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ITT: We recount the first time we did the bad touch upon ourselves
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ITT: We recount the first time we did the bad touch upon ourselves
I'll start
>Be 11, quite sheltered and clueless in the ways of sex, porn and all that crud
>Do very little outside of play vidaya and watch TV
>Wasn't allowed outside much as a kid either
>Finally get a laptop and internet, spend time doing what 11 year old me did
>Get told about porn by some older friends
>Initially confused as to why someone would watch "prawns" as opposed to eat them
>Friend records some on phone and shows me to end my confusion, tells me about Redtube
>Go on Redtube, boobs and vajayjay everywhere
>My mind is fucking blown
>Never masturbated before, but I get the jist of what must be done by watching the videos
>Whip out the ol' one eyed snake in the living room
>Sister across the room from me watching TV
>Mother sitting at the table at the back of the room (not that big a room anyway) doing whatever
>Stealth fap as best as I can
>Ejaculate, not that much and no sperm, but eh, feels good mayne
>Exit tab, delete history, run to the bathroom, wash my hand and revel in this new discovery
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>>23169906
You kids have it easy nowadays. Try getting ahold of porn before the internet.
>be 13
>haven't even seen tits except sneaking down the stairs when parents are watching basic instinct after I went to bed
>one night at my grandparents house late at night
>they are out having dinner
>grandpa has binoculars (wtf you old perv?)
>brother and I use them to spy on neighbors across the backyard
>see neighbors cock through window (wow this wasn't the greatest idea)
>put binoculars away
>brother says you can watch porn on tv by putting cable on spice channel and changing the tv input to channel 7 (oldfags remember this)
>you can barely make out nipples through the fuzziness but can hear fucking clearly
>watch for 20 minutes trying to see pussy
>have hardon so long it begins to hurt (don't know about bluebells yet)
>go to bathroom to see if I can make it go down
>play with dick and realize the more I play with it the better it feels
>all the sudden i get tingle in my body then I shudder hard and cum erupts out of my dick
>WTF
>nobody told me about this shit
>I hope nothing is wrong with my cock
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>>23169977
blueballs*
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