hi there, no assume thread? starting one
>>23208187
YOU ENJOY DANGER WANKS AND METAL MUSIC. YOU DON'T ENJOY PLEASANT STROLLS THROUGH THE SUMMER MEADOWS.
>>23208187
A great friend to have, but an even worse enemy
>>23208198
Secretly enjoys violent porn, always been good with the ladies
>>23208187
Is an avid collector balloons.
>>23208198
Paints with orphan tears.
>>23208209
Went on a two year journey to recapture a group of kids who had crossed the border.However, he let them go after discovering they all had aids.
>Do ya fecking worst ya cucks.
Sure I'm in!
>>23208187
I know quite a lot about you allready mate. You seem like a cool person from when we talked before. We could definatly be irl friends.
>>23208198
Local dj/vj. Has a wide circle of friends. >>23208209
Laid back personality, doesn't take himself that seriously in a good way. Good sense of humor.
>>23208187
Cool dude, seems to have found something of an inner peace, also listens to classic rock and old hip hop/edm
>>23208209
seems like a really laid back and warm guy, has experience with really intense and close call events
>>23208225
Went through a lot, currently wants to just settle down and chill, listens to 90s music
>>23208225
Plays Beethoven whilst he races through town...on a segway.
>>23208277
Carries around an emergency packet of cookies encase a food fight breaks out and he must defend his honor.
>>23208277
You're an interesting person to talk with. Probably, having a discussion with you is fun af.
>>23208225
You've seen a lot in your life, but still hanging and having fun.
>>23208224
You were that neutral kid in highschool.
>>23208209
Chill af. Would grab a beer.
>>23208198
Likes rap and posts on facebook gang quotes.
>>23208187
It looks like you have a cozy house and like plants. You're always inviting people to your house for some coffee or so.
>>23208277
First part is true, but I'm doing the seccond part quite succesfully atm. Pretty happy with where I am in my life at the moment. I rarely listen to 90s music though. For some reason my assumption is that you're going to be an awesome dad someday.
>>23208303
Hahaha beethoven is my dude! Never been on a segway though. My assumption for you is that your dog is named Bobby
>>23208310
Pretty acurate actually. I´d assume you´re more inteligent than you usually get credit for. You and your friends have a peculiar sense of humor amongst yourselves. You´re pretty social, but you´re fine with being by yourself as well.
>>23208277
avoids mainsteam media,conduct experiments in his basement
>>23208225
is in great shape, loving life,jolly
>>23208224
used to sell pirated movies to his neighbors
>>23208209
im assuming you live in australia,shares cigarettes with anyone who asks
>>23208209
>>23208224
>>23208225
>>23208310
That's exactly right, congratz! lmao
>>23208209
You do like pleasant strolls in the summer meadows, and have a laid back attitude mostly.
>>23208224
You spend lots of your time playing games, reading and worrying about insignificant matters that really don't matter that much. Also, you like the company of animals very much.
>>23208225
You enjoy sports, probably football? Struggle to hold your temper when surrounded by morons but has a lot of patience for anyone.
>>23208277
Your favourite genres are classical and jazz, and you pride yourself on your intelligence. Has a tendency to let people have their way as you like pleasing everyone.
>>23208310
You spend much of your time listening to music and reading, and prefer to be alone than in company. Cold rainy days are your worst enemy.
>>23208357
Enjoys mudding (No, it's not what you think...perverts)
>>23208310
Pulled the heads of her barbies and hid things in the bodies.
>>23208344
Bobby?! xD
You should try, you can glide gloriously past the ground walkers and shame them.
>>23208310
Hey! Fight's are scary. I might break a nail!
>>23208371
Dogs are loyal, nothing more to say. XD
You're right, but hey, it keeps my mind entertained.
>>23208224
lolwut
>>23208225
Mostly true, though I'm more jittery than laid back
>>23208277
I used to be an emt and then a nurse, so this is pretty much true
>>23208310
I'd share a 12 pack with anyone here
>>23208357
'Murican here. I don't smoke cigs, but you can have a puff of this other stuff I've got
>>23208371
I do, but I don't really have a laid back attitude. I wish I did though.
