Post a pic, everyone else makes assumptions about you.
I'll go first.
>>23120994
You're pretty good at most things but not a master at anything. You have a loud laugh and prefer to be in control of any situation you're in.
>>23121020
Doesn't take shit very well. Very intelligent, was likely a poor student until university though.
>>23121020
You don't like yourself very much but sometimes you think your personality is okay.
>>23121031
Lol, spot on
I'd love to know about me.
>>23121088
Witty and coy, knowledgeable about many subjects. Often thought of as quiet or reclusive, maintains a small tight knit group of friends.
tell me about myself
ill tell some people about their true selves in a bit
Never done one of these before. Just curious I guess.
I'm not ready
>>23121111
Enjoys technology, likely codes. Has had limited mental health issues.
>>23121119
Speaks like an upper-classman. Has expensive tastes in both food and entertainment. Maybe a bit snobbish, but at least cultured.
>>23121111
Off topic but thats an amazing haircut.
>>23121114
Maintains an impeccably clean home, lived with parents till a slightly later than normal age. Also is probably careful with his money. Has never changed his own oil.
>>23121046
Sweet! You've got an obvious face.
>>23121108
A am most of those things -- but friends are over rated.
>>23121111
You are completely lost. Every time you think you know something about your path in life you're demotivated in a month.
>>23121114
You dislike most people. You can't understand why they don't share your opinions or why they can't read the logic of an argument.
>>23121119
You're one of those people deeply convinced that you were born in the wrong era.
>>23120985
>>23121141
Fuck me. Posted sideways.
>>23121135
Everything except the first assumption is true.
>>23121141
Not very good with technology. Very good at the gym.
>>23121157
You just seem like a very clean person.
>>23120994
Hard working, average guy. Possibly some anger issues you inherited from your parents, but nothing severe. You believe that gun laws are dumb, and people reserve the right to carry.
>>23121020
Intelligent, but not as smart as you think you are. Witty during conversation. You make everyone laugh. You would prefer sitting in a desk to working outside. Genuinely a good guy, but could let more, 'shady' folk get you to do stupid shit so you can prove your worth.
>>23121088
Not much to work with here.. You crave attention in small amounts, likely never being the center of attention in large proceedings, but in your inner circle of friends you are the one who keeps them going. Probably not the best with small talk, very emotional. Loyalty is your forte, never turning your back on others, even if they might deserve it. Nice grill.
#Sidewaysman
>>23121137
I totally agree.
>>23121141
you take a methodical path in everything you do and get very frazzled when something doesn't go according to plan
>>23121178
Actually very true
>>23121158
Tru
>>23121125
definitely not the first one, the second one a lil bit
>>23121137
this one's about right
>>23121134
thanks man it's an accident
>>23121170
Nailed it.
>>23121088
I assume you want to be a teacher
>>23121119
I assume you are from Italy
>>23121111
I assume you make friends very easily
>>23121170
you're dreadfully uncomfortable in your body but don't even know how to begin to fix it.
>>23121207
Doesn't give a lot to work with. I assume your degree was not in the sciences, you can speak a second language, and you have an etsy.
>>23121207
that would be a safe guess.. but not really.
I'd assume that you sometimes fantasize about living on a farm in the middle of nowhere with lots of cats and quiet and tea.
I assume the thread is about to tank.
>>23121131
haha close, just about everything except the speech
>>23121137
most of the time
>>23121207
almost, my parents are Italian, I'm from NJ
>>23121299
you have a dick like a toddler's arm
>>23121299
You just want people to like you. More than anything else.
Assumptions incoming
>>23121312
You have been trying you're absolute to be happy.
>>23121312
You are often disapointed.
>>23121308
you don't take anything seriously.
>>23121312
everything about you is soft. Your features and personality as well. You bruise easily.
>>23121326
You worry compulsively about how people see you and how your actions are interpreted.
terrible picture but just wanted to write some assumptions :3 will be seperately
>>23121326
reads alot of business-oriented self help books
>>23121312
enjoys the beach
>>23121308
where can i get that jacket?
>>23121207
johnny depp superfan
>>23121356
yeah ur right
>>23121371
i got it from work
>>23121367
Hell, I just think you're cute.
Would snuggle/10
>>23120994
You're a planner- love to know whats happening and when. Also enjoy long drives and camping.
>>23121020
You're intelligent and you know it, you enjoy talking about politics and world events.
>>23121088
You wish you had a better camera. You like photography and nature walks.
>>23121111
Quiet but hilarious. You strike me as the one kid who only speaks when there's a great joke to be told.
