MALE SEXY AUDIO (MSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Be creative!
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests can be fulfilled, though name and picture requests more often than not, will be overlooked.
>Contactfagging is discouraged, please keep it to a minimum.
>Please only post an establishing post if you're a scriptwriter, performer or your id has changed.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
If you have a request please tag it with <<Request>> or something along those lines.
Previous thread: >>23227894
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS
MSA Masterbin
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin
MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg
Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j
My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN
Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq
Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd
Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J#0
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
THE 100-1 CHALLENGE
All you have to do is to count slowly down from 100 all the way down to 1, as you masturbate. The challenge is to try and hold back your orgasm until you reach 1, and then come for us delightfully.
Sounds easy, but it's harder than you think - generally about a third of the guys make it to 1, and two thirds come before they reach 1. Can you do it?
For the record, it's totally okay to come before you get to 1 if you want to, it's just more fun for you if you at least try to hold it back as long as you can...
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EDGING--Masturbating as close to getting off without getting off as you can. Some like to rinse/repeat and do this over the span of a few days or weeks until they can't take it anymore, others just do once in a single session leaving themselves unfulfilled, and some do it repeatedly in a single session until they get off.- Why try this? For some it's about willpower, for some masochism, others it's just about the fun of driving themselves out of their mind with sexual frustration until they can't take it anymore which listeners usually quite enjoy.
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REMEMBER:
WE LOVE REQUESTS. No matter how stupid, off topic, kinky, weird or wonderful you may think your request is. If you have a fetish, a need for a lullaby, desire for a joke, or a script you want read- you're bound to find a bevvy of male performers willing to satisfy your every whim.
If you don't post your desires, we can't fulfill them- so don't be shy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MSA <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13U53l3OBLB
First timer here
https://discord.gg/0ic9dozwEceNnE7f
Sunday slumber party hangout atm
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0roLhU2juH0
:3
Trevelyan Establishing
Lots of stuff here
https://www.chirbit.com/trevelyan
And my ongoing reading of Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk here
https://www.chirbit.com/areadingofsurvivor
Open for requests of any sort
>>23291235
If you listen to Survivor, the chapters run backwards. Its just how the book is written. Chapter 47 is the beginning...
https://clyp.it/qnff5yps
>>23291710
First shot at this so tips/tricks/suggestions would be great
>>23291719
sounds fine, might want to speak a touch slower and I think you nudged your mic lightly at one point, no biggie.
>>23290017
welcome
>>23290848
https://soundgasm.net/u/FuckMyFaceBitch/Gerard-Nolst-Trenit-The-Chaos
>>23291833
thanks
>>23290848
my shot at that impossibility
https://clyp.it/a5bhj32m
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Rf22mz87Eu
>>23293394
I'm here, lurking.
Post whatever you'd like!
>>23293399
tell me a bit about yourself. I need something to go on
Valentines this Sunday...
Whats your plans?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vXscW92WtD
I haven't posted in a good while!
Here's a test. Sorry for the smacking; I was eating, and I'll get some water to fix it. http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uEzaIUpb4K
>>23295861
here's a longer, more proper introduction, with a lot more pausing: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rQlKnYrDSs
Jarocar establishing
https://www.chirbit.com/Jarocar
http://itsjarocar.tumblr.com/
Things what I have done-
> Turtle's scirpt "The secretary" (Domination, spanking)
https://clyp.it/tfuz5mwh
>Forced (bondage, rape, forced orgasm, stalker)
https://clyp.it/4miq4uzp
>100-1
https://clyp.it/qx0pmyva
>Hozier- Cherry Wine (guitar and voice)
https://clyp.it/vhwtrung
If you want anything done let me know
(p.s. I hope you don't mind this thread that I sing off my posts with my name, as my ID changes so regularly)
>>23296291
Also I did the whitest thing ever and tried this Fallout 4 rap
https://clyp.it/3jw5owne
>You will never pull your wolfboy closer against you in bed, tugging on his collar as he whines cutely
>You will never feel his knot gently pressing into you
>You will never grind his length to tease him until he starts growling
>You will never let him pound you like the bitch in heat you are, letting your tongue loll out and moaning for him to fuck you harder
>You will never make him do it again whenever you go into "heat"
Can there please be an audio of this situation?
>>23296291
Please tell us about your day Mr. J.
*sips tea*
decided to try something new today
didnt record the other person
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KZLy8w5AzH
Thick Femanon here questing someone to do a read of my pet.
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN
>>23296950
Enjoy your tea! What kind?
