time for a drinking drink drank drunk thread
currently have apple juice and cheap brandy, it's surprisingly smooth
>>23201964
Hi Samsung, its me again, its always me.
I keep all your pics ina folder, properly dated, so someday i shall make a gif with your decomposing face, Dorian gray's picture like stuff. Have 14 so far, please don't die until i collect 50 and your decay allows me to put together a nice gif.
I'm drinking water rn
>>23202008
you only have 14 pictures after all these years?
I'm really fucking drunmk mens
I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqtehtSB0LI
and this, what are you doing my good sir!
>>23201964
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Let's drink on skype my man
>>23201964
are you that guy from /r9k/?
>>23202013
I started not long ago, actually when i started shitposting Samsung in his drinking threads.
>>23202032
nah
>>23202022
tfw will never go full rodger in Europe on some refugees
>>23202008
I'll probably be posting from my deathbed, so you'll have plenty of material
Fucking posers :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar_riVM2B3k
I'm old and I'm evil; come with me and explore hell.
>>23201964
54mp50n yoooo
>>23202047
What, I'm the fucking source of black metal you fucking whatever :)
Don't make me murder.. again
>>23202047
It'll be more like Mr. Valdemar than Dorian Gray's then lol
>>23201964
So you like my people being raped, you piece of shit?
OP will suffer, fucking poser faggot. You fuck, I know where you live, you bastard.
Still drinking this stuff, it's ok
Don't fucking come here and think you're "metal" you fuck. I will fucking make you understand things you fuck.
I will take your ugly and will wipe a whores ass with it. I know, I'm not being original here, but still, it's cute, isn't? Fuck you.
DIE you white hating FUCK
I'm older than you, I'm stronger (I fucking bench 400 lbs), I know where you live. I will get you, you white hating piece of fuck. I will fucking get you. You fucking cunt. Death his just the beginning of your suffering. YOU WILL NOT ENJOY IT!
>>23202107
You look like a faggot and you're a faggot, faggot
>>23202132
And judging by your try too hard posts, you live a very meaningful life.
I should introduce some good metal here. Don't mind the faggots. Nothing wrong with being a fag, I'm bisexual myself, but if you're a cute twink - don't support losers. They tend to suck. (they live in their moms basements) and they get their daily calories through sucking moms tits)
https://youtu.be/t3vyf4w-Rfc?t=48
I'm drinking battery acid mixed with drain cleaner and some brake fluid
>>23202181
Yeez, I'm just kidding, stop taking it so hard up your ass , god dammit. Christ, I'm trying to be nice here.
At least I get to fuck a new bitch every week; you can't say that though, can you? You ugly fuck? Hehehe, Deal wit it,.
>>23202215
Oh, and I have a Ph.D. in physics.. so if you wanna, don't even think about it you idiot. Christ, get on my level, "man", or whatever you HIV-infested people call it. Stop being such a bitch, bitch.
>>23202068
lol wat
you're not varg man, chill
>>23202069
whatever man
>>23202119
dude you are beyond psycho. I'm a fucking autistic, narcissistic, possibly socio/psychopathic fatass, and even I think you need to seek some help
>>23202181
Oh, yes indeed, I'm so sorry about being successful and having a really high IQ. Oh, it sucks, trust me! Like your life, like having piss-bottles near my bed. I'm so jealous, trust me. Christ. jesus,. Lick my butt,
Fucking faggots. Come on, assholes, you strated it, you fucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxoTST7D_rE
Fuck you, and fuck all posers, eat shit! Heil Satan/hitler eh whatever (I'm quarter jewish)
>>23202266
I'm half Jewish and you're full faggot
>>23202273
You're too stupid to be Jewish. Eat regular food and die (you eat shit)
>>23202279
like I said, I'm too drunk to give a shit. go choke on your own bullshit like the other internet tough guys who try to intimidate me do
You shitposters are fucked.
Dont have a pic but been drinking troegs mad elf ale. Good stuff
>>23202055
you need to stop drinking the jew juice lad
Look, be nice, and avoid me finding the fuck out where you all live. Christ on a fuck. I don' give a shit, but I'll rape your soul.
Don't be a fuck to me, because I will find you, and I will do things. Be smart.. please. Let's all have a nice time, but don't fuck with me. I will fucking murder you. You will die. Don't die? It sucks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkgnFoWDpPQ&list=PLvR-If7tuRwVFUbumqKWljoQdPr-cg2_N
>>23202240
No you don't.
>>23202252
High IQ's are indicative of mental illness.
>>23202292
Can we please just get along? Stop being such a bad person,. I will admit that I suck. Can we be friends, or at least not suck? Thank you, goy.
What's up, everyone?
