You know what to do.
True Romance
Right now? Mad Men.
The Bell Jar
I'll rate when there's people to rate.
>favorite movie
Terminator 2
>favorite show
Breaking Bad
>favorite book
Stephen King's It
Anything by Tarantino
Rick and morty
Watership down
>Movie
Sweeney Todd
>Show
That 70's Show
>Book
Shadow children (Caroline Engvall)
>>23172892
5.5, I assume you enjoy reading.
>>23172897
6.5, I assume you love kids.
Hey guys. Favourite is allways kind of hard for me so I'll post a couple if that's allright
>dr. strangelove, the boat that rocked, the blues brothers
>vikings, black mirror, adventure time
>dystrophian novels
>>23172892
I love your hair, and true romance is boss. You come across as a cool person.
>>23172897
Damn dude! Nice scenery! Where was this taken? Can't go wrong with terminator. The facial hair suits you.
>>23172892
Not familary with your choices but 7.5
>>23172897
7-8/10
Fuck your rules faggot
>>23172942
Are you MtF?
>>23172892
6/10. You're more attractive than that but you picked Plath.
>>23172897
6/10. You're more attractive but you picked Stephen King.
>>23172919
6/10. +points for Watership Down
>>23172920
7.5/10. Favorites changed nothing.
>>23172926
6/10. Negative points for indecision.
Hot fuzz
Better call saul
The pearl-John Steinbeck
>>23172892
Nice face and choices, true romance is ace
>>23172897
Handsome man and decent choices, The terminator over T2 any day tho
>>23172919
Watership down what a str8 thug you are. Nice beard too>>23172920
>movie
The Thing (original '82 film)
>show
Batman Beyond
>book
Bram Stoker's Dracula
>>23172892
7/10
>>23172897
8/10 Nice book choice
>>23172919
7.5/10 looks
9/10 choices
>>23172920
8.5/10
>>23172926
>>23172942
8/10
>favorite movie
shawshank redemption, haven't watched any decent movies in a long time so i can't really think of anything else
>favorite show
the wire, rome
>favorite book
1984, anything by wells, lotr trilogy & the hobbit
>>23172892
5; you are 40 years old and just discovered that phones have cameras
>>23172897
7; you used to live somewhere cold and hated it so you moved near the equator
>>23172919
7.5; you own a bass guitar that has 3 rusty strings on it
>>23172920
8; your humor is very deadpan
>>23172926
8; you can't fall asleep in dead silence
It's Such A Beautiful Day
South Park
Insomnia
>>23172970
10/10 Batman Beyond is Best Batman
fargo
hells kitchen
american psycho
>>23172964
5/10 average all around
>>23172965
5/10
>>23172970
6/10
>>23172980
6/10 with bonus points for tolkien
>>23172985
4/10 with less points for choices.
>>23172999
>Batman Beyond is shway
>>23173016
Heh. Nice.
>>23172980
Based on what?
7, I'm pretty indifferent on shawshank but not a fan of lotr.
>>23172970
8, idm favs.
>>23173027
>based on what
nothing really, i don't have enough brainpower to tie in my assumptions with people's choices right now
>>23172926
Thanks man! This was taken in Havana a couple weeks ago. Now I'm back in freezing Europe. :/
Jeff, Who Lives at Home
Top Chef
Everything is Illuminated
>>23172964
5/10
>>23172965
6/10
>>23172980
>>23172985
7.5/10
>>23173000
7/10
>>23173056
6.5/10
>>23173056
top chef
10/10
>>23173056
i want to marry you
>>23172980
Punkanon why so scruffy?
Bonus points for Shawshank and Tolkien
>>23173000
I don't like your taste but you have a sweet smile
>>23172897
Great show and book choice
>>23172919
WATERSHIP DOWN is my absolute favorite.
>me
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
House of Cards
L’Étranger
>>23172920
8/10 you're attractive but your tastes kind of blow
>>23172926
Dystrophian novels? Do you mean dystopian?
7.5/10
>>23172948
Plath is my favorite. She was brilliant. Lesbians and feminists just give her a bad name.
>>23172964
6/10
>>23172970
7.5/10
>>23172980
40? That's just rude.
