Dream guy/girl thread
Loves me
>>23292411
I can love you, Anon, but I don't know if I'll be in love with you.
My pref in body shape varies :)
> < 5'7
> clingy and monogamous for me
> female
> pale skin and freckles
> not blonde
>5'9" or less (Am 5'11")
>fit, average or skinny
>Gotta have a decent ass, squat butt is ideal
>Small or medium bust, not fake, not huge
>brown hair but not required
>fairer skinned
>Laid back, not loud
>Adventurous physically (camping, airsoft/paintball, hiking, gym buddy, etc)
>Adventurous sexually, a little kinky
>likes vidya,movies,shows,anime
>funny
>similar taste in music
>loves dogs & cats
>has own passions and goals
>Honest about everything
Vehemently Roman Catholic (Orthodox is cool too)
Male
Straight
White (germanic or anglo)
Cultured and interested in art
Has good education and career
Wants kids
Tall and stocky
Believes in traditionalism and the family unit
Will let me cook and bake for him
Will let me give the children puritanical names
>qt
>either fit or chubby
>big boobs
>quirky
>likes vidya
>likes movies and TV show bingin
>always tells me she loves me
>white or mexican or asian
>long hair or short hair
>make me feel useful/ like I matter
>male
>6'0+ but the taller the better
>deep voice
>pretty eyes
>veiny hands/arms
>prominent adams apple
>a healthy weight
>strong enough to carry me
>Dominant, both in and out of the bedroom
>has enough patience to put up with me but doesn't hesitate to put me in my place when I need it
>doesn't want kids
>Funny
>Smarter than me
>Has interests in things, and wants to teach me about them.
>wants to show me music, and lets me show them music
>likes to talk a lot, and can handle how bad of a conversationalist I am
>not repulsive to look at
>not under or overweight
>no less than 5'0 or greater than 6'1
>no more than 40 or less than 16(I'm 18 as of now)
>exists
All the criteria
>>23291971
My dream girl
>mid to late 20's
>semi-thick
>decent ass
>has a job
>caring personality
>doesn't into reality television
>>23292658
I fit this entirely, but
>and can handle how bad of a conversationalist I am
I don't know if this sits well, with me, though. Conversation is just effort and interest. If you're interested, you'll want to be around and talk to someone.
I'll give it a go, though. My kik is whyamievendoing this if you want to shoot shit.
>>23292671
also
>not into gangsta rap
Posted in other thread but might as well post here..
Ideal Guy
>Tall (5'10+) Not a dealbreaker
>Bear-mode
>Gym guy, likes to bulk as well as actively does this on their own (motivation for a partner only lasts so long). Would enjoy going to gym with me and having me cook them post-workout meals.
>Masculine but isn't a dick
>Sexually dominant
>Decent sex drive, I really don't like having to initiate 90% of the time... which usually is the case
>Is generally a nice, compassionate, honest, and caring person
>Confident and somewhat extrovertive. I don't mind Introvertive as long as you're not an autist about it.
>Emotionally supportive of me and my schooling (first year medical next fall), can be there for me as I will be there for them
>Enjoys bantering and joking around, I like to be joking around 90% of interactions.
>Somewhat clingy/possessive (not a requirement, but it makes me feel good). As well as strikes up convo at least equally as much as I do.
>Likes to play video games, I play a fair amount when there isn't schoolwork or obligations to do. Would like to cuddle up and play stuff with me.
>Generally knows what they wanna do with themself.
>tfw fag
>>23293929
This was me until
>fag
Sorry bruh, but I hope you get dat dick. Cheering4u
>>23294143
lmfao thanks
>>23293929
hi, this is me.
>>23294497
Contact?
>>23294577
ChildishTyc00n on kik
Brutally honest edition.
Me:
>a white guy from England
>6'0 in height
>fat
>indoorsy as fuck
>neet but looking for a job
>completed mandatory school and college
>love video games
>doesn't smoke, do drugs or drink
>sexual as fuck, sorta vanilla but open to trying partners kinks
>plays guitar to an average standard
>laughs easily, likes light teasing and sarcastic humour as well as dirty humour
>child at heart but can be serious and supportive when needed
Her:
>18-24
>any body type is fine
>5'9 or under, short is cute though
>preferably lives in England too but LDR is something i'd consider
>please don't be a smoker, drinker or drug taker
>loves vidya and open to trying whichever ones
>similar humour, we can make each other laugh super easily
>sexual as fuck also
>clingy
>indoorsy as fuck
>doesn't have a huge amount of tattoos or piercings, none even better
>if overweight, perhaps open to losing weight with me
>likes video game music/covers
>super honest
>does cute things or dresses cutely
My throwaway email is [email protected] i'll probably give kik or skype there.
>>23292424
ill love you anon, but i dont know if you would love me
>>23292650
this is me
Me:
>US
>About 5'8", heavier build
>Third year of college, music/math double major
>Saxophone major, bass for fun
>Playing video games is fun too
>Fairly vanilla sexually, but pretty open to stuff
>Bad at talking to people
>Very emotionally guarded
>Prefer staying inside
Pretty much if you somehow want to talk to me based on that, my kik is mushroomkingDX. I'm not too picky.
>>23292658
Location?
>>23295239
Northern California
Bumping while I put a post together.
>5'3-5'7
>small or petite would be fine
>smart
>emotionally mature
>cute
>supportive
>doesn't want to shove the idea of kids down someone's throat
>country or outdoor oriented
>not controlling but clingy is definitely ok with me
>no drugs
>no hair preference, longer the better but color doesn't matter
>preferable older then 26, but if the maturity is there 21-23 is fine
>>23297453
oh and me
>6'3
>goal oriented
>gym goer and athletic
>anything outdoor related
>southern with the mindset to match
>easy going
>have some depression anxiety issues due to military service (shit sucks bro)
sure there is a bunch of other stuff but I'm not the best at self critiquing
>>23292658
I am all of these, except I doubt I am smarter then you, probably street smart, not book smart though
Me:
>19/male
>5'8
>black hair
>Curly/wavy depending on length
>Pretty slim
>hispanic/latino
>into fashion
>like anime and video games
>Like to go out and about or stay in
>Currently a neet but going back to work in March
>Usually happy but depressed
>Have a big sense of humor.
>nihilistic
Ideal girl
>Preferably older than me or around my (18-25)
>Taller than me
>Into fashion
>Into or is okay with anime and video games
>Likes to go out and do random shit
>Also likes to stay in from time to time
>has a good sense of humor
>Likes to cuddle
>Slim
>Nice legs and butt
>Latino/Hispanic or Asian.
I want a nerdy introvert girl to hang out with and watch movies and go through ultima games
Do these things really work?
>>23297453
Is this dream girl or either.
>>23297665
dream girl, I apologize I should have specified -_-
>>23297665
or well trap/trans is ok to I suppose I unknowingly dated one a while back and accepted it after she told me and was with her for about 5 months so either or then
Me:
>25, Male, green eyes, brown hair, fair skin
>Average weight and height
>Caucasian
>I work but only part time
>Personality is pretty introverted, calm but I'm gentle and nice and laid back at times
>I enjoy taking naps occasionally
>Somewhat adventurous and curious
>I like animals but prefer cats over dogs
>I enjoy cooking a lot
>Big interest in literature, I usually like post modern and works from different movements like surrealism, also into art house films especially New Wave
>
Her:
>Black or red hair preferred
>I'd prefer someone older, somewhere along 25-30 but I doubt there is anyone like that here
>Height I'm not picky about but tall would be somewhat nice
>I don't really care what country she is from
>Has a nerdy side to her but is somewhat cultured too
>Has an interest in my hobbies and interests or would be willing to attempt to enjoy them
>Large breasts are a plus
>Energetic and easy to talk too
>Knows how to cook so we can do it together sometimes for fun
Throwaway:
[email protected]
>>23297712
Max I can go is twink lmfao, sorry anon
>female
>22-30ish?
>nerdy
>admirer of cold sheets
>can be introverted but wants to talk to me about anything- deep stuff, silly memories, bad jokes
>loves lazy days (binge tv/movies) and adventure (road trips, various travel/trying new things)
>into some kind of music/movies/art
>likes food! Wants to try new places and cook with me
>finds the idea of breakfast + bookstores to be dreamy
>will let me feel up that butt fairly frequently
Me:
>late 20s
>6'2
>school and work
>chest hair
>pro cuddler
>cool with distance as long as visits are possible
>romantic goof
>may write you a song
bump and will post
>>23297898
hahaha it's ok bro, keep looking, didn't mean to get your hopes up
I'm 19/m/fit
Basically my dream girl is a QTpi who doesn't mind tattoos or sending me nudes on snapchat
My dream dude
>19-24
>At least 5"8 but not too tall (I'm 5'6)
>Brown hair
>Dark eyes (brown, green, blue, idc. Just not those ice blues)
>Not black or Asian (we've all got our preferences)
>Decent looking
>Body can be average or skinny, idc, just not overweight.
