new assume thread, the other one is dead
>>23100153
well you go outside apparently so i'm going to assume you have friends and a social life
>>23100153
You look like a good guy, but you probably have some twisted fetishes
>>23100205
You're actually a cardboard cut-out pretending to be a person
>>23100221
You are the nicest girl in a group of popular annoying girls.
>>23100153
just fuck my shit up
>>23100221
i dont even care about you but theres a power button on your mirror!!!
>>23100237
You live in a camper van?
>>23100238
>>23100245
Cmon ya gotta r8 m8s
>>23100244
You're one of those guys who have naturally good looking hair, no excessive combing, gel, or spray needed
>>23100153
Is high as a kite
>>23100205
Has a body pillow which can stand on it own...for some reason.
>>23100221
Can turn her mirror on with a single touch.
>>23100237
Is secretly an Aryan robot built in Japan
boomp
>>23100271
enjoys absinthe and pipe tobacco smoking
>>23100244
took one picture 3 years ago then immediately smashed all cameras in a 3 mile radius
>>23100237
will never get gf
>>23100221
gets 3 dick pics a day minimum
>>23100153
enjoys bowling
>>23100569
Your eyes are so deep mang... no homo
>>23100153
Likes people
>>23100205
a bit self-conscious but is okay with it
>>23100221
loves her dog
>>23100237
really likes marijuana
>>23100244
doesn't enjoy the outdoors as much as he thinks he should
>>23100245
likes math, hates English
>>23100238
likes buying new clothes
>>23100257
sees getting a girlfriend as the ultimate goal to happiness
>>23100271
doesn't identify himself as "sporty" but sees the merit in competitive sports
>>23100245
I assume you often forget to eat.
>>23100271
I assume you are secretly Steve from Blues Clues
>>23100569
I assume you bought that sweater before Cosby's allegations
>>23100576
lol i have been told my eyes are very sunken in before. no cromo dude
>>23100569
You had an after puberty sort of blossoming but still really feel the need to impress girls because you think you have a babyface.
Or you just bought way too many guitar picks and thought it would be a funny picture to send a friend.
>>23100244
Recently you've found it more difficult to sleep, so you stay up watching youtube videos.
>>23100587
You look pretty basic but i bet you are cool af.
>>23100606
lol i don't play music to get girls and i very much resent the idea
people comment on your mole every day, like right now for example
>>23100587
nope i bought it 2 weeks ago. why is this bill cosby's sweater
>bec's face
not u
>>23100153
Child molester
>>23100205
Closet homo
>>23100221
Dime a dozen instagram 'gurl'
>>23100237
Town drunk
>>23100238
Edgelord emo who works at hot topic and hates his parents.
>>23100244
Gets friendzoned
>>23100245
School shooter
>>23100257
Short bus
>>23100271
"Why do girls never talk to me"
>>23100569
Makes indie solo music
>>23100635
Everyone knows you are a fugitive from the old bolshevik revolution trying to keep the old faith.
>>23100587
Super laid back, likes some drugs
>>23100597
Really unsure about what to do with your future
>>23100606
Wickedly smart, classy
>>23100638
Wants to be feared
>>23100153
That's not just ice-cream you're eating...
>>23100205
A rare specimen that actually looks better in photos than the mirror
>>23100221
Drives a citrus green car just to be that little more 'unique'
>>23100237
The only time you're sober is when you're too fucked up to remember to stay high
>>23100238
Worked as a bouncer, ended up quitting because you didn't have the temperament
>>23100244
Is much older than their youthful face suggests
>>23100245
To this day you're still obsessed with the secret of posting vertical photos
>>23100257
Wears a hoddie indoors to hide a multitude of scars, resulting from cage fights
>>23100271
Only feigns apathy to fit their 'image'
>>23100569
Is ridiculously self-conscious of their nose
>>23100586
Sleeping pattern is beyond salvation, fiend of the night filled with misanthropy (possibly batman?)
