fresh normal assume thread
i love these
>>23307537
>>23307540
is studying to be a biologist, likes card games
>>23307540
Has samurai blood
Get ready to bend your necks
These are good.
Gonna assume when more come in
>>23307540
Spends time in obscure coffee shops alone, reading
>>23307548
Artist, makes chillwave music.
>>23307562
r.i.p my neck
Listenes to Spooky Black and Lil Ugly Mane
>>23307564
which
People usually aren't too good at guessing things about me
>>23307565
blonde
>>23307565
Damn dude you're good with these southern rap assumptions
>>23307607
my canned assumptions
will try harder next time, anon.
>>23307588
Listens to Mr. Bungle, exposes himself to children
>>23307617
Mom still does her laundry.
>>23307614
In the process of dropping out of film school, argues with her parents daily.
>>23307617
Stays in hotels a lot
>>23307614
Studying abroad
>>23307588
Big fan of rap music
>>23307565
NOT a stoner
>>23307564
Generic bimbo
>>23307562
Takes laptop everywhere
>>23307548
Painter
>>23307540
Very very smart and also able to relate to normies
>>23307565
Gets asked if he's spanish
>>23307588
Is a fan of grand strategy games
>>23307614
Changes her cover photo/profile picture to advertise local events
>>23307690
Has several CDs of Eurodance music in her car
>>23307614
Has a thing for English dudes
>>23307617
Takes/took school shockingly serious
>>23307690
In a long term relationship. One of you wants kids.
>>23307701
Listens to a lot of obscure Euro music
>>23307711
Whoops forgot my image
>>23307711
I like strategy games. Only correct one so far.
>>23307701
hey that's cheating
Once saw Brand New live, listens to vapromeme and witchhouse now. explicitly.
>>23307711
>all the time anon, all the time
>>23307724
Currently studying Data processing and storage in the IT field. Has a fixed gear bike but some how not hipster tier. grats.
>>23307690
Experiencing mid life crisis earlier than most humans do.
>>23307701
Went through a pagan phase during late middle school
>>23307716
isn't actually that blind, just likes the way he looks in glasses
>>23307724
Has one-itis
>>23307565
hates that he's a minority and wishes that he was a white punkster
>>23307548
listens to lofi only
Im interested
>>23307753
deep and commanding voice
>>23307746
loves organic products, owns a lot of plants
>>23307727
smokes a lot of weed
>>23307716
Hmm, nope
>>23307734
I don't even know what those things are
>>23307746
Nope
>>23307836
I'm good at these sometimes
>>23307746
Longboards, dates dudes in bands, studying photography, hates most things.
>>23307753
Works for his dad's law firm, dad pays for his apartment in the lower east side.
>>23307746
you have perf soles - plz post them
>>23307548
Is a cat person
>>23307564
Knows how to get into a club
>>23307565
Wishes he wasn't mixed
>>23307588
Does all different voices when he tells a story
>>23307614
Has a harem of beta orbiters
>>23307617
Blows money fast
>>23307690
Can't wait to be a mom
>>23307701
Has a DDLG tumblr
>>23307716
Watched every movie on netflix
>>23307724
Wants to move to japan
>>23307746
Lives in cali
>>23307753
Wishes the Third Reich was still around
>>23307716
watches a lot of movies
>>23307724
started his job a short time ago
>>23307540
99% sure you enjoy art galleries. (not a bad thing, i do too.)
>>23307548
Plays guitar
>>23307562
Lives near the equator, where gravity pulls sideways.
>>23307564
idk which is you but you live in california
>>23307565
concert goer
>>23307588
Would play warhammer 40k with
>>23307614
honestly, I have no idea i don't have much to go on
>>23307617
i second blowing money fast
>>23307701
muh fucking japanese cartoons
>>23307716
knows how to debate with getting offended
>>23307746
You look super coloradoan
>>23307753
Wears a shit ton of burberry
>>23307617
let's see your stomach
>>23308139
I do!!
you could be a musician
>>23307588
Likes to write, reckless but not lazy though I ,can see a little mess, quite curious but more inquisitive, demands your will to be known and done but you're not bossy, you have your way to get things done. Likes good food, I'd guess you're also picky about it (probably likes the food done your way) but not so annoying, you have a good heart but right now something is making you sad.
Guess things about my human
>>23308435
lives in his bachelor apartment. occasional one night stands
wake up
still here
>>23310852
cant wake up
>>23310863
>>23308435
Handsoooome. Loves kids but doesn't want any soon
>>23308139
Shy
>>23307746
Is a babe
>>23307724
Comp Sci or engineering major
>>23311385
pisces?