>Sense of humor is a must, but they MUST put up with my bad jokes
>Puts up with my shit
Idk, I'm not too picky.
>>23292548
You just described me to a T...except I don't know what music you like
>>23301115
That's me!
5"10 Brown hair brown eyes, Loves jokes. I'm 19 and 175lbs mainly muscle
>>23292548
this actually sounds pretty fucking nice as well, I can tell we would be bros
>>23292548
Why can't you be a girl? ;_;
>>23298731
Kik??
Dream grill:
><5'11"
>preferably 18-20
>has a vagina*
>monogamous*
>likes vidya
>barely any piercings and tattoos, bonus if none
>no drugs(ciggs included)/alcohol*
>fair skin
>any hair color
>healthy weight(not anorexic, but not landwhale)*
>smart
>funny/sarcastic
>doesn't hate dark humor
>knows what's going on in the world
>big tits/ass
>sexual
>atheist/agnostic/isn't religious
>nerdy
>likes to cuddle
>not a complete asshole*
>puts up with my shit
* means those are required. There's very few because beggars can't be choosers
[email protected] if ya wanna contact me
>>23302986
friedkiwismash
>male
>intelligent
>preferably dark hair, but light can be ok too sometimes
>strong enough to physically overpower me
>handsome
>hilarious
>cynical/sarcastic
>cold to other people but very affectionate and nice to me
>dom in bed
>above 6’ (deal breaker)
>intense eyes
>similar taste in music (also doesn't mind classical (specifically baroque))
>musically inclined, but if his music taste is good then this can be overlooked sometimes maybe
>big dick (6"+)
>if esl, his English should be decent, plus a nice German/Russian/cool foreign accent is a plus
>17-23
>preferably white but definitely subjective
>inherently domineering and manly
>very affectionate
>likes to give me hickeys!
>high sex drive
>fit
>can deadlift at least twice what I can
>ambitious
>doesn't mind if i wear his hoodies/shirts sometimes
>not a WEEB/normie trash
>polite
>articulate
>no southern accent/off putting accent
>nice jawline
>possessive
>not obsessive with his possessiveness, but possessive in a cute way!
>controlling/dominant generally, not just sexually
>no scary eyebrows pls
>not into smol boobs/fat girls
>is ok with getting a cat
>not super keen on having children :D
>low voice HNNNG
>memey
>has a sexy smirk
>veiny arms/hands
>hands longer than 18cm (measure from wrist to end of middle finger), and wider than 8cm (side to side, not counting thumbs).
>wants to lift/workout with me!!!
>doesn’t do drugs
>doesn’t drink excessively, if at all
>mostly introverted
>caring
>bilingual
>teases me in a cute way, with sexual undertones, not to the point where it’s patronizing.
pls exist ty
>>23304077
literally all of those but bilingual and can't have a cat, at least I've been told I'm handsome, it's probably a preference thing
>>23304216
skype/kik/discord/snap?
>>23304233
kik is optimisprime89
>>23304238
I'll add you in the morning, since i'm going to bed now!! :D
>>23304245
alright sounds good
Someone who accepts me for the wreck I am
>>23304077
>not normie trash
Negates everything else you just said...
A guy like that would be the most normie trash of all normie trash
>>23291971
dream girl:
>my height or shorter
>wears dresses
>understands when I want some privacy or to be left alone for a while, and doesn't hold it against me
>preferably she would want some space occasionally so that would be easier
>an artist of some sort in private
>wears dresses
>doesn't say evil shit when we're arguing, just works with me to understand why we're fighting
>don't really care about size as long as she isn't obese. I don't want to fall in love with someone who could die at 40
>somewhat interesting and experimental in bed
>long dark hair
>green eyes
>small boobs
>cute (not big) butt
>preferably no piercings, shit annoys me for some reason
>likes dogs
>doesn't like to dance, because I fucking refuse to
I just want a girl who can walk on a wire with a trembling glass in her hand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymURnUsHiCA
Me
>31/m/OH
>6'3, thin. blue/grey eyes
>Two Master's degrees, speak Japanese
>Honest, straightforward, perceptive, affectionate, mature, humorous
>General knowledge sponge, curious about everything
>Connect on a personal level more than through interests, but happy to share them and teach each other new things
>Fantasy/sci-fi
You
>19-28/f/anywhere
>Slenderish, natural look/not big on makeup (not picky about physical attributes beyond this)
>Empathic, honest, loyal, smart, emotionally and mentally stable
>Wants to share about herself with someone who will actually listen and care, not just from thirst
>Somewhat submissive
>Enjoys being appreciated and reciprocating that
>Has experienced personal struggles/suffering but survived intact
Skype: ageha60
>>23297521
I'm not really looking to find someone in these threads, I just think it's kind of interesting to think about it from time to time. What you do and don't like in someone, that is.
>>23292637
>>23292658
This.
Im 18/m in good shape.
Dream girl:
>Not picky about age but beween 18-24 ideally
>Between 5'1 and 5'10
>Fit or normal body
>Caucasian
>Hair can be anything but I love pink and purple hair
>Cute
>Smart
>Honest
>Loyal
>Clingy
>Would go on ouside adventures with me
>Could be introvert
>Relaxed
>Has life goals
>Will play vidya with me
>Likes to cuddle / make out
>Don't smoke/drugs/drink
>Minimal tattoos/piercings. None at all is best
skype: xnyanta
>>23304077
Hi I'm most of this
>dream girl
>18-22
>average size, height doesn't matter
>ginger and blonde are my favorites but that doesnt really matter
>qt
>glasses are cute
>likes pretty underwear
>likes dressing up
>slightly kinky
> likes oral sex both ways
>nerdy
>likes vidya / cosplay
>likes american 80s action movies
>funny
>interesting to talk to
>smart
>has a career in mind
>supportive of my passions
>understanding of depression / anxiety
>likes animals
>wants kids someday
>>23304077
i'm pretty much all of these, or at least i'm told that i am.
kik is Norwegian_wood1
> 5'1" - 5'7"
> skinny to fit (no fatties) but has a tight ass, not fat or flat
> employed
> have at least a Bachelor's
> not black or dark
> big eyes - nice overall face
> confident, but not a slut
> open minded about everything, willing to try things
>>23304802
is that so?
>>23304267
pffffft nooooo maybe not
a girl can dream ;-;
>>23304077
Eh, too old, love small tits and not introverted and there's a 90% chance I'm not into you, plus you're probably living at the other end of the world
Dream guy
Tall
Slim/skinny
Looks after himself
COLLARBONES
Complete dork
Kinky and open minded
Obsessed with me
Funny
Will challenge me to a lightsaber fight for the last slice of pizza and win so I can steal it out of his mouth and eat it anyway
>>23305825
Spoken like a true Sith.
Her
>prefer shorter but tall girls can get it too
>body isnt a huge deal breaker, but i like some tits/ass to grab on
>im a sucker for green or blue eyes
>also a sucker for pale skin but not required
>likes horror movies
>has some idea of whats going on in the world
>will put up with my insane work schedule
>high sex drive and kinky
Really im not that picky. Just someone to love unconditionally like i do
>>23305825
What do you mean by tall, looks after himself and open minded?
Open minded definitely sounds like you want to be able to have sex with anyone else and him not minding.
skype preferred but kik is okay too I guess
>>23306022
Come to the dark side, we have kinky brunettes?
>>23306158
Tall I mean 6'2 or more (actual 6'2. Not some guy who's 5'11 in silly shoes) ideally, looks after himself I mean well groomed and at least reasonably fit, I'm not after some buff guy but I don't want anyone who can't lift me up or gets out of breath climbing stairs
Open minded I mean willing to try things before he knocks them, and isn't a judgemental prick
>>23291971
>Tough
>Tomboyish, but not opposed to chick stuff.
>Same or sightly lower height.
>Fit body
>Shortish hair
>Cute accent would be cool
>Green eyes
>Practical, interested more in useful or physical ventures than mental ones.
>Not overly emotional, but brash.
>Prefer white or tanned skin, dark hair.
>High sex drive.
That's all I really need.
>>23306341
Oh I've heard about your type, getting freaky with pizza and corrupting innocent minds. I'd be be weary if I wasn't already pervy.
>>23304077
So confusing that we had one great conversation, agreed we wanted to keep talking, and then you just disappeared without another word.
>>23305825
Yes on all except for tall (I'm 5'11"). Where are you from?
>>23306341
>Skinny
>Fit
Pick one
>>23306464
What if I told you you can be skinny without looking like you've never eaten? Tone, not bulk is what I'm after >>23306383
I'll still find some way to corrupt your mind, don't worry.
