Assumption thread 2.0! In this thread, post your picture, then make assumptions about the other posters age, personality and occupation. Do as many people as you can to keep it going for a bit!
And hey everyone, here's me! I'll give honest opinions about how you guys come across based on your picture. Have fun!
>>23172236
25
kind guy
works with computers
>>23172243
Pretty close on the age bit! And sure I try to be kind to people usually. I'm beyond terrible with computers though. As for assumptions: I feel you're about 22, you're big into make-up but you don't do it professionally (you might make tutorial videos or something though) probably still in uni. And my guess would be for something communications related. You come across as someone who is pretty serious about what she's doing at the moment, but likes to have fun as well. Probably really kind to those close to you.
>>23172236
Huansohn.
>>23172236
Your artistic and extroverted, 24-26?
>>23172243
Your more introverted than you look, possibly a hairdresser 23-24
>>23172236
23
Quiet but fun around friends
Studies something artistic
Again I love your style.
>>23172236
Has sucked at least one dick
>>23172243
Gets hit on constantly, but only goes for douche bros
>>23172267
Normie despite piercings
>>23172267
Judging by your eyes alone your actually a demon succubus posting from the 4th layer of hell
>>23172236
24, pretty relaxed about daily life, very difficult to get you stressed. Looks tough but is the perfect bf. I think you work in architecture.
>>23172243
23, makeup store or cashier, not as narcissistic as people make you out to be.
>>23172274
26, pretty introverted but doesn't mind being the center of attention if the situation demands it. I think you work with programming.
>>23172278
22, architecture student, I think you're not very reliant on friends, not cause you're pretentious but just cause you don't feel the need to be.
>>23172274
Right about my age! I wont say how old to keep it fun. I'm pretty extroverted as well. I am artistic if music counts. I love art as well, but only as a consumer. You seem like a really kind person from when I've seen you post. You come across a little unhappy though from your pciture. Hope everything is allright. Probalby around 24
>>23172278
Thanks a lot! It's all made by my girfriend. She's beyond tallented. I have my more quiet periods but I'm usually not and I'm a bit older than that. You come across as a really interesting person from the times I've seen you post. Would hang out with irl. I'd say around 24?
>>23172280
hahaha sorry dude, no dicks sucked as of yet. Digging the NIN shirt! I could see you working in a reccord store or something. You probably have strong opinions, and come across as a bit distant, but you're an awesome friend to those close to you.
>>23172301
All pretty close actually! I don't work in architecture though, but that is what I allways wanted to do as a kid (as it was the only job that I could think of that involved drawing haha). You seem really laid back yourself. Cool dude with a wide aray of interrests. As good at being by himself as being around others. Probably in school for something creative. About 24ish?
im in a shit mood so sorry if im harsh
>>23172236
early 20s, enjoy having your picture taken, love a beer with your mates
>>23172243
has over 1k followers on instagram, shops at river island, more creative than academic (not an insult btw!)
>>23172267
listens to/had a phase of listening to all time low, fall out boy and paramore. wears extensions? watches youtube for the youtubers, not just random vids. has a tumblr
>>23172274
love gaming. more of a tea guy than a coffee guy. likes to cuddle, softy at heart.
>>23172278
acts more unique and freaky than you really are. will do pretty much anything in bed but you just want your father to tell you he's proud of you
>>23172280
4chan until death. NIN t shirt tells me youre the kinda guy who insults peoples music taste because of a superiority complex. possibly a beatles fan judging by choice of eyewear
>>23172301
23 y/o, likes sport, particularly football/soccer. has a girlfriend. has cheated on someone before. does weed occasionally but not enough to be a fag about it. you groom your eyebrows way more than you'd like to admit. very good at science.
>>23172236
Usually quiet but says the funniest shit. Artist? - 23
>>23172243
Alot of false rumours have been spread about you. Waitress - 22
>>23172267
pretty normie. probably some kind of cashier - 18
>>23172274
total bro. I think it's the beard, but you like to drink. I think you'd make a good game store employee - 23
>>23172278
the quiet but overthinking girl. Student at a uni? - 19
>>23172280
I get the vibe that you like to play stuff like D&D with friends once in a while. Probably works in some sort of game or music store. -24
>>23172301
goes clubbing and drinking with friends. Definition of that LAD stereotype. - 22
>>23172332
A hard worker at some kind of construction company. Smokes the dank but doesn't brag. Pretty humble. - 24
>>23172364
was in a clique at school, not unpopular but not the most popular either. Makes really strong friends and enemies. Works as a waitress - 19
I'm bad at assumptions but I will try. In the meantime here is me
>>23172364
20. Gets tired of people quickly but finds niche personalities quite interesting, likes dadbod and has questioned sexuality when younger. I think you work with food.
You're pretty close tbqh, I did play football when younger but fell out of it when I was 14-15. Had a girlfriend but broke up yesterday and have never actually cheated on someone, I find morals and respect to other people extremely important and so I'd more than likely end up hating myself.
I'm shit at science and I do tend to groom my eyebrows, but I don't really care about them in general.
>>23172385
Correct to all those apart from age
>>23172409
Very good and all correct, apart from age :)
>>23172332
Warm smile! You have something kind about you. Around 20ish i guess? Probably still in school for something science related.