>>23208225
HardCORE
>>23208209
hikes a fuck ton
>>23208399
Yo, ding dong, contribute. You gotta put some in to get some out. Just like when you stuffed that crayon up your nose. You had to put effort in to pull it out.
>>23208398
Is either:
A) A trucker.
B) An art student
C) Training to be a pilot.
>>23208388
no i would hate doing something like that.
>>23208390
sure
>>23208187
Is a really trustworthy friend, especially to girls.
>>23208198
Was shy as fuck until first girlfriend.
>>23208209
Daydreams a lot.
>>23208224
Pretty introvert but best boyfriend a girl could ask for because of it.
>>23208225
Can robotdance with bouncing pecs.
>>23208277
Doesn't care for the spotlight all that much but can still be really fun when the situation demands it.
>>23208310
Studies psychology.
>>23208357
Likes really skinny guys.
>>23208398
Has been in more than 1 fistfight.
>>23208399
Contribute.
>>23208187
The popular chill guy who got good grades at school
>>23208198
Thug, good with girls
>>23208209
Honest, sincere guy
>>23208224
The guy who never takes sides in an arguement
>>23208225
The guardian. The one who stands up for his friends
>>23208277
You look smart, can talk about any topic
>>23208310
The popular one who actually enjoys a lot of alone time
>>23208398
The original metalhead, probably the funny one among his group
>>23208357
Works alone, doesn't talk that much
>>23208439
Forgot pic
>>23208310
popular af
>>23208187
goes to the gym 3-4 times per week
Huh...
>>23208453
Hmm..
>>23208445
Hmm..
>>23208433
Hmm..
>>23208399
Hmm..
>>23208398
Hmm..
>>23208426
So you think i'm a chick? cuz you're wrong
>>23208433
yep
>>23208439
ayeaye
>>23208471
doesn't care enough to fallow the program
Bonus points if its not "mentally unstable"!
>>23208187
You live in a cool city
>>23208209
you like hiking n nature
>>23208225
You dont get cold easily lmao
>>23208277
Analytical n kind
>>23208310
Gr8 sense of humour
>>23208399
You play some kind of instrument
>>23208433
Plays the guitar, fun to talk to
>>23208453
It seems that you like your legs. I like your legs as well.
>>23208445
You seem friendly, but got some gut feeling that people don't value your friendliness.
>>23208433
Please say you're listening to 80-90's music.
>>23208399
You don't go out much, but if you do, you don't come back home after 3 nights.
>>23208398
You like to give great life tips.
>>23208486
gay
>>23208494
hot
>>23208357
I do really big into boxing so I´m in pretty decent shape. Seccond part is also true. You seem like someone with a sweet and caring personality. You´re probably a good hugger too.
>>23208371
Haha I´m scared shitless of sports balls but any sport that doesn´t involve that is fine by me. I can lose my temper, but rarely. Moreso about injustice than stupidity though.
>>23208388
Haha allright, I´ll add it to my bucket list.
>>23208398
Haha sure, had a long hardcore period. Not so mutch at the moment though. I´d assume you apreciate classical music more than your friends.
>>23208426
Haha get it all out of your system mate.
>>23208433
Hahaha laughed too hard at that mate. You seen like someone with a laid back personality. Caring for those close to you. You prefer the country over the city.
>>23208439
Pretty acurate buddy! You seem like someone that´s had the same good friends for a really long time. You guys know everything about eachother.
>>23208486
Digging the haircut! True, I´m pretty good with the cold. I don´t deal well with the constant lack of sunlight in winter though. I´d assume you´re the most inteligent person amongst your group of friends. Vegetarian?
>>23208487
Not often, I think everyone feels like that sometimes though
>>23208486
Very kind and a bit spiritual maybe?>>23208471
Confident but not cocky
>>23208494
does annoying things like pinching, blowing into ears
>>23208486
fashion bloger
>>23208399
trying to find moral redemption
>>23208398
obvious metalhead, why would that hair still be in style
>>23208453
constantly spill drinks on herself, but intentionally
>>23208187
>>23208198
>bro: gym, parties etc
>>23208209
loving father
>>23208224
>no idea tbqh, avarage beta dude, no offence.
>>23208225
>narcissistic loner, strives to be perfect and puts his actual life and emotions on hold.