>>23100587
You project your insecurities onto others
>>23100597
'Be there or be square', you chose the latter
>>23100606
Sick of being 'that Asian girl' in the group
>>23100635
Spends way too much time online with a fake picture trying to get cheap laughs
>>23100638
can fuck a girl for 2 hours but it takes 10 minutes to get it up
>>23100638
diet consists only of potatoes
walks his dog whilst listening to "hey there delilah"
>>23100663
You look like you want to be a poet but haven't written anything.
>>23100587
I bet you're an artist
.>>23100689
You look like instead of using normal weight, you just lift smaller people.
>>23100638
smells like quavers
>>23100638
hows the weather?
>>23100689
Into self care. Has priorities in line, pretty well put together
>>23100743
Is into art painting/drawing/sculpture or some kind of creative expression.
>>23100638
hates driving on the motorway, particularly the M50
>>23100638
strikingly handsome, clearly goes on walks
>>23100638
A man of great adventure
>>23100638
loves firetrucks
>>23100153
You've never been disappointed with small things, and once enjoyed longboarding
>>23100205
You have dreams of being a real boy
>>23100221
You want to be a graphic designer, and break hearts frequently
>>23100237
You're a one man party train
>>23100238
You love motorcycles
>>23100244
You enjoy photography and chinese food
>>23100245
You know two languages
>>23100257
You had/have a hard time with other kids
>>23100271
You're partially colorblind
>>23100569
Your favorite movie is Sleepless in Seattle
>>23100586
You make candles in your free time
>>23100587
You're actually interesting sober
>>23100597
You have a paper fetish
>>23100606
You're not very patient and like flamin hot cheetos
>>23100635
You'll end up working border patrol
>>23100663
Has a tough attitude but is actually very gentle
>>23100731
>>23100740
>>23100745
>>23100746
>>23100764
>>23100774
>>23100783
>>23100813
All unique post IDs all commenting just once on one person...
>>23100638
You're more lonely than I can make fun of.
I'm sure life will get better soon bud x
>>23100153
not a fan of blacks, are we?
>>23100587
you don't know how to use makeup very well
>>23100689
full body masturbation is the norm for you
>>23100856
do you work at an IT firm?
>>23100205
likes racing stripes
>>23100221
dances?
>>23100237
swims?
>>23100238
secretly a brony
I am in the middle. The dude.
>>23100221
Looks like someone wholikes Lana del Rey
>>23100205
Dont like to show thing you like, at least in the form of posters
>>23100238
Can enjoy of hot water everyday
>>23100244
Afraid of natural light
>>23100245
Lost faith in humanity
>>23100254
Not a fool i would pity
>>23100271
Tired of pretending he likes his friends
>>23100587
You dye your hair
>>23100597
You do your own haircuts
>>23100635
Raised in oregon
>>23100663
have a small dog
>>23100743
Smart tumblr user
>>23100856
Lives only with dad
>>23100938
No, hospice care. But I love fixing and building computers, my step dad also owns a computer business.
>>23100941
I lived with my dad for a few years
>>23101040
damn. Knew it was something involving computers though, haha.
>>23100856
That's pretty specific, but also pretty spot on, took a crack at photography awhile back and its been a minor hobby since then. I also love me some orange chicken but I'm not even sure if that's legit Chinese.
>>23100689
Thanks for that, I have a horrible case of babyface and I take a lot of shit for it.
>>23100635
I'd have to have friends for that, great pic btw.
>>23100606
Right on the money!
>>23101057
I think the orange chicken we see is americanized Szechuan. Most of it is americanized
Real Szechuan province food is too spicy to handle
>>23101079
Hmm, I'd like to try it, I want to think I have a really high spicy tolerance but that might be an overestimation
>>23101122
Test your limits dog
>>23100586
I do love my dog ^-^
>>23100635
I assume you're a traitorous Yank
>>23100941
I'll admit, I am a fan
>>23100638
knows how to walk toward a cam
>>23100205
you look like the quiet guy who secretly steals everyone's bitches
>>23100221
you look like a girl who would be fun to get ready for the club with, be blasting music and we'd get our eyebrows done together
>>23100237
listens to eminim
>>23100238
CRABCORE CRABCORE CRABCORE
>>23100244
nash greir
>>23100245
computer science nerd who makes like a million bajillion dollars
(your eyebrows are on fuckin fleek btw good job)
>>23100271
you look like you'd put niar in someone's shampoo for fun
>>23100569
stoner
>>23100586
atheist
>>23100587
desu you remind me of a girl from my hometown who just brags on fb about being with black guys constantly. so thats what I keep thinking of.