>>23172364
Ahw, what's got you down? I don't mind having my picture taken, but I'm not a fan of it eather. I dislike taking selfies though, so most picture of me alone are photographs like this. I do like having a beer from time to time and hanging out with friends. You come across as inteligent and I feel like you have well thought out strong opinions about a lot of subject. You're a passionate person. Great friend to those you care about.
>>23172385
Haha I'm actually pretty extraverted mate. And my sense of humor is terrible. Digging the hairstyle! I feel like you're in school for something business related. You're the funniest person amongst your friends. You have a large circle of people you've known for a long time around you that you hang out with often. About 20?
>>23172394
Gotten out of your shell after high school. Likes cooking. Is fine with being by himself, and has a lot of hobbies that don't involve a lot of people. Has some really good friends though. About 21 I would guess.
>>23172419
>Gotten out of your shell after high school.
yes
>Likes cooking.
I hate it
>Is fine with being by himself, and has a lot of hobbies that don't involve a lot of people.
Yes
>Has some really good friends though.
Yes
>About 21 I would guess.
In a few weeks yes.
Nice!
>>23172419
Correct to all of that apart from age!
>>23172416
18? You look quite young
>>23172419
Just been a shitty day :( Those are all correct about me if I say so myself
>>23172430
Yes 18 :)
>>23172236
Cosplaying spetsnaz agent
>>23172243
Instagram famous, laughs at fat people. Donates to a dog charity
>>23172267
Good student, likes video games
>>23172274
Heart of gold, still lives with his mom
>>23172278
Crazy, in a good way. Has a battlefront season pass
>>23172444
Smokes weed every day . Unsure of his ambitions
>>23172484
listens to joe rogan podcast
obsessed with self actualizing
>>23172301
Pretty spot on.
You're somewhat quiet but have a fairly large circle of friends. you like to help others but sometimes have trouble saying no. 27ish?
>>23172327
Everythings good, thank you. I was just really drunk in that picture though. somewhat close on the age.
>>23172278
Your usually pretty quiet and you would consider youself to be at least a little crazy. 22?
>>23172280
Total music snob but actually not a bad guy, you have some self doubt but try your best not to let it show
>>23172332
Friendly guy who just wants everyone around to have a good time. 21?
>>23172364
Im not too big of a gamer and im actualy a coffee guy but i dont mind tea either, other than that its pretty accurate.
You are a little timid around people until you get to know them and you always try to be a good person. You sometimes get snappy at people when your upset but sometimes regret it later. 19 or 20?
>>23172385
Pretty accurate, ill be 23 in a couple weeks and i could definitely see myself working at a game store haha.
>>23172385
Considered somewhat popular in highschool, and was the type to be cool with everybody. probably on the line between introvert and extrovert. 20?
>>23172394
A bit of a loner but you still have friends, beginning to find himself and build confidence
>>23172444
Check'd
You are generally a lighthearted person that doesnt take things to seriously, you do you and dont really care what other people think, 24-25?
>>23172499
Joe Rogan podcast is pretty dope
>>23172476
I would hang myself if i still lived with my mother. I sleep on a couch these days, haven't felt a bed under me in months =/
You seem like kind and humorous dude, you probably love to make people laugh. 21?
>>23172428
>>23172430
>>23172468
Haha allright cool! On a roll here.
>>23172468
Allright, hope everything works out for you then.
>>23172476
Njet. It's actually an outfit made by my girlfriend! She's studying fashion in school. Digging the shirt! You seem like a guy in school for something like social work or something. About 21ish? Friendly and caring.
>>23172484
Former millitary? I'd say about 24 or something. Stand up guy. Allways there for people close to you.
>>23172507
Haha ok cool, all good then.
>>23172236
23
kind but has a short fuse
seater at a restaurant
>>23172243
20
you get a lot if attention irl
you work at a fast food place
>>23172278
22
a walking mystery, an enigma
i assume you're too busy with college rn for a job
>>23172301
25
a trustworthy guy, but it takes a lot for someone to earn your trust
i assume you fix things, mechanic type
>>23172364
19
you are sometimes a little too soft or kind for your own good
you stock shelves at michael's
>>23172579
I don't know what that is haha i'm from england
>>23172581
oh i'm sorry lol. it's just an arts and crafts store, i suppose your equivalent would be hobbycraft
>>23172394
Says cringey things loud in public
>>23172444
Lies about being veggie to fuck girls
>>23172476
Plays the banjo but not guitar
>>23172579
Drinks guiness
>>23172621
smokes superkings and wears h&m coats, otherwise a nice person/ get birds
>>23172267
Looks very naive. Only ugly muslims would fuck one time and throw away to marry an ugly muslima.
>>23172634
Plays magic the gathering
>>23172394
Owns a cat
>>23172621
Haha bro you're hilarious, I tend to lie about age not veggie.
Not American, very keen, and in some way artfully rebellious.
>>23172679
fluctuating gender identity
>>23172634
no idea what to do with your life
>>23172621
Gets drunk a lot. a lot a lot.
>>23172579
has seriously considered ways to kill someone and get away with it.
>>23172484
methodical af
>>23172476
violently varying self confidence
>>23172679
My dad owns a comic shop but I don't play magic though
>>23172731
I want to work in environmental health
>>23172752
You dad owns a comic shop?
Wanna be best friends?
>>23172679
Spends time skating a smoking a lot of weed. No job or works in fast food.