>My day
https://clyp.it/0keqt2vj
>>23297201
Apologies my voice is so gruff this late at night
>My pet
https://clyp.it/qtr3sp2r
>>23297262
oh honey don't worry about it, if anything it sounded perfect,
>>23297201
http://chirb.it/C3sCGI
~ Trevelyan
Albrecher establishing and open to any requests you might have!
https://www.chirbit.com/Albrecher
Here's some of my previous work.
http://chirb.it/f0IfyB (Secretary)
http://chirb.it/hFk8JE (100-1 Challenge)
http://chirb.it/xeLM3x (My Pet)
http://chirb.it/r878HJ (On The Coldest Winter Night SFW Feels)
http://chirb.it/hPbbM6 (Upstairs SFW Creepypasta)
Hey yo /msa/ its 1 am and I'm feeling shitty and just drunk enough to come on here, any chance I could get a big gay mood booster of some kind?
>>23296844
you should write a script for this. if i could, i would, however i got an f in improv class so i cant help on that front. i'd gladly do it if there were an accompanying script tho
anyone like poems?
The Maid Of Neidpath - Poem by Sir Walter Scott
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QypuUP62Jq
I
I
I
I
I
Stayin alive
>>23300587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY
Moar pls.
>>23297201
http://vocaroo.com/i/s182G3OYdJD6
sry i'm too tired to try something soothing
>>23298714
>>23301423
Thanks guys it's good. Sorry for the late reply but femanon is happy plus my id changed
>>23299333
That's awesome! I might try writing one for it, although I would be a guy writing something because I enjoy it so that a girl can enjoy it, so who knows how terribly that would turn out. It's good to know people actually saw the request!
>>23302027
Its a good request
>>23301762
You're welcome. We aim to please.
>>23302027
Put an actual script together and I will do it for sure. Sounds like a fun one.
>>23299010
As in homosexual gay or just being nice gay? Probably too late anyway but I am curious as the request wasn't fufilled and I'd like to try either way if its still wanted.
>>23297210
Sounds like you're doing all the medical things. I literally can not even kind of contribute to that topic because I have a very basic understanding of medicine. Thanks google :I
>Enjoy your tea! What kind?
Dragonfruit green tea~
Also love me some chai. Fuck I love chai.
>Lent
Oh thank god I'm not religious anymore. When I was in private Catholic school, if your family wasn't forcing you to fast, the school was. Bleh. Pic related.
You'll notice that English is not my native language. Enjoy girls!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WDmnLlwKJI
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN
>>23302804
I meant full on homogeddon... still in a bit of a rut so if you wanna take a crack at something, go nuts
>>23301762
what he said , happy if you're happy
>>23297262
That was amazing...
It wasn't my script, but just... wow... :)
jabberwocky
by lewis carroll
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WklhxoJSrE
Don't die on me...
>>23295971
Your voice is p nice, I like it
idk if I missed it, but do you say where you're from?
I desperately need audio of guys moaning, cursing under their breath, etc etc.
Pretty please with sugar on top?
can I make a request? you boys have such lovely voices
I'd like something I can listen to when I'm feeling down (which is often). something along the lines of "hey, you can do it" and "that's my little girl, I'm so proud of you"..or something along those lines. Headpats are nice too, if that can someone find its way into an audio file.. sorry if that's weird, anons
>>23309362
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YH0BzwkJd4
hope you like honey
>>23309399
goodness, you really did well
thank you, anon, I feel a lot better and I'm definitely keeping it ///
>>23309418
Hey it was a pleasure.
I'm at the gym right now but is there anything else i can do ya for?
>>23309522
you're really okay with doing more? I don't want to impose, andand the first one was already so wonderful
>>23309565
Of course its not a problem :3
Any specifics?
Requesting some improv domination. Preferably domination for a blow job. Please and thank you.
>>23309362
http://chirb.it/L2227P
Here you go, Anon. I hope you feel better soon, you deserve to feel good <3
-- Albrecher
>>23296291
Wow, you have a PERFECT classy Dom kind of voice. It makes me whimper with delight
Can I request you (and anyone else willing) make a recording where you talk about maybe your girlfriends, dates or friends massive bust and how it effects you? As a busty girl nothing else gets me off more.
>>23309565
back from the gym hope you like :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YVuh4QvHtz
>>23310619
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UFOg3T2SNF
boobs are life :3
>>23310872
Oh how sweet, that's was very nice love thank you <3
evening thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uNDVksKUDW
Got a few things for you tonight...
Firstly, two more chapters of Survivor....
Chapter 42
http://chirb.it/L5s3nP
Chapter 41
http://chirb.it/qrCHsg
I found this on FSA and thought it appropriate for here as well
I Just Want You
http://chirb.it/PMyzbc
>>23299010
>>23304837
Full on homogeddon. Hope it makes you feel better. Its my first improve so I kept it short but I thing you'll enjoy...
http://chirb.it/hgNHMx
And lastly, the mouth-fuck of a pronunciation poem posted previously....
