assumptions thread
>>23332315
Thread competition, I like it.
I need to chill
>>23332319
you look like someone who does surfing
>>23332321
you look shy
>>23332323
you don't speak, you scream
Do I come off as a cunt, /soc/?
>>23332319
Can't eat dairy
>>23332321
Used to play in a high school band. Currently jams with one old friend
>>23332323
Decaf tea with honey in it every night before bed
>>23332321
You just love tacos more than anyone.
>>23332323
I feel like I'd look like you if i was female.
I assume you only come on here when you're bored.
>>23332334
You salt your apples.
>>23332339
With the new pictures? No.
I think they look fantastic tbqhwy, keep your hair like that always you piece of shit.
I assume you love egg nog.
>>23332319
johnny depp's bastard son. you're very proud of an expensive bong or whatever u kids use to smoke weed these days
>>23332321
you have two monitors but dream of having three. space baron in eve online. you have lots of fun cute friends who are girls
>>23332334
you met your current girlfriend by suggesting hot topic and chill
>>23332339
close! i just had a huge cup of lemon ginger. you still think about the last girl that broke your heart
>>23332362
>You salt your apples.
tfw i don't eat fruit
time to start the underage/asian/female/non-straight counter up
i've already assumed a lot about some people so i'll just start doing meaningless trite for some of you
>>23332319
can discuss food for a good half dozen hours before getting bored
on top of that, hasn't been full in recent memory
>>23332321
drives dangerously slowly
>>23332323
goes to extremely expensive places on dates
probably shouldn't if she wants to keep her bank balance in the black
>>23332334
extreme anime enthusiast
claims to hate weebs
>>23332339
no, you don't
hates more than half of his wardrobe
>>23332377
>goes to extremely expensive places on dates
>probably shouldn't if she wants to keep her bank balance in the black
oh my godddd this @_@
>>23332375
>not eating fruit
absolutely degenerate anon
>>23332387
neither vegetables, candys, mayonnaise or ketchup
>>23332465
i'm the same on the last three, though
>no fruit, vegetables or candy
what the fuck do you eat though
>>23332315
thisll be good
>>23332323
You probably have a tone of voice that comes off as unnaturally judgmental. Otherwise, a nice person.
>>23332473
I just want to drive you around and sing White Stripes and Landshapes songs together.
>>23332319
you play the acoustic guitar, always tell people you're trying to get better but play the same 6 soft rock songs over and over
>>23332321
you played yugioh throughout highschool. your car is dark blue/green
>>23332323
you're a business/finance major
>>23332334
the only way you WON'T take your coffee is the same way of what you tell people your soul is.
>>23332339
you sent in head shots for modeling but never heard back.
>>23332377
very close family but also really awkward socially
>>23332473
you live in Indiana
>>23332319
likes to party and have a good time, possibly went through an experimental drug phase. can be a bit of a flake when it comes to hanging out with people, but when you have a friend you care about you're extremely loyal. can be a bit of a goof ball and liked to make people laugh when you were in school.
>>23332321
you have a lot of either anxiety or depression that you're learning how to handle better and better every day, although you still have your moments. used to get picked on in school, possibly only had a tiny close knit group of friends that you talk to less and less as time goes by. you've got a kind look to you, but also seem somewhat hesitant and shy like you've been hurt by someone before. despite that you are what i'd call an outgoing introvert and like to see people happy
>>23332323
wasn't a girly girl growing up, you're still a bit of a down to earth kind of person but you enjoy dressing up a lot more as you've gotten older. you suffered from a lot of anxiety/depression (possibly still do) but you're learning how to fight it. you stress out a lot about little things and can have a temper when you actually get mad, but it takes you a lot to get to that point.