To not be bias though you look like the girl all the other girls hate because their boyfriends probably flirt with you
>>23100606
bland girl who doesnt care about makeup or boys and has a really monotone laugh
>>23100635
troll
>>23100689
your power level is over 9000
>>23100743
can do a perfect cat eye, dye her hair, but can't fill in her brows
come on girl get it together, society crumbles because of shit like this.
>>23100856
it looks like your eye is kinda twitching so i feel like you're the guy at the office who explodes if someone takes his stapler
>>23100941
someone id get weed from then totally ride some gnarly waves with
using the same pic because I'm tired
These tend to be interesting
>>23101639
loves watching speed runs on twitch
>>23101529
nicki minaj superfan
>>23101218
disgusted by smokers
>>23100941
big slint fan
>>23101218
youre wearing colourpop on your lips
>>23100941
has a weird laugh (but thats okay)
>>23100938
not very social but is fine in social situations
>>23100856
listens to vampire weekend
>>23100743
genuinely a good person, can handle shitty situations well
>>23100689
doesnt try to be a douche, it just happens
>>23101670
Haha, not at all. Never been on twitch actually.
Hm, if I had to assume I would say you play Dota 2 or Starcraft on a somewhat regular basis.
>>23101731
loves dancing
>>23101709
enjoys alt/indie music and breaking hearts
>>23101670
Very opinionated, may have been abducted by aliens during childhood (has no recollection of ages 6-9)
>>23101639
Involved in gaming /comic culture, is a big fan of cranking
>>23101529
Suburban trend follower
>>23101218
Part time mermaid or goddess
>>23101709
They're pretty decent, don't really go out of my way to put it on though
>>23101709
flag collector
>>23101722
never touched them, i prefer fps
>>23101731
martini connoisseur
>>23101789
secret reptilian overlord
ayy
>>23101709
huge footy fan
>>23101670
yo check out the specs to my new build
>>23100941
filipino?
>>23101789
Haha, never heard of cranking. What is that exactly?
>>23101789
Post another picture
Now
>>23102081
OK... that doesn't give me much to go by, but I think you might be extremely attractive.
I feel like 80% if "females" on here are traps, and some of them are extremely convincing.
Bottom line: I'll need to see some confirmation.
>>23102106
its def a trap check out the jaw line and the gleen only a rapey guy can give
>>23102129
Yeah... b.. but dose tits
>>23101218
Too much makeup tutorials.
>>23100941
Only friends think you're funny.
>>23100856
Drinks lots of tea.
>>23102494
Stunningly beautiful
You ever gonna tell me where you're from?
>>23102541
I don't reveal such info.
>>23101529
Loud and obnoxious
>>23101639
Comic book nerd
>>23101670
Vape it phat
>>23101709
netflix and warm blankets on the daily
>>23101731
Lowkey alcoholic
>>23101789
Phone is daddy
>>23101960
Aspergers
>>23102494
Tumblr famous
P.S.
I don't sell weed
>>23102494
You have an amazing face
>>23102571
and you have an amazing face
I'll draw the next one who posts
>>23102494
Your favorite movie is Beetlejuice because you think Lydia's aesthetic is very cool
>>23101731
You're the friend who ends the night puking in a bush outside the bar
>>23101709
You listen to Mumford & Sons and you smoke clove cigarettes
>>23101670
You have a favorite Dragon Ball Z character
>>23100689
You bench during 75% of your workouts and don't like doing trap work
>>23100587
I would sit across from you in a poetry class and low-key admire your work
give it a shot
>>23100153
good sense of humor
>>23100237
full of yourself, alpha male type
>>23102661
doesn't know much or care much about the fact that his image link reveals his facebook profile Ethan
>>23102571
Not really
>[You]
Hang out where you don't belong.
>>23102579
Thank you.
