aaaaand here we go again!
I just want a qt who was abused in similar circumstances as I was.
Normies don't understand me, and I don't understand normies. A relationship with an adjusted person just wouldn't work
Exists.
Likes me.
Isn't too ugly.
Actually wants to spend time with me no matter how boring it might be at times.
I know it's too much to ask.
*obligatory contribution post*
>male
>white
>light colored eyes are the best but other colors aren't a dealbreaker, depends on what works for you
>thick slavic accent
>drinkers/smokers are a+++
>thin chub or muscular, the taller the better
>i like perky butts and thick thighs on dudes, as well as large veiny hands with long slender fingers
>kinda mean but more than capable of showing affection to someone special
>sadistic, kinky but won't pressure me into doing things that are off limits for me (excessive pain, scat, piss, abdl, just weird shit like that)
>high sex drive
>likes music, has a fairly broad spectrum or at least likes what i do would be really cool
>bonus points if you look kinda scary
>facial hair and excessive body hair is great depending on your overall style, but neither are super important because it doesn't suit everyone
>likes to cuddle and touch, frequently
>doesn't need to talk or be around eachother every day
>bonus points if ns
>maybe the male version of girl in pic
>>23208988
How were you abused anon?
>>23208993
So pretty much any human?
>>23209025
>Likes me.
>Actually wants to spend time with me no matter how boring it might be at times.
It's been 0 humans so far m8.
>>23209022
My regular pasta...
>dad is a violent schizophrenic paedophile from a rough city
>my mum was also violent
>parents moved from Manchester to Taunton in 1981 because racist
>had my sister in '89 and me in '92
>used to beat me, lock me in cupboards and wash mouth out with soap when I was as young as 3
>had to watch and sometimes get caught inbetween parents physical fighting
>mum and dad divorced in '95
>mum took me and sister to Manchester women and childrens home
>met a guy called Frank
>he used to beat me and my sister, swung us by our ears until they bled
>mum let dad see us and he took us to Exeter
>sexually abused me, physically abused me, mentally abused me and verbally abused me
>used to go crazy a lot, heavy drinker. extremely violent
>dropped sister off at cop station in June of '97
>I'm with this crazy bastard until late '98
>go into care
>am withdrawn
>I molested kids when I was a kid (even living with my dad)
>my foster dad cheated on my foster mum so there were a lot of fights there
>foster dad has punched me on occasion
>I tried to fuck foster sister
>killed her hamsters and a dog
>pyromaniac
>thought about mass murder a lot
>thief
>vandal
>I attempted burglary once
>zoophillia
>>23209012
Damn I fit most of this I guess it's the little things that count
>>23209030
shit, nice
like what?
>>23209029
Well shit, i can relate to maybe half of that
>real dad went to prison for child molestation
>step dad verbally abusive still to this day
>had a few sexually expirences as a kid that wouldn't fly in today's society
>sort of pyro aswell (I do enjoy fire)
>think about mass
Murder a lot but never really would do it unless I was like super old or going to die the next day of cancer or some shit
>>23209028
Well I'm sure you're pretty attractive, a qtpi female is bound to love you
>>23209045
t-thanks anon, but we both know it won't happen
>>23209042
Not that it matters... I know that you probably dream of stability like I do
A Myra Hindley gf is the easy option.
However, I'd only enable if the relationship was toxic
>>23209039
I'm not Slavic, my eyes are dark, I lack excessive body hair and I'm not particularly tall or chubby. But other than that it sounds like me. Oh and I dropped tobacco in favor of other smokables.
Assuming ns means natsoc? In which case I used to be but I've come to dislike statism thoroughly.
I'm a veiny, smoking, drinking affectionate jackass with a varied music and art taste and pretty open in bed. Me and my ex burned through condoms like a teenager through newports. Also been told I've got a 'scary' facial aesthetic. Was a but offended at the time but since I think I see what they mean
Oh but I don't have thick thighs or an ass
>>23209079
nah senpai ns as in national socialist
>teenager through newports
i'll have you know that i started on marlboro blacks and would still never touch those fucking things
we can talk anyway if you want
my schedule today consists of not doing my homework, eating, and jilling
>>23208963
me:
20 m
works 90 hours week
makes good money
handsome
pretty boring
you
Russian or at least speaks it (preferred)
hourglass figure
lives in MA
young
wants to move in with me sooner or later
willing to clean/cook for me in exchange for love, affection, and being housed/fed/ taken care of.
I want a live in maid I can love pretty much
>>23209093
Natsoc=national socialism
Like actual natsoc not like hitlerboo fascism right?
I'll have you know I started with stogies and moved it on up to American spirits and marlbs.
The black red stripes are a doozey I used to chain smoke the fuckers my god.
And sure I'm limited on social media so you pick a medium, though I work at like 2.
>>23209103
>russian
you have good taste friend
>>23209110
>Natsoc
holy shit i totally read your reply wrong last time, my bad dude
and yea like actual natsoc
always hated american spirits myself but can respect that
skype?
>>23209112
Um my Skype name is my real name you first
>>23209144
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah i'm not posting my username here
you have a throwaway email you can send me yours on?
>>23209157
Ah ffs I don't give that much of a fuck it's only 4chan
Nicholas.a.alonzo
>>23209168
Is my skype
me:
>chubby/"thick"
>bratty
>mixed/can pass as racially ambiguous
>18
>pretentious know it all
>has a rly cutesy adorable personality but tries to act mean to be taken seriously (doesnt work)
you (preferably) :
>tall (5'10"+)
>lanky
>really fucking sexual
>preferably local
>cute/nerdy/dorky but pretentious and an asshole sometimes
>glasses/freckles/birthmarks are a plus
>18-22
>nice taste and passionate about interests
>likes me as much as i like them (or even more :^) )
>honest
>local
that makes me sound rly picky, but i promise they dont have to fit ALL of that, thats just the ideal
>>23209168
Ouch and I even stuck my neck out with my shit on 4chan daaaaaamn
>>23209286
Lmao i fit all of that criteria perfectly. I'm 6'3, lank, sexual as fuck, h.p. glasses, perfect hair, e.t.c
>>23209312
where r u from? and are u interested?
>>23209286
mass, everything other than freckles and glasses
you near mass?
>>23209319
Yeah I am, I'm from Texas though.
>>23209345
>>23209340
im from nyc :/
>>23209355
i cry everytim
Me:
5'10
From Estonia (fluent at English though)
Skinny but with visible abs ect
Smoker
Drink often
Scandinavian heritage
Blonde, green eyes
18
Her:
No special requests, whenever I think I like certain types of women some chick comes who meets none of these standards yet still drives me crazy. Should be shorter than me though and not obese.
>>23209355
I wish i could be in nyc right now. All this snow must be outstanding.
>>23209387
not outstanding at all, its pretty annoying actually lol
>good looking, not obese
>preferably darker hair
>pale skin
>listens to all kinds of music and isn't a snob about it
>loves watching films/walking around/driving around aimlessly with me
>has a dream of her own
>isnt codependant
>has opinions on things and hold grudges
>smokes
>is willing to get into arguments about things,talks for hours etc instead of just cuddling and sex
>knows how to enjoy the momemnt
>>23209414
not that far from mass, want to skype?