>>23308435
likes dogs
>>23308139
lives in a two/three story house
>>23307753
sweater vest enthusiast
>>23307746
has at least one nipple piercing
>>23307724
has a hairy enough chest
>>23307716
is under 5"5
>>23307701
travels a lot
>>23307690
inherited that ear ring
>>23307617
has matching Calvin Klien under pants
>>23307614
is a fan of the Disney classics
>>23307588
Pun master
>>23307565
is in a garage band or works in retail
>>23307564
both work in fashion in same way or form
>>23307562
has at least one mental illness
>>23307548
possibly has a bongo along with the guitar
>>23307540
is at least 6" tall
>>23311525
V close! Cancer!
>>23311537
which was i close to?
>>23308435
feels bad about being mean to someone in high school.
>>23311385
lies, is assumed honest.
>>23311525
middle management for starbucks or mcdonalds.
>>23311579
Nah
>>23311579
Acts edgie to new people,but once you get comfortable around someone you come out as a caring and sweet person
>>23311525
you can talk out a suicidal person and make them genuinely laugh
>>23311385
although you're cute and lovely,I wouldn't get on your bad side,cause you go mental when someone srepa on your toe
>>23308139
snobish,likes to complain about meaningful stuff,but very creative
>>23307746
girl next door,has scars on her knees and elbows from scraping the asphalt falling off bike/skate/rollers many times over,loves to laugh,small circle of mainly men friends
>>23307565
a nigga told me this nigga looks like a jonas brother
>>23307753
german
>>23307727
dogo is suffering
>>23308435
Party boi
>>23311385
Daddy's princess
>>23311525
Internet wizard
>>23311579
Secretly wiccan
>>23312072
Loves beer
>>23312087
Athletic musician
>>23308435
you look like cool buddies
>>23311525
bought this suite 3 years ago when purple was popular
>>23312087
you listen to AFI
>>23312175
i'm sure u do MMA or something
>>23308139
Love everything Scandinavian
>>23308435
white van man
>>23311385
studies English literature
>>23311525
smokes cigars in the hope they make you look cool
>>23311579
listens to Avril Lavigne unironically
>>23312072
enjoys fishing
>>23312087
creatively expressive, maybe through painting..?
>>23312175
drinks a lot of black coffee
>>23312219
I fucking hate English
>>23312219
webdesigner, owns a pet
>>23312175
goes to the gym
>>23312087
into drugs
>>23312219
Secretly poet obsessed with a faded love
Favourite food is a greek style salad
Whatever.
>>23312540
Whatever
No friends
>>23312087
>a nigga told me this nigga looks like a jonas brother
I get that a lot more than I believe I should, eh
Listens to a lot of death metal, the good kind of death metal.
>>23311525
Has no reason to wear suits, just usually wears suits, even to community college.
>>23312072
nah mostly I'm shy at first but gradually become more annoying and cuddly
>>23312126
ssshhhhh >_>
>>23312219
you're not wrong
>>23312819
You don't realize how pretty you are.
>>23312517
You seem like a pragmatic person.
>>23312219
Likes turkish coffee.
>>23307565
Has helped many people.
>>23313366
Trying to look like Rokku/10
>>23313379
Kek I straightened my hair for an occasion
I don't dress up at home dear.
>>23313396
Well technically was at home since people came over but you get the point.
>>23307540
you'd be pretty chill to hang out with but i feel you're quite annoying at times
>>23307548
kind of lad you just have a chat with down the pub you seem friendly
>>23307565
guy you'd meet at a party trying to hit on girls
>>23307614
you're aware that you're attractive but aren't too stuck up about it
>>23307617
comfortable with your body , you like to fuck
>>23307701
kind of girl i'd go for, you seem nice to be around
>>23307724
you get your work done in college
>>23307746
you get hit on a lot and don't like it
>>23307753
works a decent job but getting bored of what you do
>>23311385
innocent
>>23312219
kind a lad you see on the dancefloor
>I have like no pictures of my face on my pc and hate the ones i do
assume the worst
>>23312517
good with women
>>23312819
really hot but bad at taking pictures
>>23313366
in high school
>>23314099
based off the picture angle, either you're self conscious or an artsy type narcissist
>>23314099
i try my best, anon
>>23314133
yeah definitely my type , i liked the blonde hair on you.
First time posting because bored. Been lurking for some months now
>inb4 underage because I look like a 12yo
>>23314099
douchebag
>>23312819
quiet, but very interesting (side note: you're gorgeous!)