I fucked up a few words, I know....
http://chirb.it/KOsP1H
>>23296844
And somebody, please work up a script for this. I want so badly to do it but I don't have enough familiarity with the subject matter to improv it with justice...
>>23310619
You'll be getting one from me in the next couple days, I assure you. Please stay posted...
And that's all for me tonight. Keep those requests coming ladies and gay gentlemen. Until next time, happy fapping!
~Trevelyan
>>23310986
Oh my really? Yay, the anticipation is building~ I'd like to let you know I am patiently waiting like a good girl for said recording. Don't make me wait long please
>>23310986
Encouragement, laughs, and a boner. Thanks bro!
my butt is not on the menu
http://picosong.com/8Gmj/
>>23310619
https://soundgasm.net/u/FuckMyFaceBitch/BIG-T1TS
>>23309362
cheer up darling https://soundgasm.net/u/FuckMyFaceBitch/3-Headpats
>>23311782
You're quickly becoming one of my favourites.
>>23311782
Jeez, very clear audio and a lovely sense of humour.
Thanks for the giggles
>>23309362
heres a more light hearted one, not exactly sure what'll help but hopefully its pleasant https://soundgasm.net/u/FuckMyFaceBitch/Cheeries
>>23311790
>>23311799
xoxoxoxo
Random poetry bump
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nMiQEfSqs9
>>23297210
Such a nice British accent.
And kinky medics? Damn.... *mind wonders off*
bumping from the 9th, not doing much right now. thatarabdude establishing! What's up guys?
I do stuff with my voice and occasionally get noticed.
(this is me: https://clyp.it/cxppxo4o)
non-lewd:
>It don't mean a thing (if it ain't got that swing: http://chirb.it/h0HxH3
>Züge im Nebel (German short story): http://chirb.it/gm681E
>Liam Kermit Neeson:
http://chirb.it/KkpPP3
>Impersonating smaug:
http://chirb.it/6eeKIe
>{bonus} poem in old arabic:
http://chirb.it/N23DFD
lewd:
>Pet play:
http://chirb.it/5NFqpH
>Schlickstructions:
http://chirb.it/znE1y5
>Swimming Lessons (pretty fugin long)
http://chirb.it/90xII7
>DD/LG:
http://chirb.it/eC9zvG
>>23309323
seconded
>>23298785
You are the real MPV for that 100 to 1 challenge.
>>23313739
>>23309323
alright alright since you keep asking for it!!!!!!!
https://soundgasm.net/u/FuckMyFaceBitch/rated-R
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oNClM5WIzl
My rant of bumpness
-Vadgers!
>>23313455
I'm in love?
>>23314902
you should stroke it clockwise
>>23315104
hope you like :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VxiLOOx2fH
>>23315104
http://picosong.com/8ipw/
>>23311040
>>23310619
Good things come to good, large breasted gals who wait....
http://chirb.it/AOKkg2
~Trevelyan
>>23316620
You little minx, oh my how that got my gears turning.
I hate to be that lady but do you by any chance have Kik? I don't usually do this but the way you talked about tits made my heart race, I'd be extremely grateful to be able to show off to you
>>23314972
with the coco and not silly old me I hope :^)
In that case, if you have requests I'd love to do them!
https://clyp.it/nskevqzo
Guess Who?
>>23309362
>You can do it
https://clyp.it/1gwdnpgb
>>23310619
Wow you're too kind- I'm glad you like my voice.
Sorry I didn't make it any longer but here's a little improv I hope it's Ok.
>Big breasts
https://clyp.it/lh33ndc5
-Jarocar
>>23316809
absolutely you. Unfortunately I'm a guy.
I think you should do like a life-state ramble like just about what you're doing these days, current hobbies, work, school, sex life, diet etc etc.
or you could just say "thick eyebrows" for an hour straight, I could be down for that.
>>23316635
To keep the contactfaggin off the thread I put it here for you...
http://pastebin.com/05ccBL66
It'll only be up 24 hours....
>>23318236
Hehe, most of the people attracted to me are men anyway for some reason.