>>23306452
England :)
>>23306158
No I don't mean be able to cheat on him, open relationships are cool and all but I'd be more than happy settled down with one guy right now
>>23306497
Too bad, US here. My lightsaber only reaches like halfway across the Atlantic.
>>23306497
Shame I'm 5.10 then and skinny. English girls are rare.
>5"6 or taller
>Grey/hazel/green/brown and dark are great.
>Heavy eyelashes and large intense eyes or smooth shaped ones
>Thick eyebrows
>MIDDLE EASTERN/WEST ASIAN/some NORTH AFRICANS (This does not mean only Arab, other groups are in the Middle East than just Arabs. My preferred are Persians, Arabs, Assyrians, Berbers, but any is good)
I prefer religiousness in a man, and I do mean piety, belief, and faith - not just saying you're X and barely practicing or believing strongly about it. Christian = Catholic = Orthodox > Jewish > Buddhism > Agnostic > Mormon >>>>>>>>>> Muslim >>>>>> other religions >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Atheist > Pagan/New Age garbage
>Be at least 7/10 or higher (not that hard since I rate MENA men 2 points higher than they actually are :~D)
>At least dress decent, have good hygiene, and act like you care about yourself and your future
>More introverted pls
Yeah that's my dream guy :~)
Dream Girl
>Loves me
>Honest
>Caring
>Warm
>Mentally ill
and/or
>Accepting of me being mentally ill but also tries to help me improve myself
>Likes doing things with me
>Not overly concerned with looks/money/physical stuff
>Believes that love is the most important thing in the world
>Believes in eternal love
>Low sex drive or generally doesn't care about sex (asexual is ok)
Nothing else really matters. I meet all my own criteria (other than that I'm a guy) so I don't think I'm asking for too much? I dunno. Who knows!
Oh and
>preferably either nearby or at least in the USA/Canada
>18+ but preferably like 20+ (I'm 23)
>likes someone worrying about them obsessively (i-in a nice way though not like gonna lock you up in your room forever to keep you safe but like "Drive safe!!!" "Are you ok!" "You seem quiet are you sad??" "Is everything alright?" "Are you sure!!!" "U can talk to me if you want!" etc etc it's annoying actually lmao)
>>23305825
Sith Lord here. I'm the best lightsaber duelist in the galaxy.
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
>>23308088
Also, being a man hating feminist is a pretty big plus in my book too
Dream Girl:
>Older than me (23).
>Kind of tall.
>Excepts me to defer to her.
>May even be a bit sadist/dominant.
>Smarter than most people.
>Still pretty caring and willing to comfort me when I occasionally despair about life.
My Skype is reasonablydepressed.
>>23306405
???? i disappeared????
if you were on my other skype, it locked me out for some reason, i'm not ignoring you!! :D
>someone who will put up with me i don't mean to do things wrong but i know i do
>>23309175
you have a nice jaw!!!
>>23309204
thank you, but im sure that's just the good lighting
![e9c5b35d15724252875d50b1b2fe2788_395[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OaL6VHB.jpg "e9c5b35d15724252875d50b1b2fe2788_395[1].jpg")
Dream girl:
>The shorter and flatter the better
>Acts like a normal, functioning human being on the outside but a weirdo on the inside or in private
>Very independent
>Open to trying new things or random adventures
>Smug and goal oriented
>Will stay up late with me
Me:
>5'9"
>Otter mode
>Has a good job
>Likes to try new things and go on adventures
>Crude with dark sense of humor
>Music lover
>Interested in learning about all sorts of weird things
>>23309175
ok maybe this is my dream girl i just found
>>23301230
I dabble in most genres
Love anything rock (alt, hard, metal, punk, classic,etc), edm, future bass, experimental , classical, some country, some pop, orchestral.
>>23302555
As long as you don't try stealing all my protons.
It's a nice description but still vague enough for a unique personality to fit it
>>23302588
Never said I wasn't a girl. I'm not a girl but I still never said it. haha. You'll find her one day anon.
>>23304077
I fit most of your list, though I'm 25. Add me?
Skype: itsmythrowaway
Kik: oh_hi_kik
>>23292658
Can I marry you? Contact?
Me:
>5'5"/Blue eyes, dark blonde hair
>Average body
>19/m/FL
>In uni for software engineering
>Has goals
Her:
>Shorter than 5'6"
>18+
>Adventurous
>Higher education would be nice
>Laid back and not too serious
>Has goals
>Plays vidya
>Watches anime
>Mentally stable
Male engineering graduate, 25.
Dream girl:
>Female
>skinny/fit/chubby
>kinky BDSM stuff
>vidyas
>traveler
>quirky
>intelligent
>likes cats
Dream Guy:
>no older than 23
>tall (6'+ plz)
>goofy and hilarious
>Goes on adventures with me even if it's just to the roller skating rink
>Genuinely interested in me and cares about me
>best friend in the streets, daddy in the sheets
>don't be sickly thin
>also be ready to take cute pics and be one of those basic couples
>cook food with me
>be emotionally stable and be able to share things with me
>just love me
>>23310220
Why the age limit, especially if you want a daddy? Because otherwise yes to all of those.
My dream girl:
20-35, preferably older than me(24), but that one's not seriously important.
Pretty face with a pretty smile. Nice teeth, full lips, big eyes, full cheeks.
Long hair. Preferably past the hips.
Race doesn't really matter, but I have a thing for black girls.
Chubby/BBW body, with huge breasts, wide hips, a big ass, and thick thighs.
All natural. Doesn't shave or wear makeup, but at least bathes/showers most days of the week.
No piercings or tattoos. Small earrings are fine, maybe even a nose stud, but hoop earrings are a turn off, and I hate gauges and septums.
Geek/Gamer. Plays video games(especially PC) and TTRPGs. Would go to Ren Faires and LARP events.
Isn't religious. Values science and skepticism.
Isn't a feminist/sjw
Doesn't smoke or do drugs(marijuana included)
Mentally/Emotionally Stable
Isn't a slut. Preferably is a virgin.
Honest, Loyal, Affectionate, Understanding
Capable of holding intellectual discussion
Gentle-Dom/Kinky
Would be really nice if I could find a girl like this, but I doubt she exists. If you are out there, Kik me @VidyaViking.
>female
>young (but legal)
>white, non-ginger
>not fat, not anorexic
>under 5'7
>long flowing hair
>embraces her femininity
>conservative and introverted (i.e. not a party/club girl)
>no trashy tattoos or piercings; naval and nose piercings are ok.
>a complete slut in bed/private
>more loyal to me than my dog
>open minded and intelligent; can think for herself
>compassionate and empathetic
>anti-feminist, anti-SJW
>fetishes: DD/lg, age play, light bondage, impregnation, slut training, rape play, nipple play
>cute and cuddly all the time
>worships my holocaust survivor body (and my cock)
>enjoys nature, camping, hiking, cycling etc. as much as I do
>doesn't do drugs. alcohol is ok as long as she doesn't get wasted
>>23292650
so basically "anything but black" but i dont wanna sound racist? lol.
>Between 4'9'' and 5'6''
>Athletic/in shape
>Plays vidya
>Has some sort of future plan
>Typical funny/outgoing/loyal personality that everyone wants
>Laid back
>Someone who is my best friend as well as lover
>Non fake tits
>Enjoys camping, amusement parks, zoos, being outdoors
>Not afraid to tell me what she wants in bed
>Animal lover
>A little sarcastic, but not so much that she's bitchy
>Long or short hair, just not any part of her hair shaved
>18-26
I just want a not shitty pretentious goth chick
her
>5'8"-6'1"
>Athletic or fit
>Educated and works
>Hygenic
>Enjoys the outdoors
>Total submissive in the bedroom
>Insatiable sex drive
>Willing to be used like a fuck toy
>Bilingual is a huge bonus
>>23304077
I like a thorough list, means someone who doesn't want to pussyfoot. If it's there, it's there. If not, so it goes.
>male
Check.
>intelligent
I get told that, I tend to believe it.
>preferably dark hair, but light can be ok too sometimes
Dark Brown
>strong enough to physically overpower me
6'4", broad build and I enjoy boxing, contact sports and lifting. So yes, to be blunt, almost certainly. I really enjoy lifting girls up, matter of face.
>handsome
Subjective, but I take care of myself.
>hilarious
I've actually written for a professional stand up I know (a local, so not a big deal, but he liked my stuff).
>cynical/sarcastic
To a fault at time, but I am generally allergic to bullshit.
>cold to other people but very affectionate and nice to me
The people I'm close to are important to me and I wouldn't call myself an misanthrope but I'm not gregarious by any stretch.
>dom in bed
Took a test that says I'm 97% dom, 3% sub.
