Everyone post your picture.
Make assumptions about other people.
Feel concerned and amused at what people believe you're like with no prior information.
weow
Assume threads are always fun
Here is me
>>23278280
You're quiet and reserved in front of family and complete strangers, but with your friends or on your own you're a party animal
>>23278289
You really hate hipsters but at the same time you enjoy being one from time-to-time, you're just closeted about it
>>23278280
I assume you're heavily pretentious and that you think you're the best friend one could be. Your friends think differently and only find you annoying.
>>23278289
You're the opposite, you don't think much of yourself but others often appreciate your presence.
I'm to the right.
>>23278280
holds a serious belief that you'll be the protagonist in someone's novel one day.
>>23278289
Wildly varying self confidence
>>23278310
Says sorry a lot. For things that do not warrant an apology
>>23278280
people say you're "quirky"
>>23278289
i think you aren't happy with how you look
>>23278310
you think working out will get you to better places
>>23278316
i don't know.. uh you like travelling?
>>23278317
my assumption is you don't have many really close friends, just loads of shallow friendships
sorry if these are too negative.
>>23278280
Idk I am an iPhone Fag so I can't webm
Sorry homie
>>23278310
You seem like a nice boy who's genuinely nice. Does manual labour in the summer; landscaping or roofing. Goes to school in the fall/winter. Probably likes a beer that's not a big box beer like Budweiser or Coors Lite, but isn't into microbrews. Probably drinks like Fat Tire or something along those lines
>>23278316
Why so grainy dawg?
I assume this was taken from someone else's Facebook or alike
>>23278317
You seem like a fun dude who's into Back to the Future and always has bomb ass Halloween costumes.
Lots of casual acquaintances. One or two really close friends
>>23278341
Worked in the service industry for many years, probably as a bartender in a bit rougher of a bar/club. As a result of this, you take zero shit from anyone
Also all assumptions about me have been pretty correct so far wow
>>23278280
You're bubbly and cheerful, but sometimes your good spirited nature makes other people dislike you.
>>23278289
You are more of a reserved nature, but people try to be around you - some for your looks, some because silent waters are deep
>>23278310
Good buddy kind of guy, always there for your friends but having a hard time to really deeply connect with a lot of people
>>23278316
"High society" girl - apparently, but maybe there's more to you
>>23278380
You have some pretty significant mood swings. You never really get angry, but your prone to depression. Not bi-polar or anything like that, just a generally moody person.
You're also the type of guy who prefers to hang out on a Friday night at a pub or at someone's house playing board games rather than going to a nightclub. You crave intimacy.
Also your assumption about me is correct.
How could you tell I'm unhappy with how I look?
>>23278317
less into drugs than it looks.
>>23278380
you want to move. Somewhere far where they speak a different language.
>>23278393
I want to be the hardened bartender. That's fantastic! Ask me for a cocktail and I'll give you straight vodka and you better tip or next time it's water.
>>23278429
Holy fuck what's with all the spot on assumptions today Jesus.
Hmm. I assume that you are a curious person by nature who likes to do things with his hands, most likely tinkering with electronics or other, similarity small and finnicky things.
You're practical, almost to a fault, and always on time. Probably still friends with the majority of your friends from highschool, not out of convenience, but rather because you have a deep connection with your homies.
>>23278430
dude this is scarily accurate. I guess they're not that specific but it freaked me out a little. Moody (depressed and schizotypal), likes to stay inside, hates clubs and I do crave intimacy.
I'm not sure, you look like a girl I used to know who was never happy with how she looked, I think selfies are often a way to make yourself happier with yourself (not that that is a bad thing).
>>23278437
this is also accurate, I'd like to move
>>23278453
I'd say you're somewhat correct, but not that spot on.
Curious person by nature: definitely
Likes to do things with my hands: Yes, also finicky stuff (not exclusively though), but not really into electronics
Practical: Yes, but not to a fault
Always on time: Meeeeeeeh. If it's important, yes, but that's a cultural thing where I live. Otherwise... naaaah
Friends with majority of highschool friends: Only with my closest circle of friends at home, but that hasn't changed at all since I graduated, so... yea.