Rambled for a while, hope this is the sort of thing you were looking for!
http://chirb.it/k09t6F
>>23297201
here you go!
http://chirb.it/bcm7n9
>>23309362
bleep bloop
http://chirb.it/JyC91H
>>23317988
Oh sir, that was splendid. My nimble fingers couldnt help but get to work over your voice. You sure have a talent <3
Dizzy dropping in, also taking requests :)
chirbit.com/DizzyTalks
Message From Boyfriend to Girlfriend:
http://chirb.it/FsIJ6y
Nerdy Improv About Getting Caught Fapping:
http://chirb.it/Ih9Kge
Morning Sex:
http://chirb.it/N5bgfD
Fapping:
http://chirb.it/PIJx61
>>23320411
hi dizzy can you read: On the coldest winter night for me?
http://pastebin.com/fMM6zhxc
enjoy listening to you read
>>23320484
I enjoy listening to you read
>>23320484
>>23320491
Glad to hear you like my stuff :)
Here ya go!
http://chirb.it/cBAPk5
>>23320484
Also, please excuse the little flubs here and there, I'm not used to doing long scripts :P
>>23320633
don't worry about it. I was beautifully done. It's on my favorites list.
>>23320663
Heh, glad to hear I did a good job :)
It's been awhile. I'm down to sing a song. Any requests/suggestions? Disney, Broadway or Rock preferred
I haven't done this in a while but was feeling inspired so just touched myself and talked...
https://clyp.it/5hws1jpu
-Jarocar
An improv/poem/plea to see
Some big and beautiful titties....
http://chirb.it/gn3D13
~Trevelyan
>>23321893
Oh my the wet sounds I can hear in the background, as well as your little moans are electrifying.
See what you've done MSA? You can't stay bumped so now I've had to massacre this classic.
Also if you didn't realise people are renovating our building.
>La Vie en Rose
https://clyp.it/1ix0ojhk
-Jarocar
9
hey ladies i've got an honest question , what do you feel about deep thick voice against soothing cute voice ?
>>23325635
you find cute voices soothing?
>>23322804
Dude, you have a great singing voice. Not sure if it's in your range, but would you be wiling to try Honeysuckle Rose?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F6n_12c9bo
>>23297201
It makes it really hard to read when the grammar is that poor.
This is going to sound like the craziest shit, but I don't care.
Can someone PLEASE say "Butt of tang?". Try and sound curious when you say it. Kind of an inside joke with a buddy, it'\s kinda hard to explain. Thank you to anyone who can do this!
>>23325956
https://clyp.it/h1m3x2ii
>>23326046
You're the greatest, thanks man!
>>23325685
idk i'm asking
This may sound weird, but I'm a college student who just got some really unpleasant news about my education. Would anyone be up for recording a cuddle audio where you're cheering a guy up? Bonus points if you're some kind of monsterboy.
>>23325635
Deep voices are the best voices.
>>23327364
I'm not sure how the monsterboy thing would be conveyed... but I wish I could help you out anon, I wanna hear something similar.
>>23327868
That's totally optional. It could be as easy as saying "Nya" a few times for catboy, growling happily for wolfboy, talking about how you're so jealous of their warmth for qt lizardboy, etc.
Hello to all the handsome men in here. Requesting some improv on dirty talk if any are up to it. Preferably done in a dominating matter. Please and thank MSA.
>>23325751
I can give it a shot if I find some sheet music for the piano!
>>23328405
http://www.free-scores.com/download-sheet-music.php?pdf=21023
I used to post here but I lost my chribit account :(
Anyway if anybody got a request I'm here for a few hours, bored and a bit tired. French accent here!
http://pastebin.com/WZLfkFCU
Good morning MSA! I come bearing a fresh new kinky script! It's Star Wars themed, because I am an awful nerd with an awful ladyboner for space fascists.
I'd particularly love Jarocar or Trevelyan to read it, but anyone else who wants to give it a go is more than welcome!
>>23329226
>Since I'm a "new" guy I answered the questions for new boys, even if I already answered it a few months ago
http://chirb.it/xhdO6B
>>23329229
First script reading ever I think, it's probably not as great as you'd like, and the french accent probably won't help with that script... :( But some feedback some be appreciated so at least I can improve myself!
(Also sorry for the weird sound, still trying to configure my mic.)
http://chirb.it/D9y2AA
Any guys up for doing an improv where you are trying to ask your lady to be more...aggressive with you? Wanting her to dominate you?
>>23331201
Like asking in a shy and cute way or in a more "violent" manner, like during sex? I've never done improv but I can try tomorrow if you want
>>23331201
gave it a shot :P Hope you enjoy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NcAPtMjsQn
>>23331268
This was so fucking cute.
>>23331283
Thank you :$
>>23329229
Gave it a shot, not either of those gentlemen so who knows. However great script :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ibpAEdQWBI
![superthumb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5p3jMLn.jpg "superthumb[1].jpg")
>>23327364
demon boys sufficient?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00V4lJI6SLb
>>23331250
I originally thought the more shy but if you feel more comfortable with the during sex approach I'm good with that :)
>>23331268
Love it! Thank you <3
Helion here with many things for peoples to listen to...