>above 6’ (deal breaker)
Mentioned earlier, but yes by 4".
>intense eyes
I make people uncomfortable when in civil arguments because they think I'm getting angry. It can be perturbing, apparently, just my natural look, though.
>similar taste in music (also doesn't mind classical (specifically baroque))
I got really obsessed with JS Bach when I was a teen. Carried that with me. Very eclectic music taste though, I love exchanging as well.
>musically inclined, but if his music taste is good then this can be overlooked sometimes maybe
Trained singer, played jazz sax back when, I would need to get a new tenor sax to pick it back up...would love to, thinking about it.
>big dick (6"+)
At least 7", honestly don't know full measure. Grower not a shower.
>>23311540
>if esl, his English should be decent, plus a nice German/Russian/cool foreign accent is a plus
English is first language, I can do some authentic accents though.
>17-23
Hmm, 26, but I can play a younger man or maybe more middle aged for a truck commercial?
>preferably white but definitely subjective
I might be 1/32 Sioux. Really. Western/Northern Euro mutt.
>inherently domineering and manly
I live in a big liberal city so it can be a bad trait to have, but I just find it funny when I'm not even trying to chest thump and guys get fidgety talking to me.
>very affectionate
Surprise hugs and leaning kisses are best times. When I know they're wanted, of course.
>likes to give me hickeys!
Rawr.
>high sex drive
Obnoxiously high. Nearly gotten me in trouble a few too many times.
>fit
Take care of your body and it takes care of you. Be worth it and other such motivational stuff, etc.
>can deadlift at least twice what I can
Almost assuredly. Not being cocky, just being honest.
>ambitious
In so many ways. I assume you are, too?
>doesn't mind if i wear his hoodies/shirts sometimes
Sexy looks can vary and include hoodies and shirts.
>not a WEEB/normie trash
You mean not into stupid labels and power level shit? Nah, I like what I like and if someone want's to call it 9001, that's they're business.
>polite
Yes.
>articulate
Verbose.
>no southern accent/off putting accent
Very boring but sometimes interesting regional dialect where it's semi-Canadian and we eat vowels sometimes, if that makes sense.
>nice jawline
You could assess if we got to a contact phase. I think so, though, yes.
>possessive
I have a thing about needing to be in control of the world around me. To a fault at times, but I don't allow myself to just drift along.
>not obsessive with his possessiveness, but possessive in a cute way!
It's juxtaposed with being polite. I know boundaries and when I'm pressing too hard. I come from a family of talkers and salesman, so it comes naturally.
>>23311545
>controlling/dominant generally, not just sexually
See above two.
>no scary eyebrows pls
Quite normal.
>not into smol boobs/fat girls
I am into small boobs...but I'm more into good size boobs. Fat girls, fat people, all I see is a healthy, more attractive person carrying around a suit of unnecessary layers. Not always, but usually.
>is ok with getting a cat
I used to be allergic, but lived with one for 3 years and got over it. Good times. It would have to be a cool cat whose well trained.
>not super keen on having children :D
Undecided at this point, but not insistent either way.
>low voice HNNNG
Mmmhmm. I can almost do a good Barry White impression...almost.
>memey
To what extent? I don't overdo it, that's for sure.
>has a sexy smirk
Some would say too sexy...those people are cowards.
>veiny arms/hands
Not outrageously so, but they do pop.
>hands longer than 18cm (measure from wrist to end of middle finger), and wider than 8cm (side to side, not counting thumbs).
22.5cmx10cm. Interesting standard, why so specfic?
>wants to lift/workout with me!!!
Totally, yeah!
>doesn’t do drugs
Used to smoke weed, stopped because I realized how much I didn't actually enjoy it.
>doesn’t drink excessively, if at all
Don't at all. Just a choice, doesn't mean I'm a stick in the mud.
>mostly introverted
I've had more than a few conversations with myself and value my alone time, sure.
>caring
How would you differentiate this from affectionate? I suppose empathy?
>bilingual
Strong Japanese and weak Spanish. It adds up to a second, methinks.
>teases me in a cute way, with sexual undertones, not to the point where it’s patronizing.
I love doing this, getting a blush and a rise out of a girl then giving her a big bear hug and kiss...few things better.
That was fun. Hope you're still around.
>>23311540
>>23311545
>>23311550
contact info? you sound wonderful! :D
>>23309164
It was indeed on skype, how can I find you again?
>>23291971
>roughly my age
>between 5'2'' and 5'6''
>some kind of post secondary education/ supports herself
>enjoys being the little spoon
>likes country music (but not bro country)
>has her own interests apart from mine
>we can stay up late talking for hours on end
>at the very least, tolerates when I start rambling on about a boring history story
>enjoys traveling and going out (especially to the beach)
>but also likes being a homebody every now and then
>wants to see me succeed and pushes me to do my best
>likes the Royal Tenenbaums as much as I do
>>23291971
Lebanese christian qt
Trump supporter
Literally this girl or rokku
>tfw every girl here wants a tall muscled dominant guy
>>23313149
Another pic of her
22/M/Dutch
>24 years old
>cuddly
>Native American
>Dominant
>Can talk for hours on end
>Is amazing at painting figurines
>Wants to play D&D with me
>Wants to move to Europe and start a family together
I had it, or so I thought. I was just being used as a stand-in for her regular, douchebag, constantly fighting boyfriend. I'm not even worthy of an explanation as to why. I thought she really cared for me, but the fact that she was able to toss me aside so easily, knowing what I had been through before, convinced me that I mean nothing to her. /emo rant
Him:
>6'2"+ (taller the better)
>Brit/Aus/NZ/Can/American/Irish/Dutch/Scandi/German
>Blue or green eyes
>Semi nerdy interests but looks more traditional/jock or slightly alternative (few tattoos)
>Kind
>Confident and centre of attention
>Funny
>Likes staying in and going out equally
>Non-smoker
>Little kinky: dominant
Me:
>5'9"
>Thick (not fat), big ass/thighs, small waist
>Pale as fuck
>Naturally blonde
>Long, flowing 'fairy' hair
>Wears makeup, but natural
>Nerdy interests but enjoys socialising sometimes
>Dresses normal/fashionable/girly
>But likes alternative music
>Hidden feet tattoos
>Talkative and confident, but sexually submissive
>>23313210
Oh, him: 23-32
Me: 25
I am my own dreamgirl
>female
>white
>red hair or black or brown hair. Even colorful hair is cool with me
>preferably pale skin
>5'8 or less
>130 pounds or less
>alternative kinda style. Tattoos, piercings, etc
>well rounded taste in music
>no drugs except alcohol and ciggerettes
>dark sense of humor
>casual kind of relationship but with a hint of clinginess
>bubbly personality
>wears those thick rimmed glasses...hnnnnggg
>into photography, plays an instrument
>septum piercing, clit and nipple piercing would be fantastic.
>tight butt doesn't have to be huge
>smaller tits
>always down for an adventure
>nice lips and pointy nose and nice round and big eyes
>>23313295
Oh and if she can look good with
short hair that would be a huge game changer.
>>23313210
I have to say I am all of these, and I have to say I like what I read about you, post kik?
>>23312673
>>23312673
Kik is commiscore
Also have skype is that's your preference.
>>23313316
Londonyo9
realistic ideal mate
female
early 20's
mature, maybe a little more serious than her peers
pretentious smart, likes philosophy and science in a way we can talk about
playful edgy, can tease each other arguing about irrelevant things
not a total homebody, will go hiking and do stuff and maybe board games or movies together
warm and loving. cuddling and close intimacy
It's okay if you have some problems or mild mental illness
a little socially conservative, doesn't use drugs and drinks uncommonly.
