good times on omegle
>>23281326
"""good""" times on omegle:
You: Hey, m here.
Stranger disconnected
99% of the times.
>>23281333
Then you must look like a dumpster
>>23281398
>chat
>>23281957
>>23281961
>It's a God-awful small affair
>For the girl with the mousey hair
>>23281995
>>It's a God-awful small affair
>>For the girl with the mousey hair
Your a goddamn poet anon.
She was sweet as fuck though. She even blew me a kiss after. My capping solution was shit at the time and I didn't get the end unfortunately.
>>23282023
I fapped to it because I have a weird fetish (in the loose sense of the word) for having a small dick even though I wouldn't want one really. I don't say that to mock you, sorry if it has that effect. I was just really turned on by the vid.
>>23282035
Nah, man, it's all good. I actually did like it.
I have more but it's kinda serious SPH and then one with some anal play.
>>23282043
SPH is awesome
Nice that there are girls out there though who don't humiliate, they just give you a good time regardless of dick size. She was great.
>>23282053
It takes forever to find one on omegle of course. My preference is for *light* SPH, almost sweet. Not quite like the webm attached. That one went on for a while but I came so....
I am not really into humiliation or restraint or anything even close to real dom...
There was this one girl though...
We'd gotten drunk and she was coming on strong and we were talking about kinks and sex and stuff and I was being really honest because I was REALLY drunk and I told her I had a very small cock. She asked how small and I told her and she wanted to see it of course. So we go into the bedroom and lie down and she pulls down my underwear and gives me the "Wow!" and starts saying shit like "It's so cute!"
She's sucking it in and pulling it back out and saying "Oh look, it does get bigger" and "I can fit the whole thing in my mouth."
"It's so tiny and perfect, I want to put it in my pocket" - That one fucking killed me
"I like sucking on your cock. It's the perfect size for my mouth."
"MMMM, it's small but so tasty"
Needless to say I fucking exploded and she swallowed, after telling me earlier she didn't like to do that.
We had some fun times. She called my dick little boy when it was soft and big boy when it was hard. She was a kinky girl.
>>23282075
>There was this one girl though...
Should have clarified, not on omegle obviously
>>23282075
That story is what makes me wish I could have a small cock just temporarily, that is incredibly hot, and as you say much better than real brutal humiliation.
>>23282075
>She asked how small and I told her
What are your actual measurements anon? I agree with the girl that it is a really nice looking one :)
>>23282109
~4 inches hard.
If I lost weight I would get about .5 to .75 more length.
Pic related isn't fully hard. It's difficult to get hard, hold a ruler and a camera. :-P
>>23282114
Thanks. My gf had a long-term relationship with a 4 inch guy a few years ago. You're helping me visualise!
Here's a pic from when I wasn't as heavy. No idea what I was then because I didn't measure.
>>23282114
>>23282127
Really nice pics, thanks :)
>>23281961
I was seriously expecting some plot twist. Like you would proceed stroking and grow this dick to actually pretty big size when fully erect. Or ejaculate exceptional amounts of cum.
No twist tho. Not a a Tarantino movie, man.
>>23282177
Yup, sorry anon. That are literally NO surprises when it comes to my cock.
Anyway I feel sorry for you. You look like the Almighty couldn't decide if you should be man or woman and left you with something in between really small penis and oversized clit.
>>23282186
Nah man. It's small but I have done ok. It did affect me and my confidence when I was younger but no so much anymore. I kinda like it now to be honest. Finding someone with the right attitude about it is awesome.
I would say, my height, weight and confidence have been a bigger barrier to getting laid/forming relationships than my cock ever has been.
>>23282186
It's small but I think a lot of girls would find it big enough to do the job, you've been looking at too much porn, lots of guys are packing 4 inches.
>>23281333
THIS
>99,9%
>>23282197
I believe so, after all it is all in your head. Dick size is just another feature that can be an advantage or disadvantage, but unless you can't get it up/penetrate a girl at all I doubt it is a game breaker.
