Post your photo.
Make assumptions.
Find out what random strangers think about you before you even open your mouth.
uhhh hokay then boss
>>23251328
You have an accent
Cool, I'm into these threads.
>>23251328
A real nice goyim, real great goy. Listens to fuzz punk, would drink better beer if he could afford it.
>>23251338
small and ready 2 brawl
>>23251342
jacked off on omegle once, just one time.
>>23251328
you and drugs are good friends.
>>23251338
you took that picture along with a dozen others to find the perfect one.
>>23251342
you want to go live in a cabin in the woods.
>>23251328
>Smokes weed once a week at least.
>has thoroughly enjoyed Zeppelin at least at one point in his life and may or may not really like Tame Impala
>has tripped before
>>23251338
You like music and listen to it more than other people around you. chances are you like a bunch of different genres and are always looking for new music,
>>23251328
I think you venture out sometimes during the night just for the sake of being outside in the quiet darkness.
>>23251338
Spends quite a bit of time in cafés.
>>23251342
Plays an instrument.
>>23251345
Used to have dreads, is it getting hot?
>>23251345
you're pretty convinced you'll come up with an idea for a million dollar invention
>>23251357
people probably just tell you about their life all the time and you sit there and take it.
>>23251367
Not bad bro.
>>23251338
You probably smell really good. Or not. Who cares.
>>23251328
you look wicked smaht.
>>23251345
You love hip hop?
>>23251342
You fucking LOVE league of legends!
>>23251357
You have, at least once in your life tried or succeeded in crushing a can on your head.
>>23251375
Lol I have not, if you guessed this
>you look wicked smaht.
for me you would have been closer, especially considering you gave a guy with an Ohio hat New England speak.
Go for it...
>>23251375
I bet you fucking love kittens.
>>23251364
secretly a time traveler from a 90's boyband.
>>23251392
Your attempts to quell your fucked up thoughts are daily
>>23251342
You play league of legends
>>23251345
flipping off the camera indicates that you could be a douche.
>>23251357
You look very average. It's hard to assume anything about you.
>>23251397
More of a dog person IMO DESU
>>23251357
Has that one trick that he shows off at party's, like you can open a bottle of beer with your eye socket.
>>23251364
What are you cheating? You like the kind of guy who doesn't sleep with women when they get too drunk, nice job.
>>23251375
>This guy with the poetry
You where that guy who had the obscure research chemicals you bought off the darknet. Friends get sketchy around you.
>>23251392
likes to make assumptions
>>23251398
lmao, nice
>>23251399
Nah just feel weird not doing something with my hands in pics.
You still listen to Thursday don't you. Music just isn't the same to you.
>>23251402
Fuck dude do I really look like a reckless frat bro?
>>23251407
Haha, nah never listened to Thursday.I can see what you mean, though. I'm wearing a Mastodon shirt in the pic.
>>23251364
i love doing that especially when i have weed
you used to skateboard but switched to longboarding
>>23251375
dunno man i might be
you smoke hella weed and you're supremely lazy
>>23251357
>yes
>yes
>yes
you prefer acid over shrooms
>>23251345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBh_bGr4-gE
you're right i can't afford dat good good
you enjoy being ironically pretentious sometimes cause nobody calls you out on it and you think to yourself huh these people suck
>>23251342
an american accent
you had the clap at one point
>>23251338
you currently have the clap
>>23251392
no deal
>>23251399
you hate taking pictures of yourself
>>23251392
super into wieners.
>>23251399
you think you're better than most people but have no self esteem
>>23251401
well FUCK
>>23251420
Hahah good fucking call man.
>>23251420
>you hate taking pictures of yourself
Wow, is it really that obvious?
>>23251375
>>23251399
Why do you think I play League?
>>23251420
spot on
>>23251424
lol i just guessed that cause your camera only has 61 pictures
>>23251328
Art student
>>23251338
Dog person
>>23251364
Plays gitarr
>>23251420
LOL! I've smoked weed once in my life and have a degree in chemistry! Is it the hair? is that why everyone assumes that?
