>post a picture of yourself
>people tell you, in detail, how they want to fuck you.
pic is me
>>23331872
Want to give you endless oral. Lord the thirst I'm feeling of going down between those thighs and to the back. I would eat that pussy and ass like a fucking Ryan's buffet.
>>23331872
Aww, can't we get to know each other first?
(I'm aware I look beta just playing the part)
>>23331872
why do your eyebrows looks like spoons what de fug
would avoid
>>23331886
hire chad to tickle you savagely while i take pictures
>>23331872
Posts DSL ... as if you don't know already where my dick is aiming
This may be interesting. Probably not, but it might. I'm straight, so my answers for guys will be silly
>>23331872
> received_10207286096664156
not you so naw
>>23331886
cr8ter
>>23331901
get on my knees while you rip a solo
>>23331872
you're a little chubby. would probably have you lay down and sit on your butt. maybe my dick wouldn't reach inside depending how fat your butt is, but I'd just squeeze those haunches together and hump your cheeks and spray paint your vagina with my man juices.
>>23331872
I wanna u to take all my cock in your mouth and make u suffocate. Then cum on ur boobs and face and make you eat my sperm. After this, I'd bring some ropes and bond hard hands, feet and boobs while forcing you to anal. Oh, cream pie too.
I hope of not lookin so rude. Cheers!
>>23331872
in your hole
>>23331923
kek
I'm curious
>>23331872
>>23331886
>>23331901
Super vanilla sex after a nice dinner with spooning afterwards. I'm the little spoon
>>23331916
>>23331872
In a sauna, after you've spent many months doing squats an oats.
>>23331934
That throat looks like a good resting place for my cock. Much appreciated
>i'm actually posting in this thread
my life has degenerated
>>23331886
i'd cook for you and fall asleep after food consumption and wake up with an unexpected extra count on my sexual partner list
>>23331901
mutual pity fuck to the rhythm of crescendo-core-country
>>23331919
any way you want in exchange for being an addition to your wall of cutouts and posters
>>23331922
up
>>23331929
you'd ask me a vaguely philosophical question and i'd go on an hour long tangent spewing pretentious bullshit that's nonsensical and wrong and you could fuck me without me noticing while i was deep in 'thought'
my creativity is too lacking to be able to come up with anything more for anyone else
>>23331872
are you that desperate for male attention you are willing to post your face on the ch0n for neckbeards to jack off to? Just get on tinder senpai I'm sure you can find some betas there.
>>23332034
>jacking off to an ambulocetus
>>23332034
It's not actually her bro, check the filename.
Still it's a nice pic
>>23331872
make you ride me hard, slamming your pussy down on my cock until I explode inside you
>>23331872
>>23331934
Would definitely throat fuck until I'm all out of cum
Idk I'm kinda shy.
>>23331872
Doggy style then oral
>>23331919
idc if you're straight I'd def blow you.
>>23332004
bondage
>>23331872
i'll just fuck your face
i don't really know what to say to guys kek
Lol this thread.
>>23331872
I'd fk u just in that position I guess.
>>23331934
gotta see more
>>23332185
Fucking beefy. Makes my gay side come out
>>23332179
You're cute, don't be shy!
>>23332179
harry potter
>>23332269
Gryffindor for life.
>>23331872
With a borrowed dick.
>>23331872
I would lick your thighs like a thirsty dindu, then I'd eat your ass and uterus simultaneously. At Penetration I wouldn't stop until I cummed blood or passed out.
eugh
>>23331886
I would let you whisper your favorite subreddit in my ear till I cummed in your hands from the hand job
>>23331901
I'd let you tickle my penis with that facial hair while we watch Fox News
>>23331919
Cum in your hair and shit on your chest
>>23331923
We can take turns choking each other while docking
>>23331929
Standard Missionary
>>23332179
I'd let you play with my Snape until it died
>>23332185
Cuddle while you explain to me how all police are racist and then later we roleplay the Michael Brown case
>>23332209
Be my powertop and yell at me while Fucking how good Undertake was and how Anthony Burch is a cool guy
>>23332243
Full Anal Nelson
Wouldn't fuck some of you but answering if I was put in a situation where I absolutely had to
>>23331872
flat on your stomach, straddling you, holding you down forcing you to take whatever I feel like giving to you
>>23331886
hold the back of your head and let you give me a slow blowjob
>>23331901
mutual masturbation to an agreed upon celebrity crush while we blast chill music. maybe allow some should touch
>>23331919
i'd pretend you were Ginger Hunky Squidward and let you plow my butt cheeks, cumming while I gleefully hear the sounds of Squidward's clarinet.
