You know the drill
op abandoned
Start with me I guess
>>23085782
By the nose ring and tattoo I'll go with some alternative grill that prefers to stay at home and drink tea whilst cuddling that kitty in the corner
>>23085782
nice grille, knows how to cook
reasons: kitchen :DD
>>23085804
id guess you have a soft-spoken voice just because you look nice and that fits with your look
>>23085782
you kind of look mean but i think its just the eyebrows
>>23085782
The pale skin and black outfit makes me think you are a nihilist but instead of getting obsessed with science you love to read to find meaning
I feel like you like cheese a lot too, i can hardly explain that though
>>23085804
You have a face that tells me youre sarcastic af
You probably have a car with those really velvety seats
>>23085782
You look like you're an exclusive person judging by your face and "aesthetic" (purely because all of the girls in Utah that look like you are all exclusive and kind of rude unless you're 11/10 tumblr God), isn't afraid to say what needs to be said though.
>>23085804
The hint of being uncomfortable seen in your face suggests you're very shy and kind of tightly knit. I'm guessing you have very few IRL friends but that isn't a bad thing.
>>23085804
Soft spoken qt who works at a high end retail store like Burberry or MK.
>>23085836
You look like the kind of girl who gets drunk off of purse mickeys of sour puss
>>23085847
Average qt white boy who's either in kinesiology or engineering. Generally a good person
>>23085854
Used to love going to local metal shows. Has slowed down on it recently.
>>23085782
You listen to punk music and wear black leather boots. You're insanely beautiful btw
>>23085804
You go to coffee shops with the girls every friday after class
>>23085836
A cheerleader of some kind, maybe in the past?
>>23085847
Smart and laid back, down to earth guy
>>23085854
Definitely not a virgin
>>23085892
Nope, I've only been to one metal show and that was with my friends but I felt kind of out of place. I used to be super into punk since I live in SLC there is a big punk influence here. But to give you an idea, the last few concerts I've been to were Tame Impala, And So I Watch You From Afar, Craft Spells, Animal Collective.. I'm gonna see STRFKR with Com Truise in a couple months and I'm so stoked.
>>23085909
Haha, kind of weird but no I'm not a virgin. You're v qt btw :)
>>23085925
Lol, knew I was right. You just seem too good looking to be a virgin, it's written all over your face
>>23085940
Pshhh, thanks anon <33
Assume me.
>>23085909
you fantasize about giving blowjobs but have yet to give one
>>23086847
spot on, m8
>>23086889
go back to /shg/ and post more pictures, its boring rn
>>23086858
Still just a baby. Trying to figure out his niche in life. Trying on some different hats to see what one he likes the most.
>>23086548
babies everywhere here in this thread!
>>23085909
sweet baby with a job in the mall and a semi successful music blog
>>23085854
in a pop punk band. still needs to find a drummer and a couple of guitarists for it though.
>>23085847
mom's house has a sweet mirror over the sofa
>>23085836
alway trying out a new youtube makeup tutorial
>>23085804
sweet baby too cute for this world and everyone who sees you knows it
>>23085782
we would either be good friends or hate each other. you go to sweaty basement shows every weekend and work of that hangover with yoga the next morning
>>23086858
hahah desu i can tell you edited your face
>>23086910
21 actually. Though yes I do have a baby face I suppose.
>>23086910
I'll give this assuming a try. You are quirky nerdy type and a big fan of star wars. Maybe even a moderate mmo gamer?
hey ya'll i just brushed my teeth check it
>>23086858
do you pick your eyebrows or sumtin? left one is off. if thats natural sorry. tweeze from the bottom, trust me Id have a unibrow otherwise
>>23086548
headset and shirt tells me you probably watch twitch and followed the whole gamergate thing because its about the ETHICS
>>23085909
cute but lowkey outfit, so you probably are shy but lowkey a superfreak
>>23085854
Ive never heard of pyramid country, but it sounds nice n trippy. Skater who reads up on conspiracy theories.
>>23085847
probably have a hardworker and honest family dude, good for you man
>>23085836
yo dont take pills those things will fuck you uppp. Outfit and eyes say youre fun but get carried away.
>>23085804
That smile and clean outfit says you know youre the shit without having to actually verbalize it. I dig
>>23085782
what did you think of the new sorority noise? Your mind is probably pretty messed up, but its made you good at consoling other people. That is good and important. its the eyes and black
>>23086910
Not too far off desu
>>23086914
I don't, I actually just noticed how artificially smooth it looks
>>23086961
I don't. The tip of my left eyebrow actually grows straight up, so it looks weird.
>>23086548
Hardcore MLG gamer m8
>>23086858
You were a jock in hs
>>23086910
Quirky nerdette
>>23087005
Not true. Everyone hated me in hs.
Nice smile dark eyes and looks like she would be someone that'd get wild and have a good time around alot of ppl or just a few chillin around the house
>>23087005
you have a 5.0 rating on ratemyprofessors.com
>>23086988
clinger to the popular crowd in junior high
>>23086961
tinder wizard
>>23086910
has frequent manic episodes
>>23086890
MTG pro
>>23087005
People often say that you remind them of Seth Rogen. Because you remind me of Seth Rogen
>>23086988
I'll assume your British because flag
>>23086961
I'll assume you're in your late 20s at least because of your hair
>>23087033
Just kinda did my own thing in jr hs
>>23087042
I'm American. I just collect flags wherever I go.
