What do /soc/ ladies think about country boys?
>>23191435
>starts country boy thread
>fedora prepper tier gear
>>23191445
Because I carry a knife?
Men need tools, son
Don't know if i agree with the Cope Wintergreen bud, gotta say Natural for myself.
>>23191468
Natural's good, I just dip Grizzly and Cope wintergeen like crazy
That your UCP bed sheets make me laugh. Most boot shit ever
>>23191512
>UCP
>Brown and green
K sure
>>23191435
You from TX? I'm assuming because of the T on your hat. I's down there not too long ago.
I just can't do wintergreen no more, I got on a kick of it for about 2 years but once I started makin' dip videos on youtube when I was a teenager I grew out of the wintergreen phase.
>>23191523
>I'm assuming because of the T on your hat
Tennessee
>>23191525
Ah. I thought TX because its 'bout the same color as the TX Longhorns logo.
>>23191539
No worries. At least you didn't say Alabama
>>23191543
God no. I mean, we got some backwards ass people where I live. But fuck, Alabama should be considered the new neanderthal species.
>>23191512
Firstly, Ive had these bedsheets since like 9th grade, and I'm 20 now. We bought them because my family is a bunch of country bumpkins and they were cheap
Secondly, UCP is all different shades of the same color and I hate it. Pic related, it's not ACU
thats all we have here in kansas so theyre pretty meh to me
>>23191557
Amen, Florida too
>>23191435
>>What do /soc/ ladies think about country boys?
country boys - yes sir! :D
can of chew - no thanks :o
>>23191575
No chew?! WHY NOT.
>Not OP. Just a curious feller
>>23191575
Eyy gurl. How about I kick this load of salt off at TSC then swing by for some tobacco free fun on my bed?
>>23191594
I second the question
>>23191435
Why do you carry two knives? I like country boys just fine, I've dated quite a few.
>>23191565
Another KS girl? I think I was mistaken for you in a thread recently. Is your name Allison by chance?
>>23191668
Ha, I remember that thread.
>>23191435
How the fuck does this correlate to country at all? Camo does not equal country (specially not ugly ass UCP). Just because you live on a dirt road and fuck your cousin, doesn't make you country either. You probably drink that natural ice piss water bullshit to go along with your pussy ass wintergreen chew.
Lose the assless chaps, at least switch to US woodland, and go buy yourself some cope long cut and a real beer, buddy. Dang 'ol city slicker tryin' to be country, whatta cryin shame.
No one has answered the dip question... COME ON.
>>23191683
Umm. Living on a dirt road pretty much makes you country. Because it means you live in the country.
>>23191683
Never said anything like that. I just posted a picture
Y'all will get torn up about anything here, I swear
>>23191683
Alright, lets have some trivia then.
>When did Hank Williams pass?
>Name three David Allen Coe songs
>Certain manners your mama shoulda taught you instead of bashing motherfuckers because they don't fit your style of country
>Name Hank Williams #1 song
>Don't be a hatin' bitch to make your self feel better
>>23191695
Ugh. Nvm. I just took the bait.
>>23191435
I would call this redneck more than country.
>>23191697
Pass as in pass away by the way.
>>23191697
You should specify which Hank.
>>23191683
US Woodland? That fake lookin cartoony stuff?
Nah, son it's mossy oak and realtree that puts game on the table
>>23191706
Nvm, clarified.
>>23191710
Hank Williams Sr obviously.
I mean Hank Williams Jr is damn good don't get me wrong, but nothin' can compare with his daddy.
I didn't expect to see feminist levels of butthurt here.
I'm out
>>23191704
No, there's actually a big difference between redneck and country. And anyone that is country should know about Hank Williams Sr and Jr, and DAC. And so on.
Plus. Redneck is a derogatory term, people who are country now-a-days are ignorant of this fact.
I hate bein' called a redneck actually.
>>23191668
nawh bruv
i didnt know any other kansas people really posted tb h
>>23191697
i literally could not answer a single one of these ;-;
>>23191719
No idea when he died.
If that ain't country
You never even called me by my name
The ride
Idk what his #1 song is but Kawliga is my favorite
You guys actually embrace that shit? I'm probably more "country" than most of you fucktards trying to drop your g's while typing to make yourself seem that way. I'm from the country and I fucking despise it. Country music blows as well, just to get that out of the way.
>>23191737
I don't think Redneck is derogatory. Hill billy tho. Thats rude.
>>23191745
I'm not even country. I'm just from a rural area and know all this shit lol. I mean. I wear cowboy boots, but that's just because they're cute and comfortable.
>>23191741
He died when he was only 29 and believe it or not on New years day.
and his number one rated song is "Hey Good-Lookin" but I personally like Jambalaya myself.
