Assume some shit.
you have a hard time finding hats that fit you, op.
>>23142942
Not really. y tho?
>>23142952
Because your head is massive and very round
>>23142947
Funny guy of his group, enjoys cringe humor
>>23142925
You're in a field or hope to get into a field that is math related/math heavy
>>23142925
grown up but has teenage feelings
>>23142947
very shy
>>23142967
sensitive, high voice
>>23142967
loves sing
>>23143104
looks like very sarcastic guy.
>>23142925
melancholic?
>>23143104
Takes photos in black and white to seem deep. Jk your good
>>23143148
>>23143174
Gotta r8 m8s or its just b8
>>23143174
Fuuu mobile made my image sideways
>>23143147
Gets mistaken for a hipster / 10
>>23143104
Sinister looking eyes but probably pretty friendly
>>23142967
Tumblrina
>>23143181
Just did friend
>>23143204
Aight, you pass inspection
>>23142925
Wishes he was really good at drums
>>23142947
Enjoys Nathan for You
>>23142967
Embarrassing middle school photos hung around permanent home
>>23143104
Doesn't really drink a lot of beer or pay particular attention to the brand
>>23143147
Buys ink in wells
>>23143148
Deep physical insecurities
>>23143164
Chill guy
>>23143174
Browses /fa/
>>23143227
Has slowly regained his humanity after contracting vampirism at 18
>>23142925
Convicted because of a crime he might be innocent
Or guilty of another scrime crime
>>23143227
lives in alaska
>>23143174
trying to be a hipster
>>23142925
I assume you are a moleman and live in an underground kingdom, plotting the demise of humankind.
>>23142947
Has gone as Stephen Hawking for Halloween at least once.
>>23142967
The lower half of your body is a burrito.
>>23143104
Spends most of his day catching alley cats in hopes of putting on a Cat Olympics that rivals Sunnyvale Trailer park's yearly event in style and granduer
>>23143147
Lost one testicle in Iraq and another in Alabama. Still has three to go.
>>23143148
Masturbates to pictures of Jason Statham drinking coffee
>>23143164
Only has one thumb
>>23143174
Lives in his parent's bathroom so he doesn't have to tell women he lives in their basement
>>23143227
Was never the same after the incident at Polly's.
>>23143842
Are you the same guy as last time someone said that?
>>23143853
It's possible.
>>23143227
good to talk to
>>23142925
serial killer
>>23142947
serial killer
>>23142967
serial monogamist
>>23143104
vocalist for the band "The National"
>>23143147
in a folk-punk band
>>23143148
insecure
>>23143164
seeks out suspect pornography
>>23143174
lonely
>>23143227
time traveller
>>23143879
Carved those words into the walls with an ex-lovers diamond hard cock
>>23143879
I never saw you timestamp, how come?
>>23143902
Because there are no girls on the internet
>>23142925
Loves dogs hates cats.
>>23142947
Made shitton of YTMND pages.
>>23142967
Works in clothing store.
>>23143104
Hates kids.
>>23142925
YouTube comedian (you kinda look like SuperEd)
>>23142947
Wants to be a meme
>>23143227
Always looks himself very long in the mirror.
>>23143148
Art student
>>23143147
You could either be a cool guy or really annoying. Hard to tell.
>>23143241
>>23143842
>>23143879
>>23143975
Accurate
>>23143775
Maryland
>>23143887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it9lFgpde48
>>23143241
I'm still a vampire senpai
>>23144038
Pretty spooky m8
>>23144038
You are Beautiful.
>>23143148
is absolutely insane and hates men
>>23143164
The best friend you could ask for
>>23143227
Jesus dude you look 30
>>23143879
Is a fucking gorgeous piece of ass GEDDEMN!
>>23143967
Creepy spooky gurl.
>>23143975
Enjoys his ball of rice and fish shake like no other.
>>23144038
My god...
