the other assume thread is dead, kickstarting a new one
Hello
>>23156141
Oh damn.
You look good.
;_; lemmy <3 david bowie <3 alan rickman ;_;
>>23156136
kawaii on the streets, senpai in the sheets
>>23156141
is my wife in an alternate timeline universe <3
who pocket mortys here?
>>23156136
You know how to dance
>>23156141
You've been meaning to get a tattoo but haven't decided where to go
>>23156191
back off, loser.
>>23156141
<3
>>23156136
your facial hair filled out before your friends' did
>>23156141
you have one thing that you have passion for and really want to talk about it, but it never comes up in everyday conversation
>>23156191
women swoon over your eyebrows
>>23156136
Has smashed a few Yarbles in his day.
>>23156141
Secretly wishes to saddle up a pig and ride it through town wearing a cow boy hat. >>23156191
Wants to own his own TV show.
>>23156196
Cuts down trees, cry at night because he's secretly a wood elf
>>23156200
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?
>>23156204
omg back atchoo david bowie lookalike <33
>>23156157
Thank you
>>23156136
I never know what to say with you. Lonely?
>>23156191
You remind me of George Michael in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYX0sjP6Za8
Introverted with a rare sense of humour.
>>23156196
Wouldn't get a tattoo.
Truck driver or a construction worker. Into metal and EDM. You have a dog that you adore over anyone else.
>>23156204
Pigs, so yes
There is something really odd about your personality that the majority of people won't understand.
>>23156210
Correct.
I assume that you think you're attractive, prefers rugby over football, foster's over carling.
>>23156196
your friends showed you everything that you claim to like. they shaped you
>>23156210
you have written in-depth film reviews before
>>23156240
</3
>>23156191
The Green Arrow.
>>23156200
What flavor.
>>23156212
AKA Pedobearz.
>>23156210
Inserts shit into nostrils.
hey i'm new here xD
>>23156260
Kek random metaphorical shit not actual wtf wrong with mye typing 2days.
>>23156262
I'll be your guide.
>>23156136
Quiet observant type
>>23156260
there's actually two of you, identical twins that post here
>>23156262
new only to posting, has lurked for years
>>23156274
people often think you're older than you are
>>23156248
They've shaped me but my tastes are the outlier in the group
>>23156240
Actually I'm a developer, the dog isn't technically mine but I do love him, music is spot on
>>23156210
Nicely done!
You dream of opening an ice cream shop that's puts Baskin Robbins out of business.
>>23156141
looking for new excitinh people after shity stories with the old ones.
you like nice restaurants and shopping
>>23156274
mostly just on this pic...
you used to be really thin and worked out
>>23156262
assume others pls. stoned and sad
>>23156260
a tim burton character
>>23156210
can be really funny sometimes
>>23156204
slightly nerdy normie
>>23156200
in love with himself
>>23156260
wtf r u hinting at, brah
Assumptions in next post
>>23156267
Famalam, look at my face.
This is the face of a dude that's been up since 4am and has done two tests and a minor write up.
What the fudge is a metaphorical shit? XD
>>23156274
Uses a punch bag as a stress reliever, has done so many times without hand wraps.
>>23156262
Is mud 23/7, he's sober for a single hour and during this hour he becomes a god of mathematics and solves the Goldbach's conjecture.
>>23156260
Has moments where she is overcome with a spontaneous and uncontrollable desire to organize every single thing in that house. Even the dust.
>>23156311
nah..
>>23156141
doesn't leave the house without makeup
>>23156191
only plays retro video games and owns a n64
>>23156196
you drink beer in the shower
>>23156260
really enjoys the nightmare before christmas
>>23156260
if we were together i'd cosplay as him jus for u bb
>>23156240
lolol, accurate
>>23156332
Pussy game is T1
>>23156274
Plays tabletop rpgs
>>23156262
Needs a good night's sleep
>>23156274
You look like youre slow to anger.
>>23156317
I bet you're really good at having deep conversations.
>>23156322
KEK I honestly have no idea what I'm writing I too have been up since evAr
Been in workshop since morning and my shit ain't even done gonna go back tomorrow
Tldr;
The word shit means stuff
That has some truth to it.
>>23156312
That you're juice.
>>23156332
Only on holidays
You now how to weld and are into cars
>>23156332
I do when I go for walks and jogs and all that exercise shit
You're rather bitchy, friendly to those close to you though. Got along well with your mother. Prefers nintendo over the other platforms.
>>23156210
Rich parents
>>23156204
Alcoholic
Supreme gentleman
>>23156196
>>23156136
listens to some sick ass hip hop beats
>>23156141
your face looks scandinavian
>>23156191
do you surf or something?
>>23156196
total bro
>>23156260
you're more of a coffee person
>>23156345
Picture didn't upload.
Assume me.
>>23156354
Thanks bro!
You're getting a job in social services and you like graphic novels
>>23156352
What?
>>23156332
haha yeah, phone emulator
never owned a n64, i was the playstation kid 8^)
>>23156354
naw, always been afraid of water like a cat
>>23156348
I don't stick stuff up my nose...anymore...Highlighters smell good, okay?!