>>23251425
Who knows dude. You look kinda nerdy
>>23251402
Actually ... pretty close.
>>23251402
It was well obvious in the before and after thread. I'm the one that liked the dreads better.
>>23251375
You had a female best friend when younger that you crushed on but sadly you never did take the leap.
>>23251399
Has a nerdy girlfriend.
>>23251357
Practiced wrestling when younger.
>>23251443
sings musical soundtracks as loudly as possible when cleaning
>>23251328
>Nigger rich
you're alright by me, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-G7GOZa63k
>>23251443
Still waitin for them horomones to re-up
>>23251416
>Flannel
>Beard
>Budweiser
>Glazed distant stare
sorry m8
>>23251459
Ahh I see. You have depressed, drunk and lonely recent college grad confused with cool sociable frat boy.
>>23251459
dude i saw fidlar last month and got drunk as shit and stoved the fuck out of my finger crowdsurfing cause they dropped me it was the shit
>>23251474
a fantastic baker!
>>23251452
Oh shit, you look like two different people in those pics, the angle or something, dig this pic a lot more man.
>>23251467
kek
>>23251470
Fuckin solid man, love these guys, only thing I'm planning to see is Yung Lean
>ironically of course
> ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º
>>23251474
seems okay but isn't
>>23251486
The Cure is playing softly in the background
>>23251490
>Oh shit, you look like two different people in those pics, the angle or something, dig this pic a lot more man.
There's no pic in that post, lol. which one are you referring to?
>>23251490
kek the crowd for yung lean is probably going to be fucking ridiculous
>>23251486
The Cure may be playing softly but the emotions wear heavy on your soul
>>23251494
Lol I meant the pic you posted in this thread.
>>23251500
>>23251493
It's like you perfectly captured high school me.
>>23251504
Still a freshman after all these years anon. You own a Daria box set don't you.
>>23251502
Thanks
You're from the r9k thread, then?
>>23251486
a truly pure wholesome christian who recognizes that jesus died for our sins
>>23251474
you have many friends who are girls
>>23251443
likes to unwind after a long day by driving on highways going at least 30 miles over the speed limit while listening to extremely loud shoegaze, years of this has led to crippling tinnitus
>>23251416
loves smash
>>23251399
prefers functionality over aesthetics
>>23251392
you consider yourself a marketing genius and are working on a tech startup atm
>>23251502
>ID's.
>>23251494
This isn't even me.
But yeah so I've been told. Causes a lot of confusion at times.
>>23251512
I'm not in that deep, man. Maybe once I pop out a few kids I'll get that hard nostalgia.
>>23251515
Chews loudly -- distressingly loudly.
>>23251537
It's a last rites kit. Never know when you might need some holy water, eh?
I bet you spend a lot of time thinking about what a cartoon about your life would look like.
>>23251486
Thanks!
>>23251537
Loves Super Smash Bros. and chiptunes.
>>23251515
Faps on Omegle and Chatroulette.
>>23251486
Has two kids with a deadbeat dad who ran off
>>23251443
Seems nice at first, but is offended by everything.
>>23251474
gay
>>23251416
semifunctioning alcoholic
>>23251399
columbine 2.0
>>23251392
33 and still going after college chicks
>>23251560
>columbine 2.0
Harsh. I'd never do something like that.
>>23251550
>>23251516
Yeah I fucked up the IDs friends. Was not in the /r9k/ thread.
>>23251559
Hey thats offencive :<
>>23251537
Has a top tier music taste
>>23251486
Has a reptile as pet
>>23251474
Somehow I think you're gay
>>23251443
Really gets into soap operas
>>23251328
I assume that you shaved your face for your job and since I know I'm right I must see your face pls
>>23251338
Tries too hard because you're worried about what people think of you
>>23251342
Played trumpet in high school
>>23251345
NEET with a superiority complex
>>23251357
All you want in life is a curvy qt3.14 country girlfriend
>>23251364
Hayes the sound of his voice and had a reasonably sheltered childhood until that one fateful day
>>23251375
Is trying to get super fit bit having troubles with motivation
>>23251392
Is too self centered to make assumptions
>it's my birthday motherfuckers so you better make some damn good assumptions
>>23251559
Just two? If I'm going single mom, I'm swinging for the fences, man.