>>23331922
I know I said hypothetically I'd do all, but I just can't.
>>23331923
doggy style, hands on your hips, fuck you until you cum into the bed.
>>23331929
I'd traumatize you so bad that you cry whenever you think of anything vanilla
>>23331934
throat fuck. hardcore forced throat fuck
>>23332004
well, mouth is closed, so, in the bootboot
>>23332179
I'd be passionate with you desu, spooning position, hold you close <3 nohomo
>>23332185
i'd blow the fuck out of you desu
>>23332209
>idk what to say to guys kek
I'd go minimal on the lube, spread them cheeks, bite the pillow, I'm going in mostly dry
>>23332243
i'd fuck your curls until I find your mouth then let you suck me gently.
>>23332329
is this a girl?
*enlarge pic*
well?
*scroll*
seems like a girl but all that hair...cant tell
*scroll*
*scroll*
*scroll*
that's a penis
>>23332034
I have a shitload of tinder matches. I'm just stuck in bed for six weeks 'cause I just had surgery.
Can't really do out and meet any of them.
>>23332410
>that's a penis
top kek, in all seriousness I thought my huge ass jaw would give it away earlier than that
>>23331872
too fat, wouldn't bang
>>23332463
it did but I thought doing it that way would be funnier banter.
>>23331872
I'd rip these panties, have you riding my cock as you sit on it facing me, and lifting the top over your tits allowing my mouth acess to your nipples so I can leave bite marks
>>23332492
well you were right
>>23332496
I'd just make out cuddle then run away and delete all social media
Also dude lights lamo
>>23332496
wine, dine and 69
>>23332179
I don't know, but I would. You're really cute.
>>23331929
we could make out
>>23332496
I'd probably go down on you for a while because I feel like you've never had a decent guy fuck you
>>23332574
you look familiar
>>23332574
>>23331929 (You)#
we could make out
Yes please <3
>>23332574
Thanks, you're cute too. I feel like we'd get along well.
>>23331872
>>23331934
Oh my god I need those lips all over me. I want you to tie me to the bed and kiss my body all over. Make me lick your pussy while you kiss my hips and legs.
>>23332496
Let's make out and put our hands all over each other. Then wrap our legs around each other and fuck under the covers until we fall asleep.
>>23332574
Lay back, relax, and let me worship your neck, down to your nipples, down your tummy and to your pussy. Grab my hair and grind around on my mouth as I slide my tongue inside you.
>>23332631
yeah! I like your look, based off that you seem like a cool person. What are you into?
>>23332542
Wouldcuddle lovingly
>>23332686
I guess it depends what you're talking about exactly. If you wanna contactfag I can send you like a copypasta list.
>>23331872
I'd pin you down and thrust deep till I cum.
>>23332496
I'd fuck you from behind, pumping until your leg quivers.
>>23332574
I'd fuck you in a car, in a bar, in a bed, or your head.
>>23331872
Deep, slowpaced but firm vaginal sex after a nice irrumatio session
>>23332496
Would tie you down and finger you untill you pass out from orgasms, or be unable to speak. Whatever comes first
>>23332574
I would start slow, nibbling every soft place, get a little firmer and more aggressive, getting to me pounding you with my hand tight around your throat. Ending in me cumming deep in your throat after a short cock-breathplay session
Forgot photo
>>23332711
sure!
>>23331934
Oh my god, do you have a kik or skype?
>>23331872
Spooky?
>>23332887
skype is indigo_montana
>>23331872
>>23331886
>>23331901
>>23331919
>>23331922
>>23331923
>>23331929
>>23331934
>>23332004
>>23332179
>>23332185
>>23332209
>>23332243
>>23332329
>>23332410
>>23332489
>>23332496
>>23332536
>>23332542
>>23332574
>>23332680
>>23332884
poorly
>>23332913
boo
hehehe
hiiiii it me
>>23332902
I use snapchat mostly.