And I can imagine, if you find a girl like one from your drunk story, that some kinky kinky fun would ensue.
>>23282219
'packing' is extremely poor choice of word here
>>23282219
You must 'pack' light
>>23281333
Because 99% of the time, when a dude mentions he's a guy immediately, it's because he's looking for a girl to snapchat or kik with.
Was on for about in hour a few nights ago, and only encountered like three girls max.
Even when I do find a girl and they agree to help me cum they leave after 30 seconds. Shit sucks.
Best time I ever had was a girl spent about 30 minutes with me, giving me orders to hump my bed and pillow, put a finger in my ass, slap my ass, and cum on my stomach. Shit was great, and I regret not asking her if she had a kik or skype so we could do it again.
>>23282114
>>23282127
how much difference was there in your weight in these pics?
so whats the deal with omegle? you find random girls on there and gap to each other? sounds like a scam to me...
sometimes they show boobies
>>23286722
so u just sign up and start messaging randoms?
>>23286119
>>23286737
no, you just connect via webcam and talk to random strangers. You can disconnect at any time and then it automatically connects you to another random person. Most of the time it's guys but if you're patient enough you'll find girls, and most of the time they'll be willing to get naked for you.
>>23286744
sounds easy enough... are certain times better than others to see girls?
rate me??
>>23286749
it really just comes down to luck/patience.
>>23281326
Can you actually get banned from Omegle for going on cam with dick out?
>>23287078
Of course.
>Delete cookies, get new IP
>>23287078
No, not if you go in the 18+ section, which is where you should be going.
If you're harassing people in the all ages section, you'll be banned pretty quickly. There are a lot of kids on there.
Go on Omegle now with tag "4chans"
>>23284805
>>>23282114
>>>23282127
>how much difference was there in your weight in these pics?
I thought this thread was dead.
About 25 to 30 pounds maybe a bit more.
>>23287885
Old threads never die; they just fade away.
>>23281995
I think she was real
>>23289138
but I'm not positive
don't have any gifs but once I took a screenshot of me and this cutie. I removed my clothes later, but no evidence of that, lol
>>23289107
>>23289688
>>23289148
Damn, you're both hot.
>>23289664
Damn girl, good on you; that is a good looking guy. How often do you get on omegle?
>>23289792
hah, yeah he is, and now we talk on skype too. >pic related
I'm not sure, I'd say I go like 5-6 times a month on average..
I usually don't plan on naughty chat, and my kink is for it to start normal and then escalate
I'll post a few wins i got. Man they never seem to stay more than a few minutes for me though. i only have busted once and that's after hours of failure.
>>23289839
>>23289841
>>23289689
>>23289859
>>23289858
>>23289863
>>23289865
>>23289872
>>23289832
Lucky bastard lol. That's interesting that your kink is that, because that's actually mine as well. My luck isn't there, but hey when I do manage to get into a chat like that it is awesome.
>>23286744
>most of the time they'll be willing to get naked for you.
How? I'm black, and they automatically d/c from me. I also don't have a BBC (so ironically, I'm not that worse off from you)
do you have to do this shit in the un moderated section of omegle?
WEW god damn. Just had an incredible cum while this qt girl watched. Took like 2 hours of sifting through dicks but man was it worth it
>>23292219
do you talk to them first before getting your dick out or just have it out and stroking? i'm too damn impatient to be sifting like that just for girls to next me in 3 seconds
>>23292266
I usually have it out and hard already. In unmonitored they're usually there to be lewd in the first place so small talk is p irrelevant. It's really just a game of luck and patience. Some nights I'll spend hours looking and come up empty handed, but usually when you find a girl it's well worth it.
>>23292266
It's usually a lot of sifting through dicks and getting passed by girls immediately. I don't know what they're looking for.
But when one stays and cums with you its pretty fucking hot.
