>gender
male
>sexual orientation
straight
>relationship status
long-distance
>age
18
>location
united kingdom
>birthplace
united kingdom
>ethnicity
white british
>religion
none
>believe in god?
no
>believe in ayys?
yes
>favorite hobbies?
reading, listening to music
>favorite movies/tv/books?
the republic, basic economics, the machinery of freedom
>favorite games?
* souls
>favorite color?
black
>support abortion?
should be legal, people shouldn't get themselves in the situation in the first place
>support feminism?
no
>believe in ghosts?
no
>closest to death you've been?
probably around the time i was born
>ever been in a car crash?
no
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
almost always
>favorite color?
dementia
>favorite animal?
apes are cool
>how often do you fap?
once a day
>shower before sex/oral?
i shower daily, so at most a few hours before
>shower morning or evening?
morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
no
>if you could have one wish?
finish the question
>favorite memory?
high-school in general
>biggest regret?
nah
>life goal?
reading a lot
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
no
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
honesty, mutual admiration

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>>23290305
>favorite 4chan boards?
/pol/, /soc/
>favorite subreddits?
none (i never found myself on the website)
>favorite website?
here (i visit few)
>favorite historical person?
aristotle
>favorite topics/subjects?
philosophy, economics
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
gf desu
>are you happy with your life?
i prefer to use the term content
>how long have you been on 4chan?
4 years, probably
>job/school/neet?
university
>any cool fact about yourself?
nothing anyone else would likely find cool
>picture
4u
>contact info
this board

>>23290331
You look and sound like a psycho version of a Chad.

>>23290457
i fail to see how i resemble a chad in any way, but i take the compliments

>>23290241


>>gender
F
>>sexual orientation
Str8, but I can appreciate a hot girl once in a blue moon with the help of alcohol
>>relationship status
Im browsing 4chan. Take a guess
>>age
18
>>location
Yurop
>>birthplace
Yurop
>>ethnicity
Yurop
>>religion
Yurop
>>believe in god?
I wish I did. It would make my lifestyle a bit more balanced
>>believe in ayys?
Yurop
>>favorite hobbies?
Drawing, painting
>>support feminism?
Honestly nah
>>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
The hell?
>>if you could have one wish?
To have 99 more wishes
>>life goal?
Subject to change
>>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
I like drinking but I only do it occasionally
>>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
To be dominated
>>favorite 4chan boards?
x, b, r9k
>>favorite website?
MISC on bodybuilding
>>are you happy with your life?
Happier than I was in the past. Working on improving it even more
>>how long have you been on 4chan?
3yrs
>>job/school/neet?
skull
>>any cool fact about yourself?
I really like pudding
>>picture
Too soon
>>contact info
No need for it

>>23290475
Just look in a mirror

>>23290241
Wow, this is a ton of shit.

>gender
M
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single, 2 years out of an LTR
>age
29
>location/birthplace
Los Angeles
>ethnicity
Half Italian, half Jew (1/4 German and 1/4 Slav)
>religion
None, really
>believe in god?
Sort of
>believe in ayys?
Wat?
>favorite hobbies?
Photography, cars, weeb shit, vidya
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Red Cliff, James Bond, SW OT/Archer, Monogatari Series, WWII shit/Non-fiction history books, biographies, occasional pulp thrillers.
>favorite games?
Racing games, War Thunder, CS:GO, MGS3, FF6
>favorite color?
Dunno. Favorite color combo is dark navy blue with orange, though.
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
Traditional feminism, yes. Some of the internet neofeminist shit is ridiculous.
>believe in ghosts?
Maybe
>closest to death you've been?
Hit by a car on a bike.
>ever been in a car crash?
Multiple, both as passenger and driver. Driver crashes were on the track, and I didn't hit other cars.
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes.
>favorite animal?
Probably dogs.
>how often do you fap?
Too often.
>shower before sex/oral?
Depends on the situation.
>shower morning or evening?
Morning, I have fine hair and if I shower at night I wake up looking like Ancient Aliens guy and no amount of product or combing helps.
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Usually.
>if you could have one wish?
To naturally meet and develop a relationship with a woman I'd like to spend the rest of my life with.
>favorite memory?
Either racing school or my first trip to Japan, both in '08.