>>23172621
Lives with his girlfriend as he tries to finish the book he was writing.
>>23172634
Proud of his massive collection of YuGi Oh cards. Thinking of joining the military.
>>23172731
Studios Agriculture or some social science at a community college. Takes an awkward amount of selfies on her time off. Has a boyfriend, but is using him to try as comfort as she gets over the guy she really loved back in highschool.
Fun Fact: I'm a cynic.
>>23172799
Working retail
Also never skated in my life, no weed either
>>23172731
Nah im just a half finished mtf
>>23172818
Ah! Godspeed.
>>23172799
None of those are real. I'd assume that you think very highly of yourself and can't understand why other people don't agree.
>>23172760
Maybe your face hasn't updated since then.
>>23172818
What's funny is that when I took this picture, I'm pretty sure I was working retail. bahahaha! Good call! That was YEARS ago though. :)
>>23172838
What do you mean none of those are real? Are you referring to the pictures they posted?
>>23172858
I'm referring to your assumptions about me.
>>23172770
Sure
>>23172224
>>23172945
Sleeps with someone new quite often. No real life goals . Still hot though so at least you got that
>>23172960
i have life goals
>>23172236
Weak willed and more of a follower then you would let on but with the potential mentally and genetically to lead
>>23172243
Make up stanes on pillow. Medium to high maint. Might fuck blacks
>>23172267
Funny shy. Low confidence but once were fucking and your feeling it your true self comes out
>>23172274
Loner but unique sense of humor and ideas beard is half shit but i would call a intelligent man
>>23172799
Showing up the party on time and helps clean up after
>>23172981
Stain*
>>23172731
Nah Bitch, I know I'm dope. Ur not a bitch tho I just wanted to say it for effect
>>23172224
Wants girls to like him
>>23172243
Wants boys to like her
>>23172267
Cute gamergirl
>>23172936
Acts like a tough guy but is a softie deep down
>>23172799
Still a kid at heart
hello
>>23173004
True i play the piano like a tiny dancer
>>23172236
26 years old. Work with engineering. Looks like a person who likes to listen more than talk, your friends like to be with you.
>>23172243
22 years old. I think you're someone that care about how you look like, but you arent snobby. Still in uni, doing Management or something in that area.
>>23172274
23 years old. You're a quiet guy, but have a lot of fun with your friends, you can rely on them and they can rely on you. Work as a video game player
>>23172278
22 years old. An intelligent person but that is rarely understood. You love your freedom and autonomy and wont let anyone take it from you. Sometimes you feel quite lonely. Psychology student.
>>23172280
24 years old. You dont care if people dont like you, you are a funny guy with a really strong personality. Engineering student
>>23172301
25 years old. Have a lot of friends, like to party. Like to go to the gym and you're a swimmer.
>>23172385
21 years old. A funny guy to be around. Dont like crowded places. You are kind with your friends and ruthless with your foes. Law student
>>23172476
24 years old. Have a high self-esteem. Sometimes your friends get tired of you , but you are very dear to them. Wants to be a engineer.
>>23172579
23 years old. You're a helpful guy. You like to go to parties, but often get tired and would rather stay home.
>>23172621
23 years old. Like to go to pubs and get wasted. Somewhat introverted and anxious.
>>23172731
22 years old. You're a person who believes in superstitions. You like to remind your childhood. You enjoy quiet places, but sometimes you go to parties and have a lot of fun. You like to read.
>>23172799
27 years old. Sometimes you act like an ass just to see if your friends will stick with you. Like to be sarcastic. Have a good sense of humor, but occasionally it offends people
>>23172945
22 years old. People get you wrong because of your appearance and they end up hurting you. You like to have a beer with your mates. Wants to be a biologist.
>>23173004
Intelligent probably the reverse of me your reserved and awkwars but dont give you a reson to start fucking...in a bar fight i see you smashing a chair or bottle on someone and dipping out in freak display of rage which is effective but unsuspected
>>23172981
ROFL! I actually do show up on time and help clean up... its the right thing to do!!!
>>23172301
relatively true.
24
Little arrogant
Idk something that requires physical labor.
>>23172327
Ty almost 22 actually.
>>23172364
Phrasing daddy issues ?
>>23172364
You flood facebook with Pepe memes.
>>23172385
Not quiet at all
>>23172385
20 Engineering student.
>>23172476
Lol I dontunfortunately.
>>23172476
23
Bit goofy, friends' favorite in group.
>>23172507
Quiet until I rage.
>>23172274
24
You work with computers, enjoys beer nights with friends kek idk if that exists but oh well.
>>23172579
True I think.
>>23172579
Extremely gentleman that's why some people take advantage of that
22
>>23173026
More like salvaging freedom but thank you
and no not psychology.
>>23173026
Intelligent and interesting [an assumption based on your posts]
and someone I would definitely want to know irl 24
>>23172243
Enjoys single life, has many unspoken fetishes
>>23172236
Introverted, works on beats of any kind, experiments in this a lot. Uses this picture for his resume as well.
>>23172274
Seems kind of depressed. drinks heavy liquor often.
>>23172278
You feel more spiritual connected with animals than humans, but you're very socially capable still
>>23172280
Thinks of himself as 'red pilled'. Is actually apathetic towards everyone
>>23172444
Self conscious about his more straight hair, grows it out therefore to see how it looks for him. Dreads or corncrows could help you get a desired look maybe
>>23172634
Huge collector of everything he has interesst in. Lives at home, experiments with drugs on his own.