BONUSES:
black hair
speaks another language or has an ethnic background (pref east european or french canadian, but w/e)
stressed professional I can massage the problems out of, I love doing that
Feminine values? Isn't against a white picket fence worldview if we're both doing what we love
political activism is cute even if we might not agree on everything (You can be a feminist)
isn't miserly with sex and views it as a natural urge, but rather vanilla and doesn't expect really weird stuff
myself:
24, canadian, male, consistently INTP on those tests
english/ukranian ethic background and a unplaceable accent
scorpio and I like to identify with the traits
pretentious and edgy, sort of an abstract and reductionist thinking pattern. Absentminded
interest in neurology/psychology, social "Science" (sociology, polysci, econ, anthro), systems theory
can come off pretty strong. Which means I can be a dick
I'm not in the best of all possible worlds in life
gets attached~
skype on request
*sigh*
ME: 22/M/UK, 6'3, ginger/brown hair, sense of humour, I cook, don't mind cleaning and I ramble (hills+conversations). I play Basketball/Ultimate Frisbee, have a full time job
Ideal
>Female
>20-24
>Mature, independent
>Likes going out walking/exploring
>Also likes being a homebody and staying in
>Not obsessive drinker
>Non-smoker
Super combo bonus stage
>Alpha female
>Switch
>Average/chubby build
>Has a job
>Likes trying new things
>Him
>Nice Ass
>Kinky
>Sub sissy at home
>Boy mode outside
>Not too crazy
You:
Pale
Dark hair preferably
Short preferably
Skinny <--> thick/chubby
Loyal
Likes foreign films
Extensive/good music taste
Will show me new stuff
Me:
Tall (6'3)
Lighter hair
Average/slightly chubby
Extensive/good music taste
Will show you new stuff
>>23291971
dream guy
>chubby
>taller than 5'3" (my height)
>hairy as heck
>likes gaming
>really into computers cause i break mine a lot
>not really affectionate at all
>kinky
>rich
dream girl
>height don't matter
>long black or blonde hair
>skinny as heck or chubby as heck
>cute and romantic
>intelligent
>rich
>AA-C tits
i don't care man just give me the cash im poor. id love a bf and gf. a gf to have a cutesy relationship with and a bf for sex :~)
You
>male
>24-30
>be local. (SoCal) +++++++++++++(I don't do LDRs because reasons unless you're potentially moving here)
>stable job/career
>thick/chubby, and taller than I am (I'm 5'2) (bearmode guys ++)
>affectionate
>makes me laugh
>likes to sexually frustrate me in public
>will sit me down and have me watch movies with him (I don't watch many)
>likes to go out to bars, barcades, and sometimes a club
>Also doesn't mind hanging out at home or staying in bed
>must like shower parties
>can cook
>lets me take care of him
>spontaneous!
>will nerd out with me at museums
>must like dogs and cats
>ethnic backgrounds ++
>hairy
>will like me with no makeup and leggings/bun just as much as me when I'm dressed up
>vidya, music, driving around, must love food
I'd like someone to be in for the long haul.
There's more but this might be specific enough for now.
email [email protected] for kik/skype
Dream girl
>somewhere between thick around the edges and really big
>affectionate but appreciative of my own space
>I'm the same for her
>able to think for herself
>hours-long conversations about whatever the fuck
>submissive, if she loves sucking cock then sweet lord, I'm on board
>high sex drive
>Likes music with a passion
>>23314817
I forgot to add me.
>24
>fem
>stable job/career and going back to school to advance it
>5'2 ish
>chubby but do regular gym visits. That said, I still like to pig out. Balance.
>Like to cook
>pretty busy schedule/long work hours but I always make time for people that matter.
>vidya and internet
>I like to travel and eat with others but confident enough to do it on my own
>talkative
>Really affectionate
>Submissive in the bedroom but will switch it up if you want/if I'm in the mood
>Basically, princess in the streets, slut in the sheets.
Just the basics I guess.
>male
>18-23
>6' or over
>dark hair medium/long length hair, light eyes
>slim-medium build
>no facial hair, stubble is okay
>dominant in bed
>physically affectionate
>likes teasing verbally and physically
>big veiny hands are a plus
>likes animals, art, video games
>will take care of me
>play vidya with
>must like cuddling and holding hands 24/7
>>23314868
Yes but what are you?
>>23314817
>>23314841
>tfw this could be me but in another country
>>23315625
Email me! you never know if it works out. I'm not particularly attached to home right now.
>>23314868
You just described me to a T, but I know nothing about you.
Gonna do this because why the fuck not
me
>Male
>22
>6'5
>Built
When I say this, I'm dead serious. Unlike some people that say it to hide they are just fat.
>Super veiny hands
>Pale like Casper
>well kept facial hair
>medium dark hair
>light brown eyes
>dominant
>huge flirt
>banter is on point
>play video games but they dont control me
>work full time
>go to university
>confident
Her
>Female :0
>18-25
>height doesn't matter, just know I'm tall af
>fit/thin/avg
>longer the hair the better
>light colored eyes are ++ but dark is cool
>Pale is awesome, but not needed.
>Submissive
>not neet (school or work)
>video games is a plus but not needed
>passionate about something
>loyal
not really sure what else, if you're interested then I guess leave something.
bumpin, will post
Her:
>comfortable in her own skin, ethnicity/race doesn't matter
>isn't bound by stereotypes of what should/shouldn't be, does her own thing regardless of what people say
>witty
>enjoys copious amounts of bill murray marathons
>is in to dark humor
>not {overly} cutesy
>is informed about things and deeply cares about larger issues that go beyond what directly affects her
>reads a lot
>420 friendly/smoker herself
>somewhat rough around the edges, not very well put together and 'pristine'
>looks don't matter nearly as much, as long as she's not obese
>he has a fat fetish but still loves my small boobs
>he loves me
>he'll cum inside of me
>he'll fuck me when im sleeping/"rape" me
>otherwise funny and generic good person
>>23319015
Are you a girl?
>>23319338
yeah
I want a qt shutin girl who also likes to go out (and by "out" I mean actually out like innawoods, not to a club or someshit)
Is this too much to ask for?
>>23319585
Then that is me. But like, are you on birth control?
>>23291971
>sane
>caring and nice
>female
>at least 6/10
>not obese
>intelligent
>bookworm
>into rugby, American football and/or boxing
>preferably reformed or lutheran christian
My dream girl:
Skinny, short hair, has a passion for something (music, books, videogames, etc), always getting better (learning new things) and to understand my thoughts and likes
me:
>male
>20
>180cm
>italian
>ugly face
>cheerful attitude
>into animu
Her:
>female
>around my age
>someone to talk to after a long day of work
>not obese
Her:
>white
>less than 25 years old
>between 5'4'' to 5'10'' in height
>soft but firm body, large bum is a huge plus
>long hair (I consider anything below the shoulder blades to be long)
>christian or into occultism or at least has some modicum of a spiritual side
>prefers deep conversations about feelings and the world over small talk
>loyal, affectionate and submissive
>not afraid of PDA
>0-5 previous sexual partners
>slightly kinky (think collar + leash and some cute costumes)
>wants a few kids
>loves to cook
Me:
>22/M/French Canadia
>dark brown hair, light brown eyes with some green on the outer rim
>170-180lbs trying to get up to 200 without too much fat, decently muscly with a pretty big butt
>likes reading (currently reading Blood Meridian, Cormac McCarthy is mah favorite)
>likes manga (not really much of a weeaboo but I'd like to go to Japan one day) - favorite manga is Berserk hands down
>love to train, currently lift weights three times a week and rock climb once per week; I'd love to share at least one physical activity with my mate
>usually prefer to stay in, but not averse to going out as long as it's not too crowded
>I can be very empathetic and emotional but I'm usually a stone
>very dominant, I love to play fight as well
>love to cook when I have the time
>currently a non-practicing catholic... trying to get back into that in hopes of finding a decent wife, still love the occult though and my philosophic opinions don't really fit any kind of dogma
>topics of interest/hobbies: history, computers, hiking/camping, philosophy, fantasy, physical training
>ambitions include: having a really close family and finding a job in my field with minimal office time so I can be with said family as much as possibly
>red hair
>freckles
>plays vidya
>loves classic music
>female
>clingy
>mono
>loves animals
>loves horror movies
>not too fat or too skinny
I will never find someone like that :^'(
>>23301115
> 19
> 5'10"
> Dark brown/black hair depending on the lighting and season.
> Brown eyes
> Hispanic
> I believe I am decent looking, but we all have our opinions.
> Skinny body but somewhat muscular arms due to my guitar playing hobby (not high school garage band shitty/not a master)
> I have a sense of humor for sure. It's very dark at times, but I appreciate all kinds of comedy (think Hicks, Carlin, Chappelle, Kinison, etc. for starters)
> Depending on the shit I'd most likely put up with it to an extent.
Kik is Boomator. If you'd like to chat, by all means send a message my way.
>>23301115
i'm 6'2, white, bout 200 lbs and i love bad jokes
kik is Norwegian_wood1
>>23301115
just saw this.
>19
yes
at least 5"8
6"1
>Brown hair
black, sorreh
>dark eyes
Yep, brown
>not black or asian
nope
>decent looking
subjective, but I've rated positively
>body can be average or skinny, idc., just not overweight
Pretty normal. Was overweight, now normal
>sensor of humor a must
I do stand-up and write goofy songs
>puts up with my shit
what is your shit? Generally yes.
kik:throwawayfaraday
>>23304077
Literal definition of normie trash
Me
> 25
> 5'5
> Dark brown hair
> Hazel eyes
> White
> I told I'm very cute but want hear more then just cute
> Skinny body but with little muscle arms and legs due to cycling to work daily
> I have a sense of humor for sure. It's very wacky at times.
> Love - food , gaming , reading , Netflix series , drinking , outdoors activities.
