plugs and lots of lube will do the job pretty much for everyone.

Would you mind a necklace with a bell on it? :3
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>>23334098
Not so keen on the paws, but yes I'd love a little collar!
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>>23334103
okay :) Now I want a kitten by my side >.< and play with her and caress her
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>>23334116
I'd love to be a cute boy's lap kitten, so he'd stroke me and scratch my head and feed me treats when I'm good
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>>23334013
lol
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>>23334154
I think I'd definitely want to be stroked elsewhere too
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>>23334159
I guess from your body language I will understand where my hand should be placed ;)
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>>23334190
Don't worry, I'd tell you exactly what I want if I wasn't getting it
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>>23334221
thats great! my kitten should enjoy this as much as I do... I would really like to run my fingers through your hair :3
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>>23334239
Yeah, my hair... I bet that's exactly what you want to run your fingers through ;)
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>>23334243
I guess its a good spot to start, when I have my hands on you, going from there to all the other parts of your body ;) slowly from your head down your back...
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20 m virgin,contact me for talk;)
kik: andrei.ab
snapc: andreigtfo
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I'm going to be a wizard in four days.
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>>23334372
in 4 years I will be in the same spot
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>A/S/L
28/M/UK
>Hobbies
Vidya, reading, spending too much time on YouTube.
>Employment
Shelf-stacker.
>Education
Dropped out, University was full of phonies.
>Why you think you're still a virgin
(physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
I don't meet new people socially and even if I did, I'm invisible to most women.
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
Sometimes.
>If/when you think you'll lose it
In my dreams.
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
Yes.
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
No.
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
It's fairly obvious.
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
No.
>Have you been teased about it lately?
No.
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
Up to 3 times a week.
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
I dunno.
>What would you like it to be like?
Fun.
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
flat chests, thighs/legs/feet, shemales, hentai/furry
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>>23333021
>>A/S/L
20/fem/Ga
>>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Singing/Chick fil A/GSU
>>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
I'm a very religious person.
>>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
Nope, not at all
>>If/when you think you'll lose it
When I get married
>>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
Nope
>>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
Absolutely not!!
>>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
Most if not all of them.
>>Do you try to keep it a secret?
Not really
>>Have you been teased about it lately?
No
>>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
No
>>What do you expect your first time to be like?
Idk
>>What would you like it to be like?
Nice I hope
>>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
Nothing really. I just like a guy who takes care of himself.
>>Anything else you'd like to share?
I posted this before and I think I helped out a few fellow Anons. So if anyone needs help from the opposite sex just ask.
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>>23334949
Oh my God, you're gorgeous! I'm so jealous :(
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>>23334949
my birthday is soon, may you be my gift?
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>>23334953
Thank you! You're very pretty yourself. :)
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>>23334953

You don't exactly look shabby, either.
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>>23334949
Virgin till marriage eh? That's rate these days in my experience. Commendable for sure though.
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>>23334949
>inb4 she gets frustrated with the lack of attractive devout Christian men and throws it all away
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>>23333021
>>A/S/L
18/M/Ohio
>>Pic
Get out of here, stalker
>>Contact info
Kik is Punished_Snake1
>>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Film study, reading, writing, urban exploration, hiking, learning new languages, vidya/McDicks/Going to Kent next year
>>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
I fucked up my first relationship. Did everything but PIV and anal. Frustrates me to no end. I'm slowly starting to finally let go though.
>>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
Nah. I got time for it to be a bother. Plus I pretty much did most of things.
>>If/when you think you'll lose it
Probably within ~3 years. Whatever happens happens tho.
>>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
Nope
>>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
I was desperate enough to go into a relationship I wasn't crazy about at first but I would never pay to get it over with.
>>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
None. Subject never came up.
>>Do you try to keep it a secret?
Nope.
>>Have you been teased about it lately?
Nope.
>>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
Of course. Like every other day.
>>What do you expect your first time to be like?
No clue. I just hope there's an ounce of passion.
>>What would you like it to be like?
See above.
>>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
Dominating, light bondage and choking, body worship, cuddling's a must.
>>Anything else you'd like to share?
Three weeks after my first breakup and I feel surprisingly alright about everything.
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>>23333078
I'll I'm enjoying this post so much haha I'd love to ask you some questions

Hpym on kik
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>>23334976
Oh thank you! :3 you're making me blush, fuck you you adorable nun ;D

>>23335014
Well thank you too, Internet stranger! And who are you? :)
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>A/S/L
22/F/Nope
>Pic
Nope
>Contact info
Nope
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
My hobbies lately include trying to do a headstand (haven't mastered it yet), and bludgeoning my way through learning french. Currently unemployed, and pursuing an undergrad degree that I don't know why I chose anymore.
>Why you think you're still a virgin
I think I place a too high value on losing my virginity to someone I'd like to remember for the rest of my life, and so far, none of my romantic(-ish) partners have quite struck me that way.
Also, there might be a 52% chance I'm asexual.
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
Yes, yes it does. Quite a bit, lately.
>If/when you think you'll lose it
I honestly don't know. Maybe I'll become the virginal cat lady aunt person of the family that others use as a cautionary tale for their scions?
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
On one hand, it hinders me from pursuing a no-strings attached relationship, which I feel is the way to go for me, as I seem allergic to love.
On the other hand, I feel like it empowers me, because I fully stand in control of my body.
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
Nope. But I might invest in a sperm donor in 9/10 years, because though I have no inclinations for marriage or a lifetime commitment, I'd definitely love my own children.
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
Most, if not all.
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
Nope.
>Have you been teased about it lately?
Never, actually. Any person I've shared the deets with has treated it with proper respect.
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>>23335775
Fuck me you sound dull, and a bit of a female neckbeard too

Have you tried having a personality?
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>>23335795
sit on my face goddess.
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>>23335775
[Contd.]
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
Sometimes. And not often. Mostly because most porn out there is hella unrealistic, and I have specific kinks.
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
Uncomfortable, if not painful. And awkward.
>What would you like it to be like?
Special and meaningful. Like, I don't want roses (allergic) and scented candles and Enrique music, I just want a...connection. To savor.
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
I really like the idea of bondage, and as someone with an A Type personality, I'd want someone to wrestle for control with me in bed.
>Anything else you'd like to share?
Stay away from the creepers who start salivating as soon as you utter the word virgin. In my experience, those are the absolute worst.
That said, also don't let yourself be shamed by someone who considers your virginity an impediment.
Just, overall, be you. And love your own goddamn self.
(And don't forget to Treat Yo Self)
^No points for knowing where that line is from.
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Can anyone outdo me in the virgin stakes?