>>23172731
Patiently waits till her prince charming comes along. Is a stay at home type of girl, and more emotional than she admits.
>>23173033
Borderline faggot, or deep in the closest and gives hints of his sexuality with these sorts of poses
>>23173170
Total soccer fan
>>23173255
Hey..thanks. I also would like to meet you irl, but probably we live in very distant places from each other. I've never saw someone from my country here on 4chan. I'm 23 btw
>>23173011
Used to be a hipster, tries to stay distant from the culture by jumping trends. Or is at least considering doing just that
>>23172997
Greek and used to sell cociane
>>23172936
Has cut off a lot of people who've taken advantage of him
>>23172945
Is somewhat self consious about her body despite being told she looks great
>>23173004
Fan of NASCAR or any sort of racing event
>>23173026
Studies law but takes his time with his studies to enjoy life. Actually has saved his ass out of trouble many of times because he knew the law better
>>23172799
Tinder manwhore
>>23172679
Undercover feminist but cool with guys
>>23172621
Hooks up dates on Craigslist, is the guy that knows guys that link up with guys that can give you everything you need. Criminally in debt to, but doesn't worry cause his network is strong. CIA agents once offered you a deal, you refused. Might have seen UFOs as well, at least once.
>>23173376
Smokes a lotta weed and loves the outdoors
>>23173026
Time traveller from the 70s
>>23173004
Millitary/Office worker
>>23172799
Greasemonkey, good with cars
>>23172731
Lonely but happy
>>23173416
Same here I just meant cause I do not "get to kno" people i meet really deep irl
but you sound interesting enough that if we did.
>>23172385
Has a sort of inner need for prestige forced by his upbrining. Has a sort of double life, at least doing some sort of husstling. Hard worker despite everything
>>23172394
Is that guy that got himself turned into a meme
>>23172476
Problematic youth, traumatic maybe even. Not even a robot about it, but has inner rage
>>23172484
Used to be either fat or skinny, and makes selfies like this for /fit/ purposes. Yes I see you. Also a potential Tinder or Badoo manwhore. Does MDMA and Molly with dates, does coke on his own.
>>23172579
Type of guy that could deal in life insurances. Or a phone marketeer. Rich family to, that's a given
>>23172332
Highly idealistic, music festival addict, kind of a leftish governmental interessted guy but doesn't vote regardless. Has a dog, definitely
>>23172301
Johnny Debs' sister's cousin
>>23172267
Likes men with beards, you even got eye tatoos no? Must be undercover hardcore, cute faces belies something, can't figure it out>>23172364
Into open relationships, strong sexual stamina
>>23173513
I see...may I know where are you from? :o
>>23173523
Middle east.
>>23173456
Lives in the suburbs but is famous in his circle for something artistic, not quite sure what. Often gets estimated as younger than he actually is
>>23173529
that's nice! South america here
>>23173519
Everything you said about me was wrong. Lol . I even have a great gf . Never tried coke or mama. ..don't know what bad oo is
>>23173519
Incorrect, I am very much against being in an open relationship. I get jealous easily and hate the idea of sharing the person I love with another woman
>>23173529
Middle Earth*
Aww lil Marie Antoinette is making friends how qt.
>>23173801
Very late.
>>23173812
Late for the show but roaring to go. Or was it raring?
>>23173825
wtf yuo speaking
>>23173456
nice coat = nice taste so yea you prob a cool dude
pretty cute too
>>23173833
Lateness
>>23173849
Why you mad.
>>23173919
I'm actually in a good mood, thanks.
>>23173937
Why you happy.
>>23173436
Deep
>>23173519
You actually hit the nail on the head.
>>23173945
I'm not bish.
>>23173456
Hmm..
>>23173376
Hmm..
>>23173170
Hmm..
>>23173033
Stunning
>>23173456
Guys think you'rea fag, Girls liked you a lot a few years ago but you've been down on your luck recently
>>23173376
>>23173376
Probably likes camping or something
>>23173170
Started smoking weed this year
>>23173033
Snapchats frequently
>>23173456
lives with parents, sensitive
>>23173376
buys fair trade and organic
>>23173170
poor college student
>>23173033
lazy bum
>>23173026
likes cooking
>>23173012
looks like a sports guy but is artistic
>>23173011
produces his own music
>>23174334
steelers fan
>>23174322
posts alot of anti-hillary stuff on fb
>>23173456
will go out of his way, spending-wise, to find the perfect pair of pajamas
>>23173376
you don't say sorry when you accidentally bump into people
>>23172679
Is a wimp when it comes to spicy food
>>23172731
Fundamentalist Christian
>>23172799
Brad Pitt is your favourite actor
>>23172936
Used to play catch with dad but now has a strained relationship with him, it's neither of your fault.
>>23172945
Watches Make-up and Henna tutorials.
>>23172997
Is opposed to gay marriage
>>23173004
Writes a lot of song lyrics
>>23173011
Blazes every day
>>23173012
Has a very rocky relationship with his neighbours.
>>23173026
Watches Anime and judges people for liking stuff that is "too mainstream". Thinks that most people just enjoy Miyazaki because it's entry level but only he really GETS Miyazaki.
