so how DOES one get GF?
>>23094547
Walmart - they have everything
Suicide desu senpai
No other option unless you're a super alpha
>>23094547
I think you hand out fliers with a picture of your dick and phone number attached to women on the streets.
meet up with girls on here for meaningless sex and hope one falls in love with you, if not at least you had sex
>>23094576
>never any girls in my state on here
How do I meet girls for meaningless sex?
I've been thinking about a shirt in this vein:
http://www.cafepress.com/mf/76179239/im-single-say-hi-to-me_tshirt?productId=795474744
only the top 1% of men gets gfs
the rest of us get waifus
>>23094914
make a thread for your state and they'll come
>>23095038
What the fuck is a waifu?
Flirt with a girl then ask her in a date if she flirts back. Not hard niglet
>>23094547
Be like cute and funny and stuff. I've got like 1 and 1/2 of those on a good day which is why I've had a GF or two
>>23095057
>Georgia
Nope anon.
>>23095067
go eat a wicker basket
>>23095074
>ask her in a date if she flirts back. Not hard
what if she never flirts back?
I joined Fetlife and happened to message a hot slutty girl when she first opened her account and convinced her to come hook up with me based on my nudes before anyone else got to her.
It turned out we were actually perfect for eachother though and now we're engaged :D
If you're desperate and don't care about being a simp ask 100 different girls out, chances are at least one would say yes.
>>23095078
ur fucked then, sorry m8
>>23095104
>go eat a wicker basket
I like you.
Rate as many girls 10 as you can
>>23094547
1) Stop being desperate about it, or at least don`t let it show
2) Be clean and properly maintained, dressed with taste, not necessarily fashionable or expensive, just make it become you
3) Have other interests besides getting a gf. Talk to people with similar interests. Make connections, networking can lead you to interesting places.
4) Don`t be creepy. Show some confidence. You can be shy, but just don`t be creepy.
5) Have some discipline. Keep your place clean and not very messy. Bed too. Keep porn, sex toys etc hidden.
6) Have a job.
>>23095783
I can combine those six requirements into one comprehensive one:
1) Be Chad
>>23094562
would consider dating if u never said the word "alpha " again
>>23095109
Move on to the next one.
Never, absolutely never waste time on people who don`t click with you. You can like her, be amazed by how she looks, moves, talks, whatever. If she doesn`t show interest, never, ever waste time on her. You can revisit her in a couple of months and see if something changed, but never, ever orbit her. Never. Did I say "never" enough times? Never, dude. Fucking NEVER.
>>23094914
tinder
>>23094547
by not looking for one
>>23095110
and what version do you tell your parents/kids?
>>23095802
What if none of them ever flirt back?
>>23095792
You're such a fucking namby forlorn self-defeating cunt, maybe reflect on why they never flirt back. Quit blaming others.
>>23095783
Addendum to 6):
If you don`t have a job, at least have something that occupies you. Vidya and internet don`t count. There`s a lot of things you can do for next to nothing or nothing.
>>23095804
We met on an online dating site, OKCupid if they get REALLY nosy.
>>23095811
You're jumping to conclusions about who/what I am just because you're mad that I'm right and you're wrong. That's pretty pathetic.
The problem is trying to get a girlfriend outside of school. In highschool it was easier to find someone and talk to them since we had classes together. Outside of school I'm completely lost.
>>23095805
1) Examine yourself. Take a look at your looks and behaviour.
2) Examine your standards. Maybe you`re trying to play outside your league.
3) Examine your environment. Maybe you`re looking in the wrong one. Move to another environment and see what happens.
>>23095824
I have a girlfriend and I'm not a Chad, I'm here. So what do I have to be mad about again? I'm trying to help you. It's not that hard if you have reasonable expectations and a personality above american cheese. I can tell plenty about you--or at least your lack of a gf--by your constant pessimism and how you blame an imaginary man.
>>23095846
Don't insinuate that I'm not a catch. My mom says I'm very handsome.
>>23095856
I'm done with your stoogey advice, Chad.
You are dismissed.
>>23095865
...aaaaand there you go.
>>23095846
See, just look at this guy trying to say the same thing, except nicely. The world is more than 50% women, do you really think 1% of men have all the available ones?
I'm telling you, get YOUR shit together, or just give up.