>>23251557
Any time, friend!
>>23251560
speaks his opinions loudly, even when no one asks.
>>23251560
You're not wrong.
>>23251328
You're introverted and smart.
>>23251338
You like tea and cats.
>>23251342
Angry at the world.
>>23251345
Life of the party, doesn't want to be.
>>23251357
You like reading and whiskey.
>>23251364
Tidus from Final Fantasy X come to life.
Learning to cope in the real world.
>>23251375
You once wanted to be a power metal singer.
>>23251392
You've woken up in bed with your best friend's wife.
>>23251399
Great taste in vidya.
>>23251443
Your sense of humour is dry and you don't understand when people get upset at your jokes.
>>23251474
You have an excellent relationship with your family.
>>23251486
You listen to Bright Eyes and you don't sleep.
>>23251583
You're the dog, right?
9/10 would bang. I better you bark at passers by.
>>23251583
I can agree with this,
>>23251624
bet*...
>>23251583
>>23251592
Both of you pretty much nailed it.
You two along with this bro >>23251328 have a good amount of me figured out.
>>23251443
Is swedish.
>>23251486
Has frequent food cravings.
>>23251537
Can't stand olives.
>>23251560
Tired of adult life.
>>23251579
Has a ton of female friends.
>>23251592
Plays in a band.
>>23251624
Yes indeed I am the dog. And spot on m8
>>23251625
of course. I'm always right
>>23251633
^^^^^^
>>23251639
There are people that don't have frequent food cravings?! What is this life?!
>>23251592
you would not hesitate to punch someone in the face for being an asshole.
There's this moment in a stupid book I read that talks about a girl who rarely sleeps; she spends nights drinking tea and resting but not sleeping and it seemed wonderful and romantic and instead I'm a straight koala.
>>23251583
won't deal with this fake throwing bullshit.
>>23251579
googles the science behind answers to simple questions several times a day.
>>23251639
desu senpai im just tired of life at this point and the only funny things that come to me are mean jabs to throw at people. probably why im drinking diet sunkist and smirnoff
>>23251699
About right.
What's the book? Honestly, I just projected myself onto you with that.
>>23251699
20 year old babyface signing in.
>>23251583
lol i didn't get the job so i kept the beard but here's my face in the old days
>>23251726
I don't mean to be anti-semitic cuz I'm a quarter jew but that's super jewish of you man.
>>23251726
>>23251784
No one's sure what the fuck you do in your free time.
>>23251592
You stood by the side of the road to look naturey in this pic.
>>23251583
Is having a bday party and it's fuckn lit.
>>23251579
Is creepy to away.
>>23251560
Wears the beard just to show people they can.
>>23251537
Sardonic all day every day.
>>23251486
Put wayyyy too much effort into that pic.
>>23251474
Makes fun of everyone behind their backs.
>>23251443
Is scary to approach because of androgynity.
>>23251416
Damn fine cook
>>23251399
Outgoing but you shouldn't be.
Responses to come after I'm done eating... I JUST got in from work, but I will make assumptions shortly. Promise!
>>23251927
You often make promises you can't keep, leaving friends and loved ones forlorn and alienated.
>>23251876
NEET
>>23251805
Good with money
>>23251784
Low self-esteem
>>23251726
Well adjusted dude that has a drinking problem
>>23251592
Takes himself too seriously but has a lot of fun doing it
.>>23251579
Pedophile
>>23251537
Cool guy to hangout with, poor luck with women.
>>23251579
you're a good friend
>>23251592
dependable; reserved
>>23251726
smug
>>23251784
shy
>>23251876
posts on twitter a lot; sjw/white knight
>>23251927
you read a lot and/or do photography
Disclaimer: I shouldn't need this disclaimer but every single time I participate someone gets their panties twisted. None of this is meant as insulting. It's A GUESSING GAME. It's supposed to be FUN. Please don't hate me :(
>>23251313
You are either from or have been to Ohio. And you like to raid the closets of old men.