>>23331872
all natural! don't need to cover up to feel beautiful :DDD
>>23332680
Those tights though.
I would eagerly lower my dripping sex down onto your face and ride it until you're struggling to breathe.
Post a picture of your mouth, please?
>>23332933
How're you doing, I've missed talking to you. Too bad you aren't on kik anymore, how's your new place?
>>23332942
I'd violently doggy style you just so I could get a hold of those breasts. Also wouldn't mind diving into them for half an hour. (More?)
>>23332942
Would probably make sweet love to you, cuddle, then rough as fuck after I recover :P
>>23332951
Au Natural~
>>23332971
Also looking lovely as ever Spoops.
>>23332951
>>23332942
>>23332574
Would perform coitus in the missionary position, while closing my eyes real real tight and thinking about our lord and savior, Jesus H. Christ
>>23332951
The things I'd do to you just to hear that voice are too vulgar for this board.
>>23332951
You have an excellent face, first off. I would embrace you, kissing your cheeks, as I slowly run my fingers down your neck and arms. Then, I'd move down slowly to your breasts, caressing them, but not too hard. Continuing down further, my hands would find their way down to your hips, and then the rest falls into place as I in whatever way bring you to an orgasm.
>>23332984
damn girl ur gorgeous! find me on the lesbian bi thread ;D jkjk your probably st8
>>23332971
I just got overwhelmed with kik. I always had so many messages it was really hard replying to everyone.
I'm...okay. had to have surgery last week.
>>23333010
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Nope. I love me some ladiiiiies.
>>23333017
That sucks what was it for? You should make a new kik so that we can keep talking. You could send it to me from your old one so it doesn't get spammed.
>>23333044
Snugglefuck
>>23333043
see that?
Thats an xray of my prosthetic knee after it snapped while I was just walking down the street
Soooooooo, they had to replace it.
>>23333076
Fuck that's some hardcore shit.
>>23333030
YAAAAAAAAAASSS LESBIAN MASTERRACE UNITE
>>23331872
Dick slap your belly.
>>23331934
Suck on deez nuts.
>>23332496
2 innocent looking 4 fuck / 10
>>23332574
Tie you to the bed and leave you there.
>>23332933
Love that chub n' tuck
>>23332942
69 but I'll be licking your feet and your boobs all over my dick. I'm 2 metres so yes, it's possible.
>>23332951
Talk about life.
>>23333044
Finger you under the blanket.
>>23333044
I'd probably have to drag you home using either my son or games as bait, which is OK with me. I'd strap you to my bedfreame and lick you from ears to ankles, then wash your feet and kiss you from ankles to neck
>>23333076
So what do you say about the new kik? I could also just message you over Skype if you'd prefer that.
>>23333377
I just wanna kiss you.
>>23333428
2cute4sex/10
>>23333393
<3 <3 <3
>>23333428
fuck you in the ass then cum in your mouth
>>23333444
<3 :*
>>23333428
I would take you on a nice date and on the way home hold hands while we cuddle/10
mostly would like to know what album would be playing in the background
Why are people posting selfies hiding 95% of their face? Gotta know what you look like, mayne.
>>23333499
Loveless - My Bloody Valentine.
>>23333499
Savant - Invasion, especially the track "Killer"
>>23333499
baby we'd get wild
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFfybn_W8Ak
>>23333499
Although based off what I'm feeling from this pic. Probably nothing good.
>>23333513
I love that song!
>>23333509
I played the Savant videogame, not a big fan of the music tho.
>>23333537
its fucking grand tho this is my unwind song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDTmv9F4Mf0
>>23333499
The Frights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24XFuv411k0
>>23333113
sleepy groping and touching and none of us have the energy to do more
>>23332410
me drooling on certain parts of you
idk about the rest I'm too sleepy to analyze, these two were easy, lel
>>23333612
inb4 let me see some ID, I'm 21
>>23333499
Unsilent Death by Nails
>>23333629
kek
>>23333612
Looks like you needs some humiliating fucking. Bit of chocking.
I don't have a dick so..
>>23333657
I can help fix that problem you have great cocksucking lips.
>>23333657
You can fuck like you do. I think that be pretty hot to see.