>>23121114
You're a control freak. You like everything in it's place. You feel the same away about people, you like a very specific type of person and struggle to change based on others opinions
>>23121119
You enjoy good food and wine. Also travel- you're the kind of guy to go on a 3 hour road trip to wine tastings.
>>23121141
You care alot about nutrition and never stop talking about it.
>>23121170
You have a short tempter and generally don't appreciate other peoples company.
>>23121207
You like to bag out pop music over starbucks with your friends
>>23121299
You have a lot of self doubt but are very bright. Also artistically gifted.
>>23121308
You were that one super loud and obnoxious kid in class
My id changed?
>>23121371
damn son i just saw that american football poster. ur the man
>>23121367
you wish that at least 50% of the world was cartoons instead.
>>23121371
i'd bet you're a genuinely nice guy who accidentally offends people by being too opinionated without realizing it.
>>23121223
Liberal Arts degree, I can speak French but no etsy.
>>23121238
I do love cats but hate the sound of the rest of it lol.
>>23121371
Not a fan at all
You keep the glasses because a girl you like and liked said guys with glasses were cute.
>>23121367
Is it warm in there?
>>23121389
I wish i liked photography. Art post 1700 is lost on me. Anyone who doesn't like nature must secretly be a robot. Good guess though.
>>23121114
You overshare
>>23121371
still procrastinating
>>23121114
STEM major
>>23121119
Wonders why people consider him aloof when he has a contemptuous expression on his resting face.
>>23121141
John is that you?
Lets hear
>>23121119
A bit pretentious but pulls it off well.
>>23121367
Emotionally unstable but nice.
>>23121367
You believe in at least one conspiracy theory
>>23121371
Your name is timothy
>>23121119
>>23121432
how is this not the same person
>>23121438
There's a difference in hair length.
>>23121424
you're into the 90s
>>23121424
You have confidence when you speak that makes you seem sure of yourself.
>>23121425
You're totally unsure of how to talk to new people.
>>23121432
You've spent real time trying to figure out how you would survive if you were attacked by a bear.
>>23121424
>John is that you?
Sorry frien im not John
>>23121438
top is way more schwartzman
>>23121389
>You care alot about nutrition
Somewhat true
>and never stop talking about it.
Not even
>>23121326
More outgoing than most, class clown maybe?
>>23121367
Has martyrdom fantasies.
>>23121371
Mild ADHD, the guy in the group who actually knows what's what.
>>23121170
Leads a normal life. At times, it's not normal enough. Other times, too normal.
>>23120994
A guy who's used to being the hardest worker. Uncomfortable around gay jokes.
>>23121020
A bit eccentric, finds flaws in other things very easily
>>23121088
quiet, wishes for something a bit more, but can't quite put her finger on it
>>23121111
picture perfect in theory, but you have very specific issues with something
>>23121114
Dislikes confrontation, wishes more people were like him. not that that's a bad thing.
>>23121119
someone who always had what he wanted handed to him, but suddenly had to start working for himself. managed quite decently
>>23121141
always argued with the teachers. hated the loud, popular kids who act like hot shit, could probably beat the fuck out of them
>>23121207
closet car chick
>>23121299
A guy who's always worked smart, not hard (although maybe he coulda put a bit more effort in)
>>23121308
never really did much with anyone besides his girlfriend? not too close with many guy friends
>>23121312
stary-eyed traveler
Did I miss anyone?
whoops, spent too much time on the last one, now I gotta get everyone else.
>>23121424
Enjoyed leather as a young teen
>>23121425
on the sports team, but you're kind of still in last
>>23121432
either extremely militaristic, or extremely artistic. no in between
>>23121450
the dude that can get away with the slightly dirty jokes on dates. knows how to tease people without sounding like a cunt.
I just woke from a coma and have no idea who I am. Who am I?
>>23121486
Poop. Sideways.
>>23121467
I have the same shirt. Nice.
I can say you like to live a very comfy lifestyle free of worries.
>>23121458
that's true in part
Im good at talking to people I've only just met, but I have difficulty with thinking up conversation subjects I haven't gotten to know well yet but know already
>>23121467
you fap to weird shit
>>23121486
>>23121477
metal fan. quiet, works low-end IT maybe?
>>23121486
enjoys Chaucer, drives a Hyundai Santa Fe
>>23121477
You're way more in touch with your feminine side than other people give you credit for.
>>23121467
"sometimes i can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I'm not living."
For you: You're creative and you haven't found the right outlet because you're not naturally gifted and it's frustrating.
>>23121450
You're fairly certain that you could be a professional gambler if you really tried
>>23121503
Lolz hard.
>>23121486
A girl who sees no shame in marrying rich and reaping the benefits.