>>23095873
You call me a Chad. I'm 24 and I was a virgin until 2 months ago when I met this girl. Face facts fool.
>>23095889
a failed Chad is a Chad NONE THE LESSER
>Chads think they can give non-retarded advice
it's laughable, haha
>>23095900
You`re on a clear path to dying alone in front of computer porn.
>>23095900
Good god I hope you're just underaged, otherwise your personality is completely rotten. Mine was too until a couple years ago, so maybe there's hope. But never without introspection, which you seem unlikely to engage in.
Once again, why do you think they never flirt back?
>>23095911
>computer porn
wtf is computer porn? Are you completely fucking retarded? Talking about some shit like "computer porn". Jesus Christ lmao wtf is wrong with you?
>>23095922
Your personality is shit. I can only deduce logically (like a gentleman) that your """girlfriend""" is a retarded ogre who smells like onions.
>>23095939
Good luck buddy. I can admit I shouldn't have started the conversation like I did. But take note I'm not the only one saying what I'm saying. Good luck.
>>23095926
You just proven yourself being a total dumb fuck. Understand the reference before calling others retards, retard.
Plus, you`re an ungrateful dumb fuck. You`ll die alone. Maybe you`ll fuck a woman or two in your lifetime, but having a companion for a lifetime will be always beyond your reach.
>>23096037
pretty snappy wow I didn't mean to hurt your tender feelings baby boy
>>23096098
Pfft, says mommy`s boy, who can`t handle the bitter truth.
You`ll die alone.
Go hug your mommy, you`ll miss her when she`s not around anymore.
>>23096119
>Go hug your mommy, you`ll miss her when she`s not around anymore.
No shit, tardo. Jesus Christ. Is there something funny about loving your parents?
Lol you're grasping at straws, it's really quite pathetic
>>23096145
If you`re looking for pathetic, look in the mirror. Upload your photo to wikipedia to ilustrate the "pathetic" page. If the page doesn`t exist, create it and paste all your posts from this thread.
>>23096175
>If the page doesn`t exist, create it and paste all your posts from this thread.
I'll have to make a "how to make a dumb nerd angry" page. Include all of these posts along with the words:
>being right
Hahaha, enjoy your night loser. I know they say ignorance is bliss. Your life must be pretty euphoric then, hahaa.
>>23096190
I`m not angry. I pity you. You wil die alone. No matter how much you lash out, you`ll die alone. No matter how many people you insult, you`ll die alone. You`re dumb, aggressive and boring. No woman will ever want you.
>>23096209
There are two things I can really get going. Nerds and pussy.
I showed you one, maybe I'll show you the other later. ;)
haha goodnight kid
>>23096209
>>23096190
you two are literally the most pathetic people I've seen on the internet
great job at making my night, tho
>>23096222
I`m not a nerd.
And the only pussy you can get is when you save some cloe-up jpgs.
Goodnight, tell your mommy you love her. Show her some gratitude, looking at what she has to put up with, she really needs that.
tell girls youre into anal
>>23096246
she has to put up with closeted nerds like you making a scene everywhere
jesus christ grow up, loser
>>23096228
Was going to post exactly this then changed my mind because they will still be oblivious then came back to the thread and was glad you posted it. I feel pathetic even reading their posts.
>>23096257
you should feel pathetic for being dumb as a basket of socks
>>23096250
ooooh, little mommy`s boy is upset. How sweet. Heh.
>>23096263
>How sweet.
I'm a sweet person. I don't even pick fights, I just win them.
>>23096267
Yawn.
You`re boring.
Good night.
Remember to hug mommy!
Sleep tight, dream about all these clever comebacks that you`ve didn`t think of when you should have.
>>23096295
Another dumbdumb retreats, a defeated man.
I know the last word was really important to you but I have to appreciate my triumph over stupid
>>23096257
yeah man, someone had to say it
it's either a very poor anon trying very hard to "troll for the lelz XD" or some poo in loo indian shitting up the internet
arguing against someone stupid
>>23096319
I know it's really hard to tell what's happening sometimes when you're dumb
How to get a girlfriend? Well the fucks in this thread already failed by starting a dumb internet argument
Sell your soul to satan of course. If you don't and somehow manage to get a gf any other way she'll just take it from you and practically use it as toilet paper.