>>23332334
you seem to embrace the things you love. possibly used to be bullied but couldn't be assed to care because your love of anime is so great. you have a love hate feeling about how anime has started becoming more mainstream over the years, when you suffered so much for liking it. has maybe thought about joining sword fighting clubs in the past, maybe went through a major weeb phase and still wants to go to japan but doesn't idolize it like you used to
>>23332339
hopefully you don't take it the wrong way but you always remind me of victorian era paintings, you've got a very nice androgynous look to you that could go either way (which is why i've told you before that you should model, haha).
>>23332473
You were kinda social outcast in HS
>>23332513
You're getting a business degree
>>23332524
>>23332321#
>you have a lot of either anxiety or depression that you're learning how to handle better and better every day, although you still have your moments. used to get picked on in school, possibly only had a tiny close knit group of friends that you talk to less and less as time goes by. you've got a kind look to you, but also seem somewhat hesitant and shy like you've been hurt by someone before. despite that you are what i'd call an outgoing introvert and like to see people happy.
This is scary accurate, you're good at this.
Ignore the hair I just got out of the shower
>>23332339
Into Indy bands and organic food, is probably also really into being healthy, runs alot
>>23332319
snickers
>>23332321
starburst
>>23332323
jollyranchers
>>23332334
caramel apple pops
>>23332339
reeses
>>23332377
blowpops
>>23332473
fun dip
>>23332513
big league chew
>>23332524
sour patch kids
>>23332527
cola bottles
>>23332532
hersheys
>>23332319
you're hot. In a Johnny Depp-esque way. I bet you like cool dudes like Johnny Depp and James Franco. I bet you'd fuck James Franco.
>>23332321
assumption: you are uncomfortable about everyone talking about fucking you in the other thread.
>>23332323
smart and collected with the occasional nervous breakdown. Feminist, but not obnoxiously. Very cute earrings.
>>23332524
You probably like Nine Inch Nails (Richard Patrick is my pal)
>>23332527
bacon flavored everything, oddly philosophical
>>23332532
Probably a really nice guy but you are just smart enough compared to everyone else that you sometimes have trouble being understood by others
>>23332593
snickers and milky way
>>23332593
poor eating habits
>>23332524
neglected by father to some degree
>>23332513
tries a bit hard to fit in but doesnt quite
>>23332377
listens to shit music
>>23332339
cool dude
>>23332334
chill dude, keeps it real
>>23332603
I'm not sure about being REALLY nice, but overall that was a pretty accurate guess
>>23332644
It can never hurt to start being nice
>>23332524
>>23332598
oh my gosh i guess you can tell a lot about me by the way i look @_@ these are both pretty spot on!!
>>23332598
you're still in love with tom waits or elliot smith or maybe even morissey
>>23332593
tabletop games or war miniatures (i think that's what they're called?)
>>23332577
boys are always so bad at taking selfies
>>23332532
you've always secretly wanted to grow a handlebar moustache just for a little bit
>>23332524
you have great eyebrows and i love that lip color. sorry those aren't assumptions >.> i think you make art, either for a living or as a hobby. men are intimidated by you but some are still inescapably drawn to you. you kept a diary with a lock when you were a kid.
>>23332513
you want to own a motorcycle
>>23332473
indie folk singer-songwriter. escaped her small midwest hometown and lives in madison or somewhere similar now
>>23332663
>>23332577 what do you mean bad at taking selfies? How does one do better?
>>23332321
A guy who knows a bit about everything
>>23332323
French girl?
>>23332334
Metal rocks fuck Justin Beiber
>>23332619
Doesn't really like mainstream music
>>23332598
Feminist and into grunge?
>>23332593
i do love me some sour patch kids, they help overpower the bitterness in me
as for you, you seem like you've been through a lot of shit, but always come out of it by bettering yourself. you've got a tight lipped smile, so i'm going to assume you can be pretty closed off and guarded sometimes, possibly the result of being bullied or treated badly by someone? despite all that, you still do whatever you can to move on and better yourself as a person, and your eyes seem to say that you are especially warm to those you care about.