>>23172980
But 8/10 anyway. Good choices.
frozen
the 70's show
harry potter
>>23173185
6
>>23172919
6.5
>>23172897
7
>>23172942
6.5
>>23172926
9
>>23172920
9
Move: starwars episode 4
tv: dont watch tv
book: impossible to choose...
>>23173207
Assume youre self centered attention whore 3/10
>Not particapating in thread
>>23172863
movie: the adventures of baron munchausen
show: Game of Thrones
book: Catch 22
>>23172892
good tastes with a fascination for retro. You're a pretty nostalgic person as people go.
7/10
>>23172897
Type A personality with OCD but highly functional. Quickly assumes leader roles with a bad habit of micro-managing. Details oriented. 8/10
>>23172919
You're a loner who goes out of his way to find unique experiences be they good or bad.
>movie
The Shining
>show
I dunno, Longmire is pretty awesome.
>book
also the Shining
>>23173166
Whoops forgot to do mine
>movie
O Brother Where Art Thou
>show
Game of Thrones
>books
The Great Gatsby
>can't post pic rn
>>23173207
IDK, I like SW too tho. 7/10
>>23173166
i'm in hermit mode right now lol
>>23173265
That's the best mode to be in especially if you have pets as conpany. Plus you pull off scruffy quite well.
>>23173262
nice pix 7/10
>>23173252
6/10 but you're coming off real room 237
>>23173248
7/10
>>23173195
I've never liked her work even if I disregard the fanclub
>>23173185
5/10 because you like the hitchhikers guide as a movie.
>>23173124
That's nice of you, thanks.
>>23173094
and the reruns never get old because how are you supposed to remember what someone made seven seasons ago? It won't happen.
>>23173286
thanks famicom
i would really like to exit hermit mode but i'm having some trouble
>>23173056
Thanks for the 7. It's good not to be the baseline for once.
I'm gonna say based on the state of your room and your choices that you are in a creative field. Chef, digital artist, or something like that. 7.5/10
>>23173330
Awww what's the problem?
>fav movie
Jurassic Park or Empire Strikes Back
>fav show
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
>fav book
Dune or Jurassic Park
>>23173252
great taste/10
>>23173262
very great taste/10
>O brother where art thou
>>23172920
love me some sweeney todd. did that play in high school theatre
>>23172926
black mirror is great
>>23172970
the thing is amazing
>>23172980
everything you said is 10/10
>>23173354
All you really want in life is a dinosaur. And thanks. The soundtrack on that is really good
>>23173340
nothing really, i just have no motivation to do anything anymore it seems
>>23172980
You like things that people like. 6.5/10
>Godfather 2
>SNL
>Lolita by Nabokov
>>23173252
>>23173185
>>23172980
>>23172964
patrician taste in books, noice :3
>>23173354
8/10 bonus for It's Always Sunny
>>23173336
6/10 + bonus for I have never seen or read your favorites.
>>23173331
Well earned, man. And I live my life as the antithesis of creative. Appreciate the assumption, though!
>>23173365
I know that feeling. I've been telling myself to do things that need to be done all day and still haven't even started. I'll probably get to them at 2 in the morning with a lot of self loathing. You should push yourself to go out tonight or something. Even if you have a shitty time it can't be much worse than sitting home alone
>movie
Duell - Enemy at the Gates
>show
Last thing I enjoyed was Elementary
>book
Bernard Cornwell - The Winter King (+ the rest of the warlord chronicles)
>>23173248
Have the look of wait staff, not in the you suck at life kinda way but more, Your cool to talk to cause you don't let little things like life dealing you a shit hand get you down
>>23173252
I dunno maybe someone into slam poetry. Hasn't won a competition but digs the scene and free meals the sponsor provides
>>23173336
You have major depression cause you feel like you have your life together and the folks that just kinda screw around seem to be doing better than you.
Movie: war games
Book: good omens
Tv show: Rick and morty
>>23173377
10/10 tastes
>>23173395
6/10
>>23173413
5/10 middle of the road actually 6/10 because it appreciate that you wore a silly hat in the medical field.
>>23172926
So handsome and a good taste
10
>>23172920
Same for you 8.5
>>23172965
7.7
>>23172970
7.5
The animated series is top tier
>>23173336
Dogtooth is very good.
