>I will never have sex or a gf
WAKE ME UP
Why? Your a good looking fella
Oh well.
>>23266099
Hello Black Brandon. Will you please go see a therapist instead of shitposting on /soc/?
Thank you.
>be on tinder for 2 years, get 5 matches
Better than being ugly m8
>>23266149
Not a great pic, but you could definitely scrub up if that's you.
>>23266149
>using tinder
That's garbage, son. Just go to the bar.
>>23266105
Apparently only to men.
>>23266118
Will you please go to reddit?
>>23266121
>le Asian meme man
You can go to reddit too
>>23266158
Hahahaha. You don't think I've tried that?
>>23266167
>Apparently only to men.
Then start sucking dick.
>>23266167
>Asian meme man
How fucking dare you disrespect papa franku like that.
>>23266118
He's not Black Brandon. He's Black this guy >>23266149.
>>23266183
No
>>23266200
Faggot frank is just as bad as if not worse than pewdiepie you fucking child
>OP is a total autism machine
>Calls others faggots
the cringe is real here
>>23266275
I may be a sperg, but at least I don't watch YouTube videos meant for ironic 14 year old weeaboos.
>>23266283
That's some fancy language.
Good boy. You can learn.
>>23266299
Sup reddit
>>23266158
does that actually work?
>>23266149
>be on tinder for one day, get 15 matches
>they're all bots =/
>tfw:
>no friends
>no gf
>no future
>>23266547
I mean, maybe if you had a real haircut, trimmed your facial hair and took a picture with natural lighting and DIDN'T have Lord of the Rings posters in the background your game would improve.
>>23266547
Dude when I saw the thumbnail I thought it was Chris Chan. Hope youre not using that one for tinder.
>>23267081
Right there with you man. Well I might have a future, we'll see. At what age should I just bang a hooker?
>>23267274
What's wrong with LOTR?
>broke up with long term gf recently
>haven't been able to get more than a few words out of girls on any dating apps, even though I get matched 2-3 times a day
Yeah, I can tell this is going to be a fucking struggle. Losing her killed my self esteem, so I have no confidence to hit anyone up in person.
Least I'm not a virgin anymore.
OP, not gonna' lie, you're more conventionally attractive than I am, and I've had a few girl friends and a surprising number of dates.
The irony of the situation is that the less you care and just try to make the best of things, the more likely you'll actually gain the attention you want now.
Easier said than done, sometimes, but just try to relax and "do you". Get a hobby and immerse yourself in it, and share at least a bit of that joy with those around you.
>>23268714
>inb4 get out chad
this
>>23266272
Only men find you attractive. It's a sign. Learn to love the cock, cock smoker!
>>23268246
Nothing, but "alpha" /soc/ guys act like having anything resembling a nerdy interest is a instant turn off.
>>23266099
There's literally nothing wrong with you. Just get new glasses because those are terrible.
>>23268246
this
>>23266099
Honesty, bruv, you look like hell of a fuccboi. You got that whole "fuck me please I need you girl" pandering look on your face while you lay in a stupid position on your bed. I would stay as far away as possible from you.
Get the faggot look off your face and smile for once in your picture, and maybe you'll attract a girl.
>>23266099
Put on an Odell Beckham jersey and you will
>>23268829
>unironically saying fuccboi in the Tumblr sense of the word
Hello tumblr.
>>23268853
this a roast thread now
>>23266099
Lol why do you wanna be white so bad