>>23209538
yeah sure post urs
Don't go saying it's unrealistic because I know someone like this can't exist. It's a dream girl thread so this is my ideal.
Physical:
>Short/tall doesn't matter
>Thin
>Either completely just doesn't care about her hair or has the cute choppy scene girl haircut
>Pale
>Has sleepy baggy eyes
>Virgin like me (kill me I know)
Personality:
>Total complete bitch anonymously on the internet but shy irl
>Nice to me
>Likes anime and video games beyond like skyrim tier shit
>Introverted
>Likes to cuddle
>Lazy and sleepy
>Will casually talk shit about random people with me
>Completely miserable (also like me)
>Loyal
>Will sit on my face while she plays games
Yeah doesn't exist. That's life though
>>23209555
alex.jackerson
>>23209663
I know a chick exactly like that but she's fat
>>23210102
See they all are I think
It sucks that fat is my number one dealbreaker. It's not even a matter of high standards I just literally feel zero attraction to fat people no matter what
Unrealistic list coming through
>Anything but obese
>18-25
>Sub
>Height doesn't matter
>Emotionally unstable
>Nerd
>passionate about something
>Introvert
>High sex drive
>Loyal
>will love me unconditionally
>loves to cuddle
Me
>Tall
>22
>Good shape
>Savior complex
>outgoing
>dom
>nerd
>loyal
>passionate
>high sex drive
>cuddle machine
I mean that pretty much sums it up, distance doesn't matter at all. Just respond if you meet these.
>tfw its not even that crazy but she still doesn't exist.
>>23210223
Feels good to be not the only one who wants an unstable gf
I don't even have a savior complex I just get along better with them.
my dream guy...
>skinny
>about 5'9 -6'
>long dark hair
>glasses
>big, uncircumsied dick
>intelligent
>loving
>open-minded, down for anything
>let's me boss him around (in a nice way)
>but he's sexually more dominant than I.
>funny
>easy going
>likes my feet
>>23210263
I mean, I just care too much. I'm genuine af and it gets me in trouble sometimes. I've just realized chicks that are a little unstable are a lot more trustworthy, and I like how blunt they are they'll call me out on my shit.
>>23210312
what's a big dick to you?
>>23210263
You must have missed the first post m8. However... Nigs like you ruin my chances.
Normies with unstable gfs piss me the fuck off
>>23210312
>tfw all of this but not lanky
>>23210384
I always hear about how mentally ill girls are these evil creatures who lie and cheat but from talking to people online it's always the opposite.
The ONLY girls I have ever gotten along with have been borderline or bipolar. No exception.
>>23210416
Just because I wasn't abused doesn't mean I'm a normie. I am mentally fucked and basically need only one other person besides myself in my life and am completely nonfunctional in groups or around any "normies" at all
>>23210312
>feet
Y
I like these threads because it lets me be unrealistic
>near my age range (18-22)
>qt
>pale as a ghost
>ginger or blonde are cool but really that doesn't matter
>pretty smile
>average build
>dresses fun
>likes pretty underwear
>slightly horny and kinky
>at least mildly enjoys oral sex (giving and receiving)
>willing to hang around the house in our underwear and cuddle and play vidya
>mildly nerdy, at least interest in vidya / cosplay or willingness to learn, or just likes to watch
>creative in some way, has an outlet
>has cool music taste that she can introduce me to
> likes 80s action movies like robocop and terminator and all that
>supportive of me and my endavours
>has motivations, working towards something, doesn't want to just coast
>likes to dress up and go out but likes nights in
>understands depression / anxieties and can be supportive of them
>someone I could talk into the night with about any topic and feel happy
>funny, makes me laugh
>pretty smart
>real
>loves me
With the exception of the last one I described my ex
>>23210471
It's okay. I over reacted, though I never implied people who weren't abused can't be mentally fucked.
Abused qts can date who they like. Just wish they wanted me though
>>23210493
The depressing part is, girls with mental illness always seem to flock to the most normal human beings imaginable.
I just want someone to be broken with all day inside while we play games
>>23210526
I think a lot of us who were abused or have mental illnesses dream of stability. It's easier for girls
Us guys just want somebody who accepts us for who we are.
>tfw no qt who I could accept and love
>>23209663
Hahaha this is actually all me expect the virgin part, unless you're looking for someone who is NEET. Usually being miserable and complaining a lot is a turn off and I'm actually ashamed of the dark circles around my eyes.
>>23210408
nice and thick. and longer than 6 inches
>>23210475
i just think it's cute when a guy as a foot fetish. not that big a deal to me, just thought i'd throw it in there :^)
>>23210582
Yeah see the virgin part is the most unrealistic I think. I know that.
It just sucks because I would LIKE to be able to mutually explore sexual things with my first girlfriend, going from being awkward and shitty to actually knowing and understanding everything we like sexually and being good partners for each other but if she's already done everything with her exes it's shitty because I'll never get that chance.
The sad part is I know I'm dying alone because I'm too psychologically fucked by social isolation to be able to ever date a not virgin.
Kill me
>>23208993
I am a desperate 25yo male, but this is "just" what I am looking for too.
>>23210603
Three fingers thick enough?
And I'm just giving you a hard time lol serious foot fetishes just weird me out, I enjoy every part of my girls body. If I was with a girl and she wanted me to remove her stockings with my teeth and kiss her feet I'd do it regardless just cause I'm w her cause I think she's gorgeous
>>23210620
God that comment hurt to read, made me cringe actually.
>I'd do anything for her because shes amazing and likes me
i've found some cool people before but they all live far :(
i'm 19/m/uk
dream girl:
>messy hair
>chubby
>aware of stuff going on in the world
>good sense of humour
>likes to cuddle
>able to tolerate silence sometimes
>geeky
>will walk with me at 3am to some random place
>likes shitty jokes
>>23210677
Lol wtf
No because she's gorgeous to me else I wouldn't be with her.
I'm not thirsty I get laid when I want. Is it an alien concept that someone can so thoroughly enjoy someone else that they subordinate their own personal impulses to that person's enjoyment? Have fun dying alone lol
>>23210616
Yeah sorry anon you're probably going to end up alone unless you get over that or become okay with doing it with a fat/not attractive woman because you'll have a higher chance of finding one of those who is a virgin, especially as you get older.
>>23210701
It's alright. I'd rather kill myself at 30 than ever be in a relationship where I'm not allowed to discover any sort of new mutual sex things with my girlfriend and instead be basically forced to just become an inferior facsimile of her ex.
>>23210620
yeah, that sounds like a good size =]
you sound like you'd be a good lover.
>>23210312
Tfw getting a circumcision
>>23210754
Wait so you want to be with someone and try things that are mutually new to you both? What if she's just ever had vanilla sex? Tons of stuff would still be new.
>>23210793
I want to be with someone who isn't going to constantly compare me against her exes and will actually be willing to start from a clean slate because I know fucking nothing about sex and I just want someone the same so we can learn together without her entire sexuality being fully formed by her ex.