>kissless
>dateless
>handholdless
>gfless
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>>23333839

Might want to try not having such a big forehead
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>>23335795
Ooh, let me guess. You have an overinflated ego and get off on being the cutesy chick who can't seem to get along without a man's help, aren't you? Too close for comfort?
Sure, come at me dickwad, if it satisfies your need for self-validation.
And good day to you.
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>>23335813
Hahaha, someone likes bitchy girls! Good lad ;D

>>23335860
Oh ouch, damn, that hurt. Oh wait, no it didn't, I really don't have a huge forehead at all and I'm sure the guys here would back me up on that :)
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>A/S/L
23/M/GA
>Contact info
Kik Bethial
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Used to be a brufesional gaymer :^) Airforce now
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
Couldn't find the hole the sun was right in me eye the whole time what was I supposed to do
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
I cry to women on the first date about it but otherwise I'm fine
>If/when you think you'll lose it
if I go outside more
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
No, that's my personality
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
No, I'd probably not even have sex if I stubbed my toe at some point during the day
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
Lots
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
No, I like talking about my escapades
>Have you been teased about it lately?
Yes :'(
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
Everytime I look in the mirror dawg
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
In prison
>What would you like it to be like?
I just hope a glade plugin is nearby
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
i eat rear ends like it's my weekly food allowance
>Anything else you'd like to share?
pls no weiners, team. I'm not some boner-biting boy I like GALS

>>23334949
GA pal :D
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>>23335872
Not even close, I know I'm cute but I haven't had a boyfriend in years
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>>23335877
Hhnnggggg, don't cry, I'll kiss you better, it's all gonna be okay
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>>23335873
I'll give you the d boyfriendless qt girl
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>>23335902
Let's see what you look like then boyo, post the thing!
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>>23335913
haha sorry to shy for that.
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>>23335974
Too shy to post pictures but perfectly happy to tell me you'd fuck me eh?
You're not gonna get to cum on me if I can't see you, silly :P
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>>23335895
Can we just start out playing some connect4 or something I'm not ready for that.
>>23335974
Gonna fuck her with a brown bag on or what man
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>>23335998
Ffiinnneeee. Tease.
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>>23336013
>Like hours of slow teasing
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>20/M/Phoenix
>Video games/automobiles/drugs/guns/gym
>College student
>Still a virgin because I'm not very attractive and I suffer from Asperger's Syndrome and no self-confidence
>I try not to let it, but it does bother me, it's an ego thing
>I don't think I'll lose it
>I have no desire to lose it to a hooker/the like, though a one-night-stand with an average-looking girl would be nice
>I watch porn about 3-5 times a day, sometimes just pics, sometimes hentai
>I'd like it to be fairly nice. I'd either hope for mutual awkwardness or crazy lust that we both have fun with
>I have this thing for licking a girl's body. I also get off on girls getting off, though I'm not into oral. Favorite positions are doggy and variations of cowgirl
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>>23336059
Aaaand I'm blushing. Fuck you, cute Internet boy.
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>>23335991
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>>23336106
I can see why you didn't want to post now, freak ;)

I kid, you're actually kinda cute, certainly a lot of potential :3
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>A/S/L
19 Male Alabama
>Pic
I look like shit since I just woke up
>Contact info
Meh, ask and ye shall recieve
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Playing games, watching tv, browsing the internet
I work as a dishwasher at Ruby Tuesdays
High school graduate, but I graduated from JCIB
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
I'm not a very good looking guy, and the girls at my school didnt really want much to do with me. I also haven't really prioritized it since I want a relationship but I still want to get it over with
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
Sometimes it does
>If/when you think you'll lose it
Sometime in the future I suppose, not really an issue, I just want to get it over with
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
No, I have never felt like it has been a cause for any problem in my life.
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
Maybe, I don't know. I want to stay safe from disease and all, but I still want to lose it
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
a few, my friends do and one friend at work
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
I don't advertise it, but I don't show it off either
>Have you been teased about it lately?
No, not really. I poke fun at it, but I don't get made fun of because of it
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
quite often
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
Awkward but good I hope
>What would you like it to be like?
Good enough to please my partner
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
Well, I don't really know. I've toyed around with some ideas but I don't know if I can go through with them irl
>Anything else you'd like to share?
Not especially.
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I don't really believe in virginity, then again it does also mean sexual inexperience, which I do have, but virginity as a whole is total horseshit.

Just sayan.

>Inb4 virgin blood and sacrifices and stuff
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M/21/ New York
>currently attending college for history and starting a new job at a grocery store. My hobbies are pretty bland I enjoy board games, conversation, the outdoors, drinking, and smoking weed
>I'm still a virgin because I was always really shy and now that I'm 21 and ready to get out there I have no idea where to go or what to do. Also all my buds have GFs so they are not trying to help me pick up girls and unfortunately all their GFs have no female friends, only friends who have BFs, or don't go to the same school that we do. So I'm just kind of nervous and don't even know where to begin. I've been told to go to bars but even though I'm not I shy as I used to be I am not really the type of person to strike up convos or make friends easily.
>it kinda bothers me every day lol. Cause I just want to have a GF and I look around me and see all types of guys Having what I want as if it was somthing that was easy to get. Plus I feel like anything that I am exposed to the involves love or intimacy makes me feel like I'm missing out which then makes me sad and angry.
>snap like hurt my self or other people? Never. Snap like become an alcoholic who smokes pot all the time? Already well on my way
> it totally Spurs on my daily feelings of inadequacy worthlessness and boredom
>not desperate enough to pay but wouldn't mind fucking a random girl
>all my current friends know I am a virgin and that I have never kissed a girl
>nope I don't hide it at all
>never been teased about it
>I watch some type of porn and jerk off almost everyday
>I haven't a fucking clue at all
>good I suppose
> I like the idea of being a switch both dominant and submissive
> I really wish someone could like take me under their wing and teach me how to go out and get girls
>contact info [email protected]
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>>23336106
>>23336129