>>23173033
Pulls the same face in every single picture
>>23173170
Is ridiculously patriotic, wonders what the hell is happening to Britain today, anti-monarchy.
>>23173376
Freeclimbs and hikes a lot, really enjoys being in nature.
>>23173456
Thinks Doctor Who and Sherlock are really, really good (they're not)
>>23174322
(Guy)Would leave his GF for a better woman if he could, keeps her around because he's afraid if he left her now he couldn't find anyone else. (Girl) Is ridiculously in love with her boyfriend but worried she isn't good enough.
>>23174334
Appreciates AESTHETIC and thinks Chillwave is a good genre of music (it isn't) (But is also a cool guy despite that)
>>23174334
extremely low self esteem considering all you did was type negative shit about guys that you knew were better looking than you and cool stuff to the ugly guys
>>23174762
thanks for your analysis
>>23173456
you really like tea and staying inside
you read a lot of non-fiction books
you're incredibly apologetic
>>23174322
is still in high school or just started college this year
has kind of a superiority complex
kind of awkward socially but you're very outgoing
>>23174334
you work with yr hands and spend a lot of time outdoors
you enjoy craft beer
>>23174729
midwestern
you enjoy ranch with most things
you don't like drinking v much
you're one of those weirdos who kinda likes writing papers
>>23174741
you have a booth at a renn faire where you sell your like
handmade chainmail
you take weird pride in your ancestry
you can drink like a fish
>inb4 everyone assumes i'm a trap
Sorry if any of these are WAY off
>>23172236
Very interesting person to talk to, low-key is a total dom in bed and is super into bdsm
>>23172243
You like partying and going to raves, but also take pride in your sense of fashion and makeup skills
>>23172267
Likes anime, yoga, concerts and is a vegan
>>23172274
Into gaming and computers, possibly a programmer?
>>23172278
Likes cats and tea, dreams of going to France (or has already been and loved it)
>>23172280
Plays guitar, smokes, is a really laid back guy
>>23172301
Artsy guy, owns an acoustic guitar and secretly loves The Weeknd
>>23172332
Animal lover, a charismatic introvert (this is a good thing)
>>23172364
Likes tattoos, is a people person and lives in the UK
>>23172385
Came from wealthy parents, went to private school, plays more than one instrument
>>23172394
Elijah Wood. Kidding. Likes gaming, played a lot of sports as a kid, is in school for something business-related.
>>23172444
Likes going to raves and doing molly. Has been friendzoned more times than he'd like to admit.
>>23172476
Gamer, is currently obsessing over a girl who's already taken.
>>23172484
CrossFit dude. Lives at the gym.
>>23172579
A smooth talker, has a girlfriend and is very smart
>>23172621
Likes going to shows, smokes weed, is a pretty chill guy
>>23172634
Collects comic books and figurines
>>23172679
Likes Stephen Universe, is easy-going but kind of an outcast. Has played Life is Strange.
>>23172731
Very studious and self-disciplined. Wants to get a PhD
>>23172799
Likes going out drinking with buddies on a regular basis, secretly loves karaoke
>>23172936
Has sensitive eyes, likes the outdoors, probably plays soccer
>>23172945
Has low self-esteem, watches a lot of makeup tutorials
>>23172997
Gamer guy, is secretly quite lonely and loves trolling
>>23173004
Bible thumper, music elitist
>>23173011
Does something music-related with his life
>>23173012
Wants to join the army or enjoys army-themed video games
>>23172385
Likes soccer
>>23172476
Closet racist gamer
>>23172936
Wigger listens to rap
>>23172945
Good mother to her children
>>23173170
Fag....lget poster liberal
>>23174334
Chain smoker
>>23174876
Tranny
>>23173026
Very intuitive, probably has done LSD before
>>23173033
Takes a lot of selfies, has a tumblr account and uses it frequently
>>23173170
Snowboarder, doesn't talk to girls a lot
>>23173376
Likes metal and Family Guy. Takes the bus to get around town. Kind of blunt, but means well.
>>23173456
Comes from a pretty wealthy family, reads a lot of books and drinks a lot of coffee
>>23174322
Is exactly like Micheal Cera in real life. Awkward, but still finds his way around somehow.
>>23174334
Super outdoorsy, hates chain restaurants, likes fishing and camping
>>23174729
Watches anime and goes to conventions, collects those anime girl figurines
>>23174741
Your name is Brad, you like to write poetry
>>23174876
Is quite sassy and thinks very highly of themselves, wishes people would pay more attention to them
>>23174876
Has a porn tumblr full of hentai and pillow humping, Is both ashamed and unashamed of their love for all things weeb, likes the idea of dressing as the opposite gender but doesn't get to do it very often.
>>23174741
Huge fantasy nerd, which means you probably own a number of things decorated with dragons and celtic knots, has a spiritual connection to wolves and birds of prey, digs powermetal
>>23174334
tries to eat ethically when you have the money to spend, into underground hip hop, enjoys linkin park's first two albums, has a mushy heart,
>>23173456
theater kid, often feels insecure, is really excited about this selfie, one of them writer types,
>>23173376
didgeridoo player, on the paleo diet, disc golf enthusiast, doesn't like to drink because it makes them act like a doof
I have posted my assumptions above.
This is me.
Assume the things.