>>23310619
>Big boobs ramble
http://chirb.it/mtvnE1
>Long Script by ScriptFem
http://chirb.it/6CmPhJ
>Sure On This Shining Night by James Agee
http://chirb.it/ACpkJ4
>Go, Lovely Rose by Edmund Waller
http://chirb.it/8GJbah
>Invictus: The Unconquerable by William Ernest Henley
http://chirb.it/z4xkpg
>I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings by Maya Angelou
http://chirb.it/9gnx15
>>23331693
Hell fucking yes, thank you :3
>>23331414
Your voice sounds oddly familiar. Have you posted before?
>>23332739
haha ya I have been around, but im just coming back to 4chan a little. tend to more requests here :P
I have a request for anyone who is up for it.
JOI but as if you're talking to a futagirl.
A chubby, large breasted, small penis futagirl.
>>23329716
Your accent is cute! Some of your english word pronunciations could use a bit of work, but don't feel bad about it, that's totally normal if you're out of practice. I recommend that you try to read a little bit slower and allow for more pauses so that your speech doesn't seem rushed--I noticed you unintentionally missing a few short words or having them blur together.
Keep practicing and good luck with your mic!
>>23331414
Oh my. This is really nice, I love the little mocking, ad-libbed farewell at the end <:3c
>>23297262
Your voooooice is so amazing
Are you up for more requests?
a long time ago before i stopped posting i told you i'd be able to post a clip when i found a willing victim. i found one. here's a clip of her being tortured.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IeISwDPVGc
signed the turret the sadist and yangire.
>>23331693
Holy shit, I would love to hear you cover this >>23329229
>>23329229
http://chirb.it/cNqgeG
I had a pretty good time doing this one, hope I did it justice!
>>23333678
Y'all are too good to me, /msa/.......
You have a delightful low evil chuckle.
>>23333218
thanks! I'll keep these advices in mind
https://www.chirbit.com/doitdoitdoit
http://chirb.it/x6MxhM
I'm still here from time to time...
New guy here. I will do an introduction later when I am not so hungover.
Instrumental/Singing. It is a very old folk and code song from my home country.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MI0Kp56puQ
I have a sexy voice.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X72hQOkWpY
>>23297201
I did this one a while back, so here ya go :3
http://chirb.it/gC218K
Here it is I guess!
http://picosong.com/hReb/
First time I have done anything like this and I am TERRIBLE at improv questions without a script but I cba to write one of those out and I do want to get better at just winging it.
So, please do, suggest improvements or suggest things you want to hear me read and try and ignore the nervous disposition.
(any editing errors or gaps I forgot to crop out just ignore, apologies)
>>23329229
Late to the party, but here you go
I even have an appropriate space-fascist cup
https://clyp.it/my315vyt
>>23325751
I really almost lost it completely in the middle and it's not a song I know well so it may be a weird interpretation but I tried so
https://clyp.it/yvdqt0o5
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SqnVpAfpHW
how is it ill do shit for ya faget
>>23335847
The fact you don't charge for your recordings makes me want to light a candle
>>23336434
Don't give him any ideas.
>>23335847
Holy fuck, you're invited to the sinister space sex dungeon any time. This was absolutely worth the wait.
I'm honestly pretty new to script writing, but I've been toying with the idea of making a part 2 since you guys seem to be having so much fun with it.
>>23336434
>>23336459
Haha no risk of me charging but thank you for the compliment. If you ever feel it deserves it- just buy someone random a coffee or something.
>>23333231
I am but they have to fit around essay writing atm if you don't mind a potential wait.
>>23336573
Oh no no. First of all- you're the guest. Secondly this isn't some kind of invite RSVP you can refuse kind of deal
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YlPe96LyNc
First post.
>>23336975
You sound like >>23311782 imo
Do the questions for new boys.
>>23337002
Yeah, I thought that too. His equipment is way better than mine, though.
>>23337002
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0caSWM7f0vq
I'm 19 from Poland. Would like to try reading anything and find out if you like it.
Since I'm new and kinda bored, I decided to record a bunch of random stuff and send it here,... I'm taking any request, and some feedback would be really appreciated!
My reading of Nerval's Les Chimères
>french poetry reading
http://chirb.it/2ffyC3 (Part 1)
http://chirb.it/DMfKf9 (Part 2)
Daydream
>Some script in the giant pastebin that I liked a lot, so I decided to give it a go
http://chirb.it/JvEznx
>>23337639
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GrU0Ta8wdD
then do I say "Hello, my name is something" right? :^)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LHPQyDm659
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05bAGy0ZHnM
hour between posts lol
>>23336630
Of course I don't mind.
I really like the idea of it being the speakers internal monologue?
He would be on the cramped morning train headed to work when he see the girl he's been crushing on. She's standing and so he manages to make his way closer. Her back is to him.
