>you will never be as alpha as Alpha Alfred
Why even live?
What the fuck is an alpha alfred
>>23151271
Remove yourself
>>23151271
Dude he didn't even look at her nipple!
He probably did look at my nipple but he is firmly friend zoned.
>>23151310
Nobody, I mean nobody puts Alpha Alfred into the friend zone
you wish you were this fabulous
>>23151320
It would be better if it shows the whole thing so people know what were talking about. This thread needs nore alphas now
>>23151320
>Mouthbreathing
>>23151336
>>23151343
>implying
I bet alpha alfred is just winded and prepping for round 2 with his side bitch
>>23151350
>implying male and female friends can't rest on the same bed and/or couch
perhaps this will answer your question
>>23151389
Alpha Alfred doesn't have friends, only hoes on speed dial