>>23173393
good luck with your things, you should get on that
i can't really imagine where i could go. i can't go to a bar because i'm only 20 and i have no friends down here and i don't know where any cool places are so i would just be aimlessly driving around. i'm probably just gonna end up watching documentaries and drinking cheap beer until i pass out again
I don't have favorites
>If....1968
>Peaky blinders
>The metamorphosis/In the penal colony basically anything Kafka
>>23173459
I've already started (be proud) and damn that's really sad. You recently moved right? Maybe you could skype your old friends. Or just go on a walk. That always clears my head. But don't be sad pls
>>23173503
noice, hopefully you won't have to stay up too late
yeah i moved like a week or 2 ago, haven't really paid attention to time since i've been doing nothing
i did take a walk down to the river with my guitar earlier to try to write something so that was somewhat relaxing. my friends from home aren't really the type to skype lol. i'll be alright though probably, thanks for your concern friend
>>23172863
the grand budapest hotel
game of thrones
last fav book i read was the devil's highway
>>23172892
is open to a lot of shit 7
>>23172897
is tough as fuck irl 7.5
>>23172919
plays a lot of video games 6.5
>>23172920
7. youre deeper than people perceive you to be
>>23172926
you have a lot of friends + super easy to get along with. hopefully you dont feel lonely sometimes
8
>>23172942
9
>>23172964
666. youre kind of quiet and you used to be awkward but like grew out of it for the most part
>>23172965
6.5. youve gotten really angry one time and regretted it. like irrationally angry
>>23172970
its hard to assume for you nowwwww <3 8
>>23172980
i like this pic JAY JAY <3
>>23173185
i love the stranger
>>23173205
6.5
>>23173248
sometimes your inner hipster comes out a little too much and you have to watch out for yourself
>>23173354
fuck i love its always sunny. i cant wait to watch the new season <3
8 million atoms
>>23173478
i used to hate the metamorphosis in highschool but i want to pick it up again someday
also YOU LOOK SO GREAT HERE <33333
the wind rises
i don't really watch tv
fahrenheit 451
rates comin up
Dawn of the dead (1979)
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
I only read comic books.
>>23172942
8
>>23173056
5
>>23173205
5
>>23173207
7
>>23173478
6
>>23173548
5.5
>>23173563
you look 15 years old
>>23173564
6/10 that cat is looking fly
>>23173563
6/10 ur a cute little button.
>>23173548
10/10 because wes anderson
>>23173478
10/10 because kafka
>>23173564
dont rate me. I just wanted to post this fly ass picture
>>23173537
Sucks man. Moving seems tough. Lucky you have a river nearby. I need more peaceful places like that. And yeah I'm not the skype type either. Best of luck
>>23173056
>>23173578
sorry i skipped you because i thought you didnt rate anybody lol
7
i have no idea what 2/3 of the stuff is but im gonna look that shit up
>Movie
Children of Men
>Show
Breaking Bad
>Book
Lightbringer
>>23173563
Cute but you look young
>>23173548
7, you don't get a lot of sleep but this is a point of pride
>>23173478
6, Default face is "annoyed" until someone smiles at you and then you perk up
>>23173413
I feel like you have a "yeah why not" attitude to life
>A Fistful of Dollars
>Scrubs and Grimm
>The Malloreon series (Silk is just godlike)
>>23173563
these are my rates desu
>>23172965
4/10
>>23172970
5(?)/10
>>23172980
you look like one of my classmates who prof always yells at cuz he sleeps through all of class
>>23172985
pls shave/10
>>23173000
7/10 you're a cool dude
>>23173056
you're easily angered
>>23173185
5/10, all around meh
>>23173205
basic
>>23173207
i find you very attractive ma'am, 8/10
>>23173248
you have that hipster thing going on where you look older than you really are. idk if it's intentional. 6/10
>>23173252
less hair product, then you'd be an easy 8
>>23173354
8/10
>>23173548
8/10 <3
>>23173609
>Cute but you look young
like looking young is something bad :^)
>>23173574
>>23173609
i'm asian, get it right
>>23173578
thank you
>>23173609
Lol that is very accurate.
>>23173609
7 moar with less weight tbqh.
>>23173578
10 because Kafka too.
>>23173548
I MISS YOU <3 <3
glorious as always
game of thrones is awesome.