Judgenot
>>23174989
vegan
really likes to go for hikes
v chill
has a lot of hemp bracelets
>>23175042
p fair
i don't think i'm super full of myself rly, i can be p hard on myself, but i do enjoy being the center of attention bc i fuckin love talking to people and being around people who think i'm neat
>>23175048
oh god
i don't have a tumblr but if i did
yeah probably that would be it
i've never rly experimented with androgyny v much but i've been told that i have a good face and build for it
>>23175053
you probably have a lot of scented candles and incense and books about the occult
you like weird stuff and getting to know people way too in-depth
>>23175066
Not actually arab
>>23175053
Pops molly
>>23174989
Lesbian
>>23175066
You appear to be a heavy weed smoker
>>23175053
You must like crystals
>>23174989
You're trans
>>23175084
Forgot picture
>>23175077
Pretty on the nose there, bruh.
>>23175084
Nah
>>23175085
Sure do
>>23175077
whoa, 100% accurate minus the hemp bracelet thing!
and bah, i totally guessed wrong for you D:
>>23175084
ehhhhh like 80% lesbian. currently in a 2 year relationship with a guy.
>>23175002
I am a /pol/ degenerate m8
>>23175085
trans as in male to female or the other way around? i'm currently just female but kinda genderfluid-curious and exploring that side of myself, so that was a good guess
>>23174334
Nice
You look like a good person with a genuin smile probably often in a casual style
>>23174741
Good one you look artistic but traditional in a good way probably had alot of good freinds in the past but drited into loner status
>>23174994
I dont secretly love karaoke... its a know fact!!
>>23172236
Ыoy ликe тo дo пaинтинг.
>>23172267
Ыoy чaвe ceвepaл тaттooc, aнд ликe чeaвы мeтaл мycиц.
>>23172274
Ыoy ape фpoм oнe oф тчe coyтчepн cтaтec ин Aмepицa.
>>23172278
Ыoy ape тчe apтицтиц тыпe.
>>23172243
Ыoy ape a Чиллapы Цлинтoн cyппopтep фpoм Aмepицa.
>>23172280
Ыoyжвe бeeн тo aлoт oф цoнцepтc, aнд ыoy ликe дapк мeтaл op гoтч мeтaл мycиц. Ыoyжpe aлco coмeшчaт oф a гoтч.
>>23172301
Ыoy ape вepы aтчлeтиц.
>>23174876
Ыoy ape вepы мyцч интo aнимe aнд цocплaы. Ыoy ape oн /цгл/ aлoт.
>>23175053
Ыoy чaвe ceвepaл тaттooc, aнд ыoy ликe тo cмoкe мapийyaнa.
>>23175066
Ыoy ape фpoм a миддлe eacтepн цoyнтpы.
>>23174729
Ыoy ape a чapдцope гaмep.
>>23174334
Ыoy ape дeфинитeлы a пoт cмoкep.
>>23174136
Ыoy ликe шчeн пeoплe тeлл ыoy чoш пpeтты ыoy ape, aнд ыoy ape.
>>23173026
Ыoy ape a чapдцope гaмep, aнд ыoy пocт oн /в/ aлoт.
>>23172731
Ыoy ape aн Aмepицaн гиpл фpoм тчe cтaтe oф Mицчигaн.
>>23172679
Ыoy ape yндep тчe aгe oф 18.
>>23175002
if i had children yeah
>>23175274
nice! :D
>>23175094
into indoor decoration
>>23175085
likes camping and outdoor fun
>>23175066
thought about converting to islam
>>23175053
dates band boys
>>23175042
No metal here, Family Guy is sort of alright tho even if am not really watching TV much. Am quite blunt yeah.
>>23174741
Right about this, I do enjoy nature
>>23174729
That's how I look like yeah, am actually more polite than people would guess
>>23174334
Ideally yes I do
>>23174322
Camping? Has been a while since I last went camping but I guess the switch of scenery would be nice. Am stuck in this city for too long
>>23174136
I'd like to see more of you
>>23176251
owns a lot of funny tshirts
Sorry for the awful quality!
>>23175094
likes clubbing
>>23175085
maybe virgin ?
>>23173456
likes animals
>>23172731
learns spanish
>>23176697
Was quiet in school.
>>23176252
Gay fantasies.
Mumptions
>>23176833
rides a motorcycle
>>23176697
can't cook for shit
>>23176540
just took a shower
>>23176252
yeah definitely gay fantasies
>>23176251
dudeweed
>>23176239
ice hockey
>>23175094
considered a career in modeling
>>23175085
touches himself too frequently
>>23175066
makes good pasta
>>23175053
meth, not even once
>>23175094
hairstylist
>>23176239
wishes he didn't live in the city
>>23176251
smokes weed regularly
>>23176252
watches anime regularly
>>23176540
likes classical things
>>23176697
worries about what other people think of her
>>23176833
has done crime, but was never caught
>>23176854
raised by single mother
>>23175190
I hate niggers newfag
>>23174334
>likes cooking
cant cook at all
>>23174741
>Watches Anime and judges people for liking stuff that is "too mainstream". Thinks that most people just enjoy Miyazaki because it's entry level but only he really GETS Miyazaki.
I dont like anime, i like many mainstream things and I dont know who the fuck is Miyazaki.
