I ate a girl out four times in a row last night, ama
>>23200369
Am I 10/10?
>>23200376
Or at least model tier? Ive never had female touch so im quite frustrated
>>23200369
Yo CRATERFACE you will never be as good as me so listen up ill teach you to get girls since you wont respond to me
>dont be a craterface
>look like me
sorry bud you already failed so stop now if you took my advice you would be slaying vag
>>23200376
>>23200381
no, friend.
you do actually have potential though, just stop substituting flexing for having muscles. also, you might be better off with long hair, but I'm bad at guessing things like that.
>>23200376
Forever lone why am I always r8ed a 6? I think im hot shit how am I a virgin?
>>23200369
Fuck yor ugly you will never see pussy in your life fucking virgin!
>>23200403
lol oh
>>23200369
This ugly fuck hasn't posted in weeks, nice try.
>>23200417
Would my style attract 9-14 yearold girls and boys? Is my nipple to much?
Fucking virgin why do people think I look like a constipated pedophile?
>pic is my nipple btw
>>23200439
Go play your guitar, this is not ammusing.
>>23200454
would playing guitar help me out?
> taking advice from /soc/ virgins
>>23200409
Dude im swollen, I put work in twice a week i'm not even flexing you are just seeing me
>>23200420
This. Plus he's the definition of a foreveralone virgin
>>23200420
lol
>>23200454
^
>>23200417
You have the worst jawline I have ever seen you need a chizzled jaw like me before you can even claim 2 have seen a pussy
>>23200475
Virgin mobile an military time what a queer you will never be alpha as me and your nipple will never look like you need a training bra
>>23200479
chiseled, friend.
>>23200472
but??? i'm getting tied up tomorrow?????
>>23200472
You are all forever alone virgins, I cant even get sex how can anyone of you nasty looking virgins get one?
>>23200485
Dont hate on me because im chizzled thats how you say it when you are swollen and inject test in your nipple daily bro
Guess craterface finally found a fat enough chick to appreciate his receding hairline
>>23200369
Your cousin does not count
>>23200488
>>23200493
>>23200483
>>23200479
>>23200469
>>23200461
>>23200439
>>23200416
>>23200403
>>23200381
relax la
>>23200500
Right gosh he is the worst thing ive ever seen
>>23200501
making sure you faggots know im best and you will never squeeze milk from your nipple gland
>if i dont have a gf you guys are hopeless
>>23200500
she's not, but her face is so cute i'd still be completely okay if she was obese
pic related
You are one ugly fuck, OP. Bet the hooker charged double her rate. Maybe triple.
>>23200529
Ya right your inferior to me and I cant get that
>get off my board
>>23200538
>>23200530
i'll be sure to tell it to her clitoris
>>23200545
Dude you will never inject T into you nipple for that extra push at the gym.
>>23200529
Lmao, she isn't cute. She has a chubby looking face too. So much for you being able to attract models. So, you licked an uggos cunt. What are you bragging about again?
>>23200376
Try a beard and longer hair. Get rid of that hat, Anon. Definitely doesn't suit you. I think you're a 7/10 tho, tbqh. Femanon here.
>>23200545
filename nuff said
>>23200568
7/10? youre probably 2/10 think im gonna take advice from a femmale virgin bet you dont even lift
>>23200568
is it weird for a guy as hot as me to be a virgin? Does it make girls assume im a creep?
>>23200575
Forgot pic>>23200545
>>23200566
mate
anyway, there was no real bragging to begin with. I just, you know, feel good about it and wanted to talk.
>>23200578
Ive starred at women for 5minutes hotter than that you permavirg
>>23200575
You're probably right but idc, t b q h.
Maybe your extremely low confidence makes you drop down to a 6 rating or lower.
Hope you feel better, Anon.
>>23200584
a 6? a 6 really? I mean look >>23200577
>>23200578
wow dave good job taking an already shit-quality pic of your fucking cell phone and managing to make it worse by having parkinson's. let's try this again, pals.
>>23200586
>>23200584
Ive never been r8ed below an 8 your just jelly your nipple doesnt swell when your pumping iron
>>23200578
She ain't hot. Dunno what you're on about. She's like painfully average. Like a 5 at best.
>>23200589
Trying to show off that shoulder? You dont have shit on me
>>23200589
ugly
>>23200592
Im not even biting my cheeks my face is just that good
>>23200593
>0/10 would not bang
r9k pls go
i'm not saying she's like a goddess or anything, or even the prettiest girl i've ever...been sexual with, I guess you could say?? I mean, she is the only girl whose real-deal in-the-flesh genitals I've seen, but I've traded nudes before so idk this is a tangent
>>23200614
I didn't say 0/10 I said 5/10. She's nothing special at all. Painfully average, not good looking.
Fafuq
>>23200614
You think thats a jaw check me out>>23200577
>>23200577
My eyes remind cali girls of the ocean
>>23200369
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>>23200577
Amazes men other guys think they are competition or something im a flatout stud
>>23200650
Me* i meant me not men im not gay i swear I look at straight porn not even shemales im in my early 30's im not gay or i would have accepted it by now
>>23200376
Wish i could do the okay sign like I can on facebook
>#4chan is dampening my swag
This guy who completely derailed craterfaces thread is hilarious
>>23200621
google "0/10 would not bang"
>>23200670
When the roids wear off
>>23200686
>roids
>decidedly average delts and pics
son, browse /fit/ more often.
>>23200670
I derail every thread i post in because people make it about me. Its not my fault but it makes zero sence im still holding onto my Vcard when each thread i post in i get worshiped >>23200686
I dont do roids i just push T into my nipple with a diabetic syringe for a workout I need. Its like my mind needs to keep pushing at the gym but my body( not saying my bod cant keep up but damn I also have one hell of a mind im alpha top to bottom) gives when my mind stranes for that burn the iron I lift gives me so I push that T into my nipple and get a workout I can feel good about.
>>23200700
Fucking average delts? Really maybe you need a reality check ive seen a girl looking at me befgore. Its not roids its T for that extra kick
>>23200716
Fafy@q
>>23200731
Ya i got you stumped
>>23200747
Show Timestamp of test viAl
Whatever the fuck is happening in this thread, you have provided me with entertainment.
t. hanks
>>23200662
Jesus christ please kill yourself.
Like i said cali girls are brought back to the ocean when they see my eyes
>>23200791
Youre just trying to get an exclusive peak at my nipple huh
>>23200902
Why so its one less alpha for you to worry about? my shit is good and my likes are in the double digits aint shit you gotta say is going to stop me from being me i got a nipple. Im already planning my next workout to release the anger you dweebs have put on me. and you made me waste my T had to squeeze my nipple until it shot the T milk out because the rage from that plus this was too much, to bad I couldnt turn that rage into a weight, never too much weight for me.
>>23200791
>>23200657
im not gay
I was even mobbing when i was in highschool
>just because im a virgin doesnt mean I dont get girls
>>23200982
Who the fuck are you?!
>>23201034
your photo is super super tiny
If craterface of all people can lose his virginity, anyone can. This thread should give you foreveralones some hope, even Brandon. That is, if he's not just lying as he usually does about women.
>>23201046
someone you want to impress
>>23201047
just like your DICK VIRGIN!
>>23201063
I think they're all fake
>>23200369
What? Did she find your tongue too abrasive after the first lick so she kicked you in the face and knocked you out?
>>23201080
you look kinda constipated tbqf fem...
>>23201095
I just got done injecting T into my nipple it gives ou a head rush thats all youre seeing
Something you couldnt relate to soft skinny pale white boy
>>23201088
idk about you pal but i don't have any experience with my tongue being abrasive