>>23332598
never got into nine inch nails, surprisingly, but i'm very big into goth music.
you seem to be a very shy, soft spoken person but underneath that have a lot to say. and a lot of anger for all the times you haven't been able to get past your anxiety, you can be pretty hard on yourself at times if you don't think you're doing as good as you wanted to.
>>23332619
>neglected by father to some degree
yeaaah both parents were pretty bad, although my dad is probably a little worse since he likes to threaten to shoot us with his gun when he's mad. ahh, family.
>>23332663
lmao that's okay, i'll take them anyways! and i used to be into art a long time ago, writing and poetry (cliche, i know) but i'm actually studying biochem forensics.
not sure if guys are intimidated by me or not since i seem to emit a 'leave me alone' vibe, i get told i seem like a bitch pretty often too. ;-;
>mfw i totally did have a diary with a lock on it
>mfw i have no face
>>23332828
that's meeee
>>23332870
sorry to hear. hope you learn to let it effect you less and less as you grow older and wiser
>>23332870
>you seem to be a very shy, soft spoken person but underneath that have a lot to say. and a lot of anger for all the times you haven't been able to get past your anxiety, you can be pretty hard on yourself at times if you don't think you're doing as good as you wanted to.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>>23332527
Friendly,enjoys intelligent conversations
>>23332532
Stand up comic/amateur acting?
>>23332828
you feel like you have some kind of " nice guy" curse.
>>23332619
possibly going to go full Walden and build a cabin in the woods
>>23332598
Lives life as much like a deer as possible
>>23332593
secret tap dancer
>>23332577
apologizes for no reason all of the time
>>23332532
budding cinematographer
>>23332527
nice seeming dude who secretly wants to keep women as slaves
>>23332524
You've tried every possible creative outlet hoping to find some kind of genius
>>23332899
no reason to be sorry! i was able to get out of the situation and am now going on to finish my major in biochem/criminal justice. it actually inspired me to pursue this career, so as messed up as it may sound, i'm glad it all happened because it gave me the tools to succeed.
>>23332900
did i win?
>>23332908
you aren't a narcissist
>>23332928
>>23332577 That's somewhat accurate, I have a tendency to be a little too formal sometimes due to growing up in a military family. You look like you are into New Age healing ideas, what does your tattoo mean, it kind of looks like the flying spaghetti monster desu
>>23332524
>you seem to embrace the things you love. possibly used to be bullied but couldn't be assed to care because your love of anime is so great. you have a love hate feeling about how anime has started becoming more mainstream over the years, when you suffered so much for liking it. has maybe thought about joining sword fighting clubs in the past, maybe went through a major weeb phase and still wants to go to japan but doesn't idolize it like you used to
>>23332377
>extreme anime enthusiast
claims to hate weebs
OMG GUYS I'VE SEEN 3 OR 4 ANIMES IN MY LIFE I DON'T EVEN LIKE THE MAJORITY OF THEM I JUST HAVE A DEATH NOTE T-SHIRT LOL
Pls b gentle
>>23332339
attractive but it probably goes to your head too much
>>23332377
underage
>>23332513
you look like someone who wants to be cool but has no idea how
>>23332577
you have no idea how camera lenses work
>>23332598
emma watson's cousin
>>23332619
you take pride in your facial hair
Im just wondering, is this an appropriate hairstyle for a man to have? Assume away
![JUST[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7d3OgTa.jpg "JUST[1].jpg")
>>23332928
You enjoy cheese
>>23332828
You play a Moba
>>23332619
Tried to learn Russian at some point but gave up.
>>23332598
Lives in the northwest
>>23332999
>>23332577 that's not the first time I've heard that, and I still don't know what people mean by it
>>23332928
i consider the thought frequently.
As for you, i would marry you just based on your love for Melville alone.
>>23333000
hair is fine, hell you look like you could play in underworld/supernatural.