>>23102610
Not my favorite but I do like it
And I do find her aesthetics pleasing.
>>23103730
very social,all around person
>>23102661
unsure about something
>>23102494
just a weird persona,intriguing
>>23101670
likes to collect mundane things
>>23101218
embracing the banter
>>23101709
pls be my gf
>>23104031
Skater girl. Wheres a lot of checker patter ed clothing
>>23102995
Likes thinking recreationally. Like legos. Chest. Etc
>>23100153 thinks too highly of himself
>>23100205 thinks highly of himself as well but with good reason
>>23100221 will sleep with 50+ guys in college
>>23100237 only child, autistic as hell, is conceited
>>23100238 kind of a bro until he bitches out at you for touching something of his
>>23100244 has had several best friends who are girls
>>23100245 was really into computers but realized that he didn't want to be lonely forever so he's forcing himself to be likeable. will eventually succeed
>>23100257 one of those fucking annoying kids in hs who would go around doing retarded shit like toilet papering/etc
>>23100271 just a great person. most chill person so far
>>23100569 dry sense of humor, everyone secretly loves this guy
>>23100586 shitty family but a good kid
>>23100587 slept with her best friends bf. more than once.
>>23100597 quiet kid
>>23100606 only has asian friends
>>23100635 daddy's gi- i meant boy
>>23100638 has the nastiest smelling shit and breath
>>23100663 enjoys having penis in her mouth
>>23100689 10/10 genetics fuck off go live life on beginner mode
>>23100743 has a tumbler, yet is still a jovial fat lady
>>23100856 gay or in the closet
>>23100938 in a party frat
>>23100941 thinks he's smart, is a mouth breather
>>23101218 disgusting ho
>>23101529 would suck everyone's dick
>>23101639 autism spectrum, legitimately
>>23101670 actually a cool kid probably
>>23101709
PLS BE MY GF
>>23101731 too high of self confidence due to beta males
>>23101789 wishes she could sing
>>23101960 works with wood
>>23102494 is crazy, not like jokingly crazy as she wants you to think but really a psychotic cunt
>>23102571 likes alt pop
>>23102661 has really high standards
>>23102995 considers himself intelligent
>>23103730 too fat to be an 8 but thinks she is anyways
>>23104031 inspired by 4 non blondes
>>23104031
Uses the term [YOLO]
>>23104061
A nice person
Really cute btw
>>23104102
Kek.
>>23100153
Kind of a dick
>>23100205
Popular with women but kind of a fuckboy
>>23100221
Probably a robot
>>23100237
Douche
>>23100238
Anime Pro
>>23100244
are you 12?
>>23100271
chill af
>>23100569
probably hilarious
>>23100587
Probably super nice desu
>>23100856
Super picky about women/men
>>23100244
Cool guy, has good friends and likes computer games
>>23100743
The lovely everybody's friend
>>23100856
Chill guy who says creative jokes
>>23101639
You want to be like batman but you went autistic
>>23103730
Still learning how to makeup herelf (you are going for the good way), quiet but everyone's
>>23104031
Likes crazy partying
>>23104196
You were an extra on Full House
>>23104061
y u tryn a look white qt?
>>23104174
has sniffed his cat's anus
>>23104196
is a man, is 40
>>23100221
Ambitious girl just moved to New York to get fucked over by rich men and losing your dream in you rundown small appartement with no wallpapers. Probably eating Ben and Jerry's while watching some TNT. Either that or you're just some decent girl.
>>23100237
Dealer wannabe
>>23100238
Bi-sexual twink
>>23100245
Afraid to lose your reseptsionist job at a 3 star hotel.
>>23100587
Tried hanging out with the minecraft boys and told them that you don't want them to treat you like a girl. Then you just grew away from them and now you have a decent okay interest in vidya, but don't play them to often because you prob study instead.
>>23100743
nty
>>23101529
ASSUME OTHERS PLEASE THANK YOU.
>>23101731
You sleep with your neighbor. Probably hunting for sex at the end of every party you go to.
>>23101709
You seem alright, average ambitious girl.
>>23101218
Failed edgy bimbo.