>>23307701
talkative and very open about anything (choker, suddenly forgot how to think straight)
>>23307614
pretty relaxed, probably studying something artsy
>>23314128
mainly self concious i don't like a lot of my features and i can't look at cameras i always end up looking away and looking like a retard
>>23314146
wouldn't say douchebag but i guess i could be nicer at times
>>23314143
i'm pretty indecisive about my hair honestly, maybe i'll go blonde again
>>23314146
i'm actually pretty much the opposite but can talk for hours about stuff i'm interested in
>>23314157
might be because of that half-shown face and the cig, but yeah, assumptions don't need to be true :D
>>23314115
Likes chinese cartoons
>>23313366
Future Spanish teacher
>>23312540
Forever alone
>>23307746
I like your bangs
>>23307614
Tumblr feminist
No offense guys
>>23314166
the look you had in the pic you posted is 10/10 i'd recommend the blonde again
>>23314166
doesn't matter, if there are common interests and you like to talk about them, I'd talk with you for hours, because you're cute
>>23314171
i just can't look at cameras for some reason , this is my full face but i look like a fag cause i can't seem to look at cameras
>>23314187
Can't look at cameras
>>23314187
not even remotely douchy anymore, guess I'll take that one back.
>>23314174
Drinks her coffee black.
>>23314146
Plays bass.
>>23314133
Alcoholic.
>>23314115
Underageb&
>>23313366
trap
>>23312819
needs validation
>>23311579
has a dd/lg fetish
>>23311385
too normie for 4chan, but insecure enough for soc
>>23307746
green tea and F. Scott Fitzgerld books.
>>23307701
Into petplay.
>>23314192
well i can i guess but i feel like as soon as i have a camera in my face i just seem to look away , guess i could work on it
>>23314179
i'll probably do it again soon and then get bored after 2 weeks, i dug out another blonde pic so here ya go
>>23314181
well mostly music, football (real football not gridiron), art, old video games...also thanks for saying i'm cute
>>23314201
i probably do drink too much but i could totally stop whenever i want, no pet play here though
>>23314201
Ay, I actually do drink my coffee black. Nice
>>23314210
you are cute, blonde suits you
>>23314201
guitar, but pretty close :D
>>23314210
music and old video games are nice topics, well, depending on what genre. your eyes are really nice!
>>23314210
Shame about the no petplay. You really looked the type.
>>23314220
I have a good habit of guessing peoples preferences
I drink mine black too, so maybe it's easier to guess.
>>23314222
thanks anon, you've made a crappy day a little better
>>23314228
i love the old point and click adventures, broken sword type stuff? monkey island etc, and well, if a band could be described as 'britpop' i love them
>>23314245
haven't actually played point and click stuff for ages, loved day of the tentacle though, one of my most favourite games ever! Also, why was your day crappy?
>>23314251
i like them because i'm really clumsy and so i suck at any games that require co-ordination, my day was crappy because i had a job interview that i just know went badly
>>23314268
that sucks! but why did it go badly? I actually hate interacting with people I don't know, yet I've got every job I ever applied for, maybe believing in yourself truly helps!
>>23314281
i don't think i sold my academic stuff highly enough, but oh well, life is what it is
>>23314296
Can't do everything right in life the first time, failure is just human. I'm actually failing right now because I've got no motivation at all to study for my last final exam before becoming an engineer...
>>23314303
engineering is cool though, i'm just a library assistant at a university
>>23314305
Has some kind of criminal record
>>23314254
Closet consists exclusively of hoodies, old plain tshirts and sports apparel
>>23316198
I know this isn't a rate thread but literally 10/10
>>23316213
I don't know about all that.
>>23316251
>what is personal preference
>>23314099
>guy you'd meet at a party trying to hit on girls
r-right
Will post assumptions when I get home from work
bumping this
>>23316363
electrical enginneer is your work
>>23316198
watches a lot of youtube
>>23314305
loves to look in the mirror
>>23318722
built those pool tables himself
>>23316363
Legend says he's still at work
>>23319494
haha
>>23320751
your all a bunch of hipster faggots btw
Everyone here is an alcoholic
It's ok so am I
>>23320751
You look like a spooky version of Bret McKenzie
Waddup homies
>>23321450
Tfw you kill the thread
>>23321450
>>23321500
Thread died long before you arrived, big homie.
>>23321450
Oh my, I assume you're a qt.
>>23321521
Thnx
>>23321628
You probably played magic and GameCube a lot as a kid. Your major is probably mathematics related.
>>23307540
Gregarious, positive around people, but prone to morose moods that you generally keep private.
>>23307548
Still figuring out what makes you you.
>>23307562
Had a bad temper when you were younger
>>23307565
Approachable, comfortable around people, but often feel alone even when in a group.
>>23307588
Prone to long rants on things you're passionate about. Have strong opinions on your hobbies.
>>23307614
Want intimate friendships, tend to get along better with guys, but frustrated by how often they fall for you. You like to read, and you have a better awareness of classic lit than most.
>>23307617
Frank and upfront, you like to let loose. At times you can be selfish and act impulsively without considering the consequences.