>post the thing

don't think that's what the gal meant...
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>A/S/L
21/m/USA
>Contact info
If anyone wants that I'll share
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Auto racing and video games/work at a private race track/currently going to a community college
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
Currently haven't tried hard enough, but I suppose my anxiety does not help at all so that makes it 100x harder. Plus not like I know jack shit about the 'woman game'
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
It does sometimes, mainly when I want to do shit with a person who is close other then that not really
>If/when you think you'll lose it
Don't know I feel if I think too much on it it won't happen or will but won't be as enjoyable. So just go with the flow is for me
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
Yes, my ability to talk to women I think is hindered because of my general anxiety and just the idea of doing something new can be worry some at first. It can make me feel dated too
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort) to lose it?
lol no, in the end it's just sex. I'd rather have sex with someone who enjoys me then who enjoys the money I just gave them
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
As in straight up told them? None. As in probably can just see it? I feel they all can but that's just my low self esteem
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
If someone asked me I'd be truthful. I see no reason to lie about something so small. So I guess I don't 'hide it'
>Have you been teased about it lately?
Nope
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
Yes, everyday but it's really just seeing the daily uploads on /gif/
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
God awful, most likely the person with me will have done it before and I will feel like shit the whole time for not being able to give her a good time
>What would you like it to be like?
Enjoyable for both of us
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>women think they count as virgins
>people who have had oral sex think they count as virgins
>people who have had opportunities think they count as virgins
Yet again, I'm the only true virgin in the virgin thread.
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>>23336069
:) you a-okay in my book
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>>23336769
I wanna be in your bed not your book you little shit, quit making me blush!
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>>23336129
I just don't like to post stuff on 4chan is all.
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>>23336810
aight but you flyin'
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>A/S/L
21/male/GER
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
software development,gaming,movies / working as software developer
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
physically I'm not really that appealing, also women tend to not like introverts, at least none I've met did.
Maybe I'm too shy too, idk.
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
Nope
>If/when you think you'll lose it
The fuck do i know
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
The fuck?
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
Not really desperate, would like to experience it tho / nope
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
I don't care
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
It's not people ask and point fingers.. (nope)
>Have you been teased about it lately?
Nope
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
Every time I'm down for some fapping...
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
Fun, I guess. no idea
>What would you like it to be like?
Fun, I guess
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
Stockings are hot as fuck, other than that I only have preferences, no fetishes I know of (yet).
>Anything else you'd like to share?
not really
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>>23336739
fuck off chad
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>>23336810
>>23336769
I ain't buying this shit, it's really one person talking to themselves right?
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>>23336972
>neurotypical and probably not even a kissless virgin
>calls me Chad
"No "
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>>23337011
might be a gay guy but im too lazy to do it myself
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>>23337043
Same, pretty sure I'm real though
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Im actually 23. I blame looks mainly, but I'm extremely Unconfident due to social media and date sites and I suffer major depression and BDD. I anticipate if I don't find so cost real fast, I'll be dead soon. Nothing, whether drugs, sleep, talking, my hobbies, fucking helps my mental state. Life is pain and nothing to me.
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>>23337050
Gay people are real dont be mean
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>A/S/L 18/m/spain
>Pic there u go
>Contact info JoanesU kik
>Hobbies/Employment/Education Uni, vidya
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.) physically I'm ok, emotionally, don't really know, there's this girl I like to death, but she moved to Ireland... And mentally I'm socially awkward with girls and relationships...
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all? Nah
>If/when you think you'll lose it? when the right person/time comes ;D
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems? Not really
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it? Nopenopenope not desperate at all
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin? Anyone that knows me well enough
>Do you try to keep it a secret? Nope
>Have you been teased about it lately? No
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently? Yes, about 0-2 times a day
>What do you expect your first time to be like? Awkward but fun, with a person I have an emotional attachment to
>What would you like it to be like? See avobe
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes? Well, high socks would be one
>Anything else you'd like to share? About the Irish girl... Dunno what to do... Do I declare? Do I not? Suggestions??
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>>23333839

Your hobbies interest me, wanna talk?
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>>23333839
PLS BE IN LONDON
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>>23333097
Hey look like Peter Parker (McQuier one)
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>>23333097
Horror podcasts? Anything usefull, valuable? Can you point me at them? I listened to some BonfireSide chat podcasts about Lovecraft was okayish.
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>girls get tons of replies
>guys get zero
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>>23338105
The fuck did you expect?
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>>23335775

I'm 26 and basically looking for exactly what you are. Something relaxed, non-commital, I want to get along with the person first, of course and if a long term relationship comes from it, great. If not, we both know a bit more about ourselves and can live a little more, should we so choose.

Non-clinginess, I think that's probably the thing that hardest to avoid for that first relationship that goes all the way.
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>>23338105
What do you expect? Men like us are perceived to be the scum of society. They treat us like trash and then tell us it's our fault for not being good enough. Women have been placed on a higher pedastel than ever before. Thrt don't need men like us when they can just get the top 20 percent.
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>>23335835

I know it's P&R, but my brain wanted it to be Twin Peaks.

"Everday, give yourself a present." So sayeth Coop.
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>>23338105
Well no shit. Virginity has always been perceived as a positive for women, and as a negative for men (especially by women) . It sucks, I know, but that's the society we live in.
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>A/S/L
25/m/uk
>Pic
K
>Contact info
Irrelevant
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Gaming/NEET.
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
Ugly face, ugly body, shy, shut in
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
Sometimes
>If/when you think you'll lose it
Unlikely ever.
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
I'm not sure.
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
Nope.
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
I have no friends irl and I don't work.
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
Online? No.
>Have you been teased about it lately?
No
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
Daily. Might miss a day sometimes.
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
Probably finish in seconds, or be too anxious. Not sure.
>What would you like it to be like?
Enjoyable and not awkward.
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
-
>Anything else you'd like to share?
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I blame my appearance almost entirely. Girls have never even considered...
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>ASL
younger than u/F
>contact info
fuck off
>why?
If I was given the opportunity, it'd partially be
(what would inhibit me) because of insecurities. I'm not hideous but there are little things I'd like to fix. Also, I went to catholic school for 10 years so there's the whole moral aspect, although I'm probably not gonna wait for marriage. I dunno though. It'd be nice too.

Also got my feelings hurt cos I deluded myself into fantasizing about the unattainable so I really just want to join a convent and never think about it again.
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>>23338454

How bout a pat on the back and someone to weave your tale to?
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>>23333839
>>23337050
You said maybe later on contact info, it's later so how about now?
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>>23338454
Holy shit you salty bitch.
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>>23338418
No way, if you're a virgin then I'm truly fucked.
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>A/S/L
31/M/Ohio
>Pic
>Contact info
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Origami, video games, trivia, learning shitty jokes.
Drug store and restaurant. Pseudo management at both.
Grad school dropout.
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
Naivety. Shyness and little self confidence. Basically acted like a 14 year old until I was 22-23.
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
Sometimes. I'd like to be good at sex so I can please my partner too.
>If/when you think you'll lose it
Don't know, although I've had more attention from girls since I turned 30.
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
It does make me apprehensive about starting a relationship. I'm in the 1%(?) of guys 30+ that haven't lost it yet.
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
Maybe in a few years if I haven't made any progress.
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
None, although I'm sure some of them suspect it.
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
Yes.
>Have you been teased about it lately?
No.
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
Yes. Depends on the day. Lately I'll go for a few days without watching any then I'll jerk off twice in the same day. I work a lot so I'll have a stretches where I'm at work all day for 2-3 days in a row.
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
I'll either cum really quickly or not all. Probably fairly awkward.
>What would you like it to be like?
Sensual. Touching, kissing, cuddling.
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
Long hair, hairy pussy, nice laugh.
>Anything else you'd like to share?
Can't think of anything right now.
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>>23339069
how are you liking your wizard powers?
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>>23338093
ID changed but here goes

The reddit (I know.) NoSleep Podcast is okay. The story quality ranges from pretty good to abhorrent, but the production value is always top notch, and the narrators are pretty good. Season 1 is pretty bad though, as most narrators are trash and all get replaced.

The Black Tapes podcast is cool, minus some dodgy acting at points. It's not always pure horror, but there's definitely some unsettling imagery and ideas there. There's a "sister podcast" called TANIS too but that one's even less horror than Black Tapes. Still okay though.