>>23156240
>Carling's, always.
>Not a big fan of sports, though rugby can be funny to watch on occasion.
>No.
>>23156354
Smokes because of Anxiety.
>>23156359
Has a giant teddy bear named Dudley.
>>23156363
You don't like putting much effort into your posts.
>>23156332
Is over competitive on CS;GO
so?
>>23156379
Wut
>>23156374
Underage b& or close to it
>>23156396
In a frat
>>23156363
Aspie
>>23156212
if i looked like david bowie i'd be way happier
>>23156240
pigs are cool. my personality changes often
>>23156352
first part maybe, and no but i fucking wish i could be elliot tier
>>23156354
you're hiding in this photo, you don't want someone to see you smoke
>>23156359
all you know is forward, you just go man i like it i wish i had your hypothetical confidence
>>23156363
you don't give a fuck. look at you
>>23156317
smokes rolled cigarettes
>>23156408
Honestly man I needed to hear that, thank you
>>23156191
Godlike
>>23156196
Ok
>>23156200
Hmm..
>>23156204
Ok
>>23156210
Hmm..
>>23156260
Hmm..
>>23156434
Nice Nigel
>>23156403
Dude, don't lie.
Don't try to deny it
I knew you got's the Dudley.
>>23156451
Holy shit.
That's a handsome man.
>>23156465
Very beautiful indeed
>>23156469
Oh my day's.
I love that saucy card.
>>23156354
Not really
>>23156354
Easily triggered.
>>23156428
...That's not really an assumption...
>>23156489
Has slapped people with his hair.
>>23156426
Really hates taking pictures.
>>23156451
...Did...did you make this? ._.
>>23156535
Nope. I just happened to find this rare gem. I suppose I could make one.
>>23156545
How many of these do you have? o.0
>>23156563
Not many now. I deleted a folder than I thought I rarely used that had loads of our glorious leaders in them. Only realised around a week afterwards.
>>23156520
>Really hates taking pictures.
Pretty spot on.
>>23156621
Has gone on an adventure with that dog.
...You followed some railway tracks.
>>23156637
Is a giant push over and make's people laugh.
>>23156579
... So, you have an odd obsession with pigs, you HAD a folder filled with Nigel, and you have a cute voice...
Do you want the marriage in July or December?
>>23156428
lets make stunning godlike babies boo
>>23156191
Weak jaw/10
t''rsrrobo sabb''0
>>23156686
Pretty spot on, do I know you?
>>23156136
You work blue collar
>>23156141
Your a student
>>23156317
Your married with a kid
>>23156898
You're not an English major
I like to take pictures of my face staring at the camera so I can stare back. No movement like a mirror, just a cold dead stare.
When it gets really intense for me I threaten that thing. No response and I'm left feeling like I will never be as cool as them.
Anyone else hate the strong silent types?
>>23156898
Gets ID'd constantly
>>23156579
>>23156480
>>23156451
>>23156465
Top lad
>>23156354
Started smoking at 11
>>23156332
Gender studies
>>23156317
Is into age gap relationships
>>23156136
>23156136
sociable and outgoing
>>23156141
cheerful and very sweet
>>23156191
strong personallity likes order
>>23156196
hates brown people
>>23157117
has a good relationship with his parents and family, comes from a religious family.
>>23156898
has 2 pets in his/her apartment , dont like spiders
>>23157117
Favorite pokemon is Pikachu
>>23156374
Either you or your parents are catholic.
>>23157117
>get id'd constantly
Every damn time gaaahhhh
>>23157146
Ha, I live with an Iranian
You feel uncomfortable around parties but like people
>>23157400
iranian?? wtf
>>23157663
You have a REALLY bad case of rbf, but you're probably the nicest girl.
Havent done one of these before heh.
>>23157744
You love pop punk
>>23157663
Huge environmentalist
>>23157146
Big MTG buff
>>23157117
Bernie fan
>>23156579
The hero Britain needs
>>23157146
shy, but kind of a dick
>>23157663
kind pretentious
>>23157744
gay
>>23157767
I don't know why, but I think you'd make a good Table Top RPG player
>>23157794
not much self confidence
>>23158275
sunnyboy, a lot of friends
>>23157794
sports, computer games, girls
>>23157767
studies computer science
>>23157744
underage
>>23157663
likes morrocan mint tea and talking in cafes
>>23157146
mexican. webdesigner
>>23159616
you have some dark secrect
>>23161429
who knows....
...me I guess
Here is me, I work in an un-named call center for a majorly shit company.
>>23162245
whats the point of as assumption now
>>23162904
you probably like drinking/socialising a lot
also, posted in other dead assumption thread but got no replies
>>23165189
you like hiking, biking, beaches and you work out
>>23165208
you are serious, you like video games and dubstep
>>23166379
you party a lot, you drink a lot, you like trance music and weed.
(sorry for the shit quality dog wouldn't sit still for longer than 1 second)