>>23290510
i'm likely above average in attractiveness, but if that's the only prerequisite of being a chad then it's a pretty useless term

>>23290564
>i'm likely above average in attractiveness
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

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>>23290539
>biggest regret?
Putting my social life, education, and career on hold for 5 years to go suffer though a terrible relationship I took way to long to admit I needed out of.
>life goal?
A stable, lucrative, and fulfilling career and a good relationship. Also a Porsche.
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Yes, yes (just bought patches, gonna try to quit as soon as I finish my pack), and mostly no. (Molly like once a year.)
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Chemistry, compatible personalities, intelligence, and basic attraction.
>favorite 4chan boards?
/o/ and /p/ mostly.
>favorite subreddits?
Don't really do Reddit.
>favorite website?
Dunno.
>favorite historical person?
Smokey Yunick.
>favorite topics/subjects?
Cars, history, philosophy.
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
No clue.
>are you happy with your life?
I think I'm on the right track but it honestly sucks right now.
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Almost as long as it's existed, started shitposting here in late '03. I've had a few extended breaks though.
>job/school/neet?
I do PR for engineering companies, mostly in motorsports, but it's on hold while I'm back in school finishing my degree.
>any cool fact about yourself?
I've had my writing and photography work published in books, magazines, online, and on TV in many countries around the world. I've held national-level auto racing licenses but let them expire because I can't afford to go racing.
>picture
Sure, why not.

>>23290571
>talking positively about yourself is sin
i forgot how pathetic people are

>>23290583
Spoken like a true poltard

The shameful thing is, I have a weakness for arrogant guys, so I might laugh but...

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>>23290241
>gender
M
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
single
>age
25
>location
Mexico
>birthplace
Same
>ethnicity
Latinamerican
>religion
Nope
>believe in god?
Nope
>believe in ayys?
Makes sense, even something simple as bacterial ex. life
>favorite hobbies?
Vidya, playing piano, photography, learning stuff
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Jurassic Park, Lost, Dexter, X Files
Flowers for Algernon, Of M&M, Stephen King's
>favorite games?
As in vidya? Halo, R6, Bioshock
>favorite color?
blue
>support abortion?
yes under certain circumstances
>support feminism?
support certain levels of equality not female preference as radicals feminazies demand
>believe in ghosts?
not realy
>closest to death you've been?
Almost drown when I was little
>ever been in a car crash?
Minors
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite animal?
Polar bears
>how often do you fap?
Couple times/week
>shower before sex/oral?
how about sex with an hygienic person?
>shower morning or evening?
morning
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
yes what is this I don't even?
>if you could have one wish?
I wish to go back in time
>favorite memory?
When I saved an asthmatic chick at the metro

>>23290241
>>gender/sexual orientation/ ethnicity
straight white male
>>relationship status / age
married / 34
>>location
Bay Area
>>religion
Atheist
>>believe in ayys /ghosts?
No / no
>>favorite hobbies? favorite movies/tv/books?
Volunteering, reading, tech projects / Dredd, Blade Runner/ Elementary, Grimm, Supernatural/ Wheel of Time
>>favorite games?
Doom, Quake, Starcraft, Diablo, WoW, Witcher
>>favorite color?
Green
>>support abortion?
No Opinion
>>support feminism?
Nope
>>closest to death you've been?
avoided a high speed collision that killed several
>>ever been in a car crash?
1
>>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>>favorite animal?
Dog
>>how often do you fap?
Every few days
>>shower before sex/oral?
If I can
>>shower morning or evening?
Morning usually
>>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yes
>>if you could have one wish?
I'd wish for perfect health until I die
>>favorite memory?
Fucking my high school girlfriend in the ass on the basketball courts at school
>>biggest regret?
Passed on fucking a bunch of chicks cuz I was being loyal to what turned out to be a cheater.
>>life goal?
Travel
>>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink sometimes (scotch), smoke weed occasionally
>>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Intelligence, empathy
>>favorite 4chan boards?
/g/ /diy/ /lit/ /tv/
>>favorite historical person?
Malcolm X
>>favorite topics/subjects?
Technology
>>if you could be with one person right now, who?
Wife
>>are you happy with your life?
relatively
>>how long have you been on 4chan?
Since 2006
>>job/school/neet?
IT professional/ BS in business, thinking of going back for MBA
>>any cool fact about yourself?
No one believes me, but I added the L to ASL. Was in AOL chatrooms in like 1994 and saw no point in getting to know people that were nowhere near me, everyone would just ask age/sex?
>>picture
nah
>>contact info
If someone wants it.