He steps in right behind her as the doors open and a large crowd of people get on, forcing them to squish together.
This is his chance!
He touches her ass as if it was an accident. She doesn't REALLY react so he continues in the way he had fapped to before.
When the next station comes she tries to leave but he has a very firm on her. They have six more stops before their stop...
>What will happen!?
Caius dropping in!
Just wanted to share my work this evening; 'The Lady of Shallot' by Alfred, Lord Tennyson
http://chirb.it/a54KEx
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JDdk01spaA
>>23340608
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vh21LcjcK4
>>23331548
Damn, I know its old but thats good shit anon. I kept expecting it to turn all insidious.
>>23340819
lol i've done that too XD most of the vocal work i've done was centered abound me going all dark and batshit.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LojeXXQa6n
Request: I've got chronic pain and I'm having a bad time right now. Need a pep talk about how I just need to make it a few more days until doctors can do their thing.
Hugs 5eva for anyone who can do that for me. <3
>>23340991
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nAnT1k30B1
>>23341011
Pain flare up. They happen pretty regularly and last for a few days. While they're like this I'm bedridden.
Disease is called endometriosis if you're curious.
>>23341016
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iGmltvwfpo
>>23341028
Hahahahaha well I mean, you're right, at least when this abates in a few I'll have dat relief.
Another good note: home doc is coming with some wicked pain pills so I'm gonna be high as fuck once he gets here!
>>23341041
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uUiYWHwQFK
ps. i'm really drunk.
>>23341050
Good news. I have tramadol and panadeine. Thanks for your company buddy I'm gonna drug myself to oblivion now.
>>23341234
Well, due to the fact that the human mind can't sustain the electrochemical patterns which constitute a consciousness any longer than the time it takes the brain to switch it's train of though to something marginally different, you'll have forgotten all about your pain within the time it takes for this to happen.
Just think about rubiks cubes or where the sun goes at night and you'll be golden.
let those drugs rip.
bumpan
>>23329229
this script is really good anon
http://chirb.it/4EHAEb
not sure if my voice is your cup of tea, but I tried!
>>23343634
I was just finishing up this sketchy little present for all the gentlemen who read my script earlier when I saw your post!
You've got a nice voice. And that makes it all the more distressing that there's a chunk of audio missing from 2:25 to 3:05 :c
I'm guessing that was an upload error or something? Thank you nonetheless!
>>23344321
>>23333848
Very nice work! Glad to have done well by you, anon~
>>23344321
>dem drawing skills
hngghhhh
Ah man, I didn't realize that, sorry anon! I'm still coming to terms with new software, my bad. I'll rerecord it tomorrow!
Here's a thing:
I never really finished it so I decided to make it into a sort of intro for a fap audio.
Use it however you like.
Annoyed Big Brother Intro
http://pastebin.com/acdpjKg7
Bump for fans of Steven Universe
https://clyp.it/fjuv4uge
>>23339001
Sorry do you mean just read this or you want an improv of this?
>>23344321
Glad to help inspire your art- you're really good!
-Jarocar
Some random sfw questions for anyone up.
>What animals do you personally find really cute and/or interesting?
>Where's the funniest/weirdest place you've ever fallen asleep?
>What's the strangest meal you've eaten? Doesn't matter if it's something you put together yourself while drunk/stoned at 2 in the morning or something exotic you had at an expensive restaurant.
>What song has most recently been stuck in your head?
>Would you rather be stranded alone on a moon colony or a deep sea research station? Explain your choice.
>>23345172
>>23344757
>>23344387
Thank you, btw :3c it's been a while since I picked up a stylus because my wrist has been bothering me and I'm paranoid about carpal tunnel.
>>23346520
http://chirb.it/nGFCsh
here you go
>>23346520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TNQpExwDJY
>>23346520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UCbGWKW5vm
:3
>>23346520
Q&Aaaaaaa!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s051j3qFb6Br
-Midnight Rambler
>>23346520
hope you like they are fun questions :3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15WB6yf2wPe
>>23344321
Thats a lovely sketch boss you're really good :D
Memes
>>23345172
Improv, please!
>>23346520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MVbvSxkjLO
Bumparoo
>>23348699
Welcome back, Ram.
b u m p
Dropping by to give a shoutout to my main men Katsu and Doit. Ya'll stay chill, cool cats.
>>23354191
So this awesome guy actually made this
http://chirb.it/28q2D0
he's a bit shy, so pls make him record more
>>23289215
this is my first recording. I hope you will like it :)
http://chirb.it/n8aJs2
>>23290848
That was pretty fun. Here is my first read, think I did okay!
https://clyp.it/mgsiyb4z
I apologise for the low volume and breathiness.