The Chilling Tales podcast is about on par with the NoSleep one, and shares like, half the same cast, but it's only one story an episode compared to NoSleep's like, 5-6 and there's not many episodes out.
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>>A/S/L
18/M/Calgary
>>Pic
>>Contact info
Snapchat: shishiriously
>>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Hanging out with friends/unemployed/dropped out of first year
>>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
Scrawny, short and unconfident. Also brown might have something to do with it.
>>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
Very often
>>If/when you think you'll lose it
A few years from now by when hopefully I am fit.
>>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
Makes me very unconfident
>>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
Kinda desperate but definitely would not pay
>>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
Everyone probably assumes it
>>Do you try to keep it a secret?
I am 18 so a lot of my friends are still virgin so don't need to try to hide
>>Have you been teased about it lately?
Never
>>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
Twice a day
>>What do you expect your first time to be like?
Meh
>>What would you like it to be like?
Romantic
>>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
Sensuality is everything
>>Anything else you'd like to share?
A question. Is being brown a turnoff for girls?
Keep in mind I'm not fob but don't have too many white friends
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>>23333021
>A/S/L
25/m/canada
>Pic
none
>Contact info
none
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
movies, vidya/ janitor/ none going try to join the military
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
no confidence and low self esteem, not in good shape, a lot of anxiety and socially inept
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
absolutely
>If/when you think you'll lose it
doubt i will, might just pay for it
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
feels embarrassing and makes me not want to go out.
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
kinda, and would pay
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
probably most know
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
yup
>Have you been teased about it lately?
no
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
ya, some times daily
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
underwhelming
>What would you like it to be like?
more then underwhelming
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
cant think of any
>Anything else you'd like to share?
nah
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>>23339083

Not bad. I can finally start casting level 1 spells, although I haven't had a good night's rest in ages.
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>>23335676
i only have skype senpai
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>>23339297
What's your skype then?
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>>23339331
urs first duudee
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Any /v/irgins on the /soc/ discord??? Im in the main voice channel if you wanna chat (https://discord.gg/0pbsV1wtpwpFmNjP)
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>A/S/L
18/m/203 ct
>Pic
related
>Contact info
[email protected]
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Gaming, Movies, NEET
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
I can't close/seal the deal/etc. I also live at home. I wouldn't wish my mother on Kim Jong Un. I'm also kinda depressed but like to joke about it.
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
haha only always ha
>If/when you think you'll lose it
Within the next two years
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
Makes me feel inferior. I don't have any sexual encounter stories for the campfire, then I feel pitied
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
I've been trawling craigslist casually for about a year. I refuse to pay.
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
Most
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
idgaf
>Have you been teased about it lately?
Yea
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
Almost every day
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
Mediocre
>What would you like it to be like?
On LSD with someone I really like and who really likes me
>Even without any experience, what are your perceived kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
Dunno, I'm pretty boring
>Anything else you'd like to share?
Ready to die as soon as I lose it
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>>23340532
without the hat
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>>23340542
18? Yeah sure
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>>23340571
no joke
how old did you think?
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Women cant be virgins, don't believe them.

http://articles.latimes.com/2012/may/23/sports/la-sp-sn-lolo-jones-20120523
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>>23340590
lol
>>23338105
Chick right below me has 6 (You)s
I have 0 (zero)

What the fuck
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>>23338001
Not even close I'm afraid
>>23337829
Can we chat a bit here first? I don't wanna give out contact info to someone I know nothing about :')
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>>23340605
>Chick right below me has 6 (You)s
>I have 0 (zero)
>
>What the fuck


Are you really that surprised? /so/c is nothing more but a huge sausage fest. Even then women get to pick from the cream of the crop since all these thirsty losers throw themselves at her.
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>>23340613
Have you tried being good looking? ;)
Good looking guys get treated the same way average looking girls do pretty much
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>>23340713
Yeah exactly
it's bs
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>>23340713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY8rzo4Ik4M
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>>23340721
Cry harder
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>>23340721
Eh, being good looking is like being talented or born to a rich family, you have something others want so you can use it to your advantage

But I don't sit here crying because someone else can play the piano better or has better off parents. Go do something about it, don't just sit on the Internet and whinge
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>>23340732
no

gib equality
>>23340739
Yeah I'll go get better looking oh wait
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>>23340726
I can tell you're not a good looking guy, because then you'd know they get way more attention than ugly girls

Also the guy on the left in that pic is only ugly because of his life choices, like you, not his genes
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>>23340746
Go to the gym, have a good skin routine, find a hairstyle that suits you, it's not difficult
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>>23340746
Why's it matter dude? Obtain real happiness through knowledge
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>>23340749
>because then you'd know they get way more attention than ugly girls

Nope, pussy is pussy. There's always thirsty losers like yourself ready to jump on it. Video also proved what a HUGE margin there is between gender as well.

Especially when a female is compared to that of a ripped male and better looking then you in every way.
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>>23340768
Tbh dude, I don't give a fuck, you're the one losing out here. What does it matter how much attention good looking guys get to you? You're not one and you never will be if you sit on soc moaning about it instead of doing something about it
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>>23340757
b-but my skin is good

Other two are coming along
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>>23340792
>Tbh dude, I don't give a fuck, you're the one losing out here.

Yeah you do give a fuck you cant handle being told you are wrong since you have the mentality of a women. Stop being a broken record and giving people shit advice you dumb ape.

>Just lift bro
>Just get a haircut bro

I hope a cinder-block falls on your face and disfigures it.
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>>23340795
Yeah you're skin looks good in that photo, just keep it up :)
You look like a big lad so you should build muscle fairly easily, don't get disheartened if you don't get ripped, being ripped requires unhealthy body fat levels, but you'll be burning fat and building muscle and you'll get huge :)
>>23340797
No bloody wonder you're a virgin, christ, try growing a personality and see what happens
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>>23340797
Oh and I have a pretty great body too (from gym work, which is what you should be Doing) , not just a pretty face so there's that :)
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>>23340811
That's cute, after you were told what a dumb shit you were and to go shove your autistic broken-record advice right up your ass, you quickly cling onto one's personality and claim that is to blame now.

You are definitely a women, only females are this dense in the head, who constantly need to shift the goal-post to make it feel like they have the upper-hand.
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>>23340814

That gym work and your DYEL body won't matter when your face is disfigured ;)
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>>23340816
>constantly need to shift the goal-post to make it feel like they have the upper-hand.

You were just saying that our gender automatically gave us the upper hand, so which is it?
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>>23340823
Sure they would, a nice butt can do a lot
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>>23340825
>You were just saying that our gender automatically gave us the upper hand, so which is it?

Because that is indeed true, how stupid are you?
This is now even more pathetic once i looked up your previous posts, and found out you are indeed a women. Which is no surprises in it's-self, seeing just how stupid and thick skulled you really are. Who cant handle being told she's wrong.

>>23340832

Please, i saw your posts here you are literally a twig who probably runs once a week on the tread-mill; >>23333839

You look like the typical frail 12 year old British school-school.
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>>23340844

School Girl*
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>>23340579
Like 23?
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Also looking further at that stupid 8ball headed cunts post, i honestly wish a cinder-block falls on her head I'll pray now;

Especially after seeing the following;
>>23340811
>You look like a big lad so you should build muscle fairly easily,

Are women this fucking moronic? Taller people take a lot more effort, time, and dedication to put on muscle mass compared to someone that is short, the guy also looks like a mesomorph which in it's self will also put ahead a new challenge since it will take even longer, food, diets, proper calorie intake etc.. just to put on any weight at all.