I have heard countless horror stories about how much the guy who took a girl's virginity is imprinted on them, and many friends of mine who have had girlfriends have been cheated on with those guys because their dicks were smaller or they just weren't as good or experienced
>female
>loyal
>will watch weeb shit and do nature stuff with me
>likes space and astronomy
>likes books
>petite with short dark hair, freckles are a plus
>as needy and cuddly as me
>doesn't mind that I'm too possessive
Too bad I'm an ugly piece of shit and no girl will ever even look at my way.
>>23210826
Sex is nice and all but it honestly takes a back seat to so many other things in a serious relationship. If she likes you for you then she's not going to care about all that stuff and it will be special for her because it's with you. At least that's how I feel.
And honestly, I'm pretty sure only takes 4 inches to make girls happy. Only sluts care about dick size.
>>23210792
you poor bastard. i'm sorry to hear that, anon.
>chubby/strong fat preferred
>height doesn't really matter
>beards are nice if they're well kept
>older than me (late 20s early 30s)
>not a neet shut-in, not clingy, has a life, isn't controlling or domineering
>likes metal/punk, literature, and movies (classics, documentaries, horror are my favorites)
>has a hobby they're passionate about
>similar politics (socialist/marxist)
>ambivalent on religion, curious but not a devoted follower
>loves animals
>not straight edge, not a total wreck either
>is generally a decent, kind, supportive, funny, sweet, affectionate person
>will cook with me
>adventurous, wants to do shit and not just sit around all day
>passionate and attentive in bed, loves to give head
>not a dom, no dd/lg shit either
>likes bbw
>genuinely likes me
>lives in pennsylvania
>>23210792
got long hair? POST PIC HNNG
>>23210908
It's OK anon, I hear they're awful.
>>23210935
No way. It's not that long anymore anyway.
>male
>lanky as possible, skinny as possible
>hair color/length doesnt matter as long as its clean
>pale, tired looking, features more on the feminine side (see edward furlong before he got his shit fucked up)
>shy and quiet, but not chronically depressed sadboy
>listens to a lot of music from the 70s and 80s
>reads a lot, but not a lit snob
>would enjoy sitting in and watching movies all day
>nerdy interests
>likes walking around aimlessly
>drinks or smokes little to none
>dark humor
Feels weird putting down every little thing I like, but I wouldn't want someone who was exactly like me.
>>23210889
You're implying I can actually make someone like me for me.
Besides, I think the only way I could ever be truly free of paranoia is if the girl had NO contact with any exes, which is incredibly unlikely, not to mention if I ever asked for her to cut contact I would be labeled as super possessive and potentially abusive.
I'm a little possessive, not abusive though.
Besides being a straight male sub basically ensures that you'll be single for life, whether you want a virgin or not. Life is shit
>>23211016
Sounds very similar to me
The only thing off is that I wouldn't say I read a lot? Typically most of the books I'm interested are biographies.
>>23211068
Reading is reading, doesn't really matter the subject. I'm reading an autobiography myself at the moment.
Dream girl:
>Straight/bi
>into cars somewhat
>into films and casual gaming
>willing to put up with my terrible humour
I'm 6"2" and kinda a bear build so any body type is good
me:
21/M/uk
Into the above,
I have a steady job,
Prefer giving oral to penetrative sex though both is good.
Kik: doodling_snickers
>>23211016
Plz be in Cali
>>23211093
About who?
>Dream girl
>White
>20-26
>Doesn't wear revealing clothes in public
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
>Doesn't do drugs
>Enjoy music such as
>80's, Hip-Hop, Rock, Euro-dance.
>Loves watching movies
>Into Mystery / Thriller movies, and a bit of Action.
>Loyal
>Respectful
>Likes to cuddle and can teach me how to cuddle
>Enjoys working out, either lifting a bit of weights or simply just going running
>Is alright with me riding motorcycles
>Doesn't lie
>Not afraid to get dirty
>Likes to go walking around
>Not afraid of swear words, and swears herself.
All i can think of at the top of my head.
>>23211104
Adam Ant, he had a pretty interesting life.
>tfw everyone says tall at their first item
When will we ever learn?
>>23211136
That's pretty neato. I just finished a biography about Freud.
He's a pretty rad dude [spoiler]just kidding he's a dick[/spoiler]
>dream girl
>which/hispanic/asian
>21-28
>everything from slim to light chubby is fine
>cutesy and smart
>sarcastic / dark humour
>not too outgoing / spending much time with me
>is into playing games
>likes watching movies/netflix all day
>likes to cook with me
>honest and loyal
>likes casual pillow fights
>would build a fort with me
>doesnt do hard drugs (weed, alc is fine if not too much)
>likes cuddles and doesnt mind if I say clingy stuff
>>23210312
Are glasses mandatory?
>>23211158
Haha yeah just based off what I know of him he seemed to have some mommy issues.
>>23211177
no, i just think they're nice. but if someone met all the other criteria, i think they'd be perfect as well.
>>23211143
Women or men?
>>23211193
Men don't give a shit about their partners height.
Got a question for everyone:
What is the one thing that would be a seller for you? Like the person has that, be it a certain physical or mental trait and boom, suddenly your interest in him/her is much more important?
On the contrary, what is the one thing you can't stand? In the same way it can be anything: arrogant, bad breath, too small/tall, whatever
Dream girl(also cool with traps and transgirls)-
Personality:
>More extroverted than I am, but not a social butterfly
>More intelligent than I am, but not pretentious about it (I'm not a complete idiot, I just have a thing for very smart women I can learn things from)
>Has their own hobbies that they're passionate about and willing to help me get into if I'm interested.
>Very no-nonsense when it comes to personality faults- They recognize their own, and mine, and are willing to put in the work to change both.
>Very affectionate and sweet, but not in public beyond hand-holding/bumping shoulders and the sort
>LOVES art- Will browse DA with me and make fun of shitty art but not in a spiteful way.
>Enjoys soft drugs
>Has enough life experience/hardships to be down-to-earth, but also sees the bright side of the experience gained.
>Can have abstract conversations about emotions/psychology/culture (Again, I like to learn so if they're more well-versed in it than I am I consider it a good thing)
>Confident in what they do but not cocky/arrogant about it.
>Honesty is mandatory, regardless of whether it's honesty about positive or negative subjects.
>Not overly-sensitive.
Physically:
>I don't really care, just naming ideals.
>Somewhere between 5'2-5'8
>Preferably brown (+10 for biracial girls)
>Preferably small-medium chest
>White girls are cool too if they're super pale and have dark circles under their eyes.
>Has a moderate amount of scars on their face/body- I have a thing for old acne scars.
>Proportionate body. I don't care much about if they're fat/lean/fit/chubby but their body has to match.
>Short-medium hair (+10 for curly/kinky hair)
>Tattoos/piercings are okay, I'm pretty neutral on them.
>>23211210
We only brought this upon ourselves, just take a look at how thirsty your average male is.
>>23210312
>No long hair
Oh well. I'm guessing you were in the US anyway?
