Robot rate thread!
Saw this on reddit and I thought we could have fun with it here!
1. Go to https://faces.ethz.ch/
2. Upload your favorite pic of yourself
3. Post your robot rate
4. Rate what the robot rated others by replying with "too high" or "too low" or "just right"
it seems broken as fuck, tried attractive celebrities and got ok ratings
>>23099515
>>23099529
I got hot seems accurate
I got stunning, pretty sure that's inaccurate for me.
>>23099709
I think if you squint your eyes a bit it gives you a high rating.
>>23099515
Maybe accurate for the pic, but only because of the angle/filter/makeup
>>23099529
Which ones?
>>23099575
Accurate kek
>>23099621
Maybe, but the angle/expression makes you look like a chipmunk, also look sick/ frail
>>23099709
You might be if you weren't so overweight desu, I'd say ok/nice now
>>23099722
That trick fools people too. Accurate, but you look older, like late 20s
>>23099709
You do have really good hair however, fix up your beard and lose some weight and I'm certain you'll be high up there.
>>23099742
I'm younger.
>>23099750
That was my depression beard after I went through a breakup, I've also lost about 35 pounds in the last few months leading up to that point, although I need to start back up, recently trimmed my beard and brought it back to the sharp state it is usually in.
>>23099575
To be honest I'm glad to know it actually goes down to "Hmm...". So I have at least 1 step above the bottom of the barrel.
>>23099781
Even better isn't it? Knowing what to improve on is half the battle.
Age is off but oh well.
Top kekus
I average between Ehh and Okay D:
>>23099529
Either this or I've been selling myself short. I get rated 7 on average here and got rated OK with the same pics, so I took some deliberately ugly new ones and it rated every single one hot. Dafuq?
hmm
rekt
I got "hmmms" and an "okay"
:'(
>>23099709
definitely not accurate, i'd say ok but if you didn't have a beard then maybe nice
>>23099722
too high
>>23099811
too high
>>23099841
a little too high
>>23099908
It's cause your face isn't anything thaaaat special... But hear me out.
People like you on this board cause of your air of confidence without arrogance. And you're just so unique.
Also I bet you have a big dick, and a big dick personality
Look at the preset girl with the flowers. Hnnnngh hbb/10 gets rated only hot.
>>23099914
this is bollocks, youre cute
>>23099914
You're nice. You get high rates here because you have a cutie wife-material look.
nice
>>23099621
yeah sounds right
>>23099709
you have cool eyes, tho
>>23099722
accurate
>>23099811
ehhh a bit high in my opinion, but definitely not a bad looking guy
>>23099841
very close
>>23099848
I'd say that you're "nice"
>>23099887
he is p hawt tbqh
>>23099914
you're proof this shit is broken
>>23099967
accurate-ish, imo
Statistically speaking, people are more attracted to other people who look more similar to themselves. So if the app rates someone highly, it just means that the machine has recognised them as one of its own.
It guessed my age correctly. Mildly impressed. Must be off on the hotness meter though.
>>23100004
You saying all good looking people are robots?
getting a nice to hot lol but with an age of 30 i think its because i dont sleep
>>23100018
No, I'm saying that robots have a bias to find more robotic people more attractive.
>>23100021
By robotic, do you mean symmetric. Because I don't see how someone can look robotic.
That's usually how these algorithms work, they measure symmetry and that's usually an indicator of attractiveness.
>>23099914
your hot on a guys scale but probaly just nice realistically speaking
>>23100030
Someone mirror their face and test theory.
>>23100030
its too rigid i find a alot of things attractive that arnt traditionally attractive tbH
JUST
>>23100030
Really? I mean really seriously?
I'm being flippant, you idiot. The app doing the rating doesn't have a face. It has no face, and it must scream.
>>23100048
Alright, take your cringe shit to facebook.
>>23100037
No one is going to care that much to try that.
The AI would have been trained by students at the Zurich university that made this, so it's tastes would be similar to theirs.
Take that how you will.
>>23100047
Post the pic you used, I'm interested in seeing what it considers Hmm.