Kik is Mrtommy90 If you'd like to chat, by all means send a message my way.
>Me
>5'9 hurr back problems
>thin figure, bubble butt
>pansexual/sexual deviant
>Workaholic/teacher
>enjoys cuddling, watching movies, reading, playing games (PC), farting around the internet, watching anime from time to time.
Dream girl
>around 5'7
>Curvy/thick figure, soft tummy, big breasts
>Kinky personality
>same hobbies as me
>preferably not a scorpio/crazy drama whore
>bisexual would be fun
>long hair
>glasses are cute
>physically touchy-feely or clingy
>independent and has a job/goal for life
>desire to help around house/do things together
>doesn't mind playful tickles, spanks, gropes on regular basis
I'm not that picky...
kik is NiGHTSChao689
I'm 21, male, straight, in the Marines, I'm 5'10, 147lbs, dirty blonde hair, brown eyes, average muscle build, 2 tattoos, 2 prominent scars, dominant in the bedroom, and into to some kink.
My kik is AlwaysTiR3D
>>23319975
I wish I lived in Quebec and had cool friends like this
>>23323341
wrong
>>23314702
literally me.
kik is cybernation. with the period if you still lurk this thread every now and then.
>>23304077
I'm all of those things, kik me: divine_nidro
>>23323957
Where abouts are you budday?
ayyy lmao
>>23316421
p much described me except i'm medium/chubby, and have medium length hair rip
>>23323505
>in the marines
Dropped.
>>23291971
She will kill me. If she loves me enough to end my shitty life it says a lot about her.
him:
>21 or 22
>Comp Sci major
>fat dick
>votes 4 bernie
>dark skin or at least not pale
>any eye color except blue
>listens to rap or edm trash
>rough in bed
>calm/easy going
>overall masculine
Her:
>prob literally anything
>just not fat or dirty
>>23327387
I forgot to add thick eyebrows to him
me:
>gayfag, 22, northwest USA
>skinny, white, black frame glasses, tumblr hipster lookin motherfucker
>introverted
>into anime
>into video games, chess, go, mtg, pokemon etc
>prefers indoor/at home hangouts 95% of the time, not opposed to outdoor walks etc
>great at talking about mutual interests, okay at talking about other things
>very non-judgmental
>below average sex drive, 70% sub 30% dom
>i think im pretty funny but i have a stupid sense of humor
>not a huge talker, comfortable with silence
>super affectionate, if we're in a relationship i'll want my arms around you pretty much 24/7
dream guy:
>as similar to above as possible
>skinny+glasses+medium length dark hair = A+
>initiates conversations often (i'm bad at initiating)
if you're at least some of these hmu, kik: sleepington
>>23313306
>>23313295
I sort of fit this exactly. I have extremely short hair, buzzed on the sides.
For the sake of the thread I'll add my ideal shit
Me:
>24
>female
>skinny & short
>pale
>pierced/tattooed
>short hair
>total garbage
>420blazeit
>shut in in regards to not into clubs/bars
>can be clingy but it'll take me a while to warm up to anyone
>super scatterbrained and it's hard to tie me down and get me involved in conversation
Him:
>not fat pls
>pref white/Hispanic
>20-30 y/o
>likes short hair
>non religious
>not a prude or straight edge
I dunno what else to put here and expending any more energy on a post about my ideal guy on an internet forum just depresses me but ayyyyy if you anyone is interested I'll add you on kik
>>23324211
west coast. Women here are bitches
>>23291971
>be spic who's just trying to be successful enough to get a white women.
Personality wise she'd be her own women and she would be loving and understanding. Id expect her to realize i'm the man of the house and i'll expect her to be a bitch and yell / scream at me for no reason while like those crazy white bitches on tv and i'd just try to gently put my hand on her and she'd claw scratch me and i just kinda look at my bleeding arm and she'd feel bad but i'd just hug her and reminder her i love her. Id imagine a lot of banter between us like when im coming home form work she'd say she thought i was the gardener or pulling my chin hair during a conversation.
I'd imagine her in a lightly printed flower dress. She would be there and i'd kiss her before heading out and when i come home she'd come to greet me after a hards day work and id give her a quick peck on her pink lips. When we're alone I'd just stare into those beautiful blue eyes as we talk, i'd just stare at her beautiful blue eyes as she gossips about the neighbors or some shit. Id press her pale white skin against my spic olive body like its a blessing and when she's clinging onto me like im the most important thing in the world i'll run my hands over her silky smooth hair. Id treat her so good.
I just want 1 white women i can give my love to, just 1 to raise a family with. But i dont think they go for Mexicans unless they have money.
Pls be
>male
>straight
>tall
>skinny
>nerdy
>sarcastic
>not too serious
>dominating in bed
>Canadian
Thnx
>>23328066
Not skinny (bear) and live at Canadian border (BC/Washington).
What now?
>>23327735
>total garbage
why?
This seems like a really inefficient way to make matches
Shouldnt we post a pic of ourselves
Area and basic traits
Then whoever is interested replies?
>>23329592
Why are you posting that pic all over soc?
>25+ male
>Intelligent, practical with a bit of dreamer
>Sense of humor
>Sexual and open minded
>Dominant but reasonable and patient
>Tall and thin/muscular
>Likes the outdoors, being active and eating
>Wants a family one day
>Okay with me being weird
Ideal girl for me is one that ages well. Someone that is a 8/10+ in her 20's and is also an 8/10+ in her 40's. Kate Beckinsale for example.
>>23329635
Yes to all those, how can I get in touch?
> me
23/m/south west uk
6ft 98kg
Employed while waiting to begin apprenticeship I'm April to work as a chartered accountant
Ex-fatty (at my peak 127kg)
Quite lighthearted but can be serious when the time arises
There was a period I went off the rails and blanked a lot 5-6 years ago
Back on track, main focus right now is becoming qualified, learning to drive (currently ride motorbike) and the pursuit of continually fixing the weight I had gained in the past.
Since Christmas I have cut 107kg to 98 and stopped smoking
Rough in the bedroom I need to bread binds and headboards but am by no means submissive
>her
18-27
Under 5 11
Chubby is ok but you'll need to accept I'm going through this stage of calculating a healthy diet a weight loss
I'm on board with crazy as long as it's productive, I need fuel to burn the desire to progress
Non-vanilla but monogamous, I do not share well.
Local to the south west is preferred
Out going enough to go for a meal or drinks/ clubbing till 3am on a Saturday but not every night of the week
A perfect combination between my current gf and Mal Malloy.
Current gf
>Really hard to describe
Mal Malloy
>Her willingness to even have sex
>Her fucking amazing body
>>23310268
It's not super mandatory. Whats your kik?
>>23328066
canada's a big country
consider me?
>>23313381
>>23329730
We can't meet on Valentine's, that's too big a cliche even for me. What's your preferred method of contact?
>>23329635
>>23331479
>25+ male
26
>Intelligent, practical with a bit of dreamer
I get by just fine and can wax you tales of my flights of fancy. I also get a thrill out of financial stability, read into that what you will.
>Sense of humor
I mentioned earlier that I actually have done some comedy writing, just a side passion.
>Sexual and open minded
Definitely.
>Dominant but reasonable and patient
I hate the idea of a dominant guy having to be gruff and mean all the time. It feels much better to be patient and a guide than to just push people around.
>Tall and thin/muscular
Tall and muscular, admittedly not cut, but I'm concerned mostly with strength and performance (sports).
>Likes the outdoors, being active and eating
Yes! Too many girls, people in general, just want to netflix and chill. Not all the time, there's more to life!
>Wants a family one day
Of course, with the right person.
Not who you were responding to, but kik is commiscore if you want to chat.
me
>20/m/east coast
>6ft
>student
>white
>lean
>shortish brown hair
>basically just a student with a few hobbies
dream gf/bf
>roughly same age as me
>roughly my height
>skinny
>long hair
>preferably they exist
kik: sybaritic_serf
>>23331479
kik works just fine, i'm wutangisforever
21/M/USA
Dream girl:
>alive is a good start
>preferably with a vagina (a real one)
>sarcastic witty smart ass
>like puns (yes even my really REALLY bad corny ones)
>can comfortably be fat in front of me (we gun eat)
>cuddly af
>likes watching shitty horror movies for comedic value
>likes watching action movies because they're great
>short qt3.14 is best qt3.14 (5'8" under)
Me:
>6'0"
>fit
>studying for personal training certification
>PC vidya
>if I've made you smile at all so far, then you like my sense of humor already
>Garage Rock, Alt Metal, Alt Rock, Grunge, Punk, Pop Punk, IDM, Electro House, Shoegaze, French House
>I will cuddle the fuck out of you
>I will fuck the cuddle out of you
>Out of you, I will the cuddle fuck
If I get any replies, I will post kik/skype
Pffft, my ideal doesn't exist. Or rather, she does but she doesn't want me. I can't imagine that ever finding anyone else like her is possible.