I've been told I have a good voice so thought this could be interesting!
>>23346520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RDKqwWVlgI
>>23347511
Grizzly man has been on my watchlist for ages, I should get off my ass and finally check it out.
>>23347539
Your accent is cute. And omfg the boat thing, holy shit. I laughed and then immediately felt bad.
>>23348158
Your accent is ALSO cute, jeez. Thank you for introducing me to Black Mountain, can't believe I hadn't found their stuff before now.
>>23348699
I MISSED YOU RAMBLER!!! You are clearly the Mark Watney of this hypothetical moon colony.
>>23348852
>creepy fish monster sex
my comrade
>>23351882
Quokkas are top tier marsupials :3 Are you Australian by any chance?
>>23356719
Marine biology enthusiast fistbump!
>>23290848
http://chirb.it/ebgx8m
That was fun, I did almost lost my place a few times scrolling through it, though.
Mr E poking my head in, what'd I miss?
>Weight Loss tips
http://chirb.it/JwBBsg
>Sun Shunner
http://chirb.it/dDaCth
>True Lies
http://chirb.it/6ngOAs
>The Mysterious Stranger Monologue... Again
http://chirb.it/tvF8N0
>Shitty Lines from Romance Novels
http://chirb.it/Dyts39
http://chirb.it/ywBsOK
>Comfort and Joy
http://chirb.it/zFnHOt
>Old Bear Story for Turtle
http://chirb.it/gazgEb
And finally, a little something for the Discordian folks I put together on vanlumtimes day... Just in case any of you missed it.
http://chirb.it/gazgEb
Enjoy!
>>23357214
negative, I'm close by tho. I'm from New Zealand ^^
So, hey all. Clint here, back after a long, long break...but just for a bit. Open for requests? Chat? Whatever?
>>23353042
Just sorta bouncing off the atmosphere a bit, but thought it'd be nice to say hey:D
>>23357214
Well, there has been a lot of shit shoveled my way these days, so better to make potatoes with them than eat it... I'll take that analogy:D
Who dis be by the way? That's some nice artwork up over yonder. If you don't feel like shedding your anonymity, drop me a line at my email or some such if you have it. If not and you want to, let me know and I'll post it up.
Hello boys and more boys, Any of you who want to take up an improv request, I have one for you.
I know most people prefer to read from scripts, but I'm looking to challenge you. I want something... dommy. I want a big strong dom type to give me orders. Tell me what to do, what you'd like to do. Treat it as if we are frequent playmates if you like or if you just met me and took advantage of my submissive nature. Have fun with it.
Include anything you want except for the following:
-No pissing/shitting/vomitting
-No incest-related things
-No impregnating stuff
(Nothing wrong with people with these interests, but as I'm requesting and I'm not into these things, I'd like to hear things not including that. If you'd like to another including them, go for it... but for my request, no thank you.)
I'll let you know what I think, if you're kind enough to deliver <3
https://bdsmtest.org/
BUMP
>>23359610
I'm just a lurker. Or at least I was until the last thread and then decided to try my hand at scripts. I'm afraid I don't have your email but I'd be much obliged if you posted it!
Bumping from page 9.
>>23336630
Would you care to expound on the details of your sinister space sex dungeon?
I need this. For...tactical reasons.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hfDpJg22mE undertale
>>23297201
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06l3ybf2cUZ
This is my first time, be gentle
>>23335847
Late as fuck, but godammit that's beautiful. Thanks for trying a song you were unfamiliar with. Also gj with the piano, that's just. Super fucking cool. Thanks, man.
>>23359692
boom challenge complete it sure was a hard one xD
https://soundgasm.net/u/FuckMyFaceBitch/DOM
>>23364556
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XD
>>23361589
my email is...
msamidnightrambler (at) gmail (dot) com
>>23346520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s151TCZJtEVk
Currently enchanted by this song from Steven Universe.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RZ59FfiTfd
Can someone scream into their mic some obscenities? Be like "Thats what you get, cunt!" as angrily and loud as possible?
>>23290848
PS I AM DRUNK
This should be entertaining towards the end
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W1ww2DURWL
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EsOuz76ff4
Would this qualify as "sexy"?
>>23290848
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LBOzD6R7m0
Do females actually use these threads?
>>23290848
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gQZsKFBBJU
Fuck, that was more challenging than I anticipated.
>>23367382
>Do females actually use these threads?
yes
>>23367382
Yes, we do.