>>23121515
>>23121477
Wow.. People usually just think I'm gay.
I'm not a robot
>>23121535
...not with that beard.
I'm at work. Hate my job most of the time and stopped giving a fuck a few hours ago. And the photo is most likely sideways
>>23121593
You're one of those girls that thinks girls are just the WORST
>>23121593
you're shy and and over think a lot.
>>23121601
why are you such a bully ozN?
>>23121593
closet dom
>>23121593
Damn
>>23121606
Bad relationship with my father. The usual.
"Of yourself" should have been included
>>23121636
do you wanna talk about it
Me and the dog??
>>23121601
My job involves females as my only co-workers. They are mostly idiots. So yes, I think they are the WORST
>>23121603
Close to the truth you are.
>>23121622
Only on occasion do I dom. Just when my partner thinks he can be the only aggressor
bonus tip: not american
>>23121655
/soc/ is great at reading people (^:
>>23121646
Not really but sure why not. Just looking for an assumption based off my music choice
>>23121646
this was meant for
>>23121629
>>23121662
you look wet. Like you're on the brink of an emotional breakdown.
>>23121680
yah totes. one time when i was 16 i noticed we ate french fries the same way and it was life changing.
>>23121687
he sounds like a real jerk
>>23121510
this and jungle are my favorite from iyrtitl
i'm obviously an emotional bitch
>>23121700
who does? the guy you are quoting?
>>23121700
i'm glad we see eye to eye Emy.
>>23121711
how exactly does a man look wet to you? are you a faggot?
>>23121662
you look tired, like you just got back from work.
>>23121511
A fan of music. I am quiet. And I'm super unemployed right now.
>>23121720
well, it is 3:26 AM where I live
>>23121715
...how do those two things go together? There is no correlation.
Ready for the commencement of assumptions.
please be nice
>>23121662
You look like an angry jaded guy
>>23121906
Works at home
>>23121840
Friends with his pizza delivery guy
>>23121833
Is older than he dresses like
>>23121647
Obvious animal lover, smiles with strangers easily
>>23121593
Indeed has a boring 9 to 5 job, dreams to escape
>>23121486
A well mannered , family loving, caring individual
>>23121477
Sometimes wears make up
>>23121467
Always has the same emotional expression, could be the lost son of Vladimir Putin
Will post assumptions after this post.
>>23120994
Would much rather be inawoods operating.
>>23121020
Easily insulted, and doesn't handle stress well.
>>23121088
Not a lot of self confidence.
>>23121111
People like you, but you never feel like they really like you.
>>23121114
Might kill someone someday.
>>23121119
Works at an expensive restaurant.
>>23121141
Works out to make himself feel better.
>>23121170
People love you. No matter what.
>>23121207
Really wants to be an individual.
>>23121299
Doesn't trust his own hair.
>>23121308
Kind of an asshole at times because of who you hang out with, but you aren't a bad guy at heart.
>>23121312
Wants to be a zebra.
>>23121326
No one will date you, but everyone wants to hang out with you.
>>23121367
Likes to confuse people about what you are.
>>23121371
Likes Shane from the Walking Dead a lot. Maybe too much.
>>23121424
In an Asian gang.
>>23121425
Rich cunt.
>>23121432
Likes to change yourself based on what your spouse is like.
>>23121450
Doesn't get out much, but loves being out.
>>23121467
Doesn't trust anyone, not even yourself.
>>23121477
Awkward at first, but wild when close/drunk.
>>23121486
Depressed.
>>23121593
Low self esteem, even though people tell you otherwise.
>>23121662
Active life, but not really happy with it.
>>23121833
Funny, active fellow. People like being around you.
>>23121840
Is a whore for pizza.
>>23121906
Nice, outgoing guy. A bit pretentious.
>>23122148
Vapes unironically.
>>23124019
tidy with her looks but messy at home
>>23123966
likes playing the badboy ocasionally
>>23122148
not interested in anything
>>23121906
it doesnt get sunny where you live
>>23121840
normal college guy from USA
>>23121833
works with wood
I'am actually not of middle eastern decent or South american decent
>>23124437
but there could be some mix have happened with your ancestors. you like fast cars
figure me out pls
>>23124683
Actually German/Scottish/Irish/English/Papua New Guienean and Torres Strait Islander - Indigenous to Australia but nice try
>>23124074
Why you say that? I'm not that pale. ..lol u look like a smart guy
>>23124787
I didnt come up with anything better haha. you enjoy making your own money
>>23124711
into fashion and iphones. gay
>>23124768
dreamy, likes to game
>>23124768
ur gay
>>23124711
ur gay
>>23124437
ur super gay
>>23125659
And you are extremely super anal retardation gay
>>23121111
This fag!