>>23100205
Probably a pretty cool guy, even if you're a bit of a shut-in.
>>23101639
Kind of a dork but also probably pretty sweet.
>>23101789
>>23102081
Not afraid of ripping shit up.
>>23102494
Quiet, but popular online.
>>23104061
Shy, maybe a bit bookish.
>>23104174
You are shy and have a hard time meeting new people.
>>23104196
You have been married or engaged bad ore and it didn't work out.
>>23104253
You act like you just want a one night stand but really, you wish you had a girlfriend.
>>23104276
You wear all black because you like the way at looks and how easy it is to pick out outfits.
>>23104276
hacker
>>23104253
studies law
>>23104196
"it's important to be serious"
>>23104174
wonders why the fuck theres so much shit
>>23104061
doesnt know what her future will be like
>>23104031
designs tattoos but hasn't got so many
>>23104364
got many
>>23104376
who got what??
>>23104389
tattoos dumb nigger
do you even ids
>>23104391
thanks for taking the time to correct me, smart aryan
>>23103005
FUCK
>>23102494
Mom?
>>23104364
Dog person
>>23104321
you want to be a teacher
>>23104253
popular guy, likes his job
>>23104196
you have kids
>>23104174
you find it hard to stay positive
>>23104900
I thought I had an abortion.
>>23104914
Stop shitting in cribs whore.
Feels good to be back Marie, where's my food.
>>23104102
Son, your assumption game is strong.
Perhaps, too strong.
>"just a great person. most chill person so far"
Anyway, thanks dude. :3
>>23104906
Recreational drug user. Favourite colour is neon
>>23104364
Always talks about music.
>>23104321
Owns lots of oversized. Ugly sweatshirts
>>23104276
Knows where I might find an underground rave
>>23104253
Not talkative but very judgmental
>>23104941
What happened
eat yo vegetables son.
>>23104906
You prefer green to black tea.
>>23104364
Handy with electronics.
>>23104321
Owns more than one pair of wedges.
>>23104276
Has a pet rat or ferret.
>>23104253
Almost shaved one side of your head before realizing that what a poor life choice.
>>23104196
Is an uncle, possibly North West Coast.
>>23104174
Listens to Coheed and Cambria.
>>23104061
Not a fan of blunts.
>>23104031
Never been in a full fist fight.
>>23103730
Fan of French punk rock.
>>23102995
2 packs of creamer.
>>23102571
Hates cornrows.
>>23102494
Io Echo and Landshapes fan. Possibly smell of soup.
>>23101960
Smoked meth once. Once.
>>23101709
Not British, and has been here for too long(subjectively).
>>23101670
Wails on a guitar.
>>23101639
Secretly Josh Bell.
>>23101218
Hasn't had a bob cut since grade school.
>>23100941
Once beat a man with a dildo.
>>23100938
Has done volunteer work.
>>23100856
Won't stop listening to Kid A.
>>23100743
Owns an orange cat.
>>23100689
Natty fuark.
>>23100663
Hates sushi.
>>23100635
Has eaten squirrel.
>>23104957
I thought I was gonna die, no fucking internet is torture.
>>23100153
You think we can't recognize you with those shades, but we still do.
>>23100205
Using and old Samsung phone.
>>23100221
Not her.
>>23100237
It's cold where you are but it's baking in your house.
>>23100238
Never grew out of the emo phase.
>>23100244
Has a YouTube channel where all you do is sit there playing Minecraft while making snarky comments.
>>23100245
Potential school shooter.
>>23100257
Dorky kid that started hanging out with the school stoners and became an asshole.
>>23100635
Tries to be edgy and funny but you come off as every other 14 y.o "troll".
>>23100856
You look like that little boy in Stuart Little.
>>23101709
Has a Kik to tell me.
>>23102571
Starts most of the "Ethnicity Guess" threads.
>>23104196
"Call me Caitlyn."
>>23104977
You're a brave grill
I would've died by nao.
>>23105003
And I only cried 12 hours :)
It only felt weird the first two days, but I caved yesterday and hacked the wifi, and by hack I mean asked my aunt what was her passcode.