>Female
>Rail-thin eating disorder mode
>Has glasses
>Mentally ill in some way
>Likes to dye her hair cute colors
>Likes to wear edgy clothes
>Shy
>Loves video games
>Likes anime
>Enjoys watching movies of all sorts, even art and old horror
>Sleepy
>Baggy eyes
>Rarely shaves armpits or legs
>Clingy, wants constant physical contact
>Virgin like me so we can lose it together and learn together what we're into
>Has an extreme fetish for receiving oral sex even on her period and will just let me lick her body too ;_;
The only plus is that most guys find my ideal wife gross. The downside is that all girls like this are lesbians.
>redhead with freckles
>small, slightly upturned nose
>between 5'1 and 5'9
>just a little bit thick (optional)
>likes vidya games, internet culture, and interesting music
>doesn't get offended by jokes
>is a little bit assertive (since I'm too go with the flow and need some structure in my life), but is really submissive in bed
>>23304077
I exist... Not just in you're imagination. Add me on Kik: IntegrallyJose my profile picture explains it all.
M/22/straight
intovert... im the blacksheep of the family. I normally dont get on here but a friend of mine back in HS brought this to my attention and due to the single on V-day thing... I'm feeling the Bern-2016... sorry, just had to. kept seeing that in FB and wanted to say it somewhere... i don't know how to do the green text thingy... but more info if you want to know me is Integrallyjose on Kik
>>23334645
Picture is of me at a pantball place in the woods in So Cal.
Me
>Male
>6'1
>Enjoys a variety of interests
>nature, hiking, Electricity,
>Math, reading, writing, working with hands
>love, love, love, deep conversation
>I absolutely hate when people just bitch
>Getting away from playing video games
>Pretty handsome
>Patient, kind, cares a lot for people in my life
>Have a super fucked up sense of humor
>Love talking to new people
>Try and help when you're weak
>Would like to eventually play an instrument
Her
>Shorter the better, but it's not a huge deal
>Slim to chubby, and anywhere between
>focused on growing as a person is a must
>Thoughtful
>Willing to work hard
>Loyal
>Plus if in the medical field
>Intelligent in some way
>Doesn't want to drown to drown her personal struggle in substances.
>>23335561
Hey!
How old are you? And where are you from?
>>23335594
I should have put that in there information in there with a new email.
I'm 24, in southern California.
>>23335616
You seem pretty cool and I'd fit your description perfectly, but I live on the other side of earth. Sucks.
>23335561
I'm 24, in southern california. You can contact me if interested at [email protected]
>>23291971
>female
>taller than me (I'm 6ft)
>blonde w/ blue eyes
>studying to become and engineer like yours truly
>up to speed with the latest spicy memes
>has the same special snowflake music taste as I do
>smoker
>jewish ancestry preferable
>detects my subtle irony
>dominates and humiliates me whenever possible
>>23335626
Such is life, I don't really expect to get much. This is soc, after all.
Who knows. in the future I might be in your country I don't plan on staying in america forever.
>>23335639
gross
no one wants a giant jew
>>23335642
more for me then, asshole
>>23314817
I'm 25/m/SoCal. And I fit some of those things. my skype is propane.accessories
>female (I am willing to settle)
>alive
>deals with my shitty hobbies (anime, vidya)
>my weight or under (240ish)
>not repulsively ugly.
>genuine personality.
like him
>>23327735
All these but
18
Armenian
Love short hair
Me
>27 year old male from Eastern United States
>6'0 180ish, most of my weight is in my legs/butt
>very dark hair (head shaved w/beard) hazel eyes
>PhD candidate in physical sciences field
>huge bookworm
>big metalhead, with wide range of tastes
>athletic: soccer, softball, and cycling
>cuddly sadist (bit dominant, but only insofar as it aids my sadism)
>primarily PC gamer, honestly not that important to me
>intersectional feminist (not the keyboard warrior type either)
>2 tattoos, both on right arm currently, plans for many more
>punny
Her
>no real height preference (most women aren't taller than me, but it can happen)
>thin/in shape. Maybe a little extra is fine if you carry it well, but at least be trying to lose some.
>adventurous, willing to join me in doing weird things and drag me out to do weird things of her own
>bookworm a necessity
>socially/politically aware
That's all I can think of for now. contact info is as follows. Look for "Orion"
Skype: sn_1987.a
kik: Cor.Scorpii
>>23291971
A Nice girl.
Or a Black guy and girl squishing me between them m
I wanna be the filling to their O R E O
>>23336005
>willing to "settle" on gender
So you're straight but would rather get buttfucked every night than be alone.
Damn that's thirsty son.
Someone who's a joy to be around, that always tries to make everyone have a good time and feel good about themselves. Someone who sees the faults in others and ardently tries to help them overcome. Someone with a beautiful, beaming smile. Someone who'd let me treat them undeserving. Choke them, hit them, curse and berate them, kiss them, fuck them. Blow on the bruises I've caused and let me kiss the marks better...
Dream Girl-
>Preferably taller than me, honestly as long as I don't have to look down on her I don't mind her height. (Could even be freakishly tall. Just don't be shorter than me.)
>Willing to put up with my 'Dad' jokes. 'What did one bell say to another bell? I can't remember, but it had a nice ring to it!'
>Likes stupid, sappy stuff.
>Wants a more romantic rather than sexual love-life.
>Fit or at least skinny. I can't stand people who are fat.
>Willing to sit and watch romantic movies with me, but won't tell my mates when I cry at their sad endings.
>Wants to cook WITH me.
>Doesn't drink/smoke. Drinking is not too bad, but Smoking of any sort is a deal-breaker. Fuck Vape, too.
>Not afraid to share opinions/tell me when I'm wrong. But also willing to know when she's wrong.
>Doesn't party religiously.
>Willing to let my actions speak for me, instead of my words.
>Long hair. Nothing is prettier than a girl with long hair.
>White or Eastern Asian.
>Girl who can dress conservatively/isn't always slutting it up.
Kind of restrictive, I know. But I guess that's why she's a dream and will never dance down into reality.
>>23327957
i know this feel..
My dream girl
>brunette
>sun tanned skin
>NOT FAT
>has to be dominant both in and out of bed
>between 18 and 26 years old
>should not want to go clubbing too much
I give to you in return
>21 years old
>green eyes
>darkblonde short hair
>white skin colour
>6'1
>BMI 17 (actually not a skeleton)
>richfag (novel about to hit stores, a guaranteed bestseller + family heritage of 7 figures)
>very witty humor
>HATE clubbing, but love me a few beers a day
>smoker
I dream of a nice latina gal with body mods that will be my adventure pal through life
>>23292664
let's elope!
>>23338629
I'll elope with you
Tomboy lifter who will lift and watch dbz
I need the videl to my gohan
Why not desu
Me:
>18/m
>studying bioengineering in Virginia
>puerto rican
>5'8
>kind of fat but working on it
>enjoys science fiction books, vidya, history, and languages
>speaks spanish & english, learning portuguese & catlan
>fa/tg/uy
>likes most kinds of music, currently into garage rock type stuff
>wants to live in the mountains
>wants to buy a guitar
>has a reaction image folder
>likes to think about life
>open to new things
Her
>around my height
>around my age, 17-20
>speaks spanish (ideal but not a requirement)
>long black/brown wavy/straight hair, red is ok, blonde/dyed is no
>around my height
>not obese, but not too thin
>nice butt & legs
>not normie trash
>brown/green eyes
>similar music taste
>dimples are ideal
>likes to cuddle
>exists
My kik is hammockgod
Any girl like this feel free to message me if interested. Or if ur a dude and just feel like chatting, hmu, im pretty bored atm
>male
>18-24
>Slavic or at least European (very preferred)
>tall af
>not a fattie or a skeleton
>broad shoulders, big hands and kinda muscly
>nice full lips
>glasses (not a must)
>beard (not a must)
>intelligent
>witty
>talkative
>has a job or goes to school
>passionate about something
>has an interesting music taste
>NOT into anime
>smoker (a stoner is okay too)
>extroverted (but doesn't mind some nights in)
>spontaneous
>a daredevil
>has piercings and tattoos (not a must)
>a good listener
>knows how to cook (or at least tries to)
>dom in bed
>>23342980
>male
Yep
>18-24
21
>Slavic or at least European (very preferred)
Russian from Lithuania
>tall af
5'6
>not a fattie or a skeleton
Fit.
>broad shoulders, big hands and kinda muscly
Fit, long fingers.
>nice full lips
They're kinda thin.
>glasses (not a must)
Yep.
>beard (not a must)
Nah.
>intelligent
I like to think I am.
