http://www.zanorg.net/bouletmaton/
Post a cartoon of yourself and make assumptions.
gooo
>>23247480
you're some artsy dude who should probably shave
>>23247484
i know i just need to shave.
>>23247508
if your beard is truly that full and gorgeous and tamed you do not need to shave friend
>>23247515
[spoiler] it's not [/spoiler]
>>23247480
you paint and use tinder heavily
>>23247480
One of those guys who sits around community colleges playing the guitar and flirting with girls
>>23247484
Expert gamer, highly intelligent, likes /rk9/
>>23247508
likes to party hard, kind of a hipster
>>23247617
you often get wasted at partys
Howdy, kids.
>>23247761
Dad you're embarrasing me in front of my friends stahp!
>>23247508
Let's be friends
>>23247779
You should get some sleep
>>23247761
Alcohol is not healthy
>>23247484
>>23247647
You both spent most of your time making these internally complaining about the clunky AI.
>>23247617
You love wine, but haven't ever had a wine that was actually vintage beyond a few years or so.
>>23247761
You're aware that your cartoon is George Lucas.
C'est le merde.
Yep
>>23247938
So beautiful.
Switch the bottle of wine with a bottle of beer or vodka and you got me
>>23247635
You are a very sarcastic person
>>23247798
You often feel lonely
>>23247805
You believe that you are very smart
>>23247907
You study but you are also very lazy
>>23247480
Why can't I have better clothes...?
Pretty good basis, would love to see more options.
hey guys
>>23247480
british, sucks dick
>>23247484
smart but very out of touch with reality
>>23247508
homeless
>>23247617
fucks, hipster music
>>23247633
writer
>>23247635
annoying
>>23247647
anxiety
>>23247761
blue collar
>>23247779
would prob enjoy chilling with you, but would also secretly slip pamphlets for treating depression into your backpack/pockets
>>23247798
I'd hook you up with an asian prostitute, because you're awkward and it's what you've been dreaming about since forever
>>23247805
does not exercise, eats shit
>>23247907
oedipus complex
>>23247924
likes his booty tickled
>>23247938
>>23248013
john hamm
>>23248269
doesn't know how to adult
>>23248468
takes reddit.com/r/malefashionadvice a little too seriously
>>23248580
you're a little prick aren't you?
>>23248583
>>23248622
you have a "superior" taste in music, and firmly believe that Tool songs should be listened to with at least 3 fingers in the rectum
>>23248691
>>23248744
self-loathing
Basically this but not a bob. The hair reaches my boobs but I have the bangs like this.
I redid mine
>>23250393
This is perfect except you should have done the really pale skin.
>>23250454
There was pale skin?
>>23250504
Yep
>>23250515
Oh shit, ok. I didn't know
do eet
FUCK
>>23250393
CRUSTANON
Pretty much this.
>>23250336
I want to bang you.
>>23248886
You have shit taste.
>>23250819
ayy
None of the facial hair was accurate so I had to do some modification.
>>23250336
it appears you have one or more FUCK(s) left to give
>>23250393
you figured out how to use your guitar amplifier to pick up one or more LOCAL RADIO STATION(s) but they keep playing ads
>>23250400
you have one or more STD(s)
>>23250515
you have none or more ALCOHOL DEPENDENCY(s)
>>23250544
you own several or more BEAT UP PAPERBACK EROTIC NOVEL(s)
>>23250582
you feel like you regret one or more MISSED OPPORTUNITY(s)
>>23250599
You have a great deal of unused capacity which you have not turned to your ADVANTAGE.
>>23250662
it appears you have one or more FUCK(s) left to give
>>23250704
it appears you have one or more FUCK(s) left to give
>>23250832
you feel like even though the only thing you have a connection to is an asshole you tell yourself it's THE BEST YOU'RE GONNA GET
>>23250949
you don't actually play the UKULELE
>>23251002
You have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to OTHERS.
>>23251068
You frequently experience overantialiasing in the BEARD REGION
>>23251630
>You have found it unwise to be too frank in revealing yourself to OTHERS.
Are you a fortune cookie? I like it.
>>23251653
I did use to occasionally professionally moonshine as an amateur fortune cookie in the pursuit of company, yes. Though I still haven't made up my mind whether that's a good strategy or not.
>>23251741
I think you mean moonlighting, but moonshine tastes better.