>>23211220
Me:
>24/m/US
>6'4
>210lb (chubby but not obese)
>Slightly above-average face
>Tri-racial but just look white as fuck
>Has shitty tattoos (relics of the past)
>Spends all day reading(essays, philosophy, poetry),writing, and drawing
>Mild mental issues but I don't use them as an excuse and I mostly have them under control.
>Extremely open-minded, mostly non-judgmental, friendly
>Will text you at 4 AM even though you're asleep because I found something that I thought you'd enjoy
>A little clingy, but not excessive- Will give space when needed
>Believes strongly in talking things out.
>Will ramble aimless essays about shit but won't expect you to pay attention (Bonus points for doing it tho)
>I smoke a pipe because I'm a pretentious faggot
>Never been a junkie
>Smokes pot, eats benzos, enjoys psychedelics and dissociatives(But been clean of anything other than meds for a while because job)
>Extremely honest, sometimes to a fault.
>Autistically blunt
>I can be poetic about stupid shit
>Currently do handyman work with an occasional art-related job, have stable job lined up in the next few weeks.
>Poor and doesn't care- Spends most of my money on rent, books, pens, and incense. The rest goes into savings.
>Saving money to go back to school for social services
>Has majored in (cultural)Anthropology/Psychology and Graphic Design in the past, dropped out for valid reasons.
>Has traveled a lot of the country (backpacking, hitchhiking, ex-dirty kid)
>Plays music/sings (poorly)
>Kik: dashfaster
>Skype: Cmarchmarching (I'm much easier to reach/talk to on skype)
>Anything else about me can be found in what I'm looking for in a mate, but it should be noted that I'm only actually looking for friends.
>>23211224
yeah i am. how bout you?
>>23211236
UK I'm afraid!
Hope you'll find your dream guy, your criterias aren't hard to fill, you should be all right.
>>23211221
Yeah, orbiters fucked up everything.
>>23211214
>deal maker
Kindness. Genuine compassion and empathy in a girl makes her very attractive.
>deal breaker
Poor spelling and grammar. It doesn't have to be perfect but god I hate talking to girls who don't even bother to capitalize the letter "i" when referring to themselves.
>>23211250
>tfw no qt english bf
yeah it sucks though, i never meet anyone remotely close.
>>23211259
Day of the rope cant come sooner.
>>23211214
Deal maker: cuteness and or plaid shirts.
Deal breaker: poor hygiene, esp bad BO
>>23211214
>What is the one thing that would be a seller for you? Like the person has that, be it a certain physical or mental trait and boom, suddenly your interest in him/her is much more important?
Has a good smile
>On the contrary, what is the one thing you can't stand? In the same way it can be anything: arrogant, bad breath, too small/tall, whatever
Has an outie.
>>23211277
I'll fake the accent if hair length doesn't matter
>>23211188
I would say so
His life was pretty interesting I'd say. He was extremely egotistical and most of his ideas were completely terrible. It was kinda funny to see how many pseudo-apprentices he had but eventually ditched and backstabbed because they started having original (and usually good) ideas that conflicted with his own.
>>23211277
>tfw not even english but french
You'll find him I'm sure.
>>23211214
Maker:
>Passion
I don't care if it's something I don't give a shit about- If you can passionately rant about a subject for an hour straight, I'll melt.
Breaker:
>Not contributing to conversations
>Being easily offended
>Stating opinions as fact without even trying to back them up
>Saying daddy/mommy (Shit just creeps me out, yo)
>>23211328
I can talk about space travel technology and anime for hours, are you getting wet?
>>23211316
thanks anon. i hope you find your special girl too.
>>23211294
well. do you match the other things i said? haha
>>23211335
I'm a man, and yes.
>>23211316
>You'll find him I'm sure.
All she needs to do is create a thread, women live life on easy mode.
>>23211355
I do except for being uncut, but I can't really change that or help that it happened
>>23211300
Sounds like he would have made a good artist with that mindset. Whats your taste in music then?
>>23210783
So I've been told. The cock honestly helps, takes a lot of the pressure off but I like to think I'm fun, if prone to uh... Nibbling shall we say
>>23211214
Braces, green eyes, an interest in academics specifically history or science other things too but those are the biggest
Smell, stupidity and being glued/addicted to social media
>>23211214
>Deal maker
Intelligence. Curiosity. Kindness. Sense of humour. Unconventionally sweet. Makes me feel safe.
>Deal breaker
Overly attached. Bad spelling/grammar. Easily offended. Emotionally unstable. Complete lack of motivation. Very unhealthy lifestyle/bad hygiene.
>>23211262
Made me smile.
>>23211385
My taste in music is odd?
Favorite genres are like dadrock, techno and metal. Depending on my mood I might binge listen to specific stuff like classical, or shitty pop songs.
Also movie and video game ost's are neato
Dream girl:
>tall (5'8+)
>curvy/average build
>reasonable size boobs (D+ ideal)
>long hair
>dominant
>independent
>caring
>stable in mind and life
>careful with money
>enjoys entertainment outside of drinking
>plays/is alright with me playing games
>working full time
>intelligent
>enjoys intellectual conversations
>likes cuddling up
>likes dogs/cats
>passionate/ambitious
If I found someone who hit most of these I'd be happy.
F/28 seeks M
>26-32
>Grad school, career, or plans for one at least - going somewhere with his life, really
>OK with my height (I'm just a bit over 5'11")
>Sweet-tempered without being a pushover
>Artistically-minded, at least a little
>Has hobbies, probably nerdy ones, but doesn't let them dictate his life (example: if you like warhams or anime, that's cool, but if the most expensive thing you've ever bought is a warham or anime figure, this may be a problem)
>Will do couples cosplay with me
>Somewhere between "skinny little prettyboy" and "possible trap"
>Cuddly and smooth
>Will let me play with his butt sometimes
>>23211560
Oh, yes, also:
>Gets along with my cat
>>23211560
I assume height doesn't bother you
>>23211560
5'11 is perfectly fine, too bad I'm not artistically minded in the least.
>>23211579
If I am forever smooshing a boy into my tits that may be a problem, because kissing is fun, but I don't mind shorter boys as a rule, no.
>>23211597
Oh I'm not shorter, 6'1 here, just making sure you don't have high expectations (see what I did there?)
>>23211474
If you're female, perhaps we could have nice, lengthy, well structured conversations together. If not, you've got top tier taste in partners, my man.
>>23211597
>that may be a problem
I think we have different definitions of that word
>>23211538
>Reasonnable boobs, ideal D+
Dude, that's big. Resonnable is B/C I'd say.
>>23211650
This right here
>>23211608
I am a girl, with top tier taste in partners.
Do you have skype?
>>23211605
:3
>>23211635
I didn't say I didn't like smooshing boyfriends into my tits! And I'm not giantess-tall or anything (my sister is 6'3", holy crap). Just saying I want to be able to kiss my boyfriend without picking him up. So I might feel a little awkward dating a guy who is 5'-flat or something.