>>23290651
Cont
>biggest regret?
wasting time
>life goal?
to be happy and maybe do something for humanity
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink occasionally, nothing else
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Loyalty, respect, fun, trust
>favorite 4chan boards?
/b/ /p/ /out/
>favorite subreddits?
Don't use reddit
>favorite website?
YouTube
>favorite historical person?
DaVinci
>favorite topics/subjects?
Science, medicine
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
With my friend Chris who I miss and lives across the sea
>are you happy with your life?
Yes
>how long have you been on 4chan?
For as long as I can remember
>job/school/neet?
Med school
>any cool fact about yourself?
I'm starting my own YT channel
>picture
pic related kinda, my doge and I
>contact info
kik: yask667

>>23290598
i'm not even being arrogant, i'm just slim, tall, healthy, hygienic and, for argument's sake, we'll assume that my facial structure is precisely average
these factors alone puts me in the above average attractiveness territory

why is is bad for a person to acknowledge their positive traits, but good for them to acknowledge their negatives?
is it because we can feel better than them in comparison when a person acknowledges their weaknesses, and we feel worse about ourselves in comparison in the former scenario?
hatred of those who aren't humble to the point of falsehood occurs purely because facing reality shatters the lie that the offended is better than everyone at everything

it is more arrogant to censor this truth in order to support a lie than it is to speak truthfully about one's own attributes

>>23290645
I suppose it's just a little unusual for someone to just state matter of factly that they are above average. My immediate reaction is to laugh at them, but then you just calmly carry on and justify it, and sure enough I look at your pic again and have to confess to feeling aroused. So thanks for making me think differently.

>>23290674
that being said, i am likely arrogant
i am more likely to be overestimating my intellect and the quality of my personality than my attractiveness, though

>>23290697
Honestly, I'd lap it up. I like the way you write. You come across as intellectual to me, and that combined with a touch of arrogance can be a very attractive thing. And only 18, nice :) You'd make a good barrister or something one day maybe.

>>23290672
> slim, tall, healthy, hygienic
>facial structure is precisely average
You are literally saying you're average, you have described a normal individual, regular human being.
I mean it's cool to have some self-esteem and confidence but support it with your words mate.

>>23290723
He was saying for the sake of argument. And having those first four features you list qualifies him as attractive - lots of people are fat, or short, of unhealthy, or unhygienic, so the average is more in their direction than you are suggesting.

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>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Gay af
>relationship status
Single af
>age
18
>location
New England
>birthplace
New England
>ethnicity
White
>religion
N/A
>believe in god?
Nope
>believe in ayys?
???
>favorite hobbies?
Drill (Rifle spinny)
>favorite movies/tv/books?
Honestly don't have much free time so N/A
>favorite games?
Cards Against Humanity
>favorite color?
Black
>support abortion?
Yes
>support feminism?
Yes but femnazis have ruined it
>believe in ghosts?
Yes
>closest to death you've been?
Born almost 3 months early
>ever been in a car crash?
Nope
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>favorite animal?
Dog
>how often do you fap?
Pretty often
>shower before sex/oral?
Yes
>shower morning or evening?
Evening
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Most of the time
>if you could have one wish?
To have just the right amount of money in my pocket when I buy something
>favorite memory?
Comming out to my sister
>biggest regret?
Pranking my ex
>life goal?
Air force
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Nope
>what you look for in a partner/ relationship?
Personality
>favorite topics/subjects?
Pretty much anything, if I like the person(I'm talking to) I'll be interested
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
My sister
>are you happy with your life?
For the most part
>job/school/neet?
In HS, going into airforce right after

