ASSUME THREAD
>>23116663
You are Moon
>>23116663
Cares about his friends and family a lot and is always there for them.
>>23116663
Nice friendly guy
>>23116775
Marshal from how i met your mother
>>23116663
Nice dude, always does his best to make people happy
>>23116775
Tries to be cool, but fumbles it up a bit. People still like you, though.
>>23116806
Unnecessarily edgy.
>>23116775
has big lips
>>23116663
wieviel hast du für den haarschnitt bezahlt?
>>23116741
serial killer who likes to plot kidnapping people by staring at them in the parking lot. Alone. Just like he will always be.
>>23116775
guy who ate too many beans so he has a bean shaped face
>>23116806
Random badass 4channer
>>23116851
Looks like an Estonian guy with his sisters
btw heres my pic
>>23116874
I regret nothing, those beans were mighty tasty.
>>23116879
Loves camping.
>>23116851
Does a lot of charity work.
>>23116806
Is a giant push over.
Posting assumptions in next post
>>23116919
...not
>>23116663
German citizen with slavic ancestry
>>23116775
Not very good in mathematics
>>23116806
Hip-hop listener
>>23116851
Italian-jewish blood. Has big family
>>23116879
Very shy person.
>>23116879
Art student in oregon or san fran
>>23116851
A nice hard working guy. Your father is proud of you, and youre content with your life
>>23116806
Youre either given too much or not enough. Hardly satisfied, but a really good guy on the inside. Hates people telling him what to do, but doesnt realize they do it out of care.
>>23116924
Not??
>>23116663
homosexual
>>23116775
bottom homosexual
>>23116806
asshole
>>23116851
homeless
>>23116879
former slut, current feminist
>>23116919
craves white cocks
>>23116926
eats rice and fish often and wants to become my anal sex slave (you look yummy)
Assume away, faggots.
>>23116663
Feels very uncomfortable in that jacket, prefers something with a hood
>>23116775
Has spent a disproportionate amount of time discussing the Assassins Creed lore
>>23116806
Floods CSGO servers with the rest of his Croatian buddies shouting into the mic and thinking he's tip top comedy
>>23116851
Thinks he's depressed because he had a bad day once a month or two ago
>>23116879
Tends to type in a typical tumblr way, with no punctuation or capital letters, lots of acronyms and CAPITAL LETTERS (This was before I read your post btw)
>>23116919
Radically changes her hairstyle very often
>>23116926
Art student that's not sure if she's taking the right path in life
>>23116958
Has worked in a coffee shop for longer than she'd like
>>23116958
know all second hand shops in town
>>23116926
innocent shy girl
>>23116919
not happy with her job
>>23116879
hacker, not into typical girlish stuff
>>23116851
irish ancestors
>>23116806
boring dick
>>23116775
mixed race
>>23116663
cliché IT guy, prob Europe
>>23116663
Level headed
>>23116775
shy but intelligent and calm
>>23116806
happy go lucky
>>23116851
friendly man who every asks for advice
>>23116879
shy but very witty and charming
>>23116919
Down to earth, fun
>>23116926
Friendly, knows what shes doing
>>23116958
Very fun to be around, up for anything
>>23116970
Bro, someone you can always rely on
>>23116958
Is ironically a female faggot
>>23116926
Works with her parents
>>23116919
Lives in a mostly white neighborhood, has mostly white friends to
>>23116879
Hates public transportation
>>23116851
American ranch life, rides horses and tractors
>>23116806
Fuckface
>>23116663
Duetscher bratwurst ja ja super geil
>>23116775
Sometimes edgy
>>23116663
Into metalcore
>>23116775
Doesn't know what direction he wants to take his life in
>>23116806
Really wants a romantic connection
>>23116851
Holds back parts of himself and wonders why his friendships and relationships don't work out
>>23116879
Hates riding the bus
>>23116919
English major
>>23116926
Has esoteric interests
>>23116958
Has a good relationship with father
>>23116970
Has anxiety
>>23116974
The "computer guy" in the family
>>23116978
Thinks his hair looks better when he doesn't have to go anywhere than when he does
>>23116979
Approaches life optimistically
how close was I, friends?
>>23116663
Seems happy snough for who he is
>>23116775
Fan of the man
>>23116806
2edgy4me you were that kid in highschool who thought anarchy was a legitimate form of government
>>23116851
Optimist
>>23116879
Loves Netflix
>>23116926
Ambitious, but a lil crazy too
>>23116958
You go to coffee shops to listen to uninteresting people talk about their uninteresting problems.
>>23116970
Favorite movie is Sideways
>>23117013
Watches Game of Thrones
>>23117015
Accounting or Business major
>>23117013
Is fat and still thinks she's above rating people to get rated.
>>23117004
Very good actually
me on the left. assume away
>>23117020
Finance Management. Nailed it
>>23117082
Obviously a tatoo artist
>>23117082
you're sick of doing dolphins, rainbows and tasmainian devil tats
>>23117075
>>23117085
nice!
>>23117090
BINGO
and silhouette birds, and infinity symbols, and music notes anything
>>23117099
hey also sick of:
smelly feet
can my friend watch?
bad breath
can i get a bro deal/discount
will this hurt?
people who don't follow aftercare instructions
>>23117116
>smelly feet
mostly hate doing guys feet even if theyre clean and dont smell, some chick feet will smell tho. fucking flats
>can my friend watch?
normally i dont mind as long as its one person. hate it when people bring a group
>bad breath
never get that close
>can i get a bro deal
happens all the time, even if we've never met
>will this hurt
yeah. thats why im not covered in tattoos. i just like doing them. im not a masochist sub
>people who dont follow aftercare instructions
"so is this ok to take to the beach? im flying to Cancun after this"
i mean i could find plenty to bitch about, but really im just happy i get to do this and make cash every day
and every now and then you get a hot client that lets you put your hands all over her, and suddenly its all worth it
I am >>23116974
>>23117082
besides you job you like social drinking and concerts
>>23117015
you think you're not masculine enough
>>23117013
warm and bigh heart
>>23117004
gaming doesnt relax you enough
>>23116663
you got a weissbier after cutting your hair
>>23116775
far african heritage
>>23116958
you're a hipster
>>23116979
you're not satisfied with your hairdo
>>23117222
Not quite. Definitely used to, but not anytime in the last year or so. Good guess though
Also checkes
>>23117222
Spot on, it really doesn't
>>23116879
Holy shit you look like my crush i love you
>>23117222
Actually I dont drink and I dont go out much unless it's work related.
Never could get a taste for beer so I just smoke bud
Used to be more outgoing but tattooing sucks all the socializing out of me so im mostly home drawing/playing vidya. Maybe two shows a year
>>23117555
ah now I understand why my old tattoo artist flatmate only wanted to draw and game all afternoon long...
>>23117867
lazy college student
>>23116806
looks really mad, but is really sensitive and likes to cuddle.
>>23116974
you have a great sense of humor and like to joke around alot.
>>23117015
good advice giver.
>>23118964
-chav
-eager to grow out of your acne stage but play it off anyways
-at least bisexual