>>23333669
Ay, thanks
>>23333704
I bet your tons of fun on your knees
>>23333537
>not a big fan of the music tho.
BLASPHEMER
>>23333612
Sounds about right, I just pulled off an insane all nighter. It's 9:30 am here.
>>23333657
I'd change your makeup.
>>23333721
But anon the make up HAS to run down her cum covered face
>>23333740
Caption should be nah senpai
>>23333744
lol why?
>>23333499
Mezzanine - massive attack is the best for a good fuck. It's the best for kinda everything.
Eren Yeager/10?
>>23333657
I would do anything to bend you over.
why hello there
>>23333730
idk not a fan of cum on faces, or messy makeup.
>>23332931
I got a chuckle out of this
>>23333996
(You)'s are better than sex.
>>23333657
10/10 ideal waifu that I would die protecting over some trivial argument on the internet
>>23334047
kek
u wont
>>23334079
kik?
>>23334058
You're so sweet. Thank you
>>23334079
kek
>>23333657
Agree with what's been said about your cocksucking lips. Also, would like to make you cry.
Never done this before
>>23334374
Oh. This. - I'd also want to make this cry as I had my way with it.
Biguy, please tell me desu
>>23334409
what the fuck i did ot type desu time to drink bleach
>>23334374
thats what they all say
>>23334390
I do give a mean blowjob
>>23334417
"I'm not usually like this"
>>23334420
I prefer to be the one who does all the work. If you'd just go on your knees, put your hand behind your back, I'd take care of the rest. Okay?
>>23334433
first off
>those trips double dubs have been witnessed
And second off, no. If I get a chance to show off my dick sucking skills I'm gonna make the most of it.
>>23334443
>Your trips were even more impressive, so...
Sure, as long as I'd get to blast all over your pretty little face, 'kay?
>>23334457
>This whole convo is full of win
As long as I get a taste of your cum, we're cleared for landing captain.
>>23334463
>It just keeps giving.
Seems we're made for each other.
>>23331872
tf is up with those eyebrows?
>>23334463
That being said, my contact is skype: gg33freak
>>23333428
Anything that requires those damn lips. Jesus
>>23334374
finger you while at the movies
Just curious about what the LADIES would do. Please... no guys... there are people that have not done this before(Me). This whole lonely on Valentines thing got to me...
>>23333657
Oh hey, it's you again. Cute as always.
>lost my virginity
>i swear
>friends says being anal doesn't count
>>23332942
definetly tittyfuck
>>23331934
licking and biting those lips all the time
>>23334907
with all the sweetness i can, hoping to not go in jail
>>23332942
Something about your face.
I'd start by pulling down your jeans, eating that ass, then sniffing/licking your feet.
I'd lick my way to your pussy and get you wet.
Make you suck my dick, slap you in the face a few times, hand and cock, push you over and pound your pussy, but I'd definitely have to fuck and finish in your ass.
>>23332574
Honestly, pretty much the same thing, only you're better looking and you look like we'd have more fun together, probably be more interested in giving you pleasure than the other girl too.
Nobody else is worth replying to.
>>23334907
Aww, you're so cute :) I'd just get to know you :)
>>23334907
if 18 or older, slowly kiss then go from there. If not 18, no..just no
>>23334907
You are seriously too cute; I just want to know you.
I'll give you my kik, if you are up to talk?
>>23332986
Heheheheh
So sweet of you
Have ya missed me?
>>23333657
I would want to take all our clothes off and snuggle in our favorite pairs of undies and watch Netflix and fall asleep on your bare boobies. <3
>>23334874
I'm everywhere dude
>>23335022
>im not 12 i swear!
>>23331872
sittings there I guess
I'd probably grab your belly
>>23331919
you'd have to trap up
>>23332329
ew
>>23332496
ballooning
>>23332574
from the front or a mirror would have to be around
u look underaged tho
>>23332942
extra drunk to kill social anxiety
>>23332984
with more makeup on
>>23333044
that kid would have to watch
>>23333377
face only
>>23333428
drunk
>>23333657
without makeup and I'd pretend you're my little sister
>>23333799
gotta trap up
>>23334913
face only
>>23334862
kik is Integrallyjose
SC: Integrallyjose
Male/ 22/ Hispanic not looking to be dirty or anything... just looking for a lovely lady to talk to and swap stories and be dorks :)
gg
>>23335012
I'm not sure if you've found someone you're comfortable talking to, but I would appreciate the opportunity to talk to you :)
>>23335043
I don't get why people don't like your makeup
>>23334913
cute asian <3
7/10
>>23334862
well, ok
>>23334528
6/10
>>23334409
're u a boy or a girl?