I alternate, start off with my face and talking to them and when I get too many passes the cock comes out
Just curious but how many of you would interact with a sissy/trap on this site?
>>23292324
everyone on this board would
>>23292324
personally I'm not into it, but who knows. Tbh it really grinds my gears when I've been sifting through dicks and finally think I've found a girl only to find yet another dick.
>>23292341
Same. If I see a dick I'm gone
>>23292301
>>23292293
well shit thanks for the advice i just got super lucky and found a girl who spit all over her tits and everything after like 3 people. everything went better than expected.jpg
>>23287624
don't harrass people in the all ages section but if you do keep your camera covered most of the time or just shirtless or dick off camera you degenerate perv
>>23289878
>>23292396
Nice man. It's worth it every once in a while. Had a hot Colombian girl with these nice little titties as a frequent kik sexter a while back because of it. She knew how to tease a guy haha
>>23292444
what a qt
>>23292444
>>23292444
>>23292486
Hot as fuck
I have a small group of chicks that are always down to get naked on snapchat and get me off that I met through Omegle. I think I'm moderately attractive, but no model. Then again, they're all cute but chubby.
>>23292810
I can't imagine how shit like that happens. Pls teach me
>>23286753
So suckable.
>>23281995
>But her Mummy is yelling no
>And her Daddy has told her to go
got no luck in omegle
>>23293765
>but she can't pull away from the show
>"Daddy, it's about to cum."
>"It's so cute and the size of my thumb."
>>23292820
I've had this happen a few times. The reason I finally got Sapchat is because a girl wanted to add me.
The first step is to find a girl and get her to do stuff like seen in this thread. Once you're finished ask if she has Snapchat/Skype whatever. Most say no, and leave it at that, but a few want to keep it going.
That's about all the advice I got.
Man, this thread is really making me want to slog through Omegle again.
Lol my omega experience
Now chatting to a random stranger:
Stranger disconnected:
Now I know I don't look like a troll so what's going on lol
How do you all not just get banned? This used to be so much easier!
>>23295224
I just go on unmoderated
good sites/blogs for omegle vids please. thx
>>23295673
http://www.xvideos.com/video17213123/cute_omegle_girl_with_big_tits
who is online now?
>>23289138
>>23289148
This is me and ill be on around 10:00
>>23289664
We could use some evidence I think :3
>>23296150
Goddamn do you have more of her?
>tfw nobody skips because i look like a grill
>they only skip when it becomes awkward that they didn't realize
>>23296167
>>23296175
Are you a trap, or just an effeminate straight guy?
>>23296180
She ever get anything out?
On it right now been about an hour no luck. I need more patience to do this.
Finally got it! Didn't cum with her there to watch but I finally got something, Makes the orgasm so much better.
>>23281326
the best times are fucking with people
>>23297255
I honestly hope it was a girl fucking with this guy
>>23297255
cringe
>>23289138
>>23289148
d-damn yo, do you think you'd cam for people off of omegle?
>be me
>use tags for creepy and scary and creepypasta
>tags full of grils
>much easier than waiting for one to appear in the wild
>>23295673
http://chatroulettetube.com/browse/latest
i once waited half an hour for a girl to finish her homework, flirting and motivating her at the same time.
then we added each other on skype and we started sex camming. it was pretty awesome and long, she was kinky enough that i convinced her to get a belt and tie it around her neck while masturbating.
back then i was on a roll and i was too lazy to record that one. sort of regret it now that i've regressed and don't do omegle shit anymore.
I have been going for a while now and no successful girls. When is the best time to go on?
I jerk off regularly on ruruletka, which is like an unmoderated russian omegle and actually has a lot of girls. As with omegle/chatroulette obviously most people aren't there to watch you jerk off. But I've had a higher success rate of people wanting to watch/rarely some joining in
>>23299765
Just had a look at it, pretty sure they're all recordings m80
I like to pretend that I'm a girl and make people do... stuff
>>23289859
top kek
>>23282127
You've given me a new motivation to go to the gym and eat well.
