one of these, probably gonna be a sausagefest anyway edition
my weenie shall be first on the grill
>>23146394
Not kill
>>23146397
Marry
Fuck
Possibly kill
>>23146394
Handsome dude, I'd go out drinking with you
>>23146397
You're unrealistically attractive so I'd just avoid eye contact with you
>>23146403
You seem like quite a down to earth individual. Would definitely be bros with.
>>23146421
Would chill with. You play pool?
>>23146394
er' thang
but actually hang. you're a cool chap. you seem like you have a good taste in film too, husbando.
>>23146397
Probably not real. But cuddle
>>23146403
ride on your back as you tear through the forrest and bring me to a high point on a mountain to see the view
>>23146394
Piss next to and greet in a bar restroom.
>>23146397
Cuddle, also cook.
>>23146403
Probably kill cause I feel you'd eventually garrote me.
>>23146444
I get this a lot, I am not actually a murderer.
>>23146444
>not including taking a peek when pissing next to husbando
either way, hang. you seem like you'd be a lot of fun in a weed circle
>>23146421
Shave head in sleep.
>>23146429
Start a band featuring solely 2 banjos and a whole lot of love.
>>23146421
live in your right nostril
lol, just kidding. handsome guy. i'd probably tang along with you to some parties
>>23146469
I can't play a banjo, nigs. Will my washboard skills suffice?
>>23146394
>>23146403
>>23146421
hang out bc ur faces say nothing to me.
>>23146397
hang out in a mentally unstable way. And i would wait for you to finish the thing with your hookups, so we could eat McDonalds and talk about their dick size.
>>23146429
rather than hanging out i'd prefer to have a deep talk with you.
>>23146444
secretly praising you, so i would do anything you wanted me to do.
>>23146389
ignore the snapchat text
>>23146421
i'd take you up on that offer
>>23146429
thanks! everything, but most of all hang every chance i could get
>>23146444
would make awkward small talk with in the bathroom while we were pissing, eventually hang
>>23146444
wow, would question sexuality with
>>23146493
I've never even touched a banjo, let's do it my boy.
>>23146496
Praising me for what?
We'd get high and saw all the tire swings at a playground in half
RIP bread is dead
>>23146546
Bread is toasted. Bread is delicious.
>>23146555
wouldpromiseyou'recutetohelpyourego/10
>>23146555
Cuddle
>>23146555
ladies and gentlemen this is the way the thread dies
>>23146555
kill
>>23146496
totes. we both look like we could use that
>>23146542
I saw one through a window once. Doesn't look too hard. Les go
>>23146504
Hang out
>>23146555
Kill
>>23146397
Marry
>>23146403
Brother
>>23146421
Hang out
>>23146610
Chop trees with.
Hang with the guys
>>23146397
Everything except kill and marry
>>23146555
Hang out
>>23146394
Fug
>>23146397
Fug
>>23146403
Hang out
>>23146421
Hang out
>>23146429
Fug and all the trimmings
>>23146444
Hang
>>23146555
Cuddle and then realise it's not you before any further action
>>23146610
Hang
>>23146658
Hang
>>23146610
do whatever you're doing in that one pic of you when you're hanging from something with you
>>23146658
bandmate
>>23146707
same, duh
>>23146719
I promise it'll be platonic I'm not gay or anything
>>23146658
would hang with and have a smoke
>>23146749
obligatory
marry all
>>23146770
polygamy
>>23146397
borrow your shampoo and conditioner
>>23146496
give you some rehab center brochures
>>23146749
cheat off of in programming class
>>23146389
I'd date myself.
>>23146749
>>23146770
>>23147118
>>23147129
kill for making the thread die.
>>23147095
kiss bc u look like a nice guy with kinky stuff going inside.