Putting on muscle is a long, long, long, and very hard journey. I bet the dumbo thinks the guys she see's walking around all completely shredded or on the cover of men's magazine as something that takes 1 year. Which takes up to 10-15 years if you are a genetic freak.

Man, women are so fucking stupid yet they think they are qualified enough to give out advice when the have everything handed to them for having a cunt. Basically existing.
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>>23340909
>Taller people take a lot more effort, time, and dedication to put on muscle mass compared to someone that is short

Generally true, unless you're built for it.

>6'4"
>280
>16% bf

And I don't even workout all that much. I can dead lift a small truck though.
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>>23340909

Also, if you're young (15-21), as a guy you can get pretty shredded after 1-2 years if you really try. Your body is build to become badass at that age.
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>>23340965
>Generally true, unless you're built for it.
>Generally

Are you dense? the only way you'd be "built for it was if you were a Endomorph.

>>23340973

Alright, not even going to bother replying to you some more, i knew you were full of shit when you said you could DL a truck, and this is coming from someone that can do 89kg OHP x5. But everything else you mentioned literally made me cringe because you know absolutely nothing.

Are you the girl using a different IP? Holy shit.
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>>23340986

Shit, son, working through some serious insecurities aren'cha?

I can't literally dl a truck, it's a lot and I don't feel the need to tell you what it actually is.

Young men can get to a low bf% pretty easily with diet and exercise then build muscle much faster than at any other point in their lives.

If that's not true for you, that's unfortunate, but we gotta deal with the shitty hands we've been dealt. The shitty hand YOU'VE been dealt, so stop shoving this crap upon others.
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>>23340844
Keep going, your tears are delicious
>>23340909
Good, good, let the hate flow through you
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>>23341023
>Shit, son, working through some serious insecurities aren'cha?
>I can't literally dl a truck, it's a lot and I don't feel the need to tell you what it actually is.
See
>>23340965
>And I don't even workout all that much. I can dead lift a small truck though.

Now lets get to the other autistic nonsense;

>Young men can get to a low bf% pretty easily with diet and exercise then build muscle much faster than at any other point in their lives.

Low bf% doesn't mean being shredded, and it sure as hell doesn't mean having some slight abs definition while being a EctoMorph. You are still retarded and don't understand just how hard it is for one to gain the weight, let alone any muscle mass, and the diet and cutting involved.

>If that's not true for you, that's unfortunate, but we gotta deal with the shitty hands we've been dealt. The shitty hand YOU'VE been dealt, so stop shoving this crap upon others.

Please for future references, shut the fuck up and don't speak on things you have no idea about.

Take notes, retard; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMTMAPw3ajs

>>23341037

Be quiet, 8-ball.
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>>23333021
>A/S/L
18/F/Northern Hemisphere
>Pic
k
>Contact info
Nope :v
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Self loathing and working.
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
I'm socially retarded and porn has ruined my expectation for sex, so no real interest in some onepumpchumps.
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
not really.
>If/when you think you'll lose it
no idea.
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
no lol, why would it? anyone who thinks that is retarded.
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
bleh
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
no idea, don't talk about it, no idea what they assume.
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
I just don't talk about my non existent sex life.
>Have you been teased about it lately?
nope
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
few times a day u_u
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
rough hopefully :b
>What would you like it to be like?
rough c:<
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
eeeegh, sooo many...eeeeh basic rough stuff, Grape, etc :/
>Anything else you'd like to share?
i'm a pleb.
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>>23333156
Change your wardrobe and haircut and physical interactions will be much easier for you. Trust me, confidence in yourself helps a lot.
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>>23340909
>the guy also looks like a mesomorph

w-what is that ;_;
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>>23341039

You know, just keep at it, eating good and working out, ok? Gonna make it, right?

>>23341048

Do you mean just someone to do it super primal, unconcerned with you, pinned down OR actually non-consensual?
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>>23341069
>w-what is that ;_;

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/becker3.htm
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>>23335857
Same bro.
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>>23341071

Hope you learned something from the video, you absolute dumb cunt who thought he could DL a truck.
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>>23341071
primal would be a better word yeah, or consensual non-consent

i dunno sorta want my first time to really hurt :I
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>>23341083

With or without roleplay? Because I imagine it can either take the form of a 'scene', so to speak, or just a much bigger guy hanging out, on a date, watching a movie, what have you, the mood strikes him and it happens, period. Some spanking, choking, fierce pumping, holding you up by the legs from behind and lifting like a doll.
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>>23338400
Dude, you are not that unattractive. And if I were to just meet you I'd wager you're 22 or 23. And from this angle you don't look fat. If you're not fat you can make it work with little effort. Just run for a bit and get outside often and you will begin to walk more confidently simply by doing it. Ever wonder why you feel like such a faggot out in public? Because you're not used to it. Get outside more and you will enjoy yourself.
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>>23340965
>And I don't even workout all that much. I can dead lift a small truck though.
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>>23338418
Keep your facial hair in check, cut your hair, change your wardrobe. You could be a 7.5/10
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>>23341100
>>23341082

Idioms, guys. Chill.
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>you will never have sex

fuck everything life is a meme
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>>23341106
No one asked for your input
Put a cock in it
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>>23341092
no need to roleplay, pain just turns me on, mad daddy issues yo, basically i need a sadist haha
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>>23341120

Interesting, have you taken that BDSM questionnaire? It's not perfect but has insight.

Self-administered pain, I assume, have you ever had it inflicted on you by someone else? Let's chat about it.
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>>23341124
I have, it was a while ago.

and yus, but meh doesnt feel that good, i think i want the feeling of being helpless and totally vulnerable which i wont get by doing it myself :I
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>>23341131

Safe but not-safe, consensual but not-consensual. Sounds like classic safe word mechanics to me. Start out by finding exactly what you like; getting slapped, pinching, choking, what kind of toys and positions (in relation to partner) you like and then actually getting down.

Sounds right?
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>>23341120
>mad daddy issues yo, basically i need a sadist haha

Congrats, you're as fucked up and mentally unstable as most of the broads on this board.

>>23341137

Don't shit where you eat, kiddo.
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>>23338161
Fan of P&R, and Twin Peaks? I think I might like you
Also, what do you think of the Twin Peaks revival??
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>>23340872
Ayyy
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>>23341150

Cautiously optimistic. Everything is getting rebooted and revived these days and it's all crap. That Ash vs Evil Dead show was gold though and TP (heh, heh) is going to be on Showtime, same network, so it could easily be good.

And...ahem...Lynch isn't actually on board which isn't a negative in my mind.

Did you know there's a video game that is just one giant love letter to Twin Peaks? It's seriously one of the best video games I have ever played.
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>>23341159
yeah, haven't you heart 90s is the new black? :p
Honestly though, I'm getting sick of these reboots, as most don't even come up to par with the originals.
Also, I'm not really into playing video games that don't involve aerial warfare, but do give me the name of the TP-influenced game, and I might look it up sometime.
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>>23341140
yeah thanks, I'm not mentally unstable though.

only sexually fucked up.
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>>23341173
*heard.
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>>23341173

That X-Files new season is just plain bad. I have to force myself to follow the plot, it's so uninspired and boring. That scene where Mulder and Joel McHale rant for 10 solid minutes was hilarious though, I give it that. And you have to admit, the fact that your favorite gum is coming back in style is pretty sweet.