>>23251757
I think you think right, but I guess I really could be a moonshine cookie for you, if you were to want a taste ;)
>>23251630
>you have one or more STD(s)
everyone has herpes right?
>>23251807
feels good to not be wrong
>>23251833
I'm not sure desu, It fits some descriptions of herpes but my doctor hasn't said anything about herpes and no one has called me to say that I gave them herpes.
>>23251002
Probably a whore.
>>23251068
Somewhat of a perfectionist, probably a musician to a certain extent.
>>23251630
Flat-out average but thinks he's above average. Attention whore.
>>23251701
Likely does not own / has never owned a lightsaber.
(I couldn't find the stubble on this thing)
>>23251630
Very true. All I pick up is AM radio.
:^)
>>23251899
radical (catfriend)
>>23251993
COCAINE (catfriend)
>>23251630
smug motherfucker (lack of cat alarming)
My friends all call me Flanders because of it
>>23251630
It's true. I have a drinking problem.
You have a girlfriend and you love her but you can't seem to keep yourself from fantasizing about another less important female in your life.
roast me senpai
I can never find an avatar creator that would give me long hair AND a receding hairline
>>23248886
Do me.
>>23252301
>>23252275
you like you probs don't go out too much
>>23247480
Peppy art man.
>>23247508
Possibly angry or chill drunk man, maintains sex beard.
>>23247617
Bitchy, but in a good way.
>>23247633
Sleepless cat guy
>>23247635
You molest children.
>23247647
You remind me of my boyfriends brother, edgy guy. Vapes a fuckton.
>>23247798
>maintains sex beard
>>23248622
Peppy art mans best friend.
>>23250336
Definitely a cutie.
>>23250393
Parents garage, tries desperately to start 80's-90's themed metal band.
>>23250515
Laid back girl, super rad.
>>23250544
Art woman.
Redid because I found the stubble option.
Will rate others next.
>>23247480
Hippy whom I resent for being happy.
>>23247484
Probably works in a cubical.
>>23247508
That guy who you never see sober.
>>23247617
Blue hair girl who thinks she's unique.
>>23247633
Hipster who instagrams pictures of his cat.
>>23247635
That weird guy who thinks he's a lady's man.
>>23247647
The other Hipster who instagrams his cat.
>>23247761
That cool codger who tells stories about the neat stuff he did when he was younger while drinking.
>>23247779
The really weird girl who smells just as odd.
>>23247798
High-functioning alcoholic.
>>23247805
Low-functioning alcoholic.
>>23247907
That french black guy.
>>23247924
Stereotypical Asian Otaku
>>23247938
Transgendered Feminist Communist Non-Binary Otherkin Cancer
>>23248013
The douche bag
(cont.)
>>23252481(.cont)
>>23248269
The girl who thinks she's deep and misunderstood but is actually completely dull.
>>23248468
Male Fashionista
>>23248580
The Gay Nerd
>>23248583
Eldritch Horror
>>23248622
One with the Universe, and owns every cell of your body with his eyes.
>>23248691
Snowflake #2435983245089
>>23248886
Faggot
>>23250336
Probably blogs on Tumblr
>>23250393
A pretty cool guy.
>>23250400
Gay Black Guy
>>23250515
The Girl that does drugs
>>23250544
Anita Sarkeesian
>>23250582
Definitely Blogs on Tumblr.
>>23250599
Does nothing but lurk 4chan
>>23250662
Pretentiousness incarnate.
>>23250704
Kevin Smith
>>23250832
Weeablack
>>23250949
That guy who plays shitty music outside of grocery stores for tips
>>23251002
Girl Girl
(cont.)
>>23252491(cont.)
>>23251068
Listens to the Beatles and Drives a Prius
>>23251630
Has illegal content on his flash drive.
>>23251701
Trying to hard to look cool
>>23251899
Beach Bum
>>23251993
Is way too happy about that cat on his lap.
>>23252195
Crazy Cat Lady?
>>23252242
Stands outside Elementary Schools with that face and sign.
>>23252250
Bill Dauterive
>>23252275
Super Weeaboo.
>>23252301
Trapped in a loveless marriage
>>23252306
The Earth Beneath Your Toes
>>23252315
#SoEdgy Girl
>>23252365
Self Aware
>>23252434
Made of Plastic
>>23252487
Camgirl
Hope people found some of these funny, regardless of accuracy.