>>23173626
Never said it was bad, it was just an assumption.
>>23173563
7.5 bc your glasses are cool and i miss 451 <3
T2, Rushmore and Fury Road
Red Dwarf
I read half of Of Mice and Men, loved it and then my phone died. I don't read much
>>23173609
Heh thanks I think?
You look like one of those organized chaos types. Everyone thinks your room is a mess but you know just what pile of clothes to reach into to find what you need.
>>23173548
You strike me as a women who's never been satisfied. Like everything could be just a step better than it is. 8/10
>>23173478
You also kinda give off a chaotic vibe, but you also keep the things you can control on a short leash. The proverbial eye of the hurricane in human form. 7/10
>>23173563
You look... Bored with something. Like people have just kinda lost their charm to you. 7/10
>>23173618
>you look older than you really are.
tfw I'm pushing 40 and everyone thinks I'm young tryin to look old.
>>23173717
*Looks over at pile of clothes on floor*
Dude, it's like you know me already.
>>23173548
>your inner hipster
As a Gen X'er I was grandfathered in before hipsterism became a thing. As a proto-hipster, I'm allowed.
8/10 and I like your hair. You make me think Jennifer Connolly in Labyrinth. Based on your choices you also occasionally let the inner hipster out.
>>23172980
How did I miss this
10/10
>>23173707
>I read half of Of Mice and Men, loved it and then my phone died.
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks, anon.
>>23172863
Movie: Fight club
Favorite show: Firefly
Favorite book: Larry Niven's ringworld series
>>23173612
You seem the type that claims he's an open book but has dilibrerately changed his mannerisms to be more difficult to read
>>23173707
I get the weird feeling you have been dumped by someone and you kinda want to get back with them just to make them like you and dump them back. I think it's the eyes.
>>23173777
Deliberately costing through life cause life makes you happy not money. Had some hard times but always manage to bounce back. 9/10
American Psycho
HGTV
Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea
>Movie
Anything by Teranweeno or Anderson (film > digital)
>Show
Won't say any cartoons so Seinfeld
>Book
Always admired Animal Farm
Really don't know what to say about most of these since I'm uncultured.
>>23173618
well thanks! :p
>>23172985
Cant really see much/10
I guess you are the quit/nerd guy type
>>23173000
7/10
Outgoing type with a lot of friends, probably into art
>>23173056
6/10
introvert x200 neetstyle
>>23173185
5/10 erase the shit beard and nose hair or dont take close photos, could be higher
/britfag/
>>23173205
6.5/10
You want to have kids to watch those Disney movies again and again
>>23173207
7/10
>>23173413
7/10
JD at work
from >>23173612
>>23172863
movie --> Princess Mononoke
show--> It's always sunny
book--> Even Cowgirls get the blues
>>23173896
Princess Mononoke is awesome
You are very attractive.
I'm starting to have a crush on you.
>>23173413
6.6
>Birdman
>Game of Thrones
>The Iliad
>>23173896
6/10
You spend way too much time being ironic.
>>23173777
5/10
You never grew out of being a counter culture 16 year old.
>>23173563
4/10.
You're literally a freshman in highschool.
>>23173548
7/10
You smoke a lot of pot, and consider yourself slightly elitist.
>>23173478
7/10
You were an english major in school, and spend more time battling existentialist dread than you do making productive change.
>>23173915
4/10 but a solid 4. you watch sportsball
>>23173915
Architecture and I have no intention of making productive change.
>>23173915
7.5
>>23173834
Plays it cool when around others and quite a few of the people you talk to like you, but super worried that they are all putting in a facade and trying to mess with you behind your back
>>23173837
I'm torn on you. your either a pretty cool dude, or an antisocial conspearacy theorist. Either way you probably dominate conversations by accident when you have them.
>>23173896
Bit of a closeted weeb, not a major one persey but still there. Probably dress down a bit cause you know your attractive but don't always enjoy the attention. 8/10
>>23173915
You don't like change much. But at the same time things seem to go your way when you give in and make a change and that kinda annoys you.
kurosawa's stray dog
idk, tim and eric maybe
james joyce's ulysses
>>23173915
actually a freshman in cc but ok
>>23174004
is that a sick windbreaker I see?