7/10
>>23333799
suicidal dude/10
>>23333612
cute chubby
>>23333113
like anal/10
>>23335005
same anon, different ip
if you are still interested: valswastaken
ayy
>>23335072
standing behind you in front of that mirror, grabbing your tits and kissing your neck
>>23335058
Wby? Where's your picture? and Well, ok? are YOU a girl?
>>23335057
I don't know either
>>23335072
Groping your tits with one hand over your dress, one leg lifted hooked under my arm, your dress hiked up, and panties pulled to the side, up against a wall. Deep tongue kissed and biting your ear
>>23335093
I'm boy, because this, I didn't rate.
>>23335072
Gently and slowly after a romantic night snuggled up on the couch in my lakehouse by the fire. Eating cheese and biscuits with various dips including; but not limited to a) Hommus, b) Tzatziki, c) French Onion, d) Thai Chili lemongrass corriander and cashews, e) Moroccan sweet potato, sesame and pistachios. I would snuggle up closer and whisper in your ear that I was heading upstairs and you would take the hint and follow 4 feet behind me up the stairs. I would enter the bedroom and do a 180° turn to face you who would run into my arms and we would both fall backwards onto the bed. What follows is both magical and mesmerising and will create memories to last a lifetime.
>>23335106
Ahh, well, thank you for reading.
>>23335099
I guess they don't know a cutie when they see one. By the way, I've never really seen you on /soc/, are you new here?
>>23335116
Kind of. Yes
>>23335110
Wow, that was really deep, anon.
>>23335117
Same here, I usually hang around /ck/ or /tv/. Do you go on any other boards?
>>23335054
I moved in with my best friend!
>>23335154
WTF
>>23335128
/mu/ and /b/
>>23334907
You look like someone who enjoys seafood more than any other person.
>>23335012
I wanna get all over that chub n' tuck bby.
>>23335072
I just wanna hug you while feeling your boobs pressing against my chest and groping your ass over that dress.
>>23335154
I think you're a faggot
>>23335140
I hope you're doing amazing things. Again, not sure if you'd be willing to talk to me, seeing as I'm a stranger and all x)
>>23335173
That's cool, I kinda wanna add you so we can keep talking but at the same time I don't wanna come out as one of those weird fat 12 year olds that are super desperate so I'll catch you later.
>>23335120
Friend zoned again.
>>23335072
I'd like to fuck you intellectually while high on PCP, without even touching you. Then when your guard is down I would sink my fangs down and give you an orgasm by drinking your blood.
>>23335244
What the literal fuck?
>>23335250
my thoughts exactly....
>>23333044
nice
>>23335244
you killed the thread dude...
>>23335324
Let me help liven it back up!!
>>23335410
you ever sucked off two guys at once?
>>23335410
Oh my... well.. hello
>>23335410
can I please kik you? :/
>>23335410
6/10 would be more if you had arms
>>23335410
we can do some kinky stuff, i think you would look good tied up
>>23335410
>circles for eyebrows
is this a new meme
>>23335410
Face down ass up doing deep in that ass
:)
>>23335499
Man... The booty is strong....
>>23335499
Now thats an ass
>>23334374
Nice, I see you have a black belt in dick sucking
all I could think of with OPs picture was where she fucked up her lipstick and it's applied too thickly.
I'd fuck every one of you in this thread.
>>23335410
Doo you use kik or is there any way to get your nudes, I find something about you very appealing
>>23335534
I'd fuck you too.
Got a kik?
>>23332933
Fuck I want to worship you on kik
Hpym
>>23333377
I'd love get your kik and tell you what I would do Hpym
>>23333612
desu we can just sleep together. I'm more into sleeping for 3/4 of a day anyhow. we will count this as sex.