>>23278393
pretty fucking accurate anon
>>23278429
same to you
(:
>>23278341
>less into drugs than it looks.
>than it looks.
You're in a relationship and you've gotten to the point where you don't mind as much what you look like.
>>23278380
Almost, I wouldn't call many people friends and I have noone close. I think you've donated money to a charity before and dated a vegetarian.
>>23278429
Quiet kid in class but knows a lot. People like you even though you don't show them affection because you seem more mature that way.
>>23278549
never donated money, have donated blood
never dated a vegetarian lmao
>>23278549
Quiet kid in class: Highschool yes, university no - always rather vocal and active in discussions/debates
The rest is spot on.
Challenge accepted
>>23278574
thinks about yourself in gay porn. Straight identifying.
>>23278557
Might actually be a cartoon character.
>>23278549
That's just age .
>>23278528
Difficult to please
>>23278429
You've made dating profiles using other people's photos
>>23278280
You look at yourself in mirrors compulsively, and sometimes feel guilty about it.
>>23278289
I think you form strong attachments to the things you own and use them even when they get old and worn.
>>23278310
You don't talk much but people can count on you to help them out, even if they're just acquaintances.
>>23278317
Will never say no to anything.
>>23278341
You say what's on your mind regardless of the context.
>>23278380
You read Vonnegut books religiously.
>>23278429
Introverted but has grown to enjoy talking with strangers on the street.
assuming in next post
>>23278280
Does not use filters
>>23278289
You listen to a lot of Lana Del Ray and new "deathcore/metalcore"
>>23278310
Recently transitioned chad, still working through beta mannerisms
>>23278317
Would say you probably always have a good time when you go out.
>>23278341
Once had a diary, diary is riddled with apathy
>>23278380
Travels a lot with his asian girlfriend
>>23278429
Travels a lot with his asian boyfriend
>>23278528
Likes to make assumptions
>>23278574
Poor at overcoming even the slightest challenges or obstacles
>>23279941
Introvert, desperately wanting to be an extrovert
>>23280146
Avid Ska fan, usually out drinks friends
this thread still viable?
>>23278280
you're a neat freak
>>23278289
you like to cook
>>23278310
skips leg day
>>23278341
has trouble sleeping
>>23278380
constantly fixing hair
>>23278528
likes to square dance
>>23278557
you're a living meme
This is me in my goofy hair
>>23278280
You are very young, very bright and kinda autistic
>>23278289
you like to party. by "party" i mean "get fucked up and screw"
>>23278310
you're gym buff, not hard work buff. you're self conscious about how hairy you are.
>>23278317
you're gay
>>23278341
you come from a well to do family
>>23278380
psych major
>>23278429
you would look pretty dressed up like a girl
>>23278528
Italian-American
>>23280205
>Avid Ska fan
why do people keep saying this about me? I listen to Sublime and The Specials but I don't think that qualifies me as an avid fan.
>>23280248
Hat and sparrow tats, my man
Sublime was my second guess
I'm a guy. Disclaiming because I can't appreciate posts that assume otherwise.
>>23278280
You're vegetarian.
>>23278289
You like Desolation of Smaug, but not the other two.
>>23278310
You're introverted, save the occasional party.
>>23278317
You have an ego.
>>23278341
You've been cynical since you were a child.
>>23278380
You'd be a serial extra if you had the time.
>>23278429
You like travelling to generic "travel here before you die" locations.
>>23278528
You were depressed for a long time and have recently gotten out of it (or you're working on it).
>>23279941
Your goal is to have a few friend that looks Chris Pratt, Aubrey Plaza, and Nick Offerman, respectively.
>>23280146
You like indie /s
>>23280205
You're probably high right now.