>>23173548
>>23173548
post penis pls :^)
>>23174251
you bet it is
>>23174459
can I have a picture of it?
Stranger Than Paradise
MXC? Lol
Hyperion
>>23172970
>the thing
Nice. Carpenter is a master.
You really appreciate atmosphere/mood in your media.
8
>>23172980
>all dose classics.
7
A good yarn is your jam.
>>23173395
>enemy at the gates
Funny, you look like jude law's character
6
You get wispy over wartime fatalism. I've the same attitude via the moh games
>>23173837
>animal farm
Better than 1984 imo.
Youre quite culturally intuitive despite a self-prpclsimed lack of exposure to the arts.
6
>>23174004
>stray dog
One of Mr. K's odder films.
Just as you enjoy your odd lifestyle, friends, pursuits, and mentality.
8
>>23174569
jarmusch is one of the great living american filmmakers. broken flowers and only lovers left alive are great films.
8
>movie
Gummo
>show
Jeopardy!
>book
The Sound and the Fury
>>23174569
old jarmusch>>>>>>new jarmusch
>>23174004
do you like dfw?
>>23173834
>HGTV
property brothers, fuck yeah
>>23174700
>>23174700
i've only read infinite jest and i liked it.
>movie
the virgin suicides or spring breakers (fuckin fite me okay) i have too many favorite movies t.b.h
>show
les revenants
>book
the raw shark texts
>>23173915
i feel like we have nothing in common but you seem p cool and like you hate everyone here so i can dig it
you probably hate most things
6/10
>>23174004
james joyce is a lil bitch omg
i fuckin hate james joyce
kurosawa and tim and eric are p dank tho
you almost definitely smoke a lot of weed
6.5/10
>>23174569
aw shit hyperion
i'm still trying to get through it t.b.h
you seem fun
you're probably a real weird dude and you have a ton of friends bc you're always coming up with new shit to do
you have a lot of ideas for strange short films
7.5/10
>>23174700
harmony korine is one of my favorite directors bless u
also jeopardy and you included the exclamation point like
ur my favorite husbando
u lil weird autist
<3
10/10
>>23172863
>movie
The General, never thought I'd be able to sit through a silent film before. There's no one else like Buster.
>show
Don't watch anything on TV but sports
>book
Shades of Grey
>>23174734
>>23174700
>>23174569
pretty good
>>23174004
Did you take the /lit/ meme seriously and think Joyce would made you look cultured? Never met anyone who actually likes him lol.
>>23173915
very fucking normal
>>23173896
yucky
>>23173837
typical reddit
>>23173834
something here doesn't fit with the rest
>>23173777
more average redditor taste
>>23173707
kek finally some personality
>>23173612
>>23173609
>>23173564
>>23173563
>>23173548
pretty good I guess
>>23173478
good
>>23173413
alright
>>23173395
dont know
>>23173377
good
>>23173354
ok I guess
>>23173262
ok
>>23173252
uhhh
>>23173248
ok
>>23173207
ok leia
>>23173205
lol ok you and a million others
>>23173185
>>23173056
>>23173000
>>23172985
>>23172980
>>23172970
>>23172964
>>23172926
>>23172920
>>23172919
>>23172897
>>23172892
alright
movie --> Drive/Dune
show --> Revolution
book --> Brave New World
>>23172863
>Synecdoche, NY
>Comedy Bang Bang
>Breakfast of Champions
>>23174004
Tim and Eric is the best shit
and James Joyce, nice taste!
>>23174700
FUCK YEAH GUMMO THO
>>23174734
Spring breakers too, so much love for harmony korine! (Thanks for letting me sing to you LOL)
>>23174868
you seem like a stressful person
>>23174879
drive is dope as shit
only god forgives was a p bad time but it's so aesthetically pleasing that like
i can't hate it that much
i read brave new world in high school and didn't love it that much but i can feel it
7/10
>>23174889
aw man aw man!! crush of the century
comedy bang bang is gr8 you're perf <3
10/10
>>23174917
I have too many favorite books/movies to list. And yeah, Drive was the tits.
>>23174868
i've never been to /lit/ but did you just say your favorite book was fifty shades of grey or is there another shades of grey book i'm not aware of?