>>23251338
You also seem to like to raid the closets of old men, but you're cuter when you do it. You also have no trouble finding men (and women) who want to date you, but you've had a rough time finding the"right" person. You're also a friend to furry little rodents.
>>23251342
You have absolutely no concept of how to talk to other human beings. You are reclusive and don't like to really interact with people but feel a deep longing and depression if you DON'T interact with people. This is why you visit with /soc/
>>23251345
You can fit 34 sharpies in your asshole. You know this because you practice. More often than is healthy for your poor anus.
>>23251357
You are a self-described "Nice guy" and you seem to be nice during first impressions. But your second impressions suck and people realize that you're really not nice so much as you are incredibly self-involved and a one-upper.
>>23251364
You do not know the pain of hating how you look. Your features have always been pretty distinct, but instead of this being something kids picked on, they gravitated toward your easy-going and chill nature. You were also that kid who was good at all the sports in gym but made fun of all the jocks because who cares about winning? Also, so many weed.
>>23251375
Not entirely comfortable with yourself for some reason or another. You try to look confident and relaxed but you end up looking tense and unsure. You don't have self-image issues at all... you just seem to lack the confidence to say the things you'd like to say without sounding awkward.
>>23251392
You frequently get mistaken for that guy who plays the dad on Suburgatory... what's his name again?
>>23252039
spot on
>>23252039
freaky accurate damn
>>23252039
Spot fucking on anon. So spot on I feel like you know me in real life.
>>23251399
You played WoW forever and tried League of Legends once and now you give LoL players a hard time, but really you have no room to talk. You also lack imagination, but you think you're much more clever than you actually are.
>>23251443
Sickly in some way or another. Some kind of disease or illness that if someone mentions in some sort of slightly negative light, you flip out and completely catch the person off guard and make the entire situation awkward when you could've POLITELY said something about it (example: "He was really excited but he looked like he was having some sort of fit or seizure." "I HAVE EPILEPSY YOU IGNORANT BITCH")
>>23251474
You are a homosexual who still tells people he has a girlfriend. And maybe you do. And she is the type who pretends not to notice but you two have been best friends for a long time so she sort of is tolerating it until she meets someone else. You are forever in denial.
>>23251486
You have creepy religious parents. Like... not QUITE Carrie level creepy religious? But approaching it... At least they told you about your period and let you dress like a normal human being and actually love you.
>>23251537
You're way too cheap to buy new headphones, but not too cheap to spend extra money on fancy moustached duct tape. Your mom STILL cut your hair when you were young so you missed out on the super cool spikey phase in the late 90s/early 2000s, but now that you're older you're totally taking advantage of it. And why the fuck not!
>>23251560
Clearly Anthony and Ashley Burch's lost brother... We'll call you Andy. Hey Andy, whatcha playin'?
>>23251579
Probably super friendly. Your smile is super genuine looking, so my guess is that GENERALLY you really enjoy your life.
>>23251592
Intelligent as fuck, but you use your powers for EEEEEeeeeevil. You pretend to be a super nice guy but when you actually talk to a person for more than a few minutes your true colours show and you frequently remind them that no one cares about their boring stories or you tell them that they WOULD be pretty if they'd just get a nose job or lose the glasses or invest in braces. You honestly believe you're helping. So you're either extremely insensitive or a sociopath...
>>23251784
You spend a lot of time telling people that adult life is hard. And being 20... you actually have no clue how hard it is and really you just hate that your mom said you have to pay your own phone bill now.
>>23252102
>>23252039
>>23252118
gg anon, these were clever.
>>23251984
Nah, I never promise if I can't keep it. :P
>>23251996
I took photography classes in high school. I was terrible at it, but other art classes? I was brilliant. But I read pretty constantly, yes. My Goodreads account gets more attention than my Facebook.