>>23333657
>>23333740
>>23333799
>>23333806
>>23334064
>>23334374
>>23334409
>>23334862
>>23334907
>>23334913
>>23335072
you're why these threads suck.
>>23335435
Arms acquired.
J is my boyfriend.
>>23335597
I want to treat you very bad
>>23335534
I would get you to lay on your belly, grab your right forearm with my right hamd and your left shoulder with my left and go full berserk.
Here's me, looking a little windblown and dusty from desert rave camping.
>>23332947
What's your snap then?
>>23335534
Definitely the kind of girl that I'd want to cum on her glasses
>>23334907
100% missionary with some cowgirl for spice
>>23334374
Probably have you give me road head
>>23332942
Doggystyle with your hands up on the wall
>>23332496
I'd want to do the stand up position with you
>>23336835
I'd hit it from the back
>>23336835
with my penis
>>23336774
Just out of curiosity. Do you have a picture with clothes? You look amazing.
>>23336905
Add me on kik lokoman22
>>23337247
I have very few pictures of just me
>>23337306
You look like a cool guy desu
>dudes
>dudes pretending to be girls
>more dudes
>unisex threads ever not having a 95:5 ratio
>>23332496
id get sent to jail after the rodeo.
Hard, and Playful.
>is adorable
>>23332574
>>23335012
Maybe an extension of that sentence....
Would at least let the blowjob commence, would probably have to end up running a train on you.
>>23331872
eyebrows need to not be pasiley shaped. But otherwise, all 3 holes will be raw when I finish.
I do not care how old you are, i am fucking you in 50 different shades of grey. Take it and Deal with it.
>>Holy Gorgeous #Angel
>>23333044
Would fuck,
>>23333428
This is me getting arrested for having sex with underage females, would not wait, desu.
>>23333657
Your hair could be alot cuter, you certainly have the face for it.
>>Waits 10 years.
>>23334374
I have never done this before either.....Let's do it together. You can start by pulling down your pants and anything underneath them Please. Thank you.
>>Upside down, Right side up, Sideways, Front ways, Backways, Upward, downward, forward, 2 dimensional, 3 dimensional, and all of the positions and shades of every color. 2 holes, 3 holes, red holes, blue holes, all over, under, and upon. Would date for looks, would marry if personality follows up. #goddess #Kik/Snapchat
>>23334907
You look mature, you look confident. Would date if 18+ desu
>>23335072
are sexy. But personal taste doesn't care for the bangs, the glasses would probably be sexy if that hair flowed nicely over them.
>>23337375
>>23335534
also cute. =]
>>23336835
This. Ill do that.
>>23335597
remove all Links to OP in my previous post.....I've changed my mind. D=
>>23332942
And uh....This missed getting into my First post (sorry).... This is the #holygorgeous #Angel I do not care how old you are. I am fucking you in 50 different shades of grey. Take it, and Deal with it.
>>23331872
I'd do missionary and eat your ass
>>23332951
kiss your neck and eat pie with you; i really like your eyes
>>23333612
makeout and then have special time
>>23335651
!!!! Elaborate?
K
>>23335244
>>23338065
saved
>>23335727
ryan?
Looking for girls to masturbate with on kick or snap
>>23332966
Hnng yes that sounds amazing! Mouthhh
>>23335244
Sweet Jesus christ
>>23334907
I'd fuck you in the ass missionary style just to see what sort of cute faces you make.
How many of you wanna face fuck me just curious?
>>23334907
i'd lick your pussy for a long time...and then i start to squeeze your throath until you loose all the air. then i kiss you and start to looking at your eyes then we just sleep.
>>23338458
you look like an egg
Autism is a hell of a drug.
>>23332942
>>23333428
>>23337783
I'd fuck all 3 of you doggy style, flip you around and control my nut to create little shapes on your faces. You'll be my Toaster Strudels.
>>23339064
>You'll be my Toaster Strudels.
>>23332951
every time you post I get turned on. I want to cum inside of you TB H
Late night fun
Gimme dem tenticles squidward sempai
>>23335534
With a beautiful face like that, I'd have to take my time to explore every bit of your body.
>>23338216
Hnnnng. This is the view you'll have while I smother you with my thunder thighs.
Add me on snapchat~?
sp00kym00ny
>>23334374
and also.....garebear, desu.
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