>>23278280
is a weeb
>>23278289
perceives herself as a nice person but actually isn't
>>23278310
watches a lot of MILF porn
>>23278317
plays a guitar
>>23278341
is a loyal person
>>23278380
adventurous, exhibitionist
>>23278429
likes philosophy, often thinks he's a lot smarter than his friends and feels guilty about such thoughts
>>23279941
is a direct and honest person
>>23280228
has a lot of friends
>>23280286
>You like indie /s
what does that mean?
nice necklace
>>23280296
you watch a lot of hair and makeup tutorials on youtube
>>23280323
You too, man! "/s" means "sarcasm".
>>23280286
woah, is your hair naturally blonde like this? it's beautiful even if it isn't tho
>>23280323
lol not true, I almost never watch them, maybe like once a year if I'm really bored
31 m
>>23278280
Sexually inexperienced
>>23278289
Never happy with how your hair looks before you leave the house. You only seem to have your hair on point when you're sitting at home (how you liking this chinook btw h3h33h33)
>>23278310
Is so used to dead lifts you pick up anything off the ground in a mixed grip
>>23278317
Has no unique hobbies, just is handsome as hell
>>23278341
You fucking LOVE nachos dude. Someone has to remove them from you
>>23278380
Photographer on the streets, Senpai in the sheets
>>23278429
You fucking LOVE league of legends dude
>>23278528
Doesnt get enough sleep?
>>23279941
Self conscious about your height
>>23280205
You absolutely love starbucks
>>23280228
Has seen an OD in person
>>23280296
You have gogoplata'd at least one person in your life
>>23280348
You like to mix your weed with swisher sweets cause regular weed is too boring for you
>>23280461
>Starbucks
little insulted right now, anon
>>23280347
Yup! Never dyed (or straightened) it.
>>23278723
>You've made dating profiles using other people's photos
Why would anybody with a shred of self respect do that?
>>23279941
>Introverted but has grown to enjoy talking with strangers on the street.
Still not comfortable talking up strangers, but never been really introverted - I just hate breaking the first ice, after that I'm really extroverted
>>23280205
>Travels a lot with his asian boyfriend
Not into Asians, not into boys. 2/10 for effort.
>>23280248
>you would look pretty dressed up like a girl
I actually do. Except the hair.
>>23280286
>You like travelling to generic "travel here before you die" locations.
Not really, no.
>>23280296
>likes philosophy, often thinks he's a lot smarter than his friends and feels guilty about such thoughts
Fairly accurate.
>>23280461
>You fucking LOVE league of legends dude
1v1 me at baron, brah
>>23278280
Tumblrina that rants on her blog on social issues
>>23278289
Aspiring Instagram Model. Will be caught taking selfies 24/7 without a care in the world.
>>23278310
Baseball is love. Baseball is life.
>>23278317
Hippie. You're a really go-with-the-flow type of guy that is the embodiment of the abbreviation YOLO. Will be caught smoking weed or breaking into illegal property for the fun of it.
>>23278341
You tend to keep to yourself a lot, but you do have a few acquaintances. You're the type of person that would stay home and read a good book then to partake in parties or social gatherings.
>>23278380
Homeless Backpacker. You go wherever the wind takes you. You have a sad backstory of some kind but you don't let it get you down. You've been everywhere, and have countless stories of your journeys and travels.
>>23278429
"That One Kid". You were the kid that ate glue in kindergarten. You were the one kid that shouted "IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DUEL" with only two yu-gi-oh cards. The one kid that tried to run like the characters on Naruto, and KAMEHAMEHA like Goku. That one kid.
>>23278528
Super :)))) Happy :))) and :))) perky :)))) all :)))) the :))) fucking :)))))time :))))))))
>>23278557
When will this meme die
>>23278574
A firefighter. You tried being a policeman but failed miserably so you tried your shots at being a firefighter.You didn't think it would work out, but surprisingly it did.I'm proud of you.
>>23279941
You've been trying you're luck at tinder recently. I just have a feeling.