>witty
If you mean 'vulgar sense of humor' yes.
>talkative
Sometimes I am sometimes I'm not.
>has a job or goes to school
College student. Acting.
>passionate about something
Acting.
>has an interesting music taste
Queen, Frank Zappa, Susumu Hirasawa
>NOT into anime
I read some manga from time to time, but I'm not obsessed with it.
>smoker (a stoner is okay too)
Nah.
>extroverted (but doesn't mind some nights in)
Opposite actually, but I'm pretty great at parties.
>spontaneous
More like 'impulsive.'
>a daredevil
I can take a hit but I rather not.
>has piercings and tattoos (not a must)
Sorry nah.
>a good listener
And multitasker.
>knows how to cook (or at least tries to)
I can make pretty mean pasta, nice pancakes, mango+yogurt drink.
>dom in bed
If you mean 'intensely sexually frustrated' yep.
>>23343795
"Intensely sexually frustrated" is so not "dom". idiot.
>>23343795
So, you are basically not even close to what i'm looking for. Why even bother replying?
Also, 5'6 is not even close to tall.
>>23342980
I'm too old and not a smoker. Oh well. Also, perfect eyesight, but that's not a must, at any rate.
Good luck sifting through all the twinks on here.
>>23291971
basically pic related, desu.
>>23343912
I was just saying what I got. But whatever, it's cool.
>>23342980
>male
check
>18-24
24
>Slavic or at least European (very preferred)
A Pole
>tall af
6'2"
>not a fattie or a skeleton
Bit of a bearmode but working on it
>broad shoulders, big hands and kinda muscly
See above
>nice full lips
Quite possibly
>glasses (not a must)
Wear them on an off occasion I actually need to see something in greater detail
>beard (not a must)
Right there
>intelligent
That's not for me to decide
>witty
Guess you'll just have to see
>talkative
If you're there's a topic we can talk about sure, small talk is lame.
>has a job or goes to school
Own a business and up-skilling as we speak
>passionate about something
currently obsessed with theatre
>has an interesting music taste
Depends what you call an interesting music taste; If by that you mean I'd listen to just about anything then yes
>NOT into anime
I read novels/mangas but that's as close as I get into weaboo stuff these days
>smoker (a stoner is okay too)
Nope, but don't really mind people who smoke (used to do weed when I was younger)
>extroverted (but doesn't mind some nights in)
Yup, and pretty good and finding some good spots for nights out too
>spontaneous
I believe so, yes
>a daredevil
>has piercings and tattoos (not a must)
Piercing - check, tattoos - sorry but nope
>a good listener
See
>knows how to cook (or at least tries to)
Clear check right there
>dom in bed
Aye
so what about yourself hun? what sorta person are you?
>>23318855
Nigga, where u at???
>>23344726
>calling girl he doesn't even know "hun"
>>23344726
You got kik/snapchat?
>>23344808
sure, kik: throwpeteaway
>>23291971
Looking for
>Girl
>16-26 (not a huge stickler for age as long as legal)
>5'7+
>Thin, average, athletic
>Perky breasts with nice shape and feel (bigger preferred, but more about character than size)
>Long light hair
>Light colored eyes
>Bright smile
>Cute
>Intelligent and educated or getting educated
>Passionate or at least wants to be passionate about something
>Goals both realistic and pie in the sky
>Introspective and thoughtful
>Generally kind
>Honest, blunt and direct
>Doesn't have to be part of any scene or clique to feel like she has identity
>Isn't obsessed with identity, isn't caught up in modern culture but doesn't totally scorn it
>Vidya (somewhat optional)
>Lit
>Cinema (of all kinds, eras and quality)
>Doesn't need a screen in front of her all the time
>High sex drive
>Experience not important as long as you're not hedonistic
>Sub, wants to please
>Like tall, strong guys
>Potentially family some day
>Doesn't have to be a butterfly, but knows how to socialize
>Doesn't have to be funny, but likes my weird sense of humor
>Can tolerate occasional manic and occasional depressive periods (definitively NOT bi-polar, but I have a strong tendency toward it)
>Loves outdoors, quiet time
>Wants to work out together, or at least willing to sometimes
>Diet conscious
>Loves snuggling
Me
>>23311540
>>23311545
>>23311550
Contacts
>>23313341
>>23304077
pretty much me except I'm not bilingual, and I'm Irish (not sure if would considered an annoying accent by you)
>>23342980
I need your contact
>>23316421
this is me, I'm not European but we can overlook that.
>>23325386
You can post contact, I dont mind talking to people. I'm not superstitious.
>>23344889
!!!
>>23347620
You're still hanging around? We introduced ourselves on kik a few days back and then went silent, thought we were hitting it off.
>>23343795
>>23343847
>>23343912
>>23327957
Why would you go for white women if you know you barely stand a chance?
Any man will a fat wallet x
>>23347620
>>23347648
The same thing happened with her and I on skype a week earlier...I'm guessing it's just her MO
>>23347977
>her
Anon, like 50% of the female posts in text based threads aren't even female. This is why we have ideal threads with templates; it filters out the bait and attention whores
>>23348114
>implying that it's any harder for a guy to fill out a template that says "female" than a text post
>>23348124
It is, though. Effort is required to make those stand out, even if the stupid hipster dolls are silly. If someone doesn't make a doll or put in their tastes, it's easy to filter them through as not worth your time.
Meanwhile, people here spend 30 seconds writing up an ideal easy to fake.
tl;dr don't be retarded, anon
>>23291971
>male
>equal or taller then me(I'm 5'10'')
>More dominant, controlling person
>preferably under 30
>listens to music
>patient
>doesn't mind going to concerts
>>23291971
Female
Under 5'9
Under 21
Interesting, easy to talk to, likes to joke around, likes going on walks, going out to eat, chilling back, some days doing lots of stuff, some days sitting doing nothing but relaxing all day.
>Her
Hippie, geek, weeaboo: Pick atleast two.
Had some kind of trauma in her youth that shaped her world view.
Mental illness
Rich inner universe
Artsy, crafty.
Not usually emotional
Very intense in all she does
Dominant
Strong, independant
Is not afraid to leave me if i misbehave
Thinks that mutual obsession is the best model for a relationship
Has a lot of dreams
Optimistic
Disciplined
>Bonus features
Hairy armpits and vag
Tall
Loves me nutting in her
Rich
Big boobs
Makes me scared for my life
>tfw she is too good for me, or most of us.
>>23347199
if you'd like i'd rather you post your contact info, please! due to being flood spammed before and having it posted on other sites/boards i'd rather just add you.
She's short fat introverted likes manly men with thick eyebrows loves me can cook some stuff exotic looking or white or latina or black idrc but I like other cultures if she likes video games it's a bonus.
>>23291971
>smaller than me (5'7)
>female
>big ass (or at least good shape)
>bright-colored eyes
>has at least one common hobby as me
>kind
I'd like someone very similar to me so I suppose I'll just list my qualities to kill two birds with one stone.
I'm 20/M/USA
Want 18-21/F/USA
>6ft
>190lbs
>Caucasian
>Blue eyes, brown hair
>Introverted
>Fairly shy. Reserved towards most people.
>Prefer to stay inside playing vidya/tabletop games/reading/watching movies (Vidya is the biggest plus)
>I'd say I'm a geek but I hate that culture. I just do whatever I like to do.
>No partying/drinking
>No drugs
>Don't particularly care for sex, but I'm fine with it as long as it makes the other person happy.
>Want someone that I can take care of and can take care of me.
>I pretty much want a best friend who's also my SO.
>I have an income but don't own a car.
>I think I'm decently fun to be around.
>I'd say I'm fairly smart. I'm programming a video game.
>I can be witty. Good sense of humor.
>I'm caring and nice to people I'm close to.
>I'm a decent cook
>I draw sometimes, am decent at it.
>Organized and clean
>I like animals, open to pets.
>I'm fine with emotional issues and things like that.
You
>Match most of my qualities.
>Thin or average. Chubby is fine but not obese
>I'd prefer if you're shorter than me but doesn't matter.
>Caucasian, Asian or Hispanic/Latino is fine with me
>Are fine that I'm basically an antisocial hermit.
Skype: noopmanu
>female
>white
>between 5'5 and 5'11
>short black or brown hair
>fit or skinny
>doesn't have any tattoos or piercings
>assertive and willing to take the lead from time to time
>knows what she wants
>dominant in bed
>clingy
>doesn't mind my shyness
>smokes weed but not cigarettes
>drinks alcohol but not an addict
>likes cuddling
>kinky in bed
>romantic
>plays video games
>wants a relationship
>lives in the UK or doesn't mind a LDR and willing to meet
>mfw every single girl in this thread wants some 6"2+ dominant muscular guy here
>>23344777
eyo
right here, nice trips