>>23144122
has an obnoxious laugh
>>23143975
you like travel
>>23143967
you dont makr friends easily
>>23143967
into doom-y music
>>23143975
Maintains his car well
>>23144038
Pragmatic, blunt
>>23144122
honest and easygoing
>>23144160
wears headphones a lot of the time
>>23144063
>>23144071
>>23144122
>>23144221
thanks big bois
i do what i can
>>23144160
please post feet
>>23144221
Is a secret panty-sniffer.
>>23144160
Terrible personal hygiene and diet.
>>23144122
Thinks he is gay but actually just wants to be dominated by a big strong lady
>>23144038
Is clinically depressed and clinically retarded. Calls apples "green taters"
>>23143975
Tried to kill himself last year. Wishes he had.
>>23143967
Is actually the one that writes Taylor Swift's songs.
>>23143879
Knows how many licks it takes.
>>23144311
>Is clinically depressed and clinically retarded. Calls apples "green taters"
you know what i can't even be mad at that
>>23142963
Maybe it's just the pic. No one has ever said I had a big head before. Eh.
>>23143104
Pretty much true probably
>>23143147
I can be.
>>23143227
I wish I could play anything really.
>>23143310
I was accused of something stupid a few years back. It's easy for people to believe I'm an absolute creep.
>>23143842
How did you know?!?
>>23143887
I get that a lot.
>>23143967
I love them both, but cats are my favorite.
>>23143975
Nope, but I am thinking about making a fishing "show" once I get a Gopro
>>23143879
You have worked as an intern either in the past or as of right now, also support Donald Trump
>>23143967
You hate that you aren't funnier, probably browses those shitty subreddits about eating cheap
>>23143975
Are in a Facebook group for car-spotting
>>23144122
You eat your cum, talk to yourself in the mirror
>>23144160
You are clingy af, also lazy
>>23144221
You like Grand Strategy games, also loved legos much more than average as a kid
>>23144250
you limp your hands, deep monotone voice, hates the fedora meme because thinks atheism is worth the cringe-factor
>>23145007
You play OSRS, dont like anime very much
>>23143227
Shave that crap off your face and be Tom Cruise.
>>23145133
That's like the fifteenth time I've gotten "Tom Cruise" (although people usually add "With AIDS"
Personally I think I look more like Anjelica Huston.
>>23145081
Sharp wit, thin political filter
>>23145007
Your pals like to bug you.
>>23144311
Finds most women annoying.
>>23144250
People say you're full of yourself, when really you're just farting around.
>>23144237
Absurdist theatre is overrated, in your opinion. As much as you enjoy doing improv and comedy, drama is more of your strong suit.
>>23144221
Maybe a lil too nice.
>>23144122
Insomnia's killing you.
>>23143967
Disillusioned with pretty much everything.
>>23143164
Prefers Korean over Chinese cuisine.
>>23144221
likes Sufjan Stevens a lot
>>23144122
played guitar in high school
>>23143147
saw hateful eight opening weekend
I'm on the right
>>23147313
Works with media in some form
>>23147319
Scriptkiddy who loves FPS games
>>23147330
Friendzoned.
>>23145007
Amusingly brittish bloke
>>23144311
Wishes he could draw/animate so he could watch his weird ass dreams come to life
>>23142925
Pretty chill, possibly normie
>>23142947
The meme guy of his group
>>23143104
Pretty chill, has a job
>>23143227
Listens classical music or techno
>>23143879
Looking for qt boys, listens Adele
>>23144160
Drinks/smokes, doesn't like weird people (non-normalfags)
>>23144250
Art student?
>>23145007
A britt or something
>>23147319
Plays CS:GO
I have work-clothes on.
>>23147837
What makes you say friendzoned? We've been dating for 8 months now
>>23143147
Has artistic or musical skill. Eats seafood.
>>23143164
Is an immature nerd. Used to watch wrestling sports - probably still does.
>>23147313
Useful idiot. Supports academia till the death.
>>23147319
Hates his depression jaw. Has an average dick.