>>23290709
such compliments probably aren't helping me to maintain an entirely healthy level of aforementioned ego

i don't leave the house nor talk to people in real life (out of choice rather than personality disorder (though it could be a personality disorder that leads me to make this choice)), so just hit me up with a job that caters to solitude

>>23290723
people of average height are by definition not tall
people of average hygiene are by definition not quite hygienic
the same applies for slim and health
i am above average in all four categories
i was holding facial attractiveness as purely average simply because i would generate calls of arrogance more often than not if i said that i was also above average in this variable
i believe that i am above average facially, but even if i wasn't, i'd still be factually above average in most over factors that relate to overall attractiveness

>>23290745
>such compliments probably aren't helping me to maintain an entirely healthy level of aforementioned ego
I don't care. I want to feed your ego now ;)

>i believe that i am above average facially
You are. I've been looking at your picture a lot, and you are.

>i don't leave the house nor talk to people in real life
Now that was a surprise. So that gf of yours? Virtual only?

>>23290735
Average weight of an adult human is 137 pounds (62 kg)
Average Height: Male: 1.7 m although americans are taller.
Most humans shower, brush their teeth and die at 75+
But whatever, good for you lads.

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pt. 1

>gender
female as fuck
>sexual orientation
pretty gay
>relationship status
pretty single
>age
18
>location
chitown my friends
>birthplace
florida waddup
>ethnicity
white? can you even say that anymore
>religion
baptized Presbyterian
>believe in god?
not particularly
>believe in ayys?
duh
>favorite hobbies?
making out with girls, coffee stuff, etc
>favorite movies/tv/books?
(insert list of movies/tv/books that sound pretentious here)
>favorite games?
undertake, war, monopoly,
>favorite color?
blue? green?
>support abortion?
pro-abortion
>support feminism?
(insert criticism here)
>believe in ghosts?
kind of?
>closest to death you've been?
when I crashed my mom's friend's car and she almost ripped me a new one
>ever been in a car crash?
only with parked cars
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
no

>>23290768
that photo is upside down and I'm pissed

pt. 2
>favorite color?
you fucking said this already
>favorite animal?
what I don't know, maybe a turtle
>how often do you fap?
well this got awkward
>shower before sex/oral?
every time?
>shower morning or evening?
depends on the shift
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
do you?
>if you could have one wish?
girl sitting on my face right now
>favorite memory?
ask me next time I pop molly
>biggest regret?
not being high as fuck right now
>life goal?
coffee stuffs
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
I made spicy gin today
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
a vagina
>favorite 4chan boards?
ugh
>favorite subreddits?
r/coffee
>favorite website?
pornhub.com
>favorite historical person?
your mom
>favorite topics/subjects?
coffee
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
shut up
>are you happy with your life?
meh pretty happy
>how long have you been on 4chan?
too long
>job/school/neet?
job
>any cool fact about yourself?
nope
>picture
attached to first post
>contact info
georgiaofficialskypeusername fucking try me, better be a good introduction

>>23290753
we actually met on /soc/
when i say i don't talk to people, it's often that i don't talk to new people (in real life)
after long enough, that simply means not talking to anyone; people leave, nobody comes

i'm not sure how i'd fare in total solitude (though i do believe i'd be fine), but i think one person in my life is the optimal amount for me

i should probably sleep since tomorrow i have exam results to check

>>23290756
i'm thankfully unsure about the age of death, but i can confirm top quintiles in the other categories

>>23290795
>Sleep well, and don't believe everything people trying to humour you on the internet say about you :D