It's called Deadly Premonition, came out for 360, PS3 and PC (on steam).
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>>23341175

I won't misattribute the quote, but is goes along the lines of 'the only abnormal sex is no sex'.

So it's just your preference, don't think of what believe your turn ons to be (which they probably will work out like that, with nuance and subtleties therein) fucked up, as long as you do it with someone who doesn't permanently harm you, it's all about getting that natural rush with another person.
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>>23341037
add my kik, so I can make your cheeks more tomato-like

if you're gonna yell at me do it on vocaroo, british accents are hot when they are bitching
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>>23337829

yeah sure we can, what do you wanna chat about?
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>>23340609
yeah sure, what do you wanna talk about?
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It's really nice to see girls posting here. Not to creep and stalk. Just to know they exist, they're patient and won't judge. Very comforting.
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>A/S/L
20/m/Boston/bi
>Contact info
kik: Dr.Paveleer
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
vidya, politics, painting/ currently in Uni
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
i've never made an effort
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
not really, never seriously
>If/when you think you'll lose it
When I have sex
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
It doesn't impact my life
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
perhaps, but I'm not that desperate yet
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
2 i don't really know
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
i don't deny it, but i don't advertise it
>Have you been teased about it lately?
no
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
everyday, but i'm trying to quit altogether
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
i don't have any expectations, whatever happens.
>What would you like it to be like?
see above
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
femdom, crossdressing
>Anything else you'd like to share?
Nothing, I said nothing.
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>>23341110
Sex is a meme m8, it's not actually real.
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>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
a collection of personality disorders
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>>23341048
>Northern Hemisphere
Silly Islandí :v
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noooot gonna die
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>19 (almost 20)/Male/Midwest US
>kik account 'unfinishedna'
>>Hobbies/Employment/Education
books, vidya, Chinese cartoons/part time retail/full time student
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
I'm not around many women through the day, and I have no idea how to flirt/be romantic
I'm not really planning on it happening at this point, since guys are expected to know how to do everything at my age.
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
Kind of. I'd like to have a meaningful relationship.
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
Nah, I'm sure I'd still have low self-esteem, even if I lost it.
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
I'm pretty sure I'd feel even worse if I did that.
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
Most people seem to assume, but I don't hide it if someone asks.
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
Not really, but I don't yell it to the world either.
>Have you been teased about it lately?
A little, but not horribly.
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
As much as anyone my age does.
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
Probably awkward and short.
>What would you like it to be like?
The opposite of that.
>Anything else you'd like to share?
I really need to get a haircut.
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>A/S/L
23/M/NYC (from Ireland)
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Software
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
Introverted as a kid, anxious as a teenager, depressed as an adult. I don't socialize much. A girl wanted to fuck me days ago, after the first kiss of my life but I couldn't even get a boner because i'm very dead inside, also they fact she only initiated after asking about my salary. I also killed my dick by taking a hormone drug to stop male pattern baldness, at the time I decided that is a good effect since it would make suicide easier in future. Not sure if I was asexual all along under the shitty personality.

lol
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>A/S/L
18/Penis/Upstate NY
>Contact/Pic
Available Upon Request
>Hobbies
Recently got bored of video games, movies, TV, pretty much any form of vegging out except listening to music. I also recently discovered the joy of dancing in a really crowded and sweaty frat house.
>Why you think you're still a virgin?
Physically I have a little gut and moderate acne. I was diagnosed with aspergers at a young age but it isn't much of a problem now. I'm socializing every day at least a little bit. It's little errors, like talking about myself too much.
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
It bothers me if I already feel shitty about myself.
>If/when you think you'll lose it
At least before I graduate college.
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
I probably wont feel much of a difference between life before and after sex.
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay to lose it?
Paid sex would not work for me. I don't restrict myself from less attractive women though.
>How many of your peers know you're a virgin?
A few closer friends.
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
I don't want that kind of info spreading through gossip and social media. I'm not sure what's worse: Having less of a chance because some girls don't like virgins, or having less of a chance because my own insecurity.
>Have you been teased about it lately?
Never.
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
Every night I can't fall asleep unless I fap to porn. It's really getting old now.
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
Honestly I have no idea what to expect. Too many variables. I don't see myself as being very clumsy though.
>What would you like it to be like?
For some reason the thought of it starting really suddenly turns me on a lot. Like as soon as I open the door her lips are on mine. I guess I like surprises?
>Even without any experience, what are your perceived kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
Usually I'm pretty vanilla but I also like to try new things.
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>>23347066
>through gossip and social media
Is this what it's like to be a teenager now?
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Virgins, join this Skype group chat if you are 18+ and want to talk about your virginity or whatever else is on your mind. Here is the Skype group link:

skype:?chat&blob=nqtutyZFHlND_Q8M8KPnIXZKwf1drGjmbKEnbSXqIQjZ_uzKpfs-TXcPZERv020z8N-QKfuwy2ciS53P

[To use the above link you need to copy it and paste it in a Skype message box to anyone then press send then click on it or post it in a group chat you are already in and then click it]
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These threads always make me feel bad because it's filled with so many qt guys. I hope you all find your perfect lady (or dude) one day.
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>A/S/L
25/M
>Pic
Sure
>Contact info
kik: joel8160
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Swimming, walking, might join a gym. Currently unemployed and on sick leave due to mild depression. Had studied in a vocational school.
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
Looking for a trust worthy person to experience sex for the first time, I don't believe in virginity on a spiritual level, but I do accept it as sexual inexperience.
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
Sometimes
>If/when you think you'll lose it
probably before I hit 30
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
I don't think so
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
I won't pay for sex.
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
Mostly friends and family and cousins.
>>Do you try to keep it a secret?
If someone asks I tell the truth.
>Have you been teased about it lately?
No.
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
Daily
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
Very awkward and probably horrible, who knows really.
>What would you like it to be like?
Pleasurable and enjoyable.
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
Kinks: Clothed sex, sex in public/nature. Turn-ons: So many to count, Cute girls, short and tall girls and blondes are top three
>Anything else you'd like to share?
Cont.
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>>23348458
>>Anything else you'd like to share?

I would not mind having my first experience through casual sex of course. But if I can have my first time with a woman that loves me and I love her back, that would also be great.
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I don't really want to waste it on some slut but I'm just so old, 24 already. And desu I'm seriously considering getting 3 or 4 one night stands just to get some experience and confidence. There is a girl I want to date but I'm scared of embarrassing myself, it would kill me to have to tell her.
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>>23349286
>24
>old

wow so old you'll be dead from old age soon anon
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>>23348313
#Doubt
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>A/S/L
25 Male UK
>pic
A little out of date, but little has changed. I just have less hair, now.
>Contact info
Meh.
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Martial Arts and Music are the main two there.
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
In High School and Uni, I was hilariously bad with the opposite sex, now I'm an arrogant bastard who really isn't that bothered anymore.
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
Had you asked me a couple of years ago, definitely. Now, not at all.
>If/when you think you'll lose it
Honestly, just too busy to think about it. Except for moments like these where I'm posting in this thread.
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
No, my problems are my fault, not that of my marital status.
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
Nope. Too much pride for that.
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
I couldn't tell you an exact number, not everybody knows mind you.
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
Not really, if it comes up in conversation I'm honest about it. Usually have to spend a minute or two convincing people I'm a virgin.
>Have you been teased about it lately?
Not for a long time. Last time I was teased about I was.. 16, I think?
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
Less and less frequently.
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
Disappointing.
>What would you like it to be like?
Beats me.
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
I'm dominant, in short.
>Anything else you'd like to share?
I like to bake. I make a selection of cakes that have made me quasi-famous amongst some of my social circles.
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>>23349639
Are you from Merseyside?
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>>23349649

That's an oddly specific question.