>>23210482
me except two or three maybe??
aside from the whole "loves me" thing of course
>>23211676
Glad to know I clear the height factor, bring on the butt play
>>23211676
I've been banging a girl who's taller than me, she 5'10" I'm 5'8" its honestly kinda weirdly hot. Like when she looks down at me and we kiss there's something about the height difference that's just electric I dunno. I'm not even really a sub or anything but it almost feels secure?
>>23211650
That's why I said ideal afterwards. I also class B/C as reasonable, but D+ would be ideal
>>23211572
Oh, is your cat notorious for trying to murder your boyfriends or something?
>>23211675
I do: LargeManeOnPlane.
>>23211744
No, but she can be standoffish sometimes! I joke that she has better taste in men than I do. She is 3/3 now for recognizing boys for being terrible before I did, but the boy I dated who got along with her is a wonderful sweetheart and we are still friends even though it didn't work out.
>>23212199
Our cats can chill together
>>23212232
Where is your kitty? Mine hates to travel.
>>23212304
NYC how about you?
>>23212316
Boo. :( I'm in Seattle.
>>23211103
Nah East Coast friendo.
>>23212364
Will that's a bummer. Feel like talking anyway?
>>23212199
Well, I normally get along with cats, except for one. That cat just never liked me, in fact, she tried to kill me twice when I was catsitting.
>>23212364
I want to go to seattle, the weather there is basically perfect for me.
>>23212389
Maybe! You haven't posted anything except to reply to people. Who are you looking for?
>>23212427
A nice girl that is smart, funny, doesn't take things to seriously, but is driven and focused on what she wants. Someone who likes going outside and having fun and being playful. Is able to be independent and doesn't have a clingy or jealous nature.
>>23211166
Info?
>Likes and values art (traditional, historical, and modern) but isn't extremely conservative in their views, can criticism art/artists/musicians despite any success or income
>Is productive/creative, or at least tries to be
>Doesn't use drugs/isn't very fond of them
>Reads books here and there, from a range of subjects... If interested in the paranormal and unexplained would be a plus
>Somewhat interested in technology
>Loves music and strives to discover and hear new music, modern or dated
>Isn't snobbish
>Has an obscure sense of humor (or just one in general), and somewhat self-deprecating
>Looks don't matter too much but as long as I found attractive, at least a 6/10 +
>Is somewhat sexually reserved and distant out of a relationship but very open and expressive in one (vanilla/switch)
>Around my age. Background/ethnicity doesn't matter much
>Analytical and critical mind
>Honest and upfront, confrontational if it's necessary
>Isn't materialistic
>>23212787
Also
>Female and straight
>Never been married
>>23209012
odd how i sounds like the majority of this
I guess I'll do this.
Me:
Guy
Tall, lanky
White
I play some video games, mostly Fighting Games now
Slacker style
I play a bit of guitar, I wouldn't call myself good enough to be a guitarist
Really into music. My favorite musical artists/groups are The Microphones, Mount Eerie, Swans, Animal Collective, and Sonic Youth (inb4 >/mu/)
Trying to be more minimalistic
Kind of sad
The girl
Into music to some level, doesn't mind looking at new stuff
Tall-ish (I don't really care)
Emotionally supportive
Isn't obnoxious
Can have fun, but doesn't act wholly immature
I dunno guys, just someone who doesn't make me hurt
Me:
>Female
Short
Thin
Chronic depression
Sleeps a lot
Loves animals
Afraid of commitment but sort of wants to change that
Smokes pot/psychedelics
Pale
Pierced
Tattooed
Him:
>Tall
Thin
Sleeps a lot
Nerd
Not religious
Depression is a plus
Likes animals
Somewhat clingy
>>23213080
What kind of music do you like?
>>23213080
>me
Chronic Depression
>him
Depression
Sorry hun but that's not how that works, goodluck having a terrible relationship.
Me: 31/m
Her:
Personality
>laid-back
>ambitious, either working on a career or in school for one
>intelligent but more importantly intellectually curious - loves learning new things
>branching off of that, will indulge me in my particular nerdy stuff and will teach me about hers
>will let me take her to restaurants, the theater, museums, etc
>kinky, preferably but not necessarily submissive
>cuddles
>loves my puppy as much as i do
Physical
>age early 20s - early 30s
>any height, any race, any hair color
>slim, athletic, or curvy body type - be healthy with some boobs and butt
>glasses not necessary but I love how gals look in them
>>23212467
New York seems like it would be full of girls like that! Maybe I'm being too optimistic?
Motivated, intelligent, romantic, passionate, kind, 6', 160 lbs dude here.
Perfect? That would be..
>>female
>>taller for a girl (at least roughly 5'8")
>>blonde (if not legit, close.. none of that fake platinum BS for me..)/red head
>>light eyes
>>smarter
>>a kind person, or at least not an a-hole/narcissist
>>at least passably watches her figure
>>jeans and casual type, but knows how to dress well occasionally
>>23213123
>Not wanting to lie motionless in bed too depressed to move, holding onto the person you love because they're the only positive thing in your shit life
You gay or something?
>male
>intelligent
>preferably dark hair, but light can be ok too sometimes
>strong enough to physically overpower me
>hilarious
>cynical/sarcastic
>cold to other people but very affectionate and nice to me
>dom in bed
>above 6' tall
>intense eyes
>similar taste in music (also doesn't mind classical (specifically baroque))
>musically inclined, but if his music taste is good then this can be overlooked
>big dick (6"+)
>if esl, his English should be decent
>17-23
>preferably white but definitely subjective
>inherently domineering and manly
>very affectionate
>possessive
>likes to give me hickeys!
>high sex drive
>fit
>ambitious
>doesn't mind if i wear his hoodies/shirts sometimes
>not a WEEB
>polite
>articulate
>no southern accent/off putting accent
>nice jawline
>not obsessive with his possessiveness, but possessive in a cute way!
>controlling (not with me but just generally)
>not scary eyebrows
>not into smol boobs
>is ok with getting a cat
>not super keen on having children :D
pls ty
>Me
- 20/female/South Florida
- (lipstick) Lesbian
- 5'3', like 115lbs
- likes animu and mangoes, vidya gaem (especially pokemon heyo), cosplay, politics, pink moscato wine, PETS, books, debating, hearing about your life stories.
>My dream girl
- Also a lipstick lesbian
- Taller than me, body type hardly matters but I'm a sucker for thin pale girls
- Likes the same animu, mangoes and vidya gaem that I do
- Is smart and can debate with me
- Likes to drink but prefers netflix and chill to going out partying
- Is outgoing and extroverted like me, doesn't make me feel like I need to start every conversation
- Talks to all their friends about me
- Is kawaii in the streets, senpai in the sheets
- Will put on a cute outfit, cute makeup and strut the streets looking hella cute with me.
but I probably never find that girl. mfw. :c
>>23213322
How do you feel about older guys? Because other than that, you just described me to a T.
>>23213380
how much older?
>>23213445
Late 20s
>>23213488
skype?
>>23213114
Anything from grunge to -wave shit, I'll listen to anything
Being a normie is the only definite deal breaker desu.
>>23213543
Any favorite artists?