>>23366485
https://soundgasm.net/u/FuckMyFaceBitch/O-obscene
>>23366485
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sgEQZ5CIxq
>>23290848
Not a native speaker, so it probably sounds pretty hilarious. I got it all mixed up.
http://chirb.it/DC2MF7
>>23359692
I tried it... It was my first improv ever. I feel like it is kinda bad, too short, and there is like 10 seconds of silence between each sentence, but I hope you'll enjoy it anyway girl.
http://chirb.it/J1IMsB
Clint still here. Open for requests, songs, chats, whatever.
Have some samples, or what not.
>http://chirb.it/vsy5Gc
>http://chirb.it/3DOvHf
>http://chirb.it/337g7f
>>23289507
I like your voice :3
>>23296291
Omg This is the first time Ive ever listed to these. omg fuck me.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QZDmrkwFtD
>live a live
>>23366485
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1msTHa4iK3f
anything works i guess
Ive been really down in the dump a lot lately, got out a 4 year relationshiup of loving someone and never once been told I love you back and feeling undesirable due to health issues and worried ill never be loved again. Being told that I'm loved and appreciated would be nice
>>23357214
Yea i'm pretty adorable.
I'm back with another chapter of Survivor. Sorry about the wait, ladies and gents...
Chapter 40
http://chirb.it/gNHAya
I plan on fulfilling these requests in the next couple nights, mostly I am just putting them here so I can find them with ease. And so other performers can I suppose...
>>23325956
Butt of Tang? If only I knew...
>>23329229 - Space fascist script
>>23333107 - Chubby futa JOI
>>23345125 - Annoyed Big Brother
>>23346520 - Some new questions...
Cannot wait to do these!
Here's a couple more I found that I don't plan on doing but should not get lost in the thread....
>>23331201 - asking your lady to be aggressive...
>>23327364 - monsterboy cuddle. Been done but I'm sure more would be appreciated....
>>23310619 - Big breast appreciation request. I'm sure we all have something to say ont the matter...
>>23359692 - not too dirty dom improv request. Another that's been done but I am sure she would love to hear more....
>>23369642 - of course we love and appreciate all of our anons!
There are more above of course, just wanted to consolidate a few for ease of access.
As always I am open to requests...
Stay sexy, my friends
~Trevelyan
Sorry 'bout the wind in the background but it's stormy as hell right now.
>>23344321
Alright, rerecorded!
http://chirb.it/dAk9Be
>>23346886
doesn't look like your drawing skills are rusty at all though, good going!
>>23346520
Intredasting questions anon
http://chirb.it/tvAhE7
>>23369642
<3
http://chirb.it/sEdFdP
Just realized, I say 'man' at the end, not gender specific, I use it the same way I use dude.
I'm a new voice boy, I hope I'm not too shit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EKyEngkaZb
So I've been approached by a few people to write a script (I'm just waiting for them to give me their ideas and stuff).
But I was thinking, if anyone has ideas for scripts but can't write/can't be bothered. I'd be happy to try and write a script to your liking!
>>23296291
I know I said before, but you nailed the secretary script :3
>>23358032
You rock Mr. E ^_^
~Turtle~
>>23329229
anon plz write a part 2 that includes kylo ren force choking the listener during sex
Bumparoo
>>23371487
I misplaced my headphones so I can't listen to the sexy one right now (sobs) but your Q&A answers were great. I love otters and fennec foxes and ferrets and your stories were great :3 I hope the weather's better where you are now!
>>23372449
I WILL ABSOLUTELY DO THIS once I can figure out the dialogue. I'm assuming you want this to be like, a mmf situation with one man's dialogue describing the actions of both himself and another, unless you just want a script for Kylo. (In which case I would gladly make both.)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qlfzq22THQ
Song sung for the sad ones.
>>23374747
honestly, whichever you think would better get across the idea of being forced choked by kylo ren lmao. either or. I don't think I have a preference either way though a Kylo one might be cool?
>>23372428
this:>>23296844
>>23299333
>>23302027
i know you are a genius and can do it justice...
please?
>>23325956
http://chirb.it/zOgr3D
>>23329229
http://chirb.it/Kwky8B
Really liked this one, being a huge Star wars nerd myself. Please write more like this!
With love,
~Trevelyan
>>23325956
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sFojHN1iei
>>23376244
Hey, Turtle hear, that subject matter makes me pretty uncomfrotable, I saw the word knot and I was like, nope. Sorry :S But I'm going to try and work on some scripts now.
If anyone has any ideas, plese let me know!
So here's a script I just whipped up. No pun intended.
My Tied Up Fuck Toy: http://pastebin.com/UAa7MM34
~Turtle~
>>23377701
Is all good. Ive read some of your stuff and love it, just never performed it. Think I might have a go at >>23377810
later tonight though.
I just want to try some more way outside the box stuff.
Any suggestions? Maybe some weirder shit you've come across?
>>23377810
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V1LWUFT74f
here u go~ anon