>>23208277
>that short fat dude everybody loves. funny, outgoing
>>23208310
>>23208357
>posts her pic sideways to feel special, typical
>>23208398
>>23208399
>sadcunts
Morning all
>>23208225
You pray that one day light will reach your eyes
>>23208277
Most visited
>>23208310
Your tumble isn't like the others, or so you'll swear up and down
V A P O R * A E S T H E T I C
>>23208357
A7X is outta place amidst all that pop punk but u don't care
>>23208398
Listens to thrash
Does not go to thrash shows
>>23208433
Dawson's Creek reboot
You enjoy deep house and sorta skate
>>23208453
You're drunk g2bed
>>23208486
Corrections was hard but you're past that since you found yeezus
>>23208494
What are you on and where can I get some
>>23208502
Haha very accurate
>>23208310
You listen to Lana Del Rey and watch A LOT of old movies, introverted but comfortable in social situations. You're also cute af
>>23208433
Laid back and likes random arguments, wishes of stardom one day
>>23208486
You're quite informed about current events and live or want to live in a big city
>>23208544
I honestly think I didn't visit a reddit link more than 5 times in my life mate
>>23208613
Wow geez that was defensive
>assumptions for everyone else
>"hey man I don't even use Reddit"
>>23208544
Is on the run after stealing a free Ice cream.
Had to ditch his clothes because they contained traces of the cone.
>>23208542
Fair.
Was voted most likely to vote for Maxim at the presidential election.
>>23208486
Is a master bowman.
>>23208475
Owns several pyramids of red bull.
>>23208453
Those legs go all the way up.
>>23208445
Is studying world domination in an underground academy.
>>23208433
Love you too bubu.
Own's several shops in thaland, is a cocaine king pin from mexico use uses said thailand shops to clean him money.
>>23208542
Haha I'm not a loner at all mate. I actually get kind of bummed out if I'm not around people for a longer period. And I tend to put people close to me before myself. I like the haircut on the left best I think. I assume you're in college for something creative.
>>23208544
I could definitely use some more sunlight atm. I'd guess you're unsure what to do with your life a the moment. Good sense of humor.
>>23208487
normally i charge for my life tips but you earned some free ones
>>23208502
>>23208540
classical and noise are my biggies right now
>>23208544
to be honest i prefer the shows over the music (except tech thrash is still+++++)
Drunk pictures are the best
>>23208471
Very dominant personality
>>23208486
Has a lot of followers on tumblr
>>23208544
A really really chill guy
>>23208635
Not entirely unlikely desu
I feel like in spite of a strong chin and symmetric face your puppy secures you more points than you secures yourself
Also all of your books are about a niche hobby, probably political/military/survival/historical in nature cause you called is cucks
>>23208638
Is anyone?
No seriously I'm completely lost does anyone have a clue, I'll pay top dollar for a clue
>>23208640
Come mosh w me there's a dope show on like the 13th let's do it
>>23208666
dude who is playing?
>>23208622
I don't see it as an insult as the most I know about the place is through memes on here desu senpai
That and we're on an assumption thread on /soc/, no point in those passive aggresive comments eh?
also I really like your hair
>>23208674
Kingmaker
Don't really care that people complain about the fans I think they're cool people and it's great music to stuck in the face too
>>23208666
Satan don't lie, I enjoy politics and some what survival stuff. Used to do bushcrafting with a mate when I was younger.
>>23208187
You kno some form of martial arts and excel in the art of NUNCHUCKS!!!!
>>23208198
You murder small animals for entertainment
>>23208209
You are a cool guy 2 have a drink with and real
party boy
>>23208224
U like to smash people online i nvideo games and yell at them and call them faggots
>>23208225
You the kinda cat to be down for whateva gangsta shit cruisin the streets performing ultimate pranks
>>23208277
You love having regular magic the gathering tournaments with your friends and gettin real drunk and just fuckin havin a blast
>>23208310
You are the smart gurl who is nice but also you are one of those people who takes things as.... more than they are. JUST LIKE EVERY ONE OF US
>>23208357
You are the kinda chick who is real sad but doesnt show it and just kinda wakes up, puts on pants, walks around in those pants, puts a shirt on, and then just kinda leaves her place.
