Let's make a cock size comparison thread! Some other anon pointed out that a quarter is the perfect item for comparison because everyone has one and theres no way to use perspective tricks to try to look bigger than you are. May also be fun to create a "dicks of /soc/" collage with the quarters being used to make all the pics scale accurately with eachother. For the collage, if you can, everyone use a quarter with the head side up and from the top down angle like this one!
>a quarter is the perfect item for comparison because everyone has one
>implying everyone uses USD
>>23099501
'Murica in a nutshell
>>23099506
I don't know which one but theres some euro coin that is ~3 mm size difference from a quarter. Not my job to do the conversion.
>>23099516
>Not my job to do the conversion.
>everyone use a quarter
>>23099523
Or a the coin in your pocket that has an absolutely negligible difference in size from the quarter. Jesus lol is this thread really that complicated, or are you just being obstinate for the sake of being edgy?
>>23099552
The thread is stupid. Your mutilated dick looks ugly, your head is too small and it looks like a mushroom. You also barely have any balls.
Remind me of why people would want to see it again?
>>23099565
I don't think a comment on 4chan has ever made me laugh so hard holy christ lol. That much concentrated sodium is very bad for your heart.
>>23099599
>Remind me of why people would want to see it again?
>Remind me of why people would want to see it again?
>Remind me of why people would want to see it again?
This is gold
>>23099639
I've never seen a single dick pic make someone so angry.
>>23099659
Shame I'm not angry
also
>Remind me of why people would want to see it again?
>Remind me of why people would want to see it again?
>Remind me of why people would want to see it again?
>>23099659
You have a nice dick for being circumcised but I think soc is maybe half Americans. Maybe less.
>>23099666
Okay this episode of autistic echolalia is not in anyway fueled by rage over the fact that I neglected to mention every currency under the sun and take pics accordingly. Also your question is pants on head retarded which is why I've not yet responded, but keep green texting it, maybe you'll rustle my jimmies enough to get an answer to the obvious.
>>23099672
Like I said, the person who suggested I start this thread did the math and said theres a euro coin that is nearly identical in size to the quarter which people are absolutely free to use. I apologize for not mentioning euro coins in my original post, it was not an intentional act of war like the tard above seems to have interpreted it as.
>>23099688
What if I'm not an Amerifat or Eurocuck?
What coin shall I use now?
>>23099693
You have other priorities, like fighting for food and survival in the third world.
Alternatively, do the math yourself:
http://www.air-tites.com/coin_size_chart.htm
>>23099703
>like fighting for food and survival in the third world
>american education
>>23099714
>Probably had to google echolalia
>utter lack of understanding humor
>third world education
>probably thinks he's the most le epic trole ever because I'm responding when I'm just bored and curious to see how deep this idiocy hole will go
>>23099740
Nope. Only came to say that your dick is ugly and doesn't need a thread about it that will only die out anyway as it's apparent that no one wants to join in (as expected).
>>23099748
So you're saying you're not even a troll, you're just THAT salty over my dick?
That's even sadder than this being b8 man.
You alright?
>>23099752
>believing everything that I say
>still responding to me
>being triggered that other people also realise how disgusting your mutilated dick is
The actual best thing to compare to.
>>23099782
Why haven't you compared it with >>23099767
guy yet?
Aint that the point of the thread? Go be a faggot and do that instead of caring about what some anon says
>>23099797
>Jesus no one will have quarters in the world
>Why don't you have a magic card to compare your dick to at the drop of a hat.
>>23099767
The problem with those, beyond plenty of people not having magic cards, is that unless you put it on top of your dick, you can shift it for a perspective change to make it look like you are bigger. That's what makes the coin so elegant as a solution. No way to position it or alter the camera angle to fake size.
>>23099833
Jesus christ you enormous faggot faggot it's Zozzle now.
>>23099906
Insecure about your gross dick so you want some validation so it's in more than one thread?
>>23099915
Your reading comprehension sucks haha. I posted in that thread, and someone literally requested that a thread be made with quarters for size comparisons, in fact the person who I was responding to in that comment.
>>23099928
Regardless of why you made a second thread that included your dick in it, my question still remains.
>Insecure about your gross dick so you want some validation so it's in more than one thread?
>so it's in more than one thread?
Nothing of what I said was false. Enjoy avoiding the question though.
>>23099949
As I said before, I don't answer questions questions that are so silly they border on comical. Nice try attempting to find a loophole though!
>>23099959
Your lack of answers indicate the answer clearly. Oh well, enjoy looking on 4chan for validation!
>>23099992
k lol, I'll inform my fiancee
>>23100191
Another comparison shot. On the left, me, on the right: a guy who claimed to be packing 8 inches.
I'll play along
>>23099506
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>>23099992
what a fucking retard this dude is. "trolling" the thread by posting literally every other post? what kind of mental problem could cause this? is it autism + anger? i havent seen anything this pathetic in a while and that means a lot on 4cham
>>23100959
Pondering the motives of the depraved is a daunting task indeed.
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>>23099992
kek at how he won't answer you
>>23099501
ITT: people getting butthurt that they cannot use perspective tricks to make their peen look bigger.
>>23103356
A second comparison shot
Just use a toilet paper roll.
I assume yuropoors wipe their asses after they shit, so it should not be a problem.
>>23100327
Canuck/10
>>23103394
That works