>>23300871
well that's something!
what are the best tags for girls?
>>23304107
Tumblr, anime
>>23282114
I'm 4 inches soft, is that above average?
>>23304107
feminism
bernie sanders
>>23305388
>I'm 4 inches soft
I don't think anyone gives a shit about your flaccid size. Why would that matter. It's how big you are when hard that makes a difference.
time test
Trans here. Who wants to cam sometime?
>>23307774
add me sc
jim786
>>23307774
Which way round?
>>23282177
>No twist tho. Not a a Tarantino movie, man.
those usually dont have twists either, no big ones anyway. You should've went with Shyamalan
am i the only one who can't see other people on omegle? strangers screen are just black, i can see my own camera tho and it says that it connects, i just can't see them
>>23300057
>>23300050
>>23300061
K E K
E E
K E K
Keep on staying based anon!
>>23308187
My old rooter has the problem, you have to log into your rooter and do some port forwarding. Just google the problem and you´ll find your answers.
>>23308242
I've tried it once but it didn't work, fucking weird i have to try it again
>>23300061
>>23300057
>>23300050
>>23304107
Don't use the tag system. That chat is monitored, and it's full of kids. You're going to get in trouble quickly. Use the unmoderated half of the site.
Hopw hard is to get a girl in the page showing something ? I see a lot of guys.
>>23309448
You know, girls usually don't mind showing anything if you can talk to them and put yourself out there. But of course that's after a considerable amount of trust and time. Nobody wants to seem like a skank.
I need to tell my omegle story, because I can't tell it to my friends.
>two nights ago
>"hey i'm off tomorrow, maybe i'll have some drinks"
>drink a big bottle of beer from christmas
>drink a couple more
>just relaxing on my computer, surfin the web, playing some games
>decide to go on omegle
now, i've gone on omegle to actively try and find girls. ive been the sort of person who just puts their dick on cam right off the bat. but that night i just had the cam on my face. just drinking and looking at the internet while hanging out on cam, ready to have a friendly conversation
>i'm on cam for a while, listening to music with mics muted.
>tab back to omegle to see what's going on.
>i see just a girl's torso in lingerie
>she had typed, "you should turn a light on so you don't hurt your eyes"
>(all i had was one little lamp on, so my cam was really dark)
>i said something dumb like, "oh, thanks for your concern"
>she started asking me questions about myself
>said she liked my beard
>she started playing with her boobs
>i was dumbfounded. just a drunk idiot wondering where this girl came from and what i did to deserve it.
>she kept asking to see my cock
>i finally, drunkenly got my pants off and started jerking off
>she kept saying she wanted my cum
>then her cam froze
>we were still typing to each other
>we exchanged skypes
>i searched her name and a bunch of results came up
>i added a few to be safe, but nothing has happened yet
>i want to have a cam buddy so bad
>and i didn't take any screenshots of the whole encounter because i'm retarded
There needs to be a craigslist missed connections board for internet encounters.
>>23286753
I'd suck your cock and eat your ass, yum!
>tfw no cute gf to cam with
>>23281957
>>23281961
She was very kind. This warms my heart.
I think i may have issues.
Nice. This is literally my fetish. Not sure if I'll post cock, but I can post some screenshots from videos. The ones I'll post will probably be favorites, as there are some that kind of disgust me. But from being so horny, and after getting 100+ guys, you take what you can get.
>>23308935
is unmoderated really that much better? I usually get a show or two in moderated when I go on compared to lots and lots of dudes on unmoderated
>>23311287
>>23311291
>>23311287
>>23311296
>>23311291
>>23311287
think i'm a bit late to the thread, so i'll stop here and fap before I go to bed
Shit you guys are lucky. Trying to stay patient hopefully soon
So hard to find a willing viewer. Lurking now and nothing.