>>23175054
I think the shades of grey he's talking about is the one by Jasper Fforde
I could be wrong
>Persona
>Game of Thrones usually, but The Knick is great stuff
>Lolita
>>23174889
Ayy I've yet to see Synecdoche, NY, but I've heard great things about it
>>23174712
>>23174700
The road less traveled by is the more rewarding. And that's where you like to be.
7
>>23174734
Simmons is scifi's sublime poet; he makes Herbert appear like a bush league. bozo.
>Lamia's soo tsundere
I make friends easy, and alienate them even more easily. Have a hard time staying in touch with the ones that can put up with it lol.
You, on the other hand, relish in your acquainting with questionable characters and situations. They inspire your bizarre drawings and writings.
7.5, likewise
>>23174868
>Buster keston
mahnigga.jpg
You hate static things. Some say you're listless/restless. It could just be some untapped creative energy?
7
>>23174889
All that glitters, is not gold. Which is why Phillip Seymour Hoffman completely mesmerizes you (no shame).
7
>>23174879
The arts aren't your thing, I think.
5
Movie:
>Catch Me If You Can, Office Space, Captain Phillips (or anything with Tom Hanks)
Show:
>Rick & Morty, The Office
Book:
>Waiting for the Barbarians
>>23175145
Drive was amazing, Dune is my guilty pleasure, so fuck you, my dad was in Revolution, and idk, I liked Brave New World.
>>23174879
Everybody who hasn't read outside of high school says "Brave New World" is their favorite book.
>>23175112
Loved Lolita. Just started Game of Thrones - I'm excited!
>>23175261
I like Huxley, his The Perennial Philosophy is also good. The Dune series and 2001: A Space Odyssey are also good, but I can't call them my favorites. Think what you will, MXC.
>>23175284
The name of the game is to make assumptions. Don't get pissy over assumptions when you're posting in an assumptions thread.
>>23175304
Fair enough. I'm a gym bro, it's my job to get pissy about stupid things.
Bumparino
>favorite movie
In Bruges, Deadgirl or Pitch Black
>favorite show
I don't watch enough t.v. to judge
>favorite book
Cycle of the Werewolf, Spook Country or The Grifters
>>23175199
7.5
>movie
Probably The Professional
>show
Lost or Twin Peaks I can't pick one.
>book
Cat's Cradle
>movie
The Mist. I don't know why. That ending though. i cri everytiem
>show
New girl because Jake Johnson (Nick Miller) is hot and I want to fuck him. And Zoey is just cute as fuck.
>book
Most recent book that I liked was Fifth Wave. We'll see if they butcher it with the movie coming out
>>23173185
I love house of cards.
>>23173354
8/10 looks, I loved the book "The Lost World" so much.
>>23176126
8
>>23175199
7
>>23175112
8. I used to love game of thrones
>>23174879
7. I think i read that book. if i recall, I liked it.
>>23173915
You almost look like Joseph Gordon-Levitt. ALMOST. 7.5
>>23176130
>The Mist.
Have you read the short story?
>>23176126
>Twin Peaks
Tis a good one. Are you looking forward to the new season?
>>23176168
Oh, 100% dude. I just want it to come out already, the teasers have me too hyped.
>>23176175
forgot pic
Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence
MLP: Friendship Is Magic
The Lord of the Rings
I'm not too good at judging people based on their tastes in media but I'll rate you on what I think you might be like... I guess.
>>23172892
good taste
>>23173207
self-centered
>>23173354
nice
>>23173377
meme choices i guess
>>23173413
>war games
DUDE
>>23173548
seems cool
>movie
Uh no clue. I'll go with The Longest Day
>show
Blackadder
>book
Gravity's Rainbow
>rate and assume
Heavy autism
Movie: there will be blood.
Show: Gilmore girls.
Book: Vellum. The book of all hours.
>>23173962
Why not both? Usually when I'm not at at social gatherings I sit in my room watching Dark5 videos or listening to "true" hour long paranormal encounter stories.
>>23174569
Expected that much. Though again I'm more into the supernatural/conspiracy genre but enjoy movies by directors that are made with older filmmaking techniques (Hateful 8 being projected at 70mm during the roadshow viewings).
>>23174868
>typical redditor
>50SoG
zozzle
Bumperiano
>>23176179
jesus he looks like he's starving.
He bought all those posters and now he has no food.