That's about right
>>23100037
>>23100054
Already had mirrored face pics saved. It thinks I'm underageb& tho (I'm 21) and the Microsoft age guesser thinks I'm like 22-24 so w/e
>not godlike
>>23100084
Toplek
All my uploads are undetectable or underage and yet this works?
at least my right shoulder is p hawt
lol, this thing is fun as fuck to use!
>says its 5 years older than I am
JUST
It said I was below 18. Damn my qt big eyes. I'm a big girl. I'm grown. I make my own doctor's appointments goddamnit.
>>23100098
>>23100100
Underageb@ 2bqh
>>23100092
I tried pics without a face and it wouldn't let me upload them
>>23100070
Somebody else but here you go.
>>23100102
Nah, not underage, could prove it if you care enough
>>23100107
>>23100098
inaccurate as fuck
>>23100107
Probably because you have a earbud in one ear and not the other. You're at least hot.
>>23100100
Your mother does fgt.
lol i never get good rates with this pic.. what exactly does this site base attractiveness on? proportionate face?
>>23100113
I think it's based on how symmetrical your face is.
Squinting = Stunning
Not Squinting = hot
I don't know what's funnier, the fact it thinks I'm just teeth or that my teeth are 29 lol
>>23100123
seems weird i tried with a pic that got 9 on anaface (another site that shows face symmetry) and it got an ok rating here... its almost random
>>23100113
>>23100123
Apparently not even, probably using a scale made by a collection of pictures the developers compiled.
So at best it's how hot you would be based on the average Swiss.
>>23100111
Without earbuds. I only go above Hmm when I a stupid grimace and never above OK.
>>23100134
Slav here, not sure if I look like it. These ratings really fuck me up geez.
>>23100154
cucked by swizzbot! take a pic where ur smiling
>>23100154
Try take the pic with the camera farther away, it's distorting your face
This bot is flawed. I am NOT stunning here.
>>23100250
Forgot to post the image
>>23100232
I wish I was joking. Guess I'll walk around like this from now on.
>>23100276
Don't forget, it's based on Swiss preferences, so it'll be biased to monkeys.
>>23100276
app confirmed useless
At least I'm making progress
Pictures are 3 years apart
>>23100312
Grow a beard?
kek
Damn i'll take it. would have been happy with hot or nice too
this the best I could get from the bot, the others were mmm... what a crush to my ego.
male model sean o pry confirmed god
Yo, everybody who was using pics at an angle should try again
Tried again with a pic where my face isn't at an angle (which I actually had to dig for, haha)
If my answer can varry that much not sure how much er' body should pay attention to this thing
Seems to work perfectly fine to me
>>23099515
>tfw took this while hungover af
>tfw they guessed my age correctly anyway
Feels real good brehs
well, i tried a few pictures and this is the highest rating i got :x
It got my age right too wtf
>>23101008
I see nothing wrong. Perfectly fit-for-reproduction female, you are.
>>23101327
Hot eyebrows
If only. ;_;
>>23101282
more proof this thing is wack
>>23099722
>>23099967
Seems about right
>>23099914
>>23100107
Far too low
>>23100296
Dude, you almost look two different people!
>>23101637
I was waiting for you Maxim. You are the king of 4chan, god of /soc/: the robot does not lie.
>>23101835
I carry this board on my back dude
>>23101881
Even further proof of wack
you're pretty af
The way this shit works is it measures the symmetry in your face which is completely inaccurate when measuring attractiveness. As for age is measure the lines in your face.
>>23100084
topkek
>>23100296
You look great now. Congrats!
>>23101813
Score is too low.
Robot is DTF on an older picture. Newer one with a beard rated me as 10 years older than I am, and "Nice". Institutional robotic beard prejudice.
whack
So apparently my hair has the face of a 30 year old but it's nice at least :)
>>23101989
Kek
I'm a lot younger but okay
What can I do to become more attractive robot?
>>23101989
soc crush
>>23102212
Smile?
>>23102220
Nope gotta make meme faces kek
>>23102212
>>23102220
>>23102227
I'm dying
Bro you're my favorite person on /soc/ right now
>>23101637
all hail god maxim
>>23102252
Lol you gotta have fun with shitty AI when the opportunity presents itself.
It said I looked under 18 and wouldn't give me the picture.
I'm 24.