>>23105044
You left a boy
And came back a man,
>>23105068
Now that we're men, I wear my underwear.
>>23104906
yes to the first, second one i did go through a phase of :(
im guessing you had a bam margera phase mid 2000s when all his stuff was in
>>23104976
milky tea is the only tea i will acknowledge until i am dead and buried
>>23105116
At its proper location I hope.
>>23104951
oooops i replied to myself instead of you here >>23105143
>>23105144
My sister's room
Well smell ya l8er toots, I gotta work in a few hours and I just got home.
MURRICA!
>>23100205
Works as a janitor and construction worker but is actually a temporarily-embarrassed genius
>>23100221
Parents rake in dough
>>23100245
Robot in disguise
>>23100271
Inaccurate depiction of your IRL persona or accurate depiction of a NEET
>>23100569
Picked up the geeter as a NY Rez
>>23100856
Secretly insecure about everything
>>23100941
Free-spirit until the debt collectors catch up
>>23101709
Plans to bleach hair white one day
>>23101789
Stripper
>>23104253
Already assumed you're Patrick Bateman under there
>>23104196
Either married or often experiences internal meltdowns about his friends marrying while he doesn't.
Cum at me.
>>23100586
Yes I am
>>23104102
Family's alright, I am very different from them though
>>23104253
You post in /mu/ 3x3 threads.
>>23104276
You think Lennart Poettering is the Antichrist. (I'd still pin you as a techie even without the drives.)
>>23104321
You don't like how social media has affected society.
>>23104364
You work in a music store.
>>23104906
You're a fan of film noir.
>>23104951
Skyrim is your favourite video game.
>>23104992
You play bass.
>>23105906
You did drama or public speaking in school.
More incoming...
>>23101670
I used to smoke, but i think vapors are pretty douchey
>>23101709
yes I am! this one isn't even my favorite. Midi is my fav.
>>23101789
aw thanks! you're so pretty too, you're def. the bad bitch at the club.
>>23102494
rather too much than too little.
you remind me of lydia from beatlejuice, but in a really pretty way.
>>23104031
i do love banter/trolling
>>23104976
Ive never had a short haircut. I did have an afro though (not by choice)
>>23105906
you are really good at math and science and you are in college studying to be a doctor
>>23106479
is that one beeper?
i love colourpop but my lips are small and everything looks weird on them haha
and trying to overdraw them is just a mess
>>23106066
You play magic
>>23100153
You're a nihilist.
>>23100205
Your favourite game is Quake III Arena.
>>23100221
You love teen fiction books and judging by the mirror you're from the future.
>>23100237
You drink too much.
>>23100238
You played a contact sport in school but never really enjoyed it.
>>23100244
You are well versed on Reddit culture.
>>23100271
You've always got something funny to say and used to be a fan of PewDiePie.
>>23100569
You have a drug habit.
>>23100586
You know what "tapping a land" means.
>>23100587
You have a dark sense of humour.
>>23100606
You're studying interactive media or something digital arts related.
>>23100635
You often provide advice based on ideas you're fond of rather than experience or knowledge.
>>23100663
You're good at writing and considered a career in journalism.
>>23100689
You used to have self-confidence issues.
>>23104276
Mainly browses /fa/
>>23102494
Has bouts of depression
>>23101670
Enjoys it when people comment on his resemblance to a young Morrissey
>>23104253
likes pumpkin pie
>>23104364
hates christmastime
>>23104906
shops @ goodwill
>>23104951
likes tegan and sara
>>23104992
played hockey
>>23105906
loves hearthstone
>>23106066
has an older brother
>>23106654
smokes
>>23106688
touché
>fell in love with guy she met online but never saw IRL. May suffer from insomnia or just cry alot. Browses /r9k/ more than /soc/
>>23106066
you fuckin love post-rock
you only drink water
>>23106527
you have a robust collection of snes games
you don't drink much
you aren't a huge fan of cats or dogs
>>23106550
you built your own computer
you are a regular at your local hookah bar
>>23106654
chain smokes aggressively
only drinks black coffee
reads a lot of existential literature
>>23106688
yandere as fuck
lurks /x/ a lot
wreck my shit
>>23106550
You smoke and drink; rarely get drunk though
>>23106654
edgy as fuck, confused about his major in uni
>>23106688
a sweet soul, but has been twisted by something for the last few years
>>23106823
tries to outgoing but has some shit to sort out
listens to indie
assume my shit up senpai
>>23106886
goddamn man
that's a lil 2real
you look like you were in marching band in high school
mad charismatic, everyone kinda likes you
you remind me of a dude who was in my lab who everyone loved and had enough personality for like
everyone in the room all the time
>>23106886
I contain my powerlevel and settled for the safe thing in uni. Even at the edge lord club, I'm the least edgy there.