No, I'm not. Do I look like an acquaintance?
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Am male. Had sex first time as 15 yo and second time as 18 yo. Am 26 and have been without since then.
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>>23349499
Most people lose it at 15-16 so yes mid twenties is approaching a decade behind
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>>23349662
Not really, I just thought I saw someone similar looking on Facebook one time, so more like an acquaintance of an acquaintance.
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>>23349639
holy shit someone who is actually sane in here..

props to you dude, not pretending sex is everything in life like some spastic teenager.
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>>23349758

I'll take that.
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>>23349837

I guess you DON'T need an attitude adjustment. Why did you post that blank gif, though?
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>>23349919

It was supposed to be a .gif of the "not bad" face that people make when you curl your lip. I'm guessing my internet's fucked.

Anyway, how are you this evening?
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>>23349955

No, I can't see him...
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>>23349955
It worked.. I saw it here
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>>23345393
you're pretty good looking but that haircut is shit tier
you'd look good with short hair I think
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>A/S/L
18/M/IL
>Pic
Yep
>Contact info
Eh
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Vidya and anime/Unemployed/High school dropout
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
Literal NEET, never leave house, not really worth dating.
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
All the time.
>If/when you think you'll lose it
Hopefully lose it within a year.
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
Nope.
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
Would mos def pay for it.
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
All of them.
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
Nope.
>Have you been teased about it lately?
No.
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
Yep, just about every day.
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
Short 'n sweet.
>What would you like it to be like?
Short 'n sweet.
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
Too many to really list without thinking about it for awhile.
>Anything else you'd like to share?
For every dollar you receive, you have at least one dollar.
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>A/S/L
21/M/FL
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Gardening (no wonder I'm a fucking virgin, huh?), hunting, hiking/Skilled labor/Trade school
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
I'm attractive enough, and have a dominant physical stature. My face usually gets an 8/10 on the rate threads, so I'm probably about a 5. I didn't have an urge to lose it until I was about 19, and still, it's a pretty weak urge.
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
Yeah, sometimes, but most people I know don't know. I have a few believable sexual scenarios memorized, so that I can bullshit through a conversation.
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
I probably wouldn't pay, but I'll probably wind up fucking an uggo.
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
Anonymous
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>>23350165
I've seen him with his hair a bit shorter and he looks very handsome.
And I was actually quite fond of it being longer and pulled back as well.

Yes, I am creepy.
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>>23350165
It's funny you say that, because I actually just got it cut.
>>23350588
Thanks anon, I appreciate that. The (really) long hair was just too much to maintain. I like the simplicity of short hair.
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>>23347066
I'm feeling good today so here's my face.
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>>23350706

You in college?
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>>23350734
Oh god please don't tell me you know me.
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>>23350766

No, dude. Just from your post, I inferred it.
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>>23350804
I guess I overreacted a bit huh. I just really don't want this to spread all over the school. People are so goddamn petty.
But yeah man, I'm a second semester freshman.
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>>23350816

I'm >>23350444

I never went to school, but from what porn has taught me, college is the place to go to have thousands of wet vaginas thrown your way.
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>A/S/L
21/M/USA
>Pic
Of course
>Contact info
[email protected] don't check it often and its a throwaway so may as well put it up
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Full time uni student of a competitive crew team. I like anything active as a hobby
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
Face is awful, attitude used to be bad, I don't fit into a type any girls like really
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
Not any more. My attitude has gotten better and I've stopped trying so hard so I think my chances have increased from what they were
>If/when you think you'll lose it
Ha I have no idea but hopefully within a year or so
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
Not any more. Figured out most of my issues stemmed from the fact I underestimate myself constantly. Still do but getting better
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
Not very and no Im not gonna pay for sex
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
Best friend and probably my parents
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
No but nobody ever asks, so I just dont tell
>Have you been teased about it lately?
No
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
Does anybody not watch it? About once every other day or so
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
God Awful but its just a stepping stone
>What would you like it to be like?
Idgaf as long as I lose it to a moderately decent looking female
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
None. No Idea. I like the idea of skirts though
>Anything else you'd like to share?
Improving my outlook on life has helped me socially a ton. I recommend looking at yourself and fixing whatever you perceive is wrong and then go out with more confidence if you wanna get on the right path. I haven't made it yet but I don't dwell on it any more.
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>>23350830
That's what they all say, but that really only happens if you're popular and/or fit. I'm trying really hard but it still hasn't happened.
It's this goddamn gut that I've had since forever.
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>>23350877

A lot of people on /soc/ rate higher than they should, but I can say, without a doubt, that your face is at least a 6. And if you're on crew, your bod is probably bangin'.
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>>23350899
Eh yeah I mean I'm pretty tall and have muscle, its just not the 6-pack and ripped biceps women want ya know? But I realize someone will eventually find me attractive (hopefully) so I don't worry about it.
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>>23350892

You play any sports? What's the point of being in a frat if you're not living Animal House?
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>>23350944

This mentality is why I'm posting ITT. When I was in HS, I passed up so much opportunity for pussy. I was the captain of the Water Polo team, 6'3", deep voice, at least average face. Once every three months, a girl would show pretty severe interest in me. My advice is get it while it's all around you, or else once you enter the real world, you will be left behind. It happened to me, it will happen to you. Now I have to work 100x as hard just to meet girls.
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>>23350877
>face is awful
>>23350899
it's 7 at least
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>>23351110

That's my point. I just wanted to rate the absolute lowest I could to be sure.
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>>23351090
I've never enjoyed sports in any way. Playing sports just for girls sounds like it'll fail just like running for girls or lifting for girls. If anything I'll do them for myself but I just never enjoy physical things like that.
I could do with trying to fight someone for fun. But with someone stronger than me so I don't have to worry about seriously hurting someone and hold back.
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>>23350892
>That's what they all say, but that really only happens if you're popular and/or fit

>>23351157
>Playing sports just for girls sounds like it'll fail
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>>23351166
Yeah I get your point. I'm creating excuses for myself as to why I'm not fit.
But what's the point of doing any kind of physical activity if I hate it? I can never do anything well unless I actually like it. I tried doing starting strength at the gym for two weeks. I followed the book but I just couldn't keep doing it. I still stay away from junk and carbs because I generally feel better without them but there's nothing that will compel me to lift regularly.
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>>23351227