>>23252050
I AM a pretty good guesser.
>>23252062
I hope you don't think I meant it in a judgmental way. Just a guessing way, but I had the feeling yours was my most accurate guess... You're not alone, though. Most of the people on soc really don't like to interact but have a normal human need for social contact that --if not met-- leads to anxiety and depression. Even more than you may be experiencing from other difficulties in life...
>>23252089
I like to think I read body language pretty well. So far I'm 3 for 8 in that post... so perhaps I am... but I promise I've never seen you before this thread.
>>23252121
Oh... Thank you! :D I DID promise I'd deliver after I was done eating... I love these threads. I haven't participated in a while though because I hate to skip too many people, and I also hate to give lack-luster and unoriginal assumptions... So I've been skipping them lately because of a huge amount of stress in my life. I was trying to get back into writing though, so I thought this might help warm me up.
>>23252149
>tfw no replies to me
>>23252149
r u psychic?
>>23252149
Yeah I got that creative writing feel from these, even if I'm sharpie pooper guy. Honestly like these threads better than rate threads, the potential for some humor on this board.
>>23251988
>>23252164
AAAAH I'M SORRY! I HATE SKIPPING PEOPLE. I've no good excuses. My only excuse is that I'm so tired from work and you posted while I posted the first batch so I stopped when I got to my picture and thought "I'll do another one later."
I can do yours now though!
So here goes.
>>23251988
Makes goofy faces in pictures because no matter how hard you try, you end up looking insincere. Even if you're totally happy, you look somehow like you're grimacing, so instead you make funny faces for photographs. ALTERNATELY: you are hiding the fact you have braces and feel like a loser because majority of people with braces are kids and you don't want to be lumped in with a bunch of kids. Also you think it won't get you any smooches, but it's unlikely that this would be the reason.
I somehow don't think it's the braces thing though...
I think really you're just a goofy type of photo-taker.
Also you rarely sleep and when you do it's like 1 or 2 hours at a time... maybe a nap here or there about that length. You don't sleep because you constantly think about those times you did those stupid things and holy shit how stupid they were... and then your brain moves on to other things like "I super don't want to go to school/work/that thing tomorrow." And then you think "I should watch Pokemon" or some other show designed for children but nostalgically loved by adults and older teenagers...
>>23252171
Hmmm... I don't think so. I mean... I often get feelings that things aren't going to happen that were meant to happen. Like events getting cancelled or people not doing what they say they're going to, but I mostly think it's just intuition. Not so much that I'm psychic. And I'm pretty sure tons of people get feelings like that, so nah. Not psychic. Just... good at people/a writer.
>>23252173
True story. I prefer people guessing at my personality and the sort of things I enjoy rather than telling me I have horse teeth and ought to invest in contacts.
>>23251328
you're the quiet type
>>23251338
takes at least 30 photos of herself on daily basis
>>23251345
been to a rave at least ones
smokes/d weed at least twice a week.
>>23251364
you're a total chad
>>23251392
friendly lad
>>23251416
plays a shitton of mmorpg games.
>>23251537
has a mild form of autism
>>23251560
a total douche
>>23251592
a generic hipster from portlandia
>>23251927
obnoxiously friendly.
>>23252257
Wow, nice analysis.
I don't have nor have I ever had braces. The insincere photo thing is more about choice than necessity. I've never watched TV, so nothing to be nostalgic over. I have insomnia, so that was at least accurate, but when I'm not sleeping im usually trying to sleep, no matter where I am.
>>23251328
depressed hipster
>>23251328
You're actually really comfortable in social situations, you just don't like people so you stay in a lot.
>>23251338
You posted your picture here once and now someone else posts it all the time.
>>23251342
Everyone you've ever kissed complimented your lips.
>>23251345
You love to party but you're starting to grow up a bit and move on. Still 420 though.
>>23251357
You're not anywhere near as clean cut as you look.
>>23251364
You have no idea what to do with yourself and feel like you're deciding your entire future right now.