>>23290805
goodnight, anon
enjoy your night

>>23290825
fwiiifwiiifwiiifwiiifwiiifwiiifwiiifwiiif...
good night

>>23290241
>>gender
transmale
>>sexual orientation
women mostly, bit of a bi side
>>relationship status
single
>>age
21
>>location
PA
>>birthplace
lol nah
>>ethnicity
white
>>religion
it's complicated.
>>believe in god?
yeah, but see above.
>>believe in ayys?
not really. if hard proof about it came out then maybe I'd buy it but mostly think it's a crock
>>favorite hobbies?
art/music/creative stuff, reading, nature
>>favorite movies/tv/books?
I usually can't decide on a favorite
>>favorite games?
n/a
>>favorite color?
anything that's not annoyingly neon-bright
>>support abortion?
sure
>>support feminism?
yeah. some things i agree with, some i disagree with, on the finer points, so some criticism, but basically yeah.
>>believe in ghosts?
I know people closely, who I can trust and who are "in their right mind"/reliable, who I really trust, and who have had serious experiences with them and because of that I do believe in it.
>>closest to death you've been?
almost gotten hit by cars a few times
>>ever been in a car crash?
no, thankfully
>>do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>>favorite color?
this was already asked
>>favorite animal?
I don't know, I haven't thought about that since I was a kid for the most part
>>how often do you fap?
why is this even a question lol
>>shower before sex/oral?
see above
>>shower morning or evening?
depends
>>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
of course. wtf?
>>if you could have one wish?
know every language, or at least a huge amount of them
>>favorite memory?
can't decide
>>biggest regret?
nah
>>life goal?
a lot of them, career/artistic aspirations etc

>gender
Female
>sexual orientation
I like cute vaginas and dicks
>relationship status
Kek
>age
18
>location
New York
>birthplace
New York
>ethnicity
African American
>religion
Agnostic.
>believe in god?
Kind of. I'm more leaning on TRYING to believe but it's hard to imagine a man in clouds just watching everything and anything that you do. And then in the end sends you to hell if you don't bend to his moral code.
>believe in ayys?
Aye lmao
>favorite hobbies?
Watching anime otherwise known as ani-shit. Writing and reading, although I haven't done either in a while.
>favorite movies/tv/books?
~SHOWS~
Spartacus,Hannibal,Game of Thrones,Walking Dead,Queer As Folk,Weeds,The L word,Skins,Lots Of Anime
~Movies ~
Brokeback Mountain,The Breakfast Club,Juno,Howls Moving Castle
>favorite games?
Dramatical Murder, Dragon Quest 9, Pokemon, Army Of Two, Until Dawn, Last Of Us
>favorite color?
P I N K
I
N
K
>support abortion?
Fuck yes. No one has the right to tell anyone what can and cannot do with their own bodies.
>support feminism?
I do, just not the radical feminism constantly shown in recent years.
>believe in ghosts?
Fucking yes.
>closest to death you've been?
I was involved in a car crash when I was like 4 or 5. I have a scar on my skull because of it, but it's unnoticeable.
>ever been in a car crash?
See above
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Nah
>favorite animal?
Cats
>how often do you fap?
If I had a dick, probably never
>shower before sex/oral?
I'm a virgin, but yeah I would
>shower morning or evening?
Morning

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>>23291032
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
tbqh no, I forget sometimes. Please don't judge me.
>if you could have one wish?
To have my favorite Day Dream come true
>favorite memory?
Don't really have one.
>biggest regret?
Fucking up my freshman year of HS
>life goal?
To live in an apartment of my own, and having a stable job
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Nah, would do weed just to try it though.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Just someone that loves me for me. Can deal with my shit and awkwardness. Just someone that can love me, since I can't seem too.
>favorite 4chan boards?
/soc/, /Lgbt/, /a/, /cm/, /y/, /r9k/
>favorite subreddits?
kek
>favorite website?
Tumblr or 4chan
>favorite historical person?
Don't have one
>favorite topics/subjects?
Sociology, Psychology, English
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
With my future soul m8, if I have one
>are you happy with your life?
kek
>how long have you been on 4chan?
A couple months
>job/school/neet?
18, and a senior in HS. Going to college in a couple months and I'm terrified of it.
>any cool fact about yourself?
Have brown eyes that get sort of hazel in the light.
>contact info
If you ask me, I'll give it to you.

