New Years Eve stories, last night or past...
I went out last night, to 3 bars, made a honest effort to approach women. And failed myself and everyone else hoping for me. The first was understandable... They had boyfriends, and I didn't get my ass beat, they actually gave me advice. At the next bar I tried to use advice, to look like I was not interested in anyone there... FAIL JUST COMPLETE FAIL
>>23070525
I got completely shitfaced at my friend's party, someone walked in on some guy about to fuck me and called rape because I was so drunk, I yakked, my best friends took care of me, I did gbs and lived, had a three way kiss at midnight, made out with the girl in the three way kiss, and then got fucked by a really ripped ginger in a bush. I also made out with some random guy my friend apparently has a thing with and I feel bad about it. Basically last night was a big mess
Got a prostitute and fucked her right in the pussy
>>23070708
I still love you bae
>>23072264
Meant to reply to
>>23070773
>>23072264
but I'm not even cute
>>23072277
Are you nuts? Your a bombshell
>>23072277
Prove it
>>23072292
>>23072297
how do u even know I'm a bombshell
here I am tho
>>23072327
here's last night
>>23072327
Well I'd fuck you lol
>>23072327
Cause I'm snap chatting with you
Btw snap me back
Meet a cute, gorgeous and smart women.
A lot of signs of getting closer, really hitting it off.
ask her for her number, got it.
And asked to meet up in january for a drink, also accepted.
Turns out she is bisexual, and has a girlfriend since 2013.
So Thanks 2016 a nice start.
Ran into an old buddy from junior high who apparently went through some demons, but bought me a bunch of drinks.
Ended up losing my wallet, which I'm mostly salty about because of it being a nice wallet, but all in all, bretty gud night.
Almost accidentally cucked a guy in our group too, but the chick he was with was just loose as hell apparently.
solid 8/10.
Went to pub with parents hoping just to have fun, nothing sexual at all just cos. Dance a bit then retire to just drinking. Get pulled up by 24 yo girl, I'm 18, who keeps saying I'm gorgeous
</side note>its dark and shes had a bit. So yeah
Then make out with road and dad has been sent back to make sure I get home allright. Not even drunk but OK. We are making out in front of the pub and my dad is just awkwardly just standing there watching... When I realise I run home and get depressed, champagne fixes this. Then send this girl nudes of myself because drunk logic and now my mum asked me to get her email address for her because they became friends.... At least I had my first kiss.
>>23072354
wait who r u lol
Some little kid put a lighter next to a candle in our house and the lighter blew up a few mins before midnight and we had to call the fire department
>>23070525
Went to a house party my ex was hosting, she almost fucking stabbed me for "flirting" with her girlfriend, and then I made out with the girl I brought with me. I woke up drunk hours later it was the best party of the year.
>had excellent house party last night
>20 or 30 people
>loads of booze
>goodtimes.jpeg
>girl with obvious body deformity needs >somewhere to pass out cause drunk
>show her to me and my wife's bed so she can >crash
>we have a California king so no big having >other people sleeping in bed
>midnight, fireworks more drinking
>everyone starts going to sleep or leaving >around 2
>wife and I go to bed
>wake up some time later and other girl has >hand on my cock
>Thefuck.dox
>she is nude
>ask her what she's doing
>she asks if this is not okay
>tell her I don't think so
>she gets up, puts on clothes and leaves
>tell wife this morning what happened
>she laughs says she kinda knew cause bed >was moving and other girl was touching her to
>says she wants me to tell other girl that it was >not okay, but understands drunk things happen
Im not creative enough to make this shit up. Deformed girl is very nice bit not attractive to me and take my word for it. Hoping she dosent wig out when I bring it up and blame me for situation and cause problems among other friends. Don't know how exactly to bring this up to her, don't know her very well but she is very close with other close friends of mine.
>>23073435
talk to her privately and say that you wont tell your other friends.
Got pretty drunk at a house party, gf who I'm on break with there too. We live at the same place, so we go back together. She sleeps in my bed, nbd since there were some other friends of ours in her bed. She immediately cuddles up to me. Tells me even if she decides not to be with me, she wants me to be her first. I break down cry for like an hour to her, end up making out for a bit, She stops and tells me she's sorry. Cuddle for a bit more then go to sleep. New years would also have been our 4th anniversary if we weren't on break.
>>23073573
Not sure how to contact her other than Facebook. Not sure that is the right means of communication for such a delicate conversation.
>went to casino with m8s
>fucked around for the whole night
>talk to some girl who was from another city
>she goes home an hour later
>watch drunk friend dance his ass off
Good night. :)
wut
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