>>23251375
You're a good guy but you hold everyone around you to too high of standards. You have major skeletons in your closet.
>>23251392
You recently came out and you've never been happier.
>>23251399
You enjoy getting into deep discussions when you drink. You like to look at the stars.
>>23251443
You were really sheltered as a child and you're trying to make up for lost time.
>>23251474
Genuinely nice guy. Would go out of his way to make a stranger smile. Stood up for the special ed kids in high school.
>>23251486
Very opinionated and well read.
>>23251537
Watched a lot of dbz as a child. Still into it. Watches a lot of tv, period.
>>23251560
Feels the Bern.
>>23251579
Really shy, comes from a close knit family.
>>23251583
Gets a lot of table scraps but only ones that aren't dangerous to your health.
>>23251592
Was the drummer in a punk band at some point.
>>23251784
Wishes you were this age in 1994, but doesn't like Nirvana.
>>23251876
Uses nothing but ticonderoga pencils. Can do complicated equasions in your head. Likes a lot of parmesan cheese on pizza.
>>23251927
Low self esteem a couple years ago but you're finally starting to really love yourself. Serial monogomist.
>>23251988
Comes from a well off family and has no grasp of real life yet. You will struggle with responsibility early on, but come out alright by the time you're 30.
>>23251996
Gets a lot of women but doesn't handle it well.
>>23252262
You drink a lot and don't get along with your father. You enjoy working on cars.
>>23252262
likes to watch football and owns a playstation
>>23251996
feels like Antonio Banderas. deep voice
>>23251988
made people laugh in school
>>23251927
loves blogging
>>23251876
no sense of humour
>>23251784
you go to a lot of parties but never feel fully comfy there
>>23252574
Might be a hardcore WoW Undead Warlock
>>23252262
Shed a tear when Aeris died
>>23251996
hates hardshell tacos
>>23251988
only plays Garen on LoL
>>23251927
Has read every Harry Potter book, multiple times
>>23251876
Dropped it like its hot?
>>23251873
I swear I know this guy
>>23252694
haha when I played WoW I actuallly was a warlock, but gnome, not undead
>>23252675
I gusess you are a WoW gamer yourself
>>23252675
Hmm..
>>23252574
Hmm..
>>23252262
Hmm..
>>23251996
Hmm..
>>23251805
Ohhhh. Well glad you didn't have to shave. And you look exactly the same. Just younger
>>23251876
Fuck yeah it is
>>23252400
Haha I'm fat as fuck. That must be why
>>23252262
Probably true. Unless someone's obnoxious and a complete douche-canoe. Then I'm passive-aggressively nasty...
>>23252289
Admittedly the insincere photo throws off most of my ability to assume correctly. XD But the insomnia was kind of evident by the bags under your eyes (I get that frequently as a hyposomniac).
>>23252400
You know me in real life, don't you.
>>23252574
I'd love blogging more if it were easy... I prefer to hand-write journals and then hide them from myself, but I admire people who blog well.
>>23252694
I've read them all exactly twice. However, my father obsessively reads them over and over and probably could have written the trivia game because seriously? I don't know HALF the crap he retains about that book. I also don't know why he keeps re-reading it. He likes other things, he just really took a shining to Harry Potter...
>>23253428
is this a meme now?
Assumptions in next post
>>23253737
Smokes weed every day. Has herpes. Loves Primus.
>>23252675
Rage addict, esports, likes traps
>>23252262
Works hard, browses r9k, likes EDM
>>23251988
>H20
mah nigga
>>23251927
Idk but gurl u so fine
i want to eat the children of beta faces
>>23252675
Sunday evenings: gaming and beer.
>>23252574
You're your grandmothers favorite grandson.
>>23252262
You're way too sensitive than you think.
Probably went through a lot when you had a girlfriend.
>>23251996
You check yourself near the mirror A LOT.
>>23251988
You tried to be very mature when you were younger.
>>23251927
Cute and kinky. Something tells me you have that wife material.
>>23251876
You remind me of this guy I met at a bar this weekend. Probably you have the biggest, warmest heart.