>>23175042
>Very intuitive, probably has done LSD before
Yes. I dont like LSD tho, did it once
>>23176870
damn you look like a superhuman
>>23176854
watches sports
>>23172236
Avante garde artist/fashion guy secretly looking forward to Zoolander 2 to see his industry/culture get some media spotlight
>>23172267
Listens to popular music you hear on Kerrang radio.
>>23172274
Actual hipster.
>>23172301
Has more instagram followers than >>23172364
>>23172364
Sarcastic atheist photographer.
>>23172484
likes mma
>>23172621
British, partys hard at weekend
>>23172679
Enjoys indie music, introverted and maybe vegan
>>23176854
also likes mma
>>23176697
runs a small business
>>23176251
smokes weed and people think you're a Rasta, you're not a religious person though you just like weed
>>23177288
Wrong, even though I do like weed. My looks are not the result of that however
>>23177288
Has, on many occasions, nonchalantly licked a person sitting next to him.
>>23176870
Has seen the grace of god, discovered he was black and decided it wasn't he time to die and so resurrected himself.
>>23176854
Owns two 12 gauge's, a pistol, and a rifle.
Drives a truck.
>>23176697
Likes to silently judge people from a distance.
>>23176251
Has a degree in bio-engineering.
>>23176239
Has been in a lot of protests, but only to fuck the hippie chicks that attend.
>>23175281
Is Japanese.
>>23175085
Family owns a holiday home.
>>23175094
Knows a martial art.
>>23175066
Judges before he judges himself.
>>23175053
Has a bag full of human feet.
>>23174989
Judges the peoples.
>>23174876
Isn't actually an anime. Also, set fire to a mouse.
>>23174741
Is a master swordsman.
>>23174729
Hacked the NSA at age 12.
Discovered the truth at 14
Became brain dead after abusing drugs at 18 because he couldn't handle the truth.
Is currently on 4chan.
>>23174334
Speaks german.
>>23174322
Dudes been friendzoned.
>>23174136
Judges, strangely.
>>23173456
Has a thing for garden gnomes.
>>23173376
I already did you.
>>23173026
Is a really good cook.
>>23173004
Edits a lot of his photos, also likes making me hurt my neck.
>>23172997
Is very friendly when meeting strangers.
>>23172799
Is secretly a softie.
He loves cuddles.
>>23172731
Really likes science, specifically physics.
>>23172679
Smoked weed once.
Owns a bong, a pipe, and 200+ papers.
>>23172621
Has seen the horrors of the universe.
>>23172579
Once threw popcorn at a kid,and blamed it on Pooh.You fucking monster.
>>23172476
Once got knocked the fuck out in a mosh pit...after he head butted the stage.
>>23177422
>Judges the peoples.
Hahaha what's funny is that the picture I used is also my profile picture on Facebook and I captioned it "judging the peasants"
>>23172236
fashionable german dude. been to Berghain.
>>23172243
Knows at lot about how to look good
>>23172267
b8 filename
>>23172274
works in an office and hates it
>>23172278
chill outs in room for too long
>>23172280
used to be a nerd. that experiance has either made you into a decent guy or a complete cunt i cant tell
>>23172301
topshagger travels to aus and ibiza for partying
>>23172364
work in a cool shop but kinda hate it. A few guys secretly love you.
>>23172385
preppy dude might go and see some rough stuff when you move outta home
>>23172444
bit of a poser
>>23172484
ex forces
>>23172731
can seem aloof and distant. maybe its just social camouflage
>>23172945
had a shite time at school now in control of life and loving it
>>23175053
rebellious
>>23175094
dated an asshole over him now though and wiser for it
>>23176697
smart but full of self doubt.
>>23177422
unchallenged in uni/job so puts creative effort into 4chan
Wreck me
>>23177785
You're the dude I told to grow out his hair and beard.
>>23177809
ayyyy. think am going to go for it. Beard gets a bit crazy and it can be pain at work when it gets oil and sawdust in it. Are you from UK? London specifically cant explain it you look really english
>>23177832
Yeah man, it really suits you. And good guess, I'm English but not from London.
>>23177785
>>23177832
god you are hot
>>23177860
Thanks! share a pic if you want...
>>23177855
aye i worked down south for a while and its very different from Highlands haha
>>23177873
You're from Scotland? Does that mean you've got that badass accent?
>>23177883
haha yeah ladies seemed to like it when I am abroad. Where abouts in uk you from?
>>23177873
>>23177912
woah/10 I dont know what assumptions to make.
>>23177904
I'm from the Midlands, close to Birmingham but I don't have a brum accent. I guess you could say it's more received pronunciation.
Where in Scotland are you from?
>>23176854
Aggressive
>>23176870
into fitness and active lifestyle
>>23177288
well read, quiet and kind of awkward
>>23177422
easily bored, listless
>>23177785
>>23177809
>>23177928
Awesome, brave, smart
>>23177912
Hot. Know what you want. Likes reading and is has good taste in fashion
>>23177785
True. Is a history fanatic.
Owns Nazi paraphernalia.
>>23177942
I just want some entertainment, is that too much too ask. :'(
>>23177912
Paints her feelings.