>>23191737
Redneck and Hillbilly both were derived as derogatory terms actually.
>>23191435
Ideal type, I like to hunt etc, its pretty much all I go for
>>23191755
You're just ignorant. You'll learn someday. Just kidding bud. I mean, you can say you're more country than me, but I hardly doubt it and on top that it's just the whole game of who's got bigger balls than who. That's all there is to it.
>>23191758
I'm more of a Willie/Waylon/Merle fan, really. But good to know. And regardless most dudes I know gladly claim the redneck title.
>>23191435
mouth breathing fucking retards with no self awareness of how fucking stupid they look
"country culture" is fucking dispicable
>>23191769
... I just said I wasn't country in the post you linked. Also I don't have balls (i just called my boots cute) so I'm assuming yours are bigger.
>>23191775
You're just ignorant too. It's okay. We'll forgive ya.
>>23191773
Oh hell yeah, Gotta love all them too.
And I know plenty that do as well. I was just saying most people are ignorant of that fact and I'm not saying like a bad ignorant, just ignorant, they don't know.
I personally just don't like bein' called it. And hell I'm the motherfucker you see wearin' overalls everywhere with a big lip in.
>>23191789
no, i grew up around you retards and i hate all of you
>>23191785
The fuck you talkin' 'bout? I linked >>23191755
Your link was >>23191755, guy.
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>>23191435
>Calls himself a country boy
>Doesn't even carry a gun
>>23191798
I dun goofed. The top was ended with 45. I say again 45
>>23191798
...
Yep.
That would be me. Talking about my cute boots.
You really aren't doing much for the "not all rednecks are stupid" argument, bro.
>>23191816
There you go.
>>23191435
Too much redneck not enough country bumpkin for me hun.
Needs more gingham/plaid and less camo.
>>23191828
What about shirtless and wearing overalls. Woo.
>>23191826
Sorry bro, didn't mean to offend, I was tryna to explain.
>>23191849
You remind me a lot of a guy I met in a DUI class.
>>23191854
That's kinda fucked, I's just tryna be nice.
>>23191865
No offense intented. I mean obviously, i was in the class too. He just also wore bibs all the time and your attitude and shit remind me of him.
If you own anything camouflage that's not going to be carried, visibly exposed, while you're out in the wild... you might be a useless piece of shit inbred mother fucker.
>>23191896
You're ignorant too. But we don't forgive you.
kthnxbai.
>>23191913
Do you have a Skype or something?
Nah bud. Don't mess around too much on that, I don't even usually have time for the computer, I'm young but married with three kids.
Met my wife at the family reunion you know. Cause were all inbred and what not.
>>23191956
Lol I have a boyfriend. Wasn't looking to be lewd. Just thought you seemed like someone I'd get along with. But that's cool, you back woods sonovabitch.
What's a redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?
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Get off me pa, you're crushin' my smokes.
>>23191968
What? Femanon? O.o I's confused.
Lawl.
Last words of a country man
"Hold my beer, watch this shit."
i don't care for them at all because they are usually hyper masculine or try to act like they're super macho and come off as assholes, have hobbies i couldn't care less about and are usually very egotistical and have weird obsessions with their moms or dads for leaving them.
i've literally never met a country boy that has ever wanted to do anything with his life besides hunt, work on cars, make bows/knives, work construction, join the army, sell/cook meth, or work at a piggly wiggly.
>>23191975
Lol follow the ids dude. Yes. Still a lady. Same one with the cute boots and the love of the highwaymen.
>>23191735
got skype?
>>23191985
HEY. WHATS WRONG WITH THAT. Besides the meth and pig...
>>23191986
LAWL. I never even caught on you were femanon. No offense just didn't catch it.
And again no offense little lady but, if my wife EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR caught me talkin with another girl on a webcam or on skype or shit, you'd find me beheaded and all severed limb in a hog fence with about 5 hogs that ain't eaten in 5 days.
But email would work doe.
>>23191985
And neither of my parents left me. Just got divorced. Your statement is invalid. Move along. Move along.
>>23192004
you still probably have emotional issues because of it, so my point still stands
>>23191985
Hyper masculine is a-ok in my book. As for hunting, I don't care to join but I like to cook wild game. And I know plenty if stable country boys that farm, own businesses, and have other respectable jobs ( though I don't have a problem with the army or construction)
I can't deny that I also know plenty of tweekers and grocery store baggers- but I actually know of a lot more "gangster" types that fall into that category. Idk. I guess if you're wanting a dude that wears a tie to work every day and keeps his fingernails clean then this wouldn't be your cup of tea.
>>23192012
None whatsoever, parents made sure i was good plus who can complain with 2! christmases a year. Not i. THEREFORE. You're argument it invalid.