>>23086961
Haha. Not at all. Never been on twitch or gamergate. Just a rpg/mmo gamer.
>>23087005
Not at all. Same as above. Though I frequently make fun of mlg.
>>23085782
Basic af but doesnt think so despite having the most typical "im different" style
>>23085804
Shy, because you have passive body language
>>23085836
Im gonna say slut given the clothes (no offense)
>>23087033
I can take you with nothing more than chittering rats
>>23085836
likes over 100 meme pages on fb
also where 2 cop that phone case?
>>23087081
hunky dude who got into trouble in school but is chill outside of it
>>23087042
smart, doesnt talk that much, a bit cold
>>23087033
a mix of nerd and nymphomaniac
>>23087031
likes to read and write
>>23087005
works in a startup and knows how much he is worth. in $
>>23086988
gaming and watching football and series
>>23086961
reads and watches a lot of scifi, wants to publish some as well
>>23087081
You're a moderate gamer, you think that listening to classic rock makes you smarter than your peers, b/c of the Abbey Road record (before you assume I'm an elitist, I probably have the same reissue as you)
>>23087042
You read poetry...I've met poets that look like you
>>23087033
You go to a lot of shows at friends houses/basements and are in and emo revival band...sweet American football flag/tapestry thing btw
Sorry for the smudge on my pic, my phone camera hasn't been the same since I dropped it in a pool
>>23087005
In return I would have to say you are a physics teacher or possibly professor. You occasionally get told you look like Seth rogen.
>>23086961
Hm, late 20s. You follow a more indie culture of movies and music.
>>23087105
was kicked out of expulsion school so...
>>23087105
Enjoys a hockey game from time to time and likes dark beer
>>23087112
Pretty much spot on but its the classical music that has me assuming I am smarter than my peers.
>>23087112
Briefly used tobacco doesnt like family
>>23087121
Nope, math/physics are not my strongest subjects, but I get told I look like a teacher a lot.
>>23087131
Still use tobacco, my immediate/maternal family is cool but my dad's side I might as well have been adopted. Giant nope.
>>23087131
haha what did you do
>>23086890
IT support at startup, or garbage man.
>>23086910
Self medicates with weed
>>23086961
Has to live in the south
>>23087005
Friendly barista
>>23087031
Popular girl in community college
>>23087105
>smart
>>23087112
>poet
kek, no
>>23085782
you try hard for that "I didn't try" look, inferred by your eyebrows being filled in but the rest of your makeup being minimal. some sort of art student, inferred by nose ring/tat/cat/turtleneck
>>23085804
you're European or at least not American, your eggs are out on the counter instead of in the fridge. you're using a windows phone, so it's safe to say you don't use snapchat and you don't post on /soc/ from your phone, as there's no browser that'll format the captcha correctly
>>23085836
your makeup is done but your nails are short, implying that you work in food service; I'm imagining some little southern diner in a pageant town but that could just be me stereotyping your accent
>>23087155
Dads sides are always rough it seems
>>23087157
Walked in tripping my nuts off freak out that I couldnt read a book.(was in las vegas night before and the school was military style if you are late or absent you get suspended for a quarter, so I said fuck it and went. immediately realized how fucked I was when the teacher wanted me to read aloud.)
>>23087180
Watches netflix constantly and feed cheese to your cat, you look like a girl i knew who did that.
>>23085836
Southern girl. Cheerleader in high school. Currently working part time job and going to college for basics first.
>>23085854
Going with startup rock band. Singer or bass guitarist. Maybe both.
>>23085909
Tends to act like an sweet and innocent, but are a wild party girl actually.
>>23087031
Hipster chick?
>>23087105
Going to follow rest and say writer/poet.
>>23087112
You have a rebel chick look, but you aren't actually. I'm going to say getting your degree in art. Possibly even become an art teacher.
>>23087180
Definitely a cosplayer.
>>23087033
You play or have played Warhammer.
>>23087042
You're an Aussie.
>>23087081
REEEEE etc etc
>>23087105
You have no problems maintaining eye contact and may or may not be a reptile disguised as a human.
>>23087112
You're studying philosophy or fine art.
>>23087180
You are overly active Instagram or Twitter.
>>23087258
You make YouTube videos about sexism in video games.
>>23087258
Nice eyes
>>23087180
do you have cute feet?