>>23175053
barista
>>23175066
you're starting to get concerned about your bowel movements
>>2317509
you like being ethnically ambiguous
>>23176239
you spend too much time on the internet
>>23176251
you've had sex on the subway
>>23176252
you drink alone
>>23176697
plays violin and listens to hip hop
>>23176854
likes family guy
>>23176870
eats yams to stay fit, sucks a mean dick
>>23177288
wants to be an animator
>>23177422
sheltered upbringing
>>23177785
you have a great idea for a short film but reservations about going through with production, plus you're broke
>>23177832
you are generally happy because firefighter pussy is a real thing
>>23177864
you are well travelled but shy and you own a nice camera
>>23177912
you are currently and always bleeding caffeine
>>23177979
Impressed you guessed the history thing. I love reading about the past. no nazi shit though. dont want to cross that line
>>23177962
I love to read as for fashion though I dunno
>is it plain black
>yes thank you
>>23177979
I wish I were a painter
>>23177987
I don't drink caffeine anymore but when I did you were right on the money.
You have a hearty laugh, stone outside and very mushy inside.
>>23177999
Did you know Hitler used to be a painter?
I wonder what would of happened if he hadn't been rejected by the art's college.
>>23178036
Yeah its amazing. After he got rejected he was sleeping rough in winter and a Jewish guy gave him the coat of his back. Hitler was pissed off that he had to accept help from a jew. What a fucking shitebag
>>23177987
living in a house near campus with a bunch of your mates. Waitin on the future to happen
>>23177912
into a lot of sad/weird shit but is actually kinda feelin life right now despite its hurdles. Oh and Kafka rawks
>>23177864
College liberal, nice upbringing. Posts a lot of progressive politics on fb. Has been to a couple places outside of home in US recently and is now overcome with wanderlust
>>23177785
life was kinda shitty for a couple of years there, the nihilism was strong. Now its better. This is confusing
>>23177422
funny as fuck neet. belongs in internet hall of fame. hang out with me
>>23177288
so i think maybe you might like movies, and have gone to comic con
>>23178082
been to the bulldog coffeshop in amsterdam but that an easy one. Guess your pretty unchallanged right now but enjoying the easy times
Pretty spot on assumption though. Got kicked out of uni now got a job I love. Things change. every breath is a gift
>>23172236
26
Laid back, quietly confident, tends to have relationships with girls who have serious emotional baggage. Likes House music
Occupation: designer? possibly graphic design, for clothing etc.
>>23172243
23
irrationally insecure, gets into bad relationships, often does good deeds for other people.
Works in a clothing store/retail.
>>23172267
19
Very shy, only truly comfortable around friends. can act very silly when drunk.
piercings and contact lenses betray that you aren't confident with your own sense of identity yet. May not like yourself very much.
Occupation: student.
>>23172274
25
Massively into vidya, PC master race (no time for consoles)
Seems like a sincere guy, probably makes a good friend, but I can see you as the kind of guy who settles for a partner who is less than you deserve because you're insecure. You should aim higher.
Occupation is quite unclear, but it's definitely something that requires a lot of skill, like you have to be smart to do it.
>>23172278
22
feminist. has had AWFUL relationships, resulting in a shattered perception of men and self. Just wants to be loved.
has anxiety, can behave quite irrationally, but is probably quite intelligent and can be very sweet.
Occupation: student
>>23172280
27
resents people who he percieves as better looking
Tries so hard to not be a stereotype that he has ironically become a greater stereotype than the "generic" people who he resents (goatee, matrix glasses, band t shirt)
Probably one of those people who if you got talk to them, and they lightened up a bit, would be cool to have a conversation with. I bet he can hold a brilliant conversation about music.
Occupation: chain store employee
>>23172301
23
a really vulnerable person. well meaning, insecure about physical appearance, enjoys expressing himself when given the opportunity to do so.
Probably get mistaken for a douche bag a lot, because he's good looking. You're probably sick of the type of partners you attract.
>>23178082
Awe, of course. Netflix and chill, or go "bowl"ing?
>>23178071
He sounds like the woman that sued the dude who pushed her OUT the way of an oncoming car.
"Fuck this guy trying to be kind, how dare he"
>>23177987
In a sense, I didn't really get out the house much as a kid.
>>23178123
drummer for grunge rock band based in Portland but with a Seattle vibe
>>23178172
Posted a make me beautiful thread even though she's cute.
>>23178123
You're right about some parts. Half of /soc/ has indeed called me a dickhead or a douchebag and I'm very so sick of the kind of women I attract. It's generally the party-crazed cakeface ones. I'm not insecure about physical appearance in the slightest though, I don't really pay attention to other people much in that sense.
assume away :D
Assumptions in next post
>>23172364
24
very pretty but insecure. septum piercing and the cut out forehead gave this away (i know because I've done it myself)
quite arty, probably owns vinyl and goes to gigs.
Occupation: clothing retail
>>23172394
23
looks younger than he is, gets ID'd a lot.
Tries hard to be fashionable and to fit in.
Occupation: Student
>>23172444
26
into fashion, takes care of his appearance,
Funny, has a lot of friends, not afraid to be the butt of the joke.
Occupation: music/ film student.
>>23172579
25
Comes off as creepy, trying to hard to look approachable. is probably quite nice, definitely beta.
Occupation: waiter
>>23178209
It looks like you're in jail bro
>>23178172
Nordic as fuck
>>23178123
Has had an STD
>>23178082
Gay or bi, does drugs
>>23178172
Impressed that you've figured out that I'm a musician, but I'm certainly not a drummer, or based in US.
>>23178218
Closet submissive
>>23177864
Mean
>>23178258
Not even closet, good guess
Give it to me