>>23102282
Lmao post face
thank you based ai-chan
>>23102288
No, I'm determined to find a picture it'll accept.
>>23102288
Yeah, no the only one it can find my face on is the one where it thinks I look 12 or some shit.
>>23102326
Okay I will wait
>>23101748
it's not lying
>>23101813
I'd put you at nice.
>>23101896
well it's right
Seems right for me.
>>23102362
Hahaha, you dingus.
>>23102362
It'd help if I posted the right thing lol. I used every imge I have and got the same thing, so yeah.
i think its broken
Obviously
tfw you were nice at 8, hmm at 25, back to nice with your hair hidden and have never been more attractive than a snake ;____;
shit is broken. this guy is not above hmm
Well, got my age right. Why does everyone get stunning?
THANKS AI
>>23100529
>>23101327
accurate
>>23103729
I gotta agree with it, that's a sexy snake!
if you look like a generic white person, you get a high rating.
IT JUST WORKS
>>23104034
Using the screenshot would help
>>23100113
I'm surprised you ever get good rates with any pic. You're not ugly but your face is annoying as fuck.
>>23099575
It thinks eggy's a girl LOL
btfo
>I'm 24 and somewhat average looking, or so I'm told
Robot:
>Nice
>39 years old
So I was playing around with this thing.
Got from 19 to 35, male to female, and from OK to stunning.
AI ain't got shit on me
it's working
Rate
>>23104355
I'm going to go up beside you in that car and shoot you several times.
>>23104373
I am in baltimore md
>>23104339
rip thhread
>>23104806
Ha!
You thought I'd let you kill it.
You thought wrong.
Well not like I expected anything else kek
>>23104846
>>23104481
both better than>>23103736
this site means nothing
>>23104854
t-thanks
kek
Welp
>>23101327
you're beautiful i love you <3
ayyy
Accurate 10/10
>tfw older and less attractive than a reaction image
hmm
>>23100098
You look like you drink a lot
except, I'm 27, not 41.
fuck my shit up
>>23102281
>>23099908
Calling out all uglies. Let's get ugly.
Nohomo
>>23099515
I think hot might be too high.
B-but my mom told me I was handsome...
Got my tinder age spot on!
>>23105432
They say rhino suits take off 4 years and make the ladies wetter than Old Faithful
Dead on
>>23099722
lol
I'm learnin' your ways, dude
I figured out why this is rating system is not accurate. It's because their algorithm only has white people in it. Tao Okamoto is a babe and my fav asian model.
Welp.
>>23107411
I'd say that's about right.
>>23107894
Not the best picture, but I imagine you're attractive.
>>23109754
I also just realized the age is about four years off.
Nobody gives a fuck about your stupid fucking faggot faces and your fucking stupid faggot makeup and your doneup hair.
>>23109206
AI rating best rating.
Should I consider suicide?
Maybe it's biased against slavs
also my other photos got even worse rates
>>23102206
>>23105360
Doesn't seem to work for blacks. They should have a disclaimer.
>>23110389
switzerland doesn't have many blacks
>>23110234
it's an algorithm dude. you look quite attractive.
>>23110389
yeah. they should have a disclaimer that says white people only
>>23099887
Made me laugh and I rly needed it, thanks man
Read 'em and weep
Me irl
It's right!!! I'm 21!
>>23111839
Only nice, that's way too low
>>23111839
Thing is wrong, you're a top qt
>>23111805
good face symmetry
>>23110389
>>23109745
Kek, you guys are right. Maybe skin tone affects it or something.
>>23110234
More proof of wackage
>>23111876
Rating went up when I used auto tone it definitely does.
The squinting thing definitely does help. Took two in a row and went from nice to stunning lol.
Nice
>>23099515
>tfw even a robot thinks you're older than you actually are
>>23112476
i find you really, really cute
>>23112476
So I tossed medic its way to see what it thinks, Aryan mustardlace BTFO
>>23112589
I feel incredibly insulted
>>23112605
Like 13 years off on age
>>23112808
Nah, only about 5 or 10, scout may be young, but he ain't 16
Oh ;-; I dunno, I hate being thought of as that old when I'm only 19
Ayoooooo
>>23113150
to be honest, you look like Breanne of Tarth
>>23099841
Agree