Now Drinking: 18th Street/Arizona Wilderness' Triumph (Imperial Stout w/ smoked dates and peppers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NodKeEiqzuQ
>>23202324
dude, if you find me, you will be the one who suffers
I don't like being threatened m8
>>23202332
As I said, can't we just get along? God dammit, can't we fuc,ing just get the fuck along , god dammit? Must our fucking religjons get in the fucking way? Dammit!
>>23202339
sorry m8, if you're going to open with threatening me, I'm not going to trust you
>>23202266
I SEE FEAR IN YOUR EYES. YOU MOTHERFUCKER, COME TO ATLANTA AND I SHALL DOUBLE FIST YOUR NAZI WANNABE CORNHOLE. YOU NEED A MOTHER, THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED, FUCKING LOST FUCKBOI.
When you're snowed in and have no one to cuddle, vodka keeps you warm.
>>23202417
NE side of the country? Only 2ft of snow. No big deal.
>>23202436
South. First time we've had over 3 in of snow since 2003, whole city's halted to a stop.
>>23202440
Only 3 in? Damn, must be soooo terrible! ha Did many shops close up too?
>>23202459
Actually we got a foot. All of them did.
>>23202459
We've also had almost 200 wrecks and 14 people have died.
>>23202314
i live in Iowa City. if you come here and post a thread I'll give you my address via email so you can try to kill me or whatever. i'm an eighth jew if thats any motivation
>>23202467
Ah, a foot. That changes things a bit. And damn...that's sad to hear. How South are you?
>>23202515
Not too South. I'm in Tennessee. Northerners love to laugh at us when we freak out about snow but the fact of the matter is that it's so rare that we're not prepared for it to happen! It's like if we laughed at Michigan for not have tornado shelters.
>>23202543
Well, I mean, many places in the South do close down just because there's an inch of snow. It's like really? One whole inch is enough to panic and go crazy?
Getting a foot of snow is a different story.
>>23202618
Usually we do that because of the ice. We had a woman and a child die last yyear because the ice was so bad they slipped off a cliff.
>>23202624
Slip while driving or while walking? Either way, that's quite unfortunate.
>>23202639
Walking. Everything was so frozen I cracked my head on a hill walking to Walmart
>>23202650
>walking
Well, that just raises even more questions.
Ice can certainly be a cruel mistress.
>>23202667
>>23202667
Indeed. Why're you drinking tonight, anon?
>>23202703
I drink because I enjoy trying the vast array of kinds of beer that are out there. I never drink to get drunk. However, I have gotten drunk due to drinking too much. Big difference. That's not to say something like depression doesn't have a death grip on my. But, anyway....
How about yourself?
>>23202722
Mainly because I quit my shit gas station job to pursue my passion and that went under and my bills are pilling up like the snow.
Mainly because I'm bored.
>>23202732
What passion was it? Hell, at least you pursued something that pertained to your interests in life. That's something to be proud of, even if it never panned out.
>>23202322
Strong coping kek
high iq people seek challenging stimuli. Mental illness results from in capability to endure the environment. High iq people have greater awareness and ability to simulate the future. Therefore if there were any correlation it would be due to the psychological strain they create for themselves.
No shit an idiot who never uses his idiot brain wouldn't encounter a mental illness just as computer programmers don't injure their hamstrings.
Now Drinking: New Day's Breakfast Magpie (Black Raspberry mead with Coffee)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aFGuKwF2ic
>>23202738
Drawing. Art and stuff.
>>23202914
I don't mean to sound ignorant or anything, but couldn't you still have a job while pursuing art?
>>23202924
I'm super sick and can't work.
>>23202928
Ah, that makes sense then.
>>23202909
Welcome in bread.
>>23202938
yeah :/ it's super shitty cause my senpai only has one point of income.
>>23202951
>Welcome in bread
What?
Well, I wish all the best of luck to ya then. What kind of stuff do you draw/etc.?
>>23202959
Oops, sorry I'm drunk and thought you were a new person.
I'm a character designer and storyboard illustration artist.
>>23202975
Ha, it's all good.
Hm. I would think there'd be a market for someone like you. Though, it's plausible you'd have to do a few projects for extremely cheap/free. Who knows. I do know that in an industry like that, sometimes it's who you know and not what you know that'll land you the bigger jobs.
>>23202008
+1 for effort
Now Drinking: Stillwater's Stoufft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cQrqOANiaQ
>>23203018
You wanna know the best thing about free advertisement?
>>23203205
Sure
>>23203215
It's never free.
>>23203218
I getcha. It's been quite a while, but I used to audio stuff (sound effects, bit of music, etc.) for games, films, and the like. Took a fuck ton of time out of my schedule just to do projects for free. So, I know how it goes.
Now Drinking: Burn 'Em's Coconoats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Z4uITELiqw