>>23311515
>>23311483
It's really dead tonight so good luck
Look at this beauty
>>23289664
Are you a virgin? I've noticed that most girls that go nude on cam are virgins haha!
>>23300061
Ayy nigga you are my hero that shuts funny
>>23281961
>hand under the balls
This nigga may have a micro penis, but he's got flawless technique.
>>23311269
She was sweet as FUCK.
Had another girl who I spent 20 minutes with, was fingering my ass and using a dildo and apparently that was her thing. I was talking to her and she would ask questions about getting fucked with a strapon and being with guys and shit.
Vid related. It's her but I gut out all the fat gay butt stuff I was doing.
>>23311865
>but he's got flawless technique.
Thanks for noticing.
>>23289664
why I haven't met you?!?!? :'(
>>23312104
Fuck man, that's quality! Have any more of her?
>>23281326
>good times
A SEA OF NOTHING BUT DICKS IS NOT A GOOD TIME, FRIEND.
>>23312204
Well I have almost 20 min. But I don't really have a place or the desire to upload that shit. I have a couple more highlights
>>23312215
>>23312215
>>23312218
Thank you very much, bro! If you bother to upload the whole thing on mega somewhen in the thread I would appreciate it pretty much!
>>23312226
Prob not going to happen any time soon. I have to edit it because she shows her face a few times and I'm not cool with showing that to the world. It's just something I never have the time or inclination to do. If I do I will prob put it on xhamster or something similar but it won't happen soon.
>>23310011
This was a pre-recorded video.
>>23311290
It's not about it being better. It's about you not being a creep by showing your dick to literal children.
>>23312237
Don't put a video of a woman you don't know on a porn website (or any website, really). Even with her face removed, that's not okay.
What the fuck is wrong with men, honestly?
>>23312247
Why are you on 4chan lol
>>23312247
Well, that's kind everything that is happening in this thread.
And most have faces. I do get where you are coming from and I do want to respect the privacy of identity but I would argue that there is no expectation of privacy on omegle.
Skyping with someone directly or a video shot in a bedroom between two people is different.
But since it will almost surely happen, there is nothing to worry about.
But also yeah, what
>>23312247
he said
any experiences with other sites? I found chatrandom to be about as good as omegle on a girl/guy ratio, but everything else seems to be either a reskin of those two sites or empty except a few bots
Do you need to have a webcam to use omegle and/or unmoderated section? its been way too fucking long since i used omegle
>>23310011
In case you didn't think of this, if your cam freezes, which happens a lot, you can reconnect!
The trick is to use an obscure term in the INTERESTS field, tell her to put something like 'testing123' into interests, and you do the same. You'll be the only ones with that interest and get reconnected.
>>23308242
Router*
Since it routes and re-routes your Internet traffic, it's called a router.
A rooter (if such a thing ever existed) would be something a farmer used.
>>23312619
Well to be fair it's probably a spelling error from someone for whom English is a second language. A lot of euros pronounce router as rooter. Worked with some Belgians and they all pronounced it that way.
>>23312637
I get that, but regardless of if you are Belgian or not, it's still spelled router. Even if you pronounce it as rooter.
It's just lazy ignorance and stupidity. Just like the idiots that think it's "cool" to spell girl as grill. It's just plain stupid.
>>23312659
>I get that, but regardless of if you are Belgian or not, it's still spelled router. Even if you pronounce it as rooter.
As I said, English may not be his first language. So he spelled it phonetically. Give him a break.
>>23295289
>>23312707
are there actually girls on unmod section? Ive had some good wins in the wild but unmod seems to be pure dudes.
>>23312713
Someone did a test on /b/ one night, not entirely scientific, and he said on unmod it was about 64:1 guys to girls. This was in the evening EST time so that undoubtedly changes.
>>23312711
>>23312713
yeah
>>23312713
There's girls in there but it's MOSTLY guys and fake cams that look like girls and feminine dudes that look like girls.