>>23211560
I'm nowhere near Seattle, but otherwise hi you sound delightful.
>>23213581
hi anon are you solely looking for romance or is it cool if we just talked? I feel like I don't talk to cool people enough. desu.
also I'm >>23213361.
>>23213322
Hey I fit most of the criteria. Add me on skype: xnyanta
>>23211560
Hi Seattle. I'm in Portland, 6'3, 30/m, and a few other things from your list. KiK: BurnerPhone38
>male
>18-25
>6'3"-6'4"
>skinny, lanky, fit, bit of chub, idc
>broad shoulders
>nice legs
>nice hair
>freckles
>Russian, Irish, or British accent
>strong cheekbones and jawline
>great smile
>dresses nicely
>high sex drive, dom
>likes punk, metal, grunge, or will tolerate it for my sake and go to concerts with me, varied taste in music otherwise
>enjoys reading
>enjoys art
>will quote good poetry to me
>like literature, linguistics, science, or philosophy
>naturally curious
>feminist, socialist leanings, or political activist
>goofy sense of humor, dark humor, wordplay, puns
>will listen more or less attentively to my rants about whatever neat thing I'm obsessing over at the moment
>depressed or has been depressed
>occasional drug usage
>likes personal space but also likes affection and cuddling a lot when appropriate
>will watch cartoons and snuggle
tfw dream expectations are only fulfilled in dreams
>>23208963
I just want a cute, low-maintenance, chubby/bbw girl with gigantic tits, wide hips, a big ass, and thick thighs who's into video games and TTRPGs, and isn't a slut/camwhore.
Bonus points for ass-length hair.
I don't care about her race.
Taller than 5ft.
Any age between 20-35 is fine.
I'd prefer if she lived somewhere in the Southeast US.
Preferably a virgin.
Deal-Breakers: Extreme Piercings, Tattoos, Smoking, Drugs, Is Religious, Is a Feminist, Has Children
kik: VidyaViking
I should probably include this
Me: 27/Male
Them:
>girl
>24-33
>Thin
>Short hair is nice
>Either 3+in taller or shorter than me(I'm 5'8)
>Not a NEET
>Is fine with me prefering to stay in(I will go out, just rather stay in)
>Somewhat artistic
>Strong personality(not necessarily dominate)
>Has a hobby
>Does not have a dog(dogs and I just don't get along)
>>23210223
contact?
>>23213640
Talking is fine too. Though I wouldn't really consider myself "cool" lol. Anyway feel free to add me. On a side note, I realized that t-b-h filters to desu now. I am okay with this.
>>23211560
Aww, you started off so good, then I read the couples cosplay and the skinny little prettyboy/possible trap :/
Cosplay is sexy, but I wouldn't do it seriously, too much trouble and work and I could never trap, nor would I :P
PS: Tall girls are awesome and cats rule!
>>23213875
That moment you wish you weren't 6'6 and had a likable accent.
At least we don't have the same music taste, I'm not really into literature and not depressed :D
Well since I can't sleep, why not?
Me:
>31 / Male
>Big & Tall
>Getting fit, almost halfway to my goal
>Have long hair, because I wanna donate it eventually
>Nerdy, but not pretentious about it
>Can cook
>Picky about food
>More reserved and introverted than actually shy
>Plays multiple musical instruments, though not amazingly well
>Owns cattle, has cats I rescued from being left for dead
>Enjoys cheeses from all over the world
>Has endured life's crapfest and come out of it a better person (I think)
Her:
>~23 to 33 / Female
>I kinda have a thing for the petite look and the gymnast look
>...And redheads
>Height is negotiable
>Intelligent
>Passionate about something
>Has an artistic outlet
>Has a physical / sporting / competitive outlet
>Good sense of humor
>Could take me in a fight if she had to
>Has endured life's crapfest and come out of it a better person
Anyway, thanks for the catharsis.
>Me
>25/M
>6'3
>half-white half-Mexican
>great beard
>big guy 4u
>I like sports (football, baseball, hockey), vidya, reading, writing, Netflix (I have my own account, please form a line ladies), cooking, wasting time on 4chan and D&D
>recent college grad but no clue what to do with my life
>can be clingy but I try hard not to be
>Her
>18-27
>don't really care about height, I have dated munchkins and amazons and average height women
>white or half-white half-hispanic
>blonde or redhead (brunette is fine for the part-hispanic ladies)
>C-DD cup
>some booty
>dicksucking lips
>submissive in bed (I'm pretty dominant)
>gets my dry, sarcastic, dark sense of humor and has her own sense of humor
>no kids
>doesn't have a shitty attitude
>shares some hobbies with me and has some of her own
Please respond if you fit the description
>>23212865
nice
>>23213361
im not a lesbian but we sound like we could be great friends LOl
>>23213232
You would be surprised
>>23208963
28/m/Aus/Bi here:
Dream guy:
Blond, with green/blue/grey/hazel eyes (optional)
Twinkish
Not a jerk
Accepts my dark/weird SOH
Wants to be monogamous.
Dream Girl:
Red Hair
Shorter than me (ideally shorter than 5'4")
Slim to athletic
Bubbly and cheerful personality
Does not care about money/social status. (I'm dreaming,I know...)
>>23209168
>>23209170
>>23209292
Just delete your post now then.
>>23209448
I'm more on the average in terms of my physical attractiveness, and I don't smoke, but everything else seems to fit rather well, so...
Hello there.
You do sound cute
>>23213322
Other then not knowing if my eyes are intense this is me, I do have facial hair though so my jawline hides but its there for sure when I trim
Throwaway2211 is my skype you really should add me
>>23209012
Baby im All of that shit minus the body hair, accent, smoking and calves. I also have a German accent so get ready for authentic and eccentric Hitler speeches during our passionate lovemaking.
>>23209414
Listen here you cunt. I would give everything for your fucking city and the amount of snow you ungrateful fuckers are getting and all you can do is complain about the annoyance?
>>23214910
>I also have a German accent so get ready for authentic and eccentric Hitler speeches during our passionate lovemaking.
Laughed my ass off at that one.
>>23213980
You can send me a quick email at [email protected] with your Skype or Kik and I'll add you.
My bad for Id change, on phone but that is definitely me.
Me:
18
German but speaks English and a bit if French
Communist
Tall
Thin
Interested in Pol and culture
Blonde
Locks
Kinda cold, a bit of a jerk
Needs some time for myself
Love movies (anything by Anderson, kurusawa. Most of Hitchcock, scrocese and Wong Kar wai)
Like games and books (death in Venice, crime and punishment, critique of the political economy)
Her:
Age between 18-30
A little bit chubby or thin but with C tits or more
Don't give a flying Fuck about the height
Godda be chill, not always wanting to do shit
Likes the silence
Likes some time alone
Expresses her emotions and feelings so the relationship stays relatively drama free
Don't care if you're commie or not as long as you know what you're talking about. Seen as many dumb leftists as natsocs
Passionate in bed, not too conservative and likes it rough
Should like similar movies and be down for some gaming and chill, not always action
Outgoing but still watching her mouth (not one of those dumb cunts that talk absolute shit all the fucking time)
Don't care about hair or eye color
Preferably white but honestly I can settle for anything if the interior is right
>>23210482
That end hit hard. I feel ya!