>>23208398
You listen to bad metal music and wish you could do real brutal metal growls
>>23208399
You sell meth
>>23208433
You are a real babemaster but you dont need the bitches to be happy cause all you need is based energy and keys to success from DJ Khaled
>>23208445
You play like.. League of Legends and you rage at it
>>23208453
you get sick pleasure from breaking dudes hearts, ya sicko
>>23208486
You smoke weed and shit and also you lick poon
>>23208494
You got a sweet ride and you love to go vroom vroom down the streets and check out the hoez
>>23208542
You are in the middle of planning a massive crime spree
>>23208544
Ya like to party with yo homies and always get too drunk and fall over and shit and hurt yo self
>>23208675
You do me wrong I'm 2 jovial for passive aggression dat just ain't me many
Thx I get that a lot but usually I get compliments on my color not my hair itself
>>23208542
Doesn't have a real mirror
>>23208661
Goes to the club too often
>>23208544
Loves parkour
>>23208494
Smokes A LOT of weed.
>>23208661
You have bad music taste and you like to play electronic music as loud as you can in yo lil car in which you can travel across streets to your destination also u like mustaches a lot
>>23208689
u love mathematics
>>23208686
1) Your dog's adorable.
2) You probably used to be a stoner but went on a weird adventure of self discovery and decided to change and "settle"
3) You like to smash people online in video games and yell at them, calling them faggots and weeaboos.
Haha, who doesn't? Am I right? Guys?
>>23208683
Coolio didn't even notice my satantrips
Also damn I'm good
>>23208686
Ben Affleck pls
HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW???
>>23208689
You are equally confident and skeptical of confident people
>>23208686
i didn't quite get it but i brush teeth before i leave
>>23208706
ha ha ha its not my dog it was lost and I was just chillin with it before I sent it to its owners, but haha yea man! Real kawaii dog
smoke weed every day m88
basically im just cuzzed
>>23208718
Sometimes you don't even have time to get out the door without just cookin' up a little somethin'.
sometimes you'll use your stove, sometimes you won't. Sometimes, ya just have to pop something in the microwave, and what happens then... is that the food just kind of rotates and sizzles.
And then, a half a minute, or a minute later, that food comes out, and you end up eatin' it.
>>23208728
no one got time to properly dress and eat
>>23208736
i ate a bowl of pasta the other day
and what i did was
the pasta was kinda in that bowl
and what i did was i stuck that fork in that pasta
and i just kinda twirled it around.
>>23208661
You stay up all night partying
>>23208686
I'm guessing you like dogs
>>23208689
Ex-military
>>23208544
Sometimes gets too drunk and hits hit head on things
>>23208661
The more he drinks, the more he loves to dance...badly
>>23208686
Rescues dogs and cats
>>23208689
cool guys, quiet, likes to work out a lot
>>23208720
>its not my dog it was lost and I was just chillin with it
>Real kawaii dog
>smoke weed every day m88
>cuzzed
...Yes.
>>23208752
Blogs, and complains about privilege.
>>23208689
Joined the military, but became a cook.
The only bomb's he's ever dropped were flavor bombs, and he's okay with that.
>>23208486
Type of person that starts people with an "F", assumes the worst in people, attitude from the secret 8th level of hell
>>23208494
Favorite words: weed, netflix and chill
>>23208689
That one guy at work who is the only one who gives a shit. Probably known for giving too many shits.
>>23208752
Takes way too many selfies, views it as an artform. Probably complains about mancrush too much on social media.