>Has been or will become a bartender. Kind of sad and quiet but can feign being welcoming and charismatic for a few hours, as much as it pains you.
>>23106823
Yes, yes and only sometimes.
>Was considered kind of a nerd in highschool. Is now queen of the hipster artists.
>>23104992
You have been putting off a haircut for two months now
>>23105906
You are taking a shit
>>23106066
You get mad at people who comment on your pointy left eyebrow
>>23106527
You smoke mariruana
>>23106550
Contemplating suicide
>>23106654
You woke up in the sewer
>>23106688
You changed your hair
>>23106823
Misunderstood artist
People in real life usually assume that i'm on drugs and a that I pump and dump girls (both answers might surprise you)
>>23106550
Yep, I've just recently started playing again. I'll bet you have a w40k army.
>>23106654
You've had a bad encounter with a cop before.
>>23106688
An older sister actually. You browse /cgl/ and /x/, and have a cousin covered in fur.
>>23106823
I'm mainly into house and prog-metal actually. You're right about the water though. I reckon you know a bit of elvish and listen to dream pop.
>>23106886
You read poetry and/or rap lyrics.
>>23106935
It's actually because of a pretty badass scar. (I walked into someone carrying a plate as a child.)
You're wearing polo so you probably have a stable career and a mortgage.
>>23106688
i love you creepy chan is into the occult and listens to a bunch of witch house
>>23107144
I'd like to show you my scars too. My hand me down shirt doesn't really mean anything. I'm kind of a janitor/handyman guy right now
>>23106886
you look like you go on 4chan all the time
>>23106823
you work at urban outfitters xD
>>23106654
you take too many selfies
>>23106688
your bangs are hella cute xD cut my hair for me
>>23106527
fuckin baller, amazing music taste maybe
>>23106066
i dont even know
>>23105906
you look like you can tutor me in AP chemistry
>>23104992
play in a band
>>23104951
hitman
>>23104906
beautiful girl
>>23106930
oh man yeah
i went to anime club at the library every thursday from sophomore to senior year
idk about queen of hipster arts tho i mostly just do shitty photography w/ my friends
>>23106935
yr favorite game is ocarina of time
again tho man shit everyone thinks i'm an artist which is flattering but i really am p mediocre
>>23107144
aaah okay, i was a lil close
no elvish although i aspire to be a lil elf girl and live in the woods one day
and yes
dream pop is my shit
>>23107245
god i WISH i worked at urban outfitters
you think yr a lame nerd but actually yr a beautiful babe
you have toast for breakfast most mornings and a glass of cranberry juice
>>23107251
>>23107266
u look like u don't participate in threads
>>23107245
you live in a house
>>23106935
you have feet
>>23106886
you also live in a house
>>23106654
you like to eat food at least once a day
>>23106688
you're a girl
>>23106550
you have 2 arms and 2 legs
>>23106527
you've used an electronic device in the past 48 hours
>>23105906
you use the bathroom at least once a day
>>23104992
you wear pants when you go to the store
>>23104906
you've posted on 4chan at least once in the past 48 hours
>>23104321
you own a computer
>>23104253
you don't live in a tent in your backyard
>>23107329
lol i hate cranberry juice xD i eat boiled eggs and coffee for breakfast LOL
>>23107351
SHIT
you looked like you'd feel me on how gr8 cranberry juice and toast is
i was projecting
i've failed you
sorry bb
>>23107372
toast is p good not gonna lie xD its ok girl i gotchu, as long as you like orange juice then we are gucci
>>23100221
decent kind hearted small town girl.