>>23214930
Always nice to give an Aussie a good giggle.
John Wayne couldn't even stand the reign of the tec.
>>23212624
skype: randomstranger.1234
>>23214925
you seem..,.,hurt. sorry that my life is so much better than urs :^)
Me:
27
Male
European
Virgin
Average build (not fat, but not fit)
Otaku (mostly watch anime, have anime figurines)
Good job (programmer)
Dom (maybe)
I keep my opinions to myself, but I can be pretty direct if I have strong opinion about something.
You:
Younger than me. 20+
Female
Not fat (preferably thin)
Intelligent
Reliable
Sub
Should be fine spending time with just two of us.
>>23213080
Im this but 5'10"
And kind of built, not thin. But Def not fat
My depression varies im usually depressed internally, but not enough to keep me from doing things
But sometimes I crash and you can hear it in my voice
If I dont have anything to do ill sleep 12+ hrs
>>23210482
>near my age range (18-22)
18
>qt
ugh, idk
>pale as a ghost
as pale as i can be
>ginger or blonde are cool but really that doesn't matter
ginger (copper)
>pretty smile
i guess i have a decent smile...
>average build
check
>dresses fun
depends on what do you mean by fun
>likes pretty underwear
who doesn't like pretty underwear?
>slightly horny and kinky
slightly ;)
>at least mildly enjoys oral sex (giving or receiving)
check
>willing to hang around the house in our underwear and cuddle and play vidya
i'm a more of a couch potato movie person but let's give it a check
>midly nerdy, at least interest in vidya/cosplay or willingness to learn, or just likes to watch
quite interested in cosplay and that shit but i really have no idea about it
>creative in some way, has an outlet
check
>has a cool music taste that she can introduce me to
um i think i do have quite an interesting music taste
>likes 80s action movies like robocop an terminator and all that
check
>supportive of me and my endavours
i usually support everything a person (that i care about) does and i'll be there no matter what happens afterwards
>has motivations, working towards something, doesn't want to just coast
check
>likes to dress up ans go out but likes nights in
check
>understands depression / anxieties and can be supportive of them
check
>someone I could talk into the night with about any topic and feel happy
check
>funny, makes me laugh
*insert a joke here*
>pretty smart
oh pls
>real
totes real
>loves me
not yet
Preferably older than me.
Codependent.
Controlling, dominating.
Short-temper.
Tends towards violence/abuse but after feels bad after and is incredibly affectionate.
Does too many drugs.
Scumbag.
>>23214868
Hello honey, what do you want from your dream guy?
Me:
18
Female
5'7
Thin
American
Motivated
Not a shit taker
Will beat someone's ass
Mostly sub
Good cock sucker
You:
23-30
Motivated
Dom
Fun to be around
6ft or more
Big cock
Monogamist
Traveler
Someone who will stand up for the self but isn't a prick
>>23215897
Should post contact, I fit those. Should've been a little more specific though.
you:
>not a cheater, be loyal and monogamous
>a lot older
>boy or girl, preferably a boy
>aggressive
>really self-confident with the skills to match
>bully to the max
>extremely possessive of people you care for
>not afraid to push the limits
>secretly super dependent [on me]
>able to have good conversation together
>wants to plan a future together
>physical stuff matters very little, but i'm easily swooned by pale nordic cuties.
>mega bonus: have a cute european accent and i'm yours forever
me:
>23
>female
>150cm 42kg ghostly asian
>loud american but okay with relocating
>wizard in training
>likes to funpost and bully
>totally fine without the internet
>competitive when challenged
>crafty and creative, likes art and music deeply
>enjoys vidya and vidya dev. homebrew board games are also cool
>blanket fort through the weekend kind of person
>no kids, ever.
honestly just want someone who makes my heart doki doki.
>>23215897
>>23215913
Contact info?
>>23215897
>>23215911
Kik z.anon
>Me
>27
>Girl
>Nordic
>Tall as fuck 1.82 m
>Blonde
>Really small tits. Think East-Asian pettanko-mode
>In shape / slim
>Usually dresses kind of tomboyish
>Nerdy; likes vidya, animu & mango, books, internet etc.
>Ideal
>Male
>Older (DILF)
>Preferably Caucasian
>Preferably as tall as / taller than me
>In shape without being 'swole'
>Warm / emphatic
>Funny / teasing
>Traditional / chivalrous
>Dominant in bed, without being cruel. "Loving domination" (light spanking is fine though)
>Likes receiving oral
>Likes to boss me around a bit outside of bed too, telling me what to wear how to act etc.
>Speaks fluent English
>Some interests in common with me, but like to do his own things too
>>23215988
>tfw not tall enough or old enough
>shorter than me (i'm a manlet tho)
>qt
>knows how to cook
>willing to clean/do wifely duties
>somewhat submissive, not overly so
>affectionate and understanding
>doesn't do drugs/not a degenerate
>doesn't have any guy friends, doesn't go out much; i.e. not terribly social
>doesn't mind my hobbies/choice in music/etc
>not dishonest or petty
>tad bit clingy, as I might be too
>not rude to random people for no reason
>not overly emotional
>pure
This is all ideal though, I don't expect any one to have everything but this is everything I look for in a qt
>180cm+
>British or Norwegian
>Eats a fuck tonne of food and coffee
>Doesn't weigh a tonne
>>23208993
Im your guy
>>23215988
so close
>>23213361
contact??
>>23211214
For me it would be a qt that listens to what I say, or looks to me to decide things. That and if she somehow mentions she'd love to cook for her husband/doesn't mind cleaning or something would have me sold.
Can't stand drugs, or sluttiness, arrogance, pettiness, or dishonesty.
You:
>18-21
>female
>shorter than me (I'm 5'7)
>Introvert Is preferred but extrovert is fine
>chubby
>race doesn't matter
>has plans for future
>physical stuff matters, cuddling, hugs, etc.
>confident in herself and her abilities
Super-Ultra-Hyper-Mega-Neo Bonus: Lives close and/or in NY
Me:
>19
>5'7
>black
>Introvert
>Laidback
>Almost full on bear mode but can get sole
>Likes Reading, Computers, Tech and Video Games
>Likes to stay inside a lot
>Likes Daft Punk, Earl Sweatshirt, Hermitage, etc.
I asked for a lot, sheesh.
>>23211228
Dude, you're basically me in 4 years
>>23215656
Kik?
>>23209012
I think I fit a bit of this somewhat. Besides, I've gotten rather curious about what kind of person you are from seeing your posts in different threads. Care to add frosty.forest on skype and see how well we click?
>>23211560
Tfw 21 years old
Kik degozaruu if you want to talk to an elementary schooler:^)
>>23215306
If you're so miserable that you'll whine about a bit of snow I just can't believe your statement
>>23215913
You seem cute as hell. Some pics or info?