>>23208765
Has been in at least 2 fistfights. Calls other dudes, "pal"
>>23208752
you enjoying taking long walks in the woods, camping
>>23208689
ex military or still in it, probably infantry
>>23208686
you play an instrument, love going outside, drinking, wouldn't surprise me if you knew how to make mean cocktails
>>23208661
works in retail, cars are your passion
>>23208544
you have a small circle of true friends and don't hang out with outher people a lot
>>23208542
you care a lot about your looks
>>23208494
enjoys team sports, actively playing one
>>23208486
you're straightforward and when something bothers you, you say it straight up, no wrapping it in a pretty box with a bow on it
>>23208475
small town girl that ended up in the big city. you know you got the looks, but hate when people judge you on them, so you study extra hard to show that you've got the smarts too
>>23208471
laidback guy, really passionate about things he loves
>>23208453
you act like a total sweetheart, used to things always going your way, better not step on your foot cause you go mental
>>23208445
wants to be an engineer one day, loves EDM, spends a lot of time playing games
>>23208433
you get all the girls, but that one that you really want alludes you
>>23208399
can't really read you... misterious, keeps to himself
>>23208398
loves to play hide
>>23208357
you love going to festivals
>>23208310
wants to be or is a model
>>23208277
shy, passionate about electronics
>>23208225
people try to not get on your bad side cause you look intimidating
>>23208224
plays DnD, wears braces, tries to be cool and edgy
>>23208209
chill guy, likes to be outdoors, probably has a job involving manual labor, happy with his life
>>23208198
you like to brag about your achievements
>>23208187
loves roaming around, drinking, getting to know new people and places
>>23208804
you judge people based on their looks a lot
>>23208765
always keeps to himself, loves to tinker, probably owns a bike or wants one real bad
>>23208804
I've been in fights years ago, but rarely call anyone pal. Occasionally I say it while talking to dogs, but it's rare.
>>23208825
Won't lie, I do. I actually enjoy when I'm wrong.
>>23208821
is a total bro, but sometimes gets mean in like a bro like way to spice up things, have cc pistol
>>23208765
is anti-government white flag kind of guy, can't tolerate watching news or anything that politicians are involved in
>>23208752
probably streaming on twitch or something similar,you hate it when guys hit on you half the time
>>23208825
I don't really tinker or love bikes, but I'd like to have one. I do keep to myself though.
>>23208864
Pretty much spot on. The news either depresses me or send me in to an autistic rage.
Vanessa maldonad
>>23209686
you love spending time with your husband
>>23208821
wants to to his job well
>>23208804
college student, has LEDs in his room
>>23208765
was a bad boy in his teens
>>23208752
likes her dog more than most people
>>23208689
into work-life balance
>>23208686
doesnt say no to weed
>>23209716
how did u know??
>>23209724
about the husband that is
>>23209733
i didnt just assumed
>>23208277
me
>>23208752
You have a blog,extroverted,always aware of new friends, I like your dog
>>23208686
You listen to indie rock, you're in a long term relationship, generally outgoing dude
>>23208804
introverted, generally shy, studying computer science or a related field
>>23208821
You seem like a guy that is really able to enjoy the small things in life like having a day off, catch a good film etc, also you like to have talks that last for hours
>>23209842
Spot on good job
>>23209716
>wants to to his job well
a job well done always satisfies me
>>23208864
>is a total bro, but sometimes gets mean in like a bro like way to spice up things, have cc pistol
pretty good assumption, minus the gun part
>>23209848
>You seem like a guy that is really able to enjoy the small things in life like having a day off, catch a good film etc, also you like to have talks that last for hours
spot on
>>23208187
Look like a dude that enjoys life
>>23208198
I think u like love music, and u look like a thug, like drugs
>>23208209
u love nature
>>23208277
genuine over al
>>23208357
u look like a wild chick that doesnt take shit, creative, likes to paint
>>23208453
U like to party and drink alcohol
>>23208486
U like to meditate and u seems natural, like wierd stuff
>>23208544
U seems insecure, but u have a big heart inside
>>23208686
u like psychedelics
>>23209716
Secretly wonder how life would've went if you got into acting
>>23208821
You adjust to different sleep schedules very easily and you are pretty chill when drunk
>>23208804
You never listen to normal FM radio while driving
>>23208765
Big fan of being barefoot
>>23208752
Incredibly extroverted when out, incredibly introverted when at home (as in, if you decide to stay home, nothing will budge you)
>>23208686
You wear Birkenstocks almost exclusively
>>23208661
Heavily into vidya, you've got a whole entertainment system setup
>>23209733
pretty easy to assume when u stand next to some guy..
>>23209905
sometimes...I played theatre in HS tho haha
>>23209905
You secretly purchase capri sun pounches and don't share them with anyone
this thread deserve a bump
>>23208486
you're so cute. =] hm..i assume you like tea
>>23209716
you seem like the kind of guy who's very respectful and close with his mother.