>>23147953
Argues over which programming language is superior.
>>23147837
Army dropout
>>23147330
Is a good actor.
>>23147313
Is very artistic.
>>23145081
Studies sociology.
>>23144990
Is more of a dog person.
>>23144311
Was raised by the streets.
>>23144221
Friendly, but has anger issues.
>>23144160
Tried to fly away using those balloons.
>>23144122
Has died his hair pink, multiple times.
>>23144038
Sparkles in the sun light.
>>23143975
Used the free wi-fi to upload that photo to the cloud.
>>23143967
She knits.
>>23143842
Smoked fags once, but threw up.
>>23144122
LOVE IT!
>>23149153
a bit nerdy, some late-teen confidence issues. but pretty normal in the end
>>23149122
seem very normal, maybe kinda serious
>>23147953
graphic designer or webdesigner
>>23147837
likes trips into the green, picknick, summer
>>23147330
unironically conservative loook and mindset
>>23147319
massive headache
>>23147313
artsy but business-oriented. draws comics himself
>>23145281
angelica huston, and some spanish actress, dont remember her name
>>23145081
very quiet. feels lost
bumpbump
>>23147313
>Absurdist theatre is overrated, in your opinion.
Way off the mark. I directed about fifteen short plays by Konstantin Galczynski for part of a directing class I had to take. It's musicals i hate.
>>23147953
Math rock / shoegaze / dream pop / emo is more my thing
>>23149153
Haven't been outside in a week senpai
>>23149489
remember anything she's been in?
>>23150609
women on the verge of a nervous breakdown. minor role
>>23142925
would try to contradict my formula,
>>23143174
spends too much time wondering if his phone is too big for practical use
>>23143967
had a really big incense craze during teenage years, now cringes at the smell of it
>>23144122
oh hey bro *hugs for just a little too long*
>>23144160
has a closet full of pissed off ex's
>>23144250
funny guy to work at a restaurant with
>>23144990
very soft and sensitive core
>>23150759
I'lll keep an eye out for it.
>>23142925
You are chaotic neutral. Your left testicle is made of plutonium.
>>23142947
Once, in Burma, you stole a rare and treasured artifact from a Buddhist temple to use as a buttplug.
>>23142967
You have been constipated since 2008.
>>23143104
You spend all your nights singing "I'm a pretty kitty" in a high falsetto while sharpening a meat cleaver.
>>23143147
Your name is Wilhelm von Frottenheim and you invented the tube sock.
>>23143148
You lost your virginity to an orangutan who was, at the time, a deputized police officer in a wacky buddy copy movie. The murder was later solved and a lifelong friendship born. The orangutan never called you back.
>>23143164
You have a severe gluten allergy. Bread gives you a raging erection.
>>23143174
On your home planet, people age backwards and smearing each other's face with feces is a sign of greeting.
>>23143227
You were abducted by aliens and taught the art of dressage.
>>23143842
You are the love child of Orson Welles and Audrey Hepburn.
>>23143872
You won the Marine Corps Marathon five years in a row. The Moldovan Marine Corps Marathon.
>>23143879
You still carry a bullet lodged in your chest from a failed duel in 1857.
>>23143898
You are the inspiration for Optimus Prime.
>>23143967
You climbed Mount Everest twice, and intend to go as many times as necessary to make the peak fully yellow.
>>23143975
There are at least thirty, maybe forty dead hookers in your basement.
>>23144038
Your prison name is "El Maricon"
>>23144122
After escaping the farm, you made it a one-person mission to bring down the Amish.
>>23144160
You were teenage pregnant with the Second Coming of the Messiah, but "fell down some stairs."
>>23144221
You masturbate to muppets.
>>23144237
In a pinch, your sweat will serve as a blood transfusion substitute.
>>23144250
You go on wild trips from portobello mushrooms.
>>23144311
You're in a Danish Black Metal Band.
>>23144990
You have been raped by a dolphin.