I don't give a fuck anymore just someone that really cares
>>23215988
This is me. I'm 43m, 6' or 1.82m. You sound perfect. We have very similar likes. Kik or Skype is aromeoguy.
>>23208963
Girl
White knight troll
Clever
Read challenging material
Trickster
Ambitious
Stands up to me
Likes to be stood up to
Martial artist
Painter or writer or philosopher
Compassionate
Thoughtful
Makes fun of me
Likes to be made fun of
Deals with my crazy bullshit
>>23216770
dakila51
>>23208963
>Female
>Good body (no fat chicks)
>20-24
>Sub (Petplay)
>between 5'4" and 6'0"
>passionate
>Loyal
>loves to cuddle
>Big Breast
>Virgin
>Blonde
>Blue Eyes
>Good Face with cute eyes
>Short Hair
>Likes Anime and Video Games
>Likes goings to cons
Me
>A machine told me I was Hot
>Male
>5'9"
>21
>Skinny with somewhat defined body
>dom
>Artist
>loyal
>Honest
>Green Eyes
>Dark Hair
>passionate
>Works Hard
>Dream Focused
>Likes music, Movies, Video Games, and Anime
Ideal Guy:
His looks don't matter
Dosent mind that I can get I bit ranty
Makes fun of me and I can make fun of him
Older than me
Great sense of humor
Physical stuff 10/10
Can encourage me, but doesn't try to help me swim in life
Clingy is cool
No mah genetics or weird "I can control weather or rawr" (Why do people still do that shit.)
Size is not a big issue. Height, Weight, cough
Meme wars are 10/10
Can hold a decent conversation. (Because sometimes I get lost and don't know what to say or slip spaghetti)
Slight kinky
Mildly Nerdy
Me:
5'5
B cup
About 150 pounds (slowly losing)
Fem
Black (Haitian)
18
Jokes from point A to point cringe
Brown hair
Gets distracted real easily
Loves Photography and Art
5/10 Weeb
Wants to adopt when older
And, will get a F on my English paper if I don't get off 4chan now.
>>23214910
nice
but all i really wanted for christmas was a slav
why are they so hard to capture
>>23216825
also, added
>>23217884
location?
don't fail.
>>23217884
I believe I fit this description, contact?
Has a big booty, so I can call her big booty
Ratchet
Plays video games
50% of the sex is anal
Will eat my booty like groceries
Will let me eat her booty like groceries
Has a career
Will slob the knob even after the load
>>23218057
South Florida
Probably will, suffering from a massive headache that is really distracting.
>>23218116
You sound qt and fun
Although too far from me
Best of luck, lovely lady
Stay picky and hydrated.
>>23218333
Best of luck to you too, kind sir!
Stay warm this winter.
>>23215732
I'm willing to bite then, boss
Kik or Skype?
I'm sardoniccharm for both
>Female
>likes guns
>listens to me as if I were her master
>cares about her health(vegan, raw food, orgnaic at least)
>has an income or is well off
>any height
>any ethnicity
>will do anal
>will give me blowjobs(deep throat)
>traveler
>grabs my dick when she wants it
>trusting
>polite
>kind
>loves massages(giving and receiving)
>brushes her teeth every night, at least once per day. This is mandatory or I'll be grossed out.
>will lick my asshole while I reciprocate
>lays on my chest, groin, snuggles, and cuddles well
>does not watch T.V.
>loves me for who I am not not the lifestyles were afforded
>need me like I need you because what is life without love?
>making love > fucking
>public sex is a must
>enemas
>peeing on each other in the shower(mandatory)
>shows me her deep dark inner freaky lover style that is unique to her so that we may grow together.
>knows love doesn't have to last forever
>can be my bestfriend
>will exercise with me
>will do yoga with me
>has a fairly round butt
>refuses to lie to me no matter how horrible the consequence
> wan't to be the healthiest, smartest, most humble, sharing person she can be
Pic related is me
Snapchat: toorawfoechu
kik: kicksterguy
>>23219193
Everything except vegan & fit.
>>23219225
kik me. Let's be friends... :)
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>>23210681
This could be me, im going to London in april, hangout?
>>23209448
Contact info?
Female
7+/10
<6ft
Smokes weed regularly but isn't a 420blazeit faggot
Doesn't listen to top40
Enjoys trips to the forest/lakes
Isn't one of the "popular" bitches
Doesn't use tumblr or instagram
Isn't looking at her phone every 3 seconds
Intelligent
Isn't cripplingly shy/awkward
Oh who the fuck am I kidding. This is what I want:
Female
Likes me
Isn't godawfully ugly
>>23219286
Me:
18/m/Australia
I'd like someone very similar to me so I suppose I'll just list my qualities to kill two birds with one stone.
I'm 20/M/USA
Want 18-21/F/USA
>6ft (I'd prefer if you're shorter than me but doesn't matter.)
>190lbs (Chubby is fine but not obese)
>Caucasian (Caucasian, Asian or Hispanic/Latino is fine with me)
>Blue eyes, brown hair
>Introverted
>Fairly shy
>Prefer to stay inside playing vidya/tabletop games/reading/watching movies
>No partying/drinking
>No drugs
>Don't particularly care for sex, but I'm fine with it as long as it makes the other person happy.
>Want someone that I can take care of and can take care of me.
>I pretty much want a best friend I can be intimate with.
>I have an income but don't own a car.
>I think I'm decently fun to be around.
>I'd say I'm fairly smart. I'm working on making a video game.
>I can be witty. Good sense of humor.
>I'm caring and nice to people I'm close to.
>I'm a decent cook
>I draw sometimes, am decent at it.
>Organized and clean
>I like animals, open to pets.
>I'm fine with emotional issues and things like that.
Skype: noopmanu
>>23218876
I messaged you on kik:)
>>23214824
>>23216301
Hi anons sorry I'm late. If y'all wanna talk and are still lurking, my skype is: despair-muffins
>>23219256
Yeah that'd be cool, got Skype or kik?
Me:
28/m
6'
195lbs - Fit
Driven (Type A personality)
Self-Employed
Her
>Loves cooking (make me sushi plz)
>Nurturing
>Submissive towards me
>Knows lots about one of these: Movies, Music, TV Shows, Books.
>Must love animals
>Likes thrift shopping
>Enjoys being taken care of and protected
>Likes gaming and wants her own uberPC
>Will sit in my lap and cuddle me for hours
>Loves sexy-time (she's probably perverted)
>Can dance
>Fit or is interested in becoming fit/healthy
>Educated or enjoys learning
>Has hobbies and passions that she's enthralled by and wants me to teach me
>Sparkling blue eyes
>Working towards being in a career that she really loves
>Has dealt with depression
>Has an obnoxious laugh that I love
>Clingy as fuck
>>23215913
I fit this except the pale Nordic and euro accent. Kik or Skype is aromeoguy
>>23209663
Hi Vyro
I still think about you always
>>23219751
Nine.s97 on kik
>>23213875
is this you or what you want?
if want, what are you like? And location?
>>23215913
You sound too interesting to be real, and I'd like to know more. I think I fit way too many of your requirements. Contact for more: >>23213714