>>23333004
Works in IT would be way too into vanilla ice back in the 90's
>>23332967
i actually just realized i forgot to finish my assumption for you since i ran out of room, haha. i usually don't assume based on people's clothes because of what you just said.
that being said, you look like you're a very contemplative person, and you have a lot on your mind pretty often; possibly spend hours at a time lost in thought either thinking of things or worrying about situations you had no control over. at the same time though, you can be the complete opposite. so i guess that would make you pretty versatile? you seem like someone that gets along with people pretty well but still haven't been able to find that deep connection you're looking for.
>>23332928
the only creative outlet i ever tried was drawign manga when i was in middle school/high school before realizing i didn't care about it.
you look like the kind of person that can be pretty shy but is also extremely outgoing. possibly an outgoing introvert, and you tend to pick your friends wisely. deals with anxiety (although when you're around friends you can be a social butterfly), and as a result spends a lot of time indoors, either online, hanging around the house, or reading/watching movies. still has some issues with self esteem every once in a while, as well as some depression and social anxiety, but you're learning how to deal with it well.
>>23333040
More of a Marky Mark guy myself
>>23332974
Still living with parents.
>>23332928
Has a Cheez-It fetish. The type of person to absent-mindedly snack or chews on fingers/nails
>>23332908
You feel uncomfortable about your teeth. Rarely smiles for photos.
>>23332619
Trendy, but denies it.
>>23332323
Really, really enjoys tea.
>>23332532
struggles with lots of suicidal thoughts and depression, possibly drinks a bit to get rid of those thoughts, or tries other methods. you can get a bit rambunctious too, especially with friends/family, possibly went through a punk phase. is pretty clumsy and can be a bit boisterous when out with your group of friends. when you get drunk you get very outgoing and brazen and sometimes do crazy things.
you also have trouble sleeping at night because you always have a lot on your mind bothering you, not good at handling stress
>>23332964
I certainly do not believe in alternative healing. It's a glucose molecule.
>>23332974
I bet you're a real mad drunk
>>23332980
you don't care a bit for gentleness.
>>23333000
Yes. Also a vampire.
>>23333004
A real life adult with a 401K and everything
>>23333015
What demons do not enjoy cheese?! You still live by the tenants of medieval chivalry (including duels)
>>23333026
The name fit for a computer that just barely does what I ask it to do. Good luck in the wild!
>>23333055
I'm less shy and more just don't find a reason to talk to people and there's certainly nothing to gain from opening up to them. But that's a reasonable guess.
>>23333089
Glucose molecule.....so I'm guessing you are a chemist or biologist, you look like you could be a botinist as well
Ill bite
>>23333219
likes sitting in bars late at night until the pianist plays the last song
>>23333070
studies biology or is a nurse
>>23333015
works with wood
>>23333004
IT and lghbt
>>23333000
you can pull it off, not everyone can. but it's not that mainstream...
>>23332980
normal. quite good looking, maybe a bit bland
>>23332974
likes metal concerts
>>23333173
I have a degree in medieval literature & write garbage to make money. I've no reasonable ties to science.
>>23333219
you don't plan for anything and if you do, you just do whatever you want when it happens anyway
Seems fun. One on the left
>>23333265
obvious short man complex
>>23333269
5'6. Feels bad man
>>23333248
>>23333173 So are you actually writing about the medieval period in general or a specific culture or aspect? I actually wanted to get my degree in Byzantine History but was too afraid of the poor job market for teaching
>>23332323
You hate waiting in long lines.
>>23332473
You're from the Netherlands.
>>23332524
You smoke weed regularly.
>>23332598
You listen to Porter Robinson.
>>23332928
You're from Greece
>>23332961
You're a nice person.
>>23333070
You're a good student.
Alright.
>>23335060
Big gamer
>>23332315
Covert slut
>>23332473
Neo hippie
>>23332619
Does everything ironically
>>23335073
smokes pot regularly
>>23334680
love punk concerts
>>23337581
Was a straight edge punk when younger >>23337633
Final year college student about to get sweet internship
