Tfw gf never wakes you up with morning sex
TFW girlfriend never wakes up.
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Because you don't have girlfriend.
>>23122987
If that's how you want to act that is fine, but this is /soc/ not /b/.
You might be in the wrong board /b/ruh
That's because it's considered rape since you didn't give consent.
>tfw can't wake up qt bf by riding his cock in his sleep bc rape
>>23122957
Tfw you are a KHV with no gf
>>23123007
>but this is /soc/ not /b/.
dont you mean /r9k/
>>23123009
Plenty of consent given. Nothing to do with that.
Fuck you and your gf. I've never had a pleasure of a relationship with the opposute sex
>>23123014
Nah mang
>>23123042
Hostility this early in the morning isn't healthy. How about you go outside and run out something?
>>23123044
Dude it's 4 pm and already dark on the Old, let me stress it OLD AND MAGNIFICENT Continent
>>23123066
So you your excuse for not going running is it's dark outside? Wittle baby afraid of the dark?
>>23123076
Running is for faggots. Gym and martial arts are comfier
>tfw ex bf never woke me up with morning sex, but did wake me up with morning-fondling sometimes.
felt alright.
>>23122957
Talk to her about it
Morning sex is awesome. The look on his face when he wakes up with his dick in my mouth is priceless. Getting fondled and slowly waking up to being fingered is amazing.
Just tell her you'd enjoy the hell out of that
>>23122957
>Tfw gf
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