>>23209899
you love to cook
>>23209905
you prefer to date non-asian girls
>>23208187
you prefer to date girls who are less attractive than you, cuz they're more down to earth.
>>23208398
you're smarter than most people, but are humble about it.
>>23208187
Eastern european
>>23208198
Jobless
>>23208209
Drinks heavily, never touched drugs
>>23208224
Lives with only his dog
>>23208225
Tests his fair share of chins
>>23208277
Drives a german car
>>23208310
Practices tarot
>>23208357
Vegan
>>23208399
Smokes and cultivates weed
>>23208445
Drinks whiskey straight
>>23208453
Occaisionly takes ketamine
>>23208471
Has ponging feet
>>23208486
Loud, eccentric, always in the right
>>23208542
Picked last in sports
>>23208544
Whiney, self absorbed
>>23208661
Doesn't go out/get drunk often
>>23208720
Smokes cigars but not cigarettes
>>23208752
Die hard beatles fan
>>23209995
You always talk about letting your hair grow back out, but can't stand the awkward in-between length and end up chopping it all off again
>>23210250
I'd fuck the shit out of you
>>23208187
you like to think you're very manly
>>23208198
you just want to be vanilla ice
>>23208224
seem cool, into film
>>23208225
dedicated to breaking Rocky in a 1v1 fight
>>23208310
artsy girl in hs who ended up working a higher end retail job, like a manager
>>23208398
listens to a lot of metal
>>23208471
in your face gym guy
>>23208486
sweetheart, either was terminally ill or was a rebel and shaved her head
>>23208542
hates the kids he went to school with
>>23208686
can turn water into wine
>>23210232
lol i though u wrote first cock HAHA but i do looove to cook, i actally worked at a resturant
>>23210250
i can't stand your shitty tattoos, piercings and green hair tbqh
>>23210294
She can't stand the sight of your little baby dick.
Best picture I had for shit like this.
>>23210276
You like to take care of sick, ill people.
>>23210250
You really like compliments.
For example, if you'd read a book at a park, someone would compliment you for it. You would often read books at parks.
>>23210247
You have a hard time letting go of your past.
>>23210232
You like to say that you're busy to people, even if you're not.
>>23210232
oh my god you're so adorable
>>23208804
You're adorable.
>>23208494
And you are too.
>>23208445
And you are the cutest of all.
>>23208183
>>23209882
you recently dicovered binge drinking and indulged in it a bit too much
>>23209899
a poet, you could write lyrics about anything, pretty chill girl, fun when in the mood, quiet when not
>>23209905
enjoys old rock, although he wanted to be Mr.Hahn when he discovered Linkin Park as a kid
>>23209995
you come off as unstoppable and independent, but when the doors close behind you, you just wanna cuddle against someone and be taken care off
>>23210162
regular bloke, plays football, tries to follow his club to as many games he can, can outdrink 3 / 4 of thread
>>23210232
shy little introverted girl, likes to read and relieve the worlds she read about in her head, daydreamer
>>23210247
a real bro, you'd do anything for your friends, even take the bullet
>>23210250
as much as some people are intimidated by your looks, you're a cool person to hang around, loves to have deep and philosophical conversations
>>23210260
always tries to make everyone laugh
>>23210276
loves EDM, smiles a lot
>>23210480
pretty accurate, gj anon
>>23208804
Nope ^.^
>>23208821
I do from time to time
>>23208864
I'm not streaming, but you're right, I'm not a fan of flirting
>>23209716
Is it sad that I do?
>>23209848
Mostly right, but I'm introverted rather than extroverted
>>23209905
See above ^
>>23210247
I actually think they're overrated :/
>>23210552
Waiting for my m8
>>23208277
Good-hearted guy. Kind of a dry, sarcastic sense of humor. Charismatic without but somewhat sad within.
>>23210548
Isn't as /out/-oriented as the pic suggests. Favorite board is /fa/.
>>23210250
Fun at the punk / goth club. Usually ends up drinking a bit too much. Knows everyone in her preferred scene, at least a little bit.