>>23087300
>>23087309
Creative writing but close enough
>>23087312
yes
Go easy please, it's my birthday
>>23087180
your attention to detail is too analytical and therefore leads me to believe you're an unstable liberal who watches too much fantasy shows for escapism purposes
>>23087179
you look like you're from 2001 and frequently rick-roll people
>>23087167
lmfao that community college one is fucking hilarious
>>23087112
you look like the kind of girl who talks to unpopular guys who thereby fall in love with so you've inadvertently friendzoned an entire village's worth of guys
>>23087033
socially awkward
>>23087031
you prob have a tumblr filled with grunge and black and white pictures
>>23086988
your eyebrows just don't give a fuck bout anything bruh
>>23087005
you look like you have an Indian best friend
>>23086961
I'm assuming you're experiencing angst over your premature receding hairline
>>23086910
I'm not saying you look crazy but you give off the murderous vibe
>>23086548
I'm assuming you're the kid who fucked my shit up in dota last night
>>23085909
you look like a history major who goes to a private college
>>23085854
Michael Pitt
>>23085847
benedict cumberbatch?
>>23085836
you look like a typical Scottish / British girl
>>23085804
What instrument you play cause you're definitely a Music major
>>23085782
you definitely have tattoos on your arms and legs that you have to cover up all the time cause you have an adult job
>>23087320
lmao
adorable
assume
>>23087443
Don't you ever get tired of this?
These threads are great, rating can be tiresome.
>>23085782
Fuck you, and your eyebrows. Would avoid at all costs.
>>23085804
Likes to cook. Would be friends with.
>>23085836
Hot mess.
>>23085854
I'm going to second pop punk band member.
>>23085909
You look like a bookworm. We could talk books. Unless it's just the glasses. Which look good on you, I might add.
>>23086548
1v1 me.
>>23087005
I'm willing to bet most of your replies are people saying you look like their professor.
>>23087033
You need to listen to Knapsack.
>>23087112
Heart eyes, ugh. I'd ask for your number if I saw you.
>>23085847
You like sports
>>23085854
Niche drugs
>>23085909
Lots of coffee
>>23086548
League of legends
>>23086858
Cheeky nandos with the mates
>>23087112
Just realized you look a lot like Cloe moretz. Probably get told that a lot as well
>>23087667
I don't but thanks!
>>23087365
You own a gun. Either a Glock 19 or a random 1911.
>>23087443
You're good at sewing.
>>23087594
You have an impressive collection of shoes and killed Han Solo.
>>23087660
You haven't played any of your instruments for a while.
>>23085782
You're a Tarantino fan.
>>23085804
You have a deviantart account and are interested in photography.
>>23085836
You work in retail.
>>23085847
You took ADD medication as a child.
>>23085854
You do production for a band.
>>23085909
You browse Reddit.
>>23086548
You lurk /b/ too often.
>>23086858
You're a /pol/lack.
>>23086890
You own at least one Led Zepplin album.
>>23086910
You listen to Grimes.
>>23086961
You've called someone "my nigga" before.
>>23087005
You look like a school teacher and may have autism.
>>23087031
You post motivational quotes on Facebook.
let's hear it
>>23087774
Spot on!
>>23085854
you drink heineken
>>23085909
never been a cheerleader lol
you were a shut in during high school but blossomed in college
>>23086910
you feel like you're more unique than most people
>>23086961
i dont party or anything but i like do drugs because im sad
im guessing youre crazy easy to get along with and girls get crushes on you easily even though you're 'not their type'
>>23086988
you watch penguinz0
>>23087005
you shaved your head once and vowed never to do it again
>>23087081
i was loungin after work so i just put on what was comfy lol
but i get where you're coming from so no offense taken i guess
you brag to others about your sexual conquests
>>23087102
i dont think it's over 100 haha
and i made it i'm so ~crafty~
>>23087112
you have an attitude but guys think the sass is hot
>>23087180
short nails / food service was a really good observation
but i work in a big fast food chain in the midwest haha
my guess is that you're a classy lady and you genuinely dont care if people dont like you
>>23087300
is it the hair that gives off the cheerleader vibe?
>>23087309
people initially think youre boring but youre just really really chill
>>23087365
im american lol. you like to go out barhopping
>>23087594
has said mean things about the majority of your friends to other friends
>>23087660
you play violin
Relatively new to /soc/, but you guys seem pretty cool
Bonus points to anyone who guesses what board I frequent(There's only one these days)
>>23087994
/int/?
>>23087936
A little. The clothing is what really gives that impression and the pose. At least that's how the cheerleaders back at my school used to look.
![IMG_4482[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OICmQcy.jpg "IMG_4482[1].jpg")
>>23088006
Actually a very nice girl who is well liked at work. This is all based off of your lotion, because I have Hempz lotion and its great.
>>23087994
Your cat is hyper-affectionate in the winter because it's cold outside.
>>23087987
Could possibly be dracula.
>>23087907
Works in a dentist's office.
>>23088059
>Your cat is hyper-affectionate in the winter because it's cold outside.
100% correct, although I don't know his motives
>>23088006
Hm, you are very good at math. Maybe even an accountant or in sales. Also enjoy musicals and Foreign films.
>>23088067
You're his heat lamp.
>>23088159
And here I thought he loved me
>>23088181
I just read a national geographic article that cats think of people and treat them less of as a distinct species and more like their fellow cats. I have no idea if that's bullshit or not though.
>>23087774
>>23087936
seriously speaking, are you guys fucking clairvoyant?
Or are you just really good at this