>>23280146
A tattoo artist that uses his own body as a canvas from time to time. You're free spirited and a perfectionist. You make sure all your clients come back for more.
>>23280205
Aye Lmao. You get high frequently, but you're intelligent. You go to class high, even on test day,and still manage to get st8 As on everything.
>>23280214
Fashionista.You take extreme care with what you model. From your shirt down to what shoelaces would match that cute tie you decided wear.
>>23281197
into various sports. not into long term dating
>>23280461
started lifting a few months ago
>>23280348
owns a tuned car
>>23280323
goes to rituals in the woods
>>23280296
looking for a husband
>>23280286
is underweight
>>23280286
You listen to indie music, wallow most of your time on "2 deep 4 me" questions like "What's or purpose? Why are we here? Is there really such a thing as life after death?"
>>23280296
Very opinionated women. You don't hesitate to call out bs when you see it, and isn't afraid to be vocal when you want your ideals expressed.
>>23280461
qt shy guy that stands in the corner at parties. When approached you're supper friendly.
>>23281337
Plays video games frequently to distract himself from lifes worries.
>>23278280
I think you're pretty down to earth but still very focused on your appearance. You've found a happy medium.
>>23278289
Very insecure. You get your validation from dumblr and IG, but not so much FB.
>>23278310
You post on /fit/ and consider yourself a chad.
>>23278317
You have a conflicting personality, but you're pretty happy with your life atm.
>>23278341
you're jewish
>>23278380
You post on /r9k/ half ironically.
>>23278429
You're a mormon
>>23278528
You're promiscuous but never get the guys you're actually interested in to fuck you. You've never been in a relationship that wasn't full of dramu from end to finish. You enjoyed every moment of it, since the sob stories garnered attention from your girlfriends.
>>23281408
studies cultural studies
>>23281327
would like to start an online business
>>23281337
hasn't washed the dishes in the kitchen sink in over a week
>>23281579
bump
>>23281408
Hmm..
>>23281337
Hmm..
>>23281327
Hmm..
>>23281197
Hmm..
>>23280461
Hmm..
>>23278557
Stunning
>>23281327
>"That One Kid". You were the kid that ate glue in kindergarten. You were the one kid that shouted "IT'S TIME TO DU-DU-DUEL" with only two yu-gi-oh cards. The one kid that tried to run like the characters on Naruto, and KAMEHAMEHA like Goku. That one kid.
What is this I don't even...
No. Just no.
>>23281408
>You're a mormon
I'm not even American and have never set foot into Utah.
dead?
>>23280461
>You have gogoplata'd at least one person in your life
lol had to google that and no
>>23281337
>looking for a husband
well it+s somewhat true I guess, I do want a husband in future
>>23281346
>Very opinionated women. You don't hesitate to call out bs when you see it, and isn't afraid to be vocal when you want your ideals expressed.
this is true, I have an opinion on everything lol
>>23282218
is a selfish kunt who won't check out the thread and assume stuff about anyone but wants people to try and analyze his lame ass
>>23281408
i assume youre actually one of the sweetest people, but you are ultra-shelled up due to unfortunate life experiences and being very sensitive in general.
>>23281789
>I'm not even American and have never set foot into Utah.
Wat. Mormons are all over the world and not every mormon has been to Utah.
>>23283078
I know.
Nevertheless the biggest accumulation of Mormons is in Utah. I just tried to make my answer a little bit more exciting than "No, not even close".
You are insecure but a nice person
>>23281408
The fuck do you have against Mormons
>>23280461
I DO love nachos. How did you know?!
You have considered how attractive you would be as a female in the mirror.
>>23280296
I suppose I'm loyal.
You watch youtube videos on contouring far more than you would like to admit.
>>23280286
I've loved everything since childhood!
You wonder what it would be like to be a dog. More than the average person
>>23280248
My mom works at a gas station. Certainly not well to do.
For you, you like to talk about traditional family values but prefer to be dominated by a woman
I hope everyone is having a great day.