Check em!
why dead
>>23125659
Annoying, pretentious, whiny.
>>23124437
You're a loud person.
>>23124711
The typical douchey Asian
>>23121662
Fucking boring
>>23124019
quiet voice, reserved in public
>>23121833
is accidentally a jackass to people while trying to be friendly
>>23121593
Acts bitchy as a 'thing', probably low key sits on faces
>>23126586
faps to trannies
>>23125659
dates trannies
>>23124768
is a tranny
>>23124711
twink
>>23124437
gets angry easily
>>23124019
perfectionist
>>23122148
drug addict
>>23126603
Slob, apartment/house is a fucking mess, car is filled with trash.
>>23126600
party 2 hard
>>23126603
enjoys reading for pleasure
>>23124711
is the only guy in his social circle
>>23124437
probably hairy all over
>>23126742
pic didnt post lmao
>>23126748
You look like a guy that's really kind/nice all of the time, but when you get mad you get fucking pissed
>>23126761
this is pretty accurate, and it could either be explosive anger or bitterness that lasts a few days.
woohoo
>>23126748
likes chillwave
>>23126603
has a Chihuahua
>>23126600
works at chipotle
>>23126586
tea partyist
>>23125659
worked at guitar store until fired for getting drunk and not showing up to teach lessons
>>23124768
listens exclusively to rap
>>23124010
pretty much nailed the OP.
Ok.
>>23126603
>>23126600
Is true :-)
>>23124074
Also is I think
>>23120994
Drives a subaru
>>23121141
Are you an artist?
>>23121170
I bet your pretty funny and have a good personality
>>23121207
You have a interesting taste in music
>>23121299
Cool guy to play vidya with
>>23121312
You shower twice a day
>>23121326
You have friends that you hang out with on weekends
>>23121367
You like to read
>>23121371
You look lime someone who thinks about the world a lot and questions things
>>23121424
You don't like your family and would rather be alone
>>23121425
Christian
>>23121432
Drives a hatchback
>>23121450
You would look great in a tracksuit >>23121467
Youll find the right woman someday
>>23121477
You ride a bike to work
>>23121486
You like more relaxed days than rushed ones
>>23121593
People think your a fun person to be around
>>23121647
Your parents are proud of you
>>23121662
You seem like a smart guy
>>23121833
Write a book, people will read it
>>23121840
Delete your snapchat
>>23121906
Your at the gym a lot
>>23122148
You always have a relaxed attitude and life
>>23124074
You would do well in business
>>23124437
Drives a suv or mustang
>>23124711
Into clothes brands and electronic music (poptrance)
>>23124768
Your cultured
>>23126748
Your a kind man
>>23126603
Positive guy
>>23126600
Quirky and smart, 3.7 average student >>23126586
Musician who wears vans
>>23125659
Intelectual
>>23127109
Live in a city
>>23126603
Calling me a drug addict is kind of ironic mate, especially with that face of yours
I do, of course smoke a lot of weed but weed is a plant anyway so am good
>>23128184
plants can't be drugs guys, go home
Let me have it
just fuck my shit up senpai
>>23121088
raised in tight knit catholic family but starting wonder whether she should move out where she feels comforable and start exploring the world more
>>23121119
went to school for visual design and is just looking to get a foothold before he starts dating again
>>23121111
likes anime and goes to alot of conventions idk why i think that desu
>>23128211
You look like a guy that lives to have a good time, and has the friends to make it happen. Would hit bar with.
>>23128203
Only if I can give it to you sideways.
>>23127109
raised in brooklyn and wants to do something creative with his life
>>23127047
frequents mu and plays the gutiar among other instruments
>>23124074
bright guy with a good sense of humor went to a frat but not really a bro
>>23121647
is that a golden retreiver your a fun person who gets along with everyone
>>23128248
Wanna spoon?
>>23128202
It's a whole different category, hence the terms soft drugs and hard drugs. Also other plant based drugs are likely to be heavy psychedelics, weed isn't trippy like that. So yeah, whole different category. Even alcohol is a hard drug.
So yeah, with weed being a total different thing altogether you could argue it's not even a drug.