>>23192013
WOOOOOWEEEE. Fem, you're soundin better and better by the post (; lawl.
AND IM IN THE ARMY
PICK ME PICK ME xD
>>23192001
then maybe you shouldn't chance it. no matter what, if she catches you talking to her she's going to think you're cheating.
>>23191998
OP asked, i'm just explaining the main reason why so many women find it unattractive
>>23192001
Haha! Hogs can't digest teeth or hair so at least there'd still be something to identify you with. But its cool I'm not trying to start any trouble at the home stead, no e-mails are necessary.
>>23192022
Bah. I can understand. But it just takes a certain woman to deal with a good ol' country boy.
And I'm very good at hiding my tracks, I personally think it's bullshit i can't have female friends. I lost alot of friends because of my wife actually. Kinda rough to put up with. To be blunt.
>>23192025
It's a throwaway email, and i use incognito.
It's bullshit that my wife doesn't trust me to have female friends, especially when the fact is i've done nothin but treat her good and give her what ever the fuck she wants. Not really tryna get back at her, I just have no friends (Because of said woman) so it'd be nice to talk to someone.
>>23192020
>lawl,xD
faggot
>>23192034
Just tryin to learn computer language. I's edecated man, yu know. Dun't h8 appreciate my mane.
>>23192014
material possessions don't equal the love and affection of a normal functioning family. you're going to have to try harder to disprove my argument. deep down you probably harbor feelings of anger towards them for not trying harder for your sake or feelings of resentment for being denied a normal childhood.
>>23192013
no, i don't care if a guy is dirty. hyper masculinity can be okay, it's when they overcompensate with all things manly to show off that it gets annoying. the issue is that a lot (i didn't say all) of country boys don't try to make any thing out of themselves and that in and of itself is unattractive.
then again, the same can be said of a lot of people, and regardless of being country or not, being an undriven loser with no aspirations is still unattractive.
>>23192029
does she have guy friends? if not, maybe it's a good, even trade, although it sounds like it sucks. i don't think you should chance it if you think your relationship with your wife is good as it is. regardless it will put a strain on the relationship if she found out, since it sounds like she's jealous.
try getting mutual (married) friends? that's usually the best thing and a win win situation, although i know not the most realistic.
>>23192032
Ehhh. Idc. If you want to post your e-mail on here I guess that's fine. I sympathise with the controlling significant other. (Not this one but in past relationships) But I swear there won't be any hanky panky so don't even try.
>>23192044
I can agree with most of all that. Although I don't really mind when dudes get in pissing contests and try to prove their masculinity. It's really like, raw and animalistic... I kinda dig it. But to each their own.
>>23192050
Just out of curiousity. Are you a marriage counselor or a psychologist. CAUSE that's what I'm gettin here.
>>23192059
AND NO OF COURSE NOT. None of that. I'm serious. Friendly conversation. Put my hand on the bible. I swear.
>>23192078
Haha alright. What's the e-mail?
>>23192091
dont laugh.
but it's [email protected]
>>23192107
Lol! So original. And AOL? Is this 1999?
You aren't a redneck you white nigger
>>23192115
Thank I know I's not a redneck i hate the term redneck it's completely derogatory
>>23191435
A country boy is just a fat boy with a fish
fucking HATE country boys.
That drawl, that attitude, the need for huge fucking trucks to prove that your dick isn't 5" when it really is. Seriously.
>>23191710
Probably the only Hank worth listening to
Pro tip: it's Hank Sr.
Hey man, you know you can be Southern without looking like an asshole right?
>>23192712
heyhiurcute
>>23191435
Why are you posting the things you carry everyday? Do you honestly think a woman would in any way care about that?
I prefer them to high maitanace city fags. I grew up in the country and I love the nochallant attitude. Also I would never raise a child in the city, there is nothing like growing up in the country.
>>23192716
Hey thanks :)
>>23192379
Mhm... Not all country boys are from the southern states of America you know? Jesus you sound just as bad as some of the assholes you're talking about, "abloo bloo bloo, you're all exactly the same, having an interest in something I don't like means your penis is little bloo bloo"
Get a grip.
>>23192712
Don't you have duck calls to sell Willie?
>>23191435
Nice Benchmade.
>>23192742
Nah baby I got bread to bake.
>>23192747
Shit! I don't think you understand how much I love bread and appreciate what you do man.
>>23192759
Hey thanks man! It's a really fun and rewarding job; basically get to listen to music, drink beer, and make treats all day.
>>23191435
Depends.
If you look like a 40 year old dad or look like you have a shitty sense of humor, I don't want you.
I look forward to the day when robots and the chinese take all of your jobs
>>23191435
i heard you like camo
Personally, I feel like if you're on 4chan you're probably not a classic "country boy".
Also, I prefer vikings.