>>23100587
was too shy in school. experimenting with being sociable now
>>23100606
Very intelligent. understands fine art.
>>23100663
very gentle and softly spoken. Frankenstein is your favourite book because of the beautiful writing.
>>23100743
everyones buddy
>>23101218
slightly out there.
>>23101709
alternative girl from rough town in northern england
>>23102494
you spend a long time in your room reading books and finding emotional things on the internet
>>23104031
doesnt want to be basic so trying out hats and glasses. aussie?
>>23104061
nice person very shy
>>23104174
gets bummed out about things that arent his fault
>>23104321
has only had serious long term relationships
>>23106688
depressed about the past
>>23106823
has risen above others opinions. knows what she wants sexually and relationship wise
>>23107245
uni bores you. you grew up too safe and bored
wreck me
Or wreck me at work
>>23106935
listens to a lot of arctic monkeys
>>23109100
You really like to read
>>23107400
You're loud as hell and fantastic at telling jokes
>>23107393
Foodie- Enjoys wine tastings
>>23107245
You spend forever making those brows look amazing (But really damn)
You're that one friend everyone has a crush on at some point and you enjoy it.
>>23107393
You look like a warm person! The type that prefers hugs to handshakes
>>23107245
You like to chill and do nothing even though you actually wants to do everything.
Also, your brows are perf
>>23106935
You get cold easily. That sweaer might be brand, but you just got it because your father couldn't fit it
>>23109163
You dress yourself nicely and takes good care of yourself, but you stay indoors alot
>>23107393
Your age is 30+
>>23107400
You live in Northern Europe
>>23109100
Haven't sex since 2015
>>23109145
LGBT-hater
>>23109203
had one sex partner
Hot
>>23109145
Sexy
>>23100153
Raspberry mango ice cream lover
>>23100205
Laid back and relaxed but slightly nerdy
>>23100221
Acts prudish, is an undercover freak
>>23100237
Snowboarder
>>23100238
Still has the same haircut from his emo days
>>23100244
Teacher's favorite student
>>23100245
Got deported from his home country
>>23100257
Gossips about everyone
>>23100271
Contemplates what life as a prostitute would be about
>>23100569
Works in a phone marketing company
>>23100586
Shut in, is likely to drop spaghetti
>>23100587
Popular with the guys, can probably suck a mean dick
>>23100597
People don't often take you seriously despite you not talking much
>>23100606
Quite an emotional sensitive person
>>23100635
What a faggot
>>23100638
Used to be a bully, now has to take care for his stepchildren and hates everything. Mildly alcoholic, which means being a socially acceptable drunkfuck
>>23100663
Strong personality, likely faced some setbacks earlier in life
>>23100689
Does weird things once drunk, loud voice despite being quite often
>>23100743
Nicki Minaj fan
>>23100856
Wants to lose his virginity by doing anal
>>23100938
The good older brother, likely has healthy self respect.
>>23100941
Asian cooking is definitely your favorite. Never had pets for long they all disappeared
>>23101218
Likes DJ Khaled
>>23101529
Outgoing personality
>>23101639
Robin's distant cousin
>>23101670
You always wanted to be a tv personality
>>23101709
Chill as fuck
>>23101731
Self conscious about her weight despite acting confident
>>23101789
Lives in a castle waiting for her prince
>>23101960
Has been robbed a lot of times
>>23102081
Also random dudes often approach you on Facebook begging for a fuck. They also sometimes send dick pics
>>23102494
The Disney princess's arch rival
>>23102571
Yo consider dreads
>>23102661
Conservative because mommy and daddy told him it's better that way
>>23102995
Killed innocent animals as a child
Posting assumptions from my computer
>>23111253
>Contemplates what life as a prostitute would be about
Well, I didn't think you thought about me that way. ;)
You look mud, haha. I think you MIGHT smoke weed.
>>23111562
Possibly a trap, but most likely a prostitute
>>23111707
Probably studies biology in school, but hates English & Math
>>23111967
People think that your eyes are down there