You may go through 100 cams before you get skipped by a real girl, then you might get skipped all night, it depends. It takes time, patience and luck.
>>23312732
yeah in moderated section its pretty easy to get girls to stop, unmod is just impossible to find a girl to get to stop hahaha
All of mine came from unmoderated.
>>23299765
Don't you have to pay for that? I tried it and the girls didn't speak any english, and unfortunately thats all I know
Any tips for a guy seeking a girl to play with? Even just a girl to watch. I get off on exhibition, but the constant clicking and skipping is tiresome.
>>23312240
>This was a pre-recorded video.
I was pretty drunk, but she mentioned what I was wearing and specific stuff like that.
is it hard to usually find girls that do this kind of stuff?
They are on tonight got 2 in 20 minutes of each other
>>23314713
Nobody has used a pre recorded video of a girl and used it to make horny guys do stuff ever, and an example is totally not in this very thread.
>>23300050
>>23300057
>>23300061
>>23312240
>implying I have my dick out
Why don't we get a bunch of /soc/ guys and girls to go on omegle under a specific tag and masturbate together?
>>23316425
Or girls
What would be a good tag?
>>23316434
Plucky cunts
Went on here this morning after seeing the thread ran into a girl who was like squealing about my dick being thick. Funniest shit ever
It sucks if your camera is mounted in your laptop. Its a bitch to get a good angle on your junk while still being able to reach the keyboard.
>>23316371
Yeah, girls who are physically speaking into a microphone, answering your questions and talking about other relevant things are definitely fake.
>>23316483
>physically speaking into a microphone
Well, now wouldn't that have been a useful piece of information? Especially since your initial post only mentioned communication through text.
Plus, the person using a fake cam can still see you and respond to things you are saying. Nobody claimed the stranger was a bot, but that the person you were talking to is not the girl on the camera.
>>23316460
High five, anon! I kinda wanna hop on, but there's so many other guys and the girls suck
>>23310617
yes plz!
>>23281957
shes a pedo the guy looks like hes 10
>>23282114
judging by how fat you are, you'd easily gain 2 inches. your fupa is fucking huge dude lmao.
Anyone wanna watch each other play? White guy here. Keyword is "goodtimesonomegle"
>>23316912
>fupa
Nah not 2 inches. A half inch maybe a bit more based on bone pressed ruler. But yeah I know.
>>23316746
I'm ok with that.
>>23316434
I like this idea.
Any girls down for some omegle playing? Fat, hairy, skinny, etc, does not matter to me at all.
>>23317596
>hairy
Been trying to talk my girl into camwhoring in the girls with pubes threads. Maybe she should try omegle!
>>23317617
Have her get on and camwhore for me, and I'll rate her on how she did?
>>23317628
I think she might find that a little intimidating
>>23317632
If you think so, then you don't have to suggest it to her. Just figured if you were looking to get her into it, being able to tell you how she did might help you be able to further convince her to do it more.
Your call bro.
>>23317638
She likes the idea of guys fapping to her but is quite shy and embarassed about her hot body. The paradox of the potential camwhore!
>>23317642
Aww, that's cute and sexy at the same time! What makes you want to get her into it? What makes her feel so shy and embarassed? Obviously I'd be complimenting her a lot if she was fapping with/for me so it'd boost her confidence/self esteem about it.
We need more quality camwhores!
>>23317653
She's hot af and I'd like to 'share the love'. We both have some kind of exhibitionist/voyeur kink and like to masturbate for each other. She's shy because like a lot of women she has body hang ups.
>>23317681
She sounds great. What would it take to convince her to give it a try?
>>23317653
I also think she'd be awesome on /gwp/ because a lot of those girls have barely any bush!
>>23312722
>>23317685
I do enjoy a lot of bush, especially lips spread wide open with a big bush around it.
Why do you guys have to take recordings as trophies? It's why I never do this. If it spreads in real life that you fooled around with someone, that's much less humiliating than a video of you.