>>23307690
One of the main qualities you look for in a partner is the ability to make you laugh. You greatly value family and tend to get along with older adults.
>>23307701
You value and seek out honest, disclosing connections with others. You consider yourself smarter than most people and often make denigrating comments about the herd as a whole, or people you consider average.
>>23307724
You take your studies seriously but don't study as hard as most. You know what you want to do in life, but can be a bit of a slacker.
>>23307746
You take pride in your knowledge of gourmet tea/coffee. You paint, or did at some point in your life.
>>23307690
Hops on 4chin for validation your partner fails to provide
>>23311525
Your tailor was white.
>>23314099
Hacks up colored mucous at least once a week.
>>23308139
I thought that guy looked like a Warhammer player too! I felt it would be cheating though, because I saw him mention that he liked strategy games.
You have an easy laugh and like to make people comfortable. However, you're easily offended by anything that seems to be an attack on you or your capabilities and become defensive.
>>23311385
You feel contempt for 99% of the people who find you attractive. You enjoy survival films and respect/admire tough people.
>>23311525
You are not good at telling when a girl isn't attracted to you, or at taking "no" for an answer.
>>23311579
You have a weird laugh and a favorite movie that you've seen like a million times. You're generally friendly and positive with people, though you can become anxious and self-conscious/critical in prolonged interactions with someone you haven't known for a long time.
>>23312072
You've struggled with depression at multiple times in your life but are in a better place now than you have been. You've still retained a somewhat cynical outlook, especially on government and society.
>>23312175
You get along with people, but don't really believe in yourself. You look to others for approval and tailor your personality to fit the social contest that you're in.
>>23312219
You can be somewhat standoffish in first interactions but you're generally kind and easygoing after contact is established. You have a bad habit of making mean spirited jokes about people you find pathetic or simple.
>>23312517
Somewhat prone to snobbery, you enjoy irony-based humor. Can be a bit of a sarcastic ass, but you're a supportive and loyal friend.
>>23312540
You have struggled with mental illness and addiction. Your life has seen a string of tumultuous relationships come and go.
>>23312819
You are shy and self-critical. You are still trying to discover who and what you are, and to derive strength from that sense of identity.
>>23313366
You had a group of friends that you aren't as in close contact with at this point in your life. You're making a transition of some kind. You are very averse to physical touch until you have established a trusting and comfortable relationship with the person.
>>23314115
You like anime and secretly envy girls who you think are prettier than you. Shy and diffident, you have a knowledge of a wide array of factoids you've picked up from your time on the internet.
>>23314174
You enjoy french movies and literature. You are passionate, temperamental, and somewhat unstable, but you take pride in these characteristics and see them as a sign of depth. Awkward in first interactions.
>>23314187
You struggle with self-esteem issues despite the years of people telling you that you're attractive.
>>23314201
Snobby about music, you envy more muscular men while denigrating them as being stupid, douchey, or simple.
>>23314210
You laugh loudly and pride yourself in not sugar coating the truth. You can be somewhat abrasive, but you don't mind, and are generally comfortable with who you are.
>>23314254
Prone to depressive thoughts and arrogant thinking. You spend too much time playing video games even though they don't make you happy, and become easily frustrated and upset.
>>23316198
You use a lot of non-verbal communication and despise people you perceive as being fake. You probably have some kind of artistic hobby.
Holy fuck, I'm taking a break. Sheeeeeit.
>>23321888
>trips of truth
bingo
>>23321944
>>23321919
>>23321888
a true hero
>>23321919
lmao do you know me????
>>23322673
Just making guesses brotha
Come onnnn, don't let this shit die. I want to see if I was right about the other guesses I made.
>>23321944
i'm pretty quiet actually but definitely honest when i need to be
>>23321888
this is very accurate
>>23324025
C:
Glad to hear it, anon.
I'll bite
>>23307540
Is pretty chill and works in art or arcitecture, loves assume threads
>>23307548
Is happy with life
>>23307562
Can't be fucked to tilt his pic 90 degrees
>>23307565
Into metal
>>23307588
Is a bit of a goof, likes animals
>>23307614
photography student
>>23307617
Normie
>>23307690
A mother or wants kids
>>23307701
Weeb
>>23307716
Also weeb
>>23307724
Travels a lot
>>23307746
Loves nature
>>23307753
Is well off
>>23321888
Smart guy . good at reading ppl . do me plz
>>23324214
Ty mang
You didn't used to be in such good shape. You're still left with some of the self-esteem issues and doubt from your earlier years.
Your friends know you to be a stable, peaceful, and reliable person. You do not generally start conflicts and are comfortable in the role of a mediator.
While initiating interactions with women isn't your strength, you can be very charming once attraction has been established on both sides.
You alternate between timidity and confidence and you are trying to work out the balance point at this juncture in your life.