>>23121662
hates america and americans
>>23121111
quiet, gets really competitive over video games, likes hugs
>>23121114
enjoys history, is a bad driver, learned to read at a really young age
>>23121119
cooks a lot, spills shit all over himself a lot, likes to drink tea
>>23121141
likes being dominant in bed, used to watch american idol a lot
>>23121170
just wants a hug, likes getting hair pet, has a dog
>>23121207
english is your favorite subject, secretly listens to top 40 songs
>>23121299
doesn't know what he wants to do with himself, but eventually will figure it out and become a millionaire
>>23121308
you look like the type of guy who would throw rocks at me in elementary school, jacks off 5 times a day, is really sweet deep down
>>23121312
not a cat or dog person, but a reptile person. likes cupcakes
>>23121326
i feel like the shits you take are monstrous, and you used to play football
>>23121367
gets sick a lot, lots of people admire you but you don't know it
>>23121371
sings way too loudly in the shower, spends too much time on your hair in the morning (but its worth it, i love it), a real sweetheart
>>23121424
unfulfilled in life at the moment, but you will be soon. you look like you are a very artistic guy
>>23121425
you cry a lot, but it's ok
>>23121432
you go through a pack of cigarettes a day and like mexican food
>>23121450
you put winky faces at the end of all of your texts (you're very cute btw)
>>23121467
LOVES doing absolutely nothing (which isn't bad!), would be the sweetest boyfriend
>>23121477
holy shit you look insane, in a great way though. i desperately wish i was your friend in real life. i bet you would be like "let's go steal an ambulance" and for some reason i'd go along with it
>>23121593
f e m d o m
>>23121647
you look like someone who i could cry to for an hour and would just hug me and tell me everything would be okay
>>23121662
you like football and drinking beer
>>23121833
you like going on long drives to clear your head
>>23121840
you look like you give such good hugs!
>>23121906
you look sad and like you have migraines all the time
>>23122148
smokes too much weed, loves candy
>>23123966
did really well in school, loves his mama
>>23124019
deep down you want to be everybody's friend even though you know it isn't possible
>>23124074
this guy fucks
>>23124437
has been in a few fights
>>23124711
sings in the shower a lot
>>23124768
got picked on a lot as a kid, reads a lot
>>23126600
insecure, a fun friend
>>23126748
you look like you like to bake!
also here i am
kek every assumption bar 1 is pretty fecking accurate bahaha
>>23129016
forgot to add this >>23124437
this seems like fun. have at it
>>23128510
I get the vibe that you speak in a deadpan and have a dark/dry sense of humour.
>>23129026
Reads a lot of fantasy books and watches a lot of anime
>>23128211
Likes to party and get loaded
>>23128203
Is a serious guy who if not already will work too much and alienate his wife by not being around enough for the family.
>>23128184
weed and vidya kind of guy, goes to jam band shows
>>23127730
Is a people person
>>23127109
is named 'zak'
>>23127047
really wishes he had a gf / really misses his ex-gf
>>23129053
business or law student, like sports
>>23129026
reads a lot of fantasy also movies and tv, likes skating and swimming as well
>>23128510
insecure about your lgbt identity
>>23128211
crazy guy who watches bizarre movies and ports
>>23128203
things didnt turn out like you thought
>>23128184
listens to psychedelic rock when high
>>23128510
Listen to fallout boy
>>23129053
Trying to model for A&F
>>23129247
Video game developer
>>23121119
A waiter at a nice fancy resturant
>>23121647
You enjoy talking your dog out for walks
I'm going to make assumptions about your pets.
>>23120985
Lizard
>>23129260
Don't have one
>>23129247
Dog
>>23129053
Cat
>>23129026
2 cats
>>23128510
Hedgehog
>>23128211
Cat
>>23129264
>>23129281
I meant to say you have a lizard, not op. Idk how I linked wrong.
>>23128510
Confused about your gender
>>23129053
Into camping and other outdoor stuff
>>23129247
Wanted to be an actor
>>23129260
Has made at least a dozen mixtapes
>>23129281
Is slightly bi
>>23120985
>>23129363
Haha I love this one. Because I hate rap music.
>>23128493
>>23127730
>>23121458
>>23124010
Damn, you guys are good.
>>23129363
You still have a box of polly pockets, barbies, and beanie babies at your moms house.
Also, your assumption was incorrect.
>>23129368
You're a tree hugger and you don't shave your legs.
>>23129372
You don't know how to cook so you eat a lot of ramen and microwave burritos.
>>23129281
Correct. Lol you have a kik?
>>23120994
likes Henry Cavill
>>23121119
you should grow out that beard you'd suit it and look cooler
>>23129372
you dream of rubber dingy rapids in heaven
>>23129694
>>23129696
>>23129708
qoops those were meant to be together
>>23129287
pug lol
>>23127730
Spot on
>>23128493
Either the majority of every sub-30 person falls into this description or you're good at assuming accurately.
>>23128493
>would be the sweetest boyfriend
Shiieeet, you got a kik/Snapchat/Skype? Mine are camhovey for the first two, camhovey72 for Skype.