If you spend all day sitting on your ass, you feel like shit. Since you've led a sedentary lifestyle up until this point, you probably don't know this. Join a club. I know that it's hard to break through at first, but after a few months, you'll really enjoy it.
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>>23351102
I do try, and it is abundant where I am right now, but my school also has some super fucked up "sexual assault" rules. I could be expelled without due process if a girl literally even accused me of like touching her boobs without permission, so I'm super cautious about drunk hookups and stuff which seems to be uni culture. I'm not against it but the university has kinda stacked the cards against people like me.
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>>23351554

Yeah, I browse /pol/. I hear the horror stories. I feel kind of like a dipshit giving advice to someone in the same boat as me. Good luck.
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>A/S/L
20/Male/Sweden
>Pic
I just woke up in the night. And that's just an infection on my lip
>Contact info
Rather not give, i'm a bit paranoid.
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Video games mostly, taking walks, once in a blue moon maybe hang out with a friend/Unemployed, currently trying to fix that/Didn't pass high school
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
No self esteem, massive social anxiety issues, speech impedament, don't really know how to function socially, doesn't really give a shit about my apperance (am still worries about peoples opinions though)
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
I often feel unloved, unwanted, that i will never go past "friend of a friend"-level of relationship with people.
>If/when you think you'll lose it
I don't know, just feel like there are a few steps before that i need to complete, like getting someone to like me in that way or find me attractive. I never even kissed anyone for crying out loud.
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
Yes. It really messes up my relationship with other people, especially women.
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
No, i could never do that. It's more of an emotional need than a physical one.
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
Everyone who knows me i think.
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
No
>Have you been teased about it lately?
No
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
When i do get horny, i look up porn but i'm beginning to get tired of it.
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
A disaster most likely
>What would you like it to be like?
Lovingly perhaps with someone i truly care about.
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
I really like women with dyed hair, also short hair. Dark clothing and so forth. Basicially the Alt-style.
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>>23333839
I don't know if you're still lurking the thread, but in my very humble opinion, you're actually the cutest girl on here ever (from pic and text). And I actually learned the difference between precision and accuracy. I also like games, movies, books and roleplays (ok, I guess everyone does). If you wanna chat, kik me: preciaccu.
(Sry for contactfagging, but I think everyone should be able to do that once in his lifetime)
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Most of you would be 8/10 a least if you moved in my country.
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what does a guy do if a girl asks if your a virgin?
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>>23333021
21/male/benghazi
>send help
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>>23352974

Depends on the circumstances. In the past where I was trying to score a one night stand (which obviously I never follow through on), I'd lie through my teeth.

Any other occasion, I'd just be honest, it's really not a huge deal and women who make a huge deal of it are either going to want you more (Does happen, now and again, something about corruption) or not be worth your time.
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>A/S/L
24/F/Colorado
>Pic
Related
>Contact info
I don't have any
>Hobbies/Employment/Education
Sitting on the internet all day, video games, anime, some girly shit like gardening. Currently I work as an avian biologist, but the season hasn't started yet.
>Why you think you're still a virgin (physically, emotionally, mentally, etc.)
I'm not very attractive and don't have the personality to make up for it. People just don't like me either, I have 1 real life friend and 0 online friends
>Does it bother you sometimes or even at all?
Yeah, though mostly I'm more depressed over my lack of friends.
>If/when you think you'll lose it
I don't
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you or spurs on any of your problems?
Definitely spurs my self-loathing and to me confirms there's something wrong with me
>How desperate are you?/Would you pay (e.g. hooker/escort/craigslist) to lose it?
I switch between very desperate and thinking it's too late/I don't deserve it/it's pointless. Maybe one day I'll pay, but right now I don't see the point.
>How many of your peers (friends, co-workers, etc.) know you're a virgin?
I don't have those things. When I get co-workers I would hide it from them, but it generally doesn't come up
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
Yes
>Have you been teased about it lately?
No
>Do you watch porn? If so, how frequently?
Yeah. Couple times a week
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
I don't expect it to be like anything, because like I said I don't think it will happen. But if it did, I'd probably be uncomfortable and fighting back tears the whole time, and then want to leave as soon as possible after it's over.
>What would you like it to be like?
Not like what I described above?
>Even without any experience, what are your percieved kinks/turn-ons/fetishes?
Creampies and grool, light bondage, crossdressing guys, fingering and toys, pegging
>Anything else you'd like to share?
I'm bisexual, but it doesn't matter because girls don't like me either
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>>23353171

A modest proposal, since I could echo a lot of issues about self-worth and attractiveness and reclusiveness, we exchange emails, chat, pics and if we are even moderately attracted we meet up and exchange v-cards.
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>>23353195

Where are you at? Cause I'm actually going to Hawaii for a job in 2 weeks and won't be back until the birds stop shitting out eggs, probably in July/August
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>>23353207

Washington, willing to travel, otherwise I wouldn't have proposed it.
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>>23339069
are you me?

>Acted like a 14 year old until I was 22-23.
>I too have had more attention from girls since I turned 30
>Shy and little self confidence too.
>Apprehensive
>Naive. Even today some of my female friends like to tease me by telling some dirty pun and then laugh because it takes me 4-5 seconds to get it.
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>>23353219

Can I sleep on it? Honestly I'm in the middle of a depressive episode and it's late and I'm not thinking too clearly. Also I'm probably just retarded and missing it, but did you fill out a profile?
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>>23333021
>asl
20/m/pa
>pic
dontfeellike.jpg
>contact info
no
>hobbies/employment/education
College/vidya,music&art
>Why you think you're still a virgin
Physically, dat damn gyno. It destroys my confidence and i don't even wear thin layered clothing in public i am having an appointment coming up and depending on my insurance may have it removed. Also i'm just kind of self-conscious and took a while figuring out my sexuality.
>Does it bother you?
No, not really. Only the fact i'm officially a 20 something virgin.
>If/when you think you'll lose it
After i have my gyno removed, i have like c cup tits right now. Probably when i have more confidence.
>Do you ever feel like your virginity hinders you?
No
>How desperate?
I'm not desperate about it at all because i know i'm not ready to lose it yet anyway.
>How many peers know?
I don't have many friends left since i started community college and waiting to transfer, the VERY few i have don't really know or care.
>Do you try to keep it a secret?
No, i don't talk about sex with friends anyway since it's none of my business and none of their business.
>Have you been teased about it lately?
No, not since high school a couple of my "friends" would every so often. They never knew for sure but assumed.
>Do you watch porn/ How frequently?
Yes. Depends on the day, sometimes i'm too tired and sometimes i do just for fun or to rub one out. So maybe once a day.
>What do you expect your first time to be like?
Probably awkward depending on who i'm with.
>what would you like it to be like?
Idk
>Even without any experience what are you kinks/turnons/fetishes
Submission[me] but not bdsm, pegging, chasities or any of that shit. I like both so i'm fine with either sex taking charge of me
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>>23353261

On here...ehm, actually I don't think I did. Honestly wanting to think on it is all the more comforting to my psyche on it. Let's just ping emails right now and chat tomorrow?

>depressive episode

Hey! Let's compare notes and lamentations!
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>>23353276

I actually don't have an email that's not personal and I would want to post on 4chan, but in the morning I can make one.
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