>>23290969
continued

>>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
not really
>>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
reliability. no gameplaying or bullshit. being upfront, but also having enough tact (and using that tact) to know when to be blunt and when not to. open-mindedness, spontaneity, sense of humor and a sense of fun. enjoys creative/artistic things, even if they don't make stuff themselves, would enjoy them with me and going to stuff like that together. enjoys trying new things. into having interesting conversations. maybe into things i've never tried and can get me into new music, food, experiences, and vice versa with me and them. other stuff that I'm not thinking of, probably.
>>favorite 4chan boards?
no real favorite. I check out the folklore and creepy/nope threads on /x/ sometimes, mostly hop around from board to board based on my mood
>>favorite subreddits?
don't use it enough to say
>>favorite website?
again, mostly I hop around from site to site based on what I want to do for fun or need to find on it. I've been a "regular" on some before but drifted off
>>favorite historical person?
none I can think of right now. a few singers, authors and such from the not-so-distant-past. I'd wouldn't call that historical, though
>>favorite topics/subjects?
as above, creating things, anything from art to more practical items (might want to get into whittling/woodwork eventually), music and theatre, language learning, weird eastern euro stuff, paranormal/spooky stuff sometimes. used to like getting philosophical a lot more than I do now, but it can be a headache sometimes lol, so not as much/often anymore.

>>23291093
last one.

>>if you could be with one person right now, who?
maybe some old friends to catch up, visit with my cool-weird aunt and uncle or something. I'm fine chilling by myself rn really
>>are you happy with your life?
meh, there's things I would change/working on changing.
>>how long have you been on 4chan?
not incredibly long. not a dedicated user for sure
>>job/school/neet?
unfortunately neet rn but looking to change it asap
>>any cool fact about yourself?
i can pick things up with my toes, lol. I taught myself the cyrillic (aka russian) alphabet for fun
>>contact info
ask if you're into it, I'm pretty chill

>gender
Male
>sexual orientation
Straight
>relationship status
Single, just got out of 1 year
>age
18
>location
Houston
>birthplace
Houston
>ethnicity
Mexican
>religion/god/ayys
Agnostic. All this energy had to come from somewhere, right? Ayyys are real, but I doubt we've seen them (at least on Earth)
>favorite hobbies?
Writing/reading, L4D, midnight biking, primitive camping
>favorite movies/tv/books?
No fav movie. The Revenant was my most enjoyed recent movie so that can be it. Occasionally I will catch up on TWD because all my amigos want me to watch it. As for books Into the Wild, Anthem, and The Devil in the White City
>favorite games?
L4D, Halo Reach, Spider-man 2. Also Munchkin (but that's a card game)
>favorite color?
Green/grey
>support abortion?
If the kid's coming into poor conditions
>support feminism?
Modern, nah
>believe in ghosts?
Yup. I've seen some events that dont add up.I'm unsure about their form though.
>closest to death you've been?
Fractured my collarbone once. Other than that, I've hit a few trees while snowboarding
>ever been in a car crash?
Nah
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
Thanks to my momma, yeah
>favorite animal?
Mantis shrimp
>how often do you fap?
Haven't in a few months, sorta lost my drive to do so
>shower before sex/oral?
Unplanned sex is best sex
>shower morning or evening?
Morning is better; evening more convenient
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Of course
>if you could have one wish?
Have optimism
>favorite memory?
Finishing Gilgamesh
>biggest ragret?
None, no reason to regret what you wanted to do at one point
>life goal?
Reach the bottom of the ocean/be able to live off land with very minimal assistance/teach others biology
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Nah. I've had a few drinks before, smoked cigs, cigars, and weed a few times. Didn't like it
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
Loyal, ambition to grow, drive to exercise in any way (could be simple workouts honestly), altruistic
>cont

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>favorite 4chan boards?
Whatever mood I'm in. Atm it's /soc/ and /out/
>favorite subreddits?
None. The only time i've ever used reddit is when googling something specifically on reddit
>favorite website?
None
>favorite historical person?
Hamilton
>favorite topics/subjects?
Literature, films, manipulation of another person (Apparently I talked about this a lot with an ex)
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
No one right now
>are you happy with your life?
Somewhat, but I'm changing my activities right now so it'll improve
>how long have you been on 4chan?
Come on for a week every few months for about 5 years now. Started with some guy spamming /b/ links on another forum
>job/school/neet?
School
>any cool fact about yourself?
I [used to] dance small-scale competitively
>picture
Nah familia
>contact info
ask