>>23252492
idek what a camgirl is, but ok. They're all really funny, nice job everyone.
Judge me
>>23252491
>>>23251002 (You)
>Girl Girl
I'm just a girl, I guess.
>>23250393
this is so accurate
mine is not <3
>>23250832
you prob have a lot going on in your personality
>>23251899
simple as fuck
>>23252195
also simple and prob tries to be minimalistic
>>23252242
could be pretentious sometimes but not a lot
>>23252365
a basic cool normal person
>>23252487
hipster a f
>>23252523
in real life you have resting bitch face
>>23252522
girl that posts nude pics online. aka camwhore.
>>23252561
Oh, good to know.
>>23252568
They're just random guesses anyway, some intentionally bombastic.
>>23252492
haha true
>>23252578
yeah, most of them are really funny since I thought the same
>>23252492
I realize that I need to correct one.
>>23252306
The Earth *Between* Your Toes
A minor mistake.
>>23252523
You love clubbing and gossip
>>23252396
Graphic artist. Love judging
>>23252487
You're one trendy mofo
>>23252365
Super cutesy and free spirited
>>23252242
You consider your mustache a necessity
>>23251068
Artist or musician, you love being creative
>>23248886
Loves street style, hip hop and all things black
>>23248013
Very witty, I could see my self drinking with you at a bar
>>23247635
Love being sarcastic, making people laugh ext
>>23252685
Sweet chubby with amazing tits.
Not quite a graphics designer. I work retail right now, but am trying to learn game design, including 3D modeling.
>>23252695
H-how did you know.
3D work is craaaaaazy hard I had to 3D print Han Solos blaster for a cosplay and my gawd it was hell
My chest is my number one attribute haha
>>23252704
Call it a hunch, or the fact that your pic had that curve extending out over the hand.
It doesn't seem extremely hard. I've been watching a youtube series by Darrin Lile on 3D modeling, and he demonstrates it in an easy to understand way, from modeling, to texturing, to rigging.
Also, I love giant tits, and chubby girls.
Also also, you could have used a C96 Mauser Pistol for Han Solos blaster. There are a few guides on how to modify the pistol into the blaster.
>>23252487
Margot/10 so I'm guessing hipster
>>23252523
Genuinely enjoys video games
>>23252549
Traumatic past relationships
>>23252396
Stoner
>>23252733
I never touch the stuff. It smells like shit.
>>23252722
I tend to do sculptures and replicas that require immense amount to tweaking and moving. It all depends on what you're making or modelling if it's difficult or not.
Well sir I'm your gal haha
I checked those out but I don't think I'd be able to get my hands on an actual gun haha, plus the blaster actually came out okay.
>>23247480
>>23252742
If I might ask, where are you from? If US, general region? You don't need to say state if you don't want.
>>23252752
This is when everything goes down hill, I'm from Australia.
I'm way too mixed race for this site ;__;
>>23252761
Oh well. Probably not a good idea to try meeting girls on 4chan anyway.
>>23252766
Yeah that's true, You don't want to wake up in a bath full of ice with your kidneys gone
It's a shame though! You seem pretty radical
>>23252782
Yeah, I mean I talked to an Aussie girl once before, but we weren't looking for the same thing, and when you're a guy looking for a long-term relationship, it can be pretty soul-crushing if the person is literally on the other side of the globe.
Can't help but wonder though why Australia gets all the busty girls. America is on average fatter, and yet the average bra size in the US is still a B.
>>23252808
All about genetics haha, fat distributions and what not
>>23252858
Boy we got the short end of the stick. Only thing I can say America has a leg up on Australia is we have a better video game market that's cheaper and less censored.
>>23252869
Oh, and we don't have giant fucking spiders from the Nightmare City of R'lyeh.
>>23252877
You know H.P love craft!?
just admit it Australia is betttttter~~~
here i am
>>23252894
had to make one with the cat too, i couldn't choose one
>>23252889
I mean neither of us are as bad as our mother country, but Australian media/speech is a bit too censored for my taste, and the climate is a bit too torrid for me. Summers are bad enough where I live.
And yeah, I can't say I'm extremely versed in Lovecraftian lore, but I did at least listen to the the Call of C'thulhu audiobook once.
>>23252894
you look like someone I could just chill with talking about whatever