>>23283703
>For you, you like to talk about traditional family values but prefer to be dominated by a woman
wrong on both counts
>>23283525
you live with at least one woman
>>23282218
you don't trim your pubes
>>23281408
future domestic violence victim
>>23281337
doesn't five a fuck about other people feelings
>>23281327
hates her neighborhood
>>23280461
very introverted, quite boring
>>23280286
dropped school
>>23280205
scene kid
>>23278280
people assume you make a quirky face but you can't help it
>>23278289
spends a lot of time on makeup
>>23278310
fitness is a lifestyle for you
>>23278317
does a lot of illegal substances and has a great taste in music
>>23278380
you have been on an exchange program
>>23278557
420 blaze it
>>23278574
finnish phenotype
>>23280205
420 blaze it
>>23280214
you have spent a lot time perfecting the art of getting your hair right
>>23280228
nobody dislikes you and you have 500 real friends or something
>>23280286
you have set a church on fire
>>23280461
pickup artist
>>23281327
you have used that febreze spray as a dildo
>>23281408
west asian phenotype
I did NOT edit this photo but it is my most recent one
>>23283869
>>23283703
>You watch youtube videos on contouring far more than you would like to admit.
Ha, the guy before you said I probably watch a lot of yt makeup and hair videos. And I don't, lol, what made you say that? I don't even wear any foundation in my pic
>>23281327
>Fashionista.You take extreme care with what you model. From your shirt down to what shoelaces would match that cute tie you decided wear.
A little dramatic, but yeah I care about how I dress.
>>23283924
>you have spent a lot time perfecting the art of getting your hair right
spot on m8
>>23282218
You know how to build computers
>>23283525
Browses fit
>>23283924
Currently inbetween jobs
>>23282218
enjoys music that's heavier than what his appearance would imply
>>23283525
thinks jason statham is a good actor
>>23283869
laughs hard at stupidly dank memes
>>23283943
big fan of the velvet underground
>>23283980
>>23283924
Pussy
>>23282218
Good at making people laugh
>>23281408
Very vapid and self-centred, also feminist
>>23281337
l33t
>>23281327
donald trump supporter
>>23281197
would be a good father
>>23280461
very quiet in the public, introverted
>>23280228
good socially
>>23280214
metrosexual
>>23280205
spends to much time /soc/ing
>>23278528
cute
>>23278380
tired
>>23278341
cute
>>23283703
>You have considered how attractive you would be as a female in the mirror.
Gooooodbyeee hooooooorses
>>23283869
Introverted, ye, boring, na.
>>23283924
>pickup artist
I wish desu senpai
>>23284224
>very quiet in the public, introverted
ye :/
>>23281337
>started lifting a few months ago
ye lol
>>23281346
>qt shy guy that stands in the corner at parties. When approached you're supper friendly.
I hope so anon... I hope so
>>23281337
Thankfully, I am not. I'm in my target zone.
>>23281346
If by indie, you mean "signed, but not to a major label", then yes. Relapse, Metal Blade, Century Media, Nuclear Blast, and Season of Mist cover what I listen to (and then there are unsigned bands I listen to). I don't ponder on "2 deep 4 me" things, but rather on rainbow gravity, 4th and 5th dimensions, how said dimensions are represented in a comprehensible way, and things like that. Now, with all of that being said, I used to think about those things when I was in the 13-17 age range. You make me sound like an insufferable douche, which I very well could be.
>>23283703
Technically. I don't wonder about "life as a dog", but I do wonder about living on instincts alone without self-awareness of any consequences or the future.
>>23283869
Nope! Going for a Bachelor's degree right now.
>>23283924
Before or after I got stabbed to death by my guitarist?
fuck, go wild.
>>23287065
tits or gtfo
Me on right.
>>23278341
dislikes me a lot.
>>23283980
why the hate? did he not want to have sex with you or something?
I'm on my phone so I can't type that easily, I guess I'll try to make assumptions in another post later >.<