>>23251592
You like to kick in with your friends for a beer at a bar.
>>23253761
O.O' *BLUSH* Erm... thanks! :D
>>23253824
PROBABLY accurate on all accounts. I always thought I'd make a super great wife other than my complete lack of cooking skills... But I do care way more about making my significant other happy when I'm in a relationship than I care about much else...
>>23253838
Cooking ain't that hard.
Just need practice and you're good to go making your family fat.
>>23253857
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>>23253223
not giving out assumptions, ain't okay.
bitches.
>>23253847
I've practiced and the best I can do is mashed tatoes, grilled cheese, and steamed veggies. MAYBE pancakes if I feel like putting in some extra work. But like... I always burn SOMETHING.
>>23253874
I would teach you how to cook. Lovingly explain the recipes and methods, offer reassurance and tips, spank you with utensils when you make mistskes.
:D
>>23251328
Goes outside only for beer/drugs.
>>23251338
Shops at thrift stores.
>>23251345
Pretends not to care. He really does though.
>>23251443
Takes hormones.
>>23251474
Has lots of close female friends.
>>23251486
Comes from a religious family not too different from Kate in Life Is Strange.
>>23251592
Probably has lots of friends on Social Media.
>>23251876
Parents buy all your pc/tech/band equipment.
>>23251927
Likes Disney films.
>>23253857
you enjoy going to trance clubs and drop acids
>>23253806
Art student, you probably have a tumblr and you enjoy just staying at home smoking weed
>>23253765
Dudebro, i bet you take pics at the gym
>>23253737
Chill as fuck, you like ska music and love to go to concerts
>>23253746
You like alternative rock/post punk whatever, you're funny as fuck and you love getting pissed drunk
>>23253907
Wait... are there people who don't?
>>23253947
..ok i meant you like them more than casually, maybe frequenting /co/
was just a guess really
>>23253908
You wanna be tied up and be someone's sub bitch.
>>23253962
fuck no, i mean maybe, exept behing someone sub bitch part
>>23253971
you wanna be tied up, then?
>>23253978
define tied up, if you mean fucking while tied to a bed sure, who wouldnt?
>>23253984
a lot of guys are too dominate for that...
>>23251328
probably a sad person, your talks with friends are never joking, just simplistic and depressing as if to say "this is better than being alone"
>>23251338
wants to find the perfect boy but keeps getting random hookups(im disregarding the fact that you're on /soc/)
>>23251342
despite the mellow expression you seem like the type of guy who's joyful
>>23251345
ironic memes, existential nihilist(neither is a bad thing)
>>23251357
just the context of the photo seems to suggest you are a nice person that maybe just can't find good friends, probably your facebook profile picture with like 8 likes on it
>>23251392
bars with friends, NFL sunday, lets get fucked up bro
>>23251443
probably wish you didnt grow up in a small town so you went to a city for college and now everything is mixed up
>>23251474
you look like a good guy, happy with life at the moment
>>23251537
kinda stuck with a gamer body so you just accepted it and bought the headphones to complete the look
>>23251560
silly guy
>>23251592
actually this pose seems to be tranquil but i get the vibe that you were doing this as a joke so maybe a bit of a fun guy
>>23251784
probably a film maker
>>23251996
holy shit you got the looks, maybe a bit hollow of a personality, a bit distant or cold, but probably still an alright person nonetheless
>>23253223
huge image resolution so im just going to guess you like photography and found this selfie had a great rule of thirds, good contrast
>>23253857
crazy shirt so im gonna guess you are an ironic humor type of guy too, beanie suggests you smoke DOPE as well
probably projected on a couple of these haha
me on the bottom
>>23254073
but im usually dominant, but theres that thing about not controlling what someone is doing to you that turns me on.
But if someone even remotly touches my ass ill headbutt that bitch
>>23253838
Yeah, when I think of "wife" my mind usually gravitates towards your sort.
Beautiful, striking features, nice smile.
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>>23251328
couldn't help myself
